Erotic DJ


Short Piece! I hope you (you) will enjoy it! Bobo has been lazy for a while and it’s time to turn in his homework!

“Listeners, Taipei is having such a splendid night today, and there are romantic things happening around every corner. Maybe you’re having a night out with your lover, you’re doing lovey-dovey things with your lover, or you’re reveling in your sexual fantasies all by yourself, what’s interesting, what’s romantic, what’s happy, no matter if it’s already happened or it’s happening, you’re welcome to call-in and share it with us, this is the Great Taipei Romance Radio 109.99, the Erotica Pie Program of Taipei, hosted by me, Xiao Yu for you. ” I used my sticky voice to introduce myself to the program once again.

“Having just listened to high school student Xiao Qi’s adolescent troubles, Xiao Yu told him never to repress it, jerking off is not a bad thing, and if he can’t do it, Xiao Yu can even give him a free jade photo, but it’s a three-pointed one that doesn’t show.

Hee… I don’t believe that there’s anyone who can’t make a call when looking at Yu’s beautiful face. Come… let’s take the next Call-in.”

The Call-in light was always in full gear, and I pressed the first light in the queue to pick it up.

“Hello… Taipei Erotica Pie Program, this is Metaphor, congratulations on calling in, I wonder what romance you’d like to share with our listeners?”

“Hey! I’m a triple chick. Siu Yu… I’m calling in again. I’m having my usual day, lying in bed listening to Siu Yu’s program.” Triple Chick, calling in at exactly 1:35 AM every morning, always making up ridiculous stories about what he did during the day, and God knows where there are so many beautiful women for him to do whatever he wants.

“Hello triple chicks, Xiaoyu really envies you for having the heavenly power to be able to call in at the same time for more than a month in a row, Xiaoyu almost thought that it was the staff that was messing with the miles! I wonder what good things the chick has to share today?”

“I got fired by my boss during the day today, everything was not as good as it could have been, and I’ve been lying in bed since early evening not wanting to move.”

“I can’t believe chicks aren’t getting laid today? That’s a groundbreaking first.” I asked with a smile on my lips.

“Chicks don’t do romantic things during the day, but chicks are very romantic right now.”

“Wow… Chickens always have endless romantic stories, I wonder if they’d like to share them with the group?”

“Chickie called in and of course she wants to share it with everyone. I’m laying naked on the bed right now, holding something in my right hand that makes chicks feel very excited yo!”

“Hee… Is it a woman’s panties, or is it a pornographic book, or could it be a chick listener’s penis?

Ha!”

“No, no, the chick is now holding a goodie with a picture of Metaphor on it and almost thinks Metaphor is with me.”

“Can we say what it is?”

“Umm… Oh… This, this is the pussy that is labeled with Siu Yu’s photo, Siu Yu’s pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy pussy! Ah… It’s sucking me so well. Do you have that much suction power, Yu?”

“Oh… of course Yu is. All the listeners know that Yu is the most attractive woman.” This pornographer, to think of me masturbating with a masturbation condom, let’s see how I’ll screw you out.

“Hiss… Metaphor, your pussy is so tight and wet… I wonder if your pussy is beautiful… or if it’s a wave?”

“Metaphor’s sister is the most beautiful, it’s apple red in color yo! For your information, Metaphor is wearing a pair of white silk panties with open holes in the bottom of the pants today, and I’m lifting up my short skirt now, so chicks can see Metaphor’s pretty sister if they can.”

“I wonder if Metaphor would masturbate while hosting a show?”

“Heh! This is Little Metaphor’s secret yo! If there’s any listener who can make Little Metaphor wave, then Little Metaphor will definitely give him the little panties stained with Little Metaphor’s lustful water. Secretly, Little Metaphor has already given away eighteen pairs of panties so far today, so I wonder if a chick can be the next lucky listener?”

The thought of eighteen listeners sniffing panties filled with the odor of their own pussies, perhaps fantasizing about them, perhaps masturbating incessantly, made my heart flutter with strange feelings.

“Hoo… my big cock is already inside Yuu’s pussy, I wonder if Yuu is comfortable now?”

“Oh… Yuu is so comfortable… look at Yuu’s pussy lips swelling up… it’s so hard.”

“Oh… I wonder if Metaphor has been touching her pussy? I feel a gush of obscene water overflowing inside… oh… so… so good!”

“Oh… ah… it’s true! There’s so much clear, lustful water oozing out of Yumi’s sister that Yumi wants to reach in and dig around. Chicken, please do it for me.” I took a sip of water and continued to play along.

“Ah… Yu… do you want my cock to fuck you… to fuck… to fuck your pussy?”

“Umm… Saya can’t take it anymore, come on! Chicken, I’m facing you now, so fuck me harder… Umm… I… I… I want you to… I… I want you to fuck my slutty pussy!”

“Uh… oh… I’ll thrust you hard a few times, are you comfortable, Yuu? I’m… I’m so comfortable!”

“Ouch! Oh… Chick, your cock is so big… it’s so big, it’s definitely not a chick, it makes my pussy feel so good… come on… come on! Lick… lick… lick my asshole!

Uh… yes… yes… gently… ah… really… really good!”

Even though she was singing, her crotch couldn’t help but itch, and a hot, dry feeling crept up her body.

“Yu… I… I… I’m going to fuck your pussy… hard… I’m going to shove my tongue up your ass… well… I’m going to penetrate your… your… your center… ohhh… hissing… little… little… Yu… how do you like it?”

“Come on… come on… harder… faster… my pussy is itching like crazy, it’s dripping all over the chair… Oh… don’t stop… don’t stop… harder… faster…. fuck my pussy to death… harder… harder… harder… harder… harder!”

