OCR-S series is a series of short stories rewritten from scans of selected old texts, old bottles and new wines leaking color, mortal and fellow sips.
And said Hangzhou, Zhejiang Province, Qiantang County, there are two landlord, a surname Zhu, the name Zigui, the number of Fangqing, twenty-eight years old, his wife died early, only a concubine, is Yangzhou, called the name of the Yu Qiao Er, twenty-two years old, was born in heavenly beauty, absolutely unparalleled.
A surname Long, name Tianting, No. Tiansheng, twenty-six years old, his wife also died, because to Nanjing whoring a Wanbu, called Yuxiang, twenty-two years old, is the Suzhou people, that the posture need not talk about, twelve points.
His two families lived in front of the Zhejiang stage at the place where the rush of prosperity, close to each other.
Both of them are half-wen and half-uncommon landlord, or scarf or hat fake Sven.
Zhu Zigui and love children, with a small official with a standard, called Zhang Yang, aged 17 years old, born like a woman in general, it is lovely.
Between the sun and the dragon born, the three do a piece of wine and play, take the time to do some things of the wind and moon.
Long Tiansheng also love his beauty, several times to be so with him, because Zhu Fangqing tube tight, do not get a hand.
It is not difficult to do so, only because the two families do not relax, so it is also a difficult thing to do.
Idle talk aside. And said the West Lake, a new release pool, around the miles there are two layers of broken shore, the middle of a release pool, very neat, with the Lake Temple and the United States.
Therefore, this beautiful women gathered in eight directions, tourists look around to increase the brightness, the eighth of April every year, is the day of the Buddha bath, full of the city of the people are buying all the aquatic, put in the pool, different than in the past.
Zhang Yang learned that, and Fang Qing said: “tomorrow April 8, that the West Lake release interesting, why not tomorrow morning and evening boat, a tour on the lake.”
Fang Qing said, “It makes.”
He called the ambassador to call for a boat at the Chungjin Gate, and held it up at the Long Bridge.
Long Tiansheng learned of this news and said, “I will also contribute some money and go to play with them.”
Yuxiang knew that and said to her husband, “I have five taels of silver, so I will buy some snails and so on and go with them.”
Tiansheng said, “I must take Zhu Erniang with me.”
Yuxiang walked to the back garden, that is, the corner door, only to see a female ambassador open the door.
Qiao’er heard that Long Erniang had arrived and rushed to greet her.
Yu Xiang said its original reason.
Qiao’er laughed and said: “I’ll take Erniang to carry me and go for a walk with her. I also bought some aquatic animals and did some good things with them. It’s not a waste of a victory.”
Then he left Yu Xiang for lunch.
In a few moments, Qiao Er and her husband said Long Erniang about his intentions, we go with a tour.
Fang Qing said, “It makes.”
Unavoidable overnight whole hosting of food and drink.
The next day, call down the sedan chair, a really lift to Chang’an, down the lake boat. Everyone met, Qiao Er and Yuxiang sat down at a table, his three men sat down at a table, the boat propped up to the side of the birth pool, all to the temple to see, it is a victory.
That come and go, men and women, an endless stream, such as walking in the mountain yin road, so that people can not catch up.
Five people so er boarded the boat, even to the Lake Pavilion ZuoJing, on the shore boarding the building, it is smooth and pleasing to the eye.
Zhu Fangqing looked at Yuxiang and stole her eyes frequently; Long Tiansheng saw Qiao’er and kept his eyes open at every step.
The two women secretly comprehended. When they saw that the red sun was about to set, they hurriedly turned back.
Early to the original, the sedan chair waiting, according to the first to take the road and return, since then the two families within the good, you go to me, each do not avoid.
It was only because Long Tiansheng wanted to befriend Zhang Yang every time, and Zhu Fangqing did the same.
For one night, Zhang Yang stays at Fang Qing’s bookstore and hooks up with Yu Qing.
Fangqing talked about Yuxiang standard, adored it and could not hook so.
