(i)
That said, I arrived in South Korea, unfamiliar with the place, so I had to look for the hotel counter of the beauty of the conversation. One of them was very unpatriotic looking, so I locked her up to eat tofu. Fuck, people have money, looks become good looks, before I talk to the girls, they all seem to see ghosts, now I have money, the girls will come up, very realistic.
The topic is far away again, I hurry back to the main story. That girl is full of sauce, stuffed, more than Taipei, Taipei, even powder strange, sauce even so know, stuffed also so a kind boss secretly told me, I just learned, how this pipe horse will also be? Then I realized that she had come to Taiwan to study. I only know to study in the United States, the original Taiwan can also stay, I would not have known that I would not have to work hard to take the TOEFL, but also by the cram school that the monster ridiculed, called the even jump machine faster.
Anyway, I talked to her and asked her to be a guide and pay him thirty dollars a day, and I saw her Lin’s mouth was crooked with laughter. Then she asked me where I wanted to play. What do you want to play? I really want to say to her: I want to play with women, of course, in the room to play, but Su really can not say, temporary and can not think of any place to go in addition to the kiln, just then there is a powder patriotic-looking woman walked past, I had a bright idea, and said to her: ‘Panmunjian.’
Probably Korean men are also pink and horny, so she also guessed where the even would go, so she took the even to that street to shop, where all the girls wear white gowns and sit in the window for you to pick out, and as soon as the old man walked in the door, there was a chorus of ‘my mother’ on all sides.
Speaking of which, I have a serious cultural issue to discuss with you bosses, this ‘my mother’, its full name is ‘my mother card wet boobies big’. As we are more advanced in this country, we usually greet people’s mothers, like ‘x your mother’ or something like that, and if you are a little more respectful, you can fuck his eighteen generations of ancestors, anyway, it’s all about greeting other people. The situation here is special, even his mom pink wet, boobs and pink big tell you, not to indicate that you come x my mother?
The weathered area here is backward, the store has no decoration, a bit like our countryside ‘foot scratching room’, the old man picked half a day did not have a decent, so I had to find a random to make do.
Into the room, hey, fuck, but also really like my father used to go to the one, let the old man a little bit of ancient feelings, but the sheets damp wet, it seems than the old family is also outdated, I now have money, fucking with this kind of goods did not lose dignity, so the battlefield closed to hit the road back home.
It’s been a long time since I wrote “The Weird Uncle”, I often have trouble writing, and I’m self-conscious that it doesn’t have the same flavor as before, so it’s a failure… maybe the next one will be better?
(ii)
Lao Zi back to the hotel, all the way to the powder is not happy, horse guide in the eyes, had to do their duty to the country, of course, there are many twists and turns, I had to tell the details from the beginning. Fuck, do not detail from the beginning also detail from the end? Speaking of this tail, really vegetarian man’s biggest regret.
I’ve heard that men used to have tails, but then they degenerated to just a bone. Think about it, bosses. How great would it be if the front degenerated? Fuck, it turns out that the front keeps evolving, and then it becomes a tendon, so it would be better to degenerate. Lao Tzu said – I mean, I said three times – “Softness is better than strength.” Fuck, how can softness be better than strength? Lao Zi – I’m talking about me – once I drank too much, I was weak, the boss’s wife was helpless, she wanted me to be strong, I couldn’t be strong, and the boss’s wife almost ate me like a cow’s tendon.
What the fuck are you talking about? That is to say, the horse guide back to the hotel to take me to see that strip show, on the stage on a row of women exposed grandmother there Joan of Arc – Su poor shake la! Fuck this is a hand people misplaced, big brother do not take offense. The stage has a distance from the seats, I can not even see their features clearly, not to mention the color of the nipples. After the strip show, the rest of the program was not interesting, so the horse guide took me to try my luck, and you must have guessed which hotel I stayed at, right?
There are not many tables in that casino, but the little girl who serves the wine are all pink slut, I won big at that time, a few sluts ran over to rub, the horse guide is not too happy, saying that the brewer will lose everything. Fuck, so early to go back to the room hatch cock egg? As a result, the fucking old man took the horse guide to the room inside.
