Target! Hundreds of people!


Episode 1 (Debut): Modern-day Vampires (above)

My name is Mu Tong. At first glance like any ordinary person, I have had almost the same upbringing, from birth, to school, to graduation last year.

I am twenty-two years old. In those twenty-two years, there have been no relationships until about six months ago. For some reason, I wasn’t too interested in girls until I went to college. I had excellent academics, graduated from a prestigious school, and didn’t go to graduate school or study abroad because I aspired to freelance work and wanted to write for a living. In fact, in high school, I was a writer for anime magazines, and I’ve also been working as a shooter in the gaming community.

Truth be told, I’m also quite good looking, and I’m very popular with the girls at school. But for some reason, I couldn’t get interested in girls. It didn’t feel special. Of course, I’m not gay either.

That’s odd.

What’s “sex”? I’ve known about it since high school. My dad had a stack of erotica books, like he was trying to influence me.

What is “love”? I don’t understand. My mom had a stack of romance novels, but I couldn’t make sense of them, nor could I understand the feelings between a man and a woman.

I’m curious and eager. But I’m introverted, I don’t like to approach people, and I have very few friends. I’m not trying to be cool, but I really don’t know how to deal with girls, so I don’t talk or answer. Because of my gentle nature, the girls didn’t turn away from me. When they passed by, they still looked at me with a smile on their face. Gradually, I realized that I gradually liked this kind of smile, and gradually became interested in the beauty of girls. Though it wasn’t very strong yet.

So I wanted to learn about relationships, I wanted to taste sex, I wanted to know what love was. I had enough knowledge, knew enough theory, just no practical experience.

What a sad man – but I look like a normal person on the outside.

A month or so ago was my twenty-second birthday. On that night, my girlfriend of half a year, my childhood friend who had been in the same class and department from elementary school to university, a smart and beautiful girl named Huang Wan, came to my single dormitory, and we bought a cake and candles together to celebrate my birthday.

This dorm is in a residential neighborhood not far off campus, and the surroundings are great. I’ve been living here for almost five years now, and I have no plans to leave after graduation. My hometown is in the south, far away from this city, and my parents came back to China shortly after the reform and opening up of mainland China, when I was already in my mother’s womb.

Now time has passed and I have grown up. The twenty-two points of candlelight reflected on me, on the beautiful face of Wan Er beside me, which was like a reddish haze.

“Wan Er”, from childhood so called, that is to learn from her parents call, and then embarrassed, called his name; until half a year ago, the graduates of the party, after the party to send her back to school (she continued to study in the original school), the two walked in the silence of the road, and suddenly she stopped in her tracks, shyly confessed to me.

I still remember what she said then: “Although… it may be boring for you to fall in love with someone you’ve known for over ten years, please accept me!” And then she bowed deeply, like a polite girl in a Japanese drama.

What else could I say? Silently, even if I agreed, I followed the countless examples I’d seen and kissed her.

For the next six months, the relationship was close and pure.

Blowing out the candles. Suddenly, she said, “Khun Tong… I… will give you… tonight…”

“Hmm?” I didn’t comprehend it for a moment.

After a moment of silence with her head bowed, she took a breath, raised her head, and said plainly in a bright tone, “That’s it–I’m going to give you my body!”

I didn’t know what to say, but she seemed to make me feel “cute”-even for a man like me, who still wasn’t interested in girls, I felt cute when I looked at her.

The next… that night… was unforgettable… but tragic.

She shyly ate the cake and packed up her things, and then embraced me for a long time. I don’t know how to get into bed, she saw that I still don’t know how to take the initiative, so she had to curtly guide me to take off her clothes one by one.

As beautiful as the carcass in a famous painting of the human body, such a smart and beautiful girl is really a rare lover, isn’t she? She should still be a good wife and mother, and could be a lifelong companion! I also took off all my clothes and hugged her beautiful naked body.

Next… I won’t mention it.

I entered her virginal sanctuary, but my dick got just a little bit harder and couldn’t get any firmer.

As it turned out, I couldn’t get any way to cum inside her, even though she allowed it and wanted me to.

In fact, I have never ejaculated, even if the reason for the “overflow of semen” is that it is only in my sleep that I do not realize that I have lost it. I used my theoretical knowledge and applied it, plus her virgin sensitive body, so I just let her orgasm with my fingers. Then I continued to play hard to get, but until she was tired and sleepy actually fell asleep, I also did not let my penis excited up.

