Origin: said after the founding of the great Song dynasty, the cup of wine to release the military power, the wind of the light military attacked the countryside, the court issued a political cloth order, widely set up Bachelor’s Department, and in the spring and fall of the two quarters of the Imperial College test subjects and arts, by the Son of God appointed the first prize winner of each section, the first prize winner, the flower and the sealing of the official and the title. Students from all over the country were eager to take the examinations, and the Minister of Ceremonies, sensing the high quality of the courtesans in the private sector, who could write, sing, write poems, dance, play the zither, play chess, write, and paint, and who knew everything about music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and in order to discourage the brutalization of the military men in the imperial dynasty and to improve the quality of the courtesans in all parts of the country, he asked the Emperor of the Song dynasty to appoint the Scholar for Prostitution… In the second year of the reign of Emperor Zhiping of the Shenzong Emperor, five persons were appointed as Scholar for Prostitution, and in the following two years, a total of five persons were appointed as Scholars for Prostitution, and the total number of persons who had passed the examinations was five There were five candidates, Wang Kang from Henan, Sima Xiang from Ningbo, Wang Fu from Hangzhou, Kong Ding from Qufu, and Zhao Ziwen from the capital, all of whom had outstanding academic qualifications and skills. On the day of the temple examination, the emperor was ill and not able to point, issued a decree to the chancellor Wang Anshi for the temple examination, Ouyang Xiu, Sima Guang, Zhongyan, Lv Huiqing for the temple examination officer.
(A) The first test of the obscene sound of an impromptu couplet
“Dang! The temple examination begins!” Wang Anshi, the head of the temple examination, knocked down the huge drum in the hall and announced the start of the temple examination.
The temple test officer Sima Guang dressed in plain official clothes on the temple test platform announced the rules of the temple test: “by the emperor’s order, the temple test is divided into arts and sciences and arts two exams, the two subjects each test five off the sub-tests, arts and sciences to adopt the drawing of lots on the table to answer orally, arts and sciences to adopt the drawing of lots on the table to play the test to the hourglass timing, overdue or not answered the elimination of the last winners from the emperor to choose a day for the first prize, the second for the second, the third for the first prize, the third for the third for the third, the fourth and fifth are still ranked Xiu Cai. The third for the flower, are assigned to another official position and give counting official salary, four, five people still ranked Xiu Cai, but only reward salary not to give the official position.” Said the whirlwind turn around and sit down.
“The first level of the literature test: the pair of obscene phrases, the applicant must follow the official of the Imperial Examination’s dictation of the above couplet to the next couplet, the meaning of which must have obscene meaning and the depth of education to win, and may not be duplicated with the previous answer to the answer of the word. Response time is one hourglass, with a gong as the signal, and one hourglass is three gong hours.” Lu Huiqing announced the start of the first level.
Wang Anshi for the temple examination long, according to the custom to politely open the question, so stepped on the temple examination platform to draw lots: “Kong Ding!”
Wang Anshi drew out the bamboo stick, looking at the name inscribed on the name call name.
“In!” Kong Ding quickly answered and rose to his feet.
“Okay, listen carefully to the… lights and colors for the early spring. The last word of the answer requires a rhyming sound. Please answer the question.”
Wang Anshi because of the implementation of the reform of the new policy so this question, seems to have declared the meaning of the new atmosphere.
Kong Ding scratched his head: “Well… there you have it… the city of lust!”
“Good, kinky and on-topic. Please sit down.” Wang Anshi nodded his head and walked back.
“Next is… Wang Fu!”
“In… in… in…” Wang Fu stood up firmly and quickly.
Wang Fu replied with a little thought, “Open the door with joy! Haha…”
“Good ~ great. Please sit down please sit down!”
“… Wang Kang!”
“… Wang Kang!”
“Has… Wang Kang come to take the examination?” Wang Anshi shouted.
“Well, this… let me think… this…”
“Clang~~ One gong hour is up.” The timekeeper shouted.
“Well…” Wang Kang was thinking hard.
“Clang~~The second gong hour!”
“Well… I’ve got it… I’ve got it… I’ve got it… I’ve got it… I’ve got it… I’ve got it… I’ve got it! Hee hee hee…” Wang Kang sighed in relief.
“This… this…” Wang Anshi turned his head to look at the other temple examiners.
Learning crown of the dynasty Ouyang Xiu waved his hand and said: “This time around him!” The other officers of the temple exams since no more words.
“Okay, the next one is the talented son of the capital, Zao Ziwen!”
Zhao Ziwen shook his sleeve and replied, “Bird magpies gather to explore the lips of flowers!”
“Good, good… good… what a probing lip!” Sima Guang was full of praise.
“Thank you master!” Zhao Ziwen arched his hand in thanks and called himself a disciple, clearly confident of winning the championship.
“And finally, Sima Sang!”
“Martyrs red makeup endangered disorientation!” Sima Xiang said that he was satisfied and sat down.
“Wait, what is the obscene meaning of this couplet?” Wang Anshi asked in disbelief.
Sima Xiang was about to stand up to explain, but Zhongyan waved his hand to indicate that he sat down, Zhongyan then said: “Report Prime Minister, this answer to the obscene meaning can only be intended to be not in the words, about the ‘end of the loss of God’ means orgasm full of desire, that is, the performance of the word obscene.”
“Hmmm… Brother has a high opinion. Good… pass!” Wang Anshi praised Zhongyan’s explanation with an epiphany.
“Good! The first level of impromptu literary test is over, all five Xiucai passed, please go to the back room for a short rest, the second level of literary test will take place in two hours, retire!” Wang Anshi announced a temporary rest.
The candidates and the officials retired one after another, leaving only the public to comment and talk to each other. Some felt that “Dangerous Loss of Concentration” should have won the first prize, some felt that “Opening the Pontifical Gate” was a good idea, and some felt that “Straightforward Man” should be changed to “Fierce Man” for a more powerful use of words. Some felt that “straight and dry” should be changed to “fierce and dry”, which was more powerful, and some felt that “lustful city” was the most appropriate for the title, “waiting for early spring”… People were placing their bets The atmosphere at the palace was as lively and tense as that of an examination.
(ii) Seven-word stanzas reveal strengths
“Dang! The second level of the Literature Examination begins!” Accompanied by the seating of the temple examiners and the examinees, the head of the temple exam, Wang Anshi, knocked down the huge drum in the hall for the second time and once again announced the start of the temple exam.
“The second level of the Literature Examination: a seven-sentence poem. The test taker must respond to the first sentence of the official’s statement with the following three sentences, which must have an obscene meaning and a depth of education, and must be in accordance with the rules of Tang poetry, and must repeat the same words as in the previous answer, but the poetic meaning must not be the same. The response time is one hourglass, signaled by the striking of a gong, and one hourglass is three gong hours.” Lu Huiqing announced the start of the second level.
This off than the test turn to Sima Guang questions, Sima Royal Shi vibrated sleeves step on the test hall stage, because the day before just on the admonition to censure the chancellor Wang Anshi implementation of the new policy has invasion of the official, trouble, levy profits, refused to recommend four major shortcomings and was Wang Anshi abandoned back, Sima Guang intends to take the question of the scene by this metaphorical irony of the king’s prime minister.
Sima Guang drew out the first list of bamboo lots for the examination and looked at them: “The first scholar to take the examination is… Sima Xiang!”
Szema Xiang stood up and waited for Szema Guang to ask a question.
“Hail, Scholar Szema… The east wind is powerless and hundreds of flowers are left in ruins. Please take the question!”
Sima Sang was deep in thought…
“Clang ~~ one gong at the hour.” The timekeeper strikes the shift gong.
“There is… The east wind is powerless, the hundred flowers are broken, the wax is gathered into ashes and the tears begin to dry up, the heart will not stop until it sees the coffin, and the woman will not return until she has lusted after the redhead!”
“Good, good, good line about not lusting after red-faced people, please sit down!” Sima Guang walked back to his position and drew the second applicant.
“¡¡Zhao Zi Wen!”
