“Hey, Xiao Zhuang, it’s Jia Rong. Are you busy now?”
“Oh, Ka Wing, are you still alive? You want to play mahjong again? I don’t have time now.”
“Dry Nim teacher card is good, the moment we meet, no good words, I wanted to do business with you, forget it, I’ll go to the other students well, bye!”
“Ouch! Big boy, don’t hang up yet, just kidding, don’t be so angry, what’s so good about Kang to report my earnings?”
“I’m planning to go to the island recently, and I heard that you’re the prince of the island, so I want to join your company’s tour, and I’m only going if you take me!”
“So it’s this thing ah, so what’s the problem, as long as it’s a problem for you, Jia Rong big boy, it’s my problem, it’s just that lately I’ve been frozen up and can’t lead the troupe na!”
“What, who shook down your pedestal? That’s news!”
“Alright, don’t mention it, how about this, you come to my company first, I’ll show you the itinerary first, and we’ll talk about it when we meet.”
Xiao Zhuang is a man with nothing else but a lot of love affairs. Recently, I would like to go to Ridao because Xiao Zhuang always has some love affairs when he is leading tours, and every time he will come back to talk to us, which makes me want to go and touch it to see if it’s true. However, when he showed us Xinyi, we believed it was true, but I don’t know whether they did that kind of thing or not, after all, that was what he secretly told me (for those who don’t know, please refer to the article “Ridao Sex Tour”).
We arranged to meet at the Dainty Café near his company, when I got there in a while he also arrived, this time the café has long been crowded with all kinds of industry Sales, so it was hard to find a seat to sit down and listen to his explanation of the trip and all the necessary procedures. After a while, my curiosity came back, and want to know what happened to him, so that he has been so bad for a while.
“I don’t know what’s wrong with me lately, but everything’s not going well, one day the departure date of the guests is coming but the documents are not ready, another day someone decided to cancel the tour temporarily and not go, and Xinyi has been breaking up with me again, I really don’t know which god has not worshipped me and is punishing me, right?”
“I think it’s because you don’t know which woman you played with and ended up being dropped or cursed by her without paying!”
“Blah blah blah! I pay for all the fun I go to, unless it’s willingly, and saying I’m insulting her by paying her is a different story, so don’t you ruin my reputation. Speaking of which, though, I do remember if it was the panties?”
“Panties?” Of course it wouldn’t be his own, it had to be something to do with a woman. At this point, my spirit came back, and I began to use my stalking skills to force a confession, and by the way, injected another breath of life into my already exhausted and gutted brain.
“Eh, after you reminded me, it’s like that’s really what happened, and the more I think about it, the scarier it gets.”
“There are external horrors?”
“Rack… terror… terror!” Chuang said and gestured that standard signature hand gesture.
“Hahaha, stop it, come on what happened!”
“Okay, stop it, I’ll tell you, but don’t tell anyone else, and don’t post it on the website, last time I wrote about that thing with Xinyi, and you wrote about it, and then someone forwarded that article to her, causing Xinyi to fight with me for a few days, and not letting me even touch her. Seriously, I hadn’t even kissed her yet at that time!”
“Well, aren’t you guys home runners now anyway? Just don’t count too much, and I promise I won’t tell anyone.”
God knows, if the story isn’t great, I’ll either get internet flak for putting it out there, bawling my eyes out until I run out of steam, and I can’t promise myself that I’ll keep my word.
A month ago I just came back from Thailand with a tour, arrived home already 11:00 pm, I wanted to take a shower and go to bed, but saw the laundry basket has been piled up almost two weeks of clothes, and tomorrow to wear and no spare, so I had to take a good shower after the dirty clothes to the nearby self-service coin-operated laundromat to wash, fortunately, it is a 24-hour store all year round, or I must be full of manly smell the next day! I’m going to work the next day.
At that time, there was actually no one, only one or two washing machines were turning, although the store was brightly lit, but everything was on its own, and even the money changer had a money changer, so it felt a little scary, and I didn’t care, I just wanted to get my clothes washed and go home to sleep quickly.
Right after dropping the clothes off and pitching in to start the wash, I got bored and sat in a chair and stared at the washing machine as it spun and spun, and ended up almost falling asleep hypnotically.
“Hahaha, you’re really boring yeah, you can’t hold anything to look at!”
“Don’t interrupt me, if you keep arguing you won’t talk.”
As a result, after a while, the automatic door opened, walked into a sister, looks very cute, very much like the current a beautiful girl called Wang Yujie, about sixteen, seventeen years old it, wearing a pair of rimless myopic glasses, the feeling on the good innocence, and the body is also good, the convex convex the playful playful, really want to rush up to help her open the bud.
Just the fact that she came in with a huge bag of clothes with no expression on her face, plus the fact that she was wearing an all-white sweatshirt almost scared me when I first saw it, thinking that I was going to run into the ghost thing as well, but luckily I was relieved when the light shone on her just in time to see the shadow on the floor.
