I was so bored the other day that I ran out to see a Beefcake Farms dirt show, but I had a strange experience, so I’m writing about it to share with the gang.
For those of you who live in Kaohsiung, Tainan, you may have heard of or even been to the Wanshou Theater! It’s located on the side of the main road in Kaohsiung Luzhu. I was really bored on this day, so I traveled all the way to Wanguo to watch that boring strip show.
At about 1:20pm, I finally arrived at the entrance of the Universal, looked at the opening time of 1:30pm, there was still some time so I went to buy a bottle of drink, and then of course, I bought a ticket to enter the venue. (I’m not good enough to sneak in yet.)
After entering, I found that it is quite different from Tainan Grand Opera House (ps. Tainan Grand Opera House seems to have suspended its operation, because the police have been watching too closely, and it has become a place of no interest so…), but it is more or less the same as today’s theater, which used to be a beef farm (ps. Today has changed to be a movie theater now). Rows and rows of fixed seats, plus a somewhat high stage, and a row of lights shining upwards on the floor in front of the stage (ps. why shining upwards?). For those who don’t know, you’ll find out in the back), everything was in order.
After entering the venue, I found a seat in the second row by the center aisle, and then began to scan all corners of the scene. Around the sparse sitting some people, the standard seems to be quite low, and the age is not young, old Oh Ah especially more, in the middle of the occasional few seem to be a bit like office workers. Of course, my purpose is not to do a census, who cares which people are looking at. The main thing is to see if there are any cops! Luckily, there were none! （Of course not! If there were, I’d tell you all about it!) Hey, hey, hey! Looks like we’ve got a great day ahead of us!
I closed my eyes and waited for the show to start. But after a long time, all a bit drowsy, why hasn’t the show started yet. The scene seems to be filled with an atmosphere of annoyance, some seem to be familiar with the people have been talking to each other. Alas! Rarely no police watch sentry, it will not not perform it! Could it be that the cops didn’t come to keep watch because they knew it wasn’t going to happen? I couldn’t help but start thinking wildly.
None of these misgivings lasted long, though, and the hosts came out to speak.
‘ㄝ~~ Good afternoon everyone! Hello, everyone! Today, we’re going to have a blackout.’
What the hell! The power’s out! Amo loves the show! Some people in the audience have already voiced their discontent.
No, I didn’t! You’ve lost Ripley! I haven’t finished yet! (ps. I’m too tired to play in Taiwanese, I’ll play in Mandarin instead)
The Kuo Taito Electric Company announced yesterday that the power would be cut off today! The owner of the theater said that he would consider friends who came from afar, and not to let them come for nothing (like me), so he went to rent a generator! So everyone can still watch the movie today!
”Ooooohhhhhhhhhh!”
”That’s right! But it’s going to take a while… the generator is picking it up now.’
OKAY! Luckily! I almost didn’t watch it! Anyway, there’s something to watch, it’s not that bad.
After about ten minutes or so, before the program started, the cold air and lights were suddenly all gone!
The generator isn’t connected yet, so we’ll be a little late! And there’s no air-conditioning even if it’s connected! The generator isn’t big enough for the lights and sound! So please forgive me! I’ll try my best to make the program as enjoyable as possible! It’s cool even without air-conditioning!
‘Ah! There you go! Okay, okay, okay! Let’s get this show on the road!
‘Ah! Good ah! Right away!’
After about five more minutes, finally the stage was lit up! Only a few fluorescent lights were on though.
‘ㄝ～Friends of the audience, right now, because the generator is not yet fully connected, only the fluorescent lights can be lit, ah don’t let you wait too long, so let’s start the show first, okay?’
‘All right! Alright!’ Most of them were getting a little impatient.
‘After the nudity! Come! Open the show!’
The music started and a woman in her late twenties, wearing a costume plastered with sequins, walked out while singing. The lights really weren’t bright enough, and the woman’s face was obscure, so there really wasn’t much to see. After a while, the song finished and the host walked out.
”Let’s go on with the next song, the audience has been waiting for too long, let’s cool off!
The girl didn’t have a problem with it, so the music came on and we moved on to the next song!
In a normal show, one usually sings three songs, and it’s not until the third that there’s any eye candy footage to speak of, so I figured I’d just listen to it before the excitement started.
But this time it was different! The girl was halfway through her song and suddenly she walked backstage and before I knew what she was up to, she walked back out. Diggler! Nosebleed! The girl was naked! I was so surprised that I hurriedly got up to take a closer look. The other day at the Tainan Grand Opera House, she was still wearing those almost transparent pants, but this time she was completely naked!
But oh, the light is dim. No matter how hard I look, I can only see that she has a nice body, but I can’t tell anything about her skin or her looks. Oh, shit! Damn Taito! Damn it! What’s wrong with today’s blackout? Shit!