It hit me hard. I sent her back early in the morning without saying anything. She didn’t notice what was going on inside me, full of happiness, scarlet cheeks, and didn’t say a word.

The next I packed my bags, left her a letter, and left the city for a place that was completely new to both of us, a small town that I had previously heard was very scenic.

In the letter, I consoled Wan Er: “Frankly speaking, it is my own fault, please she need not miss me. Mu Tong will never be seen again. Forget about him!”

I discarded my old home, phone, cell phone number, email… everything I could contact.

I came to a new place, and it was really a good place. Bought a mountain house with the money in my passbook – my family is rich, they gave me two million dollars when I was in college, but I’ve always been self-reliant and haven’t used a penny of it. Now it was time to use it. Then I put my cell phone into a new account and made an international call to tell my mom and dad in South America that I had relocated.

They moved back to South America when I was a sophomore in college. My family has had good properties in Argentina since my great-grandfather’s generation.

The cell phone call is over, and the dad immediately called back, with a tone of suddenly remembering something important, said: “Son! I almost forgot! You’re 22 years old… Okay! I’ve got something in the mail for you. Wait for it!” Curious, I asked what it was, but my father simply said, “You’ll know when you get it.”

Finally, the day before yesterday, I received a large package in the mail. Carefully sealed, express mail. Open the outer package. Inside was a metal box. The outside of the box actually has no place to open, and no lock hole, just a four-square box-shaped very small gap, also can not be pressed in or pour out, and there is a concave shape on the side of the box.

On the outside of the box was a note which read: “Only my son can open it; press your right forefinger against the concave shape on the box and say in your heart, ‘Maisolu, Shubida! and it will be opened – but remember, don’t move your finger until it is open, remember!”

I was really on the verge of fainting. What the hell is Dad doing? Is he on the right medication? Forget it. Let’s give it a try!

I pressed my right index finger into the concave shape as I was told, and suddenly a strange sensation came over me! As if blood was flowing out through the skin! It was really like that! I saw that there was already blood in the concave shape. But because of the instructions on the note, I didn’t move and it didn’t really hurt.

“With a pop, the lid of the box popped out, with one side secured and the other three sides popping out of the gap between the four squares of the box.

It was marvelous! I was taken aback and curious.

Inside the box was another letter from Dad and a book about a hundred pages thick. The letter was on top, and on the envelope was written: “Good son, read this first. It’s for you only, and no one must know about it – including your mom! Father’s book.”

Episode 2 (The Debut): Modern Vampires (Part 2)

When I opened the envelope, the first page read: “Calm down! Son. I have to tell you – you are a descendant of vampires. Of course, I’m a vampire, and so is your grandfather; but your mother is not, and your grandmother is not. That’s why our family has a thousand-year-old rule, passed down only to the direct male line – that is: no one else can know that we are vampires!”

That’s all. It’s written in big, bold letters.

What the hell! What is Dad talking about? Besides, I’ve never had the urge to suck blood!

I took a breath first and sucked on my right index finger, which was still a little numb, to make sure I wasn’t in a dream.

Page two.

“Child, now that you’ve finally calmed down, yes, you are a–vampire.”

I don’t believe it! I’ll begrudgingly keep watching this psycho dad.

“But of course, since a dozen generations of our ancestors four hundred years ago, we have stopped sucking blood, or should I say–unfortunately lost the ability to do so.”

Oh… is that so? Oh, nervous dad.

“All of our kind have lost the ability to reproduce because of the spell that the Church used against our entire race at that time, and their lifespans have been reduced to that of mortals! Thus, vampires will be extinct in a few dozen years! However, only one of our ancestors, somehow got the news that there is a kind of Taoist medicine in the East that can cure all kinds of diseases, and went through a lot of trouble to China from Spain, finally ate something called ‘elixir’ given by a Taoist priest.”

Well… it’s interesting… but it’s not true, is it?

“As a result… my stomach hurt so much that I was about to die. I was unconscious for five days before I woke up.”

I don’t know… what kind of elixir is it?

“When I woke up, I suddenly realized that I had a great deal of lust! Originally, we vampires were not attracted to women but only to the blood of beautiful women, but after that, our ancestor became a lecherous demon who no longer sucked blood but only loved women… and he became even lighter and lighter at night, and he could fly more than 10,000 miles with a single big flying spell, and 1,000 miles with a small one, which was quite manageable.”

