Shenzong zhiping two years, folk all over by tribute, township test, will test, art test, after the test, the total test passes the test to obtain the name of Xiucai there are five, respectively, Henan’s wang kang, ningbo’s sima phase, hangzhou’s wang fu, qufu’s kong ding and the capital’s zhao zi wen, all five are the choice of the people, academics and skills are outstanding. On the day of the temple examination, the emperor was ill and not able to point, issued a decree to the chancellor Wang Anshi for the temple examination, Ouyang Xiu, Sima Guang, Fan Zhongyan, Lv Huiqing for the temple examination officer.
(A) The first test of the obscene sound of an impromptu couplet
“Dang! The temple examination begins!” Wang Anshi, the head of the temple test, knocked down the huge drum in the hall and announced the start of the temple test. Temple test officer Sima Guang dressed in plain official clothes on the temple test platform announced the rules of the temple test: “By the emperor’s order, the temple test is divided into arts and sciences and arts two exams, the two sections of the examination of the five off the sub-tests, arts and sciences to adopt the drawing of lots on the table oral answer, arts and sciences to adopt the drawing of lots on the table drill test to the hourglass time, the time overdue to answer or did not answer the elimination of the final winner from the emperor to choose a day to appoint for the first prize, the second for the second, the third for the third The third for the flower, are assigned to another official position and give counting official salary, four, five people still ranked Xiu Cai, but only reward salary does not give the official position.” Said the whirlwind turn around and sit down.
“The first level of the literary examination: the pair of obscene phrases, the applicant must follow the official of the Imperial Examination’s dictation of the above couplet to the next couplet, the meaning of which must have obscene meaning and the depth of education to win, and may not be duplicated with the previous answer to the answer of the word. Response time is one hourglass, with a gong as the signal, and one hourglass is three gong hours.” Lu Huiqing announced the start of the first level. Wang Anshi for the temple test long, according to the custom to politely open the question, so step on the temple test platform to draw lots: “Kong Ding!” Wang Anshi drew out the bamboo stick, looking at the name inscribed on the name call name.
“In!” Kong Ding quickly answered and rose to his feet.
“Okay, listen carefully…Open the lanterns for early spring. The last word of the answer should rhyme, please answer the question.” Wang Anshi because of the implementation of the new policy of reform, so this question, seems to have declared a new atmosphere of meaning.
Kong Ding scratched his head, “Well…there you have it…Nearly pleasing and far away from the lustful city!”
“Good, kinky and on-topic. Please sit down.” Wang Anshi nodded his head and walked back.
“Next is…Wang Fu!”
“In… in in…” Wang Fu firmly and quickly rose to his feet. Wang Fu replied with a slight thought, “Open the poncho door with joy! Haha…”
“Good ~ great. Please sit down please sit down!”
“…Wang Kang!”
“…there…there…” wang kang see wang anshi, a moment of six gods, scared to stand up, forgot to answer the voice. “Good, this well …… to me to think about …… this well ……”
“Clang~~ One gong hour is up.” The timekeeper shouted. “This well …… ,” Wang Kang fiercely tussled his head and thought hard. “The second gong hour!” “This well …… have, have …… The timekeeper shouted his head and thought hard. “The second gong hour!” “This well …… have, have …… fine cannon all release straight dry people! Wang Kang sighed with relief. “This …… This ……” Wang Anshi turned his head to look at the other temple examiners.
Learning crown when the dynasty of Ouyang Xiu waved his hand and said: “This time around him!” The other officials of the Imperial Examiner did not say anything more.
“Okay, the next one is the talented son of the capital, Zao Ziwen!”
Mega Ziwen shook his sleeve and replied, “Bird magpie clouds to explore the flower lips!” “Good, good …… good a flower tanning lips ah!” Sima Guang was full of praise. “Thank you Enshu!” Zhao Ziwen arched his hand to say thank you and call himself a disciple, obviously have a good idea of winning the title.
“And finally, Sima Sang!”
“Martyrs red makeup endangered disorientation!” Sima Xiang said that he was satisfied and sat down. “Wait, what is the obscene meaning of this couplet?” Wang Anshi asked in disbelief.
