Two young boys, sharing a broken house in the middle of the night, are very bored.
They were camping here for the night, and in their boredom they talked about their racy encounters and and abilities, and also talked more and more exaggeratedly.
Then they argued and got into a fight.
One of the slate floors at the back of the house shifted slightly; they didn’t see or hear it.
There was a yawn from under the stone slab, and a human voice said, “You guys are making such a racket, I’ve been sleeping for hundreds of years, and I’ve woken you up!”
They couldn’t hear it either since they were being noisy.
The slab moved and suddenly unveiled itself.
A large man rose, he rose in a state of smoke and only coalesced into shape after he rose.
He didn’t seem to be wrong about the ground sleeping for hundreds of years, and he was wearing the same attire he had worn hundreds of years ago, like he was from an old movie.
The two youths didn’t see it either, due to the fact that the place wasn’t in their line of sight.
The man who came out of the earth went to the once broken door and looked at them, and said to himself, “Well, after all those centuries of sleep, people are dressed differently!
He reached over his body and his clothes immediately changed to modernized t-shirts and jeans and basketball shoes.
The two youths were still arguing.
When two people argue, it is most difficult to reach a conclusion because there is no third party to act as an intermediary as a judge.
They simply pulled their pants down, each showing their weapons, and they got themselves into a state of arousal.
But this still does not solve anything. There may be a difference in their sizes, but the difference is so slight that the naked eye cannot tell the difference.
This caused them to argue again, both saying they were bigger, but there was no soft ruler to measure at this point.
They could have taken a shoelace and measured it, but that idea didn’t work: they all had to measure themselves and wouldn’t trust each other’s measurements.
But they did not care to measure for each other, and it was too lowly a thing to hold for each other, and it was not fair to be measured by another’s hand, so they quarrelled endlessly.
Finally one of them came up with a good idea, that is: longer and shorter may not be so useful, the most important thing is still lasting, now let’s see who can keep the state of the head for a longer period of time, the first soft down even if you lose.
That seems fair enough, once it’s soft it’s clear to see that there’s no lollygagging.
So each of them stroked it with a glove to keep it there, and they were very careful that if they did it too lightly, the state wouldn’t be able to get up, but if they did it too much, the state wouldn’t be there after the first letdown.
That’s how they hold each other, and it seems like they’ll always come out on top.
However, before the winner was divided, that excavator stepped in and laughed. To the great embarrassment of those two youths, they did not know what to do.
The man of the Exodus said, “You are small and cannot be compared with me!”
“Who are you?” A youth asked.
“I am the King of Ghosts, waking you all up, and that’s exactly why I can come and save your lives!”
“Nonsense!”
Another young man said, “What ghost king!”
“I am the king of ghosts, specializing in evil ghosts and evil spirits!”
“This man is crazy!” The first youth said.
“Mad or not,” said the Ghost King, “let me try it with you first now!”
He took it out with a tug on his pants refining.
The two youths were immediately eclipsed, this is really a small witch, the two of them together, may be better than the ghost king, but one on one, it is a big difference, the ghost king is equal to at least one and a half times theirs, and is still ivory color, it seems to be like a piece of treasure.
“He won!” A youth said.
The other youth was silent, but it amounted to acquiescence.
However, the king of the ghosts did not show all his strengths, and he said, “Have you not seen a real man?”
He suddenly yanked his pants downward, and the eyes of these two youths nearly popped out of their frames.
This ghost king’s treasure turned out to be more than one piece, there was a second piece. They watched as the second piece rose angrily from slightly lower down, which was not only something they had never seen before, but something they had never even heard of.
One of the young men finally said, “How do you… how do you use it?”
One more piece doesn’t seem so good, only a hindrance and not a help.
The Demon King said, “My usage is different from yours; if you use it as I do, you won’t even have a life!”
“You’re talking nonsense again…”
The Demon King reached out his hand and pointed: “You two fools, you only care about making noise, and you don’t even look behind you!
The two men rushed over to the broken window to look outside.
They were just using traveling portable light tubes inside the house, which weren’t all that bright and thus had little effect on them looking outside, and there was bright moonlight outside.
They can look dumbfounded.
Outside was a spring-fed pool of water, which they had seen during the day, and which, at that moment, the moonlight had moved just to the right angle for it to shine brightly and clearly.
