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School finally started today after a long summer vacation! However, there was nothing else to do today except register, so I stayed in my dorm room and farted around with my roommate.
〃Zhao, you made a bet with us in May that you would deliver any of the three flowers by summer vacation, what happened? When are you going to cash in on the Beethoven and KTV you owe us? 〃The one who spoke was Wu Weixiong, who has been in my dorm room since freshman year.
When my roommate asked me about it, I took out my diary, flipped through it, and finally said, “Don’t be in such a hurry! Let me tell you the story slowly! 〃
The whole dormitory is being filled with the aroma of tea, and everyone is drinking tea while listening to me tell about my strange summer vacation….
first time
One night in early May…..
〃Room 203, Mr. Chen Yuanzhao’s phone! 〃
Strange? I don’t know any beauties in this hellhole, how come there’s a phone call for me? I didn’t call earlier, I didn’t call later, and it happened to be when I was writing a letter to my pen-pal, Xiao Jia….
I’m Chen Yuanzhao! 〃
Hey, it’s Fang! I’m Fang.
Xiaofang is a friend of the Department of Electrical Communication, sometimes think about it, a big man to take the nickname to obtain so effeminate, but also people are not accustomed to .
I don’t know any girl named Xiao Fang. I’m just kidding! I’m just kidding!
I’m not kidding! By the way, we’re having a dance tomorrow night in the lobby of the new student hall! And we’re inviting girls from Windy City College! And it’s free! Do you want to come? [Laughs]
After thinking about it for a while, I’ll be free tomorrow, so why don’t I go over there and find a chance? 〃Okay! I’ll go there tomorrow! 〃
I’m going to get you to do that! You can call No-Tailed Bear, too! Bye-bye! Bye.
Tailless Bear (Ng Wai Hung) is my roommate, not only in the same class, but also in the same club. Whenever I have something good to do, I will ask him to go with me. But there’s one thing I can’t get over, he seems to be born with a woman’s heart, he’s handsome and has a cheerful personality, he’s a typical magnet for girls. It’s a magnet for girls! Although my mom didn’t give birth to me as handsome, I’m not bad either! Why don’t I have this kind of opportunity? Every time my classmates go on a trip, I can only “sell smiles” on the side, and the girls are always looking for those “10,000 fans”, alas….
After No-Tailed Bear came back from the ball that night, I told him that Fang had just called and asked him to go to the ball tomorrow as well. I always tell him when I have something good to do. I wonder if he treats me as his buddy. Looking at him, he is sleeping,” I said, “I don’t know, you are more attractive to women! You’re more of a ladies’ man, so I’d better keep writing to my Siu Ka! I’ll continue to write to my Siu Ka.
second time
The next afternoon, while I was still dreaming about the week, I was blasted out of bed by Fang .
Why did you wake me up so early? Why did you wake me up so early? 〃
You’re still asleep! Come with me to help out at the new student center! I’m going to help out in the freshman hall.
When we got to the freshman hall, what? We’re the only ones sweeping this big hall? I’m not sure what to do. I mean, Fang! I’m hungry, can I steal the dessert next to me? I’m hungry.
What are you doing? Sweep it up! I’m going.
Hey. – Hey, hey, hey! Digging me in to do hard labor and not giving me anything to eat. I don’t care about him, steal a piece of dessert, what can Fang do to me?
By six o’clock or so, the prom-goers were arriving one after another, eh? Why is there a group of girls I don’t know gathering in a corner of the hall to chat? Xiaozhao, those are the girls from the Wind Master’s program, go and greet them! 〃
I walked slowly over to them, “Are you from the Windmasters?” they nodded. They nodded.
Welcome to Windy City First University. Have you had dinner yet? A few of you haven’t had dinner yet. “Well, there’s still half an hour before the dance starts, so I’ll take you to the cafeteria.” They got up and stood up! I’ll show you to the cafeteria.” They got up and stood up!
Ugh…. I so regretted saying that…. When they stood up, I realized that these girls were about the same height as me (I’m 175cm) after wearing high heels…. Although these girls are all good looking, but this kind of height…. I’m going to have to use the word “short”. I’m going to use the “short man’s music”….