Sima phase was about to stand up to explain, Fan Zhongyan but waved his hand to indicate that he sat down, Fan Zhongyan then said: “endowed prime minister, this answer to the obscene meaning can only be intended not in the words, general ‘on the verge of losing their minds’ means orgasmic desire to be full of, that is, the performance of the word obscene.”
“Hm~ Brother Fan has a high opinion. Good…pass!” Wang Anshi praised Fan Zhongyan’s explanation with an epiphany in his heart.
“Good! The first level of impromptu literary test is over, all five Xiucai passed, please go to the back room for a short rest, the second level of literary test will be conducted after two hours, retire!” Wang Anshi announced a temporary rest.
The candidates and officials of the Imperial Examination have retired, leaving only the people watching the examination to comment and talk to each other, some people think that “dying of a lapse of concentration” should win the first prize, some people think that “open the door of the canopy” is good, some people think that “straight dry people” should be changed to “fierce dry people” to use more powerful words, some people think that “lustful city” and the title “to be early spring” are the most appropriate. Some people think that “straight and dry” should be changed to “fiercely dry”, which is a more powerful word, and some people think that “lustful city” and the title of the game, “waiting for early spring”, are the most compatible. …… people have to bet or place bets, the lively and tense atmosphere of the temple is not inferior to that of the temple exam scene.
(ii) Seven-word stanzas reveal strengths
“Dang! The second level of the Literature Examination begins!” Accompanied by the seating of the temple examiners and the examinees, the head of the temple exam, Wang Anshi, knocked down the huge drum in the hall for the second time and once again announced the start of the temple exam.
“The second level of the literature test: seven-character stanzas. The test taker must respond to the first sentence of the official’s dictation with the following three stanzas, the meaning of which must be obscene and in-depth, and must conform to the rules of Tang poetry, and must repeat the same words as in the previous answer, but the meaning of the poem must not be the same. The response time is one hourglass, signaled by the striking of a gong, and one hourglass is three gong hours.” Lu Huiqing announced the start of the second level.
This off than the test turn to Sima Guang questions, Sima Royal Shi vibrated sleeves step on the test hall stage, because the day before just on the admonition to censure the chancellor Wang Anshi implementation of the new policy has invasion of the official, trouble, levy profits, refused to recommend the four major shortcomings and was Wang Anshi abandoned back, Sima Guang intends to take the question of the scene by this metaphorical irony of the king’s prime minister.
Sima Guang drew out the first testable bamboo love sea list and looked at it, “The first testable Xiucai is …… Sima Xiang!” Sima Xiang stood up and waited for Sima Guang to ask the question.
“The showman Sima Xiang heard good …… east wind is powerless and hundreds of flowers are left. Please take the question!”
Sima Xiang fell into deep thought …… “Clang ~~ one gong time is up.” The timekeeper strikes the shift gong.
“With …… the east wind is powerless hundreds of flowers remain, wax gathered into ash tears begin to dry, do not see the coffin heart will not die, do not masturbate the red face people do not return!”
“Good, good, good line about not lusting after red-faced people, please sit down!” Sima Guang walked back to his position and drew the second applicant.
“…… Mega Subtext!”
“In!” Zhao Ziwen is the second test taker, naturally more time to think than the first Sima Xiang, he stood together and then off the mouth into a poem: “The east wind is powerless hundred flowers, the bright moon clouds cover the stars scattered, a beautiful man alone hold obscene hatred, only to blame the guests of the Enclave Xing hobbled!” “Well, a beautiful woman holding a lustful hatred alone, well done!” Sima Guang frequently applauded, and the people who watched the test also appreciated it.
“Next up is …… Kong Ding!”
Kong Ding was in deep thought, and seemed to be in a slightly difficult position. In fact, the rules of the temple examination for the first or second responders have their own advantages and disadvantages, before the first level, although the first responders can think less time than others, but after the responders can not be the same word and the former, so the first responders have the advantage of the topic of the space, and now the second level of the same, after the responders of the whole poem can not be the same as the first, there are limitations on the material.
“Clang-`1 gong time!” Kong Ding didn’t even stand up… “Clang~‵The second gong is due!” Kong Ding moved slowly to his feet, but was still lost in thought. “Clang~‵ there it is!” Just as the third gong hour was struck, Kong Ding answered, “The east wind is powerless, hundreds of flowers are broken, clouds and rain forcefully cross the Guanshan Mountain, a pillar cuts through the silent air, and obscene sounds fill the passenger ship at midnight!”