The women here are very strange, the old saying is ‘there is a man by the sea who is driven by the smell of the husband’ means this, I don’t know if this sea refers to this place or not. I remember that when the boss’s wife saw me taking off my socks, she would tell me to take them farther away, which hurt my fragile heart. Once, I deliberately put the socks stuffed under the bed, the boss’s wife dry to half, suddenly sat up, almost to the old man’s that broken, mouth has been scolding the little cat cat ah and stealing salted fish. I was so scared that I almost turned into a cowboy again.
When I entered the room, I turned on the TV and started to look for Discovery channel. Hee hee, I’m looking for something on TV, but if I come to a place like this to watch Discovery, you’ll think I’ve got a bad head on my shoulders! The Ma Zi Wizard started to search for my dirty socks, but it’s strange, she only wants dirty socks, she doesn’t wash her dirty underwear, she just picks the soft ones, she only does superficial work.
I haven’t even gotten to the A’s as of this writing, so it’s good to get to the A’s now before your bosses evolve too quickly and your wives get upset.
But there is nothing to write about this file, in short, it is ‘hum hum, ha ha ha’, body position on the vegetative in front of, suddenly in the back, Yang Yi Yi high, drill Yi Yi Jian. Fuck hole old hip, vegetarian hole boss’s famous saying la!
(iii) (?)
The Korean girl was looking for stinky socks everywhere, but I was wearing no-wash socks, so she had to start looking for my underwear, but I had just arrived, so I didn’t have anything to wash for her. Then I saw her eyes turn to my coat hanging on the chair, and I hurriedly took it to the closet. Fuckin’ hell! It’s so cold, I’ll freeze to death without this coat tomorrow. I saw that she had to wash a few things, so I took off my jeans and threw them to her. She was flabbergasted for a moment and had an innocent look on her face. I realized that they were also picking the soft ones, and when it came to big clothes, they wouldn’t do it either.
Later, later we sat down to chat. Forget it, there is nothing erotic in this paragraph, I think you bosses are not interested, let’s start from the later later. Anyway, we went to the bed later, and skipped the undressing, so there’s not much to say about that. Anyway, she just put my dick in her mouth, and I leaned against the nightstand to enjoy her action.
In the past, a guy named Hu said that our old China is Mr. Almost, everything is green and green, this sentence is really fucking right, that even the dear boss lady, always refused to serve for the old man, the father of the nation said that that inferior people should also serve one person’s service, to create one person’s welfare, the boss lady is so smart, according to the theory that it should be served by the service of a thousand people, but even the even do not serve, it is really a shame of the country.
Sometimes the boss’s wife is not too addictive, she will also grab up in the mouth to serve a little, but there is little expression on the face, and all hemp only two fingers to hold, at most three, in short, is very unprofessional. This Han Mei Mei on powder dedication, face with powder intoxicated expression, not often but also with you throw a winks, small buttocks like a small white shake non-stop, as if the powder need to Laozi hard to give her a shot, and from beginning to end with two hands to hold Laozi the word, a customer-oriented look.
Speaking of this expression, I remembered a former pipe of horse, and then she married Lao Jiang, and then Lao Jiang died in a car accident. Fuck, the story is too simple, I’m afraid that all bosses listen to the confusion, the old man or pick some colorful plot to serve you.
Speaking of this Ma Zi, to Lao Zi’s deep impression of powder, Lao Zi wrote the color of the text has more powder her shadow, the boss can guess who she is. In fact, she doesn’t really like to serve, but as long as it’s her turn to serve, she’s serious about it. Sometimes she will not admit defeat, want to swallow it all the time, but vegetarian mouth is too small, then the corners of her mouth will reveal the cold light, because her canine teeth Xiang silver teeth, even every time I look at the powder fear, afraid of her silver teeth have no feeling, accidentally Laozi will be broken offspring.
Don’t look at this horse looks small and delicate, clean and beautiful, temper can be very fierce, once she and ginger somehow, even witnessed her while ginger not pay attention to, pick up bricks on the ground, to his head on the prime of a mark, ginger almost down on the spot, powder like cartoon inside the cat beaten by the mouse.
