This article instructs ladies how to have intercourse with canines, but only teaches you how to do it, not sure it applies to every lady.
I consider myself an expert in this field and I have over twenty years of experience. In that time I have made love to hundreds of dogs and found many exciting and satisfying ways to do it. I have also spoken to many women and men about the pleasures of having sex with dogs. I hope that this guidebook will help you enjoy sex more.
The manual is divided into three main sections, oral sex, cunnilingus and anal sex.
Oral sex (Oralsex)
Uh-huh! Okay. I won’t talk too fast! I won’t speak too soon. Oral sex is a two-way street, and with oral sex, most male dogs will give you more orgasmic periods than a man will. A male dog’s tongue is longer and can reach areas that a man can’t. A dog’s tongue has thousands of tiny taste buds, and when he licks your clitoris, you’ll feel pleasure like you’ve never felt before. How many of you have ever had a man give you such pleasure, I bet not too many.
Dogs are fine, and if you’re not letting your tongue stick from the head of your slit to the end of your slit, you’re really missing out on some great stuff. If you want to try it, there are lots of great positions. If you want to be licked on the clitoris and vagina, there’s a position that’s great.
I recommend sitting on the edge of the bed with the back of your calf leg flat against the side of the bed. Then lie flat with your feet up on the edge of the bed. This will expose your clitoris, labia and vagina to its tongue. To prevent it from climbing on you, the ideal way is to have it lie on a chair cushion or cuddler on the floor.
All you have to do at that point is raise your leg slightly and it will come close to your pussy and buttocks. Eventually if you want it to come completely close to you. You only have to stand on all four feet like it. I know it can be uncomfortable after maintaining that position for a few minutes without moving, I found a way to get comfortable and enjoy the pleasure of sex at the same time. You kneel beside the bed then lie down, top down, facing the bed, with your knees on the floor. Spread your legs as wide as you possibly can so that it is completely close to you.
Remember one thing don’t use this method if you don’t want it to climb on you.
Now that what a dog’s tongue can do for you has been covered, let’s talk about what you can do for your dog.
I know there are very few of you who would put want to put a dog’s penis in your mouth. I understand that there is a lot of controversy about this, like why would you want to do that when it’s hairy and dirty? As I have asked many doctors and vets and they say that a dog’s penis is over three times cleaner than a human’s. A dog will spend a considerable amount of time cleaning it every day, how many men do you know that do that? If you still can’t get over it, that’s ok, there are quite a few women who won’t do it for a man.
If you are about to try it now, let me tell you that you will enjoy what you do. While there is no physical pleasure in sucking a dog’s cock, there is a great deal of mental pleasure. Most male dogs are happy for you to blow them, and I can offer many ways to do it. I have found two methods to be very simple and easy. As some of you must be impatient, I suggest that you let him lie on his back next to you. This gives you full access to his cock and control over all the movements.
Some of you like to try a more daring move, I suggest you lie U, put your head up and have it stand on your head so you can suck on its shaft. Why do I say this is a bolder move? Because when you suck on it, it will twitch its back and you have to be mentally prepared for that to happen. Before I get to the best way to suck a dick, I want to remind you of one thing. Most men like to have their balls caressed just as the shaft is being sucked, but this is not the case with dogs. Before you are going to do a blowjob action with a dog, touch his prick and balls to make sure that he really likes it when someone does that to him.
The next thing to do is to arouse him. I have found that the best way to do this is to pat his prick until it starts to get bigger and stick out of his foreskin. When it is about an inch long, you can take it into your mouth and massage it with your hand as you slowly move your mouth in and out of the shaft. As you do this, the shaft will remain erect until it is fully erect. As you move your mouth, try to lick the glans with the tip of your tongue, which will bring him to orgasm.
As he nears orgasm you will notice a bow-like bulge at the base of his prick. This bow tie is used to keep his penis inside the female (dog or human) until he ejaculates. Finally, you must be prepared for the size of the penis and the bow tie. The average length of a larger dog’s prick is five to seven inches and it is one and a half to two inches thick. For a dog with a penis six inches long and one and a half inches in diameter, its bow tie bulge can be up to two inches long and four inches wide. Dogs, unlike most mammals, will ejaculate several times during an erection until they go limp.
At first the dog’s prick secretes a clear fluid that tastes a bit like iron and water. This is a lubricant that allows the bulge to slide into the female’s vagina. After complete arousal, it ejaculates its sperm, which tastes a little salty. It’s important to realize that it may not be as viscous as a man’s semen, but it’s more than twice as much as a human.
vaginal intercourse
The oldest and best way to fuck, is that exactly what this is about? Not exactly. Unlike sex with men, you can’t get pregnant with a dog. When I was asked how to do it for the first time, I suggested having an H beside you to help you. I realize there are many reasons why that would be impossible.
So I can only imagine that you are the only one having sex with a big dog (75 pounds). I will be your partner and imagine you can see me then. The first discussion is how are we going to do this? There are two positions available. One is the rear entry position and the other is the universal position. If we choose the universal position, you can avoid its bow-like bulge entering your vagina. Okay! You want to try the universal position, you sit on the edge of a chair with a towel underneath you to keep you or it from getting dirty. You sit with your ass on the far edge and spread your legs. Your pooch will come up close to look at your warm, moist pussy and start sniffing and licking it.
