1. On the last winter night of the last century, after I wrote down the word “snog”, I began to wait, surrounded by darkness, only my engorged glans glowed slightly red in the darkness. Meanwhile, in Chengdu, China, further south, in a spacious room on Yulin South Road, on the bed, Xiao Yang was also waiting. I heard her thin voice, coming out of the completely covered quilt. 1, 2, 3, Xiao Yang was waiting for her orgasm to come.
2. To be precise, Jan was lying on her back on the bed. When I walked over to the bed and put my hand under the covers, I happened to touch her smooth ass. Her buttocks rose and fell one by one, strong, but not much movement. Jan said, “Don’t touch me, don’t touch me, I’m going to come.” Her voice had changed tone.
Years of being together had given me confidence in her ability to take care of things on her own. At the same time, I knew more than ever that at this point in time, her greatest hope was that I would leave her, as far away as possible, but not leave the room. She would call my name after a long moan. At that moment for her rolling orgasm, my embrace, was the best beach for her. All was quiet again, the lamp, the couch, the Simmons and the quilt, and her naked body.
3. More accurately, Yang’s waiting was positive. Because the work is not done, the climax will not come by itself.
4. The phone rings, and from the phone comes the voice of Teiji, who says, “The sun is shining today.” For Chengdu, a city that is too cloudy and gloomy, the sun is a good thing, it invites us out of our rooms and outside.
Tak Er said: “This is the time to have sex, we are waiting for you downstairs.” I know that the “we” that Deji said includes at least Steel and Lace Glasses, but also includes Deji’s white Santana.
Takji is an avid lover of sex and a master at living it. He, along with Steel, Lace Glasses and I, are close friends in sex life, or sex friends for short. And we called ourselves cannon friends, snogging cannon, snogging friends. We often rode in Tak Er’s white Santana, in and out of the lights.
Twenty kilometers away from Chengdu, there is a small county, where beauty salons, hotels, and karaoke ladies, as soon as they see the car, will run over to surround it in the middle, in fact, will be surrounded by us in the middle. Tak Er has at least a dozen or more old girlfriends here, and each one of them will do it with him twice at most, and after two times, he will recommend them grandly to Brother Steel. He said to Steel, “This one is good, big at the top, small at the bottom; that one is good, small at the bottom, big at the top.”
In this regard, Brother Steel and De Er have the closest relationship, which is similar to a blood relationship. Unlike me, I only know Qiaomei, Lingling and the boss’s wife, who is known as the captain of the cheerleading squad, in this county. Deji said that he and the boss’s wife had an affair, but the boss’s wife refused to admit it, and even the boss’s wife would not do it with me in front of Deji. On one occasion, Deji spent more than half an hour in the restroom of the gun room between me and my boss’s wife to hear her screams clearly. It was a summer day, there was no air conditioning in the toilet, only stench.
5．After putting down the phone, I hurriedly got dressed. I picked a brightly colored tie from the closet and I put it around my neck. One leg left, one leg right, one leg up, one leg down, one leg for you, one leg for me, one leg good, one leg bad, one leg comfortable, one leg not so comfortable. Then the head of the tie passes through the loop, which must not be too large or the tie will look too short; and, of course, the loop must not be too small, for a thin, long tie does not look good either. I looked up, and in the mirror appeared a pair of round eyes and a protruding nose, like a phallus.
6. Yang said, “I want to get married.” I was looking in the mirror and she was lying on the bed.
I turned to look at her and I asked, “What did you say?”
“I want to get married and I want to have children.” Young said.
7．Two was sitting alone in the car and I pulled open the passenger door and sat next to him, “Where are they?” I asked. “They’re having tea in the garden.” By garden, Deji was referring to a turret we had in town. The name of a mid-range hotel, and the only nice suite in the hotel that came with a roof garden. We often chartered the suite and spent our time there snogging, playing poker, and drinking.
Lace glasses said: “Life is enough to get a fuck buddy, not to mention we have four, and this turret.”
It was here in the turret that Lacey Glasses sensationally touched the third breast of his life, in addition to his mother and his wife. I was there, and we said, “Go ahead.” The lace glasses said, “Go ahead.” The opponent was not a young lady, but one of Deji’s previous sexual partners.
After the lace glasses, the second asked me to play, I said: “play.” I especially wanted to fight that day, although the second sex partner can not be called a master of the gun, but I still play with a lot of sexual interest. The sound of our guns shook them. Lace glasses said: “I want more.”
8. When Yang said that she was getting married, she meant that she was leaving me, at least temporarily and partially. When Yang said that she was going to get married and have children, she meant that she was leaving me completely.
I said: “Xiao Yang, what’s wrong with you again?” Yang did not answer me, she lay on the bed, both eyes staring straight at the roof.
I said, “Yang, I have something to do now, wait until I come back. Okay?”
9. “What else can you do but fight?” Deji’s sex partner asked us, “Besides fighting, we still fight.” Lacey Glasses pulls her, and Deji and I sit on the couch and drink.
“You’ve got to let me go wash it.” She said, “Go ahead.” The lace glasses pulled her toward the restroom, “We’ll go wash it together.”
“Okay, we’ll wash it together.” Deji also put down his glass of wine and rushed over, I was still sitting on the couch drinking my wine.
