Weird Uncle (1)
I don’t know what to say to the young people nowadays. They are so sharp-tongued and poisonous that sometimes they are unbearable.
Take yesterday for example, I hadn’t even spoken a few words to that chick when I heard a couple of guys whispering to each other, saying things like “old cow eating young grass”, “weird uncle”, and so on… I’m a good at eating young grass, at least I have a full wallet, so you guys can’t even get the right kind of girl if you don’t have the right kind of hair on your lips, and the jealousy doesn’t matter much, but it makes the girl I’m trying so hard to talk to leave, so that’s really outrageous.
The most hurtful thing is still that “weird uncle”, Shimura Ken that ugly monster can be compared to a decent person like Laozi? I’m at least 20 kilograms heavier than him. A gentleman is not as powerful as he is heavy, and I’m at least more powerful than him. Besides, I also have high blood pressure like a symbol of wealth and riches, look at his thin and poor look, guaranteed to be low blood pressure.
Don’t think high blood pressure is bad, when I had normal blood pressure, no girl wanted me, drinking at the restaurant, dancing at the ballroom, women are all the same, afraid that I can’t pay the money, her grandma, at that time, I had no money, did I not even know how to steal?
Later, when I became fat… uh… and decent, my blood pressure was 160, which was really something, and I couldn’t get rid of all the dancers and restaurant girls who were like flies on my doorstep. Once Manny – a vegetarian dancer – heard that my blood pressure often shot up to 180, so she started to love me so much that she asked me to marry her every day, so I didn’t dare to go to her place to dance, so do you think it’s a good thing to have a high blood pressure?
Well well well to get back to the main story, that is to say, the old man blood pressure is still low that time, in fact, also still human-like, then the economy is not now boom (when was the boom?), everyone lives in a short house, I said most people, of course, live in a high house, but that what to say, they are less powder more fun to say. I’m not sure what to say, but I’m not sure what to say. I’m not sure what to say, but I’m not sure what to say, but I’m not sure what to say, but I’m not sure what to say, but I’m not sure what to say.
At that time, I was a good boy, I ran home from school every day, and I helped my mom to boil water and wash clothes.
I’ll let you in on a little secret, I know the girl next door takes a bath at 4:30 every day, so why don’t I just walk home? You think I’m crazy? I’m not afraid to do my chores?
Once, ㄚ flower sister wash wash, stood up, not stand up, is half squat, like military training class by the instructor punished that kind of posture, hand in the crotch pull out ah pull out, do not know what to look for. I wondered what she was looking for. She wasn’t wearing any panties, so what could she be looking for? Later I thought she must be catching fleas, otherwise she wouldn’t be writhing all over her body and saying that she was itching.
All in all, that day ㄚ flower sister finally turn the body, before she is back to our kitchen squatting wash, this time thanks to the flea’s gift finally see the front. I was shocked because I was a bit nearsighted and backlit due to my hard work, so I realized that she hadn’t washed between her legs, and that there was a layer of soot between her legs. When I looked at her, I realized that… hee… I was wrong… damn… it’s a brush… but… why is it hanging there?
The next day, I secretly asked my big brother, why ㄚ flower sister there to hang brushes? Big brother eyes lit up.
Later on, I also learned that when a man’s eyes light up, it means… heh heh heh… this… there’s something to see.
Big brother patiently listened to my questions, pink color cautioned even said: “everyone has a quirk, do not say.” He is going to confirm it and tell the sister to change her bad habits.
A few days later, I saw big brother and ㄚ flowers sister hand in hand out, thought maybe big brother to go to persuade ㄚ flowers sister, so secretly followed behind.
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Faithful, for a change, hope you like it?
Weird Uncle (2)
At that time, there was a popular English song, what was the title of the song I don’t quite know, anyway, the first line was “say yes my boy”, say yes means “you say yes”, I understood this line at that time, but I didn’t know the next two words very well. In fact, I have to blame them, my boy is pronounced as how would I know that they are selling shrimp? would I know that they are selling shrimp? would I know that they are selling shrimp? would I know that they are selling shrimp? Would I know that they are selling shrimp?
Anyway, big brother holding ㄚ flower sister, all the way to sell what what long gone, even in the back to follow very hard. Because the big brother for the first time to take the horse out of the trip, the heart is very proud, all the way to the left and right, see people to say hello, several times I almost give them to see.
Luckily, Big Brother’s main purpose was to teach Ms. Flora a lesson, so he took a few turns and sat down by the nearby riverbank. I didn’t dare to get too close for fear of being discovered by them, but I could only hear a few conversations: “Ah… Starry Sky…”
“┅┅”
“You… were scolded?”
“No…”
“Dong said…”
“Bugger…”
“XXXXXXX… OK?” (I don’t know what xxxxxx means. I don’t know what it means.) “Uh… but… no…”
“Try…”
“Uh-uh-uh-uh.”
