Hong Kong prose rewrite
Wang Ding is a mumble-mumble guy who is still without a girlfriend in his middle age. Once he went to a funeral parlor to perform a puja, he made a mistake and saw that the deceased was a beautiful girl. Wang Ding could not help but talk about her and said that he wanted to marry her as his wife. That night, a female ghost appeared and approached Wang Ding. It turned out that the female ghost was called Ding Ling, who had committed suicide because of her love. Wang Ding could not resist the temptation and had sex with her, and found that Ding Ling was still a bit popular, and realized that she was still a virgin… Wang Ding was already in his forties, but he was still a single man. In terms of looks, he was certainly not a child, but in his forties he was naturally older and more stable. The disadvantage might be that his profession was not popular… Wang Ding worked in a funeral parlor, and all the “VIPs” he met were mainly dead people.
Therefore, Wang Ding has never been able to make a girlfriend, and even more so, he dares not think that any girl will chase him.
Except for watching third grade movies, or looking at photo albums of beautiful women, Wang Ding had almost never seen a woman without clothes, appearing in front of him.
For women, Wang Ding naturally had a natural born desire, but he didn’t know when he would be able to give vent to this urge for females.
“Ah! Late.” Wang Ding suddenly looked at his watch, he originally had a spell that was supposed to start at three o’clock in the afternoon, that knew that when he woke up, it was already more than two o’clock, the only thing Wang Ding could do was to three steaks and two dials out of the door.
It was a cab ride, but it was a few minutes past three when we got to the funeral home.
The only thing Wang Ding could do was to even walk and run upstairs.
“Ah! It’s this place now.” Wang Ding rushed headlong into the spiritual hall.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry.” Wang Ding traveled all the way into the hearth, and all the way he saw people looking at him.
He thought the others were blaming him for being late, and he hurried to walk two steps faster.
“Peng, Peng, Peng,” Wang Ding changed into his Taoist robe, took a cymbal, and recited the inverted head sutra right in the morgue.
Wang Ding circled around the dead body to recite the sutra, and he couldn’t help but shiver himself when he inadvertently saw the dead body.
“Well, it’s a pity that such a beautiful woman died at such a young age.”
Wang Ding looked at the side of the dead body is a woman, on the age is only twenty years old, melon mouth face, cherry small mouth.
Although the woman was dead, her remains were so peaceful that she looked like she was asleep.
“If I can be my wife, I’ll supersede her.” Wang Ding muttered to himself, even his steps slowed down.
“Hey, this gentleman, what are you doing?” Someone asked Wang Ding.
Wang Ding thought to himself: who all know that he is here to recite the sutra, if even this has to ask, is he wrong.
Without a word, Wang Ding quietly looked at the hearth for a week.
“Dead!” Wang Ding saw that the dead man’s surname was Feng, but the subject of the sutra Wang Ding was to recite was surnamed Ma.
Wang Ding could not imagine that this time it was Feng Jing who became a horse cooler.
Wang Ding is thinking about how he can clean up the mess, just walk out, may be the family offense, because people may say that they are messy.
He had a plan in mind and immediately thought of a way out.
“WOO, WOO, WOO…” cried Wang Ding, and the people around him felt strange when they saw Wang Ding like this.
“I am a good friend of Ms. Fung’s, and I was so saddened by her misfortune that I borrowed a robe from someone to recite a sutra to send her away…”
Ha! I can’t imagine that this was all turned around by Wang Ding. Although the subject’s family is a little half believing, because the age of the deceased and Wang Ding, looks like a difference of twenty years, is it possible that they are really friends?
But Wang Ding just now is really non-stop chanting, and, from beginning to end, Wang Ding also did not mention a word of money, and he is only one person, the main family also only have to believe.
“Well, I’m sorry for your loss, everyone.”
Wang Ding deeply to the owner of the home of the spiritual hall, the deceased’s photo, performed a three-bow salute before leaving, the owner saw Wang Ding to the deceased this ripple of piety, although not quite believe that Wang Ding and the deceased is a friend, but also did not pursue the matter.