From the restroom came her voice: “I’m scared of you all, I’m scared of you all.” Then there were screams and laughter, and the sound of water clattering. Honestly, compared to the sounds of her screaming in bed just now, these sounds were more exciting.
10. I’m hard. Hard is one flavor, two hard and two hard is another. Hard to the extreme, the flavor itself is very comfortable, a hard comfort. Hard to the extreme, even sitting on the sofa posture should be changed. Not hard and unchanged, so hard, you have to change so. Two hard, two hard, just two change two change. In short, hard than not hard good, and much better, and hard longer the better. To be hard for a long time and not soften down is what we call hard. This is the other side of hard, it makes you run, fly, straighten your limbs, and make “yada yada yada” out of your mouth.
The sound of it. For me, at least at this point, it was pleasant to be pleasant for such a hard time.
11. The sun was shining on the road in the countryside. Deji was driving his Santana, I was sitting next to him, and we were heading to our destination. Deji said, “We must take the boss’s wife away.” I could hear the boss’s wife screaming from one house to another in the garden. Her screams made me hard, hard, until I was soft.
12. Ancient Chinese poetry critics said that it was easy to change from simple to complex, but difficult to change from complex to simple. This statement alludes to hardness and softness, and it is correct. Hardness is simple, while softness is so complex that it is easy to change from hardness to softness, while it is so difficult to change from softness to hardness. Especially the first time, it is usually not easy to get hard.
We consoled our Steel, who was snogging for the first time, and he agonized over his failure. “Are you all like that?” He asked, “Not really.” Lacey Glasses said. He lights a cigarette and is slowly exhaling smoke ring after smoke ring that grows smaller, thicker, and finally fades away.
Steel turned his head, his eyes looking out the car window at the scenery flying by: there were fields, one tree after another, and some scattered karaoke and buffalo.
13. It was not long before our car had arrived at the county seat. The faint sound of artillery was coming from the front, in the midst of a rare tranquillity.
Deji said, “Let’s go get some gas for the car first.”
14. We were in the garden when Steel rang my cell phone. He asked me what I was doing and I told him that I was with Takji and Lace Glasses and that we were having sex. Deji said, “I’m going to cum, I’m going to cum.” I told Steel: “Takji said he’s going to cum.” Steel’s laughter came over the phone, and it sounded like the kind of laughter that you can’t laugh at.
I said, “Come here.” Steel said, “Why would I come over? You guys are having sex.” I said, “You’re not? You can’t or you don’t want to?” He said, “I don’t have to.” I said, “Yes, I did. Once you’re here, you can have sex.” Steel’s laughter came out of the phone again, or the kind of laughter that is not allowed to suppress.
I gave the phone to the woman underneath me and I said to her, “Call Steel to come over and spend time together.”
15. The President of a country said to a street cleaner, “I am the President to serve the people, you clean the streets to serve the people, we are the same.” I find this statement very false. And a prostitute to the john said: “I am for you, your wife is also for you, we are both sold by the body to get paid, we are the same.” I think it’s a valid statement.
Yang did not think so, Yang said: “I want to get married.” After I had already been through two marriages and divorces, Yang brought the topic back to me.
I lit a cigarette and sat under the table lamp, letting the time pass by, but I couldn’t write a word. Xiao Yang was lying on the bed, the quilt covering her solidly from top to bottom. She may have fallen asleep, or she may be dreaming of a beautiful wedding dress.
16. Two hours later, Steel knocked on the garden door. Steel was dressed in a suit and tie, as if for a meeting. As soon as he entered, he went to the restroom, and after a while, while wiping his hands with a handkerchief, he went to a chair by the window.
“How many other men in this city use handkerchiefs?” Deji said, “Women don’t use them either.” Deji’s woman said. Tak Er was lying on the sofa and she was half-snuggling into Tak Er’s lap.
Steel said, “It’s a good tradition.” Then he folded the handkerchief and put it into the bag on the left side of his suit. Steel put the handkerchief in the bag on the left side of his suit, and did it carefully.
“We have to protect Steel, protect his handkerchief, his beautiful marriage, his virginity like a giant panda.”
“How did I get my virginity?” Steel asked.
“For today, a man who has only screwed one woman is a virgin.”
Steel said, “Then there are too many virgins in the world. No way?”
The lace glasses said, “In this world, people like you are to be protected.”
17. I’m in the middle of a hard-on when the phone rings. Yang said, “Are you bored?” It was 1:30 in the afternoon, the sunlight through the curtains, shining on Yang’s snow-white breasts.
I answered the phone and it was Deji. He said, “It’s a beautiful day.” I said, “I know, call back later.” Then I put the phone down, continue to make hard. Yang closed her eyes again, into her state.
The phone rang again and it still had to be two. He told me to save some bullets, today there is a good use. Yang said, “Throw the phone away. Are you sick of it?”
18. I went to Haikou with Deji. On the plane, Deji said, “I didn’t realize I was not well until I got to Haikou.” I admit that I didn’t quite understand this statement at the time.
I saw all the people on the plane like a raised turtle head. The mouth of the sea was below us, like a huge nether door. The sun shone on it, the sea breeze blew on it, the waves lapped at it, and the sails and coconut trees hid it deeply. When our plane landed on it, there was an immediate sense of entering, or beating into it.
