‘Oh shit, I’m late, I’ve got to get up, freshen up and get changed for work…’ I’ve got a hard-on. I’ll jerk off or I won’t fit into my uniform.’
Let me introduce myself, my name is Kelly, but my friends and classmates will call me Siu Ling. I’m 22 years old, just graduated from college, and my major subject in college was criminal psychology. I grew up volunteering to be a police officer, and today is my first day as a police officer.
It’s a little embarrassing to talk about jerking off. It’s a little embarrassing, but don’t get me wrong, let me explain. I have big tits, a nice ass, and a pussy that gets wet on weekdays, but unlike ordinary girls, I was born with a big cock, and when I pee, I pee with a penguin. When I was young, I always thought that all boys and girls had dicks, only the boys’ were bigger. It wasn’t until I took swimming lessons in middle school that I realized it was impossible for girls to have dicks, and it was for this reason that I missed seven years of gym class in middle school. I never dared to go to the doctor or tell anyone about it. As the days went by, my cock got bigger and bigger, and it was so hard and big that I couldn’t wear short skirts because it would turn them up. When my cock was fully erect
It’s even more horrifying, can you imagine me being able to breastfeed and suck my own cock at the same time with my own tits between them? The amount of semen is even more amazing, I can shoot about 100 to 200 liters of semen at a time. But after jerking off, it gets smaller and softer… But… My uniform is completely different from that of a normal police officer…
‘What? There’s no proper uniform for me?’ I said to the head of the concierge department in surprise.
The director said, ”Don’t be surprised, you are the first female police officer in the city, the higher-ups never gave us guidelines for female police work, you should know that our police station doesn’t even have a women’s restroom, it’s normal to not have a women’s police uniform. But you don’t need to worry, the superiors are already designing police uniforms for women, now you can just measure my figure, come this way.”
I step toward the director himself, raise my hands up then ask, ‘What about my time on duty? Is it going to be delayed?’
”There’s nothing we can do about it, once the uniform is finished a courier will send it to you, in the meantime just take a break and get ready for work.” The director said while measuring.
‘Top… 38G. Tits are huge. Good elasticity. Waist, 23 inches. And your ass is 35 inches. I’ll give you a little push. Rearward penetration should be good.’
I thought to myself, “Oh, I’m being eaten again. I can’t touch my dick anyway. I want to be touched, but if I get an erection now, it’ll scare everyone.. But I want to be seen.. It’s a paradox.
The director said, ‘Come over here, measure your height and weight, and when you’re done fill in your basic information.’
‘Height… 170 centimeters. Weight… 110 pounds… Okay, that’s it, when you’re done, give it to your coworker outside the door, I’ll give your measurements to my supervisor, and then you can go home if you’re okay.
Two weeks later, I received a package from the police station containing a policewoman’s uniform, a checklist and a duty notification letter. The letter stated that I had to report to the police station at 9:00 a.m. a day later in my uniform. Reporting for duty at 9:00 a.m., it’s already 8:30 a.m. I need to get my cock soft and get into uniform! I find two dildos by the bed, wet them with saliva, stick them in my pussy and asshole at the same time, sit down on the bed and use both hands to manipulate the dildos, aiming them at my face. Aim for your face. Fire!
My aim is really bad… There’s a lot of cum on the floor and on the bed, besides my face and my mouth. Forget it. I love the smell of cum, and my bed just smells like cum. No, no, no, no. It’s not just the bed, it’s like my whole house smells like my favorite semen.
After rushing to make a semen mask and eating a little semen for breakfast, I immediately took out the policewoman’s uniform from the package. Checking the list, I realized that there were six accessories in the uniform, but how come the bra and panties were missing? There are six accessories in the uniform, but how come the bra and panties are missing…? Does that mean the uniform doesn’t include a bra and panties? That’s gonna make my cock wobble! Forget it. It’s a rule. As a public official, you shouldn’t violate it. Take off your bra and panties, and put on a white short-sleeved shirt… It’s so tight, I can’t even button the three buttons on my chest… Then the light blue patent leather tie. I can barely get the neck button on, but my cleavage is still exposed… And then the light blue patent leather miniskirt.. Oh, my God, 25 centimeters above the knee, and a mini skirt so short that when you sit down, your whole ass is exposed.