Wang Ding finally found the Lord’s house where he was supposed to go, and while he was chanting, he looked at the dead body’s appearance.
This deceased was a granny, looked to be 70 or 80 years old and died at the end of her life, all considered a laughing funeral.
Once the mumbling man starts work, he almost never stops chanting.
Good thing that now the funeral parlor night 12:00 bolt door, mumble mumble do not have to watch the night, you can call it a day. After finishing work, Wang Ding played a single bubble alone to go to the big stall to drink beer.
After drinking two glasses of beer, Wang Ding has been a little drunk, due to the next day to start work again, Wang Ding also early home.
After taking a shower, Wang Ding fell asleep almost immediately once he got into bed.
“I’m so lonely…” In a haze, Wang Ding seemed to hear someone speaking in his ear.
“Didn’t you say you wanted to marry me as your wife… you also said that you and I were good friends…”
Wang Ding at first thought he was dreaming, but after listening twice, someone was really talking.
“What this person is telling is so familiar!” Wang Ding thought for a moment and remembered that he had spoken these words to a dead woman during the day.
“Could there be ghosts?!” Wang Ding immediately woke up with a start, he looked around and saw that there had been dark shadows.
“Oh! Trying to scare me?” Wang Ding had been doing this for quite a few days, he wasn’t afraid of ghosts and gods at all.
“You said you’d take me as your wife.” The voice was still there.
“What do you want, miss.” Wang Ding finally turned on the light, he wanted to see what this ghost looked like.
“Wow! Sure enough good is good beautiful female ghost!” Although the light was not really bright, Wang Ding could still see the woman face to face.
“I’m a female ghost, aren’t you afraid?” The woman said.
“Afraid? In my life, I do not do anything wrong, and I’m not scared of knocking on the door in the middle of the night.” Wang Ding justified: “I have not harmed you, why should I be afraid of you, eh! What’s your name?”
“Ding Ling.” The woman replied.
“So… why? Why…” Wang Ding didn’t even know how to continue with his question.
“Why did you die? Isn’t it?”
“Yes… yes…” Wang Ding looked embarrassed.
“Suicide for love!” Ding Ling was also honest: “Do you like me?”
“Oh, you’re so pretty!” Wang Ding spoke of feelings.
“Do you want to give it a try?”
“Try what?” Wang Ding didn’t know what Ding Ling wanted him to try.
“Try making love with me… that is, with a ghost!” After Ding Ling said this, I wonder if it was because she was a woman after all that she hung her head shyly.
“Making love to you…” Wang Ding had never even thought about it, he had never even tried to make love to a woman, let alone a female ghost, and at this moment Wang Ding had a feeling of excitement that he wanted to try it.
When he was dumbfounded, he already saw a woman approaching his side, Wang Ding did not know what to do for a moment.
“Hug me, kiss me la!” Ding Ling looked up, her cherry mouth right in front of her.
“What exactly is a female ghost like?” Wang Ding hugged Ding Ling, he wanted to enjoy this female ghost slowly.
Wang Ding only felt that Ding Ling Oh’s body, had a cold feeling.
“Kiss me!” Ding Ling took the initiative to throw her arms around her, and her skin was white and smooth, if he didn’t already know that Ding Ling was a female ghost, Wang Ding would have thought that she was a very nice woman.
“Oh… oh…” Wang Ding’s lips were pressed against Ding Ling’s mouth, and although Ding Ling’s lips were cold, Wang Ding did not mind at all, enjoying the two soft lips to the fullest.
Wang Ding nibbled lightly on Xiao Ling’s lips one after the other, engaging his tongue with Ding Ling’s and his tongue again and again.
“Oh… oh…” A soft and yearning sound came from deep in Ding Ling’s throat.
Ding Ling seemed to feel that Wang Ding didn’t dare to take the initiative, so she assisted from the side, she caught Wang Ding’s hand and went to caress her body.
Wang Ding only felt that his hand suddenly climbed up a jade peak, which was high, big, soft and slippery.
