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There are a few things you need to prepare before having sex with a sow.
First of all, you have to protect your knees, the sow’s hips are about 1 to 1.5 feet off the ground, and I don’t think it’s likely that you’ll be able to pick her up and swing her up on a platform to have sex as easily as you can with a woman. You need to be on your knees, in doggy style, on top of her.
Secondly, you need some lubricant. You don’t have to use a lot of lubricant because the sow will produce her fluids very quickly. The lubricant should be water-soluble rather than oil-based to avoid damage to the sow’s vagina.
Also, in order to make the sow think she is being ridden by a boar (which can be very arousing), you will need some of the following items: a tape of a boar’s squealing voice, which you can play to make the sow sexually aroused; and a boar-scented spray, which is commonplace on hog farms.
Spray some boar on you and spend some time next to the sow to get her used to you.
Play the audio tape and you can observe the sow start to produce a reaction. Now you can apply some lubricant to your penis and her pussy and prepare for penetration.
Here’s a secret: when you put your hand on its back (like a boar’s front hooves when you ride it), its instincts will make it stand still and allow you to ride it gently. Give it time to produce its own lust and then ease into it, as the human penis is much thicker than that of a boar.
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It is with great interest that I introduce you to this pleasure. I have carefully studied the behavior of boars during sexual intercourse, and when I was a boy I was always surrounded by copulating hogs; unfortunately, I now live in the city and am unable to own such an animal, but I believe that I have the power to instruct you in the high degree of excitement and pleasure to be derived from it.
The first thing you need to understand is that a domesticated boar is there for the sow 24/7 and not for you. It can become very aggressive and hurt you. You should look for a smaller boar, no more than 250 pounds, preferably from a piglet, and hand-raise it to become your pet. Pigs are much smarter than dogs and can be easily trained through food orientation.
Second, you get to enjoy the contact between the boar’s penis and your cervix. The boar’s penis is constructed to enter the cervix, and when he has sex, his curved penis head goes deep into the vagina to find the cervix. The head of his penis is so tiny that it will enter your cervix without you even realizing it. Once it has found your cervix, it uses the curved hooks on the head to lock the penis to your cervix, and then the pace of intercourse slows down.
Thirdly, you will enjoy a large amount of its thick semen. As soon as he locks onto your cervix, he begins to ejaculate heavily. Some boars can ejaculate about one to two teacups of semen. First, there is some light, slightly thick semen, followed by a steady stream of large quantities of thick, creamy semen, and finally, a jelly-like semen shot into your uterus.
A boar’s ejaculation lasts 15 to 20 minutes, and throughout this time, the head of his penis is inside your cervix, curling and massaging your cervix with each spurt of semen. Because the boar’s penis is so thin, the head of the penis in your cervix is the main part of intercourse. Your uterus will slowly fill with its thick semen, and you need to be mentally prepared for it to take a few days before you can drain this semen from your body. The boar’s penis will slip out of your vagina without you realizing it.
I would suggest that you should keep this boar of yours in a clean condition, pigs are actually very fond of cleanliness if conditions permit.