After they had dined, the ball was about to begin. The ratio of men to women at this dance is about one to one! It’s about one to one, which is rare in a school with such a high ratio of men to women in Windy City, and the girls are still in top form, so it seems I’ve come to the right place for this dance….
At this time, I peeked at the eyes of a few classmates I know, almost all of them fell on a few of these Wind Master beauties, however, there are also quite a few seniors in this school who are staring tigerishly at the girls…. Ha! After I summarized the results, the gazes that fell on the girls in this school roughly fell on three flowers.
The one with a clear face and long hair, who belonged to the “light as a swallow” type, was the freshman flower of the Department of Geological Engineering, named Chen Kaiyue. She’s famous in Windy City, although she’s not yet the school flower, she’s more than enough to be the department flower. Unfortunately, I have no interest in her! It’s not because she’s not pretty enough, but there are two reasons: first, her voice is not good, every time I listen to her sing, I have to listen to it patiently; second, she has too many classmates “standing guard”, so I think it’s probably hopeless….
The other lively looking and fashionably dressed girl was the Computer Science Department’s flower girl, her name was Li Manting. Her singing voice is the best among the girls I know, and with her short hair and cute face, many seniors’ eyes almost fell on her.
There is another one who looks very voluptuous, the visual estimation of the bust is at least 34 above, belongs to the more quiet type, in fact, among these three girls, her appearance, personality, body among the three are superior, however, there is a fatal injury – older than me…. Ugh…. It’s a pity that her height is a few centimeters shorter than the current school beauty, or else we wouldn’t know who the school beauty is! My eyes were captivated by her…. Mom, why didn’t you give birth to me a few months earlier? Woo…. She and another classmate are known as the “Two Flowers of the Business Science Department”. This beauty is a freshman in the Business Science Department named Chen Shiling, and even more coincidentally, she shares a dorm room with Li Man Ting. If any of the dormitories were to have a dormitory association with that room, it would be a great pleasure…. I secretly glanced at the students next to me, and there were a lot of them looking at her as well. Unfortunately, the person sitting next to her and chatting with her was her immediate senior, so there hadn’t been much of a chance for people to find her to dance with….
I decided to go for Hyatt’s dance first, and there was actually another reason why I wanted to whet No-Tailed Bear’s appetite, since she’s a close friend of No-Tailed Bear’s…. Hehe….
What? Your class didn’t show up? 〃
〃Look at the entrance to the hall. Sometimes I can’t stand them! Why do you boys do it so often? I don’t like it! I don’t like it.
I looked at the door to the hall and sure enough a couple of people were skimming over their heads…. Scary….
〃Ugh…. What do you do with it? Uh-huh.
Sometimes I’m really angry, but we’re all in the same class, so it’s not nice to tear our faces off! 〃
〃Well…. What you’re saying,” I sighed deeply, “is that even we boys don’t like this method! 〃
I still remember that during the Coal Candle Dance, she had the idea of taking me around the dance floor while dancing, but as soon as she got back to her original spot, some students from that department came to ask her to dance, but fortunately, Hyatt was very kind to me and politely refused their invitation to dance, letting me send her back to the girls’ dormitory. Later on, whenever the club went out to lead the team, there were students from that department watching her.
I glanced at No-Tailed Bear again, who also seemed to want to get Hyatt to dance, so I sent her back to her seat. No-tailed Bear, I’m sorry!
After I returned to my seat, I looked at Shirei again and kept thinking how her immediate senior was so . Not even letting anyone go…. Then probably he had to go to the restroom and finally found a chance to be able to talk to her.
〃Eek! Shi-Ling, how come no one asked you to dance? 〃
I don’t know, but I don’t like prom. 〃
“If you don’t like prom, why would you want to come? 〃
A lot of seniors asked me if I wanted to come, so I was too embarrassed to refuse. 〃
While I was still trying to continue chatting with her, a boy came and asked her to dance, so I had to leave wisely. I had wanted to find her to go out for a walk and get some air, but I was invited away.