“Blowjob… the tongue is most important.”
Big brother did not talk about business but on the music class, listening to the even powder upset, even if I just care about home, how their lessons even do not know.
But 20 years later, I once listened to the radio of Laixiao, there is a rash callin said, 20 years ago, he and Ma Zi in the river bank is ready to do business, but someone in the river bank blowing a night trumpet, seriously sabotage his good thing, I think that 80% is ㄚ flower sister.
Anyway, the holes in the wall were finally glued with newspaper, which made the powder less fun for me, and I had to go back to develop it again. At that time, the economy was in the doldrums (Ou, it was really in the doldrums, Dad always said so, and I have been observing it for 30 years, and it seems that it is still in the doldrums?) When dad was tired after work every day, he liked to drink two cups of soju, and after drinking, he started to harass mom, and his hairy hands and feet were irritating to look at.
Mom was dragged to her room by her father to be repaired in the middle of her chores, and she always came out disheveled, but I never heard her complaining, and she continued to do her chores. What an honorable woman, long live mom!
Sometimes when mom was really annoyed, she would throw a few dollars to dad and ask him to go to the “foot scratching room” to drink, and dad would take me there to show his innocence.
Weird Uncle (3)
Dad took me to the foot scratching room, originally this is also a front, mom is not stupid, but at that time, dad has not been able to go to Hainan Island, so the body is still powder good (I heard that this is the opposite side of the jingle, I do not know if you have heard of it?) Mom couldn’t resist three days of repairs, so she tried not to buy groceries for two days to save money for Dad’s “floating” (how do you type these two words?). Do you know how to teach me?) I’m not sure if you’ve ever heard of it.
At that time the economic recession (sorry, said the third time, see really really is the recession), Dad that have silver money to go to what so and so Court, what so and so flower, all well is to go to the kind of dimly lit, as if there is not much signboards, where the “shopkeeper” is usually old and ugly, powder nausea.
Dad has an old flame, called Manny, fuck, as if touch to touch the streets are full of Manny, I am not interested in incestuous love, you pay attention to the era. At that time, many dusty red powder are called Man what, or what Li, two words together with, that is a good good, non-dusty girl can not be.
We’re getting ahead of ourselves, so let’s get back to the story. When Manny saw her father coming, he would say, “What’s the wind?” Damn it, I get goosebumps every time I hear that kind of whiny voice. Once I went to a dance club as a weird uncle… uh… to get a girl. As soon as Manny (please note the age) saw me, he came over to me and said, “Ouch… what’s the occasion… Abhishek Sang…” It really pissed me off. I’m not going to talk about her whiney voice. These chicks don’t pay attention, and they just copy all the words of their predecessors, with no spirit of innovation. Why call me Abra? Isn’t this an irony? I don’t know my name, but I always know I’m called Xiaodong, and my name is “Yingtesang” with a bit of foreign flavor, how nice it sounds!
Where were we again? Dad’s voice was so gentle that it was only when he spoke to Auntie Jr.
On that occasion, when Auntie Jr. came to look for a job, my father’s eyes lit up when he saw her, and he said, “Sit down, sit down, it’s getting so beautiful… you can stay here…” But Auntie Jr. didn’t stay here for a few days, and anyway, she saw my mother putting up the holes in the walls with newspaper again.
Speaking of which, I do wonder why Dad calls me Winter. Could it be a harmonic sound?
Weird Uncle (4)
But I had a little trouble with it, because when I was a kid, I wasn’t very good at foreign languages, and I didn’t know the word for Mr. Halo’s son, henna ojisan, so I had to buy an electronic dictionary, and when I looked it up at home, I was almost part of the Halo family, so what? The two words are called “Cha Nuo this word”? I was so angry that I went to return the product, just kidding, it is obviously two single words, how can the translation be the same?
But the store was lucky, actually sent a chick out to communicate, and then I told her the reasoning, she still insisted on not drinking coffee, so I had to refund the money. However, I have always wondered what the meaning of the phrase “Chirp you dizzy” is, and what is the meaning of the phrase “Chirp you dizzy”? What is the meaning of the word “Cha No This”? I don’t have the last name of “Cha”, brother Jo must have misunderstood.
Last time, I was talking about the character for “hole”, which means “water” and “tong” together. I’m not taking a class on how to interpret Chinese characters, so don’t doze off. The most relevant word for “water” is “bathing”, and “tong” is of course “tong…” I’m sorry, Soojung, but I went to bed too late last night, ahem, too early today, and I’m not sure what I’m going to say. It seems that everyone knows what I’m going to say, so I’m not going to say anything.
