The world’s first novel of the first sex “Flesh Pope Troupe” a “Jue after the Zen” (Ming) Mr. love hidden [Li fisherman] with the sixth decorated short talent roaming boast long skills now small things Yi laugh generous
The poem says.
If you are not a competent person in the room, don’t make a worrying baby out of your last skill.
Who can see Pan An’s appearance in the dark, but it is difficult to apply Zi Jian’s talent on the battlefield.
I’ve returned to Chu, and I’m asking why I’ve come to the balcony.
When I was born, I wanted to carry a windfall, but I had to cut my own size.
Sai Kunlun sat down and asked Weiyangsheng, “Has your brother ever had any strange encounters?”
Weiyang was afraid that he was going to unload his burden, and only returned no. He asked: “What elder brother said just now is that family. The interface then asked: “Elder brother just said is that family? Where does he live? How old are they? How do you look?”
Sai Kunlun said: “I am now looking for more than one, a total of three, only allow you to choose one. Don’t be greedy and want them all, you can’t do it.”
Weiyangsheng heart doubts, I heart three, his mouth also said three, could it be a few days ago to see not?
If it is true, as long as we can get one of them, the other two will naturally come, so why do we need his help? He replied, “No shit! Just one is enough, how dare I do that insatiable thing!”
Sai Kunlun said: “This is good. Let me ask you, do you still like fat or thin?”
Weiyangsheng said: “The body of a woman’s body fat has the wonderful advantage of fat, thin has the wonderful advantage of thin. But fat can not win clothes, thin can not show bone. As long as the fat and thin appropriate on the good.”
Sai Kunlun said: “These three are in line with your meaning. Let me ask you again, you still like the flirtatious like honest?”
Weiyangsheng said: “Naturally, it is good to have a good time. Honest women sleep around, some interest is not, not as good as the cleanliness of sleeping alone.”
Sai Kunlun shook his head and said, “In this and other words, all three are not your opponents.”
Weiyangsheng said: “How can I see that woman is honest?”
Sai Kunlun said: “The three women are general family, if the posture, but there are twelve points, just ‘flirt’ two words are not very good at line.”
Weiyangsheng said: “This may not be a problem. A woman’s attitude can be taught. I’m not going to hide it from my elder brother, when my sister-in-law first came here, she was also an honest head, but my younger brother used a few days of work to melt him out, and now she’s even more flirtatious than ever.
As long as those three women are well-presented, just be honest Little Brother has his own way of changing things.”
Sai Kunlun said: “This is also enough. I ask you again, you still see the face to be hand, or are willing to stay months of work, slowly wait for the hand?”
Weiyangsheng said: “I do not hide from the elder brother, I usually want to be very strong, three or five nights to sleep with a different woman to be dreaming.
Now long time away from home, this point of desire heart panic tight. Can not meet the beautiful woman can still barely support, if met, I’m afraid that will not be able to maintain.”
Sai Kunlun said: “This, lost those two, this one alone. Those two are women from rich and noble families, it is difficult to get hold of them for a while. This one is a poor man’s wife, easy to try. I promised you this matter, always in mind, meet a woman must look carefully. That day, occasionally from the street, I saw this woman sitting in the door, outside the door hanging a bamboo curtain. Although I could not understand through the curtain, I only felt that the red light above the face was burning and the white flame was soaring, like a pearl treasure, with a section of light coming out from the inside. Then look at his body attitude, only like a picture of beauty hanging in the sub inside blowing with the wind in general. I went over to the door opposite to stand for a while, only to see a man out of the inside, born coarse and clumsy, ragged clothes, carrying a bundle of silk to the market to sell. I asked him about it, and the neighbors said his name was Quan, and that he was honest, so they called him ‘Quan Laoshi’. That woman was his wife.”
“I was afraid that I could not see carefully through the curtain, and after a few days I passed through the head of the door again. He sat inside again. I had a plan, lifted the sub to break in, only to say that I was looking for his husband to buy silk. He said that the man is not at home, if you want to buy silk home all have, take out to see is. He said that he went back to take the silk out. I saw him ten fingers like lotus root buds, a pair of small feet is not three inches. Although I saw his hands and feet, I couldn’t see the muscles on his body, so I don’t know how black and white it was.”
“I had another idea, and when I saw that he had a bundle of silk on the top of the shelf, I said to him, ‘These are not good. Why don’t you bring the one on the top of the shelf and look at it?’ He agreed, and raised his arm to get it. You know, at this time the hot days, he was wearing a single gauze shirt, the time to raise his hands, the two pairs of big sleeves straight to the shoulders above, not only a pair of arms fully exposed, even the two breasts of the chest is also vaguely exposed some shadow out. It was really white as snow and light as a mirror. This is the first woman I have ever seen in my life.”
“I am sorry for having labored on him for half a day, but I had to buy a bundle of silk out. May I ask, virtuous brother, do you want this woman?”
Weiyangsheng said: “This is actually a complete, what do not want? Only how can this woman meet and hook her hand after meeting?”
Sai Kunlun said: “It is not difficult. I now with you to take some silver to serve, wait for his husband to go out, and still use the previous method to break in to buy silk. If you like it or not, you can decide at first sight. I think he has been helping that stupid husband all day long, some interest is not there. Suddenly, he sees you, won’t he fall in love? You slightly do some seduce his light, if he is not annoyed face to face, I will come back to discuss things for you. I’ll come back and discuss things for you. I’m sure I’ll get him within three days. If you want to be a long term husband and wife, it’s all on me.”
Weiyangsheng said: “If so, I am grateful. Just one thing, you have both the plan of God’s ghosts, and have the flying wall walking magical ability, the world’s affairs must not be difficult to do. Why is this one can do, those two are not talking about? After all, it is the poor man is good to bully, the rich and noble family dare not go to mess with him!”
Sai Kunlun said: “All things under the sun are poor people are good to bully, the rich and noble family is difficult to mess with, only to steal a woman section, but it is the rich and noble family is good to bully, the poor man is difficult to mess with.”
Weiyangsheng said, “Why is this?”
Sai Kunlun said: “The rich and powerful people will have three wives and four concubines, the husband slept with one, there will be several empty rooms. Since ancient times, it has been said that a woman who is well-fed and clothed is bored all day long and thinks only about this matter. That woman is full of food and warm clothes, all day long boredom, only thinking about this thing. To the hopeless season, if a man into the quilt, he is still eager, will not be pushed out? That is, the husband came to see, if you want to catch and send to the officials, but also afraid of the bad honor of the rich, if you want to kill, but also can not let go of such a beautiful woman. Women can not give up, how can there be a reason to kill the adulterer alone? So tolerate, let a way of life let him go. That poor man’s home only a wife, night and day with sleep, not to mention that the woman’s hunger, cold and hard work can not afford to be obscene, there are obscene and men officers, in case of husband bumped into the poor man regardless of decency, not to take hold of the official, or together with the kill. So the poor man is hard to mess with, the rich and noble family is good to bully.”
Weiyangsheng said, “In that case, what you said today is contrary to this argument?”
Sai Kunlun said: “It is not that what I do is the opposite of what I say, it is only because the status of this family and those two families are exactly the opposite. That is why this family is good to try, but those two women are hard to reach.”
Weiyangsheng said: “Now my little brother’s heart has paid attention on this side, just that those two women why not also say a word, and so on my little brother knows the eldest brother’s great intention, for me to take such trouble.”
Sai Kunlun said: “One of the two women is in her twenties, and the other is sixteen or seventeen years old. They are first cousins in their mother’s family and sisters-in-law in their husband’s family. The husband’s family has been an official for generations, and only their husbands are a scholar. The older brother was called ‘Crouching Cloud Sheng’ and had been married to the woman in her twenties for four or five years. The brother is called ‘Yiyunsheng’ and has been married to the woman of sixteen or seventeen for less than three months. Both of them are of the same caliber as the woman I just mentioned. Only the same honest, officer of the season body does not move, mouth is not open, look at his meaning actually like not like to do the light. The woman is not good for sex, the husband does not have three wives and four concubines, sleeping together night after night, it is difficult to calculate. Unless you do everything possible to induce him to lust, and wait for his husband is not there, before you can start. This is not a few months work? It’s not as easy as a woman who sells silk, whose husband is often away from home.”
Weiyangsheng saw him say that those two and the woman and the person who saw a few days ago some similarity, the heart is still not willing to throw away. He also said to him: “Although the elder brother’s idea is not bad, but there are still see the wrong place. You said that the two women honestly do not have a lustful heart, must be his husband’s capital is small, energy short, dry him not happy, so so. If also met little brother, I’m afraid that honest will not be honest up.”
Sai Kunlun said: “I see that the two men’s capital is not small, energy is not short. It’s just that they are a little bit inferior to the very big and long-lasting ones. Let me ask you, how big is your capital? How long is your energy? Also want to see teach a see teach, so that I know the depth of your superior two, so that Fangxin for you to do things.”
Weiyangsheng gladly said: “This is not to worry about the elder brother, my little brother’s capital and energy can be counted. Whatever you a large number of women, we must invite him to eat a drunken full, before the banquet. Never like the sour son of a treat, to the full eat hungry, drunk eat wake up.”
Sai Kunlun said: “This is good. Just a little to say may also be good, virtuous brother always with women officers about how much mention before getting to discharge?”