“In!” Zhao Ziwen is the second test taker, naturally more time to think than the first Sima Xiang, he stood together and then off the mouth into a poem: “The east wind is powerless, hundred flowers are broken, the bright moon clouds cover all the stars scattered, the good man alone to hold a lustful hate, only to blame the guest of honor to be lost!”
“Uh ~ ~ good, good people alone to hold obscene hatred, under the good ah!” Sima Guang frequently applauded, and the people who watched the test also appreciated it.
“Next is… Kong Ding!”
Kong Ding was in deep thought, and seemed to be in a slightly difficult position. In fact, the rules of the temple examination for the first or second responders have their own advantages and disadvantages, before the first level, although the first responders can think less time than others, but after the responders can not be the same word and the former, so the first responders have the advantage of the topic of the space, and now the second level of the same, after the responders of the whole poem can not be the same as the first, there are limitations on the material.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
Kung Din didn’t even stand up…
“Clang~’The hour of the second gong!”
Kong Ding slowly moved up, but was still stuck in bitter thought.
“Clang~~~” “There!” At the same time as the third gong was struck, Kong Ding answered: “The east wind is powerless, the flowers are broken, the clouds and rain forcefully cross the mountains, a pillar breaks through the silence, and the lustful sound of the midnight is all over the passenger ship!”
“Yeah~~Pop! Pop! Pah!” The people watching the test came in bursts of applause when they heard it.
Sima Guang turned around and looked at Zhongyan, who said softly to Sima, “The ‘Cloud and Rain’ and ‘A Pillar Breaks the Silent Sky’ are both good!”
“Next is Wang Fu!”
Wang Fu also stood up in contemplation due to the restricted subject matter.
“Go… Go, Scholar Wang Fu… I’m betting on you to be the Scholar! Go for it…” Some of the people watching the test shouted.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
“Don’t worry, don’t worry… I’ve got it! The east wind has no power to destroy the flowers… this… this…”
Seeing that the situation was not right, Sima Guang turned around and waved at the timekeeper.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
“Well, well! This time it’s for real… The wind is weak, the flowers are broken, the old man is hobbling around in his cart, I don’t hear the sound of lustful voices and stormy nights, the prodigal daughter is lying in a drunken state with her clothes wet!”
“Ooohhhh! Yes! What a pathetic whore! Haha…” The audience couldn’t help but burst into laughter.
“Not to hear the lustful sound of the stormy night, is under a good ah!” Wang Anshi commented.
“Since the temple examiners are all fine with it, let’s ask the last examinee to answer the questions!”
Lv Huiqing named Wang Kang up to answer the question, which know Wang Kang is not to see the big scene of people, suddenly belly a puddle of stagnant water, the brain is blank.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
“Okay, okay, don’t rush… the east wind is weak… all the flowers are broken… this… the east wind…”
Sima turned again and waved at the timekeeper.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
“Well… well… well… there it is! This… the east wind… against the west whore… this powerlessness… against…”
Seeing that Wang Kang was dragging his feet, Sima Guang said, “If you can’t give the whole poem at once, I’m going to ask you to withdraw from the competition!”
Sima Guang instantly waved his hand at the timekeeper again.
“Clang~~Three gongs at the hour!”
“Wait a minute! What else does the snake want to do with the hole…? Haha!”
Sima Guang looked back at Ouyang Xiu, but when he shook his head, Zhong Yan continued, “If Wang Kang’s poem is about the indomitable spirit of the flower picker, it has the same meaning as Sima Xiang’s reply; if it is about the Western whore’s inability to satisfy her desires, then it has the same meaning as Zhaoshi Wen; if it is about the impotence of the adulterer, then it has the same meaning as Wang Fu; if it is about the impotence of the adulterer, then it has the same meaning as Kong Ding… If the desired expression is that the prostitute is too weak to do her work, then it is the same as Kong Ding’s…”
“Also, Your Excellency answered after the time was terminated, therefore, according to the rules of this Temple Examination, Wang Xiu Cai, you have been eliminated and removed.” Sima Guang finally announced the unanimous resolution of the temple examination officials in public.
There was a commotion among the people watching the trial, and some people cried out, “Wow, Wang Kang is dead, Wang Kang is dead! All my savings were invested in you! But you’re not good enough… What will my family do? Woo… Woo…”
“Retire!” Wang Anshi took the lead and exited the temple examination stage.
“Rest for two hours before proceeding to the third level of the competition, Xiu Cai Wang Kang won’t need to go up to the hall again after the next level!” Lu Huiqing announced to the crowd.
(C) Wang Kang’s clever defense of the obscene echo
In the temple examination officer Lv Huiqing announced to the crowd of the scholar Wang Kang out of the moment, the people watching the examination also have to Wang Kang scolding, most of them are betting on the hope that Wang Kang won the first prize and throw the family fortune of the old man or aunt, so that Wang Kang also rise in the heart of the heart of a mournful apology.
“All the lords of the Temple Examination wait!” Suddenly Wang Kang walked back to the temple test platform and yelled at the temple test officials who were turning to leave.
When the soldiers guarding the test site heard someone yelling at the court official, they also drew their swords; the people watching the test were even more dismayed, as if Wang Kang would cause trouble because of his unwillingness to fail the test.
Wang Anshi stopped, waved his hand to dismiss the soldiers escorting him, and turned to Wang Kang, saying, “Why did Wang Xiucai stop you all from retiring from the banquet?”
Wang Kang lowered his voice, arched his hand and said to Wang Anshi: “Dare I ask, Your Excellency, do the rules of the Imperial Examination regulate overdue answers or overdue answers?”
“Of course there is! Anyone who answers after the time limit or fails to answer after the time limit is eliminated.” Lu Huiqing sternly explained the rules of the temple examination.
“Then may I ask again, my lord, whether the rules of the Imperial Examination can regulate those who answer half of the questions after the time?”
“Well… if you want to…” Lü Huiqing, momentarily speechless, turned his head to look at Sima Guang.
“Yes, I am an untalented student, and my qualifications are dull, but I did not overstay my welcome and answered the first part of the question before the time expired; and I did not overstay my welcome and did not answer the question, but I answered the question after the time had expired. I would like to ask you what law was used to disqualify the student from taking the test?”
“Yeah, yeah! That’s good, that’s good! Pa-pa-pa-pa…” When the people watching the trial heard Wang Kang’s words, they couldn’t help but applaud in support.
“Well…” Wang Anshi turned to Zhongyan, who stepped forward and said to Wang Kang, “According to the rules of the Imperial Examination, there is indeed no time limit for your answers, but the content of Wang’s answers is similar to that of the previous four candidates, so according to the rules of the Imperial Examination, Wang should still be eliminated!”
Wang Kang smiled and said: “Why is there any similarity? Sima Xiang’s Dongfeng alludes to the adulterer, the meaning of the poem is ‘I won’t return without adultery’, emphasizing that although the adulterer is powerless to do anything, he still vows to adulterate her; Zhao Ziwen’s Dongfeng alludes to the benefactor, the meaning of the poem is ‘A beautiful woman is alone in her adultery,’ emphasizing that a beautiful woman holds a grudge against her benefactor for his powerlessness to do anything. Kong Ding’s east wind alludes to the strong sex man, and his poetic meaning is ‘clouds and rain force the belly to pass through Guanshan Mountain’ and ‘a column cuts through the silent air’, emphasizing that the strong sex man is still forcing his way despite his inability to act; Wang Fu’s east wind alludes to the old man, and his poetic meaning is ‘I don’t hear the sound of sex on stormy nights’. Wang Fu’s East Wind alludes to the old man, with the poem meaning of ‘not hearing the sound of lust in the stormy night’, emphasizing the old man’s impotence. How can the poetic meaning of these four people be the same as that of the student?”
“Then what does Wang Xiu Cai’s east wind refer to…?” Zhongyan asked suspiciously.
“I mean… the meat stick.”
“Hahahaha~~ He means that! Haha…” The audience couldn’t help but laugh when they heard that Wang Kang was referring to the meat stick.
