Since the room was next door to the next door, I ignored the towel and just grabbed my clothes, which were close by anyway! But as soon as I ran out, the bell rang and the letter carrier yelled, “Registered!”
At the same time the gas stove, which was just boiling water, was ringing; at the same time the phone was ringing; and my boyfriend’s cell phone was ringing, and my boyfriend gets suspicious of me if he doesn’t answer the phone for more than three beeps, so I’m scared of him, but doing all four at the same time, I’m already in over my head and I don’t know how to deal with it!
All I know is that the electric bell is the loudest, constantly banging loudly on the door, “Registered! Registered!” I don’t care! I rushed out to open the door to sign for it. Huh, but why is the paper so soft? I can’t even sign it, damn it! I squeezed away the mailman who was blocking the way at the door and pressed the paper against the wall outside. Haha, I’ve finally gotten to you, haven’t I? Give it back to you, registered to me.
Uh, huh? Huh?
Wow!
Why won’t the door open? Was it closed? I’m on my cell phone. I don’t have any pockets. Where did I get a cell phone? I don’t even have any clothes on me, let alone pockets! Wow!
I panicked again, and all I could think of was the locksmith I knew best in our house, because I locked myself out very often. I’m going to rush. There are a lot of cars on the road! Damn, really far, do not look at me again la ~ ~ in waiting for the traffic light, I just use my hand to block the three points, running up and forget everything …… damn! Finally arrived, once inside, a lot of people in front of the TV.
“Hey! Boss!”
Everyone looks back at me with their mouths wide open.
“Ugh …… hey!” I covered my three points as the owner stepped out of it.
“Boss, I accidentally closed the door again! Help me unlock the door! Come on,” I rushed back.
All the way back to the door under cover again.
“Isn’t the boss behind me? Why isn’t he here yet?”
Yeah! Damn! “Hello mom Wang~~” I cover my three points.
“Hello ah! How come you …… don’t have any clothes on?”
“I was just taking a shower and I was accidentally shut out~”
“Damn kids, don’t look together!” Wang’s mom’s little kid who went to national middle school looked dumbfounded.
“Hey, you come back later and pick up a battery on the way.”
“Sister-in-law Wang, you still haven’t returned my …… last time.”
It’s embarrassing. The neighbors are watching!
The owner arrived just then, “Sorry! I couldn’t find the tools temporarily.”
My butt was facing my neighbor because I was facing the door in front of me and I was in a hurry to get in, “Come on! Can’t you?”
The owner was in a hurry to find his keys, and the neighbors all came up behind me, not knowing whether to look at the owner or at me together.
“Well, well, well.”
“Thanks whoo!” I was in a hurry to die in.
Because the last time I didn’t get a call from my boyfriend, he was so angry that he ignored me for a week, and it took a lot of effort on my part for him to forgive me, so next time I’m going to make sure I put a towel around me first!
However, this time, the towel around, but again embarrassed – I am still in the shower, my boyfriend said he and his friends later to come, want me to go to buy a large pile of marinara back, because the business is good, have to wait for a long time, he did not want to wait, so he asked me to wait. Anyway, it’s not urgent, there’s still an hour to go! I’ll take a shower first.
The phone rings again. Is it the boyfriend? I rushed out again, but this time with a towel first.
“Hey! Why didn’t you answer until the fourth ring?”
“People are at …….”
“I don’t care what you’re doing! My friends and I are almost there! You go get the marinara and make sure you get it before we get there! Don’t let me lose my breath!”
“I’m too late ……”
“……” the sound of the other person hanging up.
Quick, where’s the wallet? Where are the keys? Grab them and run! Damn, that restaurant’s a long way away! Oh, this towel is so heavy, it’s falling down. Damn it! Will you stop falling down? Oh, I dropped my wallet! It’s round! Oh, my God! Stop rolling forward (I was chasing after the wallet when the towel flew off to who knows where).
