This article instructs ladies how to have intercourse with canines, but only teaches you how to do it, not sure it applies to every lady.
I consider myself an expert in this field and I have over twenty years of experience. In that time I have made love to hundreds of dogs and found many exciting and satisfying ways to do it. I have also spoken to many women and men about the pleasures of having sex with dogs.
I hope that this guidebook will help you enjoy having sex more.
The manual is divided into three main sections, oral sex, cunnilingus and anal sex.
Oralsex
oral sex
Uh-huh! Okay. I won’t talk too fast! I won’t talk too fast. Oral sex is a two-way street, and with oral sex, most male dogs will give you more orgasmic periods than a man will ever give you, and a male dog’s tongue is longer can reach areas a man can’t. A dog’s tongue has thousands of tiny taste buds, and when he licks your clitoris, you’ll feel pleasure like you’ve never felt before. How many of you have ever had a man give you such pleasure? Not too many, I bet.
Dogs are just fine, and if you’re not letting your tongue stick from the head of your slit to the end of your slit, you’re really missing out on something awesome.
In case you want to try it, there are many good positions. If you want to be licked on your clitoris and vagina, there is one position that is great. I suggest sitting on the edge of the bed with the backs of your calves and legs flat against the side of the bed, then lying flat with your feet up and resting on the edge of the bed, this will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina to its tongue. To prevent it from climbing on you, the ideal way is to have it lie on a chair cushion or cuddle on the floor, all you have to do at that point is to raise your leg slightly and it will come close to your pussy and buttocks.
In the end if you want it to be completely close to you, you only have to stand on all four feet like it. Knowing that maintaining that position is nearly impossible and uncomfortable, I have found a way to get comfortable and enjoy the thrill of sex at the same time. You get on your knees next to the bed and lie down, top down, facing the bed, with your knees on the floor, and spread your legs as wide as you can so that it’s completely close to you. Remember: don’t use this method if you don’t want it to climb on top of you.
Now that we’ve talked about what your dog’s tongue can do for you, let’s talk about what you can do for your dog. I know there are very few of you who would want to put your dog’s penis in your mouth, and I understand that there is a lot of controversy over why you would want to do that when it’s hairy and dirty? Since I’ve asked many doctors and veterinarians and they say that a dog’s penis is three times cleaner than a human’s, and that a dog spends quite a bit of time cleaning it every day, how many men do you know who do that? If you still can’t get over it, that’s ok, there are quite a few women who won’t do it for a man.
If you are about to try it now, let me tell you that you will enjoy what you do. While there is no physical pleasure in sucking a cock, there is a great deal of mental pleasure, and most male dogs will be happy to let you suck their cock, and I can offer many ways to do it. I have found two methods that are so simple and easy that some of you will be eagerly awaiting them. I suggest you have him lie on his back next to you, this gives you full access to his prick and control over all the movements.
Some of you like to try a more daring maneuver, and I suggest that you lie down, cushion your head, and then have it stand on your head so that you can suck on its shaft. Why do I say this is a bolder move? Because when you suck on it, it will twitch its back and you have to be mentally prepared for that to happen. Before I get to the best way to suck a dick, I want to remind you of one thing: most men like their dildos to be sucked while their balls are being caressed, but that’s not the case with dogs. Before you are going to do a blowjob action with a dog, touch his prick and balls to make sure that he really likes it when someone does that to him.
The next thing to do is to arouse it. I find the best way to do this is to pat his prick until it starts to get bigger and stick out of his foreskin. When it is about an inch long, you can take it into your mouth and massage it with your hand as you slowly move your mouth in and out of the shaft. As you do this, the shaft will remain erect until it is fully erect. As you move your mouth, try to lick the glans recess with the tip of your tongue, which will cause it to climax.
When he is close to orgasm, you will find a bow-like bump at the base of his prick, which is used to keep his prick inside the female (dog or human) until he ejaculates. Finally, you have to be prepared for the size of its prick and bow tie bump, the average length of a larger dog’s prick is five to seven inches, and it is one and a half to two inches thick. For a dog with a six-inch-long prick and a one-and-a-half-inch-diameter prick, its bow tie bump can be up to two inches long and four inches wide. Dogs, unlike most mammals, will ejaculate several times when they have an erection until they become limp.
In the beginning, the dog’s prick will secrete a clear liquid that tastes a little like iron and water, a lubricant that allows its bulge to slide into the female’s vagina, and after complete stimulation it will ejaculate its sperm, which will taste a little salty. It’s important to realize that it may not be as viscous as a man’s semen, but it’s more than twice as much as a human.
Virginasex
vaginal intercourse
The oldest and best way to fuck, is that exactly what this is about? Not exactly. Unlike sex with a man, you can’t get pregnant with a dog. When I’m asked how to do it for the first time, I suggest that you have to have someone by your side to help you.
I know there are a lot of reasons why that would be impossible, so I can only imagine that it would be just you having sex with a big dog (75 pounds), and I would be your partner, and imagine that you could see me then. The first thing to discuss is how are we going to do it? There are two positions available: one is the rear entry position and the other is the universal position. If we choose the universal position, you can avoid its bow-shaped bulge entering your vagina. Good!
You want to try the normal position where you sit on the edge of a chair with a towel underneath you to keep you or it from getting dirty, your ass sits on the far edge, and then with your legs spread, your loving dog will approach to look at your warm, moist flesh, and then start sniffing and licking it.