So Wang Ding’s hand seemed to be unable to catch it, wandering up and down the jade peak.
“Ah…” Ding Ling began to moan.
Wang Ding thought in his heart, so female ghosts have feelings for caresses.
Ding Ling’s hand never let go of Wang Ding’s, and Wang Ding’s hand, led by Ding Ling, began to explore other parts.
Wang Ding only felt so excited, he felt an urge inside his body that was just about to have a chance to give out.
Wang Ding’s hand began to slide down from the heights of the jade peaks, first passing through a small piece of abdominal land, followed by a straight down to a low valley.
Wang Ding had seen many third grade movies and knew that a woman should have pubic hair down there, but Ding Ling was slippery down there. Wang Ding’s hand was about to go deeper and explore Ding Ling’s valley.
What is the inside of the valley of the female ghost? Wang Ding is difficult to describe with ink, he only has a feeling in his heart, that is, so wet, so wet as if the fountain!
“Oh… I want…” Ding Ling’s throat trembled as she whispered in Wang Ding’s ear.
Wang Ding picked up Ding Ling on the bed, Ding Ling didn’t look too short, it was reasonable to weigh at least a hundred and ten pounds, but Wang Ding held it in his hands and it seemed to be weightless.
“Oh… give it to me…” Ding Ling again took the initiative to urge Wang Ding again.
“Fine, just die!” Wang Ding had heard that if he copulated with a female ghost, his prick might dissolve and he would never be a man again. He took it in stride, slowly inserting that meat sausage of his into Ding Ling’s trough.
“Oh!” Ding Ling was moaning, and Wang Ding was worried that his meat sausage might not be safe, but he felt a little more relieved after a dozen or so thrusts, when he felt that he wasn’t doing anything different.
As soon as Ding Ling laid down on the bed, she immediately hugged Wang Ding, strangely enough, Wang Ding felt that there was heat underneath Ding Ling that shouldn’t be there. Ding Ling is a ghost, there should be no body temperature, Wang Ding felt that her body was cold when he wrapped his arms around her, but the strange thing was why the feeling of the prick was hot.
Ding Ling saw through Wang Ding’s mind and said with a smile, “When a person dies, they are supposed to be cold, but I am a virgin ghost, so I still retain my popularity down there.”
Wang Ding was relieved as he began to attack Ding Ling one after another.
Virgin ghost! Not to say that Wang Ding has never tried a ghost, not even a virgin, Wang Ding only felt that Ding Ling’s bottom was like a narrow stream, not only wet, but also so tight.
Although Wang Ding had pumped 50 or 60 times, he was still a bit uncomfortable at first.
So did Ding Ling, and even the ghost felt so uncomfortable and a little sore.
But after a hundred more thrusts, Wang Ding began to adapt to Ding Ling’s body, and Ding Ling slowly got used to Wang Ding’s pile-driving style.
Ding Ling below the water began to be more, more lubrication, Wang Ding’s meat stick a wild pumping and thrusting, semen is like a rapid waterfall, a cascade, straight into the depths of the valley of Ding Ling’s stream.
“AH… AH… I’m dying…” Ding Ling felt herself shivering as the rush of Wang Ding’s love poured into her flower center, and then she felt a wave of never-before-experienced excitement flooding through her body.
Wang Ding also defeated, he clearly remembered the trailing soldiers abandoned armor before, that kind of ejaculation pleasure, is really the supreme enjoyment, compared to their own sex dreams, or even masturbation venting, simply no comparison, can be said to be the difference between the sky and the common ground.
This overpowering feeling made get Wang Ding add a few more points to Ding Ling.
“By the way, why did you die?” Wang Ding asked as he hugged Ding Ling.
Ding Ling looked at Wang Ding, only her eyes were wet, as if she wanted to cry out.
“Ah, don’t be sad, if you don’t want to tell, I won’t ask.” Wang Ding saw that Ding Ling was pitiful, and felt compassion for her.
“Do you like me?” Ding Ling asked.
“I… I like it.” When Wang Ding finished speaking himself, he felt a little strange that he was speaking to a ghost.