“Visible from what?” Sima couldn’t help but ask.
“Have your lords forgotten my last sentence?”
“Your last sentence was…?”
“It’s ‘the little snake still wants to put holes in it’.”
“Ha… ha… ha! Dongfeng means the little snake! Haha…” The people couldn’t help laughing again.
“Well… what is the meaning of your poem?” Wang Anshi felt justified in asking Wang Kang what his poem was about.
“Your honor, the student’s poetic meaning is that the meat stick is still trying to pierce the hole without being self-conscious!” Wang Kang skillfully argued, and there was another outcry from the stage.
“Well…” Wang Anshi turned his head to look at the highly respected Ouyang Xiu. Ouyang Xiu thought for a while, then suddenly a smile appeared on his face and he nodded to Wang Anshi.
“Alright! Since you have not exceeded the rules of the temple examination, you are still qualified to continue the competition!” Wang Anshi said, and then turned around to leave with and the court examiners. The soldiers put away their swords, and the people happily congratulated Wang Kang.
On the contrary, it was the other test-taking Xiuzhengs whose faces showed a helpless look.
Sima Xiang walked toward Wang Kang and asked, “I want to ask Brother Wang, can the meat stick be used as the east wind?”
“Of course! Don’t you know that ‘everything is ready, all you need is an east wind’? How can a slut act when she lacks a meat stick?” Wang Kang smiled again and cleverly argued.
“Yes, yes~~ Brother Wang is right!” Sima Xiang retreated with a sense of humor.
(D) You and I have a lot of sex.
In the blink of an eye after another two hours, accompanied by the people watching the test of the drums and scolding, the temple test officials in the soldiers escorted up to the test hall, the test candidates have long been seated in the test hall to wait for the third level of the literary test.
A while later, Wang Anshi, the head of the Imperial Court, approached the dais and said, “Since the five scholars are all highly qualified, and in order not to waste the time of the Imperial Court officials and the normal lives of the people, the third level of the examination and the subsequent fourth and fifth levels of the examination will be held in one go without any breaks… Now we will begin the third level of the examination… “
Just after Wang Anshi announced that all the literary tests were completed, the people drummed up a cheer, because what they were most eager to see was not the literary test, but the practical combat test of the art department afterward.
“The third level of the literary examination, designated to answer the poem, the test candidates need to answer a seven-syllable stanza based on the object designated by the court examiner, the poem should contain beautiful and obscene meanings, the time is counted for three gongs, overtime or not answered or answered part of the answer will be eliminated!” Lu Huiqing announced the slightly amended rules of the Imperial Examination due to the incident of Wang Rehabilitation.
“Okay, the first place is Wang Kang.” It was Zhongyan’s turn to preside over this level, the old drew the first stick, and I don’t know if it was intentional or unintentional, but Wang Kang, who had just fought for a reinstatement of his name, was immediately named, “Wang Kang listens. Please compose a seven-character stanza on the subject of a woman’s twin peaks, the timing starts!” Old waved his hand, and the timing officer inverted the hourglass over to start timing.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
Wang Kang stood thoughtfully withered on the stage of the temple examination.
“Go Wang Kang! Go Wang Kang!” From time to time, the cheering sounds of the people watching the test came from under the stage.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
“Yeah! Good ah! It’s true that tits come in different sizes! Haha…” The audience laughed heartily.
“Okay, pass. Next is… Wang Fu!” Zhongyan drew the second applicant to the stage.
“Please compose a seven-character poem on the subject of a woman’s small mouth. The clock starts!” Lao came out with the second assigned question to the second respondent, Wang Fu.
“Well…” Wang Fu was also stuck in thought, it was really a big challenge.
In fact, this third level of the test and the first two different, the first two levels is the same question, so after the answer has a long time to think but is limited by the answer can not be repeated before the answer space, the third level is the temple examiner to give each person a different topic, naturally, the first answer or the answer after the person does not have an impact, so most of the time you need to think about it for a few moments.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
“This… white pulp…” said Wang Fu, wanting to speak.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
“White fluid… Oh, there it is! The white slurry came from Mr. Pin Xiao, and the spurt stayed in his mouth for a long time. First I saw kissing and tongue licking and sucking, and then I saw pushing and trembling.” Wang Fu sat down with a sigh of relief.
Zhongyan looked at Wang Fu in disbelief: “Wait… what is the meaning of licking and sucking with the tongue before seeing the touch?”
“Your Honor, it’s the woman’s little mouth kissing, mouthing, tongue licking and sucking the phallus as well.”
“What about pushing quivering rows?”
“Again, my lord, it is the man’s phallus that presses and pushes, pumps, and shakes the rod of flesh to expel semen as well.”
“There… I’ve got you. Please sit down!”
Only then did Wang Fu actually sit down.
“Good King Fu, suck the Scholar and the emperor’s son-in-law together! Haha… The Princess has a big mouth!
Hahaha…” There was another round of laughter among the people watching the test.
“The next person is… Zao Ziwen!”
Mega Ziwen straightened his coat and archly waited for the test questions given by the old man.
“Mega Ziwen, please compose a seven-character stanza on the subject of a woman’s plump buttocks.”
I can’t imagine that Zhao Ziwen can immediately answer the question and recite a poem: “My fair lady’s ass is arched, a group of lecherous wolves around, front and back sticking to the verge of pushing, want to go to the back of the court to take a look.”
“Haha! You want to do it in the backyard? You have to be long enough! Hahaha…” Zao Ziwen’s answer naturally drew a lot of laughter from the public.
“Good, there’s kink! Next up is Sima Xiang.”
“In!”
“Please compose a seven-verse poem on the subject of the older woman’s sullenness.”
“I have… A woman of half her age still rhymes well, a dry well wants to pound wood, a man rides a bamboo horse to slaughter the city, and a green plum makes a man beg for forgiveness.”
“Oooh ~ not bad! The last line would be even better if it was ‘I’m so happy I’m screaming’. Hahaha…”
The populace was again in a blind frenzy.
“We have passed the barrier, but…” said the old man, and then continued: “Since ancient times, the Han and the thieves cannot be separated, and now that the northern part of the Liao is moving against us, it seems that Sima’s words, ‘The plums will make the Han beg for forgiveness’, are not appropriate! “
“Then… change it to ‘A green plum makes a rod beg for mercy’.” Sima Sang changed the word ‘han’ to ‘rod’.
“Alright~~ Next is Kong Ding! Please compose a seven-character stanza on the topic of a young girl’s show point.”
“Well… there it is! A young girl’s pussy is always wet, and she wipes away her tears on the verge of her first night. I ask you if you feel pleasure when you pump in and out.” Kong Ding answered this question with ease.
“Okay! Pass… Since all have passed again, let’s proceed directly to the fourth level!” Wang Anshi announced the beginning of the fourth level.
“The fourth level of the literature examination is a seven-character verse solitaire, in which the candidate must use the last character of the previous candidate’s verse as the first character, and the meaning of the verse must be coherent. This word must be identical in shape and sound, and the answer must rhyme with the last word of the previous scholar’s poem, and the last word of the poem must not be repeated with the previous answer. A total of five rounds, those who do not answer within the time limit and finish their answers will be eliminated!” Lu Huiqing declared the usual rules for taking the test at this level.
It was Ouyang Xiu’s turn to preside over the fourth level. Ouyang Xiu came forward and drew four lots from the divination jar to determine the order of the questions to be answered in the fourth level, which turned out to be Szema Siang, Wang Kang, Zhaosi Ziwen, Wang Fu and Kong Ding. Ouyang Xiu then began to ask the question: “The waves of the great river going east… Please answer the poem by Sima Xiang.”
“Good, undress as much as you can for the wolf to pick.”
“The harvested Hui Yin nourishes Yang.” Wang Kang replied.
Zao Ziwen went on to say, “The yang rod draws water into the yin well.”
“The depth of the well is measured by Jun Kinky Power.” Wang Fu answered the question.