At that time our home near the bathroom that wall are posted a lot of newspapers, that day mom just finished posting, I dare not immediately with a pencil to poke, hear next door clatter clatter sound, even powder strange who is this person? Because of the economic downturn at that time (I don’t want to explain it), it is a basin of water to wash several people, I hate to wash in the back of the big brother, wash in the back of the father, at most, there is only the smell of fox, if in the back of the big brother, the smell is not to talk about how stinky, the water will float on the top of a layer of things like erasers, one time I just powder gambling, I will secretly pour out the water, I slept with my sister that night, and I felt that my little sister could smell good for the first time. I feel that my little sister can also be fragrant.
Later, I really can not help it, I climbed up to sharpen pencils, I saw Dad rushed in, I had to pretend to sleep. Fuck, adults are really good, even sharpened half a day pencil as he a drill, dad this time powder fast about a second on the go, dad’s hole is higher, even said the hole in the wall ah, I had to take a stool cushion feet. Speaking of which, I have a breath of fresh air, once the big brother dug a hole by the mother to find out, he has been telling lies, mom falsely accused me, in fact, my hole is only the one below it, do not lie to you.
I know that Dad only look at a boob must have a problem, the original that waste of other people’s water is the great aunt, their family always like to come to our home to play, and then in our home to bathe and eat, our family ate the loss of powder big, and the great aunt and do not look good, the ass and fat and big, above and flea bites a bump, even look at the aunt uncle did not want to look at her, but there was a time when the mother bathed, the aunt uncle ran to the room half a day to come out, again I’ve used a lot of straw paper in our house, and our family really lost a lot of money.
But Auntie has a little bit of compassion, she is afraid that we will suffer too much, so she has a lot of tricks up her sleeve, and if you are impatient like Dad, you are doomed to suffer, but on cloudy days, I beat my hands… my wife… and I often have a lot of good sex, so I have a lot of time to spare. I think they’re being ridiculous. I’ve seen it all before when I was a kid, but that last touch is the most important one.
That’s why I suggest that you rent an apartment with three-plywood cubicles, it’s much more fun. Unlike my current apartment where I live in concrete, I have to use needles… I can’t tell you, the cost is very high, just wait until you have high blood pressure!
Weird Uncle (5)
This cafe originally did business with stockholders, a few years ago the stock market was booming, the owner took advantage of the situation to add a few big screens, specializing in broadcasting real-time stock prices, which were often filled to capacity by stockholders.
That is to say, I was not yet big, people are poor and short of ambition, a “Ou hitchhiking” (please pronounce it in Taiwanese), which means that I am black and thin, to quote the Golden Lion King’s famous saying, that fucking thief God, but also really his dislike of poverty and love of the rich, mom’s hard work to save down to the even the living expenses, the round trip to the two stalls will be left with only a fraction of the money.
You all must be guessing how this story is going to go? Is it a revenge story of nudity? Or is it an affair with the boss’s wife? Some big brothers are not easy to serve, nipple pillow came too early to say that it is better to watch A movie, came too late and said that the bad play dragged the studio, the little brother had no choice but to have A in the studio some.
At that time I just got into the University of X in Taipei, the night before the trip, next door to the ㄚ flowers sister asked my brother to give me to practice, why is ㄚ flowers sister asked my brother, and not my brother asked her? It’s a family tragedy, and I don’t want to publicize it, but it’s still the same thing. Anyway, it was my brother who slipped away, ㄚ Hua sister took it off, and my mom’s tears fell down.
ㄚ Hua sister pink thief, the name is to do for the even practice, but in fact it is a basket of fake gold, to put it bluntly is not in order to carry out the plot of their rendezvous. I saw them hugging together chirping, are ignoring sitting across the table from me, the heart is dry, but fortunately they live colorful and fierce performance, to dispel a silent chat.
Then they got hotter and hotter, and they started to look at me differently, so my brother told me to go outside to enjoy the moonlight and remember my hometown. Fuck! My brother is not very friendly to me since I was a kid, I don’t even share my good Kang A with me, can I lose one hair by taking a look?
I was not able to beat the old brother, had to endure the anger to go out, a room out of the door, CCC, I saw ㄚ flower sister sister ㄚ orchid, is hiding in the window peeping, she saw me suddenly out of a big jump, mouth open into O shape, touching the hand in the crotch also forgot to pull out, I was feeling pink funny, it turns out that not only do we like to peep at the next door, their family also like, this heart with the same reason with the same, the mother of all the Confucius really good at talking! I’m not sure if I’ve ever thought about peeking at him before, but I’m sure I’ve thought about peeking at him.
Anyway, I went to a quiet place with Ms. Pi Lan to have a heart-to-heart talk, and of course there were a few twists and turns, but… hey, I don’t want to tell you about them. Anyway, since you guys aren’t interested, I’d better get to the point before I get yelled at.
I am both familiar and unfamiliar with the Lan sister, we play together since childhood, of course, familiar, but how she grew up I powder unfamiliar, the reason is that since my brother and ㄚ flower sister of this pair of dog XX adultery, in order to protect their vested interests, the holes in the wall are plugged, so that I can not even see, my brother even dare to paste the father’s holes, it is really ungrateful.