“So… do you really want to marry me as your wife?” Ding Ling asked.
“Of course I’d love to have you as my wife, but…”
“But because I’m a ghost?” When Ding Ling heard Wang Ding stammer, she naturally knew what was going on.
“I could actually be not a ghost.” Ding Ling added.
“Can it not be a ghost? Then what is it ah?” Wang Ding asked.
“It can be human!”
“A human? How do you change into a human?” Wang Ding was immediately so excited when he heard Ding Ling’s words that he could change into a human.
“Returning to the soul! If you return your soul, you’ll be a human being.” Ding Ling wrapped her arms around Wang Ding.
“Returning the soul? How to return the soul.” Hearing Ding Ling speak so seriously, Wang Ding began to have some hope.
“Right! As long as at two o’clock tomorrow afternoon you push a woman out of the road for me so she gets hit by a car, I’ll return the favor.”
“Tomorrow at two o’clock in the afternoon, push a woman off the road!” Wang Ding recited, thinking about Ding Ling’s method and whether it would work or not.
After Wang Ding heard Ding Ling’s words, it could be said that he couldn’t sleep all night.
“You must remember, push a woman out of the road at two o’clock, she was hit by a car and died, so I can return to be a human being and be your wife ah.” Ding Ling repeatedly instructed Wang Ding, because it was already daylight, Ding Ling had to leave.
Wang Ding has been thinking about what kind of a woman? How to push a woman out of the road? He has been swinging around a road for a long time, and he was thinking: that woman is good, this one seems too old, and that one seems too young.
Looking at her watch, it was already 1:50 or so, and there were still a few minutes to go before two o’clock, if she exceeded the time, Ding Ling would have no way to return her soul.
“I am simply not human!” Wang Ding scraped himself.
Wang Ding finally thought, he pushed a woman out of the road, although it can make Ding Ling return to the soul, but the woman who was pushed out of the road by himself will die in vain for no reason.
Is it worth it to save a ghost and kill a man?
A sound of brakes woke up Wang Ding, he looked up and saw a granny crossing the road, and saw a car, as if it could not stop and was about to hit the granny.
Wang Ding subconsciously wanted to save the woman, he rushed out in an arrow step to try to save the granny, but the frame finally knocked the granny down.
Although Wang Ding wanted to save Granny, he could only hold her hand.
When Granny was admitted to the hospital, Wang Ding went to visit her from time to time. Wang Ding had visited Granny many times, but he had not seen anyone visiting Granny.
“Granny, are you better?” Wang Ding asked as he helped the granny up.
“I… I don’t think I can do it…” The granny was dying.
Granny and Wang Ding didn’t know each other, but Wang Ding all but realized that Granny’s gaze was vaguely familiar.
“Ding Ling, Ding Ling!” Wang Ding remembered that it was Ding Ling, and he remembered that he hadn’t pushed anyone out of the road, and that Ding Ling might not be able to return her soul.
Just by looking at her, Wang Ding felt a kind of sympathy for the granny.
“Grandma, do you have any relatives?”
“I… I have to be alone only!” The granny said.
Although there was a thirty to forty year age difference between the two, Wang Ding seemed to have a soft spot for Granny.
“Do you have any unfinished business ?”
“You know what I want to do more than anything else? I want to get married!” As soon as the granny finished speaking, Wang Ding was shocked.
“If someone could marry me, I would have no regrets in death!” The grandmother looked at Wang Ding as if begging her to marry her.
“How about this! After you get well, I’ll marry you la.” Wang Ding felt strange himself as he spoke, that he even wanted a granny.
“Yeah! Let’s get married!” Once the granny heard Wang Ding say that he could marry her, her injuries actually improved greatly, not enough two days granny was discharged from the hospital after recovering from her injuries.
Wang Ding can be said to have no choice, the ghost called their own mouth cool promise granny, see granny so happy, but can not bear to talk back, the only drag on the drag.
Although Wang Ding wanted to delay, Granny was so anxious that in less than two weeks, Granny proposed to marry Wang Ding.
