Itchy Heart 1~7

In retrospect, the strange events of that day were actually foretold.

I rode my bicycle to buy noodles in the morning, and I met an old fortune-teller at the entrance of the alley. The old man pointed at me from a distance and yelled, “Peach blossom curse! Peach blossom curse! Little Qiang, you’re destined for peach blossom today, why don’t you come and ask me to show you the way out?” I walked away in disdain, “You’re a peach blossom killer? I’m so handsome, it’s my destiny to fall in love with a peach blossom.”

I wanted to take a shortcut through the vegetable market, but I was stuck in a traffic jam, with two trucks jostling each other, and the gap between the trucks and the vendors, and between the vendors and the wall, was so crowded that even a bicycle couldn’t get through. It was raining again, so I was lazy and didn’t go to Lao Yu Xing to buy noodles, but ate a bowl of shengjian at the teahouse in front of the market, and then bought a bowl of noodles to go back home.

My family is a tea store, the previous owner added a layer of colorful steel room above the store, the upper living under the store. I parked the car in the aisle next to the store and stood there smoking and watching the rain – Mom is still sleeping, but she is a very shrewd person, closed their eyes can be calculated from the time I was lazy did not go to the old Yuxing.

Seeing that it was almost time, I carried the thermos upstairs and put it on the table in the hall, and I was about to call my mom when I heard a burst of cursing coming from the toilet. I went over to see that the toilet door was open, and my mom was rubbing skin care products on her face in the mirror while muttering, “Old man Wen’s Qingming Biluochun stir-fried green this year is very heavy, and it makes my throat uncomfortable and I have diarrhea – how are you doing?”

“That doesn’t look like the right position for diarrhea, either.”

“Go to hell!” Mom had already changed her clothes for going out, a T-shirt on top and a pair of jean shorts underneath, and although she was in her middle age, her legs were still round and firm, unlike the flimsy ones of ordinary aunts.

“This rain is not knotted and not finished, this face itches to come …… early to get up especially strong – you look at the store today, I go to see the doctor.”

“Go early, don’t hang out forever, I’ve got something with a friend I’m meeting later.”

“What is it? It’s not the same as going to some foot wash and hair wash and bath center with your foxy friends.”

I forgot to introduce, my mother is a very tough person, when a famous university dropout to marry my gangster father, after the old man went to jail, but also as a year to put the agent faucet, and later cleared to change the sale of tea utensils, in fact, also part of the camp under the bank.

I immediately countered, “As a young man, I have a legitimate claim to this.”

“Didn’t I buy you a blow-up doll?”

“You still have the nerve to say, buy inflatable dolls also even if it’s not enough, you also entrusted a friend to bring from Japan, so that the whole city knows that my birthday gift is an inflatable doll ……”

The more I talk, the more depressed I get, and I pull out a cigarette and hold it in my mouth.

Mom wasn’t finished: “Quit it, people say smoking causes impotence.”

“Say that again and I’ll return the birthday present I just ordered for you.”

“It’s just as well to return it, where you know what’s to my liking, discount it.”

“It’s Apple’s newest vibrator, with over eighty functions, vibration and sound with flashing lights.”

Mom first stared blankly at me in the mirror, before judging it to be nonsense, and ate and laughed, “Then you don’t have to return it, I just need to use it, and I’ve played with my old ones, Wei, Kin, and Keung.”

Hearing Ah Qiang was used as a vibrator name, I was completely defeated – my name is You Zhenqiang, relatives and friends call me Xiao Qiang – cough twice, lowered his head to light cigarettes, the unlucky lighter just got caught in the rain, hit a few times can not be hit, I asked: I asked, “Do you have a fire on you, mom?”

Mom is dabbing eye cream on her eyelids with her tail finger, staring in the mirror and saying, “Sis ass pocket.”

As I said earlier, Mom wore a pair of jean shorts today, but what I didn’t say was that they were very tight and wrapped around her round and perky ass. Dad has been sitting in jail for eight or nine years, I and mom rely on each other, a little bit of raw cold not taboo close. She let me pull out I reached into one of the pockets and touched a pack of gum and a few coins, Mom’s ass felt good, full of elasticity.

Mom even purposely pushed back and asked, “How’s that? Bigger than your girlfriend’s, right?”

I said, “It’s your shorts that don’t fit – it’s not good to buy such close-fitting clothes on Taobao.”

“I didn’t even have Taobao when I bought these pants, they were bought when I was in college. Alas, people are really born beautiful, so many years have passed, even my son is so big, my figure is still so good.”

“So you were fat when you went to college.” I went to touch the other side of the pocket, mom was wearing a tight T-shirt, I so touch around, shorts and T-shirt between the gap widened, revealing a section of white greasy waist skin, although the curves are not as slim as the little girls, but the mature woman’s plump and smooth is also another kind of good-looking, I use the back of my hand to rub, slippery. Neighborhood legend has it that my mom was nicknamed “White Jade Beauty” when she was young, and she was known for her good skin, which is why she was able to keep my dad, who was a triad member, at bay.

Mom giggled, “Find it well and don’t touch me funny.”

This time, I found the cigarette, I feel a light aroma on my hands, light the cigarette, a little panic, just feel the two cheeks hot, do not need to look in the mirror to know that their own blush, and hurriedly said, “I go to open the store,” low hurriedly downstairs.

Just after descending less than ten stairs, I heard a shouting behind me: “Little bastard is lazy again! Where did you buy this fake stuff to cheat me? It’s not even if you’re lazy, this kind of stuff is only ten or twenty dollars a bowl, and you’re not even close!”

I immediately forgot about the previous brief ambiguity and instantly went into battle mode, tilting my head and shouting back, “Today the stock market plummeted, and there was a man who failed to speculate in stocks and sold his body to bury his father on the next street corner, and the head was almost given to him!”

“Blah blah blah! The market hasn’t even opened yet, so what’s the big drop? Your grandmother’s coffin is still in the stock market, how dare you say such unlucky words!” Mom came downstairs with a thud, wearing a pair of small heeled sandals, her hips wrapped tightly in jeans swayed, and a white belly above the waist of her pants appeared at times.

My eyes went black for a moment.

Seeing that I had no more to say, my mom let out an exaggerated laugh when the villain in a cartoon wins: “Fighting with my mother is called doing it in front of Lupin – I’ll get back to you when I get back!”

The scent was so fragrant that her people were already out the door.

I watched the short skirt wiggle away from the ass I’d just groped, and sat down on the couch in the store, staring.

After almost twenty years of being together, I just realized today that Auntie is a woman.

To be fair, my mom can’t say she’s sexy, after all, she’s almost 40 years old, her face is rounded and her belly is bulging, but her skin is good, white and smooth, and she’s even more plump in her middle age, and she’s slightly rippled and bouncy to the touch, like tender tofu.

I spent the rest of the day thinking about it until about one o’clock, when my old friend, Sister Infantry, came to visit.

“Infantry sister” real name Lu Jun, this nickname is elementary school when I gave her, literally because the “Army” so “infantry”, in fact, the boys know that is the meaning of good pornography, and then the girls also know that I was of course hunted down for half a semester. The girls knew it too, and of course I was hunted down for half a semester.

We have been next-door neighbors for many years, the legendary childhood sweethearts, but Lu Jun was the one who rode the bamboo horse, and I was her bamboo horse. The two of us were partners in a horse-riding battle with the children of countryside vendors at the market, and we won every battle. Uncle Lu’s family sold live chickens and ducks at the neighborhood food market, slaughtering them on site and raising a woman. In the words of the infantrywoman, she killed chickens with her own hands while I was still wetting my pants. Anyone who has read the web novel “Qing Dynasty” knows that the first criterion for determining combat effectiveness is “those who have seen blood”, and Lu Jun, who has seen blood, claimed at a very young age that she was invincible east of the Dongmen River. When I was a child, I received countless beatings from her. After watching the movie “My Barbaric Girlfriend” in the fourth or fifth grade, I once suspected that she had a crush on me, but I soon realized it was a misunderstanding.

I grew taller and stronger than her, but she dropped out of school and returned home. At that time, their family had just expanded the store and opened a butcher store, his father was paralyzed in a car accident, she was just a junior high school student dropped out of school to help her mother run the store, hundreds of pounds of half a piece of raw pig to carry up and go, thin body dripping with blood, business is slow, but also personally go to the countryside to kill the pigs to collect pigs.

I see her poor, I have never gone to find the scene – in fact, people kill life kill more will be covered with murderous gas, now I am taller than her a head heavier than dozens of pounds, but more afraid of her than the elementary school era. This time, she asked me to do a very difficult thing, I have no courage to refuse, so I had to go on.

Lu Jun put the plastic bag in his hand on the counter, which contained several fast food containers, and in his other hand he carried a bottle of locally brewed bulk white wine.

“Just as well I haven’t eaten yet – I’ve noticed you’ve been a lot gentler lately.”

“Fart! It’s called the Emperor is not poorly equipped with hungry soldiers.”

“First things first, I changed my mind, I’m not doing that one.”

“Even if you won’t, I was thinking you guys would shrink.”

“These days even Wong Chiu Sang Yam Tat Wah Cheng Ho Nam and all these third grade movie actors are playing good guys, and you’re asking me to rape?” To clarify, the infantry sister rarely begged me once, actually want me to rape a woman. Although I’m not a good person, but also not a wolf, with the improper woman you would like to mooch and eat tofu does not matter, rape is really difficult for me.