“The force is not enough to ejaculate early.” Kong Ding finished his answer and the first round ended.
“Snap! Pa Pa Pa! Bravo…” A round of applause rang out from the people watching the test.
Szema started the second round: “Seisho urges the stick to rise again.”
“Get up and bring the sister to lust again.” Wang Kang answered again, drawing a burst of laughter.
“The lecherous man boards the hall and forcibly picks the flowers.”
“Flowers and bracts fall and people are emaciated.” Wang Fu replied.
“What a pining word! Forcing Kong Ding to die. Go for it…” The people want to see the first person eliminated quickly.
“Pining Yung comes from Succubus Abuse.” Kong Ding finished his second round of answers steadily. Kong Ding wanted to make things difficult for Sima Xiang, so he used the word “abuse” at the end.
“Abuse is inflicted into the Chrysanthemum Court.” Sima Xiang still answered easily.
“The courtyard is deep.” Wang Kang also passed in three rounds.
“Yes… yes… yes…”
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
“This is… I wish that the flower wolves would enter the Hall of the Boughs.” Zao Ziwen replied.
“The… cousins are all together.” Wang Fu replied.
“Gathering…” Kong Dinh was ready to answer the question.
“Wait a minute! What is the connection between Xiu Cai Wang Fu’s reply and ‘Permit the flower wolf to enter the bowery hall’?” Zhongyan asked.
“Yes, yes! There was only one Flower Wolf, but how could there be cousins?” The people’s skepticism also rose.
“This… this…” Wang Fu was at a loss for words.
Wang Anshi came forward and said, “Okay, Wang Fu Xiu Cai is eliminated! Mr. Kong Ding will take over.”
“The hall… the hall is full of the sound of fucking and lust.” Kong Dinh finished his third round of answers.
“Intermittent interspersed with screams of pain.” Sima Xiang replied quickly.
Wang Kang tilted his head and replied, “The sound screams out the climax to.”
“This ‘to’…” Zao Ziwen was stumped!
(v) The end of the literature test and the beginning of the actual combat
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
Zao Ziwen is trapped by Wang Kang’s answer to the question, “The sound of the voice screams out the climax to”.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
“This ‘to’… ah… never forgetting your slut water until you die!” Zao Ziwen forced out a sentence in a hurry.
“What is this… what is this… what is this… what is this… what is this… what is this… what is this… what is this obscene water?” There was a great deal of discussion among the audience.
Ouyang Xiu tends to front and asked in a low voice Zhao Ziwen said: “I am well versed in ancient and modern history, but did not hear and see forget the obscene water, may I ask Zhao Xiu Cai this thing comes from how ah?”
Zao Ziwen said back: “Have you ever heard of the Water of Forgetfulness?”
“That is something I have heard before.” Ouyang Xiu replied.
Zao Ziwen said: “wild history rumors that Tang Pak Fu wanted to point Qiu Xiang but for the old lady from the obstacles, friends said: ‘Why not drink forgetfulness of water in order to get rid of the sea of love and pain? Tong Pak Fu replied: ‘Forgetfulness water may be able to forget the love, but this hate will continue to chant ah! His friend said: ‘Then use the water of forgetfulness! The friend of Tong Pak Fu mistook the word ‘yin’ for the word ‘lust’ and joked about it.
“Oh ~ ~ taught, taught, old me is ignorant.” Ouyang Xiu politely responded to Zhao Ziwen: “Then please ask Kong Dingxiucai to answer the word water!”
Kong Ding steadily stood up again and answered the fourth round of ginji solitaire: “The water hole is full of fire.”
“The fire rests and the water recedes and the waves calm down.” Sima Xiang finished his last round of answers.
“Simple ah~~ Jing Si Repentance will ravage the sister.” Wang Kang also finished answering the fifth round.
Just see Zhao Ziwen stood up and muttered endlessly: “This dead Wang Kang ah! Damn Wang Kang! He… always makes things difficult for me.
It’s…”
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
“It’s… it’s… it’s… it’s really hard! Let me think…”
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
Mega Man really looks helpless.
“Go for it~~ Go for it, Mr. Zhao, go for it!” Some people on the stage cheered for Zhao Ziwen.
“Huh? This…” Suddenly Mega Ziwon seemed to have an inspiration.
“Clang ~~ at three gongs…”
“Wait a minute! I’ve got…” As soon as the third gong was struck, Omen shouted, “I’ve got it!” and “I’ve not yet pacified the lustful heart of the ravaged girl.” Siu Tze Man replied.
“Wait… What is the meaning of this poem, scholar Omena Ziwon?” Ouyang Xiu once again asked Ong Zi Wen for advice.
“It doesn’t have any special meaning ah, it’s just that the ravaging lady has not satisfied her lust!” Mega Ziwen replied with a smile.
“Hey, who’s Ms. Ravage? Yeah, yeah, I’ve never heard of Ms. Ravage. Where do you live?”
The people watching the test were again in a state of bewilderment.
Ouyang Xiu once again leaned forward and asked in a low voice: “Zhao Xiu Cai and according to what allusion to run out of ravaging women ah?”
“Dare I ask your honor, since this fourth level of chanting poem solitaire, has the protagonist always been a man and a woman ah?” Mega Ziwen asked Ouyang Xiu rhetorically.
“According to the current seems to be true, and can be viewed from the cause of Wang Fu elimination, there is no two men or two women exist.” Ouyang Xiu replied.
“That’s right, the current female protagonist of the poem in our chanting solitaire doesn’t have anyone to give her name, so the student will call her Ravage Woman Luo!” It turned out that Mega Ziwen had made it up herself.
Kong Ding stood up: “How can that be, why does she have to be named Ravage?”
“Yes, brother indeed high opinion, this woman is not necessarily to be surnamed ravage not, but both poetry solitaire to undertake poetry, naturally the first to give her the name of the person to get, I called her ravage female before and no one first I step ah, please brother Ming Jian!”
Mega Zevon sat down after that.
Khun Dinh rubbed his nose and said, “Then I’ll do the same… Ping-nang is so tired that he’s lying on the ground. Haha! I’ll be the first to give the hero the name ‘Ping’.”
“This…” Ouyang Xiu looked at Wang Anshi, who stepped forward and said, “Well, since the five rounds of the poetry solitaire have been completed, let’s move on to the fifth level of the literature test!”
Wang Anshi announced the conduct of the last level of the literary examination, that is, the sign of tacit approval of the Fangcai Zhao Ziwen and Kong Ding’s unreasonable answers.
“The fifth level of the literary examination is to recite a poem according to a drawing. The candidate should recite a seven-character poem according to the word drawing drawn by the officer of the Imperial Examination. The four stanzas of the poem are set as posture, movement, lustful intent, and demeanor. Those who fail to meet the above requirements or who answer after the time limit or who fail to answer after the time limit or who answer after the time limit incompletely are eliminated. Time three gong hours!” Lu Huiqing tended forward to explain the rules of the last level of the literature test.
The fifth level of the literature test was presided over by Lu Huiqing, who drew out the first candidate for the test: “The first is Sima Xiang.”
He then drew a picture from another sign box containing a painting and calligraphy, which depicted the woman helping the scholar to perform oral sex, while the scholar was in a state of pleasure.
Sima Xiang looked at, replied: “Tongue can be Yang Gen Pin Xiao Yi, dragged around the kneading containing licking and sucking; the woman dedication to swallow the beam, the scholar forgets the spirit of drunken pleasure.”
“Good, pass. Next is Wang Kang.” Lu Huiqing then drew a picture of a man and a woman having intercourse, with the scholar pushing against the bent woman’s hindquarters from behind.
“The woman’s heart is full of lust and pleasure, and her mind is lost in wonderland.
“Wang Kang also successfully answered the test questions.
“Yes! Bravo… Bravo Wang Kang!” There was another round of applause from Wang Kang’s cheerleaders.
“The next person is… Zao Ziwen!” The calligraphy and painting drawn by Lu Huiqing was a picture of a woman on top of a man having sexual intercourse.
