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The Eight Duanjin is a collection of proposed novels in the late Ming Dynasty, written in eight stories and eight admonitions, that is, the bibliography marked: “Punish Greedy Colors”, “Abstain from Fear of the Interior”, “Gamble on the Wife”, “to the less than,” “to warn against marrying with honor,” “to repent of alcoholism,” and “to abstain from a wandering mouth.” The eight stories of “The Widow’s Storage” are in fact just four precepts: abstaining from lust, gambling, alcoholism, and loose lips.
The first story: In the Song Dynasty, there was a rich man in Xinqiao, Lin’an, whose son was called Yunfa, and who had a wife and children. One day, three women took the liberty of moving some things into his house. When Yunfa was about to get angry, one of them apologized to his wife. Seeing that she was young and beautiful, Yunfa gladly allowed her to do so. The next day, Yunfa did not talk to his parents about this, so he went to the little woman. The young woman led him upstairs to embrace her. She said that she was Saijin, but she was actually a prostitute. This was seen by the neighbors. Yunfa gave Saijin some silver and told her to find a place to live while he looked after her. Saijin moved to Nanchangqiao and lived there. Yunfa fell ill in the summer and was weak. Sai Jin wrote a book and sent a gift to him, inviting him to meet him. When Yunfa saw Saijin, he could not hold back his desire, and he even had sex twice, which made him so confused that he dreamed of monks pulling him out of the house. After returning home, he was seriously ill, and the doctor said that it was an overdose of lust. Yunfa told his father the truth, his father burned incense and knelt down, begging the Zen master to release his son. After worshiping, his son recovered. In his dream, the monk left with a pillar staff. Yunfa recovers physically and laments that one should not commit adultery in life.
The second story: South Zhili province city has a man named Yang Yu, good friends, prestige, just fear of the internal. His wife, Hua, was a beautiful woman. Yang Yu friend Gao Zixing, and another friend Gou Meidu’s orphaned mother Zhu’s private affair, was held. Yang Yu mediates the situation. Sheep Yu and Gou Meidu had same-sex sex and were scolded by Hua. Hua had a crush on Gao Zixing and asked him to meet her, which was spied by another close friend of Yang Yu, Xiyoude. Therefore, Hua asked Gao Zixing to meet him through Zhu, and just when she wanted to have a private meeting, she was disturbed by Xi Zhaode. Hua also asked Gao Zixing to go to the boat to look for seclusion, and the boat people told Yang Yu, who angrily pushed Hua into the water and drowned her. And Gao Zixing was framed as a bandit, and was imprisoned in the jail.
The third story: there is a man named Pei Sheng in Hook Rong County, who gambled since childhood, and as a result, his family fortune was lost, and his wife, Yang, who was quite beautiful, was sent back to her mother’s home. Pei Sheng himself slipped away. After Yang’s parents died, her brother Yang Er did not want to support her anymore. Yang wanted to kill herself, but suddenly an old man brought her rice and money, Yang saw the rice and money, but the old man disappeared. When Yang saw the rice and money, the old man disappeared. Yang stopped thinking about killing herself and lived a more prosperous life. Her brother and sister-in-law wanted to set fire to her. Knowing this, the Jade Emperor turned the fire back into Yang Er’s house and his wife burned to death. Yang was rescued by the old man who delivered rice money that day. It turned out to be the land lord who helped her. Yang learns that Pei Sheng is in Yangzhou, so she rushes to Yangzhou and meets Pei Sheng in rags. The next day, a rich man named Liulang was willing to bet his wife with Pei Sheng with a pawnshop. As a result, Pei Sheng won. Under the counseling of his wife, he decided not to gamble anymore. Two years later, Pei Sheng bought an official position and returned to Gou Rong with his wife. They forgave Yang Er and lived a good life again.
The fourth story: there is a blind man in Huzhou diviner He Qi class, married to his wife, shy month, born smart, so very much love, but shy month is not satisfied with him. He was afraid of his wife stealing a man, and often had to touch in and out. Next door to his house, there is a young man called Wuyun, and He has a very good relationship, often help to do something. Soon, shy moon and his eyes, have a love affair. The two of them several times to explore kissing, were blind man came in to stir up off. Shyue simply let the blind man sitting on the side, she and the dark clouds to find sex. The resulting noise, the blind man heard, were shy month cover up the past. Since then, the two of them have a pleasure, regardless of the time of day with the pleasure, a long time, the blind man suspected. Once, suddenly caught the cloud, the cloud took off his clothes and slipped away. Neighbors advised the blind man to rest, because the disability does not deserve a wife like a flower, let him send his wife back to her mother’s home. The neighbors advised him to send his wife back to her mother’s house, but he gave some silver to the blind man and moved to another place to live.
The fifth story: there is a rich man in Huining County, his son is called Lu Sheng, married to Wang’s wife, who is already five months pregnant. The rich man gave his son some money to go out and do business, and was accompanied by his cousin Shangyi. They went into the herb business. Lu Sheng went out and spent money on prostitutes, which did not please him. Shangyi advised him to marry a virgin. The matchmaker told him about Wu Da Sister. After sharing a bed, Lu Sheng recognized that she was not a virgin, and she stole some money from him. As there was not much money left, Wu discussed with her sister to kill Lu Sheng by indulgence. Lu Sheng learns of this and asks Shang Yi to help. Shang Yi replaces him and copulates with Second Sister Wu, causing her pain. Shang-Yi then asked Lu Sheng to send Wu Da-Si back to her mother’s home, and they both resumed trading and made some money. One day, Lu Sheng argued and fought with another man selling dried fish on the street. He realized that this man was his son, who had been sent to him by his wife. They went home together and the family reunited.
The sixth story: During the reign of Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, there was a scholar named Ma Zhou in Bozhou, who was from a poor family and had no wife in his late thirties, but was addicted to wine. The governor of Bozhou once used him, but he got drunk twice and was scolded by the governor and retreated. Ma Zhou vowed to drink less. One day, Ma Zhou went to Xinfeng and was helped by a shopkeeper. After staying for a drink and a meal, the shopkeeper left a letter asking Ma Zhou to look for his niece Wang in Chang’an City. Ma Zhou found the shopkeeper’s niece Wang, because Wang’s husband had died, it is inconvenient to go down. Wang introduced Ma Zhou to Cangtou of Changzhonglang, who was about to use a learned man, because the court wanted his subordinates to speak frankly about the gains and losses in order to make choices. Ma Zhou wrote the countermeasures, Taizong read and marveled at, Ma Zhou was worshiped as the royal historian. The Changzhonglang also for Ma Zhou to Wang’s marriage, Wang’s married to Ma Zhou. Ma Zhou later became a minister, the shopkeeper who helped him was pleased to learn that the then assassin came to apologize, but Ma Zhou thanked him for the lesson. From then on, Ma Zhou and Wang’s wealth and old age.
The seventh story: Jiaxing County, Ying Shiqiao, life good-looking beauty, good talk, nicknamed Chikou. Once with Zou Guang’s bet that he could make a beautiful woman pour tea for him to drink. The woman called Han, her husband called Lin Song. She poured tea and entertained Akaguchi, who claimed to be his husband’s elder brother. Red mouth with Zou Guang and his brother Zou Fu, Zou Fu friends Lin Song party, said he had an ambiguous relationship with Han, do not want to Lin Song thought his wife made a affair, and went home to beat and scolding forced