“Yeah~~Pop! Pop! Pah!” The people watching the test came in bursts of applause when they heard it.
Sima Guang turned around and looked at Fan Zhongyan, who said softly to Sima, “‘Cloud and Rain Strongly Crossing the Guanshan Mountain’ and ‘A Pillar Breaking through the Silent Sky’ are both well played!”
“Next is Wang Fu!”
Wang Fu also stood up in contemplation due to the restricted subject matter.
“Come on …… Wang Fu Xiu Cai come on …… I bet you are the top scholar ah! Go ……” shouted some of the people watching the test.
“Clang ~~ one gong hour is up!” “Don’t rush, don’t rush …… there! The east wind is powerless hundred flower residue …… this well …… this well ……” Sima Guang see the situation is not right, turned to the timekeeper waved his hand. “Clang ~ ~ two gongs time to!” “Well, well! This time it’s for real …… the east wind is powerless hundred flower residue, the old man wheelbarrow legs hobbling, don’t hear the lustful sound of the wind and rain night, the prodigal daughter drunkenly lying wet clothes!” “Oh ~ ~ ~ good ah! Good ah! Poor prodigal daughter ah! Haha ……” The people watching the test couldn’t help but laugh into a ball.
“Not to hear the lustful sound of the stormy night, is under a good ah!” Wang Anshi commented.
“Since the temple examiners are all fine with it, let’s ask the last examinee to answer the questions!”
Lv Huiqing named Wang Kang up to answer the question, which know Wang Kang is not to see the big scene of people, suddenly belly a puddle of stagnant water, the brain is blank.
“Clang ~ ~ a gong time to!” “Good, good, don’t rush …… the east wind is powerless and hundreds of flowers are disabled …… this…the east wind well …… “Sima Guang turned around again and waved his hand at the timekeeper. “Clang~~The second gong time is up!” “Well …… well ~ ~ there! This …… east wind well …… to the west whore …… this powerless well …… to the ……”
Seeing that Wang Kang was dragging his feet, Sima Guang said, “If Xiu Cai Wang can’t give the whole verse at once, I’m going to have to ask you to withdraw from the competition!”
“There, there ~ ~ the east wind is powerless hundred flower residue, the west whore river wet pants shirt, not to the Yellow River heart never die …… this well …… “Sima Guang at the same time and waved his hand to the timekeeper officer. “Clang ~ ~ ~ three gongs time to!” “Wait ah! Little snake still want to put holes through …… how ah? Haha!”
Sima Guang looked back at Ouyang Xiu, but saw Ouyang Xiu shook his head repeatedly, Fan Zhongyan then said: “Wang Kang Xiu Cai this poem if the desired expression is the indomitable spirit of the flower picker, then with Sima Xiang’s answer to the poem of the same context; if the desired expression is the Western whore can not satisfy the desire, then with the Zhaosi Wen meaning the same; if the desired expression is the lustful person is unable to do the work of the declining age, then with the Wang Fu the same; if the desired expression is the lustful person is unable to do the work of the decline in years, then with the Wang Fu the same; if the desired If the desired expression is that the prostitute is unable to fulfill her desire, then it is the same as Kong Ding’s meaning ……”
“Also, Your Excellency answered after the time was terminated, therefore, according to the rules of this Temple Examination, Wang Xiu Cai, you have been eliminated and removed.” Sima Guang finally announced the unanimous resolution of the temple examination officials in public.
There was a commotion among the people watching the trial, and some people cried out, “Wow, dead Wang Kang, dead Wang Kang! All my savings have been thrown on you! Who knows that you are not good, oo…… oo…… call my whole family how to do ah! Woo……Woo……”
“Retire!” Wang Anshi took the lead and exited the temple examination stage.
“Rest for two hours before proceeding to the third level of the competition, Xiu Cai Wang Kang won’t need to go up to the hall again after the next level!” Lu Huiqing announced to the crowd.
(C) Wang Kang’s clever defense of the obscene echo
In the temple examination officer Lv Huiqing announced to the crowd of the scholar Wang Kang out of the moment, the people watching the examination also have to Wang Kang scolding, most of them are betting on the hope that Wang Kang won the first prize and throw the family fortune of the old man or aunt, so that Wang Kang also rise in the heart of the heart of a mournful apology.