Zhao Ziwen thought about it: “Yin sitting in Yang inserted in the lotus flower, upside down golden hook jerking; Scholar cool lying female joy, out of the obscene voice gently recite.” Zhao Ziwen replied also sat down.
Kong Ding knows that he is the last stick, stood up, flicked the body to look at Lu Huiqing. Lu Huiqing drew out the last painting, the painting is a man pressed the woman on the ground, the woman is no clothes and resistance, the man’s hands left a corner of the woman’s rags.
“What… what is the meaning of this?” Kong Dinh froze for a moment.
“This must be rape! No, no… this must be rape… no, no, no, no… it must be a case of rape not being successful! Haha…” There was a lot of speculation among the spectators.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
Kong Ding still looked skeptical.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
Kong Ding scratched his head and said: “The man wants to force the woman to refuse, the king hard on the meat stick to stretch; a column of the sky to break the clouds, the flood waves a discharge of female hate.”
All the temple examiners look at each other miserable frustration, since there is no major flaws, had to let all four people through the literary test. Wang Anshi tends to announce to everyone: “after five levels of literature test, four showmen really high talent, admirable, but the art of the test will be assessed from the strict, I hope that all of you good for themselves!”
Wang Anshi’s words not only brought a burst of nervousness to the four candidates, but also declared the degree of difficulty of the test. On the contrary, the people who watched the test were all excited, because to be able to see the live test of fish and water, will undoubtedly be the greatest joy in this life.
(vi) Test of determination at the first level of the art test
After five passes of the literary examination, five to participate in the temple examination of the obscene Xiucai four people pass, obviously in the literary talent are both talented and learned, of course, also because of this temple examination is more than the selection of the obscene scholar rather than the scholar of the text, so the requirements of the test on the test of the text since the test is not as important as the scholar of the text of the test is not as rigorous, the subject of the test of the art of the obscene scholar of the most proud of the specialties.
“Dong ~ ~” Wang Anshi once again knocked down the huge drum on the test hall to indicate the start of the temple test and tend to walk up the test hall platform.
Wang Anshi picked up the imperial decree and opened it to the public and the test candidates read: “By the emperor’s will, this obscene scholars selection of the art of the test to add four specialists to assist the test officer!” Wang Anshi read out and walked back to the position of the temple examiner to sit down.
Lu Huiqing walked up next, followed by four women in his wake, “Wow~ That’s fucking beautiful! It’s worth chopping off my head if I can have a good time!” The people watching the test had their eyes bulging, and couldn’t help but call out to the four women that they were beautiful.
“The first assistant examiner was Miss Yin Ruyan, a famous courtesan from the capital; the second assistant examiner was Miss Bai Shuangshang, an instructor in the room arts for the concubines; the third assistant examiner was Miss Yoshiko, an overseas geisha from Japan; and the fourth was…”
“Hey… the fourth girl is quite shy! Where did she come from? Yes… yes… she’s wearing a veil! Maybe she’s from a famous family… a virgin! Hahaha…” The audience was full of speculation even before Lü Huiqing finished his introduction
“It is… the Hmong Guru Lan Yun…” After her introduction, Lu Huiqing led the four assistant examiners to their seats.
“So it’s the daughter of a government official in Miaojiang! I’ve heard that Miao women are very poisonous! Is that so? But they’re really beautiful!”
The people watching the test were constantly commenting on the four beauties.
Lu Huiqing declared from her seat: “The first level of the examination is the physical examination of the sexual roots. The applicant must show one of his or her own sexual skills and the root of his or her sexuality, and neither the skills nor the root of his or her sexuality shall be duplicated with those of the previous applicant. The time for the test is three gongs. Anyone who fails to pass the test within that time will be eliminated. Let the competition begin!”
After Lu Huiqing finished his statement and sat down, Yin Ruyan, the assistant examiner, came up holding her skirt in one hand and stepping with broken steps like an immortal.
“Wow… it’s beautiful!” There was another gasp from the people watching the test.
“The first candidate to take the test is Mr. Zhao!” Ruyan drew out the first test-taking stick.
Mega Ziwen walked up to the temple examination stage and looked at the beautiful Ruyan girl.
“May I ask why Mr. Zhaowen’s obscene formula ah?” Ruyan asked Mega Ziwen.
“It’s… Five Finger Tango!”
“Then again, may I ask where the root of your lust lies?”
“Then, of course, the fingers…”
Ruyan turned to the timing officer after hearing Mega Ziwen’s reply and waved his hand, signaling the start of the clock.
Seeing that Ruyan’s body had not even turned upright, Mega Ziwen lifted up the hem of Ruyan’s skirt and squatted down.
“Hey! You…” Ruyan was startled by the sudden monkey wrenching, but remembering that this was a limited time competition, she stopped thinking about it.
“What? How can…” Mega Ziwon lifted up the hem of his skirt and dug his head in, but was dumbfounded by the sight before him.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
“What a famous prostitute in the capital! Even wear up the chastity martyrs wear seven star chastity pants!” Zao Ziwen’s experience in the world of romance recognized Ruyan’s problem, so he touched Ruyan’s flower lips with one hand through the dirty pants, and reached into his own coat pocket with the other hand to fumble around.
“Oh ~ ~ ~ Zhao Gongzi or know difficult to retreat! Do you know what I’m wearing? Oh…”
Kisame laughed contemptuously at Mega Ziwen.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!” The timekeeper struck the second gong and reported the message that time was approaching.
The people watching the test look confused, can t see the mystery in Ruyan s skirt, only see the drilling into the skirt of the megawatt Ziwen constantly drilling, but see Ruyan s face light with a smile.
“Clang~~Three gongs…”
“Just as the timekeeper was about to tell her that the time was up, Ruyan’s mouth suddenly let out a lustful “mmmm” sound, her face changed from a smile to surprise, and a blush appeared on her face, and her blouse fell to the floor. The blasphemous pants also fell to the ground.
Panicked, Ruyan pushed Siu Jee Man away and took two steps back, saying, “How… how… how can you… untie it in time…?”
“What are these pants? What are they for? …” The people watching the test were curious.
When Zao Ziwen was pushed out of Ruyan’s skirt, he straightened up and showed the index finger of his left hand, saying, “My lustful root has just probed Ruyan’s pistil, and the nectar on my finger is clear evidence of this! Please ask the court officials to verify…”
“How can you undo my chastity pants and probe my pistil?” Ruyan asked Mega Ziwen as she fluttered her dress.
“I am obliged, I am obliged! The student is not talented enough to use a Persian knife!”
It was then that Ruyan examined the seven-star chastity blasphemy pants that had fallen to the ground; the seven dead knots on them were all intact, except that the entire pair of pants had been cut into a single piece of cloth from the waist down.
Originally, this seven stars chastity blasphemy pants put on a total of seven knots, respectively, in the left waist, right waist, back, left thigh inside and outside each one, right thigh inside and outside each one. With the general hand to solve the fear of half a day, if you use the general cutter cut tightly worn in the body of the blasphemous pants will hurt the flesh, Zhao Ziwen because of the accompanying tools of the wind flow of Persia knife, so in the unknowingly broken pants to explore the flower.
“Miss Ruyan, did Zhao Xiu Cai use his lustful root to probe your pistil ah?” Wang Anshi asked.
“Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
“Okay, Mega Man passes!”
“Thank you, Your Honor~~” Mega Ziwen licked the nectar from his fingers at Ruyan and thanked Wang Anshi before retreating to his seat as well.
“Oh~ so it’s chastity pants! It’s trying to slow down Zhao Xiu Cai’s problem solving time,” the people realized.
Then Lan Yun, the Miaojiang princess, came up and drew the second stick: “Sima Xiang!”
“In, in!” Sima Xiang walked up to the trial stage.
Lan Yun leaned over to Sima Xiang in her long Hmong dress: “What is your obscene formula…?”
“Yes… the tongue is a lotus flower.” Sima Xiang replied as he surveyed Lan Yun’s entire body from top to bottom.