I managed to find the wallet. Where’s the towel? I looked for it, but it wasn’t there! I’m going to cry, I don’t care, my boyfriend will scold me if I go back too late! I’m heading for the restaurant. I’m finally there. Oh, my God! There are so many people waiting. I don’t care.
“Coming through! Coming through! Coming through everyone ……” I deadpanned into the crowd and started picking out things my boyfriend wanted me to buy with my bare ass. Geez! I happen to have friends today, so there’s a lot of stuff to buy!
“Miss… Miss… You’re not wearing any clothes!”
“I know! I know! But I’m really too late now!”
“This one is on the left ……! This one is on the right ……” The booth was very long and there were many people choosing, I kept moving from side to side, trying my best to squeeze through the crowd, but it seemed that many people were using their hands to stop me from moving forward. Oh my god! It took forever to finish picking.
“Boss, I’m really late, can you cook it for me first?”
“Miss, I’m sorry, there’s a lot of people in line in front of us, so please wait a moment.”
I’ve been standing at the front of the line, watching the boss cook everyone else’s stuff, but I’ve still been paying attention to mine. I’m almost at the boss’s place. …… Who’s been bothering me? Don’t touch it ~ ~ I changed sides: “Boss, is it almost my turn? Ouch, it’s annoying!” And then change the side of the station, here is also very annoying mile! I’m still annoyed. Forget it. Whatever!
“O boss, is it almost my turn?” I watched the boss cook the others one by one, and it didn’t seem to bother me so much around me anymore.
“Okay, boss, thanks! Bye~~”
There were a lot of people there, so I took two big bags in both hands, hurriedly paid and turned around. There were still a lot of people, I pushed forward, ouch! Don’t grab my breasts! I pushed them away with my shoulder. Don’t grab my legs, let me go!
Whew~~ It was hard to break out of the crowd and start running wildly again because, well, the boyfriend must have arrived! I bought a long, long time …… hurry up! Hurry up! Also arrived home, the key! Keys! Huh?
This one?
Is it the car keys?
I can’t open the door, my hands are heavy! I kicked the door with my feet, “Xiaowei! Open the door for me! Xiaowei! Wei!”
“Who’s banging on the door so loud?”
“Yeah! Who is it?”
“Yeah!”
The last left and right are all out again ……
“I’ve got the wrong key! I can’t get in! Open the door,” I kicked twice more and finally saw my boyfriend open the door.
“Xiaowei, I’m sorry! I took the wrong key, quickly let me in.”
He opened the door and I went in.
“Wow, girls develop so well these days!” The left and right neighbors were muttering something.
I hurriedly took off my shoes, saw my boyfriend’s group of friends again, and immediately bowed, “Hello there! Hello everyone!” I bowed to all of them in a hurry and put down two handsfuls of heavy-as-hell lo mein (all of which these smelly men were going to eat).
“You’re still naked!” My boyfriend slaps me from behind, so hard.
“Yeah whoops! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I was too busy just now!” Quickly, he ran to put on two pieces of clothing and came out to greet them, but of course, there were only two outer garments, no underwear.
“You embarrassed me last time… They asked me if my girlfriend always goes shopping naked. They also said that even though you wore clothes, your tits and pubic hair kept coming out to meet the customers.”
I’m so ashamed of myself, I can’t believe it!
Maybe with all this running up and down, I feel a little cold, so I’ll just go see a doctor.
The doctor looked at my mouth, my tongue, under my tongue, and then my left and right jaws, but he kept shaking his head. The doctor had been writing on his hand and he said, “We won’t know until we do some more tests, I’ll arrange for you to do some tests, and you’ll go down there later to change into a gown for the tests, and you can’t wear your underwear.”
I thought to myself, is it that bad? I took out a small paper bag from my purse and took off the clothes I was wearing one by one and then put them in the paper bag in order, but, I didn’t realize that this would end up with my underwear at the top of the bag.