“All the lords of the Temple Examination wait!” Suddenly, Wang Kang walked back to the stage and yelled at the court officials who were turning to leave. When the soldiers guarding the test site heard someone yelling at the court officials, they also drew their swords to be on guard; the people watching the test were even more dismayed, as if Wang Kang would cause trouble because he was not willing to lose the examination.
Wang Anshi stopped, waved his hand to dismiss the soldiers escorting him, and turned to Wang Kang, saying, “Why did Wang Xiucai stop you all from retiring?” Wang Kang lowered his voice, arched his hand and said to Wang Anshi, “Dare I ask you, does the rule of the Imperial Examination regulate overdue answers or overdue answers?”
“Of course there is! Anyone who answers after the time limit or fails to answer after the time limit is eliminated.” Lu Huiqing sternly explained the rules of the Imperial Examination. “Then may I ask Your Excellency, do the rules of the Imperial Examination regulate those who answer half of the questions after the time limit?”
“This well …… you want to ……” Lu Huiqing momentarily dumbfounded, turned his head to look at Sima Guang. “Yes, the student is not talented, the qualification is blunt, but the student is not overdue to answer, but before the end of the time has been answered before the paragraph; and the student is not overdue to answer, but after the end of the time to answer all the finished. I would like to ask your honor, under what law is the student disqualified from taking the test?” “That’s right, that’s right! Good, good! Pah-pah-pah-pah ……” The people watching the test couldn’t help but applaud in support once they heard Wang Kang’s words.
“This …… this well ……” Wang Anshi turned his head to look at Fan Zhongyan, Fan Zhongyan stepped forward to Wang Kang said: “According to the rules of the temple examination, for your honor The answer time is indeed not standardized, but Wang Xiucai’s answer content is the same as the answer content of the first four candidates, according to the rules of the temple test, Wang Xiucai should still be eliminated without error!” Wang Kang smiled and said, “Why is there any similarity? Sima Xiang’s Dongfeng alludes to the adulterer, the meaning of the poem is ‘I won’t return without adultering the red face’, emphasizing that although the adulterer is incapable of doing anything, he still vows to adulterate the red face indefatigably; Zhaosi Ziwen’s Dongfeng alludes to the benefactor, the meaning of the poem is ‘The beautiful woman is alone in holding the adulterous hatred’, emphasizing that the beautiful woman is incapable of doing anything to her benefactor, and holds hatred for him. Kong Ding’s east wind alludes to the strong sex man, and the poetic meaning of the poem is ‘clouds and rain forcefully belly through the mountain’ and ‘a column cuts through the silent air’, emphasizing that the strong sex man is unable to do anything but still forcefully demand; Wang Fu’s east wind alludes to the old man, and the poetic meaning of the poem is ‘don’t hear the sound of sex on stormy nights’, emphasizing that the strong sex man is unable to do anything but still forcefully demand. Wang Fu’s East Wind alludes to the old man, emphasizing his impotence in the poem ‘The Night of Wind and Rain without Hearing the Sound of Lust’; how can the poetic meanings of these four people be the same as those of the student?”
“Then what does Wang Xiucai’s east wind refer to…?” Fan Zhongyan asked suspiciously. “I’m referring to…the meat stick.” “Hahaha~~ He’s referring to that la! Haha ……” The people watching the test couldn’t help but laugh once they heard that Wang Kang’s dongfeng was actually referring to a meat stick. “From where is it visible?” Sima Guang also couldn’t help but ask. “Have you lords forgotten my last sentence?” “Your last line was…?” “It’s ‘The little snake is still trying to put a hole through it’.” “Haha ……ha! Dongfeng refers to the little snake la! Haha ……” The populace couldn’t help but laugh out loud again. “Well …… then what is the meaning of your poem ah?” Wang Anshi felt justified and asked Wang Kang what his poem was about. “Your honor, the student’s poem means that the meat stick is not self-conscious and still wants to go through the hole!” Wang Kang skillfully argued, and there was another outcry on the stage.