There was a very beautiful woman bathing naked in that pool of water.
The Demon King said, “You don’t even know she’s coming to your door, but you’re just arguing!”
“She… she sent it to me? You mean…”
“You’ll see,” said the Ghost King.
As she said this, the beautiful woman did turn and smile at them.
“Jesus! She’s showing us on purpose!”
“We’re so dumb and stupid!”
Unperturbed, that beautiful woman got up from the water and just slowly walked towards the house.
This is so beautiful and so moving.
“She… she’s coming…”
“What’s she doing here?”
“Did they come to borrow clothes from us?”
“But suppose… there are two of us…”
“Me first!”
“Me first! I’m older than you!”
“We’ll draw straws!”
“Maybe she can decide? You look like an old skinny dog. She wouldn’t pick you if you won the lottery!”
“Are you pretty? You look like a hybrid born of a mouse and a cat!”
“None of you can touch her,” said the Demon King, “Let me do it!”
“What? Let you come? Those two things of yours, this one is in the way of that one, you can look at them but you can’t use them!”
“This is a female ghost!” The ghost king said, “She’s here to suck your blood! If you touch her, you’ll die and go home!”
“I don’t believe this!”
“He’s scaring us now!”
The two of them turned around, intending to join forces against the Ghost King.
But, once you turn around, you can’t move.
It was as if they had been transformed into stone elephants, unable to move or make a sound, but their minds were clear, able to hear and see, but frozen there.
The Ghost King laughed: “You’ll know when you see it, you won’t regret it!”
The two year-olds were very angry, yet they were so out of control that they just couldn’t move.
The ghost king had just ducked back behind the house when that beautiful woman stepped through the doorway.
The long hair rested on her breasts and her lightly colored nipples pushed the hair back to poke out.
She lightly stepped forward and looked at them with a light smile and said, “What’s the matter, are you afraid of me?”
Inside both young men’s hearts they were saying they weren’t afraid, but they couldn’t say it.
The Ghost King came out from the back of the house at that moment.
He said, “They are afraid, but I am not!”
That beautiful woman looked at the Demon King and smiled, “Well, you’re a stronger real man, who are you?”
The Demon King said, “It’s your bad luck that you can’t see who I am!”
The girl said, “Are you trying to get rid of me?”
“Whatever,” said the Ghost King “I’ve always thought that a flying fling may not really be a blessing!”
“Well!” The beauty said: “I’m here, I don’t want to leave, I’m lonely!”
The Demon King said, “When you meet me, you won’t have to worry about loneliness!”
“That’s true,” said the beauty, “I think I’d have a good time with you!”
She came forward and caressed the Ghost King’s face, but the Ghost King seemed indifferent.
She kissed his ear lightly again, rubbing next to his body, and then gently moved to undress him; the Demon King was already dressed before he came out.
One of the young men cursed in his heart, “It’s really not worth it to have such a beautiful woman who serves so well taken away by the self-proclaimed Demon King.
They were also worried about this beautiful woman. The Ghost King was a monster, how would he get her?
The beauty smiled and said, “Oops, so you like each other to take the initiative!”
“It seems you like initiative too,” said the Ghost King, “Then we’re just the perfect match!”
That beautiful woman removed the ghost king’s clothes and knelt down again to unzip the ghost king’s pants.
The two youths were just too bad they couldn’t move, otherwise they would have rushed over to beat the Ghost King to a pulp.
That beautiful woman pulled down the ghost king’s pants as well, and the two youths were then surprised to see that the ghost king’s two things, but at this time, there was only one left, which seemed to be very normal, and also normal outrageous, because it was so big and so good, really a treasure.
The beautiful woman was also in love with it, she praised: “It seems that it is hard to find a man who is as qualified as you are!”
This is something that those two young people cannot help but recognize.
The Demon King sat down at this point, and the beautiful woman pulled his pants off his feet for him as well, making him look right at her.
She gently pressed the Demon King to lie down, and began to serve him; the Demon King was fine just lying down, he didn’t need to do anything.
The two youths were itching and hating again.
Although they did not have the capital of the Ghost King, they also had the ability to enjoy this, if there was no Ghost King, now it was they who were enjoying it. But they are helpless to do anything about it. I wonder if it will be their turn.