19. Lace Glasses said that he liked the feeling of scoring. Lace Glasses is the best Go player around us.
He said, “Enter? I’ll tell you to come in with a straight face and go out with a straight face.” We said: “Glasses, you don’t want to be foreign, we are always like this. In this sense, women are all Go masters. They open their own model, waiting for us to enter, and then killed me half dead, leaving the chess tendons and its essence, and fled out in disgrace. We lost this game, and we have to pay.”
20．After filling up the gas tank, we drove the car to the front of “Dreamy” hair salon. This is Qiaomei’s store and our first stop in this county. Qiaomei is my friend, but also a drummer for all of us, she blew, let us comfortable, better than many people’s sweet words. When the CFA awarded Lu Jun the “Golden Whistle” award, we also gave Qiaomei the real “Golden Whistle”.
But today Qiaomei is not there, a dirty woman in the hair salon said to us: tonight to “crack down”. At this time the sun is in the sky, shining us very warm. I took out my cigarettes, gave a stick to the second, I a stick, each lit up.
21. Qiaomei and I met during the crackdown and were arrested during the crackdown. I am to blame for the whole thing. First, I forced a professionally sensitive person to work at a dangerous time; second, I chose the white Santana of Tak Er as the place of work; third, this was the main reason for being caught in the police station: after Qiaomei’s work was finished, I asked her to play another song for me, and before the song was finished, we were caught in the act.
After spending three hours in the police station, taking pictures, and paying fines, Qiaomei and I were picked up by Deji. It was I who insisted on going with Qiaomei, and I was praised and touched by the public security police and Qiaomei.
The police officer said, “I don’t see any john who is so righteous.” I said, “I’m not a john.”
22. The boss’s wife confirmed to me on the phone that there was indeed a crackdown tonight. The boss’s wife’s tone on the phone is quite nervous, she said the crackdown has been three days, the whole county is very tight, the ladies have fled to the countryside. Her words remind me of Chairman Mao’s guerrilla tactics: the enemy advances, I retreat, the enemy retreats, I enter. This game of entering and exiting is the game of artillery. In, out; in again, out again; from the beginning of the in, to the end of the out.
I told my boss’s wife about the idea, and her distinctive giggle came over the phone. I said, “I’m going in.” She said, “No, I want out.”
23. I called Lace Glasses. The phone rang for a long time and was not answered until the seventh ring, and it was a woman’s voice. She asked me: “Where are you?” I didn’t respond and said, “On the street.”
“The street?” The other person asked in return. I hurriedly said, “I’m looking for my glasses.” The other party said that the glasses were in the shower, so I hung up the phone. Before hanging up, I said, “I’ll call back later.”
24. The person who answered the phone was Lace Glasses’ wife, or ex-wife, to be exact. 14 years ago, on June 1, Lace Glasses’ father gave Lace Glasses this doll-like woman as a holiday gift. Our friend lace glasses, did not live up to his father’s expectations, in the evening, carefully put the doll on the bed.
Four years later, they broke up. About their breakup, as friends, we know but little, we know only, suddenly, lace glasses wife is gone. When I called, lace glasses said, his ex-wife, to be precise, or wife, just from outside back. 10 years have not seen, like a world apart; 10 years have not seen, just like yesterday.
When Lace Glasses told her to hand him the towel, she said to Lace Glasses, “I’m looking for it.”
25. Steel called again, asking where we were. Takji said, “We’re almost at the Yongfeng Overpass.” Across the Yongfeng Interchange Bridge is the Temple of the Clothes Crown; across the Temple of the Clothes Crown is our garden.
Deji’s car was driving fast, and the boss’s wife let out a loud scream when she was next to him. That kind of scream, out of the car window, mixed with the sunshine outside the car, filled in my eyes around, a little dizzy. I said: “Slow down, Tak Er you drive slower.” The boss’s wife screamed more fiercely.
26. The fact that Steel is sitting up proves that Steel is holding a good hand. Normally, when Steel slouches back in his chair, it proves that he is holding a bad hand. He will play whatever the others play.
As he came out, he shook his head with a hopeless look on his face.
Similarly, when Steel sits up and straightens out, it proves that he is full of strength, that he is useful and wants to be used.
So when we say, “Steel is sitting up,” we’re really talking about something else, like snogging.
27. But not today. Steel has been sitting up today, but that doesn’t mean he’s had a good hand all day. For example, in this hand, he not only had a bad hand, but also called himself when he called. He called for the Ace of Hearts, and two Aces of Hearts came up underneath, and Steel said, “No more, no more, it’s just boring.”
We have to admit that Steel, who was never mild-mannered, was clearly ill-tempered today. “I’ve been looking for a man as a friend, but not a woman, I can’t even find.” Steel said: “Am I really that bad luck?” We said: “No.”
28. Steel wanted to have sex, and we all knew that inside, we were pretending not to say anything because we wanted to hurry him up. But now it seems to be no longer, if this continues, steel seems to be a problem. Lace glasses said: “The old virgin is even more terrible than the old maid.”
29. The garden was quiet, the quilts were thrown under the beds, and on the table were three empty beer bottles, one of which was still upside down. The dresser, the writing table, the other bed and the quilt on the other bed were all neatly organized, like the end of a war or the beginning of one.
It’s blowing outside. I know it’s blowing outside because I saw the branches swaying outside the glass. Tak Er said he’d be right there.