Later, I asked ginger, this only know, if the man in bed is always defeated, the wife quasi-determined to you not too respect, and from time to time, will catch your weakness, let you feel you in every day cuckold. But the fact is almost so, I know better than that.
One time probably the ginger did not fulfill its responsibility, the next morning she ran to knock on the door, I have just been fucked by the boss’s wife has not yet regained strength, she put it in her mouth and chewed for half a day, and then a foot on the cross up, almost did not fuck the even dead. Later on, later on, Laozi ran to buy stocks, because the bright sign is lifting up and getting bigger, either Taishuo or Taiyang, and so on, as soon as I arrived at the number, I changed my mind, because I saw that concubine of Ah Hua’s sister again, drooping her head and dozing off there. I had an idea, could it be that the cards will kill once they are lifted?
A few days ago into an unfamiliar website, also posted a few articles, and there is a response, the old man thought, even in the Yuan Yuan posted the rest of the year, can not receive a few letters in response, actually lost the courtesy of requesting the wild, in a hurry to go in. I didn’t expect to go in, the anus will be shot first, and then ‘partner’ Xiaohui was also overturned, it’s really a terrible place. Uncle Strange’s response also has a few articles, but Su can not see, all the big brother elements know, can you tell little brother, see little brother totaled a few hidden arrows?
So I’ve come up with a little idea to mix some greetings in my articles in the future, and for those who cast hidden arrows in the future, I’ll strike first… What’s the best idea you bosses have?
(iv) (? + 1)
That said, ginger did not take good care of the family, his horse often come here to find Laozi happy. The old man thought, let her white happy old man is not a big loss? Just that time the little sister back to the countryside, even called her something to clean up the room, the horse is really powder lazy, a day down only the bed is organized, the toilet paper on the ground is not picked up, the whole room are vegetarian fishy flavor.
It just so happened that a new student from the university… I’m sorry, from the University of T… who had brought two bunches of bananas with him to pay his respects, saw toilet paper all over the floor as soon as he walked in the door, and I guessed that he must have looked at him with a mixture of admiration and envy, and was amazed.
Then… Then I closed the door and told him to wait before coming in. Because when I looked back, that happy man was undressing and getting ready to have fun. No wonder the kicker had such a complicated look in his eyes, so I let him have fun for nothing. The word “happy” is too much of a Hong Kong flavor, next time I have to change the name, or you bosses will think I am an authority on heart surgery.
The topic seems to have gone too far, so I’m obligated to pull it back, so you can rest assured, bosses.
The student who played… at the University of T… I guessed that he must have studied Applied Mathematics because he was very good at it, and he knew how to apply it. Once I was playing dice with him, and I rolled a five, but he didn’t say that he rolled a six, he said (5 + 1) instead, so I couldn’t count, and I didn’t know how to do it, and it took me half a day to figure out that he was just talking about a six.
At that time, when we were taking Shuo Wen Jie Zi, the old professor was afraid that we would not be able to make a living in the future, so he would teach us some different things… like breaking up words, like “Bamboo,” “Kou,” “Wooden,” “Stupid,” and so on.
Once, Lao Tzu broke down his name a bit, on the Su Kou soil soil ten ten in a force, the man looked at it, and changed it into a square process: Kou (soil + soil) + (ten + ten + in a force = wow + le = wow le. (Just kidding, don’t mind if I do.)
Back to the topic, this time must come some heavy salty, let you bosses happy. That said, that Korean girl is intoxicated in the old man that under, the old man on the powder nonchalantly grab her that two play. In fact, people are really strange, why play to play to vegetate that a few points?
And frankly speaking, there is not particularly good-looking, once I was curious about the powder, to kiss the boss’s thighs to pull apart to study carefully, as if there is no beauty, a boss described it as a vegetarian hair chicken, I do not look like, but like a vegetarian deflated mouth drooling Euclid sang.
Later, I found out that it had something to do with math. Isn’t math all about points, lines and faces? Points are three points, and three points are faces… faces… sorry, I’m a bit hungry… faces are faces, and faces are faces, right? A line is a curve, which means that a girl must have curves and a good face as well as a good three points This is a big fucking kick… T, T, T. I’ve forgotten my fucking English.