“Can I watch Hong Kong third grade movies too?” Sister Pacesetter bristled disdainfully, “In junior high school when you went to block the girls at the entrance of the twelfth middle school and were chased and beaten by the twelfth middle school for more than a dozen blocks, who saved you?”

“…… Big sister, be a man with a conscience, the one who went to block the girls is you, right? I was dragged by you to help.”

“Oh? …… And last year? World Cup you as a banker betting on the outsiders, people won money you can not pay out, was chased with a knife to cut ……”

“I shared half of your money when we made money in the group stage right? It’s called sharing the blessings and the hardships.”

“We’re all in the same boat? You still rely on me to go up and chop when there’s trouble? You’re just a mouthful.” Lu Jun said as he opened his lunch box and asked, “Is your mom here?”

“Out – you still give me food when I talk back? No regrets?”

“Buy it all, and feed it to the dead dogs as white rice.”

When I opened the box of food, it was unsurprisingly all wild rice with shredded pork, braised lion’s head, and so on, and the stack of boxes didn’t add up to as much as a bowl of noodles from Old Yu Xing. I know that she is not being cheap, but is trying to fill the bottomless pit in the hospital.

I took a box of rice and said, “I was just teasing you, we’re all brothers, since you asked me I won’t shrink from it.”

Lu Jun also took the boxed lunch and was already raking it into his mouth, nodding his head and saying, “I knew it.”

As I ate, I asked, “How’s your dad doing?”

“I didn’t go to see it, I was too tired yesterday, I woke up late this morning and almost even missed the morning market.”

“Wine is the poison that pierces the heart, and color is the steel knife that scrapes the bones, ah brother.”

“Yeah, last night my wife and I forked and circled until dawn, so you and your left hand take your time envying.”

Oh, and by the way, Sister Stepper is a lesbian.

[2] Rape of a teenager at Gooseberry Street

“Coming, coming, coming!” The bald guy in charge of the lookout wailed over the phone.

“Keep your voice down, don’t spook me!” I sternly reprimanded this unprofessional behavior. Thanks to my father’s influence, the favors of my uncles and uncles in the martial arts, and the pocket money given by my mom, I have taken in seven or eight boys since junior high school, and among them, Baldhead is the most clever, who has always been responsible for keeping an eye out, but today, he lost his temper and made me lose face in front of my friends.

“Boss you’re so lucky, this bitch has an incredible body.”

“I’ve never seen the world!” I was a bit relieved and happy, my mouth reprimanded: “We are paid to do things, the beautiful and ugly old and young should be treated equally, this is called the equality of all beings.”

“…… Infantry Sister asked you to rape a man and you agreed?”

“Sure, but send you up.”

“But look at the face it’s not too young, this body could be tight out of a bra corset tight pants or something like that oh.”

Sister Infantry blushed, “Baldhead are you trying to change your name to Broken Head?”

“No, don’t want to infantry sister, but ……”

“Block the alleyway! One more word and I’m taking a brick to change your name!”

“……”

After hearing that the target is not young, I am worried again, the infantry sister is a meat stall in the vegetable market, her enemies are most likely either eel sellers or peeling shrimp, in case it is the short and fat Hunan granny who sells stinky tofu, or the black and skinny Guangxi woman who sells durian …… that, that will be how heavy taste ah?

I was so upset that I didn’t even think about what exactly it was that the bald guy hadn’t finished saying.

This alley is actually a fire escape between two stores, less than 20 meters long, not many people come and go, we have been in this ambush for half an hour, know that no one inside. The infantry sister drove the van forward, blocking the entrance to the alley, I pulled down the CS hood, pulled open the door and got out, my heart thumping.

The sound of leather shoes on the green stone floor and a woman turned out.

I gripped the ether-soaked gauze tightly in my right hand and rushed up in two steps.

The policewoman was wearing a summer uniform, a light blue short-sleeved shirt with a dark skirt and a tie on her chest, which was quite rare, as it was rare to see police officers wearing ties in a formal manner. She was in her forties, of medium build, with big eyes, and seemed to be a good-looking woman. I couldn’t see much between the flashes, although I was screaming in my heart to die, but even a fool would know that I was not a passerby, so I stuck her neck with my left hand and pressed the ether cotton cloth into her mouth with my right hand.

Policewoman shrieked, raised her leg is a teasing leg, I saw her is a policewoman to prevent her this move, a mention of the left knee to block her this move, but at the same time she lifted her arm to frame my right hand a bit, I did not pay attention to the ether off. It was too late, I made a snap decision, my right hand also closed on her neck, even the head with the neck to pull down, pulling her body forward – oh this woman chest is not small – left leg to the ground body to follow up, lift the right knee hit her heart, which is soft in the elasticity of the feeling of, not silicone is salt. Not silicone …… is a saline bag.

The policewoman couldn’t make a sound and collapsed like a sack. I dragged her into the van, threw her on the floor, jumped in after her, and rode on top of her while pulling the door closed, and without me having to say a word, Sister Soldier drove off.

I pinned the policewoman’s head to the floor, pressed my ass against the back of her shoulders, pulled out a box cutter and ran it across her face, whispering, “One sound and I’ll cut your face!”

The policewoman nodded that she heard.

I asked Lu Jun in the driver’s seat, “Sister Infantry, what now?”

Lu Jun didn’t return his head, just raised his hand and raised his middle finger.

“Fuck!” I erupted, “You made me kidnap a cop, you made me rape him, and now you’re making hand signals to fuck me? I’ll let you off the hook today, let this cop go and then I’ll lay here and you can fuck me.”

“Pig you, I’ll let you fuck her!”

“Fuck her? She’s a cop!”

“Nonsense! You can either fuck her today and take a few G’s of nude photos and movies, or you can wash your ass and go to jail!”

“…… Oh, no need to say more I understand.”

Now we are riding a tiger hard to get down, if the rape of the policewoman and then take some pictures or something, she most likely not dare to say anything.

I said in a low voice: “This big sister, today to offend, if you do not resist it, I will rule wearing a condom, casually do on the end; if you resist, I do not wear a condom burst your chrysanthemums, not to hide the fact that I whore for many years have had more than a dozen kinds of venereal disease, although the old Chinese medicine said that it has been cured, but I advise you not to take the risk.” These words I pondered for a long time, and really bluffed the policewoman, she nodded with a sobbing face and closed her eyes.

I touched her waist, no handcuffs, from his pants side pockets to pull out the pre-prepared fine twine, her hands tied behind her back, for this day I watched dozens of hours of Japanese rope skills film, a success, the rope wrapped evenly, the knot tied beautifully, and then …… to see her breasts due to her hands tied behind her back and the peaks protruding, only to think of forgetting to take off her clothes. I’m not sure if I’ve forgotten to take off her clothes. I can only go to untie the rope on her hands again and say, “Sorry, sorry, I forgot to take off your clothes.”

The policewoman said, “It’s okay, that’s …… how you do it.”

“That’s true.” I re-tied the knot again, helped her turn halfway over and lay on her side facing the car door, undid her front chest, pulled down her bra, and boy was it good, two big basketball-like boobs, undoubtedly fake, and the skin on the spheres was taut and a little discolored, but it didn’t feel too bad to the touch.

I touched the naked body of the half-naked boobie policewoman a few times, probably too nervous, my penis still did not feel anything, hard to undo her belt.

Probably the front is a red light, the car slowed down to a stop, although the whole car is tea-colored glass, if the angle is right, pedestrians can still see me from the driver’s window, I hurriedly pulled the curtain behind the driver’s seat temporarily added with a sharp pain in my lower body, hit the bitch a knee bump.

This pain in my seven meat, curled up into a shrimp, only to see the policewoman struggled to get up on her knees, knee line rushed to the curtain behind the driver’s seat, it looks like to come to a fish death net break. I know this is a life-and-death situation, bear the pain to get up, grab her calves and pull back hard, just as the car started, we both fell on the floor of the carriage. I pressed on top of her, without a head, a flurry of blows, the policewoman screamed, I threw off a shoe, pulled off the sock and stuffed it into her mouth, she bit me on the back of the hand, I threw the fear of the police out of the sky in the pain, pulling her hair back, and then pushed, the policewoman’s forehead hit the armrests of the seat next to her, and she screamed out and got down. I rode on her back, first look at the wound on the back of the hand, but fortunately there is a sock block, did not see blood, only left a line of teeth marks.

Riding a police officer is difficult, I reached under the skirt of the policewoman, roughly pulled her panties, she was wearing pantyhose underneath, her legs clamped tight, I grabbed a hand on her vulva, socks stuffed mouth came out a muffled cry. I took off her pantyhose, but she was probably too scared to resist, and allowed me to remove the pantyhose and her underwear. Without the pantyhose, this woman’s thighs didn’t look so good, the skin was slack, and there were still lumps of redness and swelling on them from my scratches and wringing, but they felt quite smooth to the touch. I spread her legs apart and knelt between them to unzip her pants.

The policewoman grunted again and said vaguely, “Condom, condom.”

“Just said the condition is that you behave yourself before I take it, did you just fucking behave yourself?” I said this with my mouth, but in my hand I felt out a condom.