30. In the same way, the Humen Fortress in the night sky is also quiet, the war is over, has long been over. Humen Fortress is surrounded by overgrown weeds, the wreckage of the shells embroidered stains, not far away, the waves beat the coast, emitting a muffled sound, like a dream, more like a ghost call.
31. I put the tie back on. I made the knot of the tie more urgent and exciting than the knot of my throat.
32. Steel’s first time was a failure.
When Steel was playing cards with us, we saw that he had sat up and stood up. But as soon as the lady undressed him, he went limp and his whole body lay helpless on the bed. The first time he had seen another woman’s naked body so close and so real, his heart was beating fast and his thing was getting soft. It’s a gray color, and it reminds me of a line of his poem from almost 20 years ago, 20 years ago, the lyrical Steel wrote: “Reach out your hand, Harbor.”
33. It was late when the car arrived at the garden. I pushed open the door to the garden, where Lace Glasses and Steel were having a drink, Lace Glasses sitting in a wooden chair and Steel sitting on the sofa. When he saw the boss following me and Deji, Lace Glasses gave an exaggerated yelp, his yelp imitating the yelp of the boss’s wife during sex, and imitating it very realistically.
The boss’s wife said, “Brother Eye, I’m coming.”
34. “How many times? I’ll ask Yang.”
“Three times.” Young said.
“Where did you get it?” I asked again.
“His office.” Young said.
“Why?” I spun around a couple times and looked at Jan.
Yang looked at me too, but she didn’t say anything.
“He’s better than me?” I asked again.
“No,” said Jan, “but I’m very excited.”
35. In Haikou.
My friends from Haikou came to the airport to pick up me and Deji, and they drove a Big Bird, and it was almost nighttime. They said, “Let’s go and reload before we go into battle.”
36. The first course is turtle, or snapper. The red blood and green bile were mixed with white wine and we drank it together. A friend from Haikou gave the head of the turtle to Deji, who said, “Everyone eat, everyone eat.”
The second course was snake, cobra. Red blood and green bile, we still drink with white wine, this dish reminds us of our gunner lace glasses. I said: “If the glasses come, to day comfort.” Tak Er asked me: “Is it eat or day comfort?” I said, “Both.”
The third dish is mountain chicken. A friend from Haikou said, “Eat the chicken first, then eat the chicken; eat this chicken first, and only later will you have the strength to eat that chicken.”
The restaurant was packed and every single person was eating with their mouths open. One on top of the other, open and closed. I put down my chopsticks, light a cigarette, and slowly exhale one smoke ring after another. The first one looks like a virgin’s circle, the second like a whore’s circle, the third like an old man’s circle, the fourth like an open circle, and also like a noble lady’s circle.
Deji took the glans and poked it into the fourth circle I spit out. The circles were poked by him and the guys at the table laughed heartily. ” Your mom.” I laughed too.
37. I stood in solitude, and Yang stood outside. The night and the cold were all around me at the same time, that is, around the solitude. With my prick, I touched everything: loneliness, the night, the cold, and the feeling of disappearance. I walked back and forth, like a tired tiger in a cage. I stopped and looked out, also like a tired tiger in a cage. Yang said, “It’s morning, let’s go back to bed.”
38. “I’m Steel.” Steel said as he reached out to touch the boss’s breasts. The boss’s wife dodged Steel’s hand with a “yah”. This can’t be blamed on Brother Steel, the boss lady’s plump breasts, like two grapefruit is about to roll out of the clothes, whoever sees, who will want to reach out and touch it.
Steel said, “I can’t, I’m really dying.” The boss’s wife was hiding behind the second, the second stood between Steel and the boss’s wife, the second pushed the boss’s wife out from behind. I said: “Boss’s wife, you let Steel touch it!” The boss’s wife covered her face with her hands and said, “You guys are so bad.”
39. You guys are good and bad.
“Just how bad are we?” Steel strips his boss’s wife naked, but keeps his own clothes on. He pounced on it with his clothes on, and when Steel came down, Lace Glasses went back on, and Lace Glasses stripped naked himself. While Lace Glasses was on, Deji and I started to get on as well.
The boss’s wife’s eyes were closed and her screams were louder and deeper, shrill and heartfelt.
The boss lady said, “You guys are so bad.” She said those four words in between her grunts and yelps.
40. She said, “You guys are bad.” I think she said it like a poem.
41. At the Red House nightclub, he warmly extended his hand of friendship to his fellow countrymen. Then, with his hands, he set aside the dense crowd of ladies in front of the Red House nightclub and led us into the club.
I followed him inside as the ladies blocking me screamed, made noise, laughed, and cheered.
I don’t know what they were cheering for, I just felt like a star, and those ladies were far more than fanatical stargazers. In Haikou, in Haikou, the red building nightclub: I flew.
42. In fact, the boss’s wife did not come to our garden, that day in the garden, there were only four people, me and Tak Er, steel, lace glasses, the boss’s wife is far away twenty kilometers away in a small county.
I dialed her number and told her I wanted to hear her scream, and she screamed. I said, “Do it harder, do it harder!” Her screams got louder and louder, and the real thing came through the speakerphone into all four of our ears. Steel said, “I can’t.” Indeed, Steel said it first. Then he started jerking off. Me, Takji and Lace Glasses started jerking off too.
The boss’s wife was twenty kilometers away, screaming louder than ever. I said, “Boss lady, how are you?”