You tell it to jump on your body, its front feet will be on the chair and its body will be between your legs. You begin to hold its prick and pat it. As it opens and swells, guide its shaft into you. As it feels your dampness and warmth, it will rumble back and jerk, slowly at first, then faster and faster until you can feel its bow-tie bulge bumping against the opening of your vagina. As its shaft fills your vagina, you too will climax.
If you allow the bowtie bulge to enter your body, you will stay with it until it softens, which usually takes 15 to 20 minutes, but sometimes up to 45 minutes. The great thing about the “usual position” is that it keeps the bow tie bump out of your body. Hold the bow tie bump in your hand to keep it out. I have found the most satisfying and arousing way to keep the bowtie bulge out of me, and I always keep it out of me every time I have sex with it.
The rear entry position can do just that, with you standing on all four feet as it does. This position allows you to get fully sexualized by him. In the section on “Oral Sex”, the last position is the one I recommend, and you can make a small change in position that way, instead of standing on all fours on the bed, the more appropriate way is to have your feet on the floor, your hands on the bed, and your stomach on the edge of the bed. Now that we are in the most appropriate and comfortable position, we are ready to make love and wait for it to come.
He’ll start by sniffing and licking you, and after sniffing and tasting, he’ll begin to stir up his libido and pick his way onto you.
As it picks itself up on you it will start to rumble and twitch and try to get its shaft into you, if it’s your first time you may have to guide its shaft in and the rest is up to it. As it rubs faster and faster you can notice its bow bulge, start to swell and rub against your labia. It’s time to make a decision, if you want the bow tie bulge to enter you, just relax completely and let it slide in. If you don’t want to do that, then step back and hold the bow tie bump in your hand. One thing to keep in mind is that if you don’t want her bow-tie bulge to enter you, you may not be able to prevent that from happening at this point. If after it’s bulge enters, you only have to keep waiting until it’s shaft softens. I don’t recommend that you forcefully remove it unless you have a very large vagina, and that will cause you to get hurt. If you hesitate for a moment, I recommend that you immediately adopt the “normal position”.
Good! Let’s move on to the fact that it will feel hot as its bow-tie bulge continues to expand inside you. I’ve heard it said that a dog’s body temperature is higher than a human’s, especially when he climaxes. And you can feel the warmth even more as it goes deeper into you. At this point his bow-tie bulge is completely swollen, his semen is pouring into you, your fluids are starting to secrete and mix with his, and you can feel his bow-tie bulge starting to do a regular drumming at that point. I find that when I’m in the “rear entry position”, the bowtie bulge pushes against the inner walls of my vagina, and it pushes against my clitoris, and the sensation drives me crazy. When this happens, I can have seven orgasms.
Anal sex (Analsex)
You’re probably screaming “wow” by this point! But please be quiet for a minute. This section was conceived for those who have tried the first two and want more.
There are some things you have to think about before having anal sex. You may have experience with anal sex, and by that I mean having your male lover have anal sex with you without difficulty. If you are afraid of letting the bowtie bulge into you, then you will not be able to have successful anal sex. If you still want to do it, then I will continue!
I have tried no less than a dozen ways to discover a good “male dog/human female” anal sex position, but many of them don’t work. The best way I have found is a method called modified rear entry. In order to do this position, you have to find a very large and private place, in your house or wherever else possible, and lay a soft pad on the floor that will cushion your knees. Then you kneel on it with your knees in the position of a dog on all fours facing the ground. To get the correct position, lift your knees closer to your stomach. The front part of your body is at your elbow.
Good! You’ve made the right moves, there are some things to do before you call your dog in. There are some lubrication issues that need to be addressed and if not done this can cause injury. I have found that there are natural oils like olive oil and corn oil that work best and won’t hurt your dog. Never, ever, ever use Vaseline or anything else that will make your dog sick. Okay! Now that we know what lubricant to use, we apply it.
It’s not enough to apply just a little oil to the outside of your anus, you have to lubricate both the outside and the inside. Applying the exterior is the easier part, I apply it last. I find that I put as much lubricant on the inside of my anus as I can, and I don’t get uncomfortable with it at all. I use a large dropper, that allows me to dose the oil into the inside of the anus one at a time, and when the oil has been dosed into the inside use one finger to insert it so that the oil is evenly distributed over the sphincter.
Congratulations, you’re ready to have sex, you’re lubricated and in the right position, and you’ve summoned your dog.
Now you take some oil and apply it around your anus. After it crawls up you, teach it to enter you. As it enters you, it will rumble and twitch its back, just as it does during vaginal intercourse. Again, you must be careful with the bowtie bulge, and I don’t recommend letting it enter you in the first place. Because that doesn’t bring much pleasure during anal sex, and you’ll want to masturbate while it’s inside you.
One way to enhance your pleasure is to put a vibrator in your vagina. This will impart its internal movement to your clitoris and can help you reach orgasm.
There is something to be said about canine intercourse in that you can do these things with a man or a woman, and in some instances may be better able to enjoy an orgasm.
I would like to have illustrated instructions, but can’t find anyone who will be willing to take a picture of me, such as I would have some uneasiness if I appeared in a photo. Do the ladies have any volunteers?
Robecca, do you want to try it?
If you’re interested, you can e-mail the author at that station. He’s asking for photos of consensual canine sex.
And finally, I’d like to ask all you women out there, are you really willing to have sex with a dog?