Short Piece! I hope you (you) will enjoy it!
Bobo sleeps too much during the day, can’t sleep at night had to drink coffee to knock the text, this story play space is quite big, Bobo hard to break out another story.
“Listeners, Taipei is starry-eyed tonight, and every corner of the city is filled with romance. Maybe you’re having a night out with your lover, you’re doing the lovey-dovey thing with your lover, or maybe you’re reveling in your sexual fantasies all by yourself, what’s interesting, what’s romantic, what’s happy, no matter if it’s already happened or it’s happening, you’re welcome to call-in and share it with us, this is the Great Taipei Romance Radio 109.99, the Erotica Pie Program in Taipei, this segment is hosted by me, David, for you. “
I’m David. I’ve been hosting Taipei Erotica for a year and a half. Originally, I was a security officer specializing in the security of the Great Taipei Romance Radio Station. Seeing that I was articulate and responsive, Director Zhou asked me to take over the second half of the Taipei Erotica Pie program, which specializes in serving women who are alone in their bedrooms in the middle of the night.
Chinese women, after all, are much more conservative and reserved, and the same program is not at all like the living color when hosted by Xiaoyu. Most of the women who dared to call in would shyly ask about a man’s sexy belt, his favorite way of making love, or else they would describe their own erotic life, and some of them would shyly run away halfway through the questioning, leaving behind the regular sound of disconnected phone calls.
My wife didn’t know I was doing this kind of program, she always thought I was still a security officer. I remember once before I went to work to turn on the radio to listen to Xiao Yu’s program, just to hear Xiao Yu with the audience’s tease non-stop panting, wife spat, scolded shamelessly, blushing cheeks to turn off the radio does not allow me to listen to. I took the opportunity to ask her: If it were a male host, how would she feel? She said four words: “bad taste”, that will be their own lust face live in front of the public is really unseemly, in vain to teach the children just bad.
So I never dared to let her know, even when I hosted a program, I kept my voice down and pretended to have a calm and magnetic voice. Unexpectedly, I attracted more women to call-in and express their appreciation for my voice. They said that whenever they heard my strong voice, they would get hot, and guessed that I must be a strong and powerful man with a lot of tenderness.
Actually, that’s not true, I’m tall, thin, and overly svelte, and I really don’t have anything to do with being strong.
“The night is late, why don’t you sleep? Is your mind empty? Is your body lonely? You can stay up, but you can’t let David keep you company. This is the Taipei Erotic Pie program on the Great Taipei Romantic Radio, and I, David, am here to comfort your hungry body and mind. Listeners, let’s listen to a song called ‘Are You Lonely Tonight’ before we start today’s Call-in time.”
I switched the channel to the playback system and took the time to pour myself a glass of water, flipping through a couple of pieces of manuscript paper that had been faxed in. One was exploring the phenomenon of Ms. Chen’s menopausal frigidity yesterday, two were requests for autographed photographs of herself, and the last was a letter of invitation, signed by Michiko, which at a glance I could tell was an alias; after all, there were still sex-starved women at the bottom of a big city of three million people, and I knew exactly what she was asking for.
As the music in my headphones slowly fades, I cut back to the dial tone system to begin today’s Call-in time.
“It’s lonely to have no company, it’s lonely to have no one to understand, and it’s not right to be lonely and isolated in the big city because I, David, am here to keep everyone company. Okay, now let’s start today’s Call-in time, and let David drive the loneliness and isolation out of the city for all of you. Come… Now let’s take the first call of the day!”
The phone display light is in full gear, and at first everyone will always be eager to call in, as if the rabbit that runs first will get the carrot.
“Hello… Hello! The Taipei Erotic Pie program. This is David, congratulations on being the first listener to dial in today, let’s start by telling everyone who you are.”
“David, I’m so glad I got through for the first time, your program is really hard to call, I dialed seven or eight times a month and finally got through, I’m so happy, David I love your voice!” David, I love your voice!” It was a bright female voice, sounding twenty-eight or nine years old, with a strong Taichung accent.
“Hello! I’m glad you called, let’s start with who you are?”
“This is Michiko from Matsuyama, did David get my fax na!” So it’s that nymphomaniac.
“Yes, David just saw it, what a coincidence, I also live in Pine Hills, yo! We’re neighbors!”
“Really? There’s my number on the fax, so remember to contact me.”
I didn’t realize that there was a phone number on the fax, so maybe I just laughed at most of the women who came to my door and didn’t pay attention to what was written.
“I wonder if Michiko has any interesting stories she’d like to share?” I asked her.
“There are no funny stories, but there are a lot of sad ones.”
“Sadness is not sad when you tell it, let us all share your sadness!” I pursued in a systematic way.
“Ugh! It’s not even my better half, who’s been so cold-hearted lately that it’s just suffocating.”
“Is he not around right now? Can you tell us about your husband?”
“He ah! In other people’s companies on the night shift, often delayed until five or six o’clock in the morning before going home, once home to bury his head to sleep, like a dead pig, but also ignore people’s body is empty to death.”
“Doesn’t he touch you even during the day? What a pig!”
“Where is the time during the day, people have to work during the day, Gu store Gu more than ten hours, back home and he ate dinner with him and he ran away, there is time he would rather watch TV and ignore people miles! It’s really heartless.”
I snickered in my heart, so there are quite a few men like me. In fact, it is not sexually frigid, just outside the woman must be more interesting than the wife.
“How long has this been going on? Have you tried to warn him?”