She said, “I’m almost finished.” One by one, the airplanes were knocked down, their heads crumpled, and they all fell to the ground. Takji said, “Boss, you screamed like a bitch.”
43. The next room was being renovated, and the sound of chainsaws and hammering came over and interfered with my writing. It was a cloudy, rainy day, and I thought about my fuck buddies, some of whom were snogging, some of whom had finished snogging, and some of whom were looking for a place to snog.
What else is there to do in this weather but snog? Except for shelling, or shelling. Progeny of heroic sons and daughters, snogging means everything.
I put down my pen and started thinking about snogging.
44. Xiao Yang is not at home.
Downstairs, I could see that our room was dark. Young was really not at home. I knocked three times and there was no answer. I knocked three more times, and there was still no answer. I could only turn around and walk downstairs, and as I did so, I pulled out my cell phone to call Xiao Yang.
Yang’s cell phone rang, but Yang’s cell phone rang for a long time and no one answered. I called again, still no answer. I called again, and this time a standard language came out of Xiao Yang’s cell phone: “The user has turned off the phone. Or has left the service area.” I was furious.
45. Steel came out of the garden. He looked left, right, left, right, and finally to the right. The sun was so high that the street outside the garden was nothing but shadows of trees. Steel reached into his pocket and felt for something as he walked, he felt for a lighter and then a cigarette case. He opened the cigarette case, but there was nothing inside, and Steel threw it away.
The sun was really high at the time, and the street was still shaded by nothing but a few trees. As Steel walked, he reached into his pocket and this time he pulled out a condom. Steel put the condom on his mouth and blew out a balloon like a large breast, which drifted slightly, showing subtle disorientation and various points of light.
46. I could never find Jan again, at least not in the middle of the night that day. If she never showed up again, if she didn’t turn on her cell phone or come back, I would never find her. It is so easy for someone to disappear, much easier than for someone to appear.
I was each on fire, walking along South Yulin Road. The time is already 1:30 in the morning, Wenzhou hair salon lady pushed open her dark blue glass door, came out, she looked at me late at night, buttocks in the weak light swing to swing. I ignored her and found a clean street and sat down. I thought to myself: what’s wrong with this little Yang, actually not answering my calls?
47. Yang has three reasons for not answering my calls.
a. Phone dropped;
b. Telephone out of battery;
c. Inconvenience.
Regarding the above three reasons, I think the first two are simply untenable. But what inconvenience did Yang have in answering my call? Was he snuggling with someone in a bar with flashing lights? Or perhaps strolling along the Funan River? On further reflection, she could be lying in someone else’s bed, having a good time. At this point in time, for the sincere Yang, she would certainly not answer my calls.
As I thought about it, many of the positions Jan was in during sex popped into my head. She likes to lie on her stomach, head deep down, and ass up high, she at least favorite position to accept my entry. She said, “The deeper I bury my head, the faster, if not more, my orgasms come.” I wonder, at this time, in someone else’s bed, if she also used this position?
I felt out a cigarette and lit it. Xiao Yang ah, in this cold winter night, you make me uneasy.
48. I asked her in Mandarin where she was from, and she said she was from Chengdu. The owner of the Red House said: “In Haikou, anyone who speaks with an accent similar to that of the eastern Sichuan province calls himself a Chongqing native; on the other hand, anyone who speaks with an accent similar to that of the western Sichuan province calls himself a Chengdu native.
I continued to ask her in Mandarin where she was from in Chengdu, and she said she was from Jiouyanqiao, Chengdu. I said, “Yes, there are many people like you in Jiouyanqiao.” I said this in Chengdu dialect. The second suddenly laughed, laughed to come to the freshly imported beer spit out. He said: “Spend a lot of fucking money, come all the way to Haikou, Sichuan peasants.”
49. The South Lawn Teahouse was on East Fangcaodong Road. When I walked in, Lacey Glasses was already sitting inside, smoking a cigarette and looking melancholy. The service lady stood next to me, holding a tea card in her hand. The service lady asked me what I wanted to drink. I said, “Bittering tea.” Not long after, the service lady served me bitter tea. She said: “Sir, please use the tea.” I said, “Thank you.”
Bittering tea leaves curled in the glass and glowed a pale green. Lace glasses sat across from me, staring at my cup. I said, “What’s wrong with you today? Like a literary youth.” Lace glasses said: “My wife came back.” A person who hadn’t seen her for ten years suddenly came back. Lace glasses spread his hands, hands like holding a heavy and invisible ball.
50. Fourteen years ago, on June 1, International Children’s Day, Lace Glasses was still asleep in bed, and his father brought him back a doll-like woman from outside. His father called out to him: “Son, son, get up quickly.” He closed his eyes and answered, turned his face and tried to go back to sleep.
In the living room, his father shouted again, and his father said, “Son, look what I brought you back.” Lace Glasses rubbed his eyes (no, I think it was his ears) and shuffled into the living room from his sleeping room.
As soon as he walked into the living room, he saw the woman sitting next to his father, looking like a doll. His father said, “Son, this is Chang.” Then he said to Chang, “This is my son.”
That Children’s Day, the weather was especially nice, and our gunner, Lace Glasses, received a holiday gift from his father. In that uneventful summer, happy life began with this gift. Until four years later, a stormy night, this gift suddenly disappeared from the lace glasses in the line of sight, can no longer be seen, everything is like a dream.