At that time ㄚ orchid sister is not much to see, I only like to see ㄚ flower sister, ㄚ ㄚ, I can really miss that happy time, I really hope that the thief God “Xu” I have a repeat of childhood (I heard that the word “Xu” now when the red, little brother to bring the literary literary).
In short, I went directly to touch ㄚ Lan sister’s growth period, I’m not good at size, can not guess her ABC, but I’m envious of the big brother of the posters, they encountered all vegetative 34, 36 BCD, according to the even in the guess, Lan sister is probably A-, at that time I was a little bit disappointed, but anyway, do not touch not touch, so touched her a few times, waiting for her hahaha ( I’m not laughing, I’m gasping!) The time, on the hand to her there, she probably also Pink Ha, the trend on the forked legs, I was still pink timid, can only be shivering key a key, the words have long been scared.
And then… and then… this… it’s embarrassing for me. Let’s skip this part and talk about the cafe.
The next day, just at dawn, I picked up my small blue backpack, while my family had not yet woken up, and bravely stepped into the unknown world, I waved my sleeves, but I forgot the following sentence, I don’t know why I forgot to bring it?
Weird Uncle (6)
I lost money in the stock market, poor me, I didn’t even get to see the school before I spent all my money, I couldn’t even face seeing my parents in the East, I blamed it on that lady on the train, she was 60 or 70 years old but still dreaming of a naked man serving her, so the “naked man” would surely be inflated… So the stops went up… I was young at that time, I fell for it immediately Damn it, she was so old, how could a naked man be bloated? For those of you who have fallen for Bright Boy, let’s sound the alarm.
Even from the number out of the pocket only some change, head high vegetarian concrete jungle clamped after a small piece of blue sky, actually do not know where to go. Luckily, I was standing in front of the cafe and sighed a lot, so there was no way out. The store owner thought that even the vegetarian intentionally blocked the door, affecting his business, ran out to drive people, I had to hang my head down to the side to let a let, listen to him in a long curse, and then even the pro-boss lady (which is a word after the fact) really can not see past, ran out to pacify him, wow, the boss can be really hysterical, the temper is to come to the stop, never a file a file slowly up, all of you next time to the cafe can be! Be careful next time you go to that cafe, or fear of bloodshed.
Then I started to serve the dishes there, so I won’t describe the process again, lest you get upset again. I sometimes guessed that the boss’s bad temper must have something to do with the boss’s wife. This is called persecution paranoia, and when I said that, you all must have gotten excited, yes, the boss’s wife was a thousand times prettier than ㄚ Hua’s sister, and her size was about 36 DEF. Damn it, if I didn’t write more about it, I would have been defeated!
The boss’s wife likes to wear a long skirt, on the vegetarian drag to the ground that kind of, usually nothing can be seen, in fact, also not vegetarian unity, because the skirt material are powder soft, the curve is clear, see the powder makes people want to do bad things, even sometimes can not stand it, will pretend to powder hard work, and she squeezed in the counter, secretly topped her beautiful buttocks, and then powder innocence to her sorry, she is always sweet smile, she is a gentle woman, and she is a gentle woman. She always smiles sweetly and is really a gentle woman.
One morning, she suddenly changed a pink colorful dress to, I do not know the definition of dress what, anyway, from the head directly set down, only two thin straps on the shoulders of the kind, it turned out that she was going to go on a field trip with the boss, the store will be responsible for the even, the even look at the combination of their flowers and cow dung, it is jealous of the fly, so I had to take advantage of the fact that she is still at the counter, I would like to go in and sneak up on her two times. I was about to go forward when the top, she suddenly turned around, the gun is out of alignment poked in her abdomen, she gently “O” sound, turned her head to look at the kitchen, the boss is still washing dishes did not come out, she put down the heart, heavy pinch the barrel of the gun, towards my cheeks gently kissed, fuck, then I was colorful, ready to lift up her skirt.
At this moment, there was a cheer, scared us both, the opportunity is fleeting, the boss probed out to see what happened, we hurriedly separated, the guests have chanted “broken broken”, even look at the screen, the index 10000 points.
That’s why our God loves to spoil people’s good times. I watched my boss leaving the house with his wife in his arms, thinking that they were going to have a good time today, and I felt bad about it, but the wife’s hand… hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, it’s going to be good!
I sometimes forget to explain some minor things, so I’ll add them to you as I think of them, and I’ll also stall you, or else you’ll have to rent porn… uh… you guys.
At that time, my little sister has moved to live with me, mom is very unhappy with the even truant, called the little sister to monitor the even, the even is not care about it, anyway, we all go out early and come home late, but it is a bit inconvenient, because the little sister’s sleep is not very good, often will let the even see the powder more than shouldn’t be able to see the parts of the powder let the even want to commit crimes, the even look at the little sister is probably about the same, there are a few times the even pretend to be asleep, and then she saw her to even the “erection” of the “penis” place to gawk at the even! “A few times when I was pretending to be asleep, I caught her staring at the place where I was erecting my penis. The economy was in the doldrums at the time, and I couldn’t afford to rent a large room, so I had to make do with what I had.