“This well ……” Wang Anshi turned his head to look at the highly respected Ouyang Xiu. Only to see Ouyang Xiu pondering slightly for a while, suddenly a hint of a smile appeared on his face and nodded to Wang Anshi. “Alright! Since you have not exceeded the rules of the Temple Examination, you are still qualified to continue the competition!” Wang Anshi said, and then turned around to leave with and the court examiners. The soldiers put away their swords, and the people happily congratulated Wang Kang. On the contrary, it was the other test-taking Xiucai whose faces showed a helpless look.
Sima Xiang suspiciously approached Wang Kang and asked, “Little brother is not talented and would like to ask brother Wang if the meat stick can also be used as a Dongfeng?” “Of course it can! Don’t you know that ‘everything is ready, all we need is an east wind’? How can a slut act without a rod?” Wang Kang smiled again and argued cleverly “Yes, yes~~ Brother Wang is right!” Sima Xiang retreated with a sense of humor.
(D) You and I have a lot of sex.
In the blink of an eye and after two hours, along with the people watching the test of the drums of restlessness and scolding, the temple test officials in the soldiers escorted up to the test hall, the candidates have long been seated in the test hall waiting for the third level of the test, a moment only to hear the temple test chief wang anshi to the temple platform in front of the said: “In view of the five candidates are both talented and learned a moment to choose, in order to avoid futilely take time to the temple test officer’s administration and the normal life of the people. The normal life of the people, the third level of the test and the subsequent fourth and fifth levels of the test will be tested in one go, with no breaks in the middle…now start the third level of the test!”
Just after Wang Anshi announced that all the literary tests were completed, the people drummed up a cheer, because what they were most eager to see was not the literary test, but the practical combat test of the art department afterward.
“The third level of the literary examination, designated to answer the poem, the test candidates need to answer a seven-syllable stanza based on the object designated by the court examiner, the poem should contain beautiful and obscene meanings, the time is counted for three gongs, overtime or not answered or answered part of the answer will be eliminated!” Lu Huiqing announced the slightly amended rules of the Imperial Examination due to the incident of Wang Rehabilitation.
“Okay, the first place is Wang Kang….” It was Fan Zhongyan’s turn to preside over this level, and Fan drew out the first stick, and I don’t know if it was intentional or unintentional, but Wang Kang, who had just fought for his name to be restored, was immediately named. “Wang Kang listens…please compose a seven-character stanza on the subject of a woman’s twin peaks…the timer starts!” Fan Lao waved his hand and the timing officer inverted the hourglass over to start the clock. “Clang-one gong time!” Wang Kang stood thoughtfully withered on the stage of the temple examination. “Wang Kang go for it – Wang Kang go for it -” from time to time, the cheering sounds of the people watching the test came from the stage. “Clang – the time of the second gong is up!”
“There it is…. Horizontally look into the ridge side into the peak, near and far high and low are different, do not know the true face of Mount Lushan, only because of the tightly clasped hands in the … haha …… “Wang Kang as usual after the answer and laughed. “Good ah – good ah – really it milk the size of the high and low different ah – ha… –ha–” The people watching the test laughed with joy. “Good, pass, next is…Wang Fu!” Fan Zhongyan drew out the second person to take the test on stage. “Please compose a seven-character stanza on the topic of a woman’s small mouth, time to start!” Fan drew out the second set question for the second respondent, Wang Fu. “Well…” Wang Fu was also stuck in hard thinking, it was really a big challenge. In fact, this third level of the literature test and the first two levels are different, the first two levels are the same test questions, so the latter responders have a longer time to think but is limited by the answer space can not repeat the previous answer, the third level of the Imperial Examiner gave each person a different topic, naturally, there is no effect on the first answer or the latter answer, so most of the time you need to think for a few moments. “Clang – one gong hour is up.” “…This…white pulp…” said Wang Fu, wanting to speak. “Clang – the second gong time is up.” “…white pulp…oh…there it is…white pulp and jade liquid Pinxiao came, sprayed and stayed to the mouth no more, first saw the kissing and tongue licking and sucking, then saw the pushing and trembling row.” Wang Fu sat down with a sigh of relief!
Fan Zhongyan looked at Wang Fu skeptically, “Wait… what does ‘first see the kiss with tongue licking and sucking’ mean?”