Quickly the song ended and the woman walked backstage without looking back. Then the host came back out.
‘I’m sorry! I can’t see it! There’s nothing I can do. I can’t help it if Tepco wants a blackout! We’ll just have to watch it! Okay! Next up is Ms. Mimi! Here’s a song.
Diggle Shit! What’s so fun about looking at flowers in the fog that makes me waste hundreds.LinLausley…..
The second chick, same two songs, is also naked. But the same can not see clearly. The mind was secretly dry, when suddenly the lights rested again!
A moment later, the host was back on stage.
‘I’m sorry! The fuse in the generator has blown! We’ll replace it with a new one right away!
I’m so sorry, I don’t know why I’m in such a bad shape! It’s so hard to watch a show!
A bunch of audience members couldn’t stand it anymore and crowded the exit to get their tickets refunded. The owner and his wife desperately apologized and then exchanged the tickets for those who couldn’t wait any longer.
Should I get a refund? It’s okay to go back anyway, so let’s wait a little longer!
The theater audience was about half of what it had been, and everyone was either resting with their eyes closed or wandering around, waiting for the unfinished show.
After about twenty minutes, there was a sneer ~ a sound from the stereo, and the electricity finally came back on! The rest of the audience rushed back to their seats.
But it’s discouraging that there are still only fluorescent lights. Oh, well… what a shame, huh?
The music started and the girl was already naked and singing! Pity ~~ alas ~~ I wish I had night vision goggles with me!
That’s when the host appeared out of nowhere with a flashlight with a small fluorescent light in his hand.
That said, the host comes up with a flashlight with a small fluorescent light, and the stripped girl is obliviously singing a song. The host walks up behind the girl, the little fluorescent light comes on, and his hand reaches out and gets under the girl’s straddle!
There was an immediate commotion. As the girl was singing with her legs slightly open, the light under her was shining right on her most intimate part. The girl was still unaware of this! It was only when she moved and her buttocks touched the lamp that she suddenly realized!
The woman made a gesture to hit the host, who hurriedly said, ‘This is what the boss explained, saying that it should look good for the audience and friends, and that it should be worth the price of the ticket even though there is a blackout.’
Said even more blatant, the small fluorescent lamp to the front of the light, this time to see more clearly!
‘Oh… It’s like taking a picture of a water frog! You know what? I’m definitely not signing up for Mark Six this month! That’s a good way to go! I heard that the monk who came here the day before yesterday and asked to pluck a Gy hair to change his luck lost more than 10,000 dollars in mahjong yesterday, so I’m going to look at the frogs today, so I’ll have a good month!
The woman finishes her song and wants to go backstage when the host calls out to her.
‘Hey! Come come come! Mai Zao tight! Go to the front and shake it!
The girl was very cooperative, walking back to the front of the stage, crossing one foot onto the small railing in front of the stage, spreading her legs, and then shaking her ass! I finally realized that Liu Wenzheng was so good at shaking his ass, and that’s where he learned it from!
The host, with a small fluorescent light in his hand, goes deep under the girl’s straddle and shines it upwards, which is a strange sight! The place where the light reaches is the pot of small pussy, as if to see a glowing pussy flying on the dark stage. As the girl swings her hips, her little lips are slightly tugging, as if she is still shy, teasing the hearts of all the men present.
After showing the spectacle to the audience from left to right, one by one, in all corners, the woman bowed and went off the stage. Then another woman came on stage. As usual, she stripped down by the second song, at which point the host came back on stage with that lovely flashlight. Just as he was taking the flashlight to that most desired spot for all the audience, there was a sudden crisp slap!
It turned out to be the girl who rewarded him with a slap!
‘X! The host cursed. ‘This is what the theater owner told me to do, what are you doing?’ He said, stretching the fluorescent light over again.
“Snap! Slap!” This time the host was slapped twice more!
‘X!’ The host said helplessly, ‘I can’t believe it! This is a big name, I can’t even look at it when it’s being used.’
Digger! Shit! This girl is more beautiful than the ones in front of her, but I can only stare at her, I can’t see anything! If all the good-looking chicks follow her example, there won’t be much to look at. I’m sorry.
With the dim light, I looked very hard and carefully, but I could only appreciate her body, even the skin is not good to see, alas ~ ~ ~ ~ how I am so bad ah!
It did not take long to change another female out, also all of a sudden naked, but this chick quite with the host of the cooperation, said the photo on the photo, without saying a word two legs one, and shook up.
ㄝ ㄝ ㄝ ㄝ! Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please! “ㄝㄝㄝㄝ” (ps.) (ps. The holes are all covered)”
The girl actually cooperated, flicking the long, slightly curly hairs to the sides, revealing the coffee-colored B. Then she flicked them again, showing them off one by one. Wow! This was another great experience.