I do not know everyone’s tastes, this matter aside, to see how you respond again. Now the camera turned to the scene, you can see the old man is closing the door ready to go home, turn your head to see the boss and his wife stood behind, the original boss is still not too assured, ready to count the assets. Even ignored him, a cross on the Coyote on the start up, the boy is really pig-headed, put the wife of the flower like jade not to care, even want to send his wife home, but also posted even overtime pay.
If you have something to say, it’s long, but if you don’t, it’s short. Since the boss’s wife was sitting in the backseat, I pressed the brakes all the way to take her home, and you’ll remember that she was wearing a dress today, so thanks to the Ministry of Transportation and Communications, she wasn’t allowed to sit on her side, and since our justice system doesn’t have any vacations, she couldn’t even have one today, so… hehehehehehehehehehehehehe… After braking a few times, she had that thing pressed up against the back of my ass, and her grandma’s grandmother pressed against my back, and she was probably a bit turned on as well She was probably a bit turned on, and not long after she got in the car, her hands were all over my body. Fuck, her innocent face didn’t seem to match her movements, but I hoped it would.
Then she asked me to sit in the living room, she wants to make coffee to invite me to drink, I drink coffee every day still drink not tired ㄚ, I really want to rush up to give her a three, four, five, six stick, but not that courage, see her still there to dillydally, heart powder is anxious, that pig head not pig road when to come back? What if he sees me having coffee with his wife? Is seven on the eight, do not know that the stay should go, she also found even the uneasiness, so slowly walked over.
I always remembered that dress, and of course, all the events surrounding it were deeply imprinted in my mind. I remembered how I lifted it up, how I touched her, and even more so, the warmth inside her… Heh heh heh… The article seems to be a little bit of a tease, but fortunately I realized it early, so I’ll stop now and see you again some other time.
Weird Uncle (7)
That is to say, the boss’s wife walked slowly towards the even, even then there were fifteen buckets in my heart, you may think that I am messing with idioms, it should be a deer in the headlights, in fact, the old man is only a dozen buckets high, this kind of use of words, such as vegetarian not difficult to defeat the even, then why is the vegetarian fifteen buckets of nourishment? The reason is that I hear the sound of a horn, and it’s ear-splitting.
The boss’s wife powder brave, completely unafraid of the sound of the car is getting closer and closer, her face showed a resolute expression, as if the thousands of troops can not change her decision, even nah nah shrinking in the corner of the sofa do not know how to good, the boss’s wife across the body sitting on the even, revealing a pure smile, softly said: “Silly A Dong, today that dead ghost did not drive.”
When I heard her say that, I started to fawn, bosses, now piggyback on the fact that I know how to use idioms, right?
Because she is wearing a dress, so cross sitting on the even, the panties will be exposed, even look at the powder impulse, powder want to touch a hand, but then think of the small book of the above said, can not immediately touch the vital, had to obediently one ah touch two ah touch from the sister’s hair side of the eighteen touched up, the boss’s wife is a little impatient, began to pull out the even of that, even to look at her powder anxious, had to omit one of the sixteen touches, directly to the vital.
I’ve heard of the saying, “Survival is about destruction”, and since I like destruction, I destroyed myself a few times until I couldn’t survive. Unfortunately, the boss’s wife didn’t like destruction, so she went to heaven because she kept saying, “I’m going to heaven… I’m going to fly to heaven…”
I don’t know if I should tell you one thing, but if… uh… this honorable lady’s element reminds you of the time when you had to give a raise to a handsome man, then you’d better have a pinhole camera at home because the next day, the pig-headed boss gave me a raise.
Because only received a sparse response, so even powder discouragement, and the last time the one who did not like even write his name, actually do not pig to the origin of the strange uncle (see Chapter 1), then even I’m not going to tell you guys a big secret, but only to tell you a small episode. Then, I’m not going to tell you a big secret, just a little tidbit of information.
That day the boss is not well, but also afraid of even A his turnover, so let me a day off, I ran to the number of observation observation, good boy Long’s thud, I saw ㄚ flower sister and a Euchessan in there hugging. Fuck, in broad daylight, just drink a glass of water there.
At the first moment, ㄚ Hua also saw me, she was a bit embarrassed, but her hand was still on that Euclid’s shoulder, so I was a bit… angry, I chose the wrong button… to fill in my anger, but fortunately, I was sensible, suddenly I remembered that my brother and ㄚ Hua were not married, if ㄚ Hua and Euclid got married, then the cuckold would be placed on Euclid’s head, and I would be the one who would wear it, and not wear it myself I don’t know who’s famous for this?