Unchained Melody was playing all around the dancefloor, and I was still staring at my friends who were alone…. It just so happens that Bear has returned to my side after dancing with Hyatt. Now Li Man Ting is alone! Why don’t you go find her? 〃
I thought it would be better to talk to her instead of being a “wallflower” here, so I slowly walked over to her. So I slowly walked over to her. “Can I ask you to dance? She nodded to the classmate next to her and got up to walk to the dance floor with me. Unlike other girls in our school, she was quite bold in her behavior. Not only did she not shy away from sensitive topics, but she also held my hand after the dance and went back to her seat for a chat.
〃Lee Manting, I think you’re…. I think you’re very special! 〃
Hi! Xiaozhao, just call me Xiao Man. It’s not fair to call me by my first name…. 〃
〃 Huh? How do you know my name? 〃
〃Huh….. Doesn’t your department have a computerized dating program? 〃
Mandy Lee….. Whoo! She’s number two on my computerized list of choice friends. I didn’t expect her to remember me. Before I could get back to my senses, she interrupted my thoughts again….
I’ve learned a lot of dance steps and this is the first time I’ve used them. If I hadn’t been dragged here by Fanny, I probably wouldn’t have come. But I wouldn’t have gotten to know you! 〃
I can’t tell you’re honest on the outside, but you’re a good talker, too! I don’t know.
Suddenly, Shi-Ling walked up to us and looked for Xiao Man to go back to the dormitory with her, looking at their backs, I always felt a bit forlorn .
After the dance, I went to the department store with No-Tailed Bear to do some shopping. Which one are you interested in? 〃
Uh-huh. I’m not so sure. I’m not sure.
〃Look at you, I can see you can’t even get a girlfriend in your senior year. Really, if you like someone, you have to act on it! 〃
Maybe! I don’t know.
When we got back to the dormitory, we talked about it again.
The colorful devil suddenly interjected, “I don’t think you’re going to be able to get them! The color demon suddenly interjected.
The sex fiend is my other roommate, a tall, handsome guy who just talks a little cheap. He was more experienced than me in this area, so I was often teased by him!
If you can get any of the three girls by the end of the summer vacation, we’ll each lose you a Beethoven and a month’s worth of meals. If you can’t, you’ll have to treat us to a Beethoven and a karaoke night!
What kind of strange betting method is that? I don’t know.
Or the three of us will lose you a sound card! I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry.
These people know that I love to play games, so they made this kind of bet. Forget it! It’s my bad luck! I’ll bet on it.
〃The tailless bear, waiting for the next semester to eat Beethoven! Hah… 〃
Watching them walk out of the dormitory, I decided to impress you all . Not for the sake of the bet, but for the sake of my Chen Yuanzhao’s reputation .
third time
A month later…..
In June, when the sun shines brightly, the number of people playing on the court is obviously less, partly because the weather is so hot that many people would rather sleep in their dormitories, and partly because the final exams are coming soon.
Since I met those three flowers, my life has been full of splendor, and sometimes I even dream of them smiling at me. In reality, however, every time I invited them to a movie or a late-night snack, they were always invited away. Who asked them to be so popular?
Have you written your final program? I’m sorry.
〃Not yet! But let’s prepare for the final exam first! I guess I’ll just have to find time to copy the book or go to a classmate to copy it. 〃
I continued to prepare for my final exams, but then I got a phone call asking me to go to a meeting to discuss Camp Penis Up. That’s right! Those three flower students are watching me so closely, I don’t even have a chance to look for them. What’s worse, the day after I went to see a movie with Mandy Lee, I was threatened by a student who signed his name as “Magic Lantern”, forbidding me to go to see her or else he would do something bad to me. I have always respected my classmates in the Department of Information Technology, and I even applied for the Department of Information Technology as my first choice, but I was intimidated by a student from that department.
Right, Xiao Zhao, you ask Wu-Tailed Bear to be in charge of recruiting people to join the camp, and you’re in charge of designing the activities. 〃
Responsible for recruiting? My thoughts turned to the fact that as long as I try my best to get the male students of the three flower departments to participate, plus the female students of Ching Tai, Shih Tai and King Yee, I would be able to make those male students shift their targets. All I had to do was to go on a “tour around the island” during the summer vacation, and I would be able to reap the fruits of my efforts.