“And the root of lust is…?”
“Tongue.” Sima Xiang suddenly felt that Miaojiang women must be very cool to play with, and despite the tongue reply in his mouth, the lower part of his robe rumbled and bulged out.
Lan Yun put her hands on Sima Xiang’s shoulders and whispered to him, “Come on~~ I’m waiting for you!”
Sima Xiang instantly felt his shoulders being pressed down hard, so he obediently squatted down, and his hands lifted up Lan Yun’s skirt to burrow in.
“Huh… what’s that smell? Whatever…” Sima Xiang seemed to feel something was wrong, but not caring so much, he ran his hands over his thighs and moved upward to Lan Yun’s waist.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
Lan Yun stood her feet slightly outward, her hands caressing Sima Xiang’s shoulders and back, Sima Xiang unraveled the hem of her belly-band and slowly removed Lan Yun’s blasphemous pants to her knees.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
Sima Xiang saw Lan Yun’s mysterious flower realm, the red, tender and tightly closed flower lips were like budding flowers, Sima Xiang gently slid his fingers along the secret slit of the two flower lips.
“Ah… mmmmmmm…” Lan Yun couldn’t help but let out a couple of soft cries.
Sima Xiang felt that he had really earned it by meeting such a beautiful and young assistant examiner, only that an inexplicable and strange fragrance kept drifting from between Blue Yun’s flowers.
“Huh~~ Sima Xiang, what are you doing? Don’t just enjoy yourself! There’s more to come Hahahahahaha…” The people watching the test were on the verge of urging Szema Sang because they couldn’t see him move.
“Aaah… mmmmmmmmm…” Lan Yun was so aroused by Szema Sang’s teasing that her lust grew.
“Ah! The Marvelous Incense…” Just as Sima Xiang stuck out his tongue and licked between Lan Yun’s lips, he felt a tingling in his tongue and fell out of Lan Yun’s long skirt onto the stage of the temple.
“Wow… this… this… how can this be…” There was a great clamor among the people watching the test.
“Clang~~The time for the three gongs is up!” The timekeeper announced the end of time.
After straightening her dress, Lan Yun turned to Wang Anshi and said, “Szema Sang-soo’s lustful root did not penetrate my flower lips…”
“How did Miss Lan get Sima Xiang to faint?” Wang Anshi asked.
“Back to the Lord, the little girl is wearing a bewitching perfumed pants, flower lips stained with bewitching liquid, Sima Gongzi greedily flowing flower lips but not willing to go straight into the heart of the flower, so the bewitching fell under the skirt of the little girl also!”
“Good, good~~Shoucai Sima Xiang eliminated!” Wang Anshi turned to Lu Huiqing.
Two soldiers walked up to the test hall stage will faint Sima Xiang from the stage frame away, the people watching the test a burst of consternation, the test candidates only then realized that the big thing is not good and can not speak.
(VII) Each one of them shows off his skills in a kinky fight.
Sima phase eliminated after the three showmen on the test hall natural must be this year’s first prize, the first prize and scout, to be contested only who is the first prize only.
The third assistant examiner on the stage was the girl Yoshiko, a geisha studying in Japan, who came up to the stage wearing a kimono and walking slowly.
“Oh, no! This woman is wearing…” Wang Kang and Kong Ding, who were not yet on the stage, exclaimed out loud that they were in trouble because neither of them had ever tasted a woman wearing a kimono, so naturally, they had no idea about kimono.
“Next is…”
Wang Kang and Kong Ding both prayed silently with their hands folded, of course praying that they wouldn’t be drawn!
“Yes… Wang Kang.”
“Ah~~ It’s over!” Wang Kang screamed miserably before he was vaulted onto the trial stage by a group of folks cheering.
“Go for it! Go for it! Go Wang Kang…” The cheering group kept cheering.
Wang Kang bowed his hand to Miss Fangzi and said, “I still hope that the girl will be merciful!”
“Is the obscene prescription of Prof. Wang…?”
“It’s… a column.”
“Kinky roots why?”
“Lustful root is my manhood…” Wang Kang said with a difficult look on his face, probably because Miss Yoshiko was wearing a kimono.
Miss Yoshiko turned to the timing officer and waved her hand to indicate the start of the clock, then turned to Wang Kang, only to see Wang Kang still standing in front of Miss Yoshiko in a daze, constantly looking up and down.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
Wang Kang began to use his hands to start undoing his cloth pants.
“Wow… it’s so big! Yes… Yes… It’s really rare!” While the audience admired Wang Kang’s penis, which was exposed after he dropped his cloth pants, Wang Kang kept rubbing his penis on himself, not knowing how to do it.
“Heh! Wang Xiu Cai is really shallow! You’ve never taken off a Japanese kimono before? Oh…”
The Yoshiko girl laughed at Wang Kang’s lack of knowledge.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
Wang Kang endured the ridicule of the Eastern women, and still rubbed his penis, which was even bigger than just now, so that Fang Zi couldn’t help but put away her smile, and rose up her lustful heart.
“I… am… not… wearing… profanity… pants…” Yoshiko told Wang Kang in a low, broken and surreptitious voice, and then Yoshiko stood up and spread her legs slightly.
When it was too late, Wang Kang suddenly struck out a palm and knocked Miss Fang Zi to the ground, which allowed Wang Kang to easily see the secret inside of Miss Fang Zi’s kimono from the bottom of her kimono while she was lying still. The people watching the trial were all looking at the under skirt of Miss Fang Zi’s dress. The soldiers were trying to rush up to the stage to stop Wang Kang, but Wang Anshi waved the soldiers away.
I saw Wang Kang climbing on top of Miss Yoshiko’s body with his bare lower part, “You… you… want to do it the hard way?” Miss Yoshiko woke up at the right time and questioned Wang Kang, who was on top of her.
Wang Kang pushed forward…
“Clang~~Three gongs at the hour!”
The soldiers crowded forward to pull up Wang Kang.
“He… he… he didn’t… go in…” Miss Yoshiko got up from the ground in horror and screamed in delight, and Wang Kang was busy putting his pants back on.
Wang Anshi looked at Wang Kang: “What do you have to say?”
“Nonetheless! Nonetheless! The student has already probed the pistil of Miss Fangzi’s flower!” Wang Kang replied.
“How can I see that?” Wang Anshi pressed.
“Nonsense on his part! The head of his rod just entered my flower lips before the soldier pulled it away because it was time!” Miss Yoshiko vigorously defended what she had determined to be the outcome.
“Your Honor, Miss Fang Zi’s flower room is tight, the student to avoid hurting the lips and pistil, so he only shot agar into the lips and mouth instead of stick probing the pistil!” Wang Kang replied with a sneer.
“This… this…” Wang Anshi’s gaze turned to Ms. Yoshiko, only to see white, murky jade liquid dripping from her kimono onto her embroidered shoes.
“Alright, count yourself over.” Wang Anshi led everyone back to their seats.
“Bravo… bravo! What a good Wang Kang! Wang Kang will surely win the Scholarship. Hahaha…” The people were again making a lot of noise.
Then, the harem room lecturer Bai Shuangshang came up, and Kong Ding also stood on the test hall knowing that he was the last applicant.
“Luckily, the hard to mess with East Ying prodigal daughter didn’t smoke herself.” Kong Ding looked at Bai Shuang Shuang and actually developed a feeling of gratitude.
“Wait!” Just as the white girl was about to ask a question, Sima Xiang awoke from his slumber and jumped onto the stage to shout at the officials of the Imperial Examination, and the soldiers drew their swords and weapons again to stand guard.
Wang Anshi waved his hand and dismissed the escorting soldiers to Sima Xiang: “Sima Xiucai has been eliminated and removed, why disturb the competition on the stage ah?”
“Your Honor, the student did not lose.” Sima Xiang arched his hand and reported to Wang Anshi.
Zhongyan couldn’t help but stand out and said: “Again, you want to learn Wang Kang Wen test situation to a hard Yan resurrection?”