I’ll pour again! Dad can really make up stories!

“He went around picking flowers and committing crimes with his original magic and added powers, and finally when he raped a hundred women, heh! Became as normal as a mortal!”

Oh… Keep reading.

Page three.

“His day job was to translate for the foreigners who came to China at that time — well, there were very few foreigners at that time! He could no longer pick flowers by magic, so he took a beautiful Chinese woman as his wife. And he married a beautiful Chinese woman! And guess what?

The old ancestor’s wife was actually pregnant! After a full month, she gave birth to a mixed-race child. Of course, our ancestor’s wife was chaste and quiet, and never had an affair!”

Oh, my God… Dad’s words are becoming more and more like the truth!

“The old ancestor is so happy! Even if the vampires were extinct, he didn’t lose his family! But… his only son, when he was 18 years old and his family married him, he still had no interest in women!”

Isn’t this… isn’t this just like me?

“Despite the fact that the old patriarch had sent someone to teach, or even taught himself, to completely teach his son about lovemaking, the dick just wouldn’t hold up!”

Is this… really?

“For several years, he was at a loss, and his daughter-in-law was dissatisfied, so her family withdrew from the marriage. Later, there was a turnaround–after the son was twenty-two years old, he suddenly recited a few mysterious incantations taught to him by his ancestor since childhood, and from then on, he regained his vampire’s magical power, and also became vigorous and thirsty for women! It turns out that vampire blood and magic is still inherited, but only until the age of twenty-two can be realized, and must be incantations to stimulate.”

Oh? If this is true… then… then… won’t I be saved?

“Later on, after several generations of summarization, completely confirmed and mastered a few rules, that is — 1, our family’s children and grandchildren, can get the magic inheritance, only the eldest son — in fact, our vampire heritage can only have a son in his life, daughters can be with or without, can be a lot or a little, but they are all the same as normal people. 2, the son must be in the early stages of the women are not interested in, just like the traditional vampires do not love women; even if you can barely get close to women, appear like mortal impotence symptoms. Just like the traditional vampires do not love women; even if you can barely get close to a woman, you will still have the symptoms of impotence like a mortal.”

Tsk! …I’m getting more and more interested in watching this, and my heart is beating faster.

“3. Only after you reach the age of twenty-two, when you recite a tantric mantra, your powers are fully released! Along with sexual desire!”

That’s all for this page. Keep reading.

Page four.

“Haha! Son! Have you ever fucked a woman before? Did it bother you?”

This father… looks like he’s gloating. I’ve just left the woman she loved the most and whom I liked the most, so it’s a big shock! Damn it… you didn’t tell me earlier…” By now, you must be complaining that I didn’t tell you earlier, right? But – it couldn’t be helped! Our ancestors had a rule that this metal box was to be used to tell each generation’s son only when he reached the age of 22 Son, you should be happy! Dad has given you the complete collection of ancestral incantations, which contains the pronunciation of all the incantations of the vampire family in four texts: Latin, Spanish, Romance languages and Chinese! Don’t worry, these incantations have all been tested, you just need to use one of the four languages and pronounce the incantation according to the translation! By the way, your father’s achievement for his children and grandchildren was to compare the pronunciation of modern Chinese with that of ancient Chinese and correct some parts, so you, who only know Chinese and a little bit of English and Japanese, which are pathetic and useless, as well as your son, your son’s son, your son’s son’s son, and your son’s son’s son’s son, will be able to recite the incantations easily!”

I almost jumped up and down and yelled “Hooray!”.

“I’ll tell you more about our family’s history! We’ve been around for fifteen generations now, and we’ve had a single male heir for every generation. That’s why I was so relieved when I raised you! Since we haven’t experienced it before, we don’t know what will happen to our bloodline in case our eldest son dies young! Of course it’s better not to try, so your dad has been carefully loving you ah! Son!”

…that’s very kind, Dad… although I’m quite touched too.

“In the future, you may remember this secret of the family and pass it on to future generations! Take good care of your children and grandchildren and keep them healthy! The honorable vampire family lives on forever!”

What? “Immortal” means dead… Dad, that’s not a good word.