I don’t know how to design campaigns, so let me be the one to pull people in, okay? I don’t know how to design campaigns.
Okay! Tell No-Tailed Bear that we’re having a design event tomorrow night and ask him to come to the clubhouse. And here’s the sign-up sheet. You’re in charge! 〃
When I got the enrollment form, it was a real treasure, so I am going to post the news only to the Information Technology, Geological Engineering and Business Departments, hehe…. Going to do it tomorrow!
fourth time
The next day, I asked my friends in these three departments to take care of the enrollment on my behalf. I had 120 enrollment forms on hand, but only 24 of them were kept on hand to enroll a dozen other departments. With the help of those students, the “rivals” that I was worried about were all set up by the “invitation to enter a jar” scheme.
How come almost all the applicants are from those three departments? I don’t know.
〃The three departments are probably more interested in the program, but when I asked the math department and the chemistry department, no one was interested in joining the program. But there were so many applicants that the program was filled up in just two days! 〃
Fang excitedly nodded at the entry fee, and I excitedly mulled over how I was going to chase those three flowers….
Suddenly, a thought came to me, “Right, if they go to the camp too, won’t that be a waste of time? “〃
Let’s call Starlet now. Starlet is my only “girl friend”, she is Shi-Ling’s best friend….
Hello, Starlet? I’m sorry.
Why don’t you call Shi-Ling when you’re so free? I’m sorry.
I’m not going to argue with you anymore! By the way, do you know there’s a survival camp, it seems to be fun, are you interested? I don’t know.
And then it’s better to get a couple of them girls together, right? I don’t think so.
That’s the least of it, but it’s nice to have a few more people to look after, isn’t it? “I’m sorry.
Okay! I know! I’ll ask Shi-Ling, but I’m not sure if Hyatt and Manting’s schedules are already full! I’m not sure.
Oh, that’s okay! That’s okay. I’ll see if anyone wants to go! I’ll see if there’s anyone else who wants to go.
As a matter of fact, Starlet and Shi-Ling are best friends, and since Starlet has been persuaded by me, Shi-Ling will probably be fine too! What I’m worried about is that Manting has an easy-going personality, she usually doesn’t turn down people who approach her, while Hyatt will definitely keep inviting her to go to the Upward Bound Camp after many of her classmates have already joined the camp. I need to get in touch with both of them as soon as possible.
fifth time
What a coincidence, as soon as we arrived at the entrance of the girls’ dormitory, we saw Hyatt chatting with a classmate at the door. Strangely enough, it was obvious from Hyatt’s face that she didn’t want to see that classmate. Looking at her, she barely managed to squeeze a little smile out of her face, in fact, I think she was already annoyed!
Then again, I hate guys who stalk girls like flies on a fish, yet my behavior lately is no different from these flies. Although I really want to go find Hyatt, since she doesn’t like people pestering her either, I’d better be sensible and leave her alone for now.
On the way back to my dorm room, I felt a little down about losing an opportunity, but maybe it would be better for each other and save us from an awkward meeting later.
I went back to my dormitory and thought for a long time, “I just made a bet with my classmates, although I have a crush on them, but do I really like her? If I chased after them just to win the card, and then alienated them after I got them, then I’m not a human being at all! Chen Yuanzhao! Look at yourself, you used to be so carefree, although you had nothing to do all day, just sitting in front of the computer desk, at least you are not in trouble with others, but now? All day long, you’re not thinking straight, and you’re in trouble with the information department, who told you to show off your tongue? I don’t want to talk about you! 〃
Walking over to the computer desk, I felt like every step weighed a thousand pounds, why? Why do I feel so anxious?
I turned on my computer and was about to do my final report, yet in my mind, I kept remembering the events of the past month. What was wrong with me?
“I’ve got a call from Mr. Chen Yuanzhao in room 203. Suddenly, my classmates told me to answer the phone. When he passed by me, he suddenly told me, “She’s a woman! I guess I need to prepare a sound card! I think I need to get a sound card.
Women? It seems that Little Star has got news, I wonder if the girls can join the wilderness survival camp?