My hygiene is the result of my mother’s education, who gave me sex education when I was 12 or 13 and just starting to develop. Other parents, however enlightened they may be, are just looking at a picture. With my mom’s toughness, of course she was not satisfied with talking about sex on paper – don’t get me wrong, at that time we were still in a normal mother-child relationship – she actually called a little brother who had recently had cauliflower, took down his pants and showed them to me, and told me that this was what happens when you have an internal ejaculation without a condom. The scene left a deep psychological shadow on me, with my status as the school bully was actually the tenth or so boy in our class to break his virginity.

Crap, the thought of my mom and the fact that the victim underneath me was my mom’s age actually made me lose my libido.

Lu Jun’s voice was dry as he urged, “What are you gawking at? Hurry up and get on.”

I turned my head and saw that the car had stopped, and she, too, was wearing a hood, kneeling in the front seat and turning toward us, holding up a cell phone and filming.

Looking out the windshield, I saw that the car had pulled into a riverside parking lot with the front end facing the river, so the people outside couldn’t see us.

I shrugged it off, “I can’t go on with you looking at me.”

Lu Jun pulled up the curtain, “It’s so troublesome – you remember to shoot yourself, your broken Android phone can’t be relied on – shoot each pose twice.” In fact, she was also very nervous, and her hands were trembling slightly when she pulled the curtain.

The policewoman was struggling silently again, I clamped the condom and touched her fingers, her fingertips felt the shape of the condom, she seemed to understand what I meant, quieted down a bit, and said vaguely, “Chest, chest pressure hurts.”

Not daring to let go of her hand, I looked at the van and thought about picking her up and dragging her to the end of the van, lifting her upper body with my right hand so that she could rest her head in the middle of the back seat – squeezing her exaggeratedly large tits in the process, and wrapping my left arm around her waist to lift her up by the waist and stomach. The policewoman understood what I was saying, and knelt on the floor with her head and shoulders pressed into the backseat so that she didn’t have to put her full body weight on a pair of watered-down tits as she had done before. However, this position is also good for the would-be rapist, her pair of big tits hanging down to the ground, the visual effect is even more exaggerated.

But I still can’t get a fucking hard-on.

“Why don’t you start?” Someone in the front seat was hyperventilating again, “Do you want me to put on some music?”

“Get out of the car and keep a lookout if you’re so free.”

“I’ll give you fifteen minutes, and if you don’t start car pooling after fifteen minutes you can use this.”

There was a clatter as something landed on the seat to my right, and then the front door slammed and Sister Steppers got out of the car.

Turning a look, at first glance like hanging a lot of bits and pieces of the belt, a closer look at the other are decorative, the key is the front crotch position installed a dildo, if you have seen the female female A film know what this is doing, have not seen the A film to see the “Seven Deadly Sins” also line.

Juvenile Rapist’s Uncertainty

This is any man can not stand the contempt, I leaned over the back of the policewoman to caress that pair of big tits that can not be mastered, feel good, but still clear mind. I thought about the women I’ve slept with and watched porn, but it seemed to have no effect, and I suddenly thought of the scene in the morning when I pulled the lighter out of my mother’s butt pocket.

I closed my eyes and put one hand on the hem of the policewoman’s shirt, rubbing her ass through the hem, imagining that it was my mother, and then I went all the way down, grabbing her ass and slowly kneading it, and sure enough, I felt a surge of hot air coming out of nothing in my belly, and I grabbed her ass more and more vigorously with both hands. I imagined it was similar to my mom’s.

I hit too hard, the policewoman grunted, woke me up from a daydream, do not have to look at also know that the cock gentleman has been fully loaded, I tore open the condom on the set, hands back to the original position, touching the sticky wet, this policewoman was even pinched ass pinch out of the obscenity of the brother’s means of flirting is really catching up with the Kato Hawk ah, but I did not see this phenomenon in other girls, most likely not I am suitable for filming A film, this is a female policewoman was born to commit a crime, suitable for filming A movie, the policewoman was born to be cheap, the policewoman is not suitable for filming A movie. It’s probably not that I’m good at making porn, it’s that this policewoman is naturally cheap.

I just want to insert, remembered the infantry sister’s instructions, took out my cell phone ready to shoot, used the Android phone people know, this damn thing after a period of time will appear intermittent slow reaction, this critical moment camera and can not be adjusted. I was afraid that my cock would go soft, so I poked it in first.

Cock to be quiet and ass more than, policewoman even shrugged back and forth, I raised my hand and gave her ass a slap, the woman body trembled, but let out a comfortable moan, shrugged back and forth more vigorously.

Luckily, my camera came out after a long time, I took a few pictures first, switched to camera mode, held the camera with one hand and spanked her ass with the other. Through the screen of my phone, the color-changing and shrinking images were even more beautiful than the reality, and my cock got even harder.

The policewoman more violently shrugged back and forth, she is a middle-aged woman, waist and abdomen some fat, before by high-waisted pantyhose strangling, now followed by a pair of big tits surging, quite a feeling of the latter wave pushed the former wave, although it is not beautiful, but it makes a person’s desire to rise high.

I finally forgot about my mom and slapped her ass in rhythm with the policewoman underneath me, who suddenly changed her ass to rocking from side to side like a dog wagging its tail and saying, “Hurry, hurry, hurry.”

I understood what she meant and switched the phone to my left hand, freeing my right hand to give her right ass twenty or thirty uninterrupted slaps, suddenly removing the sock from her mouth, “What did you say?”

“Come on, come on, come on, move it, move it, I want …… I want ……”

“What do you want?”

“……”

I was in no hurry and continued to spank her ass at the same pace. This bitch is really cheap, the more I spanked her ass, the more she lusted, and the chemical fiber carpet in the carriage was wet.

Beneath her, her ass rocked to meet me, her voice getting louder, “Hurry! Hurry! Faster! Harder! Harder!”

I shoved the sock back into her mouth, tossed the phone aside, grabbed her ass with both hands and pulled it back, sinking my fingers into the soft flesh, and pushed my waist and belly forward with a hard, “popping” sound, and she let out a muffled, painful yell in her throat.

I first slowly bumped ten or so, and then gradually speed up, rushed to a hundred times when the policewoman suddenly sat back, a pair of big tits violently thrown forward, spit out a long shout in the throat, softly collapsed immobilized. I grabbed her ass again and slammed it a hundred times before delivery.

The condom wrapped in tissue and thrown into a plastic bag tied, wipe his lower body and put up his pants. I cleaned myself up, the policewoman is still planted in the backseat motionless, just heavy gasping, driven by two big tits slightly swaying, I picked up the phone and made up a shot of her muddy pussy and lewd water shiny inner thighs, which turned off the cell phone intends to help her get dressed.

“Wait.”

Lu Jun’s voice suddenly came from behind me, and I jerked my head back to pull open the curtain, revealing a woman who was still holding up her cell phone and snapping pictures.

“When did you get back?”

“After the beginning of the tremor.”

“What have you been shooting, let me see.”

“No.”

“You must have gotten me all in the picture, delete it!”

“Don’t worry I’m not going to post it on the internet.”

“I’ll teach me to be gay if I ever believe you man-child again.”

“You have no responsibility, no righteousness, even if you become a gay, you can’t find a boyfriend, and you’ll be a lonely old gay.”

“Ah, is your circle based on commitment and righteousness as the criteria for membership? Are you the Glass or the Hung Gang?”

The lousy policewoman suddenly spoke up, her tone amazingly calm as she asked, “The mastermind, you’re the pervert who’s stalking Ann, aren’t you?”

“Little Anne? Pervert?” I look at the policewoman and then look at the infantry sister, completely understand, I was punked, Xiao An is the infantry sister’s “wife”, her name is Zhou Anan, a self-proclaimed avant-garde schoolgirl, listen to the tone of the policewoman is naturally her mother.

You’re threatening to rape your mother-in-law just because you’re opposed to picking up a girl?

I looked at Lu Jun speechlessly, there is a kind of unprecedented sadness in my heart: since childhood I always thought I was a hooligan, today I know what is called real hooligan.

Lu Jun’s face skin is far better than mine, face skin slightly red immediately returned to normal, with a low to cartoon villain’s accent, said: “If you make trouble again, you will send your porn to the Internet, I know your family relatives of the circle of friends, I will send the link to all the people.”

The policewoman stopped talking.

Lu Jun said, “Let her go!”

I untied the rope for the policewoman and released her.

As I was getting out of the car, the policewoman swept me off my feet. Huh? Am I overthinking this, or did she give me the signal that she’s a bit of a hooker? If I were to renew my relationship with her, I’d be the old man of the infantrywoman?

I can’t think about it too much, because there are more important things to deal with. After we drove away, I kept on softening my words, “Good sister, good brother, good aunt, good grandma, good grandpa …… you hurry to delete the part of your cell phone that has me on it.”

She tossed me her cell phone, “I wasn’t even filming, I was just posing to scare her.”

The car drove out of the parking lot, I double-checked her cell phone, and sure enough, there was nothing of my wonderful performance, only some pictures of her and Xiao An. I am really stupid, this policewoman obviously looks like Xiao An, but I can’t tell.

Seeing that the car had left the river a couple of intersections and turned a corner, I said loudly, “Pull over, I’m getting out of the car.”

Lu Jun handed back a cigarette, “Calm down, calm down.”

“Quit.”

“Yes, I didn’t tell you the truth, you should be angry with me, I’ll buy you and Baldhead a beer and barbecue to make amends – you have to make up for it too, haha.” This manly woman actually had the nerve to laugh, and she laughed herself into a fit of giggles.