Weiyangsheng said: “Little brother and women officers do not have any rules, just ask him to eat a countless number on it. There remember the number.”
Sai Kunlun said: “I can’t remember the number, but I can remember the time. How many shifts of weather can we endure?”
The original Wei Yang Sheng’s ability is only half a shift, because to Sai Kunlun to do things for him, I’m afraid to say that less he wants to take advantage of the reason to push the commission, only to add half a shift. He promised: “My little brother’s strength is enough to support a more!”
Sai Kunlun said: “This is the usual energy, not called high strength. If you are a husband and wife, it is good to have this ability. If you want to do things like stealing and robbing, I’m afraid it’s not something you can do with equal strength.”
Weiyangsheng said: “Elder brother do not need to worry too much. The day before yesterday, I bought a wonderful spring formula over there, and now there is no woman to make the hero useless. As long as the good deed is accomplished, I will not be afraid of him for a long time if I use some application skills in the meantime.”
Sai Kunlun said: “Spring can only make him long, not make him big. If the capital is thick, with the spring formula is like a talented scholar, to the exam to eat some ginseng tonic, go to the field house natural spirit doubled, do the text out. The capital of the fine, with the spring formula is like the empty abdomen of the Xiu Cai, to the exam on the ginseng tonic on the catty eat down, go to the field house is also just do not do. I only ask you today how big this thing? How many inches long?”
Weiyangsheng said: “needless to say, but also you are not small is.”
When Sai Kunlun saw that he didn’t say anything, he reached out to tug at his crotch, asking him to take it off and look at it. Weiyangsheng repeatedly avoided, just refused. Sai Kunlun said: “If this is so, inferior brother will never dare to do for you, if strong for you to do, in case you do not look at the woman’s pain and itch, was he shouted up, said you went to rape him how to do? At that time to get something wrong is bad brother delayed you. How to make?”
Weiyang Shengsheng see his excitement, can only accompany a smile and said: “little brother’s capital also see over, just clear day in front of friends to take out, feel not elegant. Since this elder brother is concerned, I have to make a fool of myself!” Unbuckle your pants, take out the penis, put a pair of hands to hold, to Sai Kunlun tiptoe a few, said: “This is my little brother’s micro-book. Elder brother please look.”
Sai Kunlun approached the body to take a closer look, only to see: itself glittering white, head angle bright red. The root side of the fine grass, the skin of the micro silk hidden. Measuring the body, it is not less than two inches, but weighing it, it is three dollars. Thirteen virgins can tolerate, twenty-seven child molesters favorite. The body is as firm as iron when it comes to work, almost the same as that of a great number of people. After the completion of the body curved like a bow, quite similar to the thick shrimp.
Sai Kunlun put the penis to see a while, and then no sound. Weiyangsheng only said to see his capital thick, so surprised, said: “This is weak when so, if to revitalize after there is considerable.”
Sai Kunlun said, “This is the case when you are weak, and it is also limited when you are revitalized. Please pack up.” Said not feel big laugh: “Why do not know the weight of the virtuous brother, their own capital is not one-third of other people, but also to steal other people’s wives! At first, I saw you looking for women everywhere, only that there must be a great guy with him, so that people are afraid to see, so do not dare to easily borrow to see. I didn’t realize that it was a meat scratching head, but I could only put it inside my pubic hair to apply itch, and I couldn’t use it in a serious place.”
Weiyangsheng said: “I do not hide from the elder brother said, little brother this lowly set although not very great, there have been people applauded, but also not to so useless.”
Sai Kunlun said: “Some people applaud, must be not broken melon virgins, have not been officers of the child, if you see him naturally want to praise a few words. In addition to these two kinds of people, I’m afraid that with me, refused to flatter the honor.”
Weiyangsheng said: “According to the elder brother, is it possible that the world’s people’s flesh are as big as my little brother’s?”
Sai Kunlun said: “This thing is a common thing of inferior brother, more than a thousand roots. There has never been a second root like the honor of this elegant.”
Weiyangsheng said: “other people’s and do not care, only ask the three women’s husbands, his waist than the small brother’s how?”
Sai Kunlun said: “Than the virtuous brother’s big also big one or two times, long also long one or two times.”
Weiyangsheng laughed and said: “I know that my elder brother’s words are not true. I know that my elder brother’s words are not true, but he is not willing to work for my younger brother, and he is now trying to find out. Let me ask you, those two or you go to steal at night he saw, it is not known. This sell silk woman, according to you but daytime to go once, and have not met his men, how do you know his things than the small grown up one or two times?”
Sai Kunlun said: “Those two were seen, and this one was heard. When I first saw him, I went to ask his neighbor, who told me his name. I also asked him: ‘Such a beautiful woman married to that stupid husband do not know the day-to-day compatible?’ The neighbor said: ‘Although his husband’s appearance is coarse and stupid, but thanks to a pair of competitive capital, so the life is not very noisy.’ I asked again: ‘How big is his capital?’ My neighbor said: ‘I have never measured it for him, but I only saw him take off his clothes in the summer and that thing was swinging around in his pants, just like a mallet, so I know that his capital is competitive.’ That’s why I want to ask you to borrow the watch today. Why else would you borrow someone’s penis for no reason?”
Weiyangsheng heard, only to realize that he is the truth, some boring up. Only to say to him again: “Women and men get along, not only for lust, or pity his talent, or love his appearance. If the talent and appearance is not good, we have to rely on the ability. Little brother, these two are still going to get, or he looked at the talent and appearance points on the forgiveness of my points is not known. Still please elder brother always its thing, not can a short and abandon all the strengths, put for friends of the idea is suspended.”
Sai Kunlun said: “only appearance of the two pieces is to steal the woman’s lead, such as the medicine in the ginger jujube general, but through his odor, the medicine into the internal organs. And after the introduction, all the medicine to cure the disease, that ginger dates are not used. If a man steals a woman without talent, he can’t lead his body to the door. After the entrance, we have to use the real skills. Is not in the quilt face, belly poetry not? If the capital is still small, limited energy, the talent and appearance of the two pieces of the lead in, to the officer of the season one or two times dry do not like, that the beautiful people will be rusty. Do men since they risked their lives to steal a woman, but also to get along with his heart to get along with the life and a half will be good. If you only want to figure out one or two times happy, why bother such efforts?
And do not say that a man steals a woman to try to live a long time, that is, a woman steals a man without her husband’s knowledge, I do not know how much precaution, how much fear, and hope to live a long time. If also some of the use is not, like a female chicken by the male general, the inside has not been informed on the end of the account, not bad his life reputation?”
“Xian brother don’t blame me for saying, all like you such capital, such energy, as long as to keep their wives do not go to the evil way on the hook. No longer can not be delusional, to defile other women. Today, thanks to the inferior brother old enough to tailor the clothes, if you do not care about the length of the hand to do, so that the clothes are like the body, not bad for the material? When the woman complained, I’m afraid that my younger brother would also blame me for being unfaithful in my planning, and intentionally looking for the woman who is wide and inappropriate to be blamed. The poor brother’s words are rude, the virtuous brother do not see the blame.”
Weiyangsheng saw his words were fierce, expected the good thing will not work, no words to answer. Sai Kunlun comforted a few more words, then got up and left. Weiyangsheng is not interested, also sent him to go.
He didn’t know what to do after the spoiler until the next time was there to set the stage.
The seventh time, I complained about the generation of Fuyang and cried bitterly, thinking of correction and begging on bended knees.
But said wei yangsheng a happy, was sai kunlun said ice cold, like a dead person in general. Sitting alone in the apartment thought, I grow more than twenty years old, other things to see more, only the penis in fact have not seen more. Ordinary people hide in the clothes inside, naturally can not be seen. Only those young Long Yang, take off his pants to work with me, only to reveal the front half. His age is light like me, things are naturally less like me, all day long see are small like me, so my shape is bigger. Today, he said that the things he saw are not bigger than me, so I am a waste, what is the use of having him? Just one thing, I am at home with my wife officer season, he generally also feel happy.
It is always whoring female customers to steal maids, they generally also wave, generally also lost, if not this thing to make him happy, is he himself will wave, he will not lose? See his words are not true, or the meaning of shirking. Doubt for a while, and phase for a while. Suddenly realized that I know, I know, my wife’s mare is a piece of chaos, from my opening out. How much bigger mine is, how much wider his is; how much longer mine is, how much deeper his is. I am as wide as he is wide, and as long as he is long, and as deep as he is deep. For example, if you take an ear and put a very fine message in a very small ear and turn it, you will feel happy. If it is still a wide ear that encounters a fine message, it is not inevitable. A few days ago, Sai Kunlun said that women have a heart not wave, mouth fake wave method, how do you know that those maids female guests are not because of my money, deliberately flattering me, the heart actually do not want to wave, mouth fake wave to cheat me, also not know. Wave can be fake, there is no throw can not be fake comma? He said that this is not to be believed in full, but also not to be disbelieved. In the future, when you meet a man, you should pay attention to see how his penis is, then you will understand.
From then on, when he met with his friend to write, when his friend urinated, he went with him to urinate; when his friend defecated, he went with him to defecate. He took a look at his friend’s, and then he took a look at his own. Sure enough, there was none that did not resemble him.