Luckily, I can cover my dick when I’m standing up. Light blue patent leather jacket. Why is it so tight again? The light blue patent leather police cap. Very nice. And finally, the shoes. Black patent leather, pointy heels. Heel height. About 4 inches. So I get dressed, and it’s 8:55, and I grab my bag and run out the door. I grabbed my handbag and ran out the door.
The distance between the police station and my home is about 2 kilometers, there is no bus or subway, and I don’t have a car, so I have to go on foot. Five minutes to run 2 kilometers down the street… I hope there won’t be too many obstacles. Running down the street, I start to notice people looking at me strangely… Suddenly there’s a mirror in front of me. Oh, my God, I look so horny in my uniform, my tits are jiggling, so it’s no wonder I get so much attention from passers-by. I’m so turned on by all the horny stares. I’m getting a bad feeling about this. My cock was getting hard. I immediately hid in an alley, hoping to soften my cock (i.e., jerking off), and took the other two dildos out of my handbag and put them in my pussy and asshole. Although I soon ejaculated, as soon as I thought of the lustful glances of the people on the street, my cock was so hard that I felt a sense of foreboding.
I can’t get it soft, and it’s harder than usual. What should I do? Suddenly, I have an idea. I take off all my clothes.. I put my hard cock between my tits, and I quickly put on my full suit.. Oh no, the glans is showing in the cleavage, but it doesn’t matter, the tie of the uniform covers the glans. I’m going to be late, I should run faster to the police station now.
The faster I ran, the more my tits shook, they were rubbing against my cock, and I was getting more and more excited with every step I took…. I finally reached the door of the police station, and at this moment my cock finally collapsed. I immediately took my tie away, and held the glans in my mouth, and all the semen shot into my mouth, but there was still semen flowing out of the corners of my mouth, and I swallowed all the semen in my mouth, and then I put on the tie again. It’s time to report to the Administrator’s office…
Walking into the police station… How come it’s empty? I’d better get to the Commissioner’s office. It’s on the seventh floor, but the elevator says it’s out of service. I’ll just have to take the stairs. I ran to the back staircase and took the stairs in a big, ungraceful stride. Maybe it was because of my long legs, but I was able to walk up the ten stairs in four steps, which used to be ten. Suddenly I realized that all the steps were not paved with floor tiles. They were mirrors. That’s strange. Last time I was here, it was tiles… I see! The purpose of the mirrors is to organize our appearance! It’s nice of the police to let the staff do their exercises on the stairs and look at the mirrors at the same time. Kelly is still unaware that the mirror is reflecting her panty-less, dildoed pussy and asshole, but fortunately her cock is in the center of her tits and not reflected in the mirror. (Speaking of which, the astute reader should know that mirrors and miniskirts are both meant by the OP, right?)
(Knocking…) Enter the Administrator’s office.)
”Hello Commissioner, Police Officer Chan Oi Ling reporting for duty!”
”Heh heh heh, Little Spirit is it? I’ve heard rumors about you a long time ago, please have a seat!”
I was invited by the Director to sit in front of him, and when I sat down I realized that the two dildos I had inserted while jerking off in the back alley had not been pulled out, and I almost screamed. I almost screamed. “I shouldn’t be rubbing my ass on the chair at this point. Otherwise my dick would get hard again. The skirt was too short, and when I sat down my pussy looked like it was going to come out and say hello to the commissioner, so I’d better put my legs up…
”Well, you should have also heard that you are the first female police officer in this city, right? Our police station also doesn’t have guidelines for female police officers, but you can rest assured that senior government officials are already working on the code of conduct and guidelines for female police officers, so today you can first visit this police station of ours. However, please note that due to resource constraints, there are no female toilets or female changing rooms in this station, and there are two separate toilets in the men’s restroom, so you can use them as you wish.”