I wore the gown the nurse had prepared, eh? It’s too small! Can’t this robe go to the back? I feel like I have some flesh on the sides of my tits out there, and my ass in the back is even more covered only a little bit, so it’s the whole ass that’s out there.
“Nurse, this gown is too small, isn’t it, is there a bigger one?”
I didn’t realize that the nurse had been writing papers, and she just gave me a cold look and said, “That’s because you’re too fat! This is the biggest size!”
I’m not afraid of anything, the most afraid of people say I’m fat, I used to because my boyfriend think I’m fat and years do not eat miles! Luckily for me, my boyfriend only thinks that my tits are a bit too big, but he doesn’t say anything else. I am fat? Where am I fat? I immediately contracted my belly and said, “No. This robe is just right! This robe is just right.” Then I grabbed my bag and the little paper bag that revealed my oversized cup bra and walked out to do my first project.
The program seemed to be an X-ray, and there were a lot of people waiting outside. I stood there and thought it was weird because a lot of old people were sitting there with small eyes, all looking towards me in a very distracted way, and I didn’t know what the hell they were looking at, so I just went to the front of the line and waited for the X-ray.
Standing for a long time. Huh? Strange, are those old men looking at my ass?
“Ms. Chen A-Ling!”
Oh, it’s my turn. Get in there.
“Take the robe off and stand in front of this machine.”
Why is the distance between the hanger for the robe and the machine a bit far? I had to walk for a long time.
“Lift your chest and press it forward as far as you can, okay ~~ when I say inhale inhale and then don’t breathe, okay, inhale.”
“Ringing ……” I thought I heard the machine start up.
“Okay, it’s ready to come down, please come over to my side and get your list.”
As soon as I came down and turned to the right, the door opened just enough to come in face-to-face with me, and three people, I think they were students, came in! Why are those old men outside always looking at me? I went over to the doctors and there were two of them writing my forms and instructing the male students on what to do.
Oh, they took a little too long to write, and I couldn’t help but think of my little wee boyfriend, and how he so gently said to me, “Ling, you’re not fat at all, you’re just perfect.”
“Miss, well, just take this slip and report to your old clinic.”
“Oh, yeah whoops!” The door is …… in the back~~ Was the door not closed just now? The old men were still looking at me.
“Miss, your gown and bag are over there.” The doctor points to my back.
Oh, my God! So far away! Huh? So I wasn’t even wearing anything just now? Then didn’t the old people just see me naked? Yeah! No wonder my boyfriend always thinks I’m stupid. I hope the old people have bad eyes and don’t see too clearly.
Back to the original doctor, who still kept shaking his head as he pressed and touched my breasts, sometimes with a stethoscope for ages ……
“Doctor, I’m sorry! There’s going to be construction in this room later, so we’ll move the tools in first.”
The doctor didn’t say a word to the followers, but three or four workers kept moving things in.
“Teacher, this one for your approval.”
“Teacher, I’m sorry, can this one please be graded first?”
This doctor was so weird, he kept pressing and touching my breasts or else listening for a long time. I accidentally saw the two male students looking at my breasts as well as the workers, and felt very upset. I was trying to pull up my gown when the doctor wanted to hear it again, so I felt very upset: ‘People’s tits are only for their boyfriends to see, not for you guys to see!’
Wow, finally heard enough to put on a robe.
“Take it and diagnose it for the next doctor.”
I took the doctor’s order with great displeasure, turned to stare at the two students, and the workers bumped into me on the way out, enough was enough! The next stop seemed to be gynecology, again with the old man, whatever, I went ahead and hoped it would be quick.
“Miss, I’m sorry, the doctor happens to be in the middle of his meal right now, would you like to have a midday meal first and come back at 1:30pm.”
