Don’t let your girlfriend go to the beach alone.


The exercise congratulates Yuan Yuan on the revamp. Brothers are touched every time they come by the mutual encouragement and cuts, from the old stuffy ones to the concave and Yuan Yuan.

(i)

I love women, but I despise them. Over the past ten years the number of them in my life has increased, and many of them I have begun to mix up and forget, sometimes suddenly thinking that someone or something could be nothing more than a short dream I had one night. Many of their looks, body odor and those details, except for the first time and some special have begun to blur, but one thing is certain, as the number of “them” increases, I lose more and more confidence in this thing called women.

Later I realized that I began to care less about the physical pleasure these affairs brought me, and I saw more of their betrayal behind each so-called affair, either to their lovers, or to their husbands and families. Disappointed, I am still not married and have a starving sex life.

But now it’s my season, summer is here, I feel the same as the scavenging jackals of the African savannah when the dry season arrives, the carcasses of thirsty animals are everywhere, my “full” season has arrived; and then comes the fall of gastrointestinal distress, and the winter of hibernation in frustration.

When I was a child, I heard the story of howling birds and I was hooked. In the summer, they play happily regardless of the coming winter, and in the winter, they freeze to death and starve to death miserably. The misery of freezing and starving to death and the joy and madness of play were both equally passionate and tragic, and I loved them like theater. And I know what the most dangerous and stupid thing in the world is, and I have a wise word for the fellows here: “Never let your woman go to the sea alone.”

The beginning of this story of me, summer, the sea and the woman is very accidental. At that time I was assigned to this seaside city to do shipping, very busy work pressure, there are not many friends lonely and depressing, so after work I am addicted to the sea bathing beach swimming. After work, the sun is not strong, usually with a volleyball: swim for an hour to find someone to play an hour of beach volleyball, back to the single dormitory exhausted to get some food and then two bottles of beer, and sleep like a pig, not even a dream, unlike other dormitory single guys are always young people’s way to solve the problem of insomnia.

Once we represent a domestic ship is ready to load in our port to Europe, several crew members’ families from abroad to visit, the crew’s wives always look for opportunities in their husband’s ship in the domestic port loading the goods of the three or four days to meet with their men for a long time, such visits for the settlement of the demands of the lust of the particularly large, they come with a long time to hunger and thirst and the body and the hot desire.

Usually they meet and find a hotel on shore, close the door, and don’t come out for three days except to eat, and when the crew returns to the ship they all have black eye frames and walk unsteadily, while the women are mostly glowing and radiant, and we often like to joke about it in our line of work.

That time the ship was late coming from the Korean port because of the summer typhoon, those women stayed in the hotel and came to our office once a day to ask about the schedule of this ship. One of the wives of the ship’s telegraph operator was very young and pretty, and I heard that her husband had gone on board just two months after their marriage, and she had not seen her man for half a year, and every time she came she was very shy and didn’t talk much, and I paid a lot of attention to her every time.

Then on Saturday the shipping company sent us a telegram saying that the ship was not going to come to our port and was going directly to Indonesia to load other cargoes, and we didn’t know the phone number of the crew’s family’s hotel, so we couldn’t notify them, and had to wait for them to come and ask for it themselves.

The next day was Sunday, and I was on duty alone, and she came in early in the morning, telling me that the other family members were too hot for the weather, so she was the only one sent to ask for news. Probably because there was no one in the office, she was not as shy as usual, and I could see her sharp disappointment when I told her that the ship was no longer coming.

She paused for a long time and sighed, “A wasted trip.” I told her that we would let her know when we had the chance. She had no one to talk to for a few days, so she chatted with me. I know she is a mainlander, never seen the sea, came to wait all day in the hotel, a person did not go out, and then she said goodbye and went back to the hotel.

I didn’t expect her to come alone again in the afternoon when I was on duty, and this time she was dressed very colorfully and revealingly, and I guessed that the clothes were worn only after she had prepared to meet her husband. She became excited and told me that all those family members had gone back, and she couldn’t come here for nothing, she wanted to have some fun alone and asked me how to get to the sea bathing beach.

I was so happy to see her that I told her that I was going to work right away and just happened to be going swimming and that I could take her, and she agreed right away.