“No, the student is not a hard ㄠ, it is a fact…” Szema Sang continued to argue forcefully.
“May I hear the beginning and end.” Wang Anshi beckoned and called out Lan Yunge, the assistant examiner for that competition.
“Your Honor, the student has probed the pistil of Miss Lan Yun’s flower!”
“You bullshit! You lie! Your tongue hasn’t even entered the lips of the flower, how can you say that you have probed the stamen?” Lan Yun was so angry that she scolded Sima Xiang for lying.
“Si Ma Xiu Cai listen up, do you know that the crime of deceiving the king and ignoring his superiors is so serious that your family can be copied and exterminated?” Lu Huiqing also jumped out to question Sima Xiang.
“It’s true that my tongue has not penetrated into Ms. Lan Yun’s lips…”
“Men, come on! Quickly drag Szema Sang out and punish him for deceiving the king…” Lu Huiqing couldn’t help but call out to the soldiers around him.
“Wait! But the student has indeed probed the pistil of Miss Lan Yun’s flower!” A slight smile rose on Sima Xiang’s face.
“Could it be that Your Excellency knows about strange and evil arts? Hahaha…” Zhong Yan could not help but ask with a big smile.
“Your Excellency, the student is not a Maoshan magician, but the student also shoots in instead of probing in order to take into account the lips and pistil of Miss Lan Yun.”
“Shoot in? Wasn’t Szema’s tongue a ‘lotus flower’? Could it be that… your mouth can ejaculate jade liquid?
Hahaha…” Zhongyan laughed again.
“The student is not capable of this, and instead of ejaculating jasmine, the student is… a grain of rice.”
“Ha, ha, ha, ha, rice! Haha…” Another round of laughter from the audience.
Wang Anshi asked Miss Lan Yun to retire, examined the flower room to see if there was any rice left, and asked Sima Xiang to explain the process.
“As soon as I entered Miss Lan Yun’s skirt, I felt an unpleasant odor, so I thought it was from my own mouth, so I cleaned my mouth with my tongue and picked my teeth, which is why there was a grain of rice in my mouth. When I licked and kissed Ms. Lan’s lips, I saw that her heart was in full bloom and her flower chamber was slightly open, so I blew on it, and I accidentally blew a grain of rice into her stamen…”
“Hahaha! What a thoughtless act! Hahaha…” The people watching the test all laughed out loud when they heard Sima Xiang’s explanation.
Miss Lan Yun walked back: “Back to your honor, there is indeed a grain of rice in my daughter’s flower room!” Blue Yun returned to Wang Anshi.
“This… this…” Wang Anshi looked back at Ouyang Xiu, who nodded and said, “There is no such thing as dust.”
“Well, Sima Xiang will reply to the qualifications for the examination!” Wang Anshi had to honor the opinion of the learned and respected Ouyang Xiu.
“Thank you, Your Honor!” Sima Xiang returned to his seat triumphantly.
White Frost continued the competition for the last candidate of this level.
“Why is the kinky formula of Kong Xiu Cai ah?”
“Show your feet.” Kong Ding replied.
“It’s a show-off, isn’t it?” White Frost corrected Kong Ding: “And what… is the root of your lust…?”
“Yes… head.” Kong Dinh replied after a moment’s hesitation.
“Head? It’s… it’s… it’s too big! It’s…” Pak Sang Sang turned her head to look at Wang Anshi.
Wang Anshi revitalized his clothes and asked Kong Ding, “Top of the head of how to explore points ah?”
“Oh~~ Your honor has misunderstood, the head of the student does not refer to the top human head, but the head of the toes.” Kong Ding defended.
“I see…” Pak Sang Sang breathed a sigh of relief, then turned to wave at the timekeeper.
As soon as Kong Ding saw the white girl’s hand swing down, he rushed up and pinned her to the ground.
“Are… are you… are you… going to… do it the hard way too?” Pak Sang Sang asked in slight horror.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
Kong Ding pulled the white girl’s blasphemous pants to the root of her showy legs as soon as he could, and then flipped White Frost from the front to the back.
“You… you… you want to… drive on horseback?” Baek Sang Sang asked again.
Kong Ding still didn’t answer, just took off his cloth pants and propped up his rod.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
Seeing that time was running out, Kung Ting thrust forward…
“Ah… it hurts! What are you doing? You’re probing the wrong hole!” Baek Sang Sang cried out in pain.
“Wow~~ This bitch can really scream!” There was a clamor from the people watching the test.
Kung Ting kept pushing forward, pushing, pushing…
“Ouch! I’m the assistant examiner, how can you be so rude? Aaah… aaah…” Pak Shuang Shuang screamed.
“Clang~~Three gongs at the hour!”
Kung Dinh continued to top it with intent.
“Ah… pain… pain… Soldier, pull him away from me! Isn’t it time? It hurts…”
Only then did the soldiers come forward and pull Kong Ding away, and White Frost stood up feebly and walked back to her seat.
“Good, the first level of the art test is over, rest for two hours.” After Lu Huiqing finished speaking, he walked out of the test hall with the temple examiners, but he saw Bai Shuangshang leaving with a face full of intertwined tears.
(viii) It is difficult to take the obscenity test, and every step is obscene.
At the moment when all the temple examiners left the table, the tear-stained assistant examiner Bai Shuangshang suddenly ran to the side of Wang Anshi, the head of the temple examiners, and spoke in a low voice.
Wang Anshi stopped, turned back and shouted, “Wait and retire!”
The test takers and people watching the test who were about to leave stopped in their tracks, and Wang Anshi walked toward Kong Ding.
“Kong Xiucai, just now the obscene formula why ah?” Wang Anshi asked seriously.
“This… this… yes…” Kong Ding was too confused to answer Wang Anshi’s question.
Wang Anshi moved closer to Kung Dinh: “Is it… showing off?”
“This… yes… yes!” Kong Dinh responded hesitantly.
“May I ask again what ‘head’ means?” Wang Anshi pressed.
“This… this… this…” Kong Dinh was still afraid to answer directly.
“It is the head of the foot that Your Excellency spoke of during the contest, not the head of the man on top or the head of the meat in the crotch, right?” Wang Anshi answered on Kong Ding’s behalf.
“Yes… yes… yes!” Kong Dinh began to understand the meaning of Wang Anshi’s question.
Wang Anshi waved his hand and recruited soldiers, and then said to Kong Ding: “Your Excellency even used his crotch meat head to directly attack the posterior of Miss Bai Shuangshuang, should it not be considered as passing the test?”
“Yes, yes! Kong Ding didn’t follow the obscene formula, he should be eliminated… he should be eliminated…” There was an uproar among the audience, and it was only then that they realized that Kong Ding hadn’t been using his toes, but had been forcing his meat stick into the back of Miss White’s body.
Soldiers were about to come forward to Kong Ding frame away from the test hall, only to see Kong Ding arching up his hand to Wang Anshi said: “The student did not violate the self-ordered obscene formula ah!”
Wang Anshi waved his hand to stop the soldier’s action, and asked Kong Ding, “How can you see?”
“Your Honor, the student’s obscene party for ‘show feet’, although after the crotch of the meat stick into the white girl’s back garden flower hole, but the student’s feet are always naked in the test hall on top of the show did not hide, so is not ‘show feet’? “
Kong Ding finished, only to see the assistant examiner Bai Shuangshang crying louder run out of the test hall, Wang Anshi to Kong Ding waved his hand to indicate approval of Kong Ding’s reply, but also and all the temple test officials withdrew from the test hall, leaving a group of people watching the test of the whispers.
“dong ~ ~” test hall on the drums sounded again, two hours of time passed quickly, Lu Huiqing again came up and said: “art test second level, martial arts to take the obscene woman. Each should test Xiucai need to be in three gong time in all kinds of ways to take the beauty of the body of the assistant examiner, the assistant examiner to the martial arts to resist, where not in the time to take the obscene person eliminated.”
Assistant examiner Miao Jiangge blue Yun step on the test hall, want to draw out the first off the test candidates name tag, only to see the four Xiucai are trembling in fear of drawing to their own.