What? What a bolt from the blue …… Never mind, let’s just go eat first, huh~~ Huh? Where’s my bag? Oh, I just came out and forgot to take it, so I’ll walk over again. What! Prohibited entry? Oh, wow! What a lot of dust! What a big job this place is doing! So what am I going to do now that I can’t eat, or go out, or check? Sit down and think about my cute boyfriend.
I’m 28 and working, he’s 18 and a college student. I just happened to have him by my side during all of that most amnesiac time, and it was so beautiful to have him walk through it with me! He praised me so gently back then, unlike now, when he’s just being mean to me, telling me to do everything, and greeting his basketball buddies, and his tits and pubic hair are all over the place, and he doesn’t go home and jerk off! Why are you embarrassing me?
Well, I’m really hungry. Let’s go eat first.
Wow, so many people! The line was so long, but there was still time to check out.
“Sir, I’m sorry! My money is now inside the clinic and I can’t get in right now, can I bring it to you later?”
“Miss, that’s not good, is it?”
“Please, please, please, please.”
I noticed he had such a strange look in his eyes at this point, “How about this, Miss, show me those tits of yours and I won’t charge you for them.” He whispered to me.
But …… I only show my tits to my boyfriend… What should I do?
“Miss, hurry up with the check, will you? The back is waiting!” The back is in a hurry.
“Okay! Then you’re the only one who gets to see it! One down, one down, one down,” I pull the sides of my robe to the center, turning it into a bundle, and a pair of tits come out. Huh? Why is the restaurant suddenly so quiet? That’s enough! I’m outta here! Colored man!
There’s TV news at noon, come see where the Abenomics news has gotten to. Huh? Did someone touch my thighs or tits? Wasn’t it just for one person? Forget it, I’m full. I’ll go back up and wait. I’ll go to the restroom first. Where are my pants? Where are my pants? Where are my pants? I touched my ass and my pussy, so I was seen from behind? What an idiot!
“Excuse me~~ Is the doctor here yet?”
“I’m sorry, it’s not time yet, can you sit down again?”
Do they have to go to work at 1:30? There’s no way around it. Sit down for a bit.
“Ms. Chen A-Ling! Chen A-Ling! Is Chen Ah Ling here?”
I think I fell asleep. Did you call me?
“Was Chen Ah Ling there?”
“There! In! In here!”
“What do you look like? Come on in here and lie down on this.”
“Whoa, legs across the top?”
“Right!”
Want a pussy check? My legs were wide open by the chair.
“Do you want to check your whole body? Why are you naked?”
“I don’t know, she was just naked in a chair in the outside guest area.”
“Whatever, check first!”
“Well, what do you think?”
“Call the students in!”
“Uh~~ I’m sorry, Ms. Chen, can I call the intern student in?”
“Wow, it’s all good!”
“That’s fine, come on in, all of you!”
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What do you expect with a bunch of people coming in here, 20 or 30 of them?
“Uh~~ There seems to be more of you in this staircase, Peter, you turn the angle up to maximum and pull your chair this way.”
“Whoa! Can the legs open again?” , “Wow! That’s the limit! It’s huge!” Do you want me to split my legs?
“Everyone pay attention to this section ……”
It’s like a professor is being a student intern, but there’s so many of them. Huh? Why am I facing the main entrance right now, so that I can get students for internships, right?
“Here’s the whole procedure, do you understand?”
Only a few nodded.
“Uh~~ You guys operate on your own for a while, I’ll be back later.”
I felt my pussy being manipulated all the time by these young men in a very unskilled manner, some of them correcting each other, some of them discussing it, and some of them going so far as to manipulate my two big tits. Strange, what was with those two doctors at the beginning saying that I was naked in the guest area? Didn’t I have a gown on? Or did someone take it from me while I was asleep?
Huh? Why are there so many more observers at the door? Do they want to watch them operate too? Strange, more and more students are manipulating my two pairs of big tits, and one after another, as if they are very serious. And the outside observers even came in to operate on my pussy, did they just insert something? I think they inserted three instruments, didn’t they? And then they inserted a fourth and a fifth …… Wow! How many instruments did they have to insert?