Walking on the road, see is the shoulder pit on someone tripping hand, also must be oblique eyes, his penis to see carefully. Sure enough, they are all big and long. Since then, after the test, Weiyangsheng’s desire is gradually lighter, color courage is also gradually small. I thought to myself, “Sai Kunlun’s words are words of medicine and stone, and I can’t not listen to them. He is still a man, I was teased by him the day before yesterday, and still full of shame, in case with the woman officer, to get to the middle of his light a few words, I still pull out of the good, or put it inside and wait for him to vomit out of the good? From now on, to steal women’s things to clean up, honestly do my serious, as long as to get the title to hand, put together some silver to discuss a few virgins as concubines, I naturally flattered by him not to be neglected. Why do you need to accompany the spirit to do the burning of incense and molding Buddha’s business?
Calculated to set, really from this day onwards, leaving aside idle, specializing in lifting. See women to burn incense, not only do not rush to see, on the outside, but also to avoid coming in. As for the neighborhood walking, saw the woman, bowed his head and passed, a hair needless to say.
Quasi quasi stayed up for more than ten days, to half a month later, the heart of the desire is difficult to prohibit, the color of the gall bladder and big. One day, walking through the street, saw a teenage woman put a hand to open the curtain, revealing half of the face, and the woman across the door to talk. Weiyangsheng saw from afar, the footwork to relax, one step hook to do three steps, so slowly listen to his voice, see his face.
Just see the words spit out like xiao sound flute rhyme general, and clear and charming, and light and heavy appropriate. Hiding in front of the door to look at his face attitude, and Sai Kunlun said the same words piece by piece. Also like the pearl baby, also like a picture of beauty in the curtain blowing with the wind. The heart wants to guess, what he said the day before is not this person?
After a while, walked through a few facades, deliberately asked people: “There is a silk seller here, called Quan Laoshi, I do not know where he is?”
The man said, “You’ve gone through. Just now that woman talking inside is his family.”
Weiyangsheng know really is, then turn around to look carefully again, before returning to the apartment. He thought to himself: “At first, Sai Kunlun described his beauty in front of me, but I didn’t believe him and thought that he might not be able to recognize it. I didn’t realize that he had a pair of eyes. This one is not bad, that family of two natural needless to say. There is such a good person, and there is such a chivalrous man is willing to help me out, just because this thing does not fight for me, the three good opportunities are missed, how to teach people hate.”
Chagrin some of the room door closed, unzipped pants, take out the penis to the left a moment, right a moment, do not feel angry, hate to take a quick knife, cut off, save the name is not real on the side. And complained: “This is not the God of heaven, you want to indulge me, should indulge in the end, why must leave some defects? This talent and appearance of the two is not useful in the things that you favor to give complete, only this important thing can not give up to do love. Do you want him to grow a few inches and a few points to cost you a lot of money? Why don’t you make up for my shortcomings by losing some of what others have? Let’s just say that each person’s shape is set and cannot be changed. Why don’t you put some of the flesh of my legs and the strength of my body on it, and it will be enough? Why do you put the material of the upper part of the body elsewhere? I don’t have to use what I want to use, but what I don’t want to use is left over there, isn’t that the fault of God? Now look at such a beautiful woman do not dare to do, like a hungry man saw the delicious, mouth and boils, can not eat the general. Teach people bitter or not?” Thinking about this, do not feel painful to cry.
Weeping for a while, the penis cleaned up, degree to the temple door to go walking to dispel boredom. I saw a new newspaper post on the wall, we Yangsheng forward to see, only to see written on it: “the sky real people come to receive room technology, can make the micro-yang into a huge thing”.
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These four sentences are the big words in front, there is a line of fine print behind. It is “Occasionally through this place, temporarily living in a certain temple a room, recipient quickly come to give attention, late is not as good as see.”
Weiyangsheng saw not feel great joy, said: “there is such a strange thing, my penis is small, is not arranged, how there is such a foreigner to this side to sell the art, is not the will of God?” So as to fly into the temple to go, sealed a ZhiXie gift, put in the worship box, teach the children to hold, they seek to the apartment to go.
I saw that the magician had a strange appearance, and was an old man with a child’s face and crane hair. When he saw him arrive, he arched his hand and asked, “Does your brother want to pass on the art of housing?”
Weiyangsheng said, “Yes.”
The Warlock said, “Is what your brother is asking about the study of man or the study of self?”
Weiyangsheng said: “May I ask the old gentleman, how is he for man, how is he for himself?”
The magician said: “If you only want to flatter a woman and make her happy, but you don’t want to be happy yourself, this is the easiest way to pass on the art of rooming. But take some medicine to stop the semen, so that the kidney water comes slowly; and then use the spring formula to apply on it, so that the penis will be numb, just like stubborn iron, not knowing the slightest pain or itch. This is the science of being a man. If you also want your own body and the woman with the pleasure, Yin and Yang both know the pain and itch: pump a little, both sides to live; against a little, both sides to die. This is called intercourse for pleasure, but the extreme pleasure: the woman is afraid to lose it late; the man is afraid to lose it early. To make the man more fun and more not lose; the woman more lose and more fun, this kind of room art is the most difficult, must have to cultivate the work to, and then with the help of medicinal power, to have this kind of fun. Your brother wants to pass, with the following cloud travel a few years, slowly enlightenment out, only with the actual. Not overnight can get to go.”
Weiyangsheng said: “This, students can not stay, or for the learning of people just. Just now, I saw that on your report, there are eight words ‘can make the slightest sun, into a huge thing’, so I came here to ask for advice. I do not know how to change the method?”
The magician said: “The practice is different, generally according to the talent. First, to see his original size, how born; Second, to the original size to expand how much; Third, we must ask him to boil can not boil, spelling can not be spelled. After the rules are set, then we can start.”
Weiyangsheng said: “How are these three things, are begging the old man to understand the instructions, so that students can choose things to do.”
Warlock said: “If the original size is not short, and in addition to the original size of the expansion is not much, these practices are very easy. Even that spelling can not be spelled, boil boil words do not have to ask, just use some medicine on it, so that he does not recognize the cold and heat do not know the numbness, and then the medicine for him to fumigate and wash, every fumigation of a wash, to be rubbed once pull a time. Lavender wants it long, wash it wants it big; rub it to make it big, pull it to make it long. After three days and three nights of this, he could grow one-third larger than his original size. This is a practice that people are happy to follow. If the original size is short, and if it is to be enlarged much beyond its original size, this practice will hurt the bones. Therefore, we must ask him whether he is able to endure or not, and whether he is able to fight or not. If he is a timid man, and refuses to do what is good for him, then it is only a matter of time; if he is still a lover of flirtation and does not care about his life, then let him have the courage to be remodeled for him.”
“The method of transformation is to put a male dog and a female dog in an empty room, and he will naturally coitus. When his coitus was not finished, the two dogs were separated. The dog kidney is extremely hot things, a into the yin in the growth of several times, that is, after the sperm leakage and half a day to pull out, not to mention never finished? And this season first cut with a fast knife, and then cut open the female dog’s yin, take the female dog’s kidney, cut into four. Hurriedly put my penis with anesthetic numb, so that he did not know the pain, and then cut the upper and lower sides of four deep slits, each slit stuffed with a hot dog kidney, outside the closing elixir instant dressing. I’m afraid that not good use of the knife, cut the kidney tube, the future will have the disease of not lifting, if the kidney tube is not injured, and then may not matter, after raising to January, inside, like water and milk, no longer have a difference between human yang dog kidneys. Raise a few more hours, and women officers that kind of hot sex, and dog kidneys in general. On the outside, it seems to have grown a few times more than when it was not done; income in the nether regions, but also a few times more than when it was outside. Just as a penis into dozens of roots, you say that the Yin inside the pleasure is not pleasure?”
Weiyangsheng heard here, actually like a dead person to turn to live again in general, do not feel kneeling down and said: “If so, the grace is the same again.”
The magician hastened to help him up and said: “Your honorary brother wants to imitate the student’s service, why do you perform such a big salute?”
Weiyangsheng said: “Students are endowed with good sex, to female sex for life. I can’t help it if the limitations of my innate nature make it impossible for me to fulfill my ambition again. Now I have to see the foreigner, how dare not the North face of the gift, so good times to ask.”
After saying that, he called the family boy to fetch the gift over, and handed it to him with his own hands, saying: “Some of them are not shy, but they are the ceremonies of worship for the time being. After correcting them, I will offer them again.”
The magician said: “This matter is said to be so said, nine out of ten still can not be done. I don’t dare to take this ceremony lightly.”
Weiyangsheng said: “There is nothing that can’t be done. The student’s lowly nature is extremely flirtatious, not caring about his life. If I can make a good transformation, I will be able to turn a small sun into a huge thing, and I will be very grateful in the future. Even if I make a mistake with the knife and hurt my life, it’s only natural and I don’t dare to complain. The old gentleman need not be suspicious.”
Warlock said: “This law in the following do used to hold steady, with the knife since no error. Just after remodeling there are three inconvenient places, so do not dare to take the job easily. Must be said piece by piece, if still love so, only dare to take orders. If one of the three pieces is not happy, I do not dare to force.”
Weiyangsheng said, “What are the three inconveniences?”
Warlock said: “The first inconvenience, after having done three months can not have sex. A line of the room, the inside will be damaged, so that people Yang, dog kidney two separate, not only false birth is not firm, even their own really want to rot. That’s why I said I couldn’t stay alive.”