“Make up a watermelon, I want to get off!” The more I thought about it, the more irritated I became.

“It wouldn’t hurt for you to show me if you performed so valiantly.”

“Day!”

“Man up and be so petty, what is it going to take for you to forgive me?”

We were going over a little bridge and I said, “You can just jump off here.”

Lu Jun slammed on the brakes, eliciting an angry honk from the car behind her as she glared at me, “A deal’s a deal.”

Said pull open the car door to get out of the car, shoes do not take off, over the railing and jumped into the river.

Fuck, this hooligan business is so not for me.

Brothers in arms, people have jumped into the river, of course I have to reconcile.

Lu Jun swam ashore, wet, and drove me to pick up bald head, to Zhang Ji stall to eat kebabs. It took me half a day to persuade her to go home and change her clothes.

Her family originally rented in our store next door upstairs, last year, the landlord increased prices before moving away, moved to the city outside the lakeshore road of a valve in the new neighborhood, to say the least, I’m still the first time to come.

When I went upstairs and opened the door, I saw Ann leaning back on the sofa watching TV, wearing only a T-shirt and shorts, her white legs coiled on the sofa, and when she saw me come in, she scrambled to get up and go into her room.

Lu Jun waved his hand and said, “It’s okay, he’s my brother and knows you’re a friend’s wife.”

Lu Jun went to take a shower. I just sat on the couch side by side with Xiao An, watching TV and waiting.

Ann whispered, “You haven’t told her yet?”

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Ann and I had drunken sex last month, and since then she’s gone from being a lesbian to a straight woman – that’s how charismatic I am, or maybe Sister Stepper is simply forcing Liang to be crooked.

“Didn’t get a chance to say it.”

“I’m going to tell her myself if you don’t.”

“Don’t, don’t, better let me talk, give me another day – today is just not the day.”

[4] Moonlight in August Pants

Lu Jun took a shower and changed his clothes, and the three of us went out, picked up Baldou from the newsstand at his house, and ran to Zhang Ji.

Most people have just gotten off work, Zhang Ji cold and quiet, tables and chairs have not been set outside, the boss is nowhere to be found, only a waiter lying on the counter dozing. We moved a table out of our own hands, the waiter woke up in a panic, shouting: “Robbery ah …… Oh, it’s Xiao Qiang brother, so early today?”

We ordered a bunch of beans, peanuts, kebabs and beer, and ate while we blew off steam. Lu Jun, of course, sat with Xiao An, and I sat on the other side of the table with a ghost in my heart, like sitting on pins and needles.

I swear to God that she seduced me. That day I asked Lu Jun to borrow a car, and Lu Jun had something to do at the store, so she let me go to her room to get the key. At that time, there was only one person in her house, Xiao An, and this little bitch opened the door and let me in, and then she made a pass at me. I’m not a strong-willed person, and I hesitantly pried the corner of my brother’s wall. I was thinking of fixing it after I pried it and forgetting about it, but I didn’t realize that I would have trouble pulling myself out of it after I pried it. This little Anne posture is mediocre, thin figure, but in bed has a strange interest: she is a bit masochistic, sex will cry a lot, the first time I want to know scared to retreat, but she was tightly wrapped, which realized that the pain is crying is the expression of her orgasm, just like some people love to drunkenly talk and some people drunkenly love to fight. Every time I made love to her, it was a weird rape-like pleasure.

I reassured myself that there was no need to worry, that Ann wouldn’t betray me – it wouldn’t do her any good to let Lu Jun kill me, and it was unlikely that Sister Infantry would be able to find out the truth with her intelligence.

I heard of a foreigner who summarized the law that if something could go bad, it will.

By the third or fourth bottle, Lu Jun was already red in the face and shifting in her chair when she suddenly pulled out her cell phone and said, “Hey, hey, there’s something good for you to see, want to see?”

Baldy asked, “What’s good? The new wonderful good movie?”

“It’s just the new wonderful good movie, fresh out of the oven, with the leading man sitting right here.”

Man, I knew this bitch was lying to me. The cell phone she showed me was white, and this one is black!

I reached out to grab my cell phone, and the bald guy laughed and held me back.

“Infantry you son of a bitch, how dare you trick me with a switcheroo? How can you call yourself a brother?”

“It’s not my fault you’re a black and white fool.”

“…… You’ve got a good point …… No, your phone was in a sleeve at the time, so who knows what color was inside?!”

The sound of “popping” came from the cell phone, and Ann’s face turned red.

Certainly not springing for the skillful movements of my majestic posture.

I was infuriated, knocked down the bald head, snatched Lu Jun s cell phone, and simply pressed the restored factory settings, and heavily slapped it on the table, half explaining to Xiao An and half fuming at Lu Jun, “You forced me to do this kind of thing and still spread it everywhere …… You are too much! You can’t stand Xiao An?”

Ann jolted to her feet and ran off with her head down.

Lu Jun also sobered up, took out a few bills and threw them on the table and chased them out.

I did some mental math, picked up two bills and dropped them in my pocket, instructed Baldy to check out and left.

A two-block chase at a trot, I couldn’t catch up fast enough because I had to calculate what to do if I caught up.

Before I thought about it, I had already caught up, Lu Jun pulled Xiao An, both of them were in tears. I took a deep breath and said with a smile on my face, “Let’s find a quiet place to talk slowly, it’s ugly to make such a scene on the street.”

Xiao An raised her hand and slapped her face, “You still know it’s ugly?!”

Lu Jun, this idiot actually did not see the problem, actually stood up in front of me: “I forced Xiao Qiang to do this, you want to blame it on me!”

Ann wasn’t shy about giving her a backhand to the face as well.

Is nothing to do, suddenly my cell phone rang, I simply like a weight off my mind wishing that it is best to be urgent, take out the phone to see is the store’s number, after connecting to listen to the mother said: “little son of a bitch you wild to where to go? Immediately give me back!”

It sounded like another debtor had come to the door, so I rushed to the curb to get a cab.

As I have said before, my family operates an underground money bank, that is, it collects Renminbi (RMB) here and then delivers foreign exchange overseas (usually Hong Kong and Macao), with a small amount of commission, and it can also use the money to lend money to loan sharks, but the biggest source of income for my grandma is the swallowing up of accounts payable by clients of corrupt officials after their collapses. After the arrest of corrupt officials in China, many of them can still release their energy, and their first wives and second wives may have their own network of connections and old favors that they can make use of, and then they will come to the door to recover the money.

I got a cab and I sat in the car and called my boys, ordering all of them to get their families and go to my store immediately.

When the car turned around, I saw two girls, Sister Soldier and Xiao An, kissing each other under the streetlight, and the pedestrians were looking at them as if no one was watching.

…… Is this the legendary needle in the bottom of a woman’s heart?

Today’s luck, met the cab driver is a local, without my command smoothly drilled into the alley where my store, I get off the car rushed into the store, Taobao bought electronic door welcome shouting “welcome”, push open the door, everything is normal, there is no mess on the ground, to see that there is no enemy or outsiders, I shouted: “Mom, Mom.”

Mom’s voice came from upstairs, “Come up here, you little son of a bitch!”

I don’t know why, I ran upstairs, still no outsiders, pushed open the door of my mom’s room, saw her lying on the bed watching TV humming.

“Holy shit, you have nothing better to do than go square dancing, what are you scaring me for?”

“What scaring you? Old Mother is really not feeling well! Hmph, unfilial thing!”

“Not feeling well? Your great-aunt my great-aunt is here? But you were just here last week.” We were very close to each other, mother and son. My mother was too busy, and I had been in charge of all the household purchases, including her hygiene products, since I was in elementary school, so I knew exactly what was going on.

Usually when it comes to this kind of topic my mom can always throw out a few more tough words to say to me dumbfounded, today she suddenly red in the face, do not say anything.

“Is it really my aunt’s grandma coming? Don’t worry, it’s just menopause, after dinner I’ll go get you the Meditation Oral Liquid.”

“Bah, the old lady’s sick.”

“What disease is this sneaky? –You didn’t do something wrong to my dad, did you? If you did it, why don’t you be more careful?”

“Ugh! What are you thinking about, you little rascal, your mother has rubella.”

“Isn’t rubella only for children?”

“Your mom didn’t have one when you were a kid and now she’s making up for it, no?”

I remember when I was a child, I had rubella, which is nothing, just itchy all over my body, even five days or seven days of injection will be fine. I remember when my mother was afraid that I would scratch myself and break my face, she tied two socks around my hands when I slept, and afraid that I would wake up in the middle of the night and untie them myself, she used white wine in soda every night to get me drunk. Afterwards, the phase is not broken, just the third grade of elementary school has become addicted to alcohol, not a drink can not eat dinner.

I couldn’t help but gloat as I thought about this old debt, “How’s that, Sister Jade, it tickles, doesn’t it?”

“Don’t mention it, the more you talk about it, the more itchy it gets.”

Although I didn’t have much of a conscience, I still had a little bit of it, so I stopped talking at once, and kindly reminded me, “You seem to have only stockings, and it doesn’t work to tie them around your hands, but I still have clean socks, can I lend you a pair? I have some clean socks, can I lend you a pair?” “Do you want some soda tonight?”

My mom looks at me and smiles as she remembers what happened back then.