My tits are hurting, you’re pushing them too hard, Jon …… “Hey! Easy! There’s a lot of you guys out there, so take it easy! Otherwise, what about the next one?”
Haha, see the big sister fuming, right, children, to study hard! Today is really bad luck, waste a lot of my time does not matter, but also to accompany these children in class, I first sleep good …… hmmm ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ a bunch of people in my body operation, but also really can not sleep.
Huh? The professor is back, why is everyone out at once? The professor looked at the students, then at me, then at the pussy, and the students stopped moving, but there were still two hands on my tits.
He looked away for a long time, “Uh~~ That’s it for today, you all pass out.”
“Uh~~ Miss Chen? Uh…… is Ms. Chen Aling.” The doctor was all mysterious as soon as he pulled out all the instruments inside his pussy and couldn’t see where he took them.
“Aye! Aye! I am! What was the result of the last check?”
“Uh~~ Normal, good. I’ll write the information first yah!”
“I see a lot of people walking around outside the guest area, can they all see my condition?”
“Uh …… you can come down first.”
Oh, it’s so hard to get down! I was really spreading my legs too much. It’s not like I was practicing my splits!
I stood next to the doctor, the old man outside still kept looking at me, and I subconsciously covered my three points.
“Well, just go back to the original side again.” He takes the list and gives it to me.
“Your group of students are very conscientious in their maneuvers, and they pay attention to the patient’s feelings when they accidentally push too hard, so that’s good, and I’d like to operate for your academic unit the next time I get the chance.” I’m glad I could do my part for the medical community.
As soon as I walked out, not only the old man was looking at me, but the whole neighborhood was looking at me. I know, I know I’m naked, I’ve already covered my three points, I have to go back and find some clothes!
When I returned to the original consultation room, I saw that the work had already been done inside, and all the workers were taking out their tools one by one. I was curious to see what kind of work had been done in there, and they seemed to be particularly curious about me, and everyone was staring at me.
But the point is I’m looking for that doctor and my bag with the paper bag.
The doctor came out of there just in time, “Uh, Ms. Chan, uh ……” and he didn’t have to palpate because I was now completely naked and I was looking around for where my bag was.
“Doctor, have you seen my bag with the paper bag?”
“No, I didn’t! I even mopped the floor myself after they finished construction~~ I didn’t see anything, but someone picked up a briefcase in the hallway, see if it’s yours.”
“Yeah! Yeah! It’s mine, but, really, no paper bag in sight?”
“Well, that was a big job just now, and the whole room was sealed off, so there’s a good chance it got lost. I’ll prescribe a medicine, and if your throat is better you’ll be fine.”
I walked out naked and made several calls to my boyfriend, none of which were answered, darn it!
“Uh~~ Nurse, excuse me, do you have any more gowns?” I’m going to whisper this time.
“Wow, let’s see …… only this one left.”
I hurriedly put it on, but it was even smaller than the one I had just worn, barely covering my nipples and pussy, leaving the rest of me exposed. Hmmm, it’s getting cold…
“Huh? Seems a lot smaller.”
“The one you just had was an XXL, this one is an S. I told you you were too fat~~”
Fuck! I almost cursed!
“No, no, no! This one is just right, it fits my size perfectly. thank you.”
“Wait a minute, miss, if you’re going to wear it out, this one costs five hundred dollars, and these gowns are used in hospitals.”
Wow, that’s high class? Well, how else am I supposed to get home? It takes me two buses to get back, and on the bus I wish the passengers would stop looking at me! I can barely cover my three points, and it cost me 500 bucks!
It’s so hard to get off, but it’s a long way to walk again~~
“Hey! Ah Ling ah! Are you on your way home?”
“Yeah! I’m on my way, but it’s a bit further.”