“Your Honor, it’s the woman’s little mouth kissing, mouthing, tongue licking and sucking the phallus as well. “…What about the pushing and shaking row?” “Again, my lord, it is the man’s prick that presses and pushes, pumps and shakes the rod to discharge the semen. “Good, got…understand your intention…please sit down!” Wang Fu then really sat down. “Good Wang Fu…suck the first prize winner and extra horse harnessed by the side of a team together…haha…the princess’s little mouth can be big oh…hahahaha…” the people watching the test were again a burst of heckling. The people watching the test had another bout of heckling.
“The next person is… Zhao Ziwen!” Zhaowei Ziwen straightened his clothes, arched his hand and waited for the test questions given by Fan Lao. “Zhao Ziwen, please make a seven-character stanza on the topic of women’s plump buttocks…” I can’t imagine that Zhao Ziwen could answer the question and recite a poem right away: “My fair lady’s buttocks are arched, a group of lecherous wolves surrounded by the side, in front of the front and back of the endangered sticking pushed, and would like to go to the posterior to have a look at it! ” “Haha – want to get backyard flowers ah … to be long enough to work – hahaha -” Zhao Ziwen’s answer naturally also attracted the people a burst of heckling! “Good, there is lewdness – next is Sima Xiang.” “In-” “Please compose a seven-character stanza on the topic of Auntie Sultry.” “…There…The rhyme of Xu Niang half-aged is still good, the withered well wants to put the wood pounding around, Lang rides the bamboo horse to slaughter the city, the green plum makes Han beg for mercy.” “–Oh…not bad,…the last line would be even better if it was changed to ‘the old lady is so happy that she is screaming’. –Hahahaha–” The populace was again in an uproar.
“Pass is over, just ……” Fan old if there are doubts, then said: “Since ancient times, the Han thieves and the two sides, today Daliao North according to my stupidity, Sima phase of the ‘Qingmei get Han begging for forgiveness!’ seems to be inappropriate!” “Then …… change it to… . qingmei get Han begging for forgiveness ……. It should be okay!” Sima Xiang changed the Chinese character to Rod! “Alright – next up is Kong Ding! …. …Please compose a seven-character stanza on the topic of a young girl’s show pussy…” “This one… . . a young girl’s show pussy is always wet, and her first night is on the verge of wiping away her tears…. I’m asking if you’re having any pleasure, just when you’re pumping it in and out. I’m not sure if it’s a good idea, but it’s just a matter of pumping it in and out. I’m not sure if it’s a good idea, but it’s just a matter of pumping it in and out.” Kong Ding this off but answered easily and comfortably. “Okay! . since all of them have passed again, let’s proceed directly to the fourth level.” Wang Anshi announced the start of the fourth level.
“The fourth level of the literary examination, the seven-character verse solitaire, the candidate must be based on the last word of the previous candidate’s verse as the first word, and the meaning of the poem needs to be coherent, and the shape and sound of this word needs to be exactly the same, and answer a seven-character verse, the answer must rhyme, and there needs to be an obscene meaning and the last word of the verse must not be duplicated with the previous respondent, a total of five rounds, and those who have not answered the questions within the time limit and finished answering them, will be eliminated. ” Lu Huiqing announced the rules of this level as usual. The fourth level of the turn of Ouyang Xiu presided over, Ouyang Xiu walked to the front from the sign cylinder and drew four signs to determine the order of the fourth level of the answer, the results of the order of Sima Xiang, Wang Kang, Zao Ziwen, Wang Fu, Kong Ding, Ouyang Xiu then began to start the question: “the great river to the east of the waves are exhausted ! …Please ask Sima Xiang to take the poem…”