Later on, my phone rang, I ran to call back, it turned out to be the boss’s wife while the boss was sick and sleeping to find me a date, the woman’s powder in love with paradise, so that I often can not survive, but also have to survive, at that time and the steel has not yet been invented, the big brother of the experienced, I think they should know the pain of it.
I had to secretly leave the address to ㄚ flower sister, told her to find me when she had time, and hurried to the appointment, I rushed to the hotel when the boss’s wife has been in the bath, I see her body is still dripping with water, rushed to open the door, probably powder ha, just to give her a vicious tiger pouncing on the goat, want to fight quickly to keep the strength, did not think that she ended up this day, east to talk about it, is not to give the idol on the horse, it turns out that she also want to be romantic, that pig head! Boss, usually how not romantic can be known.
Weird Uncle (8)
Last time I talked about the boss’s wife want to romance, wave and slow even powder in the line, but two together even no way, I had to keep talking about flesh and blood, but fortunately the right thing, she likes flesh and blood as fun, fuck, the result is no change, I had to once again angry sea to seek “life”, the man is really hard life.
After a long day, as if I’d been to Hainan Island, I went to the dusk market to buy some chicken, duck, fish and meat for myself. My sister was born to be a slave, and seeing the kitchen was like being at home, and as soon as she moved in, I was always the young master. Once I joked with her about this, and she even said she was the young lady’s wife… haha… it almost slipped out, but what’s the point of telling you all my secrets?
Oh, the topic has gone far away, let’s return the camera to the anchor in the studio, why should the camera be returned to the anchor in the studio? Because there are some big brothers who don’t read very attentively, so I’ll say it again, so that the pigs don’t get confused and don’t know what I’m talking about. As I said at the beginning, I was afraid that the scene would drag on, so I had to have an A in the studio, so that the story would be a bit more realistic… Oh, I’m sorry, this is definitely not a murder case… I made a typo again… it’s not a sexy scene… In this way, this… this… will not cause any elasticity fatigue, and it will help couples to live a happy, sexually fulfilling life in their marriages.
Well, after dragging on smoothly for a short while, I’ll get back to the point.
I came home from grocery shopping like a good fucking family man, and my dad came home for dinner. I was on the way to hide, afraid of being misunderstood by the neighbors and women living together, because the old sister is always no big no small, I arrived home she will be like a small white (vegetarian even hometown of puppies ah) as rushed out to pester people, next door to the ㄚ woman once misunderstood, want to close the door and then go to embrace, fuck, really impure thoughts.
Because of the room powder small, so once you enter the door to see should not even see things, the boss of the reasoning ability powder strong, and must have guessed that I see what, I have to comply with the needs of all of you, continue to write, eighteen years of age under the age of the small, please automatically avoid, so as not to violate the laws of our country.
As soon as I walked in the door, I saw the landlady sitting on my bed, why didn’t she sit on a chair? Because of the economic downturn, I go home anyway, so lie down flat, but also with it not on, so you can save it. I hadn’t even thought of an excuse for not paying the rent, but she started yelling and yelling, and I had to warn her that she’d be arrested for trespassing in a private house, but our education on the rule of law was so poor that she wasn’t afraid of the law, and she continued to press the issue, and that’s when a savior appeared…
That’s just ㄚ flower sister, she later paid the rent for even, even in the guess, this money may be a little bit of shame fee flavor, so also frankly accept, then she sat down, began to say some have no excuse, always on the vein she powder have a reason, even just and the boss lady to do the job powder fatigue, lying on the bed with her Hala, wow fuck, accidentally aiming at the sister of ㄚ flower of the heavy ground.
Powder many things are from chance to start, when I was really tired of powder, just pillow and took to the sun, not yet taken in, ㄚ flower sister’s thighs look and powder soft, so I used as a pillow, to be honest, ㄚ flower sister and the boss’s wife difference powder, especially in terms of hygiene conditions, I leaned against her thighs, seems to smell a little smell, I have been smelling all the time to sniff, and then smelled there, the woman’s vegetarian is not also known as the Pheromones? This will have to ask the bosses.
Since ㄚ flower sister there are to even smell, I had to do the hospitality, to her perfunctory perfunctory, fortunately the little sister back, I can excuse to brush your teeth, like the boss’s wife’s hygiene conditions are good, every time you spray perfume, do the job are teeth and cheeks stay fragrant, teach the puppet gargle even can not afford to rinse.
The vacation is over, and we’ll see you later!
Weird Uncle (9)
That said, I ran to brush my teeth, out of the time, ㄚ flower sister has gone, probably afraid to see again I will be a little embarrassed, right? The old sister’s face is not very good look, originally I want to call her to cook, think about it also Su do not go to touch the linchpin, had to run to pretend to sleep.
