Thanks in advance for wishing me a happy birthday, Sunray had a great one. I’m in a great mood to sell big packages and deliver a brand new story.
Seeing that everyone is urging Bluemoon to write a Divine Eagles story, I’ll let Sunray join in the fun and write something to relieve everyone’s boredom. This story has nothing to do with Bluemoon’s Divine Eagle Gaiden. For all the loyal readers of Divine Eagle Gaiden, please continue to wait for Bluemoon’s masterpiece!
For the record, Sunray has no intention of offending Bluemoon and Mr. Jin Yong. This story is just an inane and funny piece of work that was created on a whim to amuse the readers.
“With a bang, the shocking wood fell heavily! Yin Zhi Ping’s heart jumped in fear, he hurriedly used his hand to stabilize the long sword inserted in his chest. This sword is the little dragon lady hand into his chest, he can not bear to pull out.
He looked up at the king of Yan on the seat, and he knew he was dead. So this is what hell is like. The King of Hell was a very tall man, tens of feet tall; he wore a hat with two horns on his head, and a strange light-blue costume on his body. He wore a light blue costume and a black cloth belt around his neck. So strange!
(Can’t you imagine, Sunray? Here’s a tip: It’s the King of Hell from Akira Toriyama’s manga “Dragon Ball”. Is it funny?)
“Prisoner report your name!” The voice was so loud that even Yin’s eardrums almost shattered through.
“Poor Taoist… no… sinful people… no…” for a moment, Yin Zhi Ping did not know what to call himself.
“Bang!” The shocking wood slapped down heavily again. Shaking Yin Zhi Ping’s entire body up, he was so scared that he crouched on the ground, not daring to move.
“Blah, blah, blah! Speak up!”
“Yes… Yes… the surname of the little people is Yin, the original name is a Shanxi person; for the Quanzhen religion Zhi Zi generation disciple, so the name Yin Zhi Ping. Ping. Ping. Ping.”
There was another bang. “What mow ping? How could there be such an asshole name, you mother! (This is the King of Hell’s catchphrase.) Forget it, forget it. I ask you, did you rape Little Dragon Girl?”
“Little Min pleads guilty.” Yin said while raising his head to secretly look around the magnificent Yama Palace.
The Hall of Hades was so big! In addition to the Judge and the Ox-Headed Horse-Face; there were two other people sitting next to the King of Hell. Sitting on the right hand of the King of Hell was a strange man with two long tentacles like cockroaches growing out of his head, two small black discs on his nose, and a black robe with a big “boundary” character on it.
The one who lived on the left was a dry, thin old man with a long white beard and the same little black disc on his nose, and on his back, oddly enough, he carried a large tortoise shell.
(Who are these two? Please take a guess! No prizes for guessing, though.)
The King of Hell said, “There is no need to say more, this King wants you to repeat the process of raping Little Dragon Girl once. You must tell it in detail, your mother’s! There must not be any omission, otherwise there will be heavy punishment!”
“Aye! Yes!” Yin Zhi Ping responded respectfully. “My lord, the matter is like this. That said, that night…”
“Your mother’s! Wait!” Yama drank on him. “Put on this hood first.” Mr. Judge nearby immediately handed over a strange hood.
“Is this…?” Yin was a little hesitant.
“Wear it if you’re told to! Your mother’s!” Yama fumed. “This is a virtual video recorder that the king has specially commissioned to be bought back from the twenty-third century at a high price.” He glanced at the dry, thin old man sitting to his left, “It’s very precious, alas! In total, it cost me five hundred years of rations.”
Yin didn’t understand what he was talking about at all, but he didn’t dare to pursue it. Only to immediately put on the hood. Huh! It’s all quite comfortable!
(Note: See Sunray’s separate article “Rape – The Future” for a breakdown of the uses of virtual video recorders.
He saw Yama and the strange men to his left and right, all hastily putting on the same hood. It was really puzzling.
“Get started!” A basin of boiling water rained down on Yin Zhi Ping, drenching him all over. He looked up, and it turned out to be saliva dripping from the corner of Lord Yan’s mouth. No wonder it was sticky.
“Your mother’s! Speak up, speak up.” Yan was already urging impatiently.
“Yes!” Yin answered, that unforgettable night of a lifetime coming to mind.
“That night the weather was particularly hot, Yi Yi, and after dinner I went to my room to do the evening lesson, that is, to recite the Tao Te Ching. While I was reciting the sutra, all I could think of was the other night when Zhao Zhi Jing and I had broken into the practice of kung fu between Miss Long and Yang Zhi Jing. It was that time when we saw them practicing kung fu naked in the flower bushes in the back of the mountain. It seems that Miss Long was even injured.”