She sat down on the couch in the office, the skirt is very short, immediately exposed two white thighs, and then coy up quietly pull skirt, but simply can not cover, so that I have a heart.

After work I rode on my just bought a smuggled motorcycle, she began to hesitate again, not  sitting behind me, may be too short skirt for fear of light, I handed her volleyballs to hold, told her here are wearing a bikini directly to the bathhouse girl, she sat behind me, only she did not hold my waist, she just put her hand on my shoulder, and then I intentionally drive the car as fast as I could, and heart Pleasure.

When she changed from the dressing room to swimsuit out, it was my turn to be shy, very white, full breasts in the swimsuit slim, I can not see more, I do not  my brother will be a public embarrassment, and immediately went down to swim.

She was so much fun to be with in the sea, smiling all the time and letting me hold her hand and teach her how to swim, then we played volleyball on the beach, she was very good at volleyball, but unfortunately there were too many people joining in later. We went for another dip in the ocean and she let me swim for her, then she waved at me from a distance.

We didn’t flush the fresh water out of the baths until dark, and this time in the car she hugged me around the waist, and my breath caught because every time I slowed down and braked, I could feel something soft against my back.

I invited her to seafood, she doesn’t drink, I drank a little, I talk a lot and all she does is listen and laugh.

I sent her back to the hotel late, I wasn’t a veteran then, so I said goodbye to her honestly, went back straight to regret it, and proceeded to think about her body making the mistake that young people love to make subconsciously.

The next day after work, in front of the company not far from the car when she stopped me, I just said: “I thought you all went back.” Then she sat behind me without saying a word, and I felt like flying in ecstasy.

On the beach boulevard she pressed her face gently against my back and breathed in the scent of my neck; in the water she asked me to hold the small of her back and teach her to swim, but we were always distracted. Then we came out when it was dark and she offered to make her own dinner in my dorm. Then she told me that she didn’t drink with me yesterday because she was worried about me drinking and driving.

This time we both drank a lot and instead of talking a lot, it was awkward. After a long time of drinking she started to cry, I didn’t know why I was crying so I went to shake her shoulder, she suddenly fell into my arm and cried out, I was very worried that the guys next door would hear me, she strangled me a little bit by hugging me around the waist, as soon as I started kissing her she stopped crying.

I touched her breasts and she nervously accepted my caresses, but when I put my hands up her skirt, she firmly stopped me, and I only kept kissing her mouth and breasts for a long time, and then I got tired of kissing them, and she noticed, and in a low, nervous voice that was a little husky, she said, “You can turn off the light.”

I went back to her after turning off the light and she started to kiss me of her own accord, then, she took my hand and put it on her there, I pushed my hand in from the side of my panties and found it as wet and slippery as if it had been coated with oil, I stroked her bud gently and she spasmodically clenched her leg against my hand, then she bit my lip and the salt gave her blood.

We did it six times that night, and the first two times I did it quickly, in about 10 minutes, and she didn’t come forward very much, and then I asked her in a low voice, “Will…” and she said that she had taken the pills to do it.

I don’t know what nerves she touched with this “drug”, she started to become active and crazy, and every time she moaned a lot afterward, she also shouted before orgasm, and I had to use my mouth to block her mouth. During the period I once just finished tired, confused sleep a moment, just to her caress to wake me up, and then we began to do it again.

At that time I still only know a traditional position, she will not be anything else. When I got up the next day, I found that my knees were red and swollen from the bamboo mat, I went to work and left her in my dormitory, and when I came back at noon she was already gone, her bathing suit was pulled at my place, and I haven’t seen this woman since.

(ii)

I was distracted for a long time after she left, I always thought that one day she would stop my car on the way home from work, so I went swimming every day, and after a month of this, I was completely disappointed.

One day while playing volleyball, two girls wanted to join us, usually on the beach you want to join us to play, as long as the side of the station, someone will naturally pass the ball to you, you catch it, it is recognized by the group. But they didn’t know this rule, they stood in the middle of our circle and one of them, a mediocre looking girl in a black swimsuit, asked in Shaanxi Mandarin, “Whose ball is this?”

Everyone stopped, and I said, “It’s mine. Why?” She said seriously, “Can we join in?” We all laughed and played together.