Zhang Yang said: “This is not difficult, since ancient times, give up their own, win others. You’ll be able to get started.”
Fang Qing said: “Or else I will change my wife for him.”
Zhang Yang laughed: “Long Tiansheng wants me to be so with him every time, I am not good to get on with him again because of you.
It is only necessary that this should be in my possession, so that I can figure it out.”
Fang Qing said: “You can not be considered a child’s play, he is not a woman’s family than you, if you are not willing to wander, shouting, it will be decent not like.”
Zhang Yang said, “Since ancient times, colorful guts are as big as the sky. If you have the guts of a mustard dish like this, how can you do great things?”
Fang Qing said: “How come you are scheming on you.”
Zhang Yang laughed and said: “The old Li who is in charge of his house is deaf and blind. In this matter, you can flash in advance in front of the Dragon’s door, when I knocked on the door, called out the natural, just say that you go somewhere to eat wine, the night does not come back. I will go with him to your room to rest. When you saw me come in, you pretended to be Tiansheng and went straight into the inner room. It would be better if there was no light in the room, but if there was a light, you just need to blow out your mouth and get into the quilt. If there is a light, just blow out your mouth and get under the covers. Then Yuxiang won’t be able to say that you are someone else. You do not make a sound, both to the hand, slowly say it is not too late.”
Fang Qing laughed: “Good plan, good plan, I’m afraid there is a mistake, how can I recognize it?”
Zhang Yang said: “recognize afraid of him how, he is nothing more than a prostitute, but also do not put you in the heart, and this is a chaste woman, is to recognize, change a man, she a hair fast.”
Fang Qing said: “So I have to lie in front of Qiao Er tonight, just say and you rested in the study.”
Zhang Yang said, “It’s your business, do me no more.”
The plan is correct, Fang Qing in addition to the scarf off clothing, wait until dusk, with Zhang Yang to the Long family door that is a few times.
Old Li asked who it was and Zhang Yang blurted out, “It’s me, I want to see your master.”
Old Li said, “Master Tai is asleep.”
Zhang Yang said, “I have something important to see him, just go in and talk.”
Old Li opened the gate and went in for a while, saying, “Here it comes.”
Fang Qing flashed at the side, Born Out, and met Zhang Yang.
Zhang Yang pulled forward and attached his ear, and Born rejoiced.
Zhang Yang said: “You can quietly walk into the Zhu family study and wait for me, old Li bolted the door then.”
Tiansheng entered Zhu’s gate, Zhang Yang pushed Fangqing into Long’s house and told Old Li to close the gate.
Old Lee answered and closed the door.
Fangqing went all the way to the back of the pavilion, and saw a female ambassador holding a lamp out to shine it.
Fang Qing covered the lower part of her mouth and face with her cuffs and went further inside.
See the room also has a lamp, put the eyes to see, bed tents clearly, quickly put out the lights, closed the door to sleep. Yuxiang said: “I only said that the little thing asked you to go out to do that hook, why are you willing to come in.”
With a sneer, Fang Qing wrapped her arms around and went to make that sale.
Yuxiang there know is Zhu Zigui, hastily separated the golden lotus, light up the jade body, Fang Qing was overjoyed, remove all the clothes on the body of the two, flesh to flesh tightly wrapped up a group, that thrusting and intercourse, more a few times the work.
Yuxiang see him not with Zhang Yang so, but come and he stayed, and extra added a lot of delicate, fruit is the two love happy.
In a short while, the rain dispersed and the clouds closed in, and fell asleep until five drums, and then reappeared on the balcony.
When it would be past the faint light of day, Fang Qing drew herself up.
Yuxiang said: “The day is early, good to sleep.”
Fang Qing said in a low voice: “If there is something, come.”
Actually went out the door and opened it all the way out.
When he reached the street, he saw that his gate was still closed, and walked backwards to open it.
Opened the door in a moment, that Tiansheng is also afraid of Fangqing back to see, rushed out of the Zhu family, even to the home to go.
Fangqing went into the study, saw Zhang Yang, each said the night, the two secretly rejoice.