“And remember, you must marry a Chinese wife after you have achieved the 100th death and reverted to being a mortal! I’m sure you’ll do it, because for some reason, our family is obsessed with Chinese women… It’s strange, though, what’s so great about Chinese women? Like your mom… But, looking back, I still love her the most, so I won’t say anything bad about her. Son, remember to marry a Chinese woman with black hair, black eyes, and yellow skin, and tell your children that too. Because for generations our ancestors have married sons born of Chinese women; in case they are not born of Chinese women, it is not known whether any mutation will occur, so in any case it is better not to try…”

I was so angry and amused, so it’s not easy to keep the vampire bloodline! So many regulations.

Page 5.

“Below that, you can read the spell book yourself! It also contains a record of how to draw in a woman’s lustful energy. This is very important! You can only revert back to being a mortal if you have sucked in enough lecherous energy from a hundred women! In addition, you will have the feelings of human love! I’ll tell you what! When I realized the sexual ‘hundred people’s death’ and returned to the ordinary, I finally understood another reason why our ancestors wanted us to realize the ‘hundred people’s death’: it turned out that true love is so beautiful!

It can make people, make us fallen vampires, shake-free for life!”

Well… if that’s the case, then you’re still criticizing mom, and you don’t usually see her praising her…” “Finally, good luck, son! Oh, and note that everything is confidential! Some care. White. Father’s letter.”

I finished reading the epigraph, folded it and put it back in the box with an overwhelming sense of excitement and apprehension. Picked up the family heirloom and began to read.

Part III: The First Hunt – Feng Xiaomei (above)

My name is Mu Tong. As mentioned before, I am a modern vampire. In order to become a normal human being, I have to achieve the goal of killing a hundred people for the sake of the obsession of “love” and the family’s responsibility of reproducing offspring.

After getting the box sent by my dad and containing the secrets of my ancestors through the ages, I suppressed my excitement and started practicing.

What? Why are you excited? Stupid! For one thing, being a vampire is fun! Secondly, it’ll cure me of my “mortal impotence”, a problem I’ve been suffering from for years! Thirdly, what is “love”, a mystery that our family has been searching for and obsessing over for generations! This obsession must be explored by each generation, and if one generation fails to figure it out, the vampire family will be cut off!

The first instinct of creatures in the universe is their own survival and reproduction of offspring! I can’t let my ancestors down, I have to survive, and I have to raise my offspring so that the glory of vampirism will continue forever!

The great and terrible vampire race that originated in Western Europe was finally pushed to the brink of extinction 400 years ago by a spell cast by the Church of the Sixteen Kingdoms. Fortunately, our wise and lucky ancestors traveled all the way to China to seek a cure. Since then, the bloodsuckers’ lineage has continued for 400 years, 15 generations, and I’m the only one who’s been passed down from one generation to the next.

It’s fate… It’s fortunate that it’s a single male… Otherwise, if there were more bloodsuckers, and each of them had to be killed by a hundred men, wouldn’t the world be in chaos, and women would have to live in abject misery? This will cause the world to kill vampires again. It’s better to have a single male! This is a thrilling and exciting experience that inspires every generation to work hard to preserve the blood family.

SINGLE MALE… In that case, I’m an only son, but Dad has another sister, my aunt, who shouldn’t be able to do anything, and the family’s affairs are never passed down only among the first-born men, never to the female members.

My aunt had a son and a daughter, and they would have been completely incapable and unaware of their vampire ancestors… Thinking about this, the image of my only aunt-cousin relative, Feng Xiaomei, appeared before my eyes. She’s so lovely… Ever since I was a child, she’s been one of the most special women to me. Cousin… forbidden marriage… Chinese law prohibits marriage between direct and collateral relatives up to the third generation… No matter how much of a vampire I may be, I’m still a Chinese citizen… The Chinese wives that we’ve been marrying for generations have long since assimilated into the Chinese race… Just like myself, my Spanish blood is only one part in two to the fourteenth power!

So, even though I loved Mei, and she used to pretend to be my wife when I played with her as a child, I couldn’t marry her… not for the sake of Chinese law, but because I now had a girl I loved even more… I was determined that, after the Hundred Deadly Men’s Chopper and when I was back to being a human being, I’d go back to Wan Er’s side! I had the courage to do so! Even if it takes me a few years, I’ll try my best to achieve the Hundred Deadly Men’s Ceremony!