“Okay, let’s get out of our clothes and wait for the wolves to pick us up.” “Picked Hui Yin to nourish Yang.” Wang Kang replied. Zao Ziwen continued, “The yang-rod draws water into the yin well.” “The depth of the well measures the power of Jun’s lust.” Wang Fu replied. Zao Ziwen continued, “The yang rod draws water into the yin well.” “The depth of the well measures the power of Jun’s lust.” Wang Fu replied. “The force is not enough to ejaculate early.” Kong Ding finished his answer and the first round ended. “-Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa…” A round of applause rang out. Sima Xiang took over and started the second round, “Sperm flourishes and then urges the rod to rise.” “Rise up. Sperm flourishes and then urges the rod to rise.” “Rise up and bring the sister to lust again.” Wang Kang answered again, drawing a burst of laughter. The lecherous man ascends to the hall and forcibly picks the flower.” “The flower sheds its bracts and the man pines for it.” Wang Fu replied. “What a pining word-forcing Kong Ding to die-cheer up A….” The public wanted to see the first person eliminated quickly. “Pining looks from lustful wolf abuse.” Kong Ding again steadily answered the second round, “The flower sheds its bracts and the man pines for it. “Pining looks from lustful wolf abuse.” Kong Ding again steadily answered the second round, Kong Ding wanted to make things difficult for Sima Xiang, so he used the word abuse for the end. Xiang still answered easily. “How deep is the courtyard?” Wang Kang also passed in three rounds. “…Xu…. . this Xu? . this Xu? …” “Clang-a gong is due.” “It’s a good–” “It’s a good–” “It’s a good–” “It’s a good–” “It’s a good–” “It’s a good–” “It’s a good–” “It’s a good–” ……… will allow the flower wolf to enter the Pod Hall!” Zao Ziwen answered “Tong …… .Tong brother and cousin all look at each other.” Wang Fu replied. “Gathering ……” Kong Ding was ready to answer the question. “Wait…. .what is the connection between Xiu Cai Wang Fu’s answer and ‘Let the flower wolves enter the Pod Hall’?” Fan Zhongyan asked. Fan Zhongyan asked. “Yes… Yes… There was only one Flower Wolf, but how could there be cousins?” The people’s skepticism also rose and fell.
“This…this… “Wang Fu was at a loss for words.
Wang Anshi walked up and said, “Okay, Wang Fu Xiu Cai is eliminated! The character “Kong Ding” will take over.”
……… “Hall well… the hall fuck lust sound constantly…” Kong Ding answered the third round. “Intermittent interspersed with screams of pain.” Sima Xiang quickly answered. Wang Kang tilted his head to follow the answer: “sound screaming out orgasm to…” “This ‘to’ well …… “Mega Ziwen was overwhelmed!
(v) The end of the literature test and the beginning of the actual combat
“Clank – one gong at the hour!”
Zao Ziwen is trapped by Wang Kang’s answer to the question, “The sound of the voice screams out the climax to”.
“Clang – time for the second gong!”
“This ‘to’ well…ah …… to death do not drink forget the obscene water!” Zhao Ziwen forced out a sentence in a hurry.
“What… what… what is this… Forget Lustful Water?” The people watching the test were talking.
Ouyang Xiu tends to front and asked in a low voice Zhao Ziwen said: “I am well versed in ancient and modern canonical history, but did not hear and see forget the obscene water, may I ask Zhao Xiu Cai this thing comes from how ah?”
Zao Ziwen said back, “Has Enshu ever heard of the Water of Forgetfulness?”
“That is something I have heard before.” Ouyang Xiu replied.
Zhao Ziwen said: “wild history rumors that Tang Pak Fu want to point Qiu Xiang but for the old lady from the obstruction, friends told that it is better to drink forgetful water in order to get out of the sea of love and pain how? Tang Pak Fu replied: ‘forget love water or can forget love, but this hate extends chanting endless ah’, the friend said ‘then use forget sex water it! The friend of Tang Pak Fu mistook the word “chant” for the word “lust” and joked about it.”
“Oh-be taught! Educated – old me is ignorant.” Ouyang Xiu politely responded to Zhao Ziwen. “Then please ask Xiu Cai Kong Ding to answer the water character.”
“The fire rests and the water recedes and the waves calm down.” Sima Xiang finished his last round of answers.
“Simple ah–…Jing Si Repentance will ravage the sister.” Wang Kang also finished answering the fifth round.
I only saw Zhao Ziwen standing up and muttering under his breath, “This dead Wang Kang ah! Dead Wang Kang! …every time to spite me…this ravages well…”
“Clank – one gong at the hour!”
“It’s…ravaging…it’s so hard…let me think…”
“Clang – time for the second gong!”
Mega Ziwen really bounded up like, “Come on ah – Mega Gongzi come on ah -” some people on the stage for Mega Ziwen to strengthen the strength.
“Huh…this ……” Suddenly Mega Ziwen seemed to have inspiration appear.
“Clang – three gongs at the hour!
adjourn