And said Long Tian Sheng afraid of Yu Xiang asked about, is not good to talk back, even to the study room to freshen up.
Yuxiang saw Tiansheng, and did not say a word, Tiansheng was delighted, and since then often secretly, but did not know.
Later, Born to be thick with Zhang Yang, three times in front of Zhang Yang said Qiaoer beautiful, how to get a law, sleep all night, then die willingly.
Zhang Yang smiled and thought for a while, “It’s not difficult, nowadays, Fangqing often goes out to rest, and doesn’t even come home. Just wait for him to go out, you pretend to be Fangqing, go into the inner room to sleep. When Erniang asked you how you got in, you just said you were talking to me and there was no doubt about it.”
Born with great joy.
The next day, after waiting for Fang Qing to go out, Tiansheng entered the study.
Zhang Yang said, “Let’s go in before it’s too late. If the lights are out, you must blow them out before you go to bed.”
Tiansheng said, “If Qiaoniang recognizes her and calls her up, what will happen?”
Zhang Yang laughed: “is also a not that slippery things, you go in for a while, how he as you are a dragon born, is to do out, but is a friend’s concubine, there is no big deal. Just feel free to go in.”
Tiansheng followed Zhang Yang’s words and was bold until he was inside.
When he saw the lamplight in front of the Buddha, he followed the path and entered quietly.
To the inner room when the lights are not yet extinguished, busy closed the door to blow out undressing, Qiao Er said: “Tonight congratulations, why sprinkle the beloved one, down to the room to sleep?”
Born let out a fake laugh, and as soon as he wrapped his arms around Jia, he went in for a kiss.
Qiao Er beer to hold the tip of the tongue roll stirring, born to touch and pinch its double breasts, open chest and pants, will be a pair of wonderful coitus, the two babies cloud and rain up.
But see: deep pumping and shallow send, light call low voice, say not exhaustive ten thousand kinds of intimacy, depicting a period of love.
Write a child, stretching and shrinking, true love through, gently.
A willow waist swinging about, a simple digging flush.
One water can’t flow, and one fire is hard to stop.
Only such a scene on earth can be painted with the brush of an immortal.
The two men finished up and fell asleep with their arms wrapped around each other.
Until the rooster crows, re-attend the appointment of Wushan, in a moment of dawn, Born to get dressed and go out, will be Zhang Yang, all said that their affairs, and even went home.
Zhang Yang thought to himself, “These two women, both misidentified their husbands, is to do out, but exchange marriage, just hide him two then.”
That Fangqing but also afraid of Tiansheng, thieves head dog brain back; this Tiansheng and afraid of bumping into Fangqing, cover up hide, the two should be the edge of the law, and no longer do out, and these two women, some do not know.
Not expected after two months, only because Zhu Zigui finished the play at home, invited friends and relatives, Yu Xiang also came to eat wine.
On the play, will finish half of the book, when Yuxiang to Qiaoniang upstairs to urinate.
Fang Qing had no desire to go upstairs and walked to the bed, just as Yu Xiang had not yet tied her pants.
Fang Qing went forward to hold Yuxiang, but Yuxiang refused to do so.
Fang Qing laughed and said, “After two months of good health, she refused to get up this morning.”
Yuxiang said: “still don’t talk nonsense, I raised your shame, don’t call up, put me down properly.”
Fang Qing thought: “Let him go down and ask him again slowly.”
Letting him get dressed, Yu Xiang flew as if running downstairs.
After a few days, the family is busy, Born thinking of Qiao Er, Fang Qing thinking of Yuxiang, the end of the inevitable is to spread the clues.
When Fang Qing saw Yuxiang sleeping on the bed, he even took off his clothes and went to bed with the intention of fucking Yuxiang.
When she was in full swing, Fangqing called out, “Is it good?”
Yu Xiang said: “Good!”
Fang Qing said: “This is so intimate tonight, why did you refuse to die upstairs in my house before?”
Yuxiang heart ate a shock: “This matter does not reveal some, why husband know? She also said that there is my house upstairs, could it be Zhu Fangqing?”