At this point the ghost king lay back and closed his eyes, letting the beautiful woman do her bidding. Later, she even sat up.
Both youths were afraid in their hearts that she would not be able to contain it, for it was too big.
But the question was unbelievable, she couldn’t seem to hold that much, it wasn’t enough to see her petite body, but she held it, all of it, and there was no gap at all where she joined him.
She began to gallop up, and the two youths began to serve the Ghost King as he supported them for a long time, and they sighed in comparison.
It seemed too long even for that beautiful woman, who was beginning to show signs of impatience, but she continued on.
They saw her whole body muscles tighten as if she was attempting to use it to defeat the Demon King, but she was unsuccessful.
Her eyes gradually turned fiery red, and her face turned greenish-black, with bruises coming out of some of the ground, and the nails of her fingers grew, like zombies, and her mouth was open, and her teeth were incomplete.
The two youths were no longer envious, they were creeped out, they just wanted to escape, but they couldn’t; they also wanted to scream and remind the ghost king who was closing his eyes, but they couldn’t make a sound either.
It’s really a female ghost now!
Just then, the Ghost King’s body swung around and she flew away as a whole. She didn’t have time to get out, it was the Ghost King’s piece that broke off and she rolled away with it.
The Ghost King sat up and laughed, and the second piece of West looked up again.
He said, “This is the one, you’ve taken my ghost curing stick!”
The female ghost rolled around on the floor, tossing and wailing, as Zigu unsuccessfully pulled out the ghost-curing stick, and he stomped out of the doorway.
The female ghost’s teeth suddenly stretched out sharp and long, and her hands also curled up her fingers, and her hands pinched at the neck of the ghost king, and her teeth bit down at the neck of the ghost king. But then her hands pressed down to her abdomen, and then to her chest, as if the demonic rod was rising up inside her, and she also became disheveled, and the skin all over her body was festering and bubbling with blood, and her screams were also harsh and piercing.
Following her yell, the ghost healing stick flew out of her mouth and into the ghost king’s hand, who caught it, and the female ghost went limp and motionless on the ground, and she soon turned into a puddle of pus and blood that seeped into the ground.
At this point, the two youths were also able to move, but they were weak in the legs and sat down on the ground as soon as they lifted a step.
The Demon King said, “Do you still want to fight with me?”
They were only able to make chirping noises when they tried to talk.
The Ghost King stood up and shook himself, his clothes returning to his body.
He said, “Now that I have awakened, I will do something to cure ghosts! There are too many bad ghosts and too few good ones in this world!
Taking advantage of my sleep, the bad ghosts let loose!”
What the two youths wanted to do most at this moment was to run away as soon as possible and leave this place quickly, but all they could do was to fall softly to the ground and lose consciousness.
It was dawn when they woke up, both of them waking up in unison.
There was nothing left on the ground to make them suspect that last night was a dream.
Neither one wants to start by saying what kind of dream they had; you ask me how I felt last night, and I ask you if you saw anything last night.
I asked you to speak first, and you asked me to speak first.
As you pushed me and I pushed you in this way, both of them realized that both of them had seen something, so they finally stopped prioritizing, and when one of them said the first paragraph, the second person immediately grabbed the second paragraph; when the first person said another paragraph, the second person said another paragraph… Both of them really saw the same thing, and if both of them saw the same thing, then it wasn’t a dream.
“We’d better get going!” One of them said.
They hurriedly packed up their things and stuffed them back into their backpacks, and one of the faster ones left first, while the second one called out, “Wait for me!” The second one called out, “Wait for me!” The one who left first also refused to wait.
He ran out of the house and screamed at the top of his lungs.
The other man also went out and saw a decomposed female body floating in the original pool of water.
The police arrived at the scene to investigate and believed that the deceased had committed suicide by jumping into the pool, the reason for his identity was unknown, but it was apparently unrelated to the two youths.
A young man could not help but be bored for months with the thought of having drunk from the pool.
They had to console themselves with the fact that the water in the pool was alive and flowing all the time, and that they were taking water from the source.
They didn’t say anything about the Ghost King, because they knew that no one would believe them, and if they insisted, they’d probably be institutionalized.
They would have loved to have that really be the King of Ghosts, out of the earth to wake up and go and fix those bad ghosts in the world.
Really, they got some one credit for waking up the Ghost King.
– End –