“The second inconvenience, after having done, unless the woman of twenty or thirty years of age can withstand, those who have not reached twenty is already broken, big and childbearing, the first time to dry also have to suffer a lot of tribulations. If the unmarried virgins dry a dead one, never fortunate to be full of reason. To do this, unless you quit not to marry the first marriage, not to defend the young woman, and only then make it. Otherwise, not only is it difficult to fulfill one’s virtue, but even the sin of the person who does it is not small.”
“The third inconvenience, after having done it, although the acquired manpower has surplus, that the innate energy cuts the time of the season is not inevitably leaked some, certainly not enough to give birth to a man and a woman. Even if a boy or a girl is born, the births are more premature deaths and fewer long lives. That’s why I said at first that I could or could not fight. I see that your brother is a young and ambitious person, but firstly, his desire is too dry, so he can’t survive three months without having a room; secondly, his desire for sex is too greedy, so he can’t guarantee that he will be unfortunate enough to be a virgin in the future; and thirdly, he is very young, so I’m afraid that you haven’t had a groom yet, and even if you have, there aren’t many of them. I think that these three things are in the way of your brother, I expect that your brother may not be every piece of love and dare to try lightly also.”
Weiyangsheng said: “These three things are not in the way of students. Old Mr. don’t worry, just for me to transform is.”
The warlock said, “How can I see that I can’t get in the way?”
Weiyangsheng said: “I am now in the guest side than in the home is different, that is, do not do this thing and still sleep alone all night, is not to do this thing against what not to move? The first thing is not in my way. What can’t I do?”
“As for the married wife may not marry the first marriage, and the rest of the maidservants and concubines may be disregarded. The student’s Jing wife has been married, can not worry about it. Moreover, the female sex in the very unused is a virgin, a bit of personnel do not know, some of the style is not familiar with, what is the fun? If you want to do real work, you must wait for a woman outside of twenty or within thirty to know some of the ups and downs. With the text of the general, a paragraph has a paragraph of practice, the general has a general right, is not the opening of the pen of a child to do? The second thing is not only in my favor, but also compatible with me. What can’t I do?”
“If the matter of sonship is regarded with great importance by others, it is regarded with great indifference by students. The heirs of the world are fewer in number and more in number; the filial ones are fewer in number and the disobedient ones are more in number. If you are lucky to have a good out of this does not need to discuss, if you have an ungrateful and unfilial out of the abolition of the family business, but also the father angry dead, to this son what use? Moreover, among ten people in the world, there must be one or two childless, which is his destiny to be heirless, is it also because of the transformation of the penis, so the heirlessness is not because of the leakage of vital energy? I started this idea today, is a childless sign, and his own love childless, must be cut. In case there is a son, to that near the cut of the time of the yuan gas is not very leakage, will still give birth to men and women, born out of men and women or less than the premature death is not known. This is always an accident, I do not want him, only to do a childless person is. What Mr. Lao said, students can survive and fight, what is the inconvenience? Now do not need to doubt me, way for students to transform is.”
The magician said: “Since you are very firm, must be done, I can not make things difficult. Must choose a day, or about in your hall, or to a small apartment, must be done quietly, do not make a person know. If someone knows to come and peep, it will be inconvenient to act.”
Weiyangsheng said, “My apartment is crowded with people, so it is difficult to do this. Why don’t you come back to your apartment?”
The two phases agreed, the warlock only Zhi Yi received, took out a book of passages, chose the day, it is a fire day, the yang belongs to the fire, to take the meaning of the fire is prosperous.
The day of remodeling is set, not Yangsheng thousands of joy, separate and go. The root of his life sins all began here, see the world to learn the art of learning the room is not to learn, learn the art of learning the room will be bad art of the heart, never learn the art of learning the room only for the flattery of the wife, but not obscene people’s wives also.
The eighth time in March, hard to hide and repair good friends scrape the eyes of some Joe to show off the beauty of the woman’s heart.
Weiyangsheng said goodbye to the magician, back to the apartment, alone a sleep. After the transformation of the penis and the woman after the light of the officer in advance to speculate up, do not feel the lustful excitement, a moment hard to stop. Can only call with a boy to go to bed to sleep, the right to take him as a woman, wantonly its lustful pleasure.
He had two boys, one called Shuzu and the other called Jianshi. He was sixteen years old, and because he knew a few words, Weiyangsheng gave him charge of a room full of books, like a portfolio of books, so he named him Shuju.
Scabbard year eighteen years old, Weiyangsheng has a mouthful of ancient swords delivered to his collection, like a sword protection sleeve general, so the name is called scabbard.
The two characters are equally beautiful, and the posture is the same as that of a beautiful woman. The scabbard was not proud of itself, and Weiyangsheng did not feel very pleased with him even though he made fun of it from time to time. The scholar was very cunning, and when he was having fun with Weiyangsheng, he was as eager as a woman, and he would make some noises in his mouth, and Weiyangsheng loved him the most. That is why he did not use the scabbard this night, but asked him to go to bed with him, so that he could vent his passion.
After he was finished, Shuzu asked: “Mr. Xiang has always loved women alone and disliked men, leaving us behind for a long time. Why are you so happy tonight that you are reminiscing about the past?”
Weiyangsheng said: “I’m not working with you tonight, I’m saying goodbye to you.”
Shuju said, “So, do you want to sell me?”
Weiyangsheng said: “How can I sell you, this ‘make goodbye’ word is not I make goodbye with you, is my penis and your backyard make goodbye.” The reason for the remodeling of the penis was explained in detail.
The book of books said: “This and so on, after you transformed a penis has dozens of big, good to go to steal women, the amount of my posterior thought can not withstand it.”
Weiyangsheng said, “Yes.”
The bookshelf said: “If you go to steal a woman, it is necessary to have a call with the escort. Take me with you, if there are more women you can’t sleep with, reward me with one, so that I can taste the taste of women’s color, and it’s not in vain to follow a master of the wind and moon for a while.”
Weiyangsheng said: “This is easy. ‘No hungry soldiers under a full general’, serious with me to sleep, that under the maid let you sleep. Not to mention one, but dozens of them.”
The bookshelf rejoiced and said, “Since your penis has parted with my harem, I will now also part with you.”
Then he climbed up backwards and poured a candle of his own color before coming down.
Weiyangsheng slept until the second day, then bought a very strong male dog, and a female to match, divided into two places to keep in the apartment. When the date was agreed upon, he told the bookshelf to take the dog, and he went there together, and he asked the scabbard to prepare a banquet, and then he sent it to him.
The magician’s apartment is a very secret place, there are no people to come and go, it is very good to do things. When he saw Wei Yang Sheng arrive, he told him to take out his penis and put anesthetic on it beforehand, so that he could use the knife at the right time. When the anesthetic was first applied, it was just like cold water, and after it was applied, it was as if it was gone. He didn’t know the pain of pinching and didn’t feel the itch of scratching. Weiyangsheng let go of his heart, knowing that there would be no pain at the time of cutting.
Not long ago, the wine has been delivered, and the warlock while eating wine, while waiting for the male dog and female dog officer. The two animals to a secluded place, placed in a place, he only thought it was the master’s generous, willing to facilitate, contact. He did not know that the owner wanted to lend him the money! When the two dogs were brought here, they each had a rope tied around their necks and were not willing to untie them.
When the magician saw that he had reached a high point, he made the two houseboys pull the two ropes apart with all their might. The male dog can not open sex, mouth barking, two hind legs tightly clamped Yin, lest he open to go; female dog also can not open sex, mouth barking, two hind legs tightly clamped Yang, lest he go out.
The warlock holds a quick knife and cuts off the dog’s kidneys. Then he cut open the female dog’s yin, took out the male dog’s kidney, and cut it into four strips. Hurriedly cut open four slits in the penis, each slit within the support of a dog kidney, with heat stuffed in. Four stuffed, outside the dressing on the elixir, with a sweatshirt bandaged, two still drinking.
Weiyangsheng stayed in the warlock’s apartment that night, and when he arrived at night, he was taught many battle techniques. To the second day before going back to recuperate. In these three months also thanks to his hold, not only do not want to want things, even the newly changed penis eyes also do not go to see. Waiting for three months before untying the sweat scarf, to scrape him out of the wash. Take a closer look, do not feel happy: “Kui Wu Qiwei, really change, with this foreign body, can be horizontal world carry on.”
And after a few days, suddenly saw Sai Kunlun came to ask: “Xian brother has not gone out, in the apartment meditation, want to lift the industry’s kung fu is bound to grow.”
Weiyangsheng said, “The kung fu of lifting is nothing more than that, but it is the kung fu of room arts that has grown.”
Sai Kunlun laughed: “The qualifications are not high and the growth is limited.”
Weiyangsheng said: “Elder brother is not good enough, if you don’t see a scholar for three days, you should look at him, not to mention that I have been away for three months. I’ve been away for three months, haven’t I made any progress? Why don’t you think of the three-foot boy who later became a man, and the rabbit’s teacher who started out as a virgin? Only the dead man’s penis will only disappear and will not grow, that there is a living man’s things are people can predict?”
Sai Kunlun said: “this I do not believe, thirteen or fourteen year old child that cock has not been out of juice will be one day as big as a day, there are not twenty people outside the manhood will still be onset of it? On the hair also hair is not much, but on the silk on the millimeter, never regardless of the reasoning of the minute on the inch.”