‘Don’t worry, Commissioner, I can pee standing up…’ I don’t mind. I don’t mind…’ I responded awkwardly, and at the same time, in order to distract the Director’s attention, I put my leg down and crossed my other leg. At that moment, I accidentally touched the dildo in my pussy and asshole, and the two little things moved at the same time…
”What’s that sound? Ling, did you bring your cell phone?’
‘No… Yeah, it’s my cell phone. （I can’t tell you it’s the sound of my pussy and the toy in my ass. Oh, shit. The cock is starting to react…”
”Well, okay then, any other questions? If not you’re free to go.’
‘Ya… There’s a problem, why isn’t there a single police officer on duty in the police station today?”
”Today there was a female inmate with a protruding front and back, just like you, and all the officers went to the holding room to interrogate the prisoner…” The holding cell is in the dungeon, but I’d advise you not to go there, it might not be a good place for you.’
‘I know, I’ll go out first, goodbye Director’ interrogation…? I’d better have something to eat before I see it, lest I lose interest in eating, now go to the restroom to tidy up a bit….
Entering the only restroom in the entire police station.. What kind of a separate restroom is this? Separate toilets? There’s eight diaper pouches and two bidets in the restroom, and it’s not boarded up or locked. Is that how boys do it? Forget it. I’ll take what I can get. I’m complaining, but I’m actually excited because I’ll have the opportunity to be seen in the future, even jerking off and changing my clothes. I just hope my coworkers won’t get scared. Incidentally, I would like to remind readers that I am able to control where the urine comes out, either from my cock or from my pussy. With my uniform completely off, it’s time to train my aim, and with the help of my tits, I’m able to shoot at the smoke on the ceiling. I’ll aim for the smoke alarm on the ceiling. In less than two minutes, I’m ready to ejaculate, and just as I’m about to do it. Oh, shit. My tits slipped, and my glans was aiming in the wrong direction, and I shot it all over my face. Damn, I’m a terrible shot. Will I ever be a good cop?
Put the uniform on the body, left and right thought, put the cock in the middle of the tits is too sensitive too easy to get an erection, it is better to put down the cock, think of a solution and then clamped to the middle of the tits it. I was about to leave when I realized that near the door of the position of a toilet above a chain about 10 meters long, but also connected to a belt…. Bright red. Gum. It’s a wide belt. It’s not like a belt, it’s not like a hand strap, a neck bracelet might be appropriate… That’s weird. Are there any dogs around? Never mind. Let’s go to the convenience store and get something to eat and then we’ll go to the holding cell and observe.
third sentence
After taking the dildos out of my pussy and asshole and putting them in my personal locker with my handbag, I left the station and walked down the street… I guess this was an unofficial patrol, since I hadn’t been issued any official police gear yet. Like handcuffs, pistol, baton, walkie-talkie… It’s not like I’m on patrol, it’s more like a parade of hot babes, with a big grandma (and a big dildo). There are two main reasons why you need to be extra careful with every step you take. First, the root of the shoe is too high, walking on the uneven road is very easy to trip, but it is because the root of the shoe is too high, so that my calves look more slender than usual, walking buttocks twisting amplitude is also bigger than usual, which should be the function of the high-roots shoes it…. Secondly, now my cock is not between my tits, it is just a casual place to put down, only the miniskirt covers it, if I walk too much, it will easily rub against my big prick, and if I accidentally get an erection, it will hold up my skirt, and then my big prick will salute with the citizens on the street. So I have to be extra vigilant to avoid unnecessary friction, but I can’t avoid lustful thoughts….