I sat down next to her and said, “Why did you have a rash? It’s all because of the stocks. I told you not to buy so many.”

“Bullshit! Who bragged about me being a bit of a gold digger in the spring when it went up continuously?”

Oh …… seems to be the case, I actually do not know anything about the stock, just casually trying to coax her to promise to earn money to buy me a car. I digress and ask, “Where did you get the rubella? Why can’t I see it?” I looked her up and down, and she changed into a pair of loose yoga pants, so I couldn’t see her waist, but my mind was full of the messy accounts with the two lesbians, and I didn’t have any distractions.

“On the body – you’ll see in a moment.”

I clasped my arms in front of my chest in fear, jumped up and took two steps back, “This lady, this lady, what do you want to do? What are you going to do?

“Bah! I have rubella on my back, I can’t rub it myself, help me rub the medicine.” Mom’s face turned red, and she was a little embarrassed. She shoved a tube of medicine into my hand, turned around, and chatted about her T-shirt.

Her figure is certainly not as good as a young girl’s, but there is no obvious flab around the waist, two smooth curves sandwiching the plump back, the skin on the back seems to be even fairer than the neck, along the spine of a line scattered with some red spots, but it is not serious, if you do not look closely, I would think that it is the hot bath stimulation of the flushing.

I dipped my finger in the medicine and applied it carefully.

Presumably the drug had a cooling effect and Mom let out a moan of comfort.

I said, “Comrade Jiang Baiyu, be careful, this kind of sound can easily make people think and go on to commit crimes.”

“Bah, I can make whatever noise I want to make, if you dare to touch my finger to see, I’ll castrate you.”

“First of all, I’ve already touched 80 of your fingers, if not a hundred; secondly, you’ve castrated your own son, do you still want to have grandchildren?”

“Holding a fucking grandson, you usually hook up with hair-dyed and tattooed women, all of them have had several abortions, how can you still give birth to a son? Even if one of them does, will you be able to raise him? You’ll just dump them on me. In the end, I’ll have to raise a son for you after I’ve raised you. ……”

“That’s a bit of a pun on your part.”

Pugnacious as Ms. Chiang Baiyu surprisingly felt that it was wrong and stopped talking.

I didn’t make a sound, and obediently applied the paint from top to bottom, and in a short while I had reached the edge of my pants, and the red spot was still spreading downward. When I saw that my mom didn’t stop, I hesitated for a moment, hooked two fingers on the waist of her elastic pants, and pulled her pants apart.

The overhead fluorescent lights poured down, illuminating two round, full, white, greasy asses.

If it wasn’t for these two moonlike asses, how could they lead to the touching story that follows? I was taught that: the bed fell down, the house collapsed, and a night of serial artillery was fired; the sperm was exhausted, and a few beautiful ladies were pushed!

[V] It’s only right to not pay your debts.

In the last book, I talked about my 24th filial piety, and when I was administering medicine to my mother, I accidentally saw Auntie’s ass.

When I heard my mom screaming, I stared at the milky white hemispheres in the light pink pajama pants, my blood boiling in my belly, but my brain was frosty! My mom, Jiang Baiyu, is a retired leader, a reclusive sister-in-law, with a face of Boddhisatva and a heart of blood splattered in Brahma. If she thinks I’m helping her to enforce the family law, I’m going to be stabbed three times and six times today. So the only way out is to go rogue and file a complaint first!

Sooner or later, this whole series of thoughts flashed through my head like a high speed train, and I shrieked, louder than my mom ever did!

As I screamed, I let go of my hand in a hurry, and Auntie screamed again – I let go of my hand too quickly, and the elastic waist of the pants retracted rapidly and bounced painfully on her buttocks.

We both spoke at the same time, “What are you doing, little Fei?”

“Why don’t you wear underwear, old Fei?”

“I’m trying to make it easier to apply my own medicine later, who told you to unzip my pants?!”

“You didn’t say stop!”

“I didn’t say I wasn’t allowed to practice the Sunflower Treasure Dictionary why don’t I see you doing it?”

“How do you know I’m not practicing?”

“You cheap bastard can’t spare the money to open a room for three days to lead a wild woman to the house, I can’t see or hear.”

“If you can’t see it how do you know it’s not a wild man?”

“Well, I’ve never seen anything like this before, why don’t you bring a man back and let me have a fuck?”

“Come what may, what good does it do me to open your eyes?”

“Old Mother brought you up with a handful of shit and urine, and you want favors for letting you do a little something once in a while? Ungrateful!”

“Ama …… can you call this a small thing?”

When I was at the end of my tether, I heard the electronic sensor door on the downstairs door welcomingly ring out, “Welcome.”

I rushed down the stairs to check, and with a few steps left I could already see the store, only to feel a blackout.

Inside the store stood a tall woman who, by the look on her face, knew that she was not a shopper, but a debtor. The woman did not pretend to dress plainly, holding a domestic crocodile handbag, no jewelry on her neck and hands, not even a watch. But she was followed …… by two big black men.

Two big black men in black suits stood in our small store, and the two of them had a black effect.

These two men were at least one meter nine tall, and from my point of view, it was as if the top of their heads had reached the ceiling. The woman is very tall, and stepped on a pair of high-heeled shoes, looks taller than me, but with these two walk together as if a birdie. And these two niggers are not only tall, but also strong, big waist, the straight suit to support the bulging, from a distance like a basketball player, close up like boxing.

I went out to say hello, “Have a seat, guys – do you speak Chinese?”

Mr. Chen said, “Tell Sister Jade to come out and meet me, my last name is Chen.”

I recognized this woman a long time ago, her name is Chen Qian, a famous retired athlete. Ms. Chen’s best result was only a bronze medal in the National Games, but her pretty face made her more popular than many other Olympic champions of the same period. At her peak, she was a substitute for the national team for a few months, and was known in the local media as a national player and a beautiful national player. Within a few years of her retirement, Ms. Chen made a fortune in business and was promoted to one of the top real estate tycoons in the region, and Chen Guojia was promoted to Mr. Chen, the president and chairman of the board of directors. A while ago, the city just fell a secretary or mayor or something – I almost do not watch TV and say that since the new emperor ascended to the throne of too many arrests who carry clear – this big official has a well-known second wife, that is, this Ms. Chen. Ms. Chen and her upper side of the people are my mother’s customers, has been through my mother’s underground money laundering to Macau, the big official just before the accident there is a sum of money has not yet been delivered, Ms. Jiang Baiyu in order to justice – I know you do not believe it, but our mother and son is so heroic and chivalrous – – and swallowed it. -She swallowed it.

I didn’t realize that the big official still has a lot of friends who didn’t fall down and covered this woman by the way. Chen’s head office is not closed people do not run, but also chased my mom all over the street to ask for money. Today, with two blacks, come raging ah …… My little brother Qiang is not so easy to be bluffed, the beauty of the current is even more courageous! I smiled and said: “Mr. Jiang is not in, what do you have to say I can convey, how do you call? Chen what? The first name of Chen Fala is Chen, and Chen Huilin is also Chen.”

Yes, I know it sucks to strike up a conversation like that, but real men of my generation don’t talk their way into chicks.

Mr. Chen squeezed out an impatient smile and said, “Kid you work here don’t you? I’m here to ask for the bill.”

I don’t know what kind of signal she gave, but two big black men took half a step forward at the same time and surrounded me in a semicircle, blocking the light above my head, and I felt as if the sky had suddenly gone dark.

Che, if we were intimidated to pay back the money, we would have closed down our business a long time ago!

I drummed in my heart and said without fear, “Our family is a money changer, money changer is cash flow, borrowing loans to pay back the accounts counting interest …….”

“Your family? What are you to her?”

“Sister Jade is my ama, or Jia Ci, in traditional Chinese terms; in Japan it’s called Ou Jia San ……”

“Kids get out of the way.” Chen Ermian raised her hand and pushed.

I straightened up in response and fell to the ground with a thud, my mouth screaming like a killing pig, “Hit man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

The good thing about our alley is that there are a lot of idle people, and many of them gathered in front of the door at the sound of their voices. The short owner of the cake store across the street drew his tall, long-haired wife to the forefront: “Let’s talk this over, don’t make a move! Otherwise we are going to call the police ……” Here a black man turned around and looked back at him, the cake store owner’s voice ended abruptly like a chicken being slaughtered by Lu Jun. The two men turned back to the store, hand in hand, and snorted: “Wife, you’re blind, the cat didn’t run out, it’s not properly lying on the oven ……”.

“What are you doing dragging me out of the house when you know the cat is still in the house?”

The black man’s two round, bulging, strange eyes swept the doorway with the effect of two machine guns, and my neighbors and passersby backed away.

Chen Ermian raised her voice: “If Sister Yu doesn’t come out we’ll smash the store.”

Playing dead doesn’t work, so we have to play hardball!

“Smash the store?” I leapt up from the ground, waved both fists, and snapped, “You should first ask who my father is who my godfather is and who my god-grandfather is?!”

I am trying to report the names of a few gangster uncles to scare each other – although the other party is two niggers most likely do not understand – only to hear the wooden stairs on the sound, mom came down. Before she went downstairs, her warm smile came down first: “What’s the point of making a fuss on such a hot day? If you think it’s too dry, Xiao Qiang, go to the refrigerator and get some ice-cream to eat.”

Mr. Chen looked around at the sound and said with a cold smile, “Ma’s sister-in-law, how are you?”