Weiyangsheng said: “Do not talk about the silk and millimeter, and the minutes and inches are not enough to shape the growth of its hair.”
Sai Kunlun said: “Outrageous. In the world, there are only rich people who have become rich, but there is no such thing as a rich man’s penis. In that case, please take it out and have a look with my brother.”
Weiyangsheng said: “The previous time I took it out, I was treated with a lot of neglect by my brother, so how can I dare to offer it again now?”
Sai Kunlun said: “Yin brother don’t make fun of, cache out. If it really grows, wait for me to flatter a few words to offend him is.”
Weiyangsheng said: “mouth flattery is not dry, unless to find a real thing to do with him, one to test him, two to inspire him, only to see the eldest brother for the raising of human resources of the intention.”
Sai Kunlun said: “If it really grows up I’ll do what I said the day before to raise him.”
Weiyangsheng said: “In that case, I still have to make a fool of myself.” Then he took up his clothes and tied them between his belt, and then took off his pants. Then put both hands holding the penis, like “Persia offer treasure” in general, to the Sai Kunlun said: “growth or not, see will know.”
Sai Kunlun saw from afar, suspected that a donkey kidney hanging in the waist to deceive me. And close to take a closer look, only to know is the real thing, do not feel spit tongue amazed, asked: “What method of the younger brother with a very fatigue short things to get very strong up?”
Weiyangsheng said: “I don’t know why after being stimulated by his elder brother, he was revitalized in the air, and even seemed to want to fight fiercely in general. Even I can’t stop myself.”
Sai Kunlun said: “You do not lie to me. I look at the existing knife marks on the skin, the four sides of the four stripes and a color, after all, what is the use of skillful techniques to create out. Tell me straight.”
Weiyangsheng was refuted by him only had to put the transformation of the things said in detail. Sai Kunlun said: “The heart of virtuous brother’s lust is so tough that it really can’t be obstructed. I have to complete this matter, today with you to go to his home to see the opportunity.”
Weiyangsheng was overjoyed. He changed his clothes and went out with Sai Kunlun. We went to a nearby place, Sai Kunlun settled him in a place, and went to find out the news by himself first. Not long afterward, he came back to report: “Congratulations, congratulations, this night can be accomplished.”
Weiyangsheng said: “I have not even met him, how can I guarantee that I will accomplish something tonight?”
Sai Kunlun said: “I just went to ask the neighbors, the neighbors said his husband to sell silk to the far away, there are more than ten days not to come back. You now with me into the heart to hook him, as long as some of the love, I have ways to send you in the evening, I guarantee a dozen nights with him to have a good time that is.”
Weiyangsheng was delighted, and the two of them hurriedly went. To the door, Sai Kunlun to advocate up, with Wei Yangsheng together into said: “Master Quan at home?”
The woman said, “Not at home.”
Sai Kunlun said: “I want to buy a few pounds of silk, now not at home how to place?”
The woman said, “Go buy it somewhere else.”
Weiyangsheng then said: “I am afraid that there is no place to buy silk. Just because it has always been the patron of the house, it is not good to go to the total commitment of others.”
The woman said, “If you are my patron, why don’t I recognize you?”
Sai Kunlun and interface said: “Auntie, I came to buy silk in the summer, also met the master is not in, is Auntie personally trading, from the shelf within the take down with me to go. Have you forgotten?”
The woman said, “Yes, I remember this one time.”
Weiyangsheng said: “Since Auntie remembered, visible is not empty talk to price, now to have silk, take out to trade is. Why do you push your own business to others?”
The woman said, “There are a few pounds of silk, I don’t know if you like it.”
Weiyangsheng said: “The silk of the house is not not favorite, or too good a bit, afraid that I can not afford this acid son?”
The woman said: “Good to say, this wait for the gentleman please sit down, wait for me to take out.”
Sai Kunlun then told Weiyangsheng to sit on the top, and he himself sat on the bottom. Above near the woman, treating him to a good flirtation meaning.
The woman took out a bundle of silk and handed it to Weiyangsheng. Weiyangsheng had not yet received the silk into his hand, he replied: “The color of this silk is too yellow, I’m afraid I can not use it.” And then received the hand to take a closer look, and said: “Good strange, just now the mother in the hand, think it is burnt yellow, now received my hand and will be white, what is the reason for this?” Deliberately thought for a while and said: “This is the mother’s hand is too white some, so reflect the silk yellow; now my hand black, so the yellow silk are reflected white.”
Hearing this, the woman put a pair of eyes together with the hand of Weiyangsheng, phase for a while, then said: “The honorable hand of the gentleman is not called the black hand.” She said this sentence, but she was still speaking sternly, without the slightest hint of a smile.
Sai Kunlun said: “His hand than ours is not called black, if compared to the damsel’s is not called white.”
The woman said, “If the silk is white, why don’t you buy it?”
Weiyangsheng said: “This is a cheap hand reflecting white, visible is not really white. After all, to be the same color as the honored hands of the great lady is a good silk. Please take it out and take a look.”
Sai Kunlun said: “the world that there is such a white silk, as long as the color of your face, he used.”
When the woman heard this, she put another pair of eyes to Weiyangsheng’s face, and phased it for a while, before she had a look of joy.
Laughing at him, he said, “I’m afraid there is no such white silk in the world.”
Sir, do you think he did not smile before, but smiled only now? Why did he not look forward before, but suddenly looked forward now? It turned out that the woman was nearsighted and could not see beyond a two-foot distance. At first, Weiyangsheng went in, only to say that it is an ordinary trading people, and then heard the word “acid”, only to realize that it is a showman. He also said that he was an ordinary person and did not look at him. Because it is difficult to open your eyes to see people, you will not look forward to meeting a man.
But all women, a little cloud and rain heart, but with men are the same to do serious work, refused to relax over. If the woman is too heavy heart, eyes and can see far, see the beautiful man, can not keep immovable personal feelings? The integrity of life can not be completed. Therefore, there is a wonderful thing about the creation of the form, the myopic eyes to give him, so that he, in addition to her husband, with your Pan An, Song Yu can not see clearly, it saves a lot of barriers. Therefore, the myopic woman is more complete, less bad, always the eyes will not cause trouble.
If this woman is not a few clever words to attract his eyes on the body, with you standing in front of the molestation to the evening, he only thought in the clouds. There is no way to know just because the hands of a look, a look at the face, look at the heart of the flower, there are some can not be open. He said to Weiyangsheng: “Do you really want to buy it? If you really want to buy, I have a good one in my room, take it out and look at it.”
Weiyangsheng said: “I’ve come here specifically to look for it, so there’s no reason not to buy it. Cache to see.”
The woman went in for a while, really took out a bundle of silk to, and asked a maid to hold two bells of tea, handed with Sai Kunlun, Weiyangsheng eat. Weiyangsheng did not dare to eat all, stayed half a bell to do a turn to the master’s intention. The woman saw, and smiled at Weiyangsheng, before handing out silk.
Weiyangsheng received silk, then took advantage of the hand to pinch the woman. The woman only pretends not to know, but also put her nails in Weiyangsheng’s hand a little bit. Sekunlun said: “This bundle is really good, buy it.” He handed the silver bag to Weiyangsheng.
Weiyangsheng weighed the silver according to his price and handed it to the woman. The woman said, “I’m afraid that this silver ingot is too good to be true.”
Weiyangsheng said: “If you don’t trust me, I’ll put the silk and silver over here, and I’ll open an ingot tonight to try him out. I’m not exaggerating, but our silver is the same inside and out.”
The woman said: “There is no need to do so, if it is not bad, the next time you can still trade. Otherwise, I can only be a patron for a time.”
Sai Kunlun took the silk and urged Weiyangsheng to go back. Weiyangsheng on the way out, and then the woman a few eyes, although the woman did not see, but also understand the general idea, and even closed his eyes as a thin slit, like a smile, not a smile look to send him.
Weiyangsheng went to the apartment and asked Sei Kunlun: “This thing has eight or nine points into, just how to go in tonight?”
Sai Kunlun said: “I have inquired carefully, there is no second person in his house, only the maid, only eleven or twelve years old, fell asleep at night on the head. His house is visible, and not a building, and not earth cave, only if I back you climbed to his house, lifted a few pieces of tile, set off a rafter, do an escape from Mang down just.”
Weiyangsheng said: “If he is still heard by his neighbors, how can we catch a thief?”
Sai Kunlun said: “There is no need to worry about it with me by my side. Just one thing, that woman just said that I am afraid that you are not useful, if you still do not make him happy, is a patron. The words of bad brother the day before yesterday can now be verified.
Thou shalt struggle thyself, and shalt not be examined by him, and shalt enter into one game only, and shalt not enter into the second or third.”
Weiyangsheng said: “never to this, elder brother rest assured.” The two laughed a game, can not wait for the Golden Crow to go down in the west, the Jade Rabbit rises in the east, so as to do into the field.
But I don’t know how the examiner is going to conduct the test, and I will have to find out when the questions come out.
The ninth time to take advantage of the gift without authorization and to share the afterglow.
But said Quan honest wife, named Yanfang, is a village scholar’s daughter. Since childhood, he also taught him to read and write, sex very smart. Parents because of his outstanding appearance, refused to be easily promised. At the age of sixteen, there is an examination of the head of the student begged for the felling, his father expected him to have some success, so he promised him. Who wanted to do a year of marriage to die of a weak disease, Yanfang keep the anniversary, before remarrying to the right honest.