I’m Chen Yuanzhao! I’m Chen Yuanzhao! I’m Chen Yuanzhao!
Who were you waiting for in front of the girls’ dormitory? Who were you waiting for in front of the girls’ dormitory? I was waiting for someone in front of the girls’ dormitory.
I froze. It wasn’t Little Star’s voice! Then whose voice was it?
Hey! You don’t recognize me? Then guess who I am! 〃
Although my ability to recognize people sucks, I’m great at recognizing voices. Hyatt? What made you want to call? 〃
Didn’t you want to see me just now? 〃
“Uh…. “Should I say yes or no?
Oh! I had to go to the 9th house to look for my classmates. When I came back, I wanted to try my luck to see if I could bump into you. I’ll see if I can bump into you.
〃Eh? So you saw me. What, you don’t like me? I don’t like you.
Hyatt’s tone was aggressive and made me feel powerless, I really felt at this point that there was nothing I could say….
〃In fact…. I’d like to say hello to you, but you were talking to your classmates and I didn’t want to interrupt you. I don’t want to interrupt you. But I have something to say to you. 〃
Oh? Oh.
I saw the poster for the camp and thought it would be fun to invite you to join us. 〃
“But… I’ve already been asked out. I’m sorry. I’ll hang out with you later! 〃
〃It’s okay…. You guys have fun. Have a great summer! 〃
Thank you! Zhaohua. Honestly, I think you’re a really nice person. It’s a pity that we met too late. 〃
What did Hyatt mean by saying that to me? Is it a perfunctory comment to me, or is she interested in me?
〃Kai Yue, you’re not bad at all! You’re easy-going, gentle, and good-looking. Everyone wants to be with you. Let’s go to the movies tomorrow. 〃
Let’s see…. I’m free tomorrow. Okay! I’ll be free tomorrow.
After agreeing on a place with Hyatt, we both exchanged goodbyes.
〃Xiao Zhao, you big idiot! When she asked you if you didn’t like her, she was implying that you need to step up your game, that she’s interested in you…. After returning to the dormitory, I was lectured by the sex fiend, who was scolding me for not being interested in her. I was scolded by the sex fiend for being unattractive. Is it me or him who wants to chase after Hyatt? The Sixth Round
The next afternoon, I went to wait for Hyatt in front of the girls’ dormitory as promised. I watched my departmental classmates smile at me as they walked past the girls’ dormitory and wondered how they were going to laugh at me when I returned to my dormitory.
After waiting for about ten minutes, I finally waited for her. She was wearing a white dress, the lace around the edges brought out her softness, and with her long, gently flowing hair, it really made me dumbfounded….
Hey! Xiao Zhao, are you a pervert, staring at me for so long? 〃
I’ve never seen you wearing such a beautiful outfit before. I’ve never seen you in such an outfit before.
Let’s go! The movie’s about to start! I’m going to start the movie.
It was the first time I’d ever gotten this close to a girl, and I tentatively shook her hand, only to have her shrink back, probably because we didn’t know each other very well yet!
Look, couples are holding hands! I don’t know.
You’re so beautiful! Who is a couple with you? She made a funny face at me, it was really cute.
After almost two hours in the movie theater, my hand was still tentatively holding hers. This time she finally didn’t hold back, but let me shake it enough….
That’s when I looked at her sideways for a moment, her breathing seemed to be rapid, and her hands were getting hot….
There is a bit of sensationalism in this movie, and neither of us expected this movie to have such bold sex scenes in the first place. Although there is a sprayed effect, but it is still exciting. However, it is not the sex scenes that make the blood boil, but the heroine’s sincere love that abandons everything for the sake of true love….
Immediately after the movie, she asked me, “Do you believe that there is true love in this world? 〃
This is a really hard question for me to start with as someone who has never tasted love….
“Honestly, I don’t know, but I hope there’s true love in this world. 〃
She looked at me, not sure if she was unimpressed or not, and said to me softly, 〃Ugh! You really are a goose anyway…. 〃
It’s still early in the day. Let’s take a walk around Candlewood Lake! 〃
She nodded. So we both held hands and went to sit in the grass by Candle Lake.