The midday sun is really, really intense. I didn’t really want to be outside… My pace was slower than usual due to my 4-inch stilettos, I was exposed to the sun longer than I would have been if I’d been out on the street, and because the uniform was made of patent leather, which is not very ventilated (and is always cooler than Latex, as I’ve experienced), I started to perspire… The sweating was concentrated in my cleavage and armpits… I couldn’t stand it any longer, so I decided to take off the jacket of my mini-skirt policewoman uniform, leaving me with a tight-fitting short-sleeved white shirt and tie inside. It was so much cooler and more comfortable. Why are everyone’s eyes looking at my…? No, they’re all looking at my tits! I see, my shirt is wet with sweat, especially where my tits are, and now that my white shirt is almost transparent, and it’s so tight, it’s only natural that my tits and nipples are already showing… It’s so exciting. There were so many people looking at my tits… I couldn’t help myself, but I started pushing my tits to the center with both hands and rubbing them and slapping them from the bottom up with both hands… And I’m thinking. Do you want to eat it? Do you want to grab some? Do you want to have a boob job? The more I think about it, the more excited I get. I can feel my pussy starting to respond.. It’s getting a little wet. Oh, no. It’s a bad feeling. I’m getting a reaction from my cock..
Calm down. I can’t get an erection on the street. I’m not worried about the embarrassment.. Because I’ve always had a tendency to expose my upper body, and I often go without a bra and wear very thin, very small clothes that show off my cleavage and my nipples are visible… I’m only worried about my cock, because usually I wear jeans that fit me snugly, and my cock is held to my left thigh, so even if I get an erection or a hard-on, it’s unlikely to burst through my pants, but now I’m wearing a super short mini-skirt that’s just a little bit too short for me to be able to see. If people find out that I have a dick as a girl, and that it’s bigger than most men’s dicks, I’m going to be studied by scientists… Wrap it up. Let’s go to the convenience store and get something to eat. Grab a large hot dog about a foot long and a carton of milk, walk towards the cash register and look down at the bottom of the register… Condoms. Long-lasting. Narcotic-containing.. There you go! I can buy a couple of condoms and put them on to reduce my sensitivity, so I won’t have to worry about my penis rubbing against my skirt or my thighs, and as long as I don’t have any evil intentions, I won’t get an erection so easily. I bought everything, condoms are really expensive! Standing at a small table in a convenience store eating my lunch, looking around, I was the only one in the store except for the clerk, who had her back to me as she sorted out the goods…. I look at my hot dog. It tastes bland. Why is there no sauce? Usually you get a big hot dog with a little bit of ketchup or cucumber, but today it’s just dry.. Why don’t you add a little fresh, slutty flavor to it? Oh, yeah.
I picked up the sausage from the hotdog, temporarily put it between my tits, dabbed a little cleavage sweat on it, and then took my dick in my right hand on a bun and jerked off under the table… I was afraid that the clerk would see me, but the excitement got me going again, and my cock was even harder and longer than usual… At the same time, I put a little bit of saliva on my glans with my left hand, and it was very wet. My lustful thoughts soon overcame my will, and I slowly stepped towards the clerk and jerked off behind her back, holding the bread in both hands, and then lifting my ass up and pushing it forward, looking as if I were having sex with the air… After a few thrusts, I squatted down, bent over, supported myself with my right hand, and continued to use my left hand with my dick pointed up to the sky… Soon I feel the urge to cum, and at that moment, I stand up, take the bun in my left hand, and with my right hand, I continue to stroke my cock, cumming in the center of the bun, and then I put the big sausage from my tits on the bun, and a fresh, hot, big sausage with the flavor of my tits, and a Kelly’s hotdog with a thick cum sauce, is ready…
A hot dog with semen tastes so much better than ketchup or salad dressing with milk. By the time I’d eaten the whole hot dog with cum and milk, my dick was soft. It was now about 12 inches long, so I put on a condom, opened the tin bag with my teeth, and slowly put it on my cock… While he’s doing that, the clerk finally gets up from sorting out the merchandise, and luckily he doesn’t know anything about what just happened. Suddenly the clerk mumbles something…
‘Why is there some milky white stuff on the floor…? Who did this to you?