They told me later that they were Xi’an girls traveling together, one mediocre looking and the other very innocent looking. Apparently they have been a little dirty by the salty air of the beach, the waves, the sun and the many naked people, and by the way, they have also opened the door to their lust.

As it was getting dark, I met them again at the entrance to the bathhouse and said hello. We stopped at the door and chatted. The not-so-good-looking guy was chatty, and while I was sneaking glances at the better-looking guy, they said they didn’t know what to do when it got dark, and were interested in my smuggled KAWASAKI off-road KTM.

I said: “Yes! It’s a pity that you can’t sit three people, or I’ll take you for a ride in the mountains, where there are many beautiful villas and the former gardens of the KMT’s Song Ziwen.”

Then the chatty guy asked me to buy them dinner, so I went to dinner with two strange girls with wet hair. During the meal they told me they both had boyfriends, and the two girls were very close and joked about people saying they were gay.

After we parted ways, the unattractive guy wanted to ride in my car, and encouraged her partner to ride with her, I said: “can ah! Anyway, there is no traffic police at night.” So they all came up to sit, the unattractive guy sat behind me, let me a little regret.

When I went to the beach the next evening, the girls were already waiting there, so we all hung out. Later they said they wanted to invite me back, so we went back to the same restaurant as yesterday. The atmosphere wasn’t as good as the day before, it was always cold and they seemed to have something on their minds.

Later on when we came out, the ugly one told me she wasn’t feeling well and wanted me to take that beauty for a ride in the hills I mentioned yesterday, which neither I nor that beauty felt right about, but she was very insistent and took a taxi straight away.

So I took the innocent-looking fellow for a drive in the mountains, and I showed her a lot of old cottages and sanatoriums with four walls covered in green by creepers. While walking and talking on a dam in the mountains, I took her hand and she didn’t refuse.

The mountains are very cool and quiet, and then the moon rose, I took her to the former Song Ziwen’s garden, which is now a park, and then we found a secluded chair to sit down. Chatting I suddenly touched her bare legs without stockings, she looked at me, did not say anything, I explained: “as if I saw a mosquito biting your legs.” She laughed, so I pulled her over to kiss her.

I kissed and put my hands into the clothes to touch her breasts, her breasts are not very big, but the nipples are very sensitive, her skin is very smooth and delicate. Was busy working she suddenly stopped, it turned out that she found another pair of lovers in the distance toward this side, we stopped sitting, she said: “so late, there are people ah! It’s so annoying.” I said: “Yes! Why don’t we find a more secluded place.”

It took a long time, but we finally found a stone barstool to sit on where the grass was thickest all around and there was no path.

I started kissing her chest, she was very impulsive and pressed my head hard against her chest, then I started kissing her chest as I felt up her thighs, at first skimming past there unobtrusively, then I slipped my hand in, and I heard her suck in a long breath.

Her grass was very sparse, I massaged her buds back and forth, she twisted her crotch to match the rhythm of my movements, I was so excited that I pulled back my pants zipper and pulled her hand to stroke my brother, she took it out of her pants and rubbed it, then she kept twisting her body to press my head down from her chest, so I kissed the navel of her belly.

Then almost a year later I realized that she was probably asking me to lick her there, but I didn’t understand it at the time.

We touched each other’s genitals, we began to lose control, I put her down on the stone chair to take off her panties, she sat up, I still remember her expression in the moonlight, she said: “Is it okay, here?” I said, “It’s almost one o’clock, there’s no way to find a ghost here.” She said wait, then she stood up, lifted her skirt, twisted her body and pulled her shorts down below her knees, then sat on my lap and covered her skirt again.

I understood what she meant, but my brother couldn’t find his way to the peach blossom and was very anxious because I had never entered a female from behind before.

She lifted her hips in style (in my mind the way she lifted her skirt, twisted her body to remove her panties and lifted her hips to move it looking for entry was the sexiest thing ever, and forever I’ll remember that) and then she sat down slowly in alignment. I entered and we both paused for a moment to experience that entry and acceptance. Then I began to move, rubbing her small but firm breasts with both hands as I did so, and she began to squirm, but didn’t dare make a sound as it was very quiet around her.

She could be very involved and relaxed after she got my commitment to the safety of the environment, while I started to worry that I was afraid of a park ranger popping up out of nowhere, and since I’d never had sex outdoors in a natural setting and wasn’t familiar with entering a woman from behind, I had a hard time orgasming, so I lasted a long, long time.