Mom came downstairs, and after a while she had already combed her hair and changed into a Chinese blouse, looking radiant. She said with a smile on her face, “Mr. Chen is here, please come inside and have a seat, in fact, my husband’s surname is You, not Ma.” With that, she took Chen Ermu into the manager’s room and closed the door.

This woman surnamed Chen is not intentionally picking a fight or look down on us, we must know that when my father was young, he was known as “Riverside Road, Brother Ma”, commanding the whole city for three or four years, many people thought he was surnamed Ma. Unfortunately, just like “Infernal Affairs 2” said, “sooner or later, you have to pay back”, that year in the south of the city, there was a “market mouth Chen Haonan”, and my father in order to compete for a few prime stalls in ShuiGuan Park to rip off tourists, and the climax of the big hundreds of people to the riverside armament, blood flowed, and there was also an outbreak of violence, and the police were forced to take the case to the river. At the climax, hundreds of people went to the riverside to arm wrestle, and bloodshed flowed in the river, and human lives were lost. In fact, my father is an old-school hooligan, fighting to pay attention to proportion, fighting before the group especially focus on ideological work and safety education, the whole gang up and down the whole heart, just want to play out the momentum to play out the level of the other side of the bluff, did not want to kill people, are some external injuries. Unfortunately, we encountered a quack doctor who killed a man, and the blood bank made a mistake in blood type when matching blood, and as a result, seven or eight people, including Chen Haonan from the marketplace, were killed. My father and several big brothers who organized the armed fight were all sent to jail. Chen Hao Nan’s men were too busy dividing up his territory to care about him, and he himself was sentenced to death by firing squad. My mom tore her face off and scraped a sum of money from my dad’s subordinates and friends, and she spent all her money to save my dad’s life. After that, she worked alone and did a lot of business, and was always considered the number one person in the city until this year, when she got greedy and dumped all her money into the stock market. If we can’t get rid of Ms. Chen now, we’ll have to sleep in a bridge hole. Look at the situation to sleep in a bridge is not a bad result, Chen is also a tough person, if she let these two black bodyguards on us first rape and then kill or rape but not kill but shoot a small movie how to do? Think of a small movie, I first think of the absurdity of the kidnapping and rape at noon in the Goose Pond Street, thinking that I have to go back to the sister with the infantry to copy the old man’s small movie back to enjoy a little, followed by the thought that this may be the legendary retribution, can not help but look at the nigger, the chrysanthemums a tight.

This is exactly the same as: to lust after a man’s wife and daughter with a smile on your face, how about getting your ass blown off?

You’re blacker than the triads.

The other party’s arm was thicker than my leg, so I didn’t know whether to smile and please them or to face them coldly, so I could only temporarily put on a weird expression with my eyes leveled and the corners of my mouth upturned, somewhere between a smile, a mockery and a stroke. There are not many local blacks, but I heard from my friend who came back from Guangzhou that the blacks there have become a force to be reckoned with, and that dealing with them is different from dealing with their compatriots, as the language barrier makes negotiation and threats ineffective, and they only recognize money and knives. Money we certainly do not have, knife …… forget I still count on Mr. Jiang can bluff away Mr. Chen.

The office is separated from the back of the business hall, double plasterboard embedded in the middle of the window, visible Chen Ernian hands clasped in front of the chest leaning on the sofa, raising his chin bullishly, my mother was full of smiles to explain.

After what felt like an entire day of stalemate, both women suddenly burst into laughter, Mom stood up and walked around the table to shake hands with Chen, and I glanced at the clock on the wall, just five minutes past.

Gypsum board sound insulation effect is not good, mother happy to reveal the jianghu a sister-in-law true color, laughing loudly shake the roof tiles, words are also known to all neighbors: “Tomorrow afternoon you come directly to pick up, if they arrive early I’ll call you – sister my bank opened more than ten years you are still afraid that I run away? “

I looked at my mom with admiration, thinking, “You can really blow us off, we were selling slot machines the year before. She glanced at me inadvertently to remind me to pay attention to my own expression, and I immediately followed suit, switching from a paralyzed killer to a smiling runner.

Just as the guests were saying their goodbyes, the door was rudely backed open and several masked men rushed in, wrapped in the humid air of the storm, with knives in their hands and shouting, “Robbery!”

Mom glared at me fiercely. ——— These masked robbers who rushed in were a few of my little brothers: bald head, Erbao and Xiao Qin.

It’s the store’s primary means of dealing with distressed creditors. Oh, yes, I may have forgotten to mention that my family’s underground bank is occasionally called the Black Shop. Since the change of the new emperor anti-corruption, the city every now and then there are officials arrested and then the first wife, second wife, sons and daughters have money laundering to run away, encountered this kind of water dog customers, my mom will be honest and nonchalant swallowed their ill-gotten gains, put into the stock market, to serve the country.

No matter how powerful they were before, these people are still dogs after stepping down, and even if they have connections and friends who can still come to demand payment, they usually do not dare to make a big deal out of it. Therefore, if the creditors pushed us too hard, my brothers and I would pretend to be robbers and rob the money changers. The dogs did not dare to wait for the police to come and would usually run away together with the robbers. We were able to bluff our way out of a few weak-minded family members of corrupt officials. Mom forgave the debt, and my men and I split ten thousand dollars, and maybe even snatched an Amadeus or something along the way.

The next scene is as familiar to us as it is to us. Erbao holds a sharp axe across his head and shouts, “Robbery! Crouch down with your faces against the wall!” The others waved their swords and followed him. Seeing such a group of fierce and fierce masked bandits, as well as the glittering white knife and axe, the reaction of normal customers would be to run away, and when they encountered those who were slow to react or who were scared out of their wits, the manager, Mr. Jiang Baiyu, who was good at singing in a letter band, would also scream, “Police! to remind them to run away.

In fact, this group of people are all scum of the battlefield, and when they meet a tough guy, they will kick the iron plate, and if the other party is such a big two-headed black bodyguard, they will not only kick the iron plate, but also kick the iron plate with bare feet wearing flip-flops.

Erbao, who was the first to rush in, was the first to recognize the iron plate and stopped calling. At the back, Xiao Qin leaps up and pulls on the shutter door according to the script, raising his hand to make it rattle and making a gesture to pull down the door, but he can’t. The role of the back of the room is usually mine, but this role is actually the most important. The role of the back of the curtain is usually mine, but Xiao Qin is still a bit young. Although this role is far away and his back is to the audience, it is actually the most important, to remind the fat sheep that there is a way to escape, but at any time the door may be closed to beat the dog, the curtain door must not be pulled down but must look like it is going to be pulled down at any time, and the robber’s inner anxiety, uncertainty and struggle are all expressed in the back of the head. When I saw Xiao Qin jumping up and down, I couldn’t wait to kick him out of the way: it was too perfunctory. If you want to move the audience, you have to get into the scene, brother.

The bald man flashed out from behind the two of them, his hands …… shaking a bundle of thin twine? Lean! I knew that this grandson, with a pig’s face and a bright heart, would actually come up with this kind of trick in the hope of appearing more harmless than the others.

The two black bodyguards rolled their eyes and looked at Chen Ermu, then my mom, then Chen Ermu, but not at us.

Chen Ermu, who had been sitting, stood up. Day, this woman is really tall.

Her lofty eyes peered down at us from above her sunglasses – my mother and I included – and whispered a few words in English to her black bodyguards, who could actually say out loud with confidence that those of us who spoke English were infinitely closer to American deaf-mutes.

Chen Guojian’s tone was calm and fierce, and he didn’t need to know English to know that it didn’t mean “let’s give the wallet to the robbers”. A black man strides forward and punches Er Bao. Er Bao dodged and sidestepped the punch, twisted his waist and swung his leg, and kicked his opponent in the crotch. The black man didn’t react, and followed up with his left fist, hitting Er Bao’s heart. I saw Er Bao’s feet leave the ground for a second, and then he fell to the ground with his heart in his hands. I was hesitant to take my mom and run away, when I saw a flash of black shadow, another black man swung his fist at Xiao Qin, poor Xiao Qin was just a fruit seller who was a guest triad member, he stupidly turned his back to the crowd, still grasping the roll-up door and shaking it vigorously, and did not even notice that the bodyguard was throwing punches, and without any reaction, he was smashed by the pomelo-sized fist on the back of his head, and with a muffled grunt, he fell to the ground and did not move.

My mom and I said in unison, “Well played!”

My mom made a model citizen in the “news broadcast”: “You hooligans who do harm to one side also have today!”

I pointed to the nearest black arm thicker than my leg (truly thicker than my thigh), “He punishes you on behalf of justice!”

The bald man threw the rope and turned to flee, the black man who had just knocked down Xiao Qin turned around and blocked the doorway, the bald man braked urgently, kneeled down and raised his hands, “Spare my life, hero!”

Chen Ermu sneered and said to her mother, “Call the police, let’s wait here for the police to come so we can be witnesses.”

My mom was so good at acting, she looked like, “Oh, thanks for reminding me,” and hurriedly picked up the phone to call, and pressed three times – that’s how much attention to detail she paid, she let me set up the phone at the store, and the “119 ” will be connected to Auntie Chu. Aunt Chu is a good sister with my mom from childhood to play, her man is the city’s Urban Management Bureau, this kind of relationship between a layer can not be easily used, as a kind of umbrella for our disposable.

