Previous: How to have sex with a bitch
1. Preparatory knowledge
Bitches usually go into their first heat at 9 to 15 months of age, which is not a good time to be intimate with her, as she is too confused by her maturing changes to think about anything else. If all is going as it should, I strongly recommend that you wait patiently until her next heat.
2. Finding the right bitch for you
On average, the pussy of a medium-sized German Shepherd Dog is large enough to accommodate an adult man’s penis, although there are some special reasons for this, which I’ll point out later that may cause discomfort or danger. Other large dogs, such as Saint Bernards, Great Danes, and Newfoundlands, have no problem with humans.
3. Prior preparations
Before having sex with your dog, you need to go to your local drugstore and buy the following: a. Lubricant: easily available in adult stores, do not use oil-based lubricant, use some water-based lubricant, and if you can get surgical lubricant from the hospital, even better. b. Lubricant: easily available in adult stores, do not use oil-based lubricant, use some water-based lubricant, and if you can get surgical lubricant from the hospital, even better.
b. Latex gloves: If you are going to make out with a wild dog or a dog that doesn’t belong to you, it’s best to use them to prevent the bitch from passing her own viruses back to you.
c. Condoms: If you are not sure if your bitch is clean (e.g. another man may have sex with her, or a stray dog), you should use a condom to protect yourself. Although the AIDS virus does not infect dogs, it can theoretically live in the dog’s vagina for a long period of time, so if you touch the dog during this time, or even have sex with the dog after a person with AIDS has had sex with it, you are still at risk of infecting it. In addition, if it has fungal infections, it can pass them on to you.
d. Surgical soap: If you are sure that your bitch is healthy and you want to make love to her as much as you want, you are advised to clean her thoroughly first. A bitch’s vagina is a very sensitive area, especially during her estrus, and is very susceptible to sensation.
e. Nail clippers: Nails can carry germs or injure a bitch’s delicate vagina, so you should trim and flatten your nails beforehand.
f. Finally, buy some dog treats like milk bones so as not to arouse the suspicion of store employees.
4. Sexual intercourse
Once you’re ready, you can start your move. I don’t advocate having sex with a bitch that is out of heat, especially if she’s not owned by you, otherwise you’re likely to get bitten and scratched. Therefore, a bitch in heat is your best choice, but it is not enough to judge by the dampness of her pussy and her special smell, you should also check her excrement, which should be slightly peachy and creamy white, this is the best time to have sex with her, it occurs in the middle of the whole heat cycle and lasts for about 7 to 9 days.
If the feces are reddish-black, he may have just entered or passed through estrus. You can give it a try, but definitely don’t force it. At first it may show no interest in jumping around in front of you and teasing you, but if it shows hostility you should stop immediately.
A bitch will show her welcome to you by using some body language: putting her tail completely up exposing her entire pussy; sitting down in front of you and rubbing her buttocks against your vulva; being extremely playful and excited, etc.
Once you’re in the zone with each other, you might consider some foreplay: playing with her pussy with your fingers will give you hours of pleasure. The nucleus of a bitch’s pussy is about 3 4 to 1 inch inside the vagina (for large dogs). The nub has a distinct bulge that is easy to feel, and rubbing the nub will cause her to start shrugging and enjoying every move you make towards her.
If it’s your own dog, or if you’re sure it’s healthy, you might want to get a taste of its pussy; most bitches in heat have a bitter-sweet flavor, and I highly recommend you taste it.
When all the frolicking is over, it’s time to insert your penis. Bitches’ vaginas are all futilely upward, and you need to insert it at a 75- to 70-degree angle. The average body temperature of a dog is 101 to 102 degrees Fahrenheit (38.3 to 38.9 degrees Celsius), so you’re expecting to enter a wet, hot pussy. What to do next? I don’t think I need to tell you!
5. Bitches out of heat or with ovaries removed
If you have a female dog of your own, you may want to have sex with her even during her off-heat period. This is when you should have plenty of lubricant and be extra careful. If you force her to have sex with you then you may cause her some damage that will be difficult to explain to a veterinarian in the future.
Most bitches that have had their ovaries removed are very difficult to have sex with. Because of the removal of the reproductive organs, they are not in heat and show considerable indifference to sex. You can try to tease such bitches with your fingers or mouth first, but think twice about having sex with them unless you have a lot of experience.