“Can you buy me twenty bowls of shaved ice? My classmates want to eat it.”
“What?” “Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay,” I said, reaching ninety-nine percent of my boyfriend’s demands.
What the hell! Those brats at the ice store didn’t even care about me when I saw my embarrassment, and they even said that I was too fat to wear such small clothes. Damn Xiao Wei! They always tell me to go to the store where I have to wait for a long time to buy something, so I always look at them and get touched by them, so I’m really pissed off!
Don’t look at the pedestrians, I’m almost home!
Wow, it’s really heavy! “Xiaowei, open the door! The ice is so heavy, your ice is back!” I was so angry and tired that I kicked the door in a hurry.
“Ling, hey, why are you dressed like that?”
“Yeah! What’s wrong?”
“Tits and pubic hair are coming out!”
The neighbors are running out again, and everyone is saying a mile! What a pain in the ass!
“I just went to the hospital to see the doctor! I dropped my clothes over there.”
“Xiaowei! Your ice is back, open the door for me!”
As soon as I saw him, the gas disappeared completely.
Wow, twenty classmates is a lot! There are classmates in every room of my house, and even in my bedroom there are people playing on the computer.
“Hello, everyone! Here’s your ice!”
Everyone burst into thunderous applause at the same time. Huh? Are they that welcoming?
Wei said with a helpless face, “Okay~~ You go ahead and get the bowls out and fill the ice for everyone to eat.”
“Oooh~~ I’ll be right there!”
The next day Xiaowei scolded me again! He said that his classmates thought that his girlfriend (that’s me) must be an exhibitionist, and that’s why she ran around naked to buy lo mei last time; and they made fun of me for being 10 years older than him, and that I must have had a lot of lust. So this time, more classmates than last time want to come to my house to prove whether I am an exhibitionist or not, if so, Xiaowei will have to treat them and expose them properly on that day; if not, he will shut up and stop making fun of him.
Of course Xiaowei believed me! So as soon as the words were spoken, they all gathered at my house. When they got bored, they even went to my room to turn on the computer and played with it, and even turned out all my bras. A bunch of brats, what’s so funny about having a big cup?
I seem to have really broken Wei’s heart this time, he hasn’t talked to me for two weeks, he doesn’t answer his cell phone, he doesn’t answer his text messages, I’ve been begging him for two weeks, God, please help me! I really like him! In fact, I asked to move in with him ages ago, but he has refused to do so, and he doesn’t have sex with me either. When we go on dates, he just gives me full body caresses and says extremely tender things.
I’ve given him my heart, and I want to give him my body, but three years have passed and he won’t even make love to me, so I really wonder if he really loves me? But I realized that no matter what, I’ve loved him so much that I can’t help myself~~
My neighbors were concerned about me all day long, saying that I had some kind of relationship problem or psychological problem, and they even referred me to a psychiatrist. I said I really didn’t have any problem, I was just stupid!
One day I got a call from Wei, who said that he had thought it over, and that if I was really into exposure, he was willing to play exhibitionist with me.
In fact, as soon as he called, I broke down and couldn’t speak at all, just cried and kept saying, “Thank you! Thank you ……” instead of forgetting to say, “I’m really not an exhibitionist!” But my boyfriend is willing to get back together with me, and that’s the most important thing!
One day my boyfriend called out of the blue and asked if I wanted to go to a basketball game to make up the numbers because a temporary said girlfriend had committed suicide and he had to go back to deal with it.
How can I play basketball when I can’t even manage my own big boob balls anymore? But as long as it’s the boyfriend’s word, it must be good! For fear of being exposed again, I wrapped it tightly this time and made sure not to let them see the joke again!
As soon as I arrived at the stadium, they were already playing, but it was just a game, not a match. When they saw that I had arrived and the number of players had been gathered, they started to play, but of course, I was on the same team as my boyfriend!
