a fool


The Ghost King has to deal with two ghosts this time.

First it’s a sperm-sucking female ghost, and such female ghosts are exceptional, almost overwhelming.

That night, the ghost king took the form of a handsome and strong man and walked down the street. The female ghost, on the other hand, took the form of a beautiful woman with a lot of charm, driving an expensive sports car.

Her car stopped beside the Demon King and smiled at him, “Sir, may I ask what is this place?”

The Ghost King laughed: “You drove here and you don’t know what kind of place this is?”

She said, “I turned around and got lost, and now I don’t know how to go home.”

The Demon King said, “This is Lan Xiang Road.”

“Hmm! I haven’t heard of it.” She said, “I live on Stone Pine Road, how do I get there?”

“Shisong Road? That’s quite a distance,” said the Ghost King, “You have to… go back, turn right from there, then left, to Jinbao Road, and after you’ve finished Jinbao Road, you can… I’ll see if you can ask someone when you’re there… It’s too complicated, I’m afraid you won’t be able to remember it!”

“Why don’t you come up here and show me the way!” She said.

The Demon King looked at her, “You drove me back to your side, what should I do? Walk back?”

“I don’t have a problem as long as I recognize the road.” She said, “I can drive the car back and take you home first, then I’ll go home. Traveling is fast, it doesn’t take that much time!”

“Fine!” The Ghost King said impeccably.

He got into the car and she started it.

The beauty of the flashy car and the fact that her body gave off such a nice aroma was something any man would beg for, but the Ghost King wasn’t any man, and he wasn’t human.

Her car drove straight ahead.

The Demon King said, “I mean you have to turn around, if you keep going straight ahead like this, you won’t be able to make it!”

“It’s just an excuse to get to know you,” she said. “My house is just up the road, why don’t you come over to my house and sit down?”

It was also an invitation that no man could refuse, and the Demon King said, “Okay!”

She turned at the intersection in front of her, and turned into a luxurious garden with a palatial, gorgeous townhouse, and she got out of the car and led the Ghost King into the very ornate hall.

She said, “Take a seat here, I’ll go change into something more comfortable!”

“I think,” said the Ghost King, “it’s better not to waste time!”

“Oh,” she said, “you were in such a hurry that you weren’t interested in having a good fling?”

“Yeah!” The Ghost King said.

His eyes glazed over as all the clothes on her body suddenly disappeared, revealing a very beautiful, practically flawless piece of flesh.

She was surprised when the Demon King gave another glare.

Suddenly her body was no longer beautiful, it was only partially beautiful, some parts had no skin or flesh, only white bones, if these missing parts were filled in, it would be as beautiful as it was a moment ago.

Following the Wahaya there was no more, they were just in a desolate graveyard under the moonlight, and the Demon King was just sitting on a grave.

She appeared fearful, and immediately took flight, her hair flying loose, her eyes gone, and her fingers sprouting long, curly nails, shrieking piteously at him and flying around him.

The Ghost King is not any man, so this any man could be scared to death and stunned, and it would not work on him.

He said, “You have no place to hide; I am sitting in your grave, and you can’t go back into it!”

She descended back to the ground and asked, “Who are you?”

“Gui Zhi,” said the Demon King, “let me see, how many men’s essence are you still missing before you can fully transform into human form?

Ten?”

“Ghost King!” Gui Zhi cried, “You’re the Ghost King!”

“By the way,” said the Demon King, “you can’t do this, you have already died, but you don’t want to submit to reincarnation, you still want to be a human being! Harming the lives of others to become a man, I will not allow it!”

“I thought you… you haven’t cared for centuries!” Gui Zhi said.

“I also have some responsibility.” The Ghost King said: “I slept for hundreds of years, and neglected to take care of you guys, so you messed around. But you’ve enjoyed it for so long, it’s enough, come with me!”

“Are you going to send me to the 18 layers of hell again?” Gui Zhi said: “I have to suffer for many years before I can ascend to the next level and the next level, and I don’t know when I will be able to ascend to the next level of reincarnation?” She sobbed.

The Demon King said, “How about I cut you some slack? Seven layers?”

“I… am not really that bad,” said Gui Zhi, “I’ve picked bad people, but if they were good to me, I wouldn’t have killed them, but there’s just one thing: if they tried to rape, rob or even kill me, I’d take their lives!”

“I know.” The Demon King said, “But still, I’m not qualified to do so, and you really aren’t too bad, so that’s why I’m taking a few layers off for you!”

“You… you just lied to me!” Gwai Chee sobbed again.