We don’t have a lot of time on the program, I need to get him to cum quickly, too much repetition and the audience will get bored.

“Oh… ah… ah… so hot… so numb… Siu Yu, your pussy is killing me, I want you to shake your ass to match me!”

“Oh… S… Siu… Siu-yu is dying too… her flower heart is about to be pushed through… S… Siu… Siu-yu has been wiggling her ass for you to penetrate me… I… I… I’ve been shoving a finger up my own ass… ah… Siu-yu is about to… die… a big cock in your slutty pussy… a little finger up your ass… ah… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I… I’ll die… I… I’ll die… I… I’ll die… I’m… I… I’m going up to the top of the mountain! Aaaaahhhh… I’m… I’m going to fly up!”

“Oh… ah… ah… I… I’ve lost… I’ve ejaculated all into Yu’s slutty womb… phew!”

“Oooh… it’s so comfortable, so wonderful… Yuu sucked all of Chick Listener’s cum inside her… Yuu’s sister is so wet and red, just as beautiful as the color of the night today. We wish Chick Listener a romantic night.”

“Hoo… hoo… cute little Yu… can I go on a date with you? The chick wants to really penetrate Xiao Yu’s slutty pussy.” There was heavy panting coming from the other end of the line, this guy was about as far gone as he could masturbate.

“Geg… Chick… it’s not the first time you’ve listened to Metaphor’s program, Taipei Erotica only provides listeners with a space for erotic fantasies and venting. Although Xiao Yu can let you do whatever you want and have no inhibitions on air, after the program is over, Xiao Yu has a normal and regular life just like everyone else.” I said in a serious voice.

“I don’t care! Starting from today the chick is different, the chick will wear a red shirt and hold a big bouquet of roses to pick you up after Xiaoyu gets off work, Xiaoyu, you must wait for me!” With these words, the only sound left on the other end of the phone was “beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep”.

I laughed bitterly while cutting off the phone, not forgetting to emphasize again: “Listeners, this is an erotic space with no taboos, in the air, Xiaoyu is waiting for you to enter with open legs, you can play with Xiaoyu, ravage Xiaoyu, Xiaoyu will use the most erotic position to let you get pleasure. But remember, this is only in the air, and all the lewd language is just a brief encounter on the airwaves! Please don’t think of anything else, it will be more difficult than you think!”

“The time is now one forty-five, this is Greater Taipei Romance Radio 109.99, Taipei Erotic Pie Program, hosted by me, Xiao Yu, for you.”

There were only fifteen minutes left before the end of the shift and I felt my panties, they were only a little damp, so I shouldn’t need to give them away!

“Having just listened to the sexual fantasies of a triple chick, Metaphor helped him reach the peak of pleasure, but the chick listener may have misunderstood the purpose of the program, and I hope dear listeners will not learn from it. If you really want to let off steam, there are plenty of channels for you to do so, but I can’t help you with that! Come on… let’s take the next call-in!”

The program continued, full of hotlines not free from sexual fantasies, sexual abuse, sexual position discussion, inevitably I have to timely in the program panting and moaning, to meet the needs of the vast number of dissatisfied men, in this starry sky at the bottom of the big city, there are still a lot of sexually repressed people.

It’s been two years since I jumped from 0204’s pornographic operator to this underground radio station. With my sugar-sweet voice, Taipei Erotica Pie was a hit, with over a thousand call-in calls every day, and snowflakes of admiration, I’ve found my own piece of the sky.

In order to let the audience to be more intoxicated in the infinite imagination of vocal intercourse, the company sends many image-processed photos of Japanese AV actresses to the audience, so that they can realize the sweet sound into the delicate female body.

Although I am also very pretty, and I am by no means inferior to the actresses on the screen, but hosting this type of program must not be exposed, and an exposure will only bring danger.

At 1:01 a.m., the program was already over, I pulled the hem of my narrow skirt, put on my high heels, grabbed the planner for tomorrow’s program and was about to leave, David, the host of the next program, was already waiting outside, his program style was similar to mine, but the audience he serves is predominantly female.

David and the sound control Xiao Li said good night, I went into the elevator to press down the first floor, the whole elevator suddenly resounded “creaking” sound, in this quiet suburb late at night the sound is particularly clear, I thought my husband and Xiaobao must have long gone to sleep, inner struggle whether to bring a midnight snack back.

The first basement floor was a parking lot, I walked through the empty spaces and opened my little Fuchs Polo and sat in it, the parking lot had several broken fluorescent tubes, the light was a little dim, as if clouded with a tranquil slumber, if the whole world was sleeping peacefully except for the crowd of lustful people, I really didn’t have to go through all the trouble of buying a snack to go back to the house.

With my decision made inwardly, I twisted the key to start the car and put my right hand in D to move the car forward, around the pillar in front of me was the gate of the parking lot, outside the gate was the four-lane road leading down the hill, the road surface was as soft as a carpet as it was freshly paved with asphalt.

I suddenly felt a red shadow floating in the rearview mirror, slightly stretched out my eyes, I saw a large bouquet of bright red roses, held in a red figure, the red figure is a man, wearing a large red straight striped shirt, tied with a treasure blue tie, face so pale that does not have a trace of blood, is also staring at my eyes through the rearview mirror.

He smiled wryly, the muscles in his face twisting into rigid lines, and a light voice rang out, “Hello, Little Metaphor! I’m here, I’m a triple chick.”

I remembered that when I opened the car door, the car was empty except for Bo’s Paddy Bear, yet how did this person get in? I looked in the rearview mirror at the white face, a smile as strange as a ghost, I know what I hit, can no longer restrain me to let out a scream, and then a dizzy spell, I do not know anything.

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