The light had not yet gone out, took a closer look, and said in shock: “You are so bold, if you meet my good man, how to get along!”
Fang Qing said: “You are still in the dream. Also because your husband wants to seduce Zhang Yang, I from the month before that day, so so, until now, only I do not mention, so you do not suspect.”
Yuxiang laughed: “Such a strange thing, so and you pull a straight.”
Fang Qing said, “Why?”
Yuxiang laughed and said: “Your order is also poorly recognized honorary brother, but also by the good people impersonate the name of the rest.”
When Fang Qing heard this, she said angrily, “There is such a strange thing! I’ll never give up.”
Yuxiang laughed and said, “That doesn’t make sense. I have slept with you for two months. Your wife and does my husband can not sleep. This is your unkindness, not his unrighteousness, or who did this first?”
Fang Qing silent. She said, “How is my wife with him?”
Yuxiang laughed and said: “At this time, Born in your home, hate you miles, this is a natural justice, a report to you a report, but also gas very much. Next time you are willing to change, the two trade a few times, such as refused, each guarded the place, even rested.”
Instead, Fangqing laughed and said, “Don’t let him get away with it.”
He said, and then he got it up again.
This YuXiang at first, only said to dry her husband, do not care on, and then this know FangQing raping their own body, naturally issued a section of charming light.
Fangqing loved her very much and said, “Yuniang, I am very much in love with you, so if we switch, can we make it work?”
Yuxiang said: “deserved to die, had to do this ugly thing in secret, heard of people, not ashamed to die. You are a man, a man, the people scolded the turtle forget eight, to see how you do people! I think your second mother still do not know is born, you return home tomorrow night, with the second mother to explain, to see how his heart.”
At the end of the words, the sky is bright, dressed to go. After all, to the study, see Zhang Yang, then bull talking about the previous events.
Zhang Yang dressed up and laughed: “This is the same as the novel of inverted marriage, you don’t lust for someone’s wife, people don’t lust for your wife, your sister-in-law doesn’t know about this. If you do know, you will mess up, and if outsiders know, it will not be good. If you know, it will be bad if outsiders know about it. You can only hide the scandal, and that’s what makes you a superior person. If you spread the word, the word of mouth of the people on the road outside is like a tablet, one spreads to two, two spreads to three, and the word spreads immediately. That sell new text can not wait to have this new thing, published the book. Once the workshop is sold, the whole world will know about it. At that time will be 10,000 silver to buy his silence is also difficult. It is better to be quiet and tolerant.”
Fang Qing said: “I think about it, it’s you who made this happen.”
Zhang Yang said, “It’s none of my business. You think Yuniang is beautiful and do what you want, what’s it got to do with me?”
Fang Qing speechless, into the inner room to go, see Qiao Er, Qiao Er said: “good combing and washing, just loose head distribution.”
Fangqing tugged at Qiao’er and said in a low voice: “I’ll excuse myself last night, don’t blame me.”
Qiao’er laughed: “In that case, it was a dog that slept in the bed last night!”
Fang Qing said: “I will talk to you at night.”
Qiao Er full of belly suspicion up, want to ask again, see Fang Qing and walked out, secretly a thousand thoughts, feel the situation, think last night people to be lighter than her husband’s body, could it be stolen?”
The consultation and sighing until the evening.
Fang Qing and Zhang Yang ate dinner, even to the room, and Qiao Er slept, Qiao Er busy asking about the reasons for the morning.
Fang Qing will steal the jade incense cause, from the beginning to say. Qiao Er sighed: “People must insult themselves, and then people insulted. It was you who did not start it. Now we must not make the same mistake again.”
Fang Qing said: “that Yuxiang is a prostitute origin, very good hooker, last night to say the reason, know that I am, and sent out a lot of compassion, a moment hard to give up, must sleep with him again, only to stop.”
Qiao’er laughed: “In that case, if the dragon is born to come, I will not be able to change my face.”
Fang Qing said, “Let’s see the next chapter.”