During this time I could feel her going into overdrive several times and going slack several times. I didn’t check the time, I guessed it was almost an hour and I still hadn’t had an orgasm, but then I still put her down on the stone chair and worked her from the front for a few minutes before I came in her in one go.

We realized that there was nothing to wipe it off with, so she took her bathing suit, which had been washed but not dried, and wiped it off for me, and then for herself. After throwing the swimsuit away, she lay half in my arms and we talked, and I asked her, “It’s late, that girlfriend of yours must know what we’ve done.” She said, “I’m not afraid, we’re better than sisters.”

She asked me what I thought of her not-so-beautiful partner, and I said, “Nothing, you should know that it was you I was thinking of from the beginning!”

She said, “You’re so ungrateful, it’s a shame that she’s so kind…”

I asked her why, and she told me, “Actually, she’s the one who likes you very much, and she’s strongly encouraging the two of us to do it, and creating opportunities.”

I joked, “That’s really a king’s wife!”

She was silent for a long time and said, “You don’t understand, she’s still a virgin… otherwise, she would have been the one who came here today.”

That summer I kept thinking about these two Xi’an girls, one who looked talkative and cheerful but mediocre and she was pure. The other looked innocent, beautiful, and shy, but was so fancy that she wasn’t the least bit shy about doing it.

I learned from then on not to judge women by their outward appearance or presentation.

Of course, this story of mine ends the same way as the last one, with me going to the beach again and the girls never showing up again. They went back to their homes and the arms of their boyfriends to continue their stories.

In my many experiences, only a handful of women have asked for my phone number, and of these again only a handful have called me from the inside. Only three of them met with me again, and the rest of the women just looked at me as the same environment as the sea and the beach on their vacations, or the same facilities as restaurants and hotels to use, and they relaxed their spirit and indulged their youth through us.

(iii)

It was the second or third summer I can not remember, I am obsessed with the evening to the beach swimming are a little perverted, the evening after work often have business dinner, can push me to push. In the air-conditioned office to stay a day, if you do not go to the beach after work to swim and only wearing swimming trunks to play beach volleyball will be sweating out, I feel everywhere is not good, can not eat, sleep is not stable, and the same as the disease. Swimming brings other benefits in addition to sex – you know that the best male body is not a bodybuilder, but a swimmer ah!

On weekend afternoons the beach is very crowded, and at the height of the crowd you can’t even play beach volleyball because the beach is full of people and there is no space for it. Sometimes the ball is hit by a partner who is not very good at the game and hits the people resting on the beach, which can lead to arguments.

A guy across the street from me was killing the ball for me when he hit it off the head of a woman sitting in a beach chair under an umbrella not far behind me, knocking her sunglasses off. I ran over to pick up the ball and told her I was sorry, she thought it was me and gave me a reproachful look while she brushed her sandy hair, I picked up the sunglasses and handed them back to her, she put them on with a very cold look and didn’t say a word.

I was always thinking that this wide-brimmed straw hat with a plump body white sleek arrogant woman where I have seen, but she has put on the sunglasses and I was too embarrassed to look at her, apologized again and took the ball back to continue to play, in order to no longer make a mistake I and the partner switched places so that I was facing the woman on the beach chairs, that the woman had been sitting with her back to us facing the sea, may be worried about the back of the flying cross ball! The woman had been sitting with her back to us facing the sea, but probably because she was worried about the ball coming from behind, she simply turned her chair around and watched us play.

I got into the spirit of the game when a beauty watched me play, and it just so happened that the guys I was playing with that day were at a very poor level, and I ran very hard and paid attention to my posture, and often got some nice fish saves or something, and now that I think of it I’m just as dumb as a dog that bites its own tail and turns in circles so desperately just to please the mistress of the house, and I’m ashamed to think of it.

While playing, I saw the woman take a long phone call while watching us, and our ball rolled up to her once, and she cocked her head to talk on the phone and flicked the ball over with a foot that drained her red toenails.

When we got tired, we broke up and went back to the sea to continue swimming, and when I walked by her I stopped and asked her: “Is your head okay? I’m really sorry about that, one of the guys wasn’t very good at it and hit you.”