Although this woman is good for sex, quite aware of the general body, every woman has seen the obscene things, behind the back of the laugh at him. Tried to female companion said: “We do not repair the past life, do a woman, a life not out of the door, but by the line of things to spend a lifetime, is it good to be called a woman do not want to be good at sex? Just a husband and a woman is the generation of heaven and earth, parents with, and he was having fun naturally should be.
If you want to get along with another man, it is a matter of transgressing etiquette and violating the rules, and the husband knows that he has to scold him, and the others know that he has to talk about it. And regardless of scolding or not scolding, talk about not talk about, just this thing is not to do on it, to do to do a like. After all, it is my husband, to do things body two undressing on the bed, head and brain, do not panic, do not panic to do, to do later only some wonderful. That panic in a hurry, just trying to finish things hastily, do not ask in the trick or not in the trick, with the subject not with the subject, some what is interesting. Moreover, if you don’t order when you are hungry, and if you don’t get hungry when you order, just like eating food and drink, you will become sick if you are hungry and not full. That walk the evil way of the son of man, why do not you later look at the eyes of the lover to stay in the first choice of son-in-law. If you want to admire the name, pick an elegant; if you want to figure the appearance, choose a beautiful, if you do not admire the name, do not want to figure the appearance, but only to do the real thing in the room, only to find a spirit of health, strength and courage, nature is not bad. Why do you need to lose your husband to find another?”
Those female companions listened and said, “People who come here naturally speak differently, and every sentence is kind and flavorful.”
How can I see that he is a person who has come over? When he was a daughter of the season, but also admire the fame, but also figure appearance, but also to do real work. Until he married the boy, talent also has a few points, appearance also has a few points, only that is all three kinds of repair, who would like to capital is short but, energy and support can not. Climbed up to the stomach has not been obscene hot, to come down.
Yanfang is a diligent person, where he was willing to allow him to laziness, not less than to make the Xing encouragement, and to shrug him up. This is not good people, can not withstand very exploitative, so not on a year on the death of weakness.
After some setbacks, he knew that “talent and appearance” two words are not useful things, the three can not get both would rather give up the virtual and take the real. So then choose a son-in-law, do not look, choose only the spirit of healthy, courageous to prepare for the actual use. I saw Quan Laoshi, born rough and clumsy, energy like a wolf like a tiger, I know it is a useful material, so I married him without asking the rich and poor. At first, we only take the energy, I do not know how his equipment. I only said that a strong man, not necessarily with a long spear and axe to win, is a short, thin blade can also destroy the battlefield. Where I know it is a spear, so Yanfang was overjoyed, since marrying him, dead heartedly rely on him, do not have the slightest delusion. Because of his business is very small, not much daily income, all day long for his silk, a daily income of one or two money, so the right to honestly be able to spend their days in leisure.
Just because that day when something, lift off the door to speak with the woman, Weiyangsheng passed through the door, he looked at him carefully twice. Because of his myopic eyes, he only saw a silhouette in front of the door over and over, but do not know how the face. Who would have thought that the woman at the other door had seen a likeness. The woman was in her thirties, and her husband was also a silk seller, and Quan Laoshi went to sell with her, though not as a partner. This woman’s face is ugly, but her sex is very lustful. First, because the signboard is not good, no one wants him; Second, because her husband is fierce, slightly wrong, either hit or scold, so also cautious law, do not dare to act recklessly.
On that day, Wei Yangsheng saw clearly, and when he went, he came across the street and said to Yanfang: “Just now, a very beautiful man walked around and looked at you twice. Do you know?”
Yanfang said: “You know my eyes but see people see, I sit here, which day there are not a few men across the sub look at me, they will give him to see just. Know what he does.”
The woman said: “Usually the man, you such a character is not worth to give up with him to see. Just this one, just wait for him to see three days and three nights is also love .”
Yanfang said: “Why do you say so, is there twelve points of talent not?”
The woman said, “Not only twelve points? It seemed to me to be a hundred and twenty. I have been standing in front of the door all day long, and I have seen many people, but I have not seen such a beautiful one. The skin of the face, whatever you have, is not that kind of white. Eyebrows, eyes, nose, ears, which one is not born lovely? The body is so handsome that it looks like a figure made of silk. It is the painting on the painting has this kind of beautiful, also not this kind of floating. I really miss her.”
Yanfang said: “Funny aunt said so alive. I do not believe that there is such a man in the world, there is such a man, he is from his own I self, think of him to do what?”
The woman said: “You do not want him, I see him so do not want you, out of the spirit out of wisdom, as if the soul of the general. To go and can not go, to stand but afraid of others know. I had no choice but to walk over for a while, and then walk around again. When I was leaving, I went to take a look again. Do you think it’s pitiful? You have never seen, naturally do not want him, I see him, on your behalf, suffering from lovesickness.”
Yanfang said: “I’m afraid that his kind of light is not for me, is for you. Your own love is not good to say, have to deliberately put me to be famous.”
The woman said: “I have a good face, he is willing to for me? In fact, it is for Auntie, Auntie do not believe, he will have to come to walk through, I see him from afar, I will tell Auntie. Auntie put her body to stand outside, one to look at him, and wait for him to look at you.”
Yanfang said, “Let’s wait for him to walk through the season and then make sense.”
The woman said a lot of words, before passing. Yanfang to the second or third day, but also pay attention to see, do not want to after many days, and then do not see to come, but also thrown away. Until this day, to buy silk, saw this beautiful face, naturally recalled the previous words. Waiting for him to go, thought to myself, the day before yesterday is not this person? On his appearance, he is really the first man, but I do not know how the internal talent. He just had a coincidental words, said today on the clip open to try him a try, although it is said silver, is double open two intention. In case tonight really come, I still refuse the good, accept the good?
Lifelong reputation, bad or not, is finalized at this moment, and must not be left to its own discretion.
As he was hesitating, he saw the woman at the opposite door come over and say, “Ma’am, do you recognize the person who bought the silk just now?”
Yanfang said, “I don’t recognize it.”
The woman said, “It is what I said the day before yesterday. Do you not realize that there is no other man in the world as beautiful as this?”
Yanfang said: “really beautiful. Just a little too thin, not like a gentleman.”
The woman said, “Auntie has come to study again. There is no decent man in the world who is willing to come to see a woman? We just take the characters, and we don’t want him to weigh them, regardless of whether they are light or not.”
Yanfang said: “Yes is this, but in front of people should also be more stable then good. Just made a lot of molestation, thanks to my master is not at home, if still at home, see how good?”
The woman said, “How to molest you? Tell me.”
Yanfang said: “always not old, say what he does.”
The woman is a very obscene, heard the word “molestation”, I do not know how to embrace him to kiss, pulling him to do things, it does not feel the head wagging, hand in Yanfang body left pinch a hand, right to knock a, to be sure that he said. Yanfang was wrapped up in him, then back to him: “Fang was two people, came in together, is there anything different? Molestation is just talking between the eyes, do something to hook people mean is.”
The woman said, “This and so on, you should also show some goodwill to answer him.”
Yanfang said: “It’s enough that I don’t scold him! What else is there to answer him?”
The woman said: “That’s your weakness. Don’t blame me for saying, if this kind of beautiful woman, he is this kind of beautiful man, really born in a pair, the earth was born in a pair, originally should be matched as husband and wife is. If you can’t be husband and wife, you should still get along and get over it. I think the character of Master Quan is not your opponent, a flower in a pile of cow dung, but also feel pity.
If he is coming, I’ll come over and make a match for you, and if I do a good deed or two it won’t be a waste of a man’s life.”
While he was talking, Yanfang while calculating, look at this woman’s heart love him very much, I have to do this thing, he lives in the opposite door, if not to put some sweet to him, he will not be bad for my business? I don’t know what that man’s skill is like, why don’t we let him do it once first, just as if we were giving him an exam. If the ability is good, I then on the field, not afraid of such ugly woman took my favor; if the ability is not good, I’ll be a seizure, drive him out that is, still have not been bad reputation, how not good? The idea has been decided, then said to him: “I actually do not do this kind of thing, if he comes again, but do not want to be a matchmaker for me, to wait for me to be a foe for my wife, and so on you two do a few good things how about it?”
The woman said: “No shit. I don’t mean to say that Auntie’s words may not be out of intention, even if out of intention, I’m so ugly where he would be willing to take? If Auntie has good intentions, unless you two get off the hand, one or two times after I deliberately bumped into, Auntie just say sorry, pull me also do a time. This is still possible.”
Yanfang said: “This is not a lie, there is a practice on this side. I was just being pestered by him, but I couldn’t refuse him and couldn’t put my face down, and when he was leaving, he said something clever, and I don’t know if he’s going to touch me tonight. Now your man and my man have gone to buy and sell together, but there is no one here, so you should lock the door tonight and come to my side to sleep. Blow out the light in advance, and wait for me to hide in the dark. If he really comes, you will pretend to be me and sleep with him. In the dark where he knows it’s you, just think of it as doing me a favor, but also to protect my honor, not to put it to loss. What’s wrong with that?”
The woman said: “This is to say that you promised him to come? Now my heart is tickled by your words, and I can’t quit even if I want to. Just one thing, why did you allow him to come and refuse to work with him? There is no such thing as a virtuous woman who has never done this before.”