She did not seem to see me as if she threw the bag of dirty clothes into the empty washing machine next to me, then the incredible thing happened, she actually began to take off her clothes one by one, also thrown into the washing machine, first of all, sports tops, shorts, followed by sports bra, panties, when she stood in front of the washing machine, from the curve of the back seems to be a fairly well-developed young girl! When she stood in front of the washing machine, from the curve of her back, it seemed that she was already a well-developed teenager, and her white skin appeared to be even more white and red under the light, which made my cock harden on the spot.
After she put in money, the washing machine began to run, then she seems to see me, and she actually walked to my side, and then without saying a word, kneel down, pulled open my pull, took out my cock began to help me blow up the trumpet up. That kind of tight feeling is really unprecedented, watching her skillfully in my cock and suck and lick, skillful really hard to imagine that her age is actually so young, or she already has experience.
Without waiting for me to ask her, she stood up, turned her back to me, grabbed my cock and sat down on her ass, inserted it directly into her pink pussy and began to twist her ass, making me wonder if she was given an aphrodisiac to be like this. I couldn’t care less about the feeling of relief, and I started thrusting into her pussy in time with her.
And her mouth also began to moan in a low voice, that if there seems to deliberately suppress their own desires of the voice, so that the animal desire in my heart from the bottom of the heart to burst out, at this time I am no longer polite, a heavier than a heavy top of her that is full of obscene water of the tender pussy. At first I was afraid that she would not be able to stand it, but looking at her happy and comfortable bitch, I see that she should not be a good girl, so late still come here to wash clothes, but also with me to do this kind of thing, is not a compensated girl, then it must be the kind of often with the delinquent teenagers out to hang out with the bad women, so I hold the mentality of not to play for nothing, since the people sent to the door, I must be well taken care of, so I was even more vigorously inserted in So I pushed harder into her pussy.
“Okay, that’s enough, I think you’ve either met a ghost or you’re dreaming, which kind of woman would do that!” I couldn’t listen anymore at this point, as soon as I heard it, I knew Xiao Zhuang was bluffing there.
“Hey, how did you know I was dreaming? At that time I suddenly heard the sound of the automatic door opening and closing before I woke up, it turned out that I was really dreaming, but at that time I felt that I was very embarrassed, because I was actually confused, just wearing a pair of boxer shorts and forgot to put on the outer underpants so that I rode out of the house, and then in the washing machine began to spin after falling asleep and then began to dream of sex, and at that time, my penis suddenly erected by the pants head pressed down, and so there will be that kind of tightening of a soothing sensation. “
At this time I can no longer hold back the mouthful of coffee I just drank and with my saliva all sprayed on the face of XiaoZhuang, began to lie on the table laughing maniacally. At this time, the surrounding people also stopped to look at our side, and at this time, Xiao Zhuang is embarrassed to flow all over the face of the coffee to the toilet to clean up.
I couldn’t help but laugh at Chuang’s face when he came out of the shower, but there were still some drops of water on his face, then I held back my laughter and asked him, “What was that muffled moaning sound…”
“It’s the sound of the washing machine washing.”
“So little sister is a dream beauty too?”
“No, there really is that sister, it’s just that at that time she had already washed her clothes and was about to leave, and when she saw me she even scolded me for being a pervert, and it was only then that I realized that my glans was showing a little bit of it and accidentally gave it to her to see.”
I was literally laughing so hard that tears almost came out of my eyes, and the people at the neighboring table looked at me and thought I was having a psychotic break, and they all walked away for fear that I would do something dangerous later on.
“Big Boy, stop laughing, people are running away scared, I’ll leave if you keep laughing.”
It was hard to control my excitement, but tears were still welling up in my eye frames, and that feeling of wanting to laugh but not being able to was pretty sad.
“Okay, stop pretending to be Shawboy and tell the story about the panties!”
Maybe she was too nervous at that time, but she accidentally left a pair of white silk panties on the ground, although it fell to the ground a little dirty, but I thought it might be hers, driven by curiosity, see no one around, so quickly picked up the panties, quickly stuffed them into a plastic bag containing clothes, and then as if nothing had happened, quickly bake the clothes to take it home.
“So what? What does it have to do with your recent decline?”
“Just hear me out!”
That day when I came home, I took out the panties carefully and looked at them. I never believed that teenage girls nowadays are so slutty and wear such slutty panties at such a young age, so I picked up the panties and sniffed them. That kind of freshly washed and with some body odor fragrance of a brain into my olfactory nerves, let me really can not stand, so I took out his penis wrapped in panties jerking off, but also has been fantasizing about that day can meet that sister, can be friends with her, or can be on her, and finally in the panties on the second time to ejaculate before reluctantly thrown it to the trash can before going to bed.