She looked up and stared at me from behind her sunglasses for half a second, then pointed with her chin to the empty beach chair beside her and said, “Sit!”

I’m baffled: she should have said there’s nothing wrong, or chided us and then I’d go for a swim, so what was the point of letting me sit? It was a bit confusing. While thinking about it, I obediently sat in the chair next to her.

She stood up and adjusted her chair back to face the ocean like the one I was sitting in, then she sat down, expressionless and bored, looking at the people frolicking in the ocean in the distance. I looked at her and tried to say something, like “haven’t we met somewhere before?” or something like that, but she didn’t even look at me, obviously not wanting to talk to me.

I studied her, noting that she was actually older than I was beginning to feel, already a middle-aged woman, and that her clothes and hair were well-dressed and imposing, but her sunglasses were obviously a man’s style and wide; she was medium-sized and plump. As I watched, I began to look unnatural, for I realized that although she was looking away in boredom, she apparently sensed that I was staring at her and studying her, and a mocking smile hung at the corner of her mouth.

I didn’t want to sit down like that, I was going to stand up and say “If you don’t have any problems I’m going to go for a swim”, when she turned her face and started to talk to me, she asked me: “Are you a local?” She asked me, “Are you a local?” Her tone was very gentle and her voice was very beautiful with a very mellow Beijing accent.

She said that she had once come here with a group two or three years ago, but was in a hurry, and only came here for vacation this summer when she was finally free. She complained about the various inconveniences here, the poor service, and finally she said that the seafood here was not as good as that in the mainland city she was in.

I said, “I don’t think so! Where did you eat? I felt that way.” She named the best hotel in the area and told me she was staying there. I actually go there quite often because a lot of our clients stay there.

I told her that the hotel’s Chinese restaurant had a food poisoning accident last year, many diners vomiting and diarrhea, giving the hotel a very bad influence, since then the hotel in the food and beverage on the conservative up, such as seafood heat are cooked older, and seldom provide enough raw cold dishes.

She said, “Really? Then where is better?” I gave her a lot of restaurants, and finally I told her, in fact, the best seafood is the fishermen open fishing village stalls, where there is really something special. She said, “Is it dirty?” “Not bad.” I said, she said she was a woman sitting on the street eating that is very indecent, we both laughed.

Then her phone rang again and she started answering it, albeit in a whisper, and I could still hear her flirting in circles with a man. I thought to myself, “This woman is all over the place, and she’s not a sister, so I don’t think it would be fun to be with her. When she finally finished her call, I said, “I’m sorry for bumping into you today.

Oh, it’s getting late, I should get back, see you later!” While standing up, he prepared to leave.

She scolded me, “You’re leaving? If you really want to apologize, you shouldn’t have invited me to that fishing village for a meal?” I laughed and thought she was joking, so I quickly said, “Of course!” I didn’t expect her to get up and go get her bag.

I came out of the men’s locker room and she was waiting for me outside, and I looked at her wide-brimmed straw hat and sunglasses and was very frustrated because with this old, slippery woman, I was always submissive, and she always liked to take the initiative in everything. For example, when I wanted to ride my bike, she said, “Leave it in the parking lot of the bathhouse,” and we took a taxi.

When we sat in front of the “lights” stalls, I realized that I came to swim without a wallet, only a small amount of money in the clothes, I was really embarrassed and anxious, so I ordered some cheap food, she said: “Do not come to some wine ah?” I said: “good boss, come two bottles of beer.” She said: “Beer? I don’t like it. Do you have any wine, like a dry red?” I said, “There’s only beer and liquor here.”

The owner was very helpful and said it was fine, he could go to a store not far away and do it for me. She said, “Okay, let’s get a bottle first!” I thought to myself: ‘Damn it! I will have to find a chance to go back to the dormitory to get my wallet.’ While cursing the old woman really TNND too powerful.

But all this was nothing. When the first course came up, she poured the wine, took off her sunglasses, and was ready to start eating, the more I looked at her under the light, the more wrong I felt, and I felt my head getting a little big: “Are you… are you… are you not… are you not… xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx?”

She smiled and said, “What are you waiting for? Eat your food!”

This woman starred in a rather vulgar and boring TV show a few years ago. Holy shit!

(to be continued)