I can’t tell him it’s my semen… In a hurry, I told him, “Sorry, I accidentally spilled it while I was drinking my milk. I’m really sorry…
‘It doesn’t matter officer, I’ll get a floor mop and clean it up first, make yourself at home’
‘Sorry, I’ll leave you then’
The clerk went to the utility room to get a mop, and I was walking towards the entrance of the convenience store, past the cash register, when I suddenly had a craving… Condoms are so expensive, and my uniform is so special, there should be a huge demand for condoms. I grabbed about 20 boxes of 3-packs of long-lasting condoms, held them to my chest, and ran out the door… A police officer steals condoms. It’d be bad if my superiors found out, but it’s really exciting..
Now, the stomach’s satisfied, the cock’s satisfied.. But not in my pussy, not in my ass, not in my ass. Why don’t you go back to the police station and find a place to play with your pussy and asshole?
fourth report
Walking down the street with all those condoms.. I don’t think it’s a good idea to take the long way back to the police station via the narrow cross street. You don’t usually like to walk this way, because there are many street sleepers who use it as a base, and there are many thieves, so although it’s not a dirty place, it always smells like a homeless person. Today I am wearing a police uniform, although I have no weapon, and at noon, the homeless are either out looking for food or sleeping, I believe that I am very safe, so I will take this section of the road back to the police station.
I’m walking along, and all of a sudden there’s this homeless guy in front of me, and he’s grinding his dick, and it’s obviously sticking out of his pants…
“There’s a hot girl with big tits. We’re gonna get a free hole in the ass today. Sis, I haven’t cum in a couple years. Do you want to fuck my uncle?
‘What? Fuck? I’m a police officer, not a whore. Even if I were a whore, it would be expensive to fuck me.’
‘It doesn’t matter how expensive you say it is, I don’t have any money, I’m going to do it the hard way today, I don’t even want to use the condom you’re holding, just throw it away and crawl over here and suck my uncle’s dick.’
”Hard? You have skinny limbs except for your dick which is super big, do you think you can subdue me alone?”
‘I’m not the only one, look at the big guy behind you.’
Suddenly I felt my tits being grabbed from behind, and a tingling sensation caused me to drop all the condoms on my chest to the floor, and I yelped in surprise…
‘Who is it? Do you know that assaulting a police officer is a serious offense? Let go of me’ After hearing what I said, the big guy let go of my tits and instead grabbed my wrist and pulled it away.
‘Are there any policewomen in A-city? I’ve never heard of that since I was born, I’ve only heard that all girls are for men to fuck, have you seen uncle’s hard cock? See my hard cock? Fuck my pussy first.’ The skinny hobo was fiddling with his cock as he walked over to me, ready to pull up my skirt.
As much as I’d like to fuck, I’d like to fuck. And it looks like these two guys have big dicks.. But I’m a policewoman, I’m supposed to fight crime, and my dick..
‘You’ll regret it’ I said and then I lifted my legs and kicked the tip of my shoe towards the skinny bum’s dick in front of me, then I retracted my leg and kicked the big guy’s dick with the heel of my shoe in a backward style, and the two men fell to the ground. I continued to kick their dicks as hard as I could, the movement was so great that my police badge fell to the ground but I didn’t notice, then stepped on the skinny bum’s dick and asked ‘still hard? Answer me.’
‘I’m not hard anymore… I’m sorry officer, please let me go,’ he pleaded as he surreptitiously picked up my police license and looked up as if he had found something. He looked up, as if he’d found something… But this time I couldn’t even notice.
”This lady is in a good mood today, so I won’t drag you to the police station, disappear immediately”
Thank you, sir. Let’s go, Daikoku. We’ll do it. We’ll take an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth… Let’s go.