Will Wan Er… will she wait for me? I must have broken her heart… Alas, the thought of it made me depressed… I had taken her virginity, but because of my “mortal impotence”… I didn’t want to think of Wan Er anymore! Mei also haunted me! Since I can’t marry her, I’ll at least make her my first target as a new vampire! I’m sorry, Mae, but I really want you! The day before yesterday I had recited the secret spell passed down from generation to generation, liberating my vampire abilities and male instincts!

Then I passed out for a whole day and night.

I woke up yesterday with the sudden realization that everything had changed and life was full of brilliant colors! I love women now, I want women! I have developed a deep interest and thirst for women! Just by looking at the pornographic pictures in the computer, my dick got its first violent erection, and I soon shot the first bullet of my life!

The white liquid shot two feet away, and I was so happy to see it, and I don’t know how to describe the feeling of comfort in my body! I was so happy during the day that I shot seven or eight times. It’s worthy of being a vampire’s body that has been liberated, it’s very strong – I remembered that I had read in some place called Fresh Net in Taiwan that the average number of times people have sex in different countries each year, according to the statistics of the world survey, is only more than 130 times for the Americans, only more than 100 times for the French, and only more than 80 times for the Japanese! I think I can have sex 1,000 times a year!

It’s so comfortable… Sex is such a wonderful thing… I suddenly pitied the orthodox vampires, who only loved to suck the blood of beautiful women, but not their bodies, what a waste! Besides, it’s not good to suck blood and mutilate women! Women turned out to be such lovely creatures!

I lay down on the big bed, spread out some pornographic books and continued to masturbate. Although the term “masturbation” doesn’t sound very nice, it does feel good… I started to think about some things… again.

Which, in turn, was a million times more grateful for the mutation experienced by that fifteen generation old ancestor of his lineage! Luckily, thanks to that one mutation, a misfortune was turned into a blessing, and a new generation of new vampires was born! No longer sucking blood, but instead, practicing lust; this transformation made a lot of sense!

By the end of the night, I had cum at least ten times before I felt really tired. After all, the vampire is not a god, and I got a lot of fun every time, a lot of ejaculation. So I suppressed the boiling heart, quietly thinking: the first battle of a hundred people, who to fuck? And then I remembered you, Mae. I now realize that I like you very, very much. You’re only a year younger than me, and we’ve been in love since childhood, haven’t we?

I was excited to have found my first target. I began to read hungrily through my ancestor’s book of secrets, which contained all the spells that a new vampire could use to perform all sorts of magic; it also taught how to be a woman and how to achieve a hundred kills. I read the entire book, except for the spells, which I had to learn later.

When I saw a place that introduced the Hundred-Man Chopper, I simply fainted! It turns out that, except for that old ancestor fifteen generations ago, the rest of the descendants of the various generations who have already been finalized, it is not easy to reach the hundred-people decapitation!

The specific method is summarized as follows: the so-called absorption of a woman’s lewdness means absorbing the instinctive reaction of her body to the male semen rushing into her womb at the moment after she has been ejaculated upon, which is harmless to her; however, this lewdness is very subtle, and therefore, depending on the target, a woman’s lewdness has to be absorbed, and if the target is a virgin, it has to be ejaculated upon at least ten times before it can be absorbed fully! If she is not a virgin, she has to cum… usually 15 to 100 times!

I’m going to faint!

After elaborating on this paragraph, the book adds, “No matter how many times you have tried it, if you have not absorbed enough (there is a reaction in the dantian when you have absorbed enough), you must not give up on the girl halfway through the process! Otherwise, the consequences… I don’t know because I haven’t tried it, but it’s better not to try it!”

I’m even more confused! So it’s not that easy to be a woman, and it’s all about success and no failure!

At the bottom of the page, there is a blank space with a dense note of additions made by the successive heads of the family, all of which say, “I have fulfilled my mission with honor, and my descendants should not make any attempts that would result in the extinction of the family…” and so on.

I’m already too dizzy to be dizzy anymore! It’s really not a good time to be a Neo-Neo vampire! It’s been 400 years and it’s actually been passed down from generation to generation!

It is also stated in the book that the last factor in a vampire’s body, the genetic ability, can be liberated by accomplishing a hundred kills. This will allow you to have children once your body returns to its normal state. Be sure to find a Chinese woman who loves you as your wife. Otherwise, the consequences… I don’t know because I haven’t tried it, but it’s not a good idea to try it just to be on the safe side.