51. “I want to get married.” Yang said to me. We were lying quietly in bed when she said this.
I was half lying down, reading a newly arrived magazine; she had her head buried in my waist and was playing with my prick in her hand.
She said, “Really, I want to get married and I want to have children.”
52. A little while later, Takji came. After a while, Brother Steel also came. The four of us sat around a table at the South Lawn Tea House. Through the huge glass windows of the South Lawn, we saw the sun shining outside, and Steel said: “Pick a hand.”
The waitress brought us two decks of playing cards, and we started to play double gouge. Double gouge is also called “find a friend”, so its fun includes two sides: one is to find a satisfactory friend, and the other is to gouge. Keying is like snogging. If you get it, you will be happy; if you don’t get it, you will mope.
53. There are a few words below that have to do with male and female sexuality. I will write them out and we will discuss them together.
a. Hsing: pronounced xing, meaning to go, is an archaic word in the context of male and female sexuality. For example, to walk the room. The Modern Chinese Dictionary explains it as referring to sexual intercourse between a couple.
b. To pass: to pass from one place or time to another. As a whole, it has nothing to do with sex between men and women. However, with the addition of sex, the meaning of “to have sex with” is clearly inserted and done.
c. Striking: Mostly related to the hand. To strike an object with the hand or an implement is called hitting. The association of this word with sexual matters enriches and sublimates them. The word “hitting” is the most concrete presentation of this enrichment and sublimation. Playing can also be playing hand cannon, playing pistol, playing airplane, and even playing anti-aircraft gun. All said that the author is too strange, but who can understand its flavor.
d. gouge: just another way of saying hit.
e. Fuck: to do. The Northerners make it relate to sexual matters solely to satisfy the northern sense of language.
For example, fuck me.
For example, Chengdu people say: “I day your mother.” Of course, the single word “I day” is certainly not as powerful as “I fuck” which is more dynamic and powerful. For example, Chengdu people say: “I day your mother.” Of course, the single word “I day” is certainly not as powerful as “I fuck” which is more dynamic and powerful. For example, Chengdu people say: “I day your mother.
g. Do: This is the most elegant word. It shines beautifully like the stars in the sky.
On nights like this, with coffee and wine, we talk about making love.
54. “Come on,” I said to Yang, “if you’re comfortable, you won’t think about marriage anymore.”
“I don’t want to day,” said Young, “I don’t think I’m interested in you anymore.”
“Why?” I asked.
“This you still do not understand?” Xiao Yang said: “I touch you, just like touching myself.”
I had a hard time all of a sudden. Even though I recognized that what Jan said made sense, I still had a hard time getting up.
“You don’t love me anymore?” I asked Jan, “Love.” Jan said.
It was the first day of the year 2000, or the last winter night of the last century. In Chengdu, China, further south, in a spacious room on Yulin South Road, Xiao Yang and I lay quietly in bed.
55. I got up early on Sunday. I turned on the TV and half-laid down on the couch to watch a game of Go.
Xiao Yang was still sleeping; normally, she didn’t get up until one in the late afternoon. But today she got up very early, while the fast chess match was still closing the gates, Xiao Yang was already up.
She wandered out of my sight and into the kitchen. After a moment, out of the kitchen again, dawdling past my eyes and into the bedroom. Wobbling past, wobbling over, the fast chess match was playing its last hijack.
When the quick chess game was over, she brought the food to the table. She said, “Eat.” That was the first thing we said this morning. I took a look at the food, it was pork in a pot and a plate of bell peppers with a bowl of rice and a pair of chopsticks, and I asked her, “Aren’t you going to eat?” At this time she was standing in front of the mirror to look at the mirror, she said: “I do not eat, Lao Zhang is still waiting for me downstairs.”
56. Qiaomei called me out of the blue. She said her mother was sick and needed money urgently. I asked how much. She said three thousand dollars. I said, “You don’t even have three thousand dollars? What have you blown through all these years?” My words are obviously a little heavy, Qiaomei said: “If you do not lend, forget it.” Then hung up the phone.
57. As soon as I hung up the phone, I regretted it. From my relationship with Qiaomei and my many years of knowing her, she was at least someone who wouldn’t ask me for money for no reason, and when she said her mom was sick, she was most likely sick.
Thinking of this, I hurriedly called Qiaomei over.
Sure enough Qiaomei was still angry, she said : “You have to learn to respect prostitutes.” I said, “Yes, yes, I’ll send you the money right away.” She said, “No need.” I said, “Are you still angry?” She said, “No, I’m in Chengdu.” I said: “Well, you come to the garden later, I will wait for you there.”
58. I’m still angry.
I’m still not only angry, I should be more than one kind of lost. But no matter what, I sure as hell wasn’t going to eat what Jan had made for me. What does she mean? She made me a good meal and rushed off to a date with her boyfriend.
She said, “You’re wrong, you’re my boyfriend; Lao Zhang is the one I’m planning to marry.” After she finished speaking, she left.
I stood on the balcony and called her. I asked, “Are you really leaving?” She said, “Yes.” Then we hung up. As I watched her disappear, I screamed as an airplane flew overhead.
In Chengdu, China, further south, such as the Yulin neighborhood.
59. I was out walking around, in fact, I was walking around in Yulin South Road. At midnight on South Yulin Road, it was drizzling, a very, very small drizzle, just enough to wet your head. I was at the intersection of the cigarette stalls, bought a pack of cigarettes, I pulled out a branch, lit, inhaled, shaking Do not do not figure, in front of my eyes to shake to shake.