My sister started talking to herself, saying that she inherited this habit from her mother, and that DNA is so powerful that it’s been passed down through generations, so you can refer to the manga for reference, and my favorite is the one about the farting girl… Oh, I’m getting ahead of myself. Oh, that’s a really nice drawing of an ass… God damn it, if I were the hero, I’d give it to her!
I closed my eyes to listen to my sister talking to herself, her toughness than mom is also full, before dad just pretend to snore, mom will stop, I snored for several minutes old sister is still not stop, so I dry mouth, just want to wake up on this, suddenly heard her talking about what what hair hanging in the face, I can not help but to the cheeks of a touch, fuck, I fell into the old sister’s pawn. Dad is getting worse and worse, next time remember to talk to him about it.
I opened my eyes and was greeted by my sister’s agitated face, I was a little ashamed but had little remorse, it was just bad timing. I quietly listen to her chatter, a long time, she finally stopped, I noticed that the corners of her eyes a little wet, so I handed her a tissue. My sister wiped her eyes, silent for a while, see me still staring at her, a little shyly lowered her head. Around the air is a bit stagnant, perhaps I am too tired, but also have no intention to change this atmosphere, indoor has already been for the twilight invasion, yellowish evening sunshine through the long window on the sister, the contrast between light and shadow is even more intense.
I lay flat on my back, my eyes fixed only on her, and for a moment, I wanted to turn my head, didn’t I? Or was I remembering my old cozy childhood? It actually stops time in the moment.
My sister remained silent, her hand twisting the hem of her skirt, perhaps she too sensed a hint of unease? But she didn’t flinch. What were we thinking?
A lock of hair hung down, and she smoothly flicked it upwards, her pretty face smiling again, and I reached out to her, trying to be conciliatory, when my sister threw her whole body up and squeezed it.
Her skirt was very short, I could easily touch her round buttocks, through the thin cotton cloth, I gently squeezed it, she was a little nervous, her muscles were tense, like a log nestled in my arms, did not move, I continued to rub her buttocks, let her try to relax.
Maybe there was some guilt? But as things stood, it seemed that we had to move on, and there was no room for maneuver. I occasionally reached into her panties and stroked her genitals, and as my sister’s pussy became wet and she began to squirm in my arms, I hesitated whether or not I could take her…
My sister’s skin is elastic, completely different from the roundness and softness of the boss’s wife, solid breasts so that you can really palm steady it, I broke her chest clasp, sliding on the bud, she gasped closer and closer, legs also wrapped up, I pressed her breasts, pushed her to the other side of the lying flat, her clothes have long been messy, her peaks broke the clothes and stood up, I leaned over and kissed her, and received a more enthusiastic response, the tip of the tongue in my mouth messy stirring, and I was a little overwhelmed, pushed her away to find another target. I was a little overwhelmed and pushed her away to find another target, my sister held my head and wouldn’t let go, her legs were tightly clamped around my waist for a while before she calmed down.
I saw her limp there, a little reluctant, reached out to put her clothes back on, ready to stop, but she backhanded all the clothes off, I can no longer hold back, pressed down on her to force knocking off.
The boss was physically strong and came to open the store early the next morning, and when I arrived a little bit later than him, he scolded me so much. At that time, the economy was in the doldrums, and I didn’t dare to quit, so I had to put up with it and let the tortoise be angry for a little while. Anyway, every once in a while the boss’s wife would come to comfort me. The boss’s wife was the best at comforting people, and she had a nice voice, and she was good with her mouth and she was good with… well, this was a good idea, so it was better to be scolded by the tortoise eight or 10 times a day. But the boss was quite restrained, only scolding me once or twice a day, otherwise I’m afraid I wouldn’t have been able to cope.
I’m getting a little tired of breaking it up, is it time to stop?
Weird Uncle (10) (forgot)
For a while the weather was unsettled, so I had to sit around and be a good new bachelor, and my uncle went home and ate instant noodles every day. At that time, there was no girl next door, so I had to stare at the small hole in the wall. Then I thought, “In this new age of knowledge-based economy, we should paint the wall with shit…” Sorry, I think it’s called “Paint the wall with shit…” Anyway, it’s just a slogan, and it’s not that important, so please feel free to listen to it.
In a nutshell, I began to hair feces, this paragraph is a bit smelly, and a bit related to privacy, so we jumped over, but I came out of the toilet, I thought of the word above, this must be reported to you, that is, Su Tu book, to give you boss a conscientious advice, into the toilet must bring a book, preparedness, no harm done.
The opening speech is too long, so I’m going to come to the A before the ‘bitch’ boss here threatens to cut Man again. That said, Laozi started reading, turned to the Analects of Confucius, and had just gotten to ‘having friends come from afar’ when Manly arrived. After a few days of cultivating my fucking night breath, Laozi had wanted to surprise the boss’s wife with a fine cleansing… but now I had to keep the surprise to myself.