Yanfang said: “It’s not that I’m pretending to be kind, I must do this thing to hide my ears. I don’t want to hide it from you, but I’ve had a good taste of housework. If you have the ability, you can also drive my own men do not go. I have eaten a big feast of some Sudong Road do not see eye, meat not meat not vegetarian, better not to eat the wonderful. So I refuse to tired of this false name.”
The woman said: “I know your idea, Master Kwon’s money is a famous party, you have been a big noise head noise, I’m afraid that the noise of the week shoes of the small noise, ruffled the adult shoes, so I want to be a scout, for you to find out the news. I don’t think there’s any cost to me in this matter. Just one thing, also want to wait for me to do a like intention, do not in the head of the critical, you and his own rushed to the battlefield, so that I can’t go in and out. Since ancient times, ‘fasting monks are not as good as burying alive’, this sentence you must remember.”
Yanfang said: “I think there is no such thing as a fluke, you can rest assured.”
The two discussed and decided, just waiting for the deadline to act. This is also the ugly woman a moment of fortune, served this beautiful job. A cluster of new remodeling out of the head of the clamor, is his pair of leather shoes clamor up. If you want to know how wide or narrow it is, you will see it in a few moments when you are clamoring.
The 10th time to listen to the first voice to know the strong enemy to leave room to nurture true talent
The woman was full of joy when she was given this beautiful job. In advance to find a few pieces of silk baggage to bring around, so that when the officer wiped the obscene water, so as not to wet the other family’s bedding. When it was time to light the lamp, she locked the door and walked across the street.
Yanfang deliberately coaxed him to say: “Tonight is actually a false appearance, he just sent a letter, saying that he was criticized to eat wine, can not get out of the way. He wants to make another appointment. Auntie and please go back.”
The woman heard, anxious eyes out of the fire, smoke in the nose. And blame Yanfang did not send a letter to the transfer, forced him to come tonight, and suspect Yanfang first lost his mouth to promise, and now can not let people, to drive people back, their own use.
Complained for a while, Yanfang laughed: “I am coaxing you. Now want to come again, only to play with his officers is.”
First burn a pot of hot water, with the woman to clean the lower body, and then take a spring couch, spread in the bed across the head, I slept, so as to listen to their officers. Tell the woman to close the door, quietly stand behind the door, if he comes, he will knock gently, you hear a knock, open the door, let him in. Do not let him knock more than once, lest the people next door should hear him. When he comes in, bolt the door, and go to bed with him. But speak softly with him, lest he recognize you. The woman obeyed. Yanfang went to sleep. The woman went to the front door to wait on him.
Waiting for more than a day, do not see movement, only to go into the room, was about to ask Yanfang, do not want to be in the dark, someone embraced him kissing. The woman only said that Yanfang pretending to be a man and he made fun of, reached out to touch his crotch. Only to reach down, there is an overwhelming thing hand bumped, only to realize that I am. On the pretense of a delicate voice to ask: “heart liver, where did you come in?”
Weiyangsheng said, “It came down from the beam.”
The woman said, “What a skill. Now go to bed.”
The two of them then undressed themselves. Weiyangsheng has not finished, the woman has been stripped naked back to sleep on the bed. Weiyangsheng climbed up to the belly, to touch his two feet on the shoulders, do not want to find again not seen. Where I know since the bed time has been high in the half-day, offering pussy, just waiting for the penis to come in.
Weiyangsheng thought, I did not expect this woman is actually such an obscene thing, in that case, those gentle family numbers are not used, only to reward him a downward spiral. On the lower body raised, from the pussy more than a foot high, and raised the penis toward the next attack.
The woman cried out as if she were a pig, “Aaah! I can’t. Please be gentle.” Weiyangsheng put two hands for him to open the pussy, slowly and gently rubbing and rubbing for a long time, only into an inch of the glans, the rest of the outside can not enter.
Weiyangsheng again lifted up his penis and attacked. The woman cried out again, “No, please! Please use some saliva.”
Weiyangsheng said: “only get the small official with that thing, there is not with the woman officer to use greedy spit reasoning? This example can not be broken, or dry to get is.” Raise the penis and downward straight attack.
The woman said, “No, if you don’t want to make an exception, please take it out and let me use some for myself.”
When Wei Yang Sheng heard this, he pulled out his penis and listened to him. The woman stretched out her palm, spit on a lot of spittle, the pussy open, filled half of it, the rest of it on the penis. She said to Mr. Weiyangsheng, “It’s all right now, let’s go in slowly.”
Weiyangsheng want to show their skills, refused to take it easy, put two hands to hold his two shares, loud sound, will be transformed into a grown manhood all things attacked into. The woman also shouted up: “how you readers are so rough, regardless of human life and death, a time to get to the end? Now in the head with not, quickly take some out.”
Weiyangsheng said: “in the head can not, is not now in the outside not? Should only ask him to move some, do not sit on the bench is.”
Then the movement up. At first a few times, the woman is still not when, every send a time, will call a “ah ah”, sent to the number of half a hundred, it does not see the sound. And then sent to a hundred outside, the woman will have unlimited slutty do out, unlimited obscene voice call out, so that people can not hold, only a burst of tight as a burst, to urge him to throw over their own good loss of meaning.
Who would have thought that the woman was a bit deceitful, obviously lost twice, asked him, only said: “never”. Why not tell the truth? Just because he is a substitute, I’m afraid that Yanfang heard, said that his heart is over, to account for. Weiyangsheng recognized the truth, no longer dare to lose. Later on, he couldn’t hold back and threw it once. After I threw it, I couldn’t stop, but I didn’t have the courage to go forward.
When the woman saw the penis balking, she asked, “Have you lost it?”
Weiyang was afraid to laugh at him for not being good enough, so he had to say: “I never”.
At first, I did not ask first, a soft one, but since I asked this question, it was like a student who wanted to sleep and was beaten by the teacher, the spirit of reading was twice as much as when he was not sleeping, so he pumped several hundred times in a row without stopping. The woman called out: “My heart, I lost, I’m dying! You do not move today, embrace me to sleep.”
Weiyangsheng just stop, hold sound sleep. Originally, although the woman’s face is ugly, but also thanks to a pair of small feet; skin with black, not very rough, so the night can not be recognized as a double.
But Yanfang hid in the bed across the head, listening carefully. At first, I saw the woman screaming pain and suffering, can not get in, I know that his dick grows, can be used. And see his dry method in the line, pumping degrees, not like no origin. And see him dry to the middle, slack for a while, although some contempt, and then see him reorganize the army, more courageous than at the beginning of the hand, the heart of the great joy: “This seems to be clearly the prima donna, color in the fly will be, I lose my body today with him can also have no regrets. Want to take advantage of his rest to drill into the quilt to go, say a clear, but also afraid that he is in the dark do not see the woman’s face, only that he is like me, but also want to go to get him, the situation of the man after a long battle, if not to the posture to move him, may not be able to raise again.”
Quietly went to the closet, take up the fire, first drew a few scoops of water, in the pot below the point of a grass handle burning, and then take the candlelight into the room. He lifted the tent, and said: “Which one of these traitors is it? What is the reason for breaking into a house late at night and raping a woman? Quickly get up and tell us!
Weiyangsheng suddenly woke up in his sleep, only to say that it is his husband hiding at home, deliberately waiting for his wife to sleep with me, came to catch adultery, want my silver, scared teeth fighting. And then looked up, is the woman who did the night. I thought to myself, is there another one in his house? Lowered his head to the woman sleeping with a look, only to realize that it is a very ugly woman. A face of black mangy hemp, a head of burnt short hair, the color is like a ham has not been peeled and washed in general. He was shocked and said, “Which one is this?”
The woman said, “Don’t be alarmed; I am a spy for him, and I live across the street. That day, you walked in front of the door, and you said it was me. He said that although you look good, but I’m afraid that you are not useful, afraid of tired of him to steal the name of the man, so I begged me to try you a try. Now I think I’ve met the right type, you sleep with him. I should sleep over here and ask for some more rewards. Just next to the people who have been fooling around, the two of you will not be able to do a good job, not if I go home to sleep.”
After saying this, I got up, wearing only a cotton jacket, a pair of pants, the rest of the clothes and skirts are hanging on the arm, brought back. When he left, he said to Weiyangsheng: “Although my appearance is ugly, it is also a credit to you. This is what I said, tonight and you sleep with this time, one is the good intentions of the eldest mother, two is also the marriage of the past life. Later, if you have free time, you can still sleep with me, don’t be very unfeeling.” After saying that to Yanfang worship a few times, thanked the host, before going out.
Weiyang Sheng as drunk, such as a dream, if it is not Sai Kunlun stimulate me to transform, today come in only to do a Qin state to go to the examination of Su Qin, do not hit the article, in vain to drive out.
Yanfang sent the woman to go after the door closed well into the room, to Weiyangsheng said: “I know you put me tonight but, especially looking for a double to wait for you, you are now with him to officer once, but also eliminated my account, but not go out, in here to do what?”
Weiyangsheng said: “not only can not eliminate the account, but also to add your sin, now it is already midnight, quickly go to bed to sleep.”
Yanfang said: “You and get up and put on the clothes, do an important thing, so that we can sleep together.”