“The first one is… is… Wang Kang.”
“Wow… I’m finished! This time it’s really over…” Wang Kang whined in a loud voice.
“Hey, don’t worry, there’s always a silver lining! Haha…” said the cheering group as they vaulted Wang Kang onto the test bench.
“Please!” Blue Yun said suddenly jumped up, flew to the ground from the test hall about two people long drum above. Lan Yun spread her hands after she flew and laughed at Wang Kang who was looking up and said, “The phoenix dances on the drum.
How’s that?”
Wang Kang looked dumbfounded, he knew that his martial arts were not as good as Lan Yun, and he was afraid that Lan Yun was an expert in using poison and did not dare to catch up, so he had a plan and bent down.
“Oh! It’s not necessary to bend over and bow…” Lan Yun laughed even more happily.
Wang Kang then stooped down and said with his right hand clenched tightly but held high, “Ms. Lan, I believe this is your belongings, isn’t it? It fell on the ground…”
“What dropped?” Blue Rue was too far away to scrutinize it because she had flown to the drum.
Wang Kang lowered his right hand and deliberately said loudly, “Well, since no one’s, collect yourself lo!”
“Wait… wait, let me see.” Lan Yun was so anxious that he immediately leapt off the drum.
“Clang ~~ One gong hour!” The timekeeper struck the first gong hour.
In the blue Yun flew to Wang Kang in front of to see Wang Kang hand pinch thing, Wang Kang quickly point blue Yun two stopping points, which makes the blue Yun girl’s hands and feet can not move.
“You… you… what… is this…?” It was only then that Lan Yun realized that he had been nailed.
“Haha~~ My hands are simply empty, I know that my martial arts skills are not as good as Miss Lan Yun’s, so I have come up with this cheap tactic, I hope you’ll forgive me!” After Wang Kang finished speaking, he moved his hands and prepared to undress Miss Lan Yun’s clothes.
Wang Kang reached out and loosened the belt of the long skirt tightly tied around the waist of Lan Yun, the Miao flower skirt instantly fell straight down to the bottom of Lan Yun’s feet to reveal the blossoms of the blasphemous pants and a pair of bronze-colored legs, and Wang Kang’s mouth came up to the root of Lan Yun’s thighs.
“Ah… you… you… lecherous man. If you want to do it, do it quickly, don’t molest my aunt…” Lan Yun’s Hmong nature was immediately revealed by Wang Kang’s rudeness.
Wang Kang’s wolf mouth sucked upward from the root of his thigh to the lips of the flower outside of his profane pants, and his intoxicated look told everyone that he was enjoying the finest beauty of Miaojiang.
“Clang~~The time of the second gong is up!”
Wang Kang’s hands began to undo Lan Yun’s blasphemous pants, and a strange fragrance greeted his nose.
“Ah~~ Oh no!” Wang Kang remembered that Sima Xiang had been hit by Lan Yun’s Miaojiang LSD in the previous level of the competition, so he immediately turned back to cover his mouth and nose with his clothes.
“Heh! You’re afraid of this girl, aren’t you? Next time you meet me, I’ll put parasites to haunt you. Heh heh heh…”
Seeing that Wang Kang couldn’t get his way, Lan Yun couldn’t help but laugh out loud.
Wang Kang back behind the stay for a while, he thought blue Yun’s flower pussy must be lost liquid, the back of the court may also have, if trespassing into the forbidden area fear will die without a burial place, on the heart of a cross, turned around and pulled blue Yun’s feet a hand.
“Bang!” Lan Yun lost his support for a moment and collapsed to the ground.
“Ouch! Bastard… it hurts! I’m the assistant examiner, how dare you… hurt me?” Lan Yun was so angry that she cursed.
“Don’t dare! I wouldn’t dare! I’m just borrowing your mouth…” Wang Kang quickly unzipped his pants, pulled out his flaccid rod, and headed straight for Lan Yun’s mouth.
“You… you… you’re shameless!” Lan Yun’s mouth was definitely not filled with ecstasy, but I never imagined that Wang Kang would be able to see through it.
Wang Kang used his hand to pinch Lan Yun’s chin to force her to open her mouth, calculating that the time will come, Wang Kang also did not care about the meat stick that was still in soft shape, so he hard stuffed it into Lan Yun’s beautiful mouth.
“No… but… Oh… Oh… You… no… Oh… Oh… death…” Lan Yun was forced to take Wang Kang’s rod, but she was still cursing from time to time, while the people watching the test were enjoying it.
“Clang~~Three gongs at the hour!”
“Ummm… Ummm… it’s… time… it’s… time…” Lan Yun urged Wang Kang to pull the rod out of her mouth quickly.
Wang Kang how willing to pull away the rising prick, so increased the pumping action. Wang Anshi waved his hand to call the soldiers over, and then set off the lustful Wang Kang.
“Deadly bitchy man, still not coming to untie the acupoints for auntie and grandma?” Lan Yun was still trapped by the inability to move her limbs.
“Hahaha… Where do you want to go when you’ve just finished with the upper part of the body? Hahaha…” The audience jeered.
Wang Kang put back on his cloth pants and then walked towards Lan Yun who was propped up by two soldiers, he said to Lan Yun, “Do you want me to untie it?”
“Nonsense! Quickly untie the acupuncture point for me…” Lan Yun was furious.
Only to see Wang Kang reach his hand to lightly touch the opening of Lan Yun’s flower pussy through her blasphemous pants.
“Ah… um… ~~ You… you… are… wanton… the contest is over, stop it!” Lan Yun kept protesting.
“Don’t you want me to unlock the acupuncture point? Don’t you know that the Stopping Point Undoing Point is at the entrance of the Yin?” Wang Kang justifiably continued to stroke Lan Yun’s flowery pussy, especially since a beautiful woman with a soldier on her rack was even more tantalizing.
Wang Anshi stood up, and Wang Kang was afraid of angering the head of the temple test, so he had to move his hand to Lan Yun’s chest and lightly tap it twice. “Pah! Snap!” Lan Yun gave Wang Kang two slaps the moment the stopping point was unlocked, she picked up her flowery skirt and angrily walked back to her position.
Wang Kang stroked his cheeks and walked back to his seat happily, but won a bunch of applause and laughter from the people watching the test.
“Okay, Wang Kang passes!” Lu Huiqing declared to the crowd.
Then Yin Ruyan, the assistant examiner, stepped up again like an immortal, “Next is… Kong Ding.”
“Wow~~ It’s really beautiful, worthy of being a famous prostitute in the capital!” A gasp came from the populace.
“In!” Kong Ding stepped onto the trial stage with confidence. He wasn’t afraid of competing in martial arts, but only afraid of using poison, and since Lan Yun had been put in his place by Wang Kang, there was nothing to be afraid of.
“Please!” After Ruyan finished speaking, she stood still and waited for Kong Ding to make his move.
“This… this little woman must not have much kung fu since she’s a prostitute in the capital, so let’s just get on with it!” Kong Ding snickered secretly and walked up to Ru Yan.
Kong Ding eyes staring at the smoke rich peaks, can not help but suddenly stretched out his hands, to that pair of big milk hard to grab, only to see the smoke suddenly disappeared in front of the eyes, Kong Ding’s hands actually grabbed an empty. Suddenly Kong Ding feel behind someone in the pat on his shoulder, he guessed it must be such as smoke turn and run to their own back to go, Kong Ding turned around and hands to grab, only to listen to the audience of the people of the test of a burst of exclamation, because of Kong Ding’s hands and grabbed the empty.
“Clang~~ One gong hour!”
Ruyan suddenly reappeared in the seat of the assistant examiner and said with a smile: “Have you ever heard of Ling Bo Wei Bu, Mr. Kong? I really don’t know anything about martial arts, but this is the only way I can escape, so I’ll wait for you to come and beat me up! Hahaha…”
Kong Ding looked dumbfounded, dumbstruck for a long time and still could not speak.
(to be continued)