For the next few days I ran to that laundromat as soon as I got off work to see if I could run into her, and waited until almost twelve o’clock before I went home, and came close to acting like one of those old men at the movie theaters that don’t clear out, and brought two bento lunches with me every day just to nestle up for the day, and so it was for a week, and it was finally time for me to see her again.
And this night is really good luck, she seems to be in a hurry to go to the toilet, and also are no one there, and she threw the clothes on the ground first to the toilet, and I then to the first time to the bag of clothes, nervous to open the bag of clothes quickly rummage, hoping to find her underwear.
Heaven is not to be disappointed, in the bottom of that bag of clothes to find a few pieces of her underwear, and I was afraid that she will be suspicious, only picked a black transparent lace triangle panties stuffed into the pocket, and then quickly restore the original, and then quickly walked out, and at this time she happened to also come out of the toilet, that kind of excitement and nervousness for fear of being caught in the mood of the excitement of my inexplicable.
Rushed home, has not calmed the excitement, with trembling hands to take out the just stolen sexy panties, touch still some residual warmth, may be just changed down the right, which more let me pick up and give it a big sniff, a strong smell of urine and a little bit of lewd water smell at once let me almost pass out of the cool. Then I thought about how horny she would look in these panties, so I shot her a few more times before going to bed.
“I can’t tell, you’re really perverted!”
“Thick, Big Boy, you don’t even know that stolen nervous thrill, you can try it some day.”
“Forget it, I don’t have that kind of secluded goodness. So what happened?”
Then I finally realized that she regularly went to that laundromat every Thursday to do her laundry, so I would go there at that time to patronize her panties.
Just a week ago, I waited outside for her to arrive again according to her schedule.
Time passed by, and finally I saw the arrival of her familiar figure, at which time I still pretended that I was also doing the laundry, but waited for a chance to see if there was any chance to do it.
I don’t know whether it was her carelessness or on purpose, but she actually left another pair of red transparent thong panties in the washing machine and dropped them next to me. Watching her throw one piece of dirty clothes into the washing machine without any expression, I suddenly smiled at her stiffly, while glancing at the small panties with the remaining corner of my eyes, and then with my feet right next to her, I slowly collected the panties under my feet bit by bit, and then stepped on it as hard as I could, trying not to let her see it. The mood, really nervous to the extreme, I think anyway, if unfortunately lost wind was found, just say it is accidentally stepped on the top back to her should not be anything, right!
Just as I took advantage of her inattention and held the hot, unwashed and smelly panties in my hand, someone shouted from behind me, “Damn you, you dare to steal Nim’s grandmother’s panties, you’re really not afraid of getting stung! Damn it, Mak, let’s go to the police station with Grandma Nim and you’re still running away, come back to Grandma Nim…”
“I’m sorry, that was an accidental step, I didn’t bring it to you. San, you’re mad at me!”
I thought this time is really lost the wind was caught, quickly put just thought of a good line out, but I did not expect to be behind the “ping pong” sound, a burst of yelling and chasing the sound of one after another, and then gradually far away, turn around and look, it turned out to be another perverted maniacs have been found to be lost the wind was chased and beaten to go.
Just when I thought Holliday Ja was there, that’s when a pair of familiar feet appeared in front of my eyes, it turned out to be her, only to see her finally showing a rare bright smile reaching out her hand to look at me.
“Uh… you’re… I’m…”
“Big brother, didn’t you ‘pick up’ my grandma’s panties, can you give them back to me?”
“You mean… this… panty… belonged to your… grandmother?”
“Yeah, thank you! I was wrong about you big brother, I accidentally saw your ‘that’ that day, I thought you were that perverted pervert, but now I’ve caught the real culprit, sorry.”
“It’s nothing, but… your grandma… is really fashionable, wearing such sexy underwear. Here, I’ll give them back to you, but I’m sorry if I step on them!”
At that time, I was really like a bolt from the blue, those sexy panties I had stolen to jerk off before, actually her grandmother’s, not hers, the thought of this, just eaten and still digesting things immediately in the belly a stirring, a revolting feeling surged up to the heart, after learning the truth, disillusioned, I just want to quickly go home to throw up a little bit.
After an awkward smile, I reached out to that sister with the hand that was holding that grandma’s panties stiffly, and returned that panty to her with an apprehensive and trembling heart, then I didn’t care whether the clothes had been washed or not and immediately rushed back to wash my own cock a couple of times, and it was about to break my glans!
And since that time it’s really been a streak of bad luck, which probably has a lot to do with those panties!
“Oooooooooo… hahahahaha… hmmm… I’m sorry, it’s just too funny. Chuang, this is the funniest joke I’ve heard in 2001. I’m sorry, I have to go now. This meal is on me. I’ll call you some other time. Bye!”
I forced myself to hold back the laughter that was going crazy, quickly paid the bill, walked back to the car and turned on the engine, cold air, and then laughed in the car for almost ten minutes before I drove on the road, I really don’t know what kind of funny things will happen next time he will have.
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