Granny brought Wang Ding to a new house, just look at the house know that it is worth a lot of money, Wang Ding can not imagine that Granny is a small rich woman.
Wang Ding felt that the house was good, the only thing that felt a little unnatural was that in the sleeping room bed was spread with dragon and phoenix quilt pillows.
“Ah! I can’t imagine that I could even get a wife, and a veritable ‘old’ woman at that.” Wang Ding laughed to himself, “Alright! Just think of it as your own old mother turning over a new leaf and having a mother’s love for yourself again.”
“Honey, let’s have dinner together!” Grandma quickly set out a table of food, lobster and fish, all so rich.
“Come, let’s drink first.” Granny poured two cups of spiced wine and handed one to Wang Ding.
Wang Ding held a cup of spiced wine and could say he had no appetite for the resident granny.
Looking at the opposite side of the woman, into the body of the skin are wrinkled, it is difficult to cause Wang Ding psychological and physiological appetite.
“Cheers!” Granny raised her glass, revealing a mouth with a few teeth.
“Okay, cheers.” Wang Ding had to brace himself and raise a glass to his “wife”.
“Eat! Feel free to eat.” Granny took the initiative to clip food to Wang Ding.
Granny was really as good as a husband to his wife, treating Wang Ding with respect.
“Okay! You eat it all!” Wang Ding reciprocated.
This meal, eat more than an hour to finish, Wang Ding himself do not know what to eat under the belly.
Granny quickly cleaned up the dishes and sat down next to Wang Ding again.
“Hubby, let’s go into the room!” The granny’s hand dragged Wang Ding’s hand.
“Into the room?” Wang Ding was a bit unconvinced, he didn’t believe that grannies still liked to go to bed, and even more so, he didn’t believe that he could have a reaction to living a granny.
Into the room, Granny still take the initiative, but Wang Ding also saw Granny as if so shy, back to him to undress, only to see Granny removed underwear, all expensive goods.
“Let me serve you!” Granny so gently helped Wang Ding take off his shirt and pants. Wang Ding almost wanted to vomit when he looked at the two dry and wrinkled rice bags on Granny’s chest.
It was rare for a granny to be willing to serve herself, so Wang Ding had to go along with it.
Wang Ding, who had already closed his eyes and was lying on the bed, only felt that the meat sausage underneath him had been carefully taken care of, and at one time he felt that the meat sausage was in the grasp of a person, and at another time he felt that his meat sausage was entering into a wet and slippery place, and there was also a fan of meat in the place, which he kept on picking and plucking.
Wang Ding gradually a little interest, but unfortunately that kind of excitement in the blink of an eye and disappeared, suddenly everything seems to stop, Wang Ding is thinking about what happened, but also feel his meat bowel seems to be stuffed into a dry and wide meat hole.
Then that meat hole began to twitch and kept going up and down, latching onto Wang Ding’s meat sausage and gulping it. But Wang Ding could no longer feel any excitement at all.
“Honey, do you love me?”
“Honey, do you love me?”
Wang Ding heard the same sentence twice. At first the first sentence, he knew it was spoken by Granny, but then the second sentence seemed to be Ding Ling’s voice.
“Ding Ling, Ding Ling.” Wang Ding called Ding Ling in his heart, he knew that Ding Ling could no longer hear him, he didn’t dare to open his eyes, he was afraid that he would lose even his only illusion.
“Ding Ling, I love you!” Although Ding Ling was not there, Wang Ding took it as speaking to Ding Ling, who he had once longed for.
“Do you really love me?”
“Yes, I love you.” Wandin said.
“Honey, look at me.” It was still Ding Ling’s voice.
“Look at you?” Wang Ding thought to himself, “What’s there to see!”
But once he opened his eyes, he barely blinked.
Originally, the one he slept with was an old woman with chicken skin and hair, but now it was surprising that she was slowly changing. First, it was her hair that gradually turned from silver white to gray, and then from gray to black.
The wrinkled skin on the face and body was surprisingly smooth in its return as if it had been burned with an iron.