That old man who kicked… T University caused me to make a typo, and once I complained to him, and he said that he was really kicked, and that if his old man hadn’t kicked him every day, he wouldn’t have been able to go to T University. The old man thought about it right, if not vegetarian old man grew up like to play the game of kissing, will not enter the family? Why couldn’t I get into Jiao Tong University? (No cursing, bosses!)
(v) (Hearin 16)
That said, Lao Zi grabbed Han Niu’s tits to play, she began to chicken cat ghost screaming, mouth babbling well do not know what she was screaming, she looked at Lao Zi Joe two diamonds, only to change the language: ‘Oh ~ ~ old turtle ~ ~ oh ~ ~ kissed Dada ~ ~’
Fuckin’ hell! Does anyone still use ‘old snapper’ in this day and age? This girl must love the classics. I remember I used to have sex with a horse, she was so modern, full of ‘OH MY GOD’, ‘COME ON’, I didn’t know how to respond to her, so I had to kiss her.
What the hell! I fell for it because I didn’t like to take baths, and she had just done this… this… for me, so it wasn’t very hygienic to kiss her. Luckily, there wasn’t an epidemic of intestinal viruses at that time, so I suggest that all of you should wash your hands and mouths with soap before kissing her, so as not to let illnesses come in through the mouth.
Okay, now in order to comply with the erotic version of the need for a little heavy salty taste, the following contains fishy taste, please do not love erotic literature and under eighteen years of age of young people to skip this paragraph.
I’ll flip her flat and give her 7,000 or 8,000 strokes, then flip her over and give her another 7,000 or 8,000 strokes. Fuck, I read the sex articles of all the bosses, they always give her hundreds and hundreds of strokes, I don’t know what unit you use. Like me, I use 100 as a unit, and it makes my knees red and swollen, so I really have to admire the courage of your bosses.
Once, the old man and a few diehard to go shopping kiln, the old man went in to do the job, think too early to go out will be ridiculed, inside the smoke to spend time, the princess with a powder understanding of the tone of voice with the old man said: ‘smoke two more before going out better.’ I think about the right, so I smoked two more, I did not expect to go out, they actually have not yet come out. Fuck, I don’t believe they can fuck for two hours?
Speaking of this color text, I really admire the powder bosses, can make love to describe the powder good, how to touch it, how to flow water it, are written clearly, like the old man saw the woman on what all forget, wait until the end of the regret is too late.
One time I didn’t believe her and cheated by copying the procedure on a piece of paper, for example, first, kiss first; second, remember to touch your hair… But every time, the boss’s wife didn’t give me a chance to practise, like when I wanted to kiss first and she took off her clothes, that should be step 9, and it should have been done by me. Fuck, since she first messed up, I had to go first. Sometimes I can’t help but give her a shot when she touches me on the mouth, so it’s not easy to cheat.
That said, the Korean girl called the powder loud, I do not know vegetarian really powder cool, Laozi on the powder strange, she is cool or not cool dry Laozi ass, Laozi spend money on their own to be cool, if she powder cool Laozi not vegetarian by her to play to go? So I gave her a slap in her ass. I didn’t expect her to receive a slap more cool, muttering pointing to the other half, meaning that the element said, elements have benefactor hit your left butt, right side also want to stretch to him to hit. This Korean girl’s dedication, by no means can be compared to the even.
Later, I occasionally heard the old Jin said, fortunately, I am vegetarian in Seoul, elements to Jeju Island can not be, I heard that the horses there are more dedicated, non-fuck you to the feet soft never let go, pig head boss must have come to taste the sweetness, so now open the Jeju bean curd, fuck, vegetarian not vegetarian to drain the pockets, not the pig road, anyway, I see Jeju will retreat three times.
I’m sorry, we’ve gone too far. After Han Nui was slapped a few times, she became more and more wavy. Ancient people were really good at using the word “wave”. Look at Han Nui, her ass is like a wave, and there is a lot of water there. Ancient people must have had sex with Ying Ying Meiyaozi to come up with this word. There is a colorful article is even better, at the beginning of the beginning, wave amassed thousands of ancient characters, fuck, thousands of ancient characters have been amassed by the wave, that Han girl a wave, of course, I was amassed, fuck really the ancients sincere not I deceive.