6. Anal sex
Bitches that are good for vaginal sex are equally good for anal sex. Some bitches will enjoy anal sex, some bitches will tolerate it, and of course others will object. Most bitches don’t adjust to anal penetration right away, but if you want to continue, you should randomize the situation. If the bitch reacts with intense pain and anger, then you should stop immediately; she does not enjoy anal sex.
You should start by touching the area of its anal portion to allow it to gradually get used to it. And don’t rush to insert anything into its anus, be patient and wait to know that it is completely relaxed and allows you to touch the base of its tail. Wear gloves when you touch around the perimeter of its tail. Many intestinal parasites and bacteria may cause you to develop various diseases, and definitely do not touch his anus with your mouth, I don’t think I need to tell you that.
Once your bitch has adjusted to your movements near her anus, you can lubricate one of your gloved fingers and try to insert it. Repeatedly insert and pull your finger in and out only until your bitch seems to be able to get used to it. Again, as soon as your dog acts sore or angry, stop and don’t try again. You can slowly increase the number of fingers you insert, and if your dog is comfortable with the insertion of a finger as thick or thin as your penis, then you are ready to try anal sex with your dog.
Remember.
1. Not every dog likes anal sex. Most don’t;
2. Wear gloves regularly and never touch the dog’s anal area with the mouth;
3. If your dog feels pain or discomfort stop immediately;
4. If parasites are found in your dog’s feces, take them to your veterinarian for testing.
Next:How to have sex with a male dog
1. Anal sex with a dog.
Most male dogs love to ride you and fuck you silly, but adopting this position of being ridden by a male dog carries certain dangers.
First, I would like to discuss the male dog reproductive system from an anatomical point of view.The penis of a male dog is different compared to that of a human in terms of its appearance, texture and sensitivity. The head of the male dog’s penis has a slight obtuse angular shape and tapers from about the first 2 5 points when fully erect. Exposed at the root outside the penile sheath is a bulbous protuberance, and this bulbous protuberance allows the male dog’s penis to be firmly seated in the female dog’s vagina during copulation.
An average German Shepherd has a bulbous penis that is about 3 to 3.5 inches wide. When you have sex with a male dog, you need to pay attention to the bulbous bulge of his penis as well as a piece of the bone in his penis, otherwise the male dog’s extremely fast thrusts when he is extremely aroused will sting you and make you restless for the next few days.
If you let a dog ride and fuck you, then your pussies would definitely get stuck together – the bulbous protrusions of his penis would expand rapidly in your vagina, leaving his cock stuck in your vagina and unable to be pulled out – until 15-30 minutes later when it would slowly subside! .. You should relax your anus beforehand by the insertion of some object such as a simulated penis until your anus is comfortable with the insertion of an object about 3 inches in diameter before engaging in anal sex with your dog.
In order to get a male dog to ride you, you should start by grabbing the sheath area of his penis at the testicles and gently rubbing it, at which point the dog will start to twitch and some males will want to ride you at the same time. Remember, if this is the first time he has done this to you then he should be guided appropriately. If the dog is not trying to climb on your back, you can get down on the ground and pull him over you. If he doesn’t want to climb on your back, then try this position by lying on your back with your legs open and stretched out on a bed or chair so that he can lie on his belly on your body.
After you get it to mount you, you can then try to guide its penis into you. Remember, if it thrusts crookedly then the bone in its penis may zap you. Once the male dog’s penis is inside you, you can let go and let it fuck you. If it is stuck with you then you will not be able to separate until its penis is soft. If you have to force its penis out at that point, then prepare how you will explain your injuries to the doctors in the emergency room.
After getting stuck together, the male dog may try to turn around out of instinct, causing some bumping between you and him. If he gets spooked or tries to pull out his penis, you can grab one of his legs and keep him close to you without being able to pull out. If you are a raw player and run into an unexpected event while stuck with a male dog’s sex organ, keep this good idea in mind to prevent yourself from getting hurt.
What you need to do is to wait quietly for 15-30 minutes until the penis softens and pulls out of you. Don’t lick his penis with your tongue or touch it with your bare hands, as this won’t have any effect on him at this point and could make you sick due to some of the germs on his penis.
Some dogs like to ride and fuck you, others don’t. Some dogs will have their sex organs stuck with you, some won’t. Some dogs will turn around after their sex organs get stuck, some won’t. My point in all this crap is that everything will vary from person to person and from dog to dog.
2. Anal sex with dogs.
For this section, please refer to the same section of the previous article: “How to have sex with a bitch”.