“Do I need to lie to you?” The Demon King said, “I can take you away without lying to you!”

“But I know you won’t reduce my sentence that much either.” Cinnamon said, “I know your rules!”

“Good.” The Demon King said, “But if you do one thing for me before you leave, I can reduce it for you!”

“Cut back some more?” Cinnamon said.

“My word is my word.” The Demon King said, “You can’t be too capricious, I have my prestige to maintain, and I’m already being generous with this reduction!”

Gui Zhi looked sad and helpless, she said: “Well, what do you want me to do something? What is it that you can’t do that you want me to do?

“The beauty trick!” The Ghost King said, “I’m a man, and although I can transform into a beauty, it’s okay to look at it, but I can’t really give it to someone!”

“Beauty trick?” Katsura said, “That’s what I’m good at, who do you want me to seduce?”

“Just follow along and see!” The Ghost King said.

The Ghost King and Gui Zhi resumed their image as a pair of handsome men and beautiful women, going to a place in her sports car and stopping.

The Ghost King pointed and said, “Look!” In front is a warehouse by the sea, the ghost king is pointing to a man, is walking toward the warehouse.

“That seems to be…” said Gye-ji.

The man had reached the wall of the warehouse and went through it.

“What’s he doing?” Cinnamon asked.

“You’ll see!” The Ghost King said.

After a while, the warehouse suddenly caught fire, which spread rapidly and was followed by an explosion. Normally, the man should have been buried in the fire, but the man walked out again in the midst of the flames, unharmed.

“A few days ago, he knocked down another house, killing one and injuring many!” The ghost king said.

“He!” Katsura said, “He’s a stupid ghost!”

“That’s right!” The Ghost King said, “That’s his game!”

“Silly ghost,” said Gui Zhi, “you have not been able to accept him, what can I do?”

“Do you know about the stupid ghost thing too?” The Ghost King asked.

“He, he was a retarded person before he was born,” said Gui Zhi, “he was crazy, and he is still like this even after he died, he also knows that it is not good to hurt people, but he just loves to play like this!”

“It’s not okay to do that.” The Demon King said, “He keeps bringing disaster to the world, I’m going to take him away!”

“But you’ve never been able to get a hold of him!” Cinnamon said.

“Do you know why I can’t do anything with him?” The Ghost King said.

“I don’t know why.” Katsura said, “I just know you won’t be able to handle him!”

“He was originally Calamity,” said the Ghost King, “and by mistake, he descended into the body of a retarded man. The retarded man burned himself to death, but his ghost was simply attached to Calamity, and could not leave, and Calamity could not get out of it, and thus joined with him in a chaotic mess!”

“You should be the one who can take care of such things ah.” Cinnamon said.

“That’s the one that doesn’t work,” said the Ghost King, “The first is that he doesn’t mean any harm, he just thinks it’s fun. The second is that he is still a child, which is the most difficult to get into. I’m not the Jade Emperor, my power has its limits, but this is my job!”

“What you can’t do, I can’t do even more!” Cinnamon said.

“Didn’t I say, you can use the beauty trick, I can’t use it?” The Demon King said, “If you get along with him once, he won’t be a virgin, the protection is gone, and I can take him away!”

“If I could do it,” said Cinnamon, “I would. But he’s a fool, he’s not interested in women!”

“Now he’ll be interested!” The Demon King said, “Though he wasn’t interested for so many years!”

Katsura said, “Now he’s suddenly going to be interested?”

“It’s because after so many years,” said the Ghost King, “he has matured and is no longer a child. It’s a kind of misadventure, I used to keep him under pressure, he just stayed at that stage. I slept for hundreds of years, and without the pressure, he was able to mature. Women on earth still don’t interest him, and thankfully so. But you, you can do it, go ahead and give your best shot!”

“Well!” Gui Zhi said: “This is also a very meaningful thing! I’m just using the beauty plan, not taking anything from him!”

The silly ghost is a man of unimpressive appearance, as he was in life and as he became a ghost. He was strong and tall, just ugly looking, and for that reason no woman liked him or tempted him in life, and he still managed to remain a virgin. After becoming a ghost, he still didn’t feel the need to appear with a good-looking face, because he had his contraption and that was enough.

He walked slowly, step by step, to the big, beautiful, luxurious house of Gui Zhi.

That house in Cinnamon Branch could appear anywhere, and at this moment it was appearing in front of him, waiting for him to arrive, and if it were fixed in one place, it might never be touched.

The silly ghost thought there was something unusual about the house, but he wasn’t going to suspect it, he was just curious.