The two couples have some things to do, the true image of the dissection and then get dry up, but there is a lot of fun.
The next day, coincidentally, Long Tiansheng to relatives to pay birthday, Fangqing know, actually to the back garden, opened the back door, to the Yu Xiang room.
Yuxiang saw it and was taken aback, busy walking to the back inside the cold room and stopping in her tracks.
Fangqing followed him to his room, and Yuxiang said: “This matter can only be done in secret, how can I walk over here in broad daylight? If others see me, I can still hide it by shouting. Do not do this in the future.”
Fang Qing laughed and said: “only because of the love of the Secretary, a moment to see the natural born out of the idea, hope that you complain about my crime.”
Fangqing took a close look at Yuxiang, and she was very much in love with him, hugging and begging for joy.
Yuxiang was hard to push, so he clouded up on the chair.
The first time I saw him, I was so happy to see him. Marilyn was a very good actress, and she was a very good actress, and she was a very good actress.
Fang Qing is happy to Mai Mai into the front, touching the breasts and inserting holes, you welcome me to get together, the two are more and more love.
Until the matter was finished, Yu Xiang wanted to go out to clean her hands, looked back and said: “You and sit down, I went out and came back to speak with you.”
Even to the room in the clean hands, and the women are playing in the hall, the Xuan door closed, and to the room, laughing: “I last night to your situation, said with the natural, and he had no choice but to say: ‘This is the angel of its nature. Only to ask just, but it is difficult to give up Qiao Er, such as what can be done.’ I made fun of him and said: ‘How about two changes?’ He said: ‘But I can’t make it. Even though you have read a lot of people, he is a small wife, the two under some asshole. I think he is willing to do so, how can I make it difficult, why don’t we make it clear with Zhang Xiaojun, and ask him to help out in the middle, and set up a banquet for the family wine, so that we can all have no inhibitions?'”
Fangqing laughed and said: “It’s always the acacia flower that cleanses the hands, so I don’t come for nothing. According to you so say it.”
Fang Qing and Yu Xiang to the garden corner door, Fang Qing pushed the door, the door locked tight. Busy that is two times, Qiao Er opened the door, see his two will laugh and said: “you two are good tight, Ming Gongqi come and go.”
Yu Xiang blushed.
Qiao’er busily said: “Everyone is joking, so serious? You and I are just the same, there is nothing to be shy about!”
He took her to his room, and called the maid to make some food, and left Yu Xiang to eat wine.
Fang Qing went to the study and said to Zhang Yang: “Yuxiang said that the original reason is born.”
Zhang Yang said, “Let me play a draw with you.”
The next day, Zhang Yang walked to Tiansheng’s house, is to set up a general, flowery language, said a lot.
Long Tiansheng has agreed, fork and Fangqing said once again, the two under the seat commitment, each side of the silver two taels, made a book of theater, do not invite a foreign guest, set up in the back of the flower hall, make a book of north and south of the two capitals of the strange encounter of the inverted marriage theater, the two under the clear deal since then.
But when the neighbors heard about it, they spread the news and couldn’t stop laughing.
The one who was good at this made a song (Xijiang Yue) and said.
We make friends with brothers of wine and meat, and exchange them for couples of wood and rice. In secret, the world should be rare, and I’m glad to be a starlet whore.
If a child is born, I don’t know who is the father and who is the master. The relationship is not so slight, so why do we have to put on a show?
Hangzhou full of rumors, Zhu Long two families also feel indecent, want to move away, and inconvenient; want to marry a woman, but also difficult to part with. So he flicked the four lines of poetry, back to the Nuoyuan people.
It is hard to be free from this strange fate, and who in the dark knows the tricky schemes.
It’s all because God has paid the flower debt, and there’s nothing high or low to be ashamed of.
Later, when the people saw his four lines, they inscribed another four lines to him.
Zhang Lang’s wife, Li Lang, rode, and Li’s wife rejoined for Zhang Minwei.
I play and laugh when you’re not shy. It’s never been this strange.