3. Vaginal intercourse
For vaginal intercourse, refer to Section 1 on anal intercourse.
4. Oral sex with dogs.
Many dogs are naturally inclined to lick things, and they will lick at any object until their tongue hurts. But some dogs will never lick anything in their lives. Again, I’m rambling: everything is different from dog to dog. If your dog doesn’t like to lick you, the best thing to do is to give him something he’s interested in, such as gravy, peanut butter, butter, etc. He’ll love the flavor. Don’t use products with chocolate content, which can cause poisoning in dogs. It has been proven that both men and women get considerable pleasure from the oral sex that dogs perform on them.
5. Oral sex with dogs.
A dog’s penis is quite sensitive, so be careful when touching it. A dog’s penis is usually dry and you need to lubricate it with something, saliva is a good choice. When lubricating it, you can use your hands but avoid not getting it dirty, and of course it’s great fun to do it with your tongue.
Stimulate your dog’s erection in the same way as above: grab the sheath near his testicles and rub it quickly. You can feel the bulge under the sheath becoming more and more pronounced, and you need to help pull the sheath down before the erection fills the opening, otherwise the dog will feel uncomfortable until the erection subsides. While thrusting, you can take the dog’s penis into your mouth and rub the back of its bulbous protuberance at the same time. When taking the dog’s penis into your mouth, be careful to avoid scraping it with your teeth, as the dog’s penis is quite sensitive.
Most dogs will stand and pant while enjoying you licking and sucking and rubbing his penis. A dog’s erection lasts an average of 5 to 15 minutes.
A dog’s semen is quite tasty and usually has a bitter-sweet flavor. The process of ejaculation usually begins when his penis is semi-rigidly protruding from the foreskin and ends when it retracts back toward the foreskin. Please see the accompanying statistical table.
6. Oral sex on castrated male dogs.
Most castrated males have no interest in intercourse. Others are able to have a semi-erection for a short time and ejaculate some prostate fluid. If you want to masturbate a castrated male dog then be careful to stop when he seems uncomfortable and don’t expect him to behave like a normal male dog, after all he is castrated.
7. Docking.
Docking is the insertion of your penis into the dog’s penile sheath or snout. A dog’s tolerance for this behavior varies from dog to dog. Personally, I am very opposed to this behavior as it is quite dangerous and difficult to justify to a hospital doctor if something goes wrong.
If you want to insert your penis into its penile sheath, you should let a well-lubricated finger go in first to test the waters. If it doesn’t mind, try inserting a few more fingers at a time until the thickness is similar to yours, and if at that point it still doesn’t mind, then it’s time to try inserting your penis. Be careful to make sure you keep it well lubricated. Because some dead skin cells or bacteria in the sheath may cause your urinary tract to feel leaky, it’s best to clean its penile sheath with some enema or water-filled instrument beforehand.
Appendix: Reference Information
1. Composition of dog semen
Volume: about 7.10, 97% water.
Elements: Ash, Protein, Fat, Potassium, Sodium, Calcium, Magnesium, Phosphorus, Iron, Chloride, Sulfur, Amino Acids, Egg White, Pantothenic Acid, Niacin, Ascorbic Acid (Vitamin C), and Fructose.
The prostate fluid secreted in the vagina of a bitch is highly alkaline. Usually large dogs produce more semen than small dogs.
2. Size of the dog’s penis
Species Available Length (inches) Diameter (inches)
Cocker Spaniel ┅┅┅┅┅2.0~3… 0.5~1 Greyhound ┅┅┅┅┅┅┅2.5~3┅┅┅┅0.5~1 Bulldog ┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅2.5~5┅┅┅┅┅1 Dalmatian┅┅┅┅3~4.5… ……1Collie（Collie）┅┅┅┅┅┅┅4～5┅┅┅┅┅┅┅1Labrador（Labrador）┅┅┅┅┅4～6┅┅┅┅┅┅1Irish Setter（Irish Setter）┅┅┅┅4～6┅┅┅┅┅┅┅1German Shepherd（German Shepherd）┅┅┅┅4～6┅┅┅┅┅┅┅1German Shepherd（German Shepherd）┅┅┅┅┅┅┅4～5～7┅┅┅┅ Great Dane ┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅5~7┅┅┅┅┅1.5Saint Bernard┅┅┅┅┅┅7~9┅┅┅┅┅1.5~1.75Mastiff┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅┅7.5┅┅┅┅┅1.5~1.75