Sure enough! I really don’t know how to play, and I’m still their rock. They pass me the ball and I catch it with my big tits; I run the floor and there are no rocks on the ground and I still fall; I have a chance to shoot the ball and before I can get it over my head, my own big tits hit the floor; and when I’m obviously standing in place and don’t know what to do, they run the floor and accidentally hit my big tits when they’re not paying attention.
They all didn’t think it was funny, but didn’t say anything because of the numbers. It was only a short time later that their original player came back and said that his girlfriend was fine and that he would just coax her. (Boyfriend seems to mean less coaxing)
They found their savior, and I was certainly relieved, since my tits seemed to be in the way.
Of course, I was content to watch my boyfriend play basketball from the sidelines. Wow, he’s really handsome! His shot, his turn, his pass, his focused eyes, his command, his muscles …… Oh my God! All I can think about is my Prince Charming ……
“Hey! That big sister! Oi! Big sister~~”
Hmm? Who is it? Who is it?
“Sister, we’re one short, please help us make up the numbers, okay? Please!”
“Uhhhh… don’t! It’s not like I’m going to fight, and besides, it’s not like I’ll just get in the way ……” I looked down at my obviously tightly wrapped, but still getting in the way, big tits.
“Hey! Xiaowei, we don’t have enough people today! Please help me persuade them.”
“She doesn’t know how to play ball oh~~ do you want to think about it?”
“It doesn’t matter! There’s enough people to go around.”
“Alright~~ Ling, just help them out!”
Whenever my boyfriend talks, I’m so happy that whatever he says, I’m sure to do it!
“I’m telling you, I really don’t know how to fight.”
“It’s okay, just stand around and watch!”
Good! It’s on. ……
“Ugh! You don’t know how to run for position~~”
(Huh? Aren’t you just standing next to me?)
“Ugh~~ pass it to you, you open your hands and the ball catches!”
(I need to rub my tits again, getting hit by a basketball really hurts!)
“Awww! The enemy team is telling you to shoot because they want to steal your ball! Stupid!”
(It hurts! I hit my tits with the ball, and they slapped my tits with their hands, but of course, they slapped the ball away in the end!)
“I never knew how to fight in the first place… why do you keep telling me to fight?”
“You’re just too fat! If you were thinner, you’d be able to run in the right place!”
“Where am I fat? My boyfriend says I’m perfect.”
“If you were perfect, you’d beat our team just like your boyfriend!”
Shit. I’m really stoked! I’m really pissed off!
“Good! Let’s fight again, I’ll beat you guys just like my boyfriend!”
“Good! What if we don’t win?”
“I’m at your disposal! But what if you don’t win?”
“Good! I’ll just throw my clothes in the trash and go home naked!”
“Good! Me too, on my word!”
Ouch! My tits hurt! Ouch! I hit it again! Ouch! Don’t keep hitting me!
“Ling, we’re done fighting, let’s go to your house to rest first oh~~ come back after you fight with them.”
“Xiaowei! Xiaowei! Don’t go away~~”
“Hey! Catch the ball!”
The bottom two nipples are dumb enough, don’t hit the top one, it’ll be even dumber! Why did I accidentally shoot the ball again? Oh, my God! Don’t pass the ball so fast, I’ll catch it with my hands, not my tits!
Oh, my God! I’m going to lose! How could this happen? Oh, my God! He scored the last goal. I’ve ruined my boyfriend’s reputation as an undefeated player! Oh, my God!
“Okay~~Big tits get in the way, the trash can is over there!”
I slowly walked over, I’m so useless! I can’t keep my boyfriend’s reputation, and I have to get naked, and even if I’m shown my big boobs, I’m still told that they’re in the way! I’m such a stupid idiot! I’m so sorry, Wei. ……
“Don’t think you’ll be okay just because you’re standing next to a trash can, we’ll be in the back watching you strip and throw all your clothes in the trash before we leave! Don’t worry, no one wants to see your tits in the way! We don’t want to be so unlucky that we can’t hit the ball with our tits every time we hit the ball or can only catch the ball with our tits. Ha ha ha!”