The most important thing was the pair of breasts and the triangle underneath, as if they were blowing air into them and replying to fullness.
“Oh…” Wang Ding also realized that the originally dry and wide flesh hole below him had turned into a wet and narrow stream.
Wang Ding again enjoyed the feeling of his prick being surrounded by plastered flesh.
“Ah! Ding Ling, Ding Ling, I’ve missed you so much!” Looking at the face-to-face granny, who turned out to be Ding Ling, Wang Ding was naturally very happy.
But Ding Ling did not respond to Wang Ding, she just turned the tables and rode Wang Ding underneath her, as if she wanted to be a female jockey, riding Wang Ding’s old horse.
Ding Ling lightly shook her waist, already swallowing Wang Ding’s rod into her valley, only to see her flexing her feet on the bed, her pink buttocks high and low, Wang Ding’s prick was then sucked and spat out by Ding Ling, it was very enjoyable.
Ding Ling is not only good at sucking, but also good at waist work, she gulped Wang Ding’s meat sausage down below, but still able to twist her waist and turn her breasts to Wang Ding, letting him play handball.
Ding Ling’s breasts were round, big and elastic, Wang Ding couldn’t help but eat the two red grapes on top of her, he flicked his tongue left and right, and then nibbled lightly with his teeth.
Although the two red grapes attracted Wang Ding drooling, but how could he swallow it down, only to look at the repentance to quench the thirst, like a child sucking like milk.
Wang Ding only felt that the water underneath Ding Ling was getting more and more, so that every time Ding Ling gulped her own meat sausage, there was a “slurping” sound of water.
Ding Ling another trick, that is, although she was busy gulping and fiddling, hands are not lazy, her gesture is very good, she fished in one hand to Wang Ding’s “Lychee”, gently touched and flicked sweep.
Now Wang Ding can say that even the emperor may not be enough for him to Wei, he slurped milk in his mouth, the rod was wrapped by the warm and soft meat hole to sleeve, and his own spring bag was gently caressed.
“AH…” Ding Ling was the first to lose her grip, and after a few hundred thrusts of Wang Ding’s rod, she had already reached one peak after another.
Wang Ding finally a leak, almost hanging his head, Ding Ling did not want Wang Ding so quickly lost his virility, a in the renewed efforts, Wang Ding’s meat sausage became Ding Ling’s mouth of the snow strip, Ding Ling will be Wang Ding’s strip of snow on the verge of softening sucked and sucked.
I don’t know whether it was Ding Ling’s good oral skills or Wang Ding’s treasure, but after a while, Wang Ding was powerful again.
This time it was Wang Ding’s turn to be the jockey, only to see that he pushed Ding Ling on the edge of the bed, and then inserted his rod into Ding Ling’s peach hole and kept Tsubaki pounding.
“AH, HUH, OH…” Ding Ling cried out, but when Wang Ding heard her cries, not only did he not take pity on her, but instead, he tightened his grip and thrust furiously into the hole.
“YO…” Ding Ling screamed louder and sluttier, and Wang Ding became even more powerful and energetic, resulting in the two of them going at it for a whole hour before calling it quits.
“Ling, why did you show up again?” Wang Ding asked Ding Ling.
“You don’t like it?”
“No!” Wang Ding looked at Ding Ling.
“I actually returned my soul on Granny early in the morning.” Ding Ling said.
“So why did you you tell me to push someone off the road and let you get on top of her when she died?”
“I’m just trying you out to see if you’re willing to go to harm for a woman. I know that you can’t bear to see Granny die in vain, proving that you’re a person with a good heart.” Ding Ling finished her speech, revealing a good-hearted sweetness.
“So… you want Granny to marry me again?”
“I’m messing with you!” Ding Ling ate and laughed.
Why Ding Ling died, Wang Ding never knew, but Ding Ling back to life as a human being, turned out to be a rich woman, there is a lot of capital for Wang Ding to do business.
Wang Ding can not do anything, only to open a “mumble” company, but he does not have to do it himself, just every day on the Ding Ling heart enough.
~Finally~