Since Manny moved bottles to teach, I had to perfunctory perfunctory, I would have liked to write ‘××××××× (deleted thirty-eight words above)’, but I was afraid that the bosses face, not to mention the bitch brother and beside the grinding knife Huo Huo, so I had to write a little bit more detailed, the following text contains pornographic and unpleasant plot, underage and defenders of the road do not see.
That said, Manny a door, without saying a word, shirts and pants all back, like a tiger, like a wolf, dancing hands and feet, fucking take off the old man’s underwear. The old man on the powder strange, how she is so anxious today, and later realized that the original vegetarian recent economic downturn, I heard that the unemployment rate of 3.7%, so Manley somehow more powder more competitors, even heard the eyes light, fuck! I like competition, there is competition is progress, like Manley, the withering spirit of the withering spirit, simply bad money chasing good money.
We’re getting off the subject, let’s get back to it. Manny jumped on me like a tigress, pulled down my pants, and then ×××× (78 words deleted), hehehe… I’m just trying to whet my appetite, so don’t be offended, bosses.
Manli a foot cross up, Laozi and not ready, cross is also in vain, she had to hate dismounted, mouth cooing, probably scolded Laozi is not competitive, Laozi had to pretend not to hear, fuck, other people bred tigress more gracious and fragrant, but this wild tiger is not cute at all.
Laozi just came out from the first, embarrassed to ask her to bite, to comfort her, lied to her that the next time to take her to play, she poured vegetarian powder seriously think for a moment, said she wanted to go to Reef Creek to find a ‘wet dad’ place to rest, his grandmother’s, Laozi godfather is still here, she would like to wet dad, vegetarian tolerate it. Fortunately, Laozi also Su cheat cheat her, fucking stock has been waist cut three or four times, even can only eat noodles, that can share soup to you drink?
Later, later she turned over, hard to serve Laozi, meaning that, she blamed the aunt had to earn this ticket, Laozi see her so desperate, heart some sympathy, fuck, this is all because of those Gun Gong, everyone has a trumpet, fuck and each blowing their own trumpet, the result of Manley had to blow the stink of the trumpet, Laozi had to fucking pay.
Weird Uncle (11) (forgot +1)
The last time I talked about Manny playing the trumpet for my old man, she was familiar with it, two or three blows to the high note, my old man remembered the words of the Hip Hop Wow brother, fuck, when a few days as a good man, there will not be able to do it? So the next day, I went to Ximending to get some treatment, the Hip Hop Wah brother is right, once I arrived at Ximending, the place is automatically bad, the fucking environment affects the individual really big powder.
Later, I finally found a love without age of the horse, so I took her to the hotel. The horse looks like the moon is shy, tits NNN big, fuck, this kind of horse does not pig road is not suitable for the taste of the bosses? I would describe her as having a pink biker face and big tits, so I can’t imagine what you would think of her.
Anyway, thanks to the economic downturn, nowadays all the girls are very professional and good at talking dirty. I’m old enough to do this…
When her father, she is still there pro Gege’s bed, listening to the old man a burst of goosebumps, fucking a shiver under, had to pay, his grandmother, the old man to see, even the internal will have not sent the boiling water in, she will have to bye bye, really vegetarian waste.
Later on, later on, my cell phone rang, and it turned out that the boss’s wife was looking for me, so what was I looking for? To have sex, of course What else is there to do when a man and a woman meet, other than having sex? Do they have to study their homework and have book clubs?
Once the boss’s wife on the prude, I want to go to the hotel, she just don’t, said to go to see the mountains, see the sea, the mood will be open, even had to drive her to Yangmingshan now winter wind. Then she began to nag, what life is like a white horse, what white clouds and pale dogs all out, fucking waste of time, and finally do not vegetarian hit him a gun. Anyway, going out a grain of Viagra is neither fast nor powder light.
I told the boss a secret, elements have girlfriend, meet first not to snog, you have to pay attention to, usually they will be powdered after the hair after the pleasure, you do not have three two three, you can’t get on any mountain later. I have a friend who does not believe in evil, to give him the Viagra steel also do not eat, the results of the talk after the white clouds, that thing is also frozen, fuck, from now on Xiao Lang strangers.
Speaking of which, I think of an old friend of mine, eh, this sentence is like a master of the words, but I hope not to violate the copyright. He is dry teacher’s, even said, his wife vegetarian teacher la, both of them powder chicken crooked, once, he looked for me to complain, said what that is not coordinated, to divorce. The old man asked, immediately know the crux of the problem, the original their elegant Xingsu take turns to send, the results of vegetarian two people are cool not. Laozi told him, after seeing his wife, without saying a word first shot, fuck, and then they became a model couple.
However, this also has a disadvantage, because my old friend Lao Su will come to borrow money, because Viagra is full of expensive steel, and he likes to borrow money and do not return it, perhaps should not have come up with such a wonderful plan, so that my old son to do it for me is not so much better!
The above is purely made up, if there is any similarity, please don’t be right.
(to be continued)