Below the blank and the generations of messages, are “the ancestral training can not be violated!” And so on.

There’s even more: about ejaculation, because the vampire’s body does not have the ability to reproduce, so there is no need to worry, feel free to stimulate it, the stronger the essence, the stronger the lust will be triggered, and it is favorable for absorption. In addition, with the vampire’s body, should not be afraid of mortal venereal disease; the ancestors who wrote the book (fifteen generations of ancestors of the first draft, thirteen generations of ancestors of the final draft, the ancestors of the future generations of additions, additions), although careful, but also inevitably encountered not “clean” women, so the experience proved that: venereal disease does not matter, venereal disease does not matter.

In the space below, there are also a number of small prints, such as “I accidentally slept with a woman who had syphilis, but the symptoms were not obvious at first (I swear I always do a thorough physical examination before I have sex, so if there are any problems, I’ll leave first), and I had sex with her because she looked so clean, and then I found out that… I was scared to death, but I’m fine”, or “I accidentally fucked a woman who had gonorrhea…”, or “I accidentally fucked…”, and so on, “I accidentally slept with a woman who had gonorrhea…”, “I accidentally slept with…”, and so on. At the end there was Dad’s handwriting.

Oh, my God, I can’t believe I accidentally became a woman with AIDS! It was only after she had completed her suction that she realized that she had been carrying the virus for a year! She was scared out of her wits, but luckily she was still fine, so I wanted to leave a message to my children and grandchildren that in the future, if you were an AIDS victim, you needn’t be alarmed, and you could rest assured that you were safe…

The whole 100-page book was so dizzying to read that it was a whole lot of strange stories!

I tried my best to memorize the advice of my ancestors. For example, “Just like brushing your teeth before going to bed, before you catch a woman and do her, you must check… Although our family is immune to all poisons, I don’t know if there are any diseases of the flower and willow that can be leaked by the senses… I don’t know because I haven’t tried it… But it’s better not to try it… For the sake of the vampires’ descendants, you must not take it lightly…” Yun Yun.

Then three or four hours of hasty sleep, and it was dawn.

I started practicing the mantras today, because the ancestors have constantly verified that they are correct and effective, so I should be able to trust them, right? I should memorize them first and recite them when I need to use them, they should all work. Therefore, I suppressed my eagerness to try it out and prioritized memorizing it. But when I thought that to be a woman, I had to do it all, and to do it all, I had to ejaculate aggressively – even virgins had to do it more than 10 times, and non-virgins usually had to do it between 15 and 100 times, and some had to do it more often, so I couldn’t give up halfway through the process…

It’s a headache! That means how many times do I have to kill women in order to achieve the Hundred Deadly Men’s Chopper? Poor women… women I love… it’s been hard! I’m sorry! I’m sorry… I apologize in advance!

Vampires love beautiful women, and new vampires love beautiful women even more. Beautiful women inspire lust, lust generates essence, essence triggers lust, and lust achieves goals… I see! I love beautiful women!

“I-love-beauty!” I howled from my large, luxuriously decorated and soundproofed villa room. Through the tempered glass windows, there were green hills and forests outside, and no one was around. This is the mansion I bought for a million and a half dollars (dollars, by the way). I’ll use this as a base for my future activities–as long as it’s nighttime, the beautiful villa will be the vampire’s castle!

Cousin… Feng Xiaomei… the first target. But when I thought about bullying her more than ten times, I couldn’t help but feel pity, but at the same time, I was also burning with desire – such a strange paradoxical feeling!

I don’t want to torture her too much in one night… ten times in a row… not to mention that she may not be… well, don’t think about it… I hope she’s still a virgin. Vampires especially like virgins.

Yay! I’m so excited! After making sure that I had memorized correctly the basic transformation spells of Transformation and Shrinking, the basic leaping spells of Flying and Flying, and the basic protection spells of Wind and Smoke, I waited for the moment to strike, to fly to Mae’s city 700 kilometers away, and to enjoy the first of the latest generation of vampire’s Hundred Slayers!

Get a good night’s sleep tonight, go do some healthy exercise tomorrow, and tomorrow night… you’ll… look forward to my arrival!

Tough, sorry, but I’m locked in on you, dear Mae!

(to be continued)