The three brothers of the Chu Lung family, and then repeated four sentences, saying.
What harm is there in making friends with businessmen, and what harm is there in laboring to keep you busy with your pen and ink.
My own children and grandchildren are like me, so how can I reply at that time?
Since then, people have been vigorously examining: “Yes, if the children and grandchildren do not strive for success, there are also wives who raise their wives for nothing. It’s not as good as his little mom’s redemption.”
Inside another person said: “small ama changed, also Yuan this matter.” Another person inside said: “This is a common thing in the world, have not heard of the story of the wife for a horse, before the tent to give a concubine.”
Inside there is a Wang Xiao Er, is a single bachelor, rogue villain, one day ate drunk, then said: “This Zhu Long two are shameless turtle, so do such things.”
Zhu Zigui happened to go out, heard him curse poison, a slip wind slap. Long Tiansheng heard, also came out to help fight.
A crowd of neighbors are persuaded to rest, the Wang Xiaoyi complained a smooth said: “small age, a should not be so frivolous.”
Wang Xiao Er knew he was not, and jumped into the river to die in the dead of night. No one knew.
After a few days, the corpse floated up and floated on the river.
The fisherman’s father fished ashore, and we all recognized that Wang Xiaoyi had thrown himself into the river and died.
The local governor, see there is a counterpart, refused to buy material Sheng storage.
It so happens that this Qiantang county master to Zhejiang sin to meet the boss, the place will be the matter from beginning to end a vote, the master a sign to get three people together, kneeling on the ground.
The master said, “Why did you two kill Wang Xiaoyi?”
Zhu Zigui said: “Master in the Lord, the first to suffer from the crime of delusion and adultery. Wang Xiaoyi insulted, only a few slaps, know they are unreasonable, threw himself into the river and died. I have nothing to do with it.”
The master said: “If it is the case that I threw myself into the river, I will not let you pay for my life. I’m going to bury the silver.”
Will Zhang Yang, Long Tiansheng, Zhu Yu Gui each blame thirty boards in order to correct the law of adultery, the two women do not know not to sit, exempted from offering to be expelled.
He was immediately sent down to the court.
The trial found that Zhu, Long two offenders in the world double adultery, indulge his wife in adultery and steal the birth of a beast, take the charge of people dare to scold, willing to endure the humiliation of their bodies.
Wang Xiao Er is a drunken murderer and only a ghost of the river.
Zhu Yu Gui did not think there was a law, and added the fist of the wind and flow.
Long Tiansheng a force to help, the same proposed should not be the crime.
Limit Zhang Yang and two families to summarize, can not be police staff of the bias.
The two of them are guilty of the same crime, and the two women will choose another good man and take their own wives, so that they can be exempted from the enamel of the clan branch.
I will not be surprised by my father until I have a son of my own. I am grateful for the 30th anniversary of the birth of a son.
If you do not declare your presence on the stage, you will be severely punished.
That Zhu, Long, Zhang three people, all the way one step, out of the postal pavilion.
When you get to the house, finish what you started.
I had no choice but to break off my love and marry each of the two women to a good man, and each of them married their wives, so that they could be beautifully restored to their former homes.
One moved to the Wu Mountains and the other to the Yue Lands.
Since then, no one has spoken again. That’s what I’m talking about.
It was a fluke of a moment’s ingenuity, and it has been rumored throughout the ages.
General Comments.
Yangzhou Yankee Daughter, Nan Ruan Famous Lady.
Both of them are of national color and heavenly beauty, and the four of them have made their own hearts.
Zhang Yang’s trickery, the tiger leaves the mountain, the two women take advantage of the opportunity to raise fish for water.
Zhu and Long each have the treachery of moving the wind and changing the moon, and the will of heaven is enlisted in the reward of overthrowing the rain and overturning the clouds.
Wang Xiaoyi fabricated (West River Moon), perished in the east flowing water, heavenly justice is not bad at all, the hearts of the people arranged in vain.
Let this be a warning for the future.
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This episode is taken from Joy to the World