Curiosity led him through the wall to meet Cinnamon, who was lying naked on a plush, comfortable bed as she radiated all the charms of her beauty.

If an earthly man walked in at that moment, he would be guaranteed to take one look and immediately let it all out.

Silly ghost he was gifted with the ability to hold back, but he was really attracted to the extreme and he opinionated the first time.

He said, “Who… who are you? You’re really beautiful!”

“I’m waiting for you!”

“Waiting for me? …wait for me for what?” The stupid ghost asked.

“Play something you’ve never had fun with before!” Cinnamon said.

“And what is that?” Silly Ghost asked.

“What do you think is so special about now?” Cinnamon asked.

“I… I’m getting a hard-on here.” The fool said, “I… I feel like I want to pee!”

“Then you pee first!” Cinnamon said.

“But then it won’t release, and it’s like there’s not a pee!” The silly ghost said.

“You’re not actually having a piss,” said Cinnamon, “that thing of yours is hard because you want to put it in this hole of mine!”

“Put it in here? What’s the fun in that?” Silly Ghost said.

“Come here, let me teach you!” Gui Zhi said, “You remove your clothes first!”

The silly ghost’s clothes flew away as soon as he could, and the hard thing showed itself, very large and very majestic! His face was ugly, but his body was not so bad.

He reached Gui Zhi’s side, Gui Zhi reached out and gently held it, slowly pushed the half-wrapped skin down, and asked, “What do you think now?”

“Very cozy!” Silly Ghost said.

“Now you see,” said Cinnamon, “if you put it in here, which is wetter, softer, and more snug than my hand, you’ll be more comfortable!”

The stupid ghost stayed for a while, his mind was simple, but it was a simple enough truth for him to understand. And, instinctively, he wanted to.

He said, “Put it in here? It’s very difficult! But… I’ll break you!” The stupid ghost said.

Indeed, he meant no harm, and for all the destruction he had done, he hadn’t expected anyone to get hurt, and now that Gui Zhi was his favorite, he was worried about hurting Gui Zhi.

Gui Zhi smiled and said: “I do not worry, you do not need to worry, I know will not break before asking you to do. I know it won’t break, that’s why I asked you to do it!

You come up here!”

The silly ghost did climb up, and he couldn’t help himself.

He said it was difficult, and it was indeed difficult; the piece was hard to command, and you couldn’t support your body if you held it by hand.

But Cinnamon had her hands free, and Cinnamon reached out to help, so it was easy to align, and Cinnamon was experienced.

Huge things and tiny holes that seem to be difficult are not really too hard to do.

“With my help, it won’t be hard for you!” Cinnamon said. It wasn’t easy to accommodate, but with the elasticity and wetness it was, and in one fell swoop it slid in completely.

“How do you feel now?” Katsura asked, “Did I say anything wrong?”

“It’s good,” said the fool, “it’s really good, yeah…”

You don’t have to be very smart to know what to do after this, it’s all about moving, and that feeling makes it impossible to be still, it’s all about moving!

The silly ghost was getting crazier and crazier the more he moved, and he couldn’t stop, even though there was still the fear of breaking the cinnamon stick.

Cinnamon sticks with her vast experience in welcoming so that it doesn’t come off halfway through.

Silly ghosts don’t know how to take into account the other person’s enjoyment, they just know they’re enjoying themselves, and they punch harder and harder, and all the way to the end.

When he finally had a spasm, he couldn’t stay and stopped.

Cinnamon sticks him in a tight grip, and she can’t take that much more, the white pulp spilling over the side, white and glowing.

He stopped for a long time and finally sighed, “This is really fun!”

The Demon King said from behind, “It’s over!”

The silly ghost jumped to his feet: “You… the King of Ghosts, you’re at it again! You’re always messing with me!”

“I’ll take you!” The Ghost King said.

“I don’t want to go!” Silly Ghost said.

“Then I’ll take her!” The Ghost King said.

“I can’t!” The stupid ghost said, “She’s mine!”

“You can’t stop me from taking her!” The Ghost King said.

Katsura said, “And I have to go!”

“Then I’ll go with you!” Silly Ghost said to Gui Zhi.

“Come along then!” The Ghost King said.

Suddenly, everything was gone, the house was gone, and all that was left there was a barren meadow.

It was supposed to be a barren meadow.

Later, this grass but a tree was born, is the silly ghost those syrup drops, this tree is born quickly, a week to become a giant tree.

No one noticed, and those who happened to see it didn’t realize that a week ago there was no such tree.

– End –