Chen Ermian snatched the phone, took a look at the number on it and said with a sneer, “Eleven digits of the alarm number?”

My mom was so defeated that she had to admit defeat: “Sister, I’m sorry, I’ve trapped all your money in the stock market.”

“Socked away in the stock market? Or did you take it to a placement company?”

My mom and I exchanged a horrified look: day, I’ve met a connoisseur.

Mom smiled calmly, “I’m a matchmaker myself, so how could I close a position for someone else?”

“You do your own leverage, set in the same will be closed.” Chen Ermian sneered, “I’m at least the boss of a listed company, and I still have some common sense about stocks.”

Behind me, I don’t know if it’s a black guy or my stupid little brother pulling the half-pulled down shutter back up. The sun was shining on my mom’s face, and she had great skin. Mom’s skin is really good, although not as tight as that of a young girl in her prime, it is delicate and fair, and you can’t see any blemishes in the strong sunlight. It was strange, how could I have noticed such an irrelevant thing at a time of life and death?

“One more day, one more day the Nationals will enter ……,” Amma swore in her dying breath.

Chen Ermu asked, “Sister Yu, it looks like my money is gone?”

My old lady could only bow her head, “I don’t have any today if you want to mention it, and I’ll make sure it’s paid off in a week, in dollars and euros or Australian dollars and Canadian dollars, whichever you prefer.”

“A week? How about I wait here for you for a year?”

Mom said sincerely, “Sister, it’s no use killing me now – the money is in the stock market, and the stocks are suspended.”

Chen Ermian looked around, her eyes didn t seem to be idea of our group of cow ghosts and snakes, just measuring the house, and said with a cold smile, “Well, it s still clean …… Then well, we will bother this week.”

Huh? You’ll be living at home to collect your debts? We’ve been in the money business for a few years now, and I’m not worried, I’m just happy: Oh yeah! This long-legged girl wants to live with me! That’s what Gu called “good luck”. That’s what they call “good fortune”, isn’t it?

–Wait a minute. Long Legs just said “we” and interrupted? What does “we” mean?

[Seven] That sensational cohabitation

We live just above the pawn store, privately built colorful steel house.

I let the three evil gods walk through the store and into the corridor at the back. The structure of my store is a bit strange, the front half is the store, the center partition, open the door behind the counter, is a one-person wide corridor, both sides of the densely partitioned four rooms, so each room can put down a bed. …… Yes, you guessed it, this is not supposed to be a hair salon. Last year’s Spring Festival knocked off Dongguan, the city also followed the trend of pornography, the boss ran away to sell the house in an emergency, my mom bought it. Originally a total of eight rooms, mom demolished the front of the four to expand the storefront, the back of the four rooms were used as offices, warehouses, bathrooms and guest rooms, my grandparents sometimes come over to play poker late in the night to sleep here – our second floor is the former owner of the private additions to the steep and narrow staircase than the Chinese mountains, grandpa has a problem with his legs, can not climb up.

Pushing open the back door at the end of the corridor, there was a small courtyard of less than ten square meters in front of me, with a steep outdoor staircase standing against the wall on the right hand side, leading to the upstairs addition. My tough grandma also had a gentle side, and this small courtyard was beautifully tidied up by her. The back wall was covered with wood-scented flowers, a few stones were placed in a shady corner under the wall to keep the moss in place, and a neem poked its arm into the wall, and when the warm wind blew through, the purple petals fell down one after another. In the courtyard, there were begonias, peaches, February orchids and summer grasses planted high and low, and among the flowers and grasses, there was a table and a chair, with an alabaster tea set on the table and a pipa leaning on the chair.

Chen Ermu nodded her head in satisfaction, “Sister Yu you can still play the pipa?”

“Can’t play well, blindly playing to pass the eons.”

I testify that A-Ma is not modest. She has been playing the pipa for three days and has learned only one song, “Ambush on Ten Sides,” after two years of lessons with the old lady from the cake store across the street.

I was going to follow the black bodyguards, but when I saw Auntie’s short denim skirt, I was worried that she would be seen naked, so I walked in the third – well, I actually wanted to peek.

The wooden staircase of my house was not only steep but also narrow, and Chen Ermu was blocking my mother, who was wearing a pair of bell-bottomed pants, which was not much to look at. I was depressed, suddenly my feet trembled violently, I first thought it was an earthquake, then realized that it was the two bodyguards who followed me. The two black men together are not afraid of six or seven hundred pounds, the wooden stairs were stepped on creaking and screaming. Chen Ermu nervously asked, “Sister Yu, how much is the weight of this staircase, and can it handle so many people?”

My ama leapt quickly up the last step, opened the door and flashed into the second floor, and for a moment I thought I saw the bottom of her skirt, today’s panties were white cotton sporty, symbolizing an innocent little girl or a good wife.

Upstairs, there were only two bedrooms plus a large kitchen and dining room, which was certainly not enough for so many people. Even though it was hot and I could make do on the floor, I would never sleep in the same room with two black men who, I was told, spent their time in jail in the U.S. mainly for recreational purposes.

Chen Ermian nodded her head in satisfaction, “I can’t imagine that you, Sister Yu, are a famous person in the jungle, but you actually have a good sense of life.”

“Sister Chen is too kind.”

“Okay, I’ll just make do here for a couple days, I’ll give you guys five minutes to pack.”

“What can you pack in five minutes?”

“It’s not like you’re moving away and not coming back, just deal with it for a couple of nights and pay me back and I’ll be on my way.” Chen Ermu raised her eyebrows, “Or maybe you don’t intend to pay back the money at all?”

“We need to grab the toiletries even if we’re only sleeping one night.”

“The hotel has everything.”

“We don’t have the money for a room, and I’m not going to kid you, but my son has been having sex with his girlfriend downstairs in the store while I’m sleeping.”

Chen Ernest tapped her watch impatiently, “Four minutes to go.”

Knowing there was no reasoning, we scrambled to pack up our stuff. I didn’t need anything in the heat, so I grabbed a couple of T-shirts and shorts and stuffed them into a bucket bag and called it a day. I knew that women were troublesome, and dragged a box to my mom’s room to help. I saw the biggest airplane suitcase on the bed, and she was putting clothes in it. When she saw me come in, she said, “I don’t need you here, go to the kitchen, pack some pots and pans, turn off the fire, and bring the casserole dish down with the duck soup I started to stew in the morning, so I can’t let that bitch get away with it. I can’t let that bitch get away with it.”

“Sister Yu this is your fault, we are in the wrong, why should we hurt others?”

“Brother Qiang you are considered to have eaten and seen, don’t shake your head when you meet a woman, you’re not afraid of being humiliated I’m still afraid.” A-ma knelt on the bed with one leg, probing to press the clothes in the box, her rounded buttocks bucking against my face.

I remembered the situation when I was applying the medicine before, my heart moved, I held my mom’s buttocks with both hands, rubbed my face on her exposed waist skin, and said, “Are you jealous, baby? In fact, I and those women are just for show, my heart is only you.”

“Roll! Go serve the soup!”

I was about to go out when my mom took a load of underwear or something out of one of the drawers and put it in the suitcase, and I instinctively glanced at it, and something fell out and landed on the floor.

Heck, it was a vibrator.

Mom had no intention of blushing, picked it up and put it in the box, looked at me and said, “What’s new? -Since I saw the next time you visit the prison remember to tell your deadbeat dad how your mom and I are guarding our bodies like jade.”

I was speechless and held my head in my hands.

After going downstairs, I suddenly thought that only the guest room could sleep downstairs, and I couldn’t help thinking about it. Mom instructed me without ceremony, “Put my suitcase in the guest room, and you go to the warehouse and drag the marching bed to the bunkhouse.”

My mom was a quick worker, quickly arranging clothes and bedding and toiletries, finding an induction cooker from the storage room, and banging away at dinner.

My mom was wearing a tight T-shirt and yoga pants, and I was helping her choose vegetables, and I kept peeking at my mom with both eyes. The more I looked at her, the more I realized that my mom had a great figure: her breasts were as big as melons, and they trembled when she was chopping vegetables, and her waist, though not as slim as that of a young girl’s, still had two hourglass curves that hooked up to her rounded hips.

Mom sliced the cabbage and stretched, her tight T-shirt rippled, she looked at me – I hurriedly looked without looking at my eyes – and suddenly asked, “Xiao Qiang, do you think Chen Ermu is pretty? “

I was so well-trained that I answered automatically without thinking, “Not even close to you, Jiang Baiyu is very beautiful, and Mrs. You is a beautiful woman.”

“Then why is it that she can hook up with big officials, but only the triads chase me?”

“So what if he’s a big official, but he’s still in jail?”

“Don’t triads go to jail? People at least leave their wives a few million dollars in debt, where’s your deadbeat old man? Left a few million dollars in debt for my old lady!”

I don’t need to think about this kind of complaint from my mom, and I automatically responded, “Who let you choose the wrong profession when you were young and ignorant? If you wanted to be a concubine, the line of officials could have gone from Dongguanqiao to Zhongnanhai.”

“Not necessarily, goose egg face like mine is outdated, now it’s popular to have her kind of skinny and tall bony beauty, that kind of small waist, a handful.” Grandma said and reached out her hand to grab at the empty space.