It was so late and still so crowded that I didn’t know what to do, I just kept walking.
At a bookstore, I stop and flip through this and that. Taste or Style.
I didn’t even have one, much less want one. After flipping out, I kept walking again. Then when I got to a little bar called The Midnight Sun, I walked in, sat down, and ordered two bottles of Budweiser.
A couple of dog men and women were sitting next to me, talking and laughing, flirting to be exact. All of a sudden I thought of Xiao Yang, and I couldn’t figure out what she was doing now. Or rather, I can’t think of what she’s talking about when she’s with her husband, Zhang, who she’s planning to marry. They made love, Xiao Yang said: “Not so soon, to marry the object I will not be so soon.”
I was quick. I quickly finished two bottles of Budweiser, paid the bill, and walked out of the bar. My heart was in turmoil as I continued to wander down South Yulin Road, thinking that if I wandered, I’d run into Xiao Yang, and even if I didn’t, I’d still feel better than if I stayed home alone, guarding an empty house. Though the streets were still filled with people wandering to and fro, still drizzling, and still dim. There were some lights, but not many.
I walked past a phone booth and I heard a young girl on the phone. She said, “I love you.” I paused, smiled, and kept walking. I heard her say, “I really love you.” In this drizzly midnight, a young girl pouring out her heart on the phone, reminding me of Xiao Yang, who may be saying to Lao Zhang: “I want to get married and have a baby. You must fulfill my demands and provide the conditions to meet them.”
I continued walking. A dark section of the street appeared, and in front of the darkness, a store was brightly lit. I walked towards the store, it was a sex store, and as I walked in, many dildos suddenly appeared in front of me, and next to the dildos, there were many vaginas with a little bit of hair growing on them. I was greeted by a middle-aged woman who asked me, “What do you need, sir?”
60. That night, I drank a lot of wine, but that night, I was always drunk. Lace Glasses didn’t drink much, but Lace Glasses got drunk instead. He asked me to go with him to a very exciting place. I said, “Okay, I’ll leave it to you tonight.”
61. We came to an underground human defense project converted cabaret, inside the dark, playing unpleasant music, although only in early spring, there is still a little bit of improper flavor. Lace glasses: “I dare not say the word stink.” The lace glasses themselves said: “cheap is cheap a little, but I think it is very funny.”
I raised my eyes to look closely, black inside, a pair of pairs of hugging, writhing. Lace glasses for me called a lady, he said: “This is Sasa, kung fu is not worse than your Qiaomei.” And then said to the lady: “This is my brother, first time here.”
62. The music started and Sasha wrapped her arms around me and pressed her bottom against mine, writhing and twisting, and I reacted a little and got a little dizzy. Lacey Glasses was next to me, straddling a woman who was a head taller than him, burying his head deep inside the woman’s breasts.
It was in Chengdu, China, drizzling on the river, and I was sitting by the river with my lace glasses. In our former lives we were Bai Juyi and Yuan Zhen, and we had come to whore ourselves out from the distant Chang’an. Xue Tao made us fine Mao Feng and brought out her newly written verses.
We drank tea and talked about poems, and as the sun was setting, the maids set out the wine and food for us and lit lanterns. That night, Xue Tao was slightly drunk, and we were a little bit drunk too. I knew that it had been a lifetime ago, and in this lifetime we crashed into the basement.
Sasha was still writhing, and I asked Sasha, “Do you blow too?” Sasha said: “I do not blow.” I said, “Then how do you do it?” Sasha said: “I sand.” I said, “Sand?” Sasha said: “Just sand.” I asked her, “Can you do it?” Sasha twisted a few times, said: “I have sanded two today.” What a powerful grinding wheel! I realized that my thing shrunk back in a second, much faster than it had gotten hard.
63. I thought of Qiaomei, her thick lips and her moist, warm, agile tongue. In a small county twenty kilometers away from Chengdu, silently guarding her “Meng Yi” hair salon. Qiaomei said, “I don’t buy art, I don’t buy a body.” Frankly speaking, among the four of us, except for me, no one and Qiaomei had direct sexual relations.
Qiaomei can play the song “Moonlit Night on the Spring River” and “Pipa Xing”. I am convinced that Qiaomei was at least a famous geisha in the Tang Dynasty in her past life. Steel’s impaired virility was patiently blown away by Qiaomei.
64．It was already twelve o’clock midnight, that is, zero o’clock, and Xiao Yang had not yet returned home.
65. I walked into a sex store and was greeted by a middle-aged woman who asked me, “What do you need, sir?”
I needed a lot of things. At the sex store I picked up a huge dildo, it was exceptionally large and inviting, I held it in both hands and it had a large glans coming out of it.
The middle-aged woman said, “This is a good seller, usually men buy it as a birthday gift for their wives.”
I said, “Really?” The middle-aged woman said, “It’s better than the real thing because it vibrates.” I asked her, “Have you ever used it?” The middle-aged woman’s face instantly red, lowered her head, she said: “Sir, you’re joking.” I said, “I’m not joking. This thing is so expensive, I just want to ask.”