The next girl came back on stage. As soon as she came on stage I felt familiar with her, as if I had seen her before. Thinking about it, I finally came up with an idea! Didn’t she perform at the Tainan Grand Opera House? Last time I saw her perform, she was still covered up, and she looked good and had a good figure, so I was itching to see her last time, but I didn’t expect to see her here again! I didn’t expect to see her here again! Last time she acted so innocent and conservative, but now she’s still naked here.
But she also seems to be the main show big name, the host to “photo water wow” are not given to the photo, once the photo will gesture to hit the host, always think it seems to be a little bit of a shortcoming. But also let me learn one thing, even if it is a beef field, good-looking body still has her advantage, can take the pretty with their own happy performance. Because if you don’t have these good-looking chicks to hold you over, no one would want to watch. They love to get pretty, and the hosts and owners can’t get enough of it.
The pretty chick goes off stage and the host comes back up.
We’re going to give you something nice and exciting next! We’re going to give you something nice and exciting next! I can’t take a picture of that big name, so I can’t watch it. That’s okay! I’ll ask Lily to perform something special! It’s guaranteed to be great! Come on Lily on!”
The music started up again and a woman came out singing. I carefully measured the assessment, I think compared to the front of the chick can be really no less, but the song sucks a little. But honestly, drunkenness is not the point, it’s not like we’re going to take a singer’s test, who cares if she sings well. The important thing is that the looks and body should be first-class, this point she is quite enough money.
As before, halfway through the second song, she came out of the backstage naked. She was also very good at shaking her ass in all directions, showing her slightly raised pussy, with her labia slightly exposed, which was so exciting to watch!
The host was smooth this time, taking fluorescent lights from start to finish and making us look good. The woman tried to retreat backstage after the song and the host called out to her in a hurry.
‘ㄝ～”Shudankile”! Why don’t you show us some of your stunts? I’ve already told the audience that I’m going to show them something special. I’ve told the audience that I want to show them something special, so do me a favor and show them!
The woman glared at the host, but she returned to the stage cooperatively.
‘”Dan Keeler”! I’ll get the lights ready! Ladies and gentlemen, watch carefully! Don’t pause for a moment, or you won’t be able to see! This is a special performance of ㄝ, it won’t go wrong!
I heard this half-heartedly, but did concentrate on watching.
Woman spits on him and then ．．．． Whoa! Legs over the top! That’s a really difficult move, and it really gives back to the audience!
The girl’s pussy, opening and closing slightly as she lifted her leg over and over again. But it takes a sharp-eyed person like me to see it carefully!
I was watching intently as I turned to the angle in front of me and lifted my leg. Suddenly the lights went on, and the row of lights on the floor in front of the stage suddenly lit up! I could see everything, and even as I lifted my leg, I could see that the secretions inside her pussy were slightly illuminated and shimmering. What looked like a black frame around her labia minora was all visible to me as well. The blood was all over my body, and it seemed that all the blood was focused on my eyes. I guess my eyes, at this point, must have been filled with blood!
The super-concentration had a magnifying effect on what was visible to my eyes, which seemed to see nothing but flashes of light from that slightly open pussy, and when she had finished showing every angle and retired, I could still clearly see the strange scene with my eyes closed, and kept dialing it over and over again.
This is really straight back up, the hard work of waiting has finally paid off. The next chick, although the big name wouldn’t come to the front of the stage to lift her legs and shake her ass. But I don’t care anymore, it’s not a loss anymore anyway. What’s more, the owner sent two boxes of iced oolong tea, one for each member of the audience, to quench their thirst and remove the fire while the girl was singing. This is probably one of a kind!
After this chick’s strip show, the host takes the stage again.
‘ㄝ～Friends, today’s show is all over! But I want to give something back to all of you! You’ve worked so hard, there’s no air-conditioning and the lighting isn’t good, but you’re still so supportive of the show. It’s okay if you couldn’t see them clearly just now! I’m going to teach them all to do it again, one at a time, to show you all our sincerity.”
“Clap clap clap clap!!!” Someone in the audience applauded on the spot. This was really worth every penny!
Next, the music starts up again and the ladies come on stage one by one. Then they walk to the front of the stage, straddle the railing and shake their hips to show off their pussies. This time it was clear! All the chicks were of good caliber, except for one who was a little ugly. (ps. I don’t mean to advertise it, I just wrote down what I saw at the time, don’t beat me up if you don’t like it when you go to see it)
Of course, the important part is also clear! It’s the first time I’ve ever seen a completely naked girl in a row, so of course it’s a great experience!
So that’s my beef farm adventure! Some people may find it boring! But I do find it interesting. Don’t flatten me if you’re not satisfied!
Maybe some people see “strange encounter” will think that there is “love affair”, that is not I want to deceive you, really I can not find a better word, so I have to use “strange encounter”!
Is anyone interested in watching the show! Remember to look for me!