“It’s not like you’re holding someone’s waist at this angle.” I subconsciously looked at my mom’s waist, she changed into a short denim skirt, the texture is relatively hard, there are many slits, the widest one is just in the middle of the back waist, my eyes instinctively follow down, in fact, I can’t see anything in the haze, but I made up my own, not only pasted on the buttocks that I saw just now, and also in the middle of the slit to depict a smudge of black.

I look up on my back, speechless, then sneak out the door to make a phone call.

As a person with nine years of compulsory education, I know that it is wrong to think about my own mom or even to think about my mom, and I also know that it is better to block the water than to block the water, so I hurriedly called my cell phone to call my cell phone partner.

The call went over to Little Anne who was actually sleeping and agreed in a daze, “What time is it deadbeat?”

“Why did you go to bed so early? Did you just have a 300 round battle with that dead bitch of an infantryman?”

“Bullshit, your sister I’m in class.”

“…… Why is there a class when it’s almost dark?”

“You never went to high school you don’t know how busy high school is – something wrong?”

“I missed you.” I said in an ambiguous tone.

Little Anne was smart as ice, and immediately understood what I meant, and said with a grunt, “No time for that, I’m going to sleep.”

“The jungle is a good place to be.”

“Last time I missed you you didn’t come out, and you miss me and I have to come along for the ride? Save yourself with your hands.”

“Xiao An you have changed, I know Xiao An is not like this, back in the days of Xiao An gentle and elegant, especially for the sake of others, and now you look at yourself, open mouth and close your mouth to call yourself an old lady ……”

The phone hung up.

As I was despondent, my mom shouted from the store, “You’ve done your job by choosing a few onions, brat? Come in and set the table!”

Mom cooked three dishes, fried cabbage and mixed dried silk is mom’s, slippery eel section for my carnivore. The office was converted from a gun room to a cramped room, so we simply set up on the counter.

Mom was sitting on a chair inside the counter, and there were two single sofas on one side of the store where there were shelves for photos and two sofas on the other side of the store, so I dragged a sofa and sat outside the counter.

The couch was short and the counter was high, so it was a little awkward to eat, so I said, “Why don’t we go out in the backyard and eat.”

“Feels like bothering to get eye to eye with those two old blacks.”

“That being said, it would be bad if they saw a good time and offered to pay off their gambling debts.”

“What’s so bad? My old lady is begging for it, and it’s just fine with me if I let you pay for it.”

I daisy-chinned and ducked my head to pick up my food.

Fortunately, my rogue mother did not continue to the topic of the next three ways, turn to think of the inevitable bankruptcy, and I discuss – in fact, she talked to herself – how to cut meat and chopping positions from the stock market to withdraw money out of the bankruptcy, the meat pain constantly chanting, a moment to say Li Keqiang useless, a moment to say I’m useless! I’m not going to be able to do that, but I’m not going to be able to do that,” she said.

My mouth was unyielding, “I’m going up there now to fight them one on one ah well?”

Suddenly there was a continuous rocking of bed legs upstairs and the grunt of a male voice in a foreign tongue.

Ama s eyes lit up, the dark pupil burned with the soul of light and gossip, “Two men …… are humming?”

“Two black bodyguards, huh – not bad for an athlete with a good body and an appetite.”

I took the opportunity to fire back, “What’s that look on your face, if you want to visit, just visit from up there and see if the black man’s cock is really as long as it is in the porno?”

“I told you I’m clean – Dr. Yang at the Third Hospital told me that dozens of AIDS cases have been found in our city in the last year, all from the devils.”

“Though you speak with deep conviction, it’s not very convincing when paired with the way you’re listening with your sideways ear.”

My mom didn’t care if she could convince me or not and asked, “Guess what position the three of them were in? Is it that double-barreled move?”

I sweat profusely, “Probably.”

“Even if that second wife is slutty, she looks like a Chinese B. How can she survive a two-pronged attack by a black man? And I only hear men’s voices here, I don’t hear women’s voices, I think it’s mostly a back-and-forth attack.”

“Shit, whatever move they’re about to put the roof through the sun ……”

We both looked up at the ceiling together, and the whole ceiling was shaking, just like an earthquake …… Huh?

“Run! It’s a real earthquake!”

Our whole house shook gently, and I hurriedly grabbed my mom and fled to the alley. The section in front of my house was mainly stores and few people lived there. My mom looked at the house worriedly, and I looked at the cake store across the street, and I saw the long-haired owner of the shop running out wearing only a tank top and pajama pants, but I couldn’t see her clearly because she was holding a cat in her arms.

Grandma suddenly asked, “Guess what cup size she is?”

Thanks to my training, I replied flatly, “What time is it that you still have the heart to eat other people’s tofu?”

Grandma was stunned and suddenly came to twist my ear, “I told you about that Chen, but you peeped at the boss’s wife across the street?!”

The wind was blowing behind my head, my mom raised her hand to twist my ear, but I didn’t look back, I sank my waist and fell off my horse, dodging away, explaining calmly, “I’m just looking at our house.”

“Which side of our house is the dead kid?”

“Awww, panicked and misread.”

All I heard was a clunk, and I don’t know who’s air conditioner fell to the ground.

The two in-laws from the cake store, who also lived in the store, trotted past us, and the owner enthusiastically turned his head to look at A-Ma and said, “Sister Yu, take shelter on the street, it’s not very safe here!”

Old turtle, where are you looking at? His wife is wearing a round neckline and my wife is wearing a V-neckline, I’m losing money.

We ran after them to a more open area at the mouth of the alley, still no sign of the two black giants.

Mom exclaimed, “Those three upstairs were so into it that they forgot about themselves and didn’t even know to run out during the earthquake.”

I said, “I guess I can’t feel earthquakes in motion – it’s a pity that the magnitude of this earthquake is so small that it would have collapsed the house and buried them, and we wouldn’t have to pay back the money.”

“Idiot, is our house worth half a million dollars?”

As we were talking, three passionate men and women came out, the two black men were naked with sweatpants underneath, their muscles gnarled and in a state of disarray; the woman had a white tank top and yoga pants underneath, and was in high spirits.

She’s got a nice ass. That deadbeat secretary of ours is a real piece of work. Oh, and you two black brothers, you’re in for a real treat too.

Standing in the street until midnight, and rain, the crowd can not stay up have gone back to sleep.

I to the marching bed a lie, said: “just right, mom, you have rubella can not sleep, remember to call me a sound earthquake.” I passed out without waiting for her to say yes, and after a short while I suddenly had a sharp pain in my ear, and I jumped up: “Earthquake! It’s another earthquake!”

Look at the walls furniture windows, they are all stable.

Then I looked at my mom, who had just pulled my ear, and she was standing there with her hair wet, and she said, “You’re unfilial, you can’t sleep or eat when I’m itching, and then you go to sleep on your own?”

I rubbed my eyes, “I didn’t sleep, I was lying here waiting for you – why are you wearing my t-shirt?”

My mom was wearing a black T-shirt with a huge Decepticon logo on her chest, which I bought when I watched the third or fourth episode of Transformers. The bottom did not wear pajama pants, exposed two white legs, the T-shirt on her body until the middle of the thighs, with the nightgown is almost the same, and so wear as if the bottom of no panties, too erotic a little.

“I was in such a hurry when I moved down here that I can’t find the top of my pajamas tucked away somewhere – they’re still paid for by my mom, is it okay to wear them?”

“Of course, of course, it’s yours.” I smiled bashfully and sat down in the couch.

“Rare as hell.”

“It’s not unusual, when I’m rich take you to Paris, go to Milan, go to New York …… box by box to buy ……” I believe in the words and quietly close my eyes.

Just as he was about to sink into the infinite darkness of sleep, there was a sharp pain in his ear.

“You’re counting that as abuse.”

“Look at my face.” Mom’s voice took on a sobbing tone.

“What’s the matter – are you seeing headlines or crow’s feet?”

I climbed up and got close to her to take a closer look – I didn’t read but I played a lot of video games when I was a kid and had 200 degrees of nearsightedness – there were a few thin bloodstains on my mom’s bare face, and the skin near the bloodstains was a little red, I don’t know whether it was because of the scratching, or the symptoms of rubella. I don’t know whether it’s from scratching or rubella.

“You scratched yourself? But there’s nothing on your face.”

“There’s very little on the surface, but it also feels so itchy – it won’t scar, will it?”

I went out and got two clean socks and said, “Don’t save face, take these, I haven’t worn them, they’re really fresh.”

“It didn’t work, I got a pair of cotton socks out and put them on before I went to bed, but they unraveled themselves again.”

“You’re not nearly as determined as I am.”

“Bah, heartless brat, you think you were done with just a pair of socks when you had rubella as a kid?”

“Oh yes, you also gave me to pour white wine to – now our family also do not have white wine ah …… say there is also useless.”

We usually do not drink much, but I know that my mother actually drink extremely well, once to participate in the city’s leading big brother’s birthday party, I witnessed her and a hostile hall of the strong man to fight wine, even dry seven cups, drink that 300 kg of big fat man at the beginning of the wild vomit a mess, my mother just face red, but also ride an electric car to take me home.

My mom sat down at her desk and opened the QQ game: “Big deal, I’ll play Fight the Landlord for seven days and seven nights.”

“Mom you’re not the way to do it – I do have an idea.”

I nudged at the corner of the desk where the bundle of thin twine we’d brought in earlier when we’d pretended to be the robber baldy was thrown.