1. Precautions
Don’t thrust your penis against a goose! That will kill it because its internal tissues are very fragile and can rupture if you don’t take a little care.
2. Acquisition of geese
Geese are cheap and available everywhere in the market. You should buy the big, aggressive types. Goose sex is also known as “vent sex”. Grab the base of the tail and squeeze it, and you can see the male’s penis pop out or see the female’s egg-laying exit exposed.
3. Habits of geese
First, let the goose familiarize itself with you. The goose likes to be dominant, so let it dominate you. This doesn’t mean letting it turn on you and hiss loudly at you. Rather, it’s about getting it to trust you as its friend so you can make a move on it.
Some other important characteristics are: geese must be able to ride something and be able to use their beaks to bite something, will only produce sexual impulses, as long as they can use their feet to dig and use their beaks to bite something, they do not care what they ride. In addition, if the tail can not bend down, the goose can not reach orgasm.
4. How to act
You or will enjoy using two geese. A goose will ride on something when it is impulsive. I have had a goose ride on another goose or even a chicken. As long as he can ride and nip at the neck of his partner, he is able to have an orgasm. If you have two geese you can have them take turns swapping to ride.
Let me start by saying something that men often ask: “How did you get it in?” Well, the answer is you can’t do that! Because you’re going to damage the internal tissues, and if the tissues break, it’s going to die within 24 hours. What you’re trying to get is a non-coital pleasure, which means more than anything else that you need to masturbate yourself when you’re pleasuring your goose.
5. First step
Lie down on a long towel and use some discarded or old blankets to line the area where intercourse is to take place – geese will have an endless supply of feces if they excrete them.
It is best to do all this in a bathroom that is quiet and well lit. Geese will not have intercourse in a dark place and are easily disturbed by outside noise. Lie down naked and be with them so they can get familiar with you. Next, gently grab the goose or chicken that will be being ridden and if you make it obvious, your goose will realize what is going on and will quickly come and try to ride this goose or chicken.
6. Step 2
Have the goose climb up and ride it well, and once the goose bites its companion’s neck and makes a tugging motion to make sure it gets it, intercourse begins. At this point, you need to quickly go under its tail and put your beak on its cock. Don’t try to disturb it; if it jumps away and sits down aside, that’s proof that it’s frightened and the intercourse won’t continue for a while.
7. Step 3
The goose will quickly drop it’s tail and will hopefully push it’s penis into your mouth. –Careful–When the goose climaxes, the penis shoots a fair amount of semen, and in my experience, the first time I let his penis move out of the way, the semen shot up my nose, and the second time it shot up my throat and made me choke through it. (Of course, I loved the choking sensation!)
In the best case scenario, he will shoot on the side of your mouth and cheek, but this can be quite difficult, as the goose will then twist his tail around, and you will have to stay close to his penis as you don’t know when he will jump away. Don’t get so excited that you stick your tongue into the base of his tail, he won’t come if you get his tail too high.
Sometimes his tail hangs down but doesn’t ejaculate, at which point you need to squeeze the base of his tail to help him ejaculate. Of course there’s a good chance you won’t be able to get its semen that way either.
If all goes well, it will shoot its semen in your face with a quick and gentle thud, and its semen is salty and tasty. When a goose climaxes, it closes its wings, shakes all over and gives several long honks, most geese toss their heads a bit and only a few will continue to nip at the neck of their companion. If it falls during orgasm, it will climb back up and continue!
8. Other
The goose recovers incredibly fast. Able to continue sexually arousal again within two minutes of orgasm. At one time I had a goose come five times. Remember to keep your beak over its tail the entire time and when they ejaculate, the semen will squirt out in either direction. The ejaculation starts with it’s penis popping out until it is fully extended.