Weiyangsheng said, “Besides this one, what else is important?”
Yanfang said, “Don’t you care, just climb up.”
After saying this, I went to the closet, and drew the first warm hot water into a bucket, and put it in front of the bed. He said to Weiyangsheng: “Get up quickly and wash your body, don’t put the nastiness of others on me.”
Weiyangsheng said: “That makes sense. It’s really something important. I just not only do things, and kissed with him, if this is so say, should also rinse a mouth.”
I was about to ask him to take a bowl to draw water, I do not want to sit in the bucket with a bowl of hot water, the bowl on the frame of a branch of toothbrush. Weiyangsheng thought, good Zhouzhi woman, if not this out, is a pickled woman, do not ask the turbid.
Yanfang waited for him to rinse off, he also washed his lower body. His lower body has been cleaned with the woman at first, why should he wash up again? To know that he sleeps in the bed to listen to his officer of the season, inevitably there is lewd water out, I’m afraid of not Yangsheng touch to sneer at him, so wash again. Washed a wet hand towel wiped, and took out a new sweatband in the box, placed on the pillow. Only then did he blow out the lamp and sit on the bed.
Weiyangsheng embraced in his arms, while kissing, while taking off his clothes. Just see the two breasts pinch to not on a hand, put to go even full chest, always delicate and tender, there is no block lei inside the original reason. Until you take off your pants, touching the pubic area, the same as the peaks of its pride and tenderness.
Weiyangsheng let him sleep down. First take a pair of small tripod on the shoulder, and then lift the lower body, also like the way to get the ugly woman far pounded in, to wait for him to suffer first, and only later feel happy. I do not want to pound in Yanfang, the heart only do not know the general. Weiyangsheng thought, Sai Kunlun’s words word for word, if there is no right honestly thick long thing, how can there be this wide Yin? If I have not been transformed, I can only be a grain of Dacang, how can I get a glimpse of its bottom? Now the army is not enough to defeat the enemy, all depends on the formation. He took the pillow under his head and put it under his waist. Then according to the art of war with him to dry up.
Yanfang has not been to the benefit, but saw him take the pillow down, and no longer take a pillow with him, I know this person is a habitual family. Taking a pillow to cushion the waist is a common practice in coitus, how can we see that is a habitual family? You should know that coitus between a man and a woman is no different from the reasoning behind military maneuvers, and that only those who are good at fighting the enemy can use the military. Men know the depth of the woman to know the advance and retreat. A woman knows a man’s strengths and weaknesses before she knows how to meet him. This is called “knowing the enemy and knowing yourself is the only way to win a hundred battles.”
The length of a man’s penis varies, and the depth of a woman’s cunt varies. Pussy born shallow, there is a very long thing is not used. The pumping time must be left with the intention of not exhaustive. If the root of all straight into, the woman is not only not happy, but also pain. How can a man be happy alone?
If the cunt is born deep, we have to use the very long thing, a little shorter will not help. Just how to grow the penis to come between them, we must use the method of complementary. Below the waist above the stock, must be a thing lined, so that the mare high open, in order to the yang, it is easy to send the longitudinal in the end. Therefore, the method of padding waist, but short yin deep yang can be used, not to say that the pillow is a room must also.
Therefore, a man’s manhood is short enough to be cured, but small enough not to be cured. Instead of being small and long, it would be better to be large and short. This is the reason that when the magician remodeled Wei Yang Sheng, he only wanted it to be big, not long.
Now Yanfang’s deep and Weiyangsheng’s short, so take a pillow and cushion it underneath. Is it not a habitual family? This kind of reasoning in the world people still know, as to take the pillow pad in the waist below, but not to take other things with the woman pillow, this kind of law know-how no one see through. Women have a thing under the waist, if there is also a thing under the head, then a section of the upper body is only more than two feet long, raised at both ends, the middle of the concave, as if the woman’s body is detained in the bottom, the top of the pressure on a man, you say he is not bored, hard or not hard? Moreover, the woman pillow pillow, the face is not inevitably with the opposite, mouth and lips and men are not right, very not convenient to kiss. Men to kiss must be bowed to the body below; women to kiss, must be up to the neck toward the top. In the way of a pillow, how much effort, so when the officer, no matter whether the cushion waist not cushion waist, always under the neck of the thing broken to stay him. The officer will be about to do, will push the pillow over to one side, so that his temples stick to the mat, Zhu lips face day, none of the features and limbs do not match with the man.
And the two holes of the upper and lower parts of the body are different from other parts, not only do they meet, but they are joined together; not only do they join together, but they go in and out of each other. The man’s jade stag enters into the woman’s vagina, and the woman’s tongue enters into the man’s mouth, so that he also has a piece of cheapness. Then the pleasure will be equalized, and there will be no more than enough.
Weiyangsheng put a hand to take the pillow down, then put a hand to support his head and neck, settled in the seat, so that the face is not crooked and oblique, in order to pre for the kissing mouth place. So Yanfang secretly happy, know that he is accustomed to home. Weiyangsheng cushion waist, re-lift the small feet on the shoulders, the two hands against the mat, put out the ability to do their best to pump. Every time he draws, he must pull out half; every time he sends, he must reach the root. But it was just one thing, the pumping was quick, but the resisting was slow. Why? He was afraid that if he went down quickly, he would have to enter the pussy, and he was afraid that the neighbors would hear him and cause trouble, so he didn’t dare to let go of his hand.
Dry for a while, the pussy inside gradually compact up, not like the first dry section of the sweat boundless. Weiyangsheng know is the dog kidney attack, the reason why the penis big up. I don’t feel the spirit of a hundred times, pumping the degree of more and more closely.
Yanfang at first did not move, until this time only to twist the body a few times, called out: “heart, some good sense to come.”
Weiyangsheng said: “My good meat, just dry the beginning, where there is good meaning? Let’s wait for me to do it later and see if you like it or not. Just one thing, I never like to do dumb things, I have to make it sound inside, and only then I feel excited. But your house is narrow, I’m afraid that the neighbors can hear, it’s not good to let go, but how can I do it?”
Yanfang said: “No matter. One side of the open space, the other side is the kitchen, no one sleeps. You don’t have to worry about it.”
Weiyangsheng said: “This is good.” Since then, the dry method is the opposite of the previous, pumping slowly, sent in a hurry. Sent into the season, like a beggar playing rib bricks, to deliberately make people hear good pity to see him in general.
After a while, Yanfang’s sex was so strong that she was screaming “my heart, my son”, and her mare was overflowing with lustful water. Weiyangsheng saw that his momentum was so strong that he wanted to wipe him dry and dry again, so he reached out for a sweat towel. I didn’t want to touch it, but Yanfang snatched it away from him and didn’t allow him to wipe it off.
What is the reason for this? Originally, his nature is not like to do dumb things, and Weiyangsheng preferred slightly the same, but whenever the officer, the more lewd water, the more the sound feels smooth. So he usually officers with the flow of the following horizontal straight flow, the body are immersed in the inside, and do not allow the husband wipe, straight to the end of the matter, simply sit up, wipe all over the body clean. This is his life’s hobby.
Weiyangsheng saw that he refused to wipe, realized this reason, more than before, louder to get up. And then turned heaven and earth dry for a while, Yanfang tightly embrace said: “heart liver, I’m going to lose. You sleep with me.”
Weiyangsheng want to show off their skills, but also refused to lose. Yanfang said: “Your ability I know, not famous without reality. Now you won’t stop, you’ve been working all night, and you’ve outlasted two women, so it’s all thanks to you. You can save some energy to do it again tomorrow night.
Don’t break anyone so that I don’t have to suffer.”
Weiyangsheng saw that his words hurt, so he tightly embraced and pumped some more. Only then did the two finish together.
After finishing, I didn’t say a few words, and it was already getting light. Yanfang was afraid that he would be seen if he went out late, so she had to urge him to get up and put on her own clothes to send him out.
Since then, Weiyangsheng dawn to night, are from the door in and out, and no longer do not do the gentleman on the beam. There are also several times can not part, even the days are hidden in the home. Yanfang only pushed sick, do not go out to open the door. The two of them in broad daylight without a stitch of clothing, each other look at the snow-white skin, wantonly its lustful pleasure.
The door of the ugly woman every couple of nights to come over for a time, not good to refuse him, but also from time to time to embellish a bit, but can not be full of their desires, but only to avoid resentment only. Around the neighborhood there are a few heard some suspicion of the edict, they only said that Sai Kunlun himself to rape him, no longer want to be working for someone else. Before the evening, the families are closed, regardless of the outside gossip, lest Sai Kunlun annoyed him in the way, to go by the way to count him.
So it slept for more than ten nights in a row without the slightest alarm. It was only after Quan honestly returned that the trail was broken.
Sai Kunlun is afraid that the young heart of Weiyangsheng, get into trouble, even in the daytime also banned him, not allowed to go to the door to spy. Rather than do their own bride, all day long to buy silk for him to pass the message.
Quan honestly is a few times at home, only that is the business patron, usually trade with his wife used to, they stand on the side, with his two talk, a loyal to the end, not to treat people with treachery. This is called the right honesty. Beginning to believe that the world’s mixed name is exactly the same. It is not like taking the table of virtues, only choose the good words to call it. The world to choose the method of communication, do not have to check their behavior, observe their behavior, only ask what this person is called mixed name, we will know to hand over to not also.