Disclaimer: I have 14 years of experience with horses and have always followed their rules… I have not suffered any serious injuries… only a few bruises caused by friction and bumps… This booklet does not encourage the reader to perform any illegal acts in the pursuit of their own pleasure.
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1. Finding a stallion
It’s best to look for an older horse, they have more sense and are less reckless and hurtful. Don’t bother with a horse that’s already half-crazy, those types of horses just get nastier when they’re stimulated.
2. Initiation of contacts
Quietly walk 10 feet in front of it and wait for it to come over and study you. Move slowly without startling it and let it sniff you around. Gently pat its neck and shoulder rumbles and whisper compliments to win its trust in you.
3. Mare’s odor
Find a mare in heat and approach her using the maneuvers described above, patting her flanks, rubbing back and forth on her neck and tail, watching her ears – they flatten out if she minds – and her tail churns around, and if you don’t stop, you’re likely to get kicked. If there’s no resistance, gently dip your finger into its pussy to give your hand access to its natural scent.
Some mares may be uncooperative and run away, remember, this is their right. If, however, the mare can tolerate your proximity, continue to massage her pussy, and if she feels good (raises her tail and crouches down), you can try to… oh… that’s something I’ll describe in the next article.
4. Binding the horse
Some of the reactions of an overexcited stallion may be for kicking, biting or even trying to mount you, none of which are fun unless you are an SM enthusiast. He should be caged and tied to a sturdy object, please be careful to use a live knot so you can quickly untie him if something goes wrong.
5. Stroking
Let the stallion smell the fresh mare odor on your hand. He will let out a loud snort, neigh, and hopefully get an erection. Gently pat him and massage his shoulder rump starting at his neck, then slowly move to his underbelly and pubic area.
Some stallions can be a little nervous and will wag their tails and kick their hooves – please stand next to his side, not behind him for safety, but also be careful to avoid getting hurt by his body squeezing into rails and walls. If he starts to get agitated, calm him down and go over this step again.
6. Cleaning and…
If your stallion is not a regular cocksucker, then he will have a had of foreskin scum, dead skin, and other filth on his penis. These things neither smell good nor help with lubrication. Rinse with water or gently rub the buildup off his penis with your hand. Rub his penis with lubricant to help him get an erection, then turn your attention to the head of his penis, keeping some pressure on the glans so that he starts to make thrusting motions.
Generally speaking, the only way to help it cum is if you keep rubbing its penis. Feel free to have fun with its huge penis, and be equally mindful of its kicks and bites.
Some useful tips.
1. Wear steel-toed shoes to prevent your toes from being stepped on.
2. Many stallions learn to enjoy your behavior very quickly and will come to you for more fun in the future. If he doesn’t like your behavior, don’t force him to avoid injury.
3. Lubricants are useful.
4. Don’t stay under him or put your face under him if you don’t know and trust him absolutely. Some stallions may suddenly lie down or kick you all over the place.
5. Wear a steel helmet I know this one sounds weird, their bloat (as in sclerosis, stones and the like) is like a rock that could break your skull as easily. Sure, you’ll look stupid if you have sex with a steel helmet, but better dead than alive.
6. Did he ejaculate? Well, when a horse ejaculates, the head of his penis (the glans) swells up like a mushroom the size of your fist or even larger, and he will slam into his partner a number of times and ejaculate 3 to 4 ounces of semen up to 5 feet away. His semen is white and fluffy like egg whites, not to be confused with the clear watery precum that drips out before he ejaculates.
Attention: Anal and Vaginal Sex
Don’t try to insert its penis into your vagina or anus unless you are comfortable with arm and fist sized objects, otherwise you are risking vaginal and anal rupture and peritonitis (which can be hard to explain to your doctor)! ∶(It’s hard to explain to a doctor!)
Always remember: a stallion’s personality is unpredictable. He can be quiet one minute and then suddenly explode with 1200 pounds of kicking and biting power. He may be enjoying himself, not realizing that he is powerful enough to kill you. If you are not familiar with handling horses, then I highly recommend that you get someone else to help you when you start.