As I said this, I handed it to the middle-aged woman. The middle-aged woman took it and muttered to herself, “Compared to you men, it is better in everything except that it has no feelings.” I immediately felt that the middle-aged woman had a lot on her mind. I reached out my hand, patted her shoulder, I said: “feelings that thing do not want to be okay.”
66. The phallus in a sex store has at least five advantages over a man for a sad woman.
a. It is always firm and huge;
b. It comes with a vibration that can fully facilitate female orgasm;
c. It is loyal and never turns its back on its master;
d. It is obedient and ready to go whenever the master wants to use it;
e. It is not jealous and remains quiet when you put it next to you and screw another man.
67. Mr. Steel was told that there was a No. 32 in the forest sauna, who played, played, played and sang first-class. Steel went there, and when he came back, he told Lace Glasses about it. Lace Glasses went there and told me the news.
I asked, “Is she better than Qiaomei?” He said, “About the same.” I asked again, “Can you sing better than the boss’s wife?” He said, “Half as good.” I asked again: “than Xiao Yang can pull?” He said: “Yang? How do I know how good Yang is?” I laughed and said, “Try it someday.” Lace glasses by my confused, he said: “I do not understand.”
68. I would like to add two words, one for blow and one for sand, and in section 53, I explained in detail the seven words for line, over, beat, gouge, fuck, day and do. Now, I would like to add two words, which are blow and sand.
Let’s start with blow.
Blowing is a kind of culture. A person who is not cultured does not blow, she will say, “How dirty that thing is.” Similarly, blowing is the closest word to orgasm of all the words. The Modern Chinese Dictionary explains blowing as bringing the lips together and exhaling forcefully, but more specifically, it is even closer. For example, to blow a pipe, the Modern Chinese Dictionary
Interpretation: to compressed gas, with a variety of gas, take turns to stimulate, so that the spouting of high-temperature flames and liquids. I have dreamed many times, breezy night by the river, an ancient woman for us to play a song and a song of sad music.
Plus sand.
Sand is the same as sand, but actually refers to fine grains of stone. In the dim light and in the wind, sand itself is open and needed. But as a craft of betrayal, sand is heartening and frightening at the same time. I, for example, did get scared when I heard that she had already sandblasted two that night. Note that I wasn’t excited about her ability, but scared. I was afraid that my stuff would flow out and leave me covered in tiny grains of rock stuck to me.
69. It was one o’clock in the morning when I got home.
I arrived home first and Jan followed me in the door. We didn’t say a word, I closed the door behind me and just clicked the light on, she was opening the door. I went to the toilet to pee and she went straight into the kitchen. She went to wash her hands, I came out of the bathroom and she was coming out of the kitchen. She sat on the couch and turned on the TV. I poured myself a glass of water and sat on the couch as well.
The TV is full of some melon people talking again. Turning around, there were some men; turning around, there were some women. Suddenly it turned to soccer, and I quickly said, “Stop.” She looked at me, put down the shaker, and went to the bathroom. She started to take a shower, turned on the water, took off her clothes one by one, threw them on the sofa, bare ass, and swung away from my eyes. I was watching soccer and didn’t see this bare ass.
70．Young took a shower and then went into their respective bedrooms. She was naked and wiping her head with a pink towel as she made her way to the bedroom. My eyes happened to move over from the TV at that moment and watched, but we didn’t speak.
After Jan went into the bedroom, I turned off the TV and went into the study. There is a small bed in the study, I lie down on the bed, surrounded by silence, I try to listen to the bedroom next to the movement, but I did not hear anything. Time passes by, I really can not help it, so I picked up the phone, dialed the small Yang’s cell phone, small Yang’s cell phone in the silence is particularly loud.
In the bedroom, Yang ran to the living room to pick up her cell phone, she did not connect, but directly rushed to the study cursed, she said: “You crazy?” I rushed to the living room, I said: “I want to play a breakup with you.” Xiao Yang said: “snogging on snogging, what are you calling for?”
71. Silence returned to the surroundings, and Jan and I lay quietly in bed.
I asked Yang: “Is it comfortable?” Yang said: “Yes.” I asked again: “Do you love me?” Yang said: “Yes.” I asked again: “Then why did you leave me?” Yang said: “I want to get married, I want to have children.”
72. Return to the garden.
When Qiaomei knocked on the door of the garden, I was playing cards with Deji, Steel and Lace Glasses. I gave Qiaomei the money and she said, “I borrowed this from you.” I said, “It doesn’t exist.” She said, “It’s not enough.”
I asked, “How much is left?” She said, “Not much, I’ll play one song for each of you.”
I turned my face to look at the three of them and none of them seemed to object. I then said, “Okay, who goes first?”
Everyone hesitated, so I said, “Steel, you go first.”
That day, it was so sunny outside that Qiaomei played a song for each of the four of us. She played with special devotion and full of love.
73. I decided to leave Xiao Yang. I packed up my things, such as clothes, books and some manuscripts, and made a phone call to Deji. Tak Er said, “This is the way it should be. There are turrets everywhere, so why do you have to stick to this bed?”
I looked at the bed, the covers were haphazardly covered, Jan’s bra was on top of it, and there were a couple of magazines and a roll of hand towels. The sunlight came in through the window, Xiao Yang wasn’t there, and it was quiet all around. I felt the door key from my bag and carefully placed it on Xiao Yang’s bra.
74. I lifted my things and hurried downstairs, where I went to wait for Deji and his white Santana.