You tell him to jump up on your chest and his front feet will rest on the chair and his body will be between your legs.
You begin to hold its shaft and pat it. When it starts to swell, you can guide its shaft into you, and as it feels your dampness and warmth, it will rumble and twitch its back, slowly at first, then faster and faster until you can feel its bow bulge and bump against your vaginal opening. As its shaft fills your vagina, you will climax as well.
If you allow the bow tie bulge to enter you, you will stay with it until it softens, which usually takes 15 to 20 minutes, but sometimes up to 45 minutes. The great thing about the “usual position” is that you can keep the bow tie bump out of your body by holding it in your hand to prevent it from entering.
Now the most satisfying and arousing way to get it’s bowtie bulge into me is to let it’s bowtie bulge into me, and I always let it’s bowtie bulge into me every time I have sex with it.
The rear entry position does just that, you stand on all fours as it does, and this position allows you to be fully sexualized by it. In the section “Oral Sex”, the last position is the one I recommend, and you can make a small change in that position, instead of standing on all fours on the bed, it is more appropriate to have your feet on the floor, your hands on the bed, and your stomach on the edge of the bed. Now that we are in the most appropriate and comfortable position, we are ready to make love and wait for it to come.
He will start by sniffing and licking you, and after he has sniffed and tasted you, he will start to get aroused and get on top of you. When it gets on top of you, it will start to rumble and twitch and try to get its prick into you, if it’s your first time, you may have to guide its prick in and the rest is up to it. As it rubs faster and faster, you can notice its bow bulge and start to swell and rub against your labia, it’s time to make our decision. If you want the bowtie bulge to enter you, just relax completely and let it slide in; if you don’t want to do that, then step back and hold the bowtie bulge in your hand. One thing to keep in mind is that if you don’t want her bow-tie bulge to enter you, you may not be able to prevent that from happening at this point. If, after its bulge has entered, you only have to wait until its shaft softens, unless you have a very large vagina, you will not be able to remove it by force, and that will cause you to get hurt. If you have the slightest hesitation, I would recommend the “normal position” immediately.
Good! Let’s move on to the fact that you’ll feel hot as his bowtie bulge continues to expand inside you. I’ve heard it said that a dog’s body temperature is higher than a human’s, especially when he climaxes, and you can feel the warmth as he penetrates you. At this point his bow-tie bulge is fully swollen, his semen is continuously injected into you, your fluids start to secrete and mix with his, and at that point you can feel his bow-tie shaped bulge start to do a regular drumming.
I find that when I’m in the “rear entry position”, the feeling of its bow bulge pushing against the inside of my vagina and it pushing against my clitoris on the outside drives me crazy. When this happens, I can have seven orgasms.
Analsex
anal intercourse
You’re probably screaming “wow” by this point! But please be quiet for a minute. This section was conceived for those who have tried the first two and want more.
There are a few things you have to think about before having anal sex: you may have to have experience with anal sex, and by that I mean having your male lover have anal sex with you without difficulty. If you are afraid of letting the bowtie bulge into your body, you will not be able to have successful anal sex.
If you still want to do it, then I’ll renew it!
I have tried no less than a dozen ways to discover a good “male dog/human female” anal sex position, but many of them are not suitable. The best way I found was something called “modified rear entry”.
The Method. In order to do this position, you have to find a very large and private place, in your house or somewhere else possible, and put a soft pad on the floor that will pad your knees, and then your knees on it, in the position of a dog on all fours facing the ground. To get the correct position, bring your knees up close to your stomach, with the front part of your body at your elbows.
Good, you’ve made the right moves, there’s still some things to do before you call your pooch in.
There are some lubrication issues that need to be addressed and if not this can cause injury. I have found that there are natural oils like olive oil and corn oil that are best and won’t hurt your dog, and definitely don’t use Vaseline or anything else that will make your dog sick.
Okay. Now we know what lubricant we’re going to use! Now that we know what lubricant to use, we apply it. It’s not enough to put a little oil on the outside of the anus, you have to lubricate both the outside and the inside. Putting it on the outside is the easy part, I put it on last. I find that I put as much lubricant on the inside of my anus as I can, and I don’t feel uncomfortable about it at all.
I use a large dropper, that allows me to squeeze the oil into the inside of the anus one at a time, and when the oil has been squeezed inside, I insert one finger so that the oil is evenly distributed over the sphincter.
Congratulations, you are ready to have sex, you are well lubricated and in the right position and summon your dog. Now you take some oil and apply it around the anus and after it climbs on you, the prick will enter you. As it enters you, it will rumble and twitch its back, just as it does during vaginal intercourse. Again you have to be careful with the bowtie bulge, I don’t recommend letting it enter you in the first place because that doesn’t bring much pleasure during anal sex and you’ll want to masturbate while it’s inside you.
One way to enhance your pleasure is to put a vibrator in your vagina, this will impart its internal movement to feel your clitoris and can help you reach orgasm.
There is something to be said about canine intercourse in that you can do these things with a man or a woman, and in some instances may be better able to enjoy an orgasm.
I would like to have illustrated instructions, but I can’t find anyone who will take my picture, and I would be a little disturbed if I appeared in it. Ladies, any volunteers?