Yama exclaimed, “There’s no need to talk about the causes and consequences! Your mother’s! We all know exactly. I’ve watched “The Divine Eagles” a total of seven times. Your mother’s! Virtual VCDs are expensive!”
What is this “Divine Eagle Couple” talk? Yin Zhi Ping could only scratch his head and replied, “Yes!”
“My mind was filled with Miss Long’s white, clear, snowy skin, and I couldn’t concentrate on chanting at all. So I slipped away to the back of the mountain again. I said that I wanted to take a cool ride, but actually I wanted to run into Miss Long again. I had just walked to the back of the mountain, when I saw that kid Yang Guo being pulled by a strange man to the other side of the woods. I quietly followed them, and it turned out that the man was actually Ouyang Feng, the Western Poison! I was shocked and was about to run back to the temple to report to my master and my uncles. But when I heard Yang said that Miss Long was sealed and ordered by Ouyang Feng in the woods, my heart was wildly jumping.”
“I really missed Miss Dragon too much, so I secretly avoided the attention of Ouyang Feng and Yang Zhuo and sneaked back to the woods. I searched for a while before I saw Miss Dragon sleeping on the ground in a small clearing at the corner of the woods! She was really beautiful, and I didn’t dare to come closer for fear of being discovered by her. You should know that her kung fu is far above mine. I hid in the distance for a long time, but I didn’t see her move. I think Ouyang Feng’s pointing kung fu must be very unique, otherwise with Miss Long’s kung fu, how could she not open the sealed acupoints? Master once said that Western Poison Ouyang Feng’s best move is called ‘Toad Kung Fu’, which is a very powerful and evil martial art…”
“Cut the crap! Your mother’s! Get to the point quickly!” Yan was furious.
“Yes… yes… so I picked up the handkerchief that Miss Dragon had dropped by the flowers. It was stained with Miss Dragon’s scent, which I used on the last time I saw her. It’s said to be made of gold silk, invulnerable to swords and spears…” the corner of his eye glanced at Lord Yan’s feet shaking with anger again, and he hastened to say, “I was afraid that she would see that it was me, so I bent down and crawled over to her first. With a swift maneuver, with a handkerchief to cover her eyes. She really did not move at all, her chest was slightly undulating, I was mesmerized!”
“I’ve never seen Miss Long at such a close distance before, so I boldly approached her beautiful face and admired it in detail. She is truly the number one beauty in the world, ah, a thousand times more beautiful than the number one beauty in the world, Huang Rong, Huang Shi Shi. Miss Long’s body also exuded an incomparable fragrance that brought together the scent of a hundred flowers. In a moment of confusion, I boldly kissed her on the face. Her whole body shook, scared me so much that my heart jumped out and my whole body stiffened. But when I saw that she was still motionless, I boldly kissed her on her face and mouth.”
“I kissed and kissed, the dragon girl’s nostrils gradually aggravated, breath like orchids, my nose is all the dragon girl’s pungent body scent, my heart lit up a burst of never before tried desire. My hands uncontrollably in the dragon girl’s body touch. As soon as I touched her high breasts, I already felt my blood rushing to my head, and my heart was in a mess. Finally, I clenched my teeth and reached out to rip open Miss Long’s belt.”
Yin was so engrossed in his memories that he didn’t see that the crotches of everyone in the temple had been held up high.
“On impulse, I undid Miss Long’s belt and flipped open her shirt. Snow-white skin as dazzling as ice and snow was immediately exposed before my eyes. Although I had never seen a woman’s breasts before, I was certain that Miss Long’s breasts were the most beautiful in the world! I simply couldn’t stop myself from kissing them. Yikes! It’s fragrant and sweet! It’s even more delicious than burnt buns.”
“Burnt buns? Your mother’s! This brat’s adjectives are really killing it.” Yan Wang was cursing in his heart.
“I took a mouthful of Miss Dragon’s fresh breasts and ran my hands over her snowy skin as smooth as satin. My manhood was already swollen and pushing hard in my pants.”
“I slowly removed Miss Dragon’s lower garment, and a strange fragrance immediately filled the entire forest. When I looked at Miss Dragon’s lower body, it was truly a unique beauty in the world! The delicate pussy like a flower petal had sparse pilose hairs on it, and the shallow groove in the center was flowing with fragrant nectar. I licked it with my tongue, and the nectar was even sweeter than jade bee syrup. I was already so horny that I couldn’t stop even with a sword at my neck. I tried to pick apart Miss Dragon’s beautiful petals with my fingers; but as soon as I let go, the petals closed again with urgency.”