The younger ones are bad, the older ones are bad, they’re all bad! The younger ones are bad, the older ones are bad, they’re all bad! Okay, let’s take it off. This bra is very expensive! It takes a long time to find one because of the size. It takes a long time to find one because of the size.
I’m naked and my clothes are at the bottom of the trash can. Huh? Are they gone? Can I turn around now? Oooh~~ It’s cold and windy@@, and the whole stadium is empty@@, so I’ll see if I can salvage it. Hurry! Hurry up and pick up the clothes. …… Hurry up!
Hi. – Hi! No way! Oh, my God! My tits are so dirty! I hit the edge of the trash can. It’s disgusting! Forget it. Just run home and we’ll be fine. We still have our cell phones, keys, and wallets in our pockets. Run! Run!
I know I’m naked again! Stop staring! Don’t look at me like that! I’m not a nudist! Oh, my God! What’s with the cell phone? Everyone’s looking at my stupid tits!
Yeah! It’s Xiaowei! Pick it up! Pick up ……
“Hey! Ling! You’re almost home, right? Just now, that idiot of ours was talking to his girlfriend and forgot the sports drinks for the twenty of us on the way, I don’t know where he left them, so when you come back, go and buy ten big cans of 3,000 siches!”
Oh, my God! Why are we buying again? Come on~~Wei must be thirsty, he fought so handsomely just now, he must have electrocuted them all! And with me in the way, it must be taking more energy for him to take care of me. Poor Wei, it’s not fair that he has to compete with them when his strength is low!
But because my Xiaowei is the best, I can still electrocute them all even if my physical strength isn’t fair! Yay! My Wei is the best!
“What? This one doesn’t have one?”
“Not here either?”
“I’m sorry, there are only eight bottles here, are there two more?”
“Boss, stop counting! I really only have eight bottles, and the other two are my boobs.”
Oh, it’s heavy! It’s really heavy! Five bottles in each hand, cell phone and keys. Come on, hurry up! They must be waiting!
“Wei, I’m sorry! You must be thirsty! Open the door for me! It’s so heavy,” I kicked the door as hard as I could, “Open the door!”
“My neighbors opened the door, and when they saw my face, they all shook their heads and went inside.
“Xiaowei! I’m sorry, you guys are thirsty~~ Quickly open the door for me and let me in~~”
Wei shook his head as he opened the door, and when I saw that it was open a little, I squeezed my shoulder in.
“Huh? It’s a shoulder oooh~~ Make sure it’s a shoulder, not a tit this time. That was close! That was close! Whew!”
I didn’t expect everyone to burst into thunderous applause as soon as I entered. There were even more people this time, some clapping, some high-fiving, and some with their mouths open in surprise.
Xiaowei walked over behind me at this time, patted my shoulder and said: “Alas ~ ~ ~ this time, I do not mean to laugh at you, really someone forgot the drinks, just now when the guys were waiting, talked about me having an exhibitionist girlfriend, have not seen asked me if it is? I said I didn’t know, and those who had seen it said, “We’ll see”. But I thought to myself, “If you really are an exhibitionist, I’d be willing to take you on and play exhibitionist with you!”
That’s the nicest thing my boyfriend has told me in recent years! He said he’s willing to accept me as an exhibitionist! He said he’s willing to accept me! He just said he likes me to be an exhibitionist, didn’t he?
While I’m not an exhibitionist, my boyfriend likes me to be whatever he wants me to be! Right! I like to be whatever my boyfriend likes! If my boyfriend likes me to be an exhibitionist, then I like to be an exhibitionist! Everything about my boyfriend is everything about me!
“That’s right! Everyone was right! I’m the exhibitionist!”
“Yay~~pop ……” applauded the crowd.