“It’s been months, and people are too embarrassed to say so explicitly, implying that he should put a decoder on the code-locking station at home, saying that I’d like to see that kind of program. Also I’ve bought several sexy pajamas, but he doesn’t even notice, it’s infuriating!”
“Yeah! It’s really a wooden man.” This Michiko’s steps are exactly the same as my wife’s, in the end, the woman is very fresh, can’t think of any new tricks, it seems that my wife must be like her general body is very empty, I must pay attention to it.
“And how do you get rid of your sexual emptiness?” I pressed, unable to not draw out the selling point for the sake of my listenership.
“Umm… David, why do you ask such a question? I’m embarrassed to say.” She said shyly.
“It’s okay! No one knows you on the air, so let women with the same problems as you know what to do with their empty bodies, and maybe one of the other listeners will give you advice later.” I encouraged her.
“Ugh! I blushed to death, and at first… I would use my own hands.”
“Hand… masturbation?”
“Don’t make it so clear! I’m just listening to David’s broadcasts while rubbing my hand over my there and imagining David’s big meat stick slowly being let in.”
“Oh? Does David satisfy you?” I pursued excitedly.
“Yes! Hearing David’s masculine voice I knew you must have a proud dick, often thinking about your good, bad rod, rubbing it for no time before I let go, then closing my eyes and fantasizing that you were just whispering in my ear.”
“Really? You think too highly of me.”
“But then people still felt that something was missing, like scratching an itch through a sock, and couldn’t fill the feeling of emptiness deep in my body, so I tried to go to the market to buy some things, and I would also pay attention to some interesting things on the market.”
“What are you buying?”
“Eh! I’m sorry to say this! I… I bought some cucumbers, carrots, bananas, etc. to replace David’s big stuff.”
“Will that work, David’s stuff isn’t just replaceable. Heh!” I laughed softly.
“Yes, always have to get the top of the grain clean, like a banana is not good, people even inserted into the skin feel pain, peeled off the skin and often broken half in the vagina, always have to go to the toilet to dig half a day to get out of the sticky stuff, really killing.”
“Gherkin would be nice! I think it rather looks like that.”
“Grace! Did David use it too? It’s true that cucumbers are quite easy to use, but the grains on the top sometimes make me feel uncomfortable, so I found that carrots are the best, as long as they’re flattened at the tip, they’re so big that they often make me so horny that I almost pass out. Oh… when will David help me with your carrot?”
She spilled out in a wave of hair.
“So do you use carrots now? Listening to David’s radio while lewdly sticking a carrot in your own sister?” I bet she was not honestly masturbating.
“Oh! You’re so bad! I was fantasizing about you squirming inside my body, but you guessed it, so embarrassing! I’ve made progress since then. Last time when I was shopping for lingerie, I had the courage to buy two vibrators and a vibrating egg. Now that I have a vibrating egg in my anus, it’s soothing me to death, and that big, big vibrator in my pussy is squeezing me dry… oh… I’m so limp and weak, and I’m convulsing all the time… David, come and help me! Fuck me hard with your rod.”
“Well, David would love to help you, but how can you drive to Pinecrest in time when you’re so high and dizzy?
Besides, our company doesn’t allow David to do that, is lo! Listeners, if any of you live near the Pine Mountain area, go over and do Michiko a favor lo!”
I was purely joking. Who knows where Michiko lives.
“Oh… well… I’m about to come out… but I hate this cold thing so much that I cry every time I pick it up… oooh… David! I miss you, but you want someone else to take advantage of me, you’re… you’re so heartless.”
She gasped with a little sniffle of a sob, about as genuinely sad as it gets.
“What to do, David is not your husband, if I were your husband, I would never let you be so upset, I would make sure that you are refreshed and glowing every day.”
“Ah… Oh… I hate you! What are you talking about? Luckily, my husband’s friend came back, and he was so horny that I went to his guest room naked. He must have wanted to fuck my pussy like crazy, and I was dying for a hot rod! Bye, David!”
“Hanging up with a click, did this nymphomaniac really go out and seduce a man?
I put on the radio and cut to the commercial, but I had a feeling that something was wrong. This nymphomaniac Michiko lived in Songshan District, and the situation between her husband and her wife was very similar to my own, and a friend of my husband’s had arrived at the same time, and didn’t I pick up Ming from Kaohsiung at noon for a trip to Taipei, and then let him sleep in the guest room in the evening? Could… could it be that the person Michiko was seducing was Amin?
In my haste, I grabbed the fax and flipped to Michiko’s page, which read, “David, let’s spend a romantic night together! My every night is always empty and long, I believe that you will be able to help me get rid of loneliness, call me! Michiko. 0936××××××”
Oh, my God! Isn’t this the number of my wife’s cell phone? The widowed Michiko is her own wife, and her husband, who is like a wooden man, didn’t realize that she was already so lonely and empty that she was about to be cuckolded.
Ignoring the shouts from the sound control, and the surprised look from the station manager in the corridor, I dropped everything and dashed into the parking lot, I absolutely had to stop Ming from penetrating my wife’s tender pussy, and I also had to repent for neglecting my wife, and it would be best if I could make up for my wife’s hunger and thirst completely.
If I can’t even satisfy my closest wife, what if I’m in the air to fill the empty erotic lives of millions of women? After all, it’s still nothing. After all, I really don’t have a cock as proud as my audience thinks I do! The voice can be faked, but the phallus can’t be faked in any way!
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