“I only had one hand to separate the petals with my fingers, then I tentatively inserted my fingers into Miss Long’s secret hole. Yikes! That compact feeling is still fresh in my mind even now. Although Miss Long couldn’t move, I knew that she was also very comfortable. I saw her honey hole continuously oozing out agaric fluid, and a bright light red color like a lotus flower surfaced on her mixed body.”
“I have been burned by the fire of lust and lost my mind, so I unzipped my pants to let my prick have a breath of fresh air. My heart is very contradictory, on the one hand is and dream goddess intercourse rare opportunity; On the one hand, reason and told me that this is the beast of conscience, really a dilemma ah! I think, I am a big disciple of the Quanzhen sect, the future is very likely to be honored as the head of the sect. But Miss Long is really itchy, alas!”
“Your mom’s! What kind of crap do you think you’re going to do when it comes to the crunch! You motherfucker!” Yan Wang gasped sharply, his crotch already holding up a large tent high. He yelled out in a rush of anger, “Please hurry up, will you?”
“Yes… yes…” Yin Zhi Ping was startled and hurriedly continued, “I took off my pants, knelt on the ground, and separated Miss Long’s feet. Then I pressed my prick against Miss Long’s pussy, I knew that Miss Long was very nervous, her whole body was trembling, and her nectar was constantly flowing out of her honey hole with a clear scent of nectar. Then…”
“And then what?” Yan was getting really antsy.
“Then I pushed so hard that my prick slipped away and hit the floor, and it hurt so much that I almost cried out, but luckily I had a quick hand to cover my mouth.”
“Ouch!”
“Huh! How come Yama-sama is crying out in pain at Xue Xue?”
“I rested for a while and helped with my hand for a long time before my prick swelled up again. So I then positioned myself more properly again and put my prick against Miss Long’s pussy, then slowly and forcefully inserted my prick into Miss Long’s secret pussy. Her whole body shook, her jade hole was really tight and narrow! I couldn’t help but charge straight ahead with all my might, and all of a sudden, I plunged my entire prick into her tiny hole…”
Yin paused and said no more.
“And then?” This time the three people on the seat rushed out in unison, this brat was too damnable, still selling out at this important juncture.
“And then…” said Yoon timidly, “And then… and then… and then… I got a cold shock and ejaculated! “
“Shot!” Yan was so annoyed that his head tendons appeared, “Only that much?”
“Yes…my lord…only for a moment.”
“So did you come back?” Yama pursued anxiously.
“I originally wanted to do it again, but my penis was too soft to get hard. I was afraid that Yang would come back, so I hurriedly covered Miss Long’s body with my clothes and fled in a panic.”
“Bang!” “Your mom’s. You motherfucker! Your mother! Your mom’s! Your mother’s!” Yan Wang was so angry that he swept down all the objects on the table with one hand. “You bastard, in the face of a beauty that’s hard to come by in a thousand years, you only have that one moment?” He was so furious that he stomped his feet, shaking the entire Yama Palace to the ground, scattering it, and sending dust flying. He screamed and jumped about for a while before he disheveledly sat down on a chair.
“Caused me to waste a couple of expensive virtual video disks and lose face in front of my friends.” The two people to his left and right were also annoyed in straightening their eyes, with a resentful look on one side.
“Judge! Now pronounce the sentence on this Yin-whatever-mow-ping bastard! You motherfucker!” Yan’s face was still red with anger, on the verge of bursting a blood vessel!
“Sinful citizen Yin Mow-Ping, hypocritical and treacherous, shameless, worse than a beast, deceiving his masters, murdering and setting fire to his ancestors, harboring prostitutes and gamblers, stealing and abducting, forcing good people to become prostitutes, serving tigers as accomplices, betraying his friends to seek honor, impotent, woman-shaped, sexually impotent, sexually perverted, a traitor, betraying all of mankind … In short, he is doing all the bad things, and the King is now sentencing him to fall into the eighteen layers of hell and to suffer all the punishments. All punishments, never to be born again!” The King of Hell kept counting.
Yin Zhi Ping was dumbfounded by what he heard, and he only woke up as if in a dream when Yan Wang finished speaking in one breath. “Injustice! Your Honor is wronged!”
“Men! Take him down!”
“Injustice! Injustice ah!” Yin Zhiping’s miserable screams drifted long and loud in the empty hall.