As I watched the two hobos limp away, I retrieved the condoms that had fallen to the floor and thought about the big old man who had just gotten behind me. I thought about the big old cock that had just been behind me. His cock was so big and hard that it pushed my ass up, and he was so skinny, and he hadn’t ejaculated in years, so it must have smelled really bad. If they fucked me in the ass and pussy at the same time, and then they came all over me, and then I scooped up the cum from my ass and pussy and ate it, I would really get off on it! I’d be so fucked. Don’t think about it. Let’s just get back to the station.
Back at the police station, I put the condoms in the locker and took out the two dildos from the locker, so where should I go to play? Oh yeah, the dungeon holding cell! It’s been so long, the interrogation should be over, so I can go in and play!
Into the holding cell. What kind of holding room is this? It’s an SM torture chamber, about 1,500 square feet. There’s a gynecologist’s chair in the center of the room, a bunch of dildos, whips, candles, shackles, and monitors on the walls, and about 30 TVs. In the corner of the room there was a large cabinet with many boxes, let me take them all out and examine them one by one.
The first box.. A whole bunch of electronics. There’s an instruction manual. It’s for electrocution. How do you use it? You tie a conductive tape around your dick, and when your dick gets hard, the tape kicks in, and it injects electricity into your dick. Seems good. Put it aside for now. Second box. It’s an anal speculum with a light bulb and some connectors.. I get it. It’s a shame confession. It connects the anal probe to all the TVs and inserts it into the prisoner to force him to confess out of shame. There’s three of them. Take them all out. The third box. For the colonic. I don’t need it. I’ve got a probe and an electrocution belt. I should be able to play with it for hours.
I got the anal probe hooked up, left the TV on, and suddenly there was this weird machine sound… I don’t know what’s making it, but it’s like a VCR recording… Ignoring that, I picked up the two anal probes and the strap-on and sat down on the chair, spread my legs apart and secured them with the strap on the chair. I didn’t unbutton my shirt because I wasn’t going to play with my tits. Took the condom off and then put the electrodes to the base of my cock and then put the anal probe to my pussy and asshole…. I see what’s going on inside my pussy and asshole. I turn on the strap-on and work my cock… With each stroke I see my pussy and asshole contracting and expanding. It’s a horrible sight. In a few minutes, my cock is hard.. That’s weird. The strap-on doesn’t seem to be responding.. Is my dick not hard enough? I spit a little bit on my cock and continued to work on it. Some of the spit flowed near the electrodes and I felt a strong electric current…
Fuck… The current’s so strong, I can’t move my limbs, I can’t move my legs, I can’t feel my ejaculation coming, I have to take it off as soon as it’s soft, but I can’t take it if I keep going, I can’t take it, I can’t take it. I’m cumming. It’s all over the place, on the TV, on the floor, on my body, on my face, on my face. I thought I’d be fine once my dick went limp, but the electricity just kept going through my dick.. Is it a short circuit? I’m starting to lose my mind. I just see my dick getting harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder and harder. And then I pass out.
I don’t know how many hours had passed, I don’t know how many times I had ejaculated, I finally regained my consciousness, the anal probe was still inserted in my ass and pussy, the electric torture belt on my cock didn’t seem to be reacting, and my cock seemed to be hard…. Luckily, I could still feel it. I unbuckled my legs and tried to stand up, but my legs had no strength at all and I fell to my knees. Look at the whole room… The whole room is covered in my cum, every TV is still showing me in my pussy and asshole, and every TV is covered in my cum. I made a bukkake for myself… Let’s just get this holding cell cleaned up real quick. I don’t have the tools to clean it. I’ll just have to lick up all the cum with my own tongue.
It took about half an hour to get the whole holding cell cleaned up, and then I looked at the clock on the holding cell and saw that it was already 7:00 p.m. It’s 7:00 p.m. I’ve been here almost six hours. It’s time to go home. Shit, it’s still hard. It doesn’t seem to know how to soften… What do I do? (Stupid Kelly still doesn’t know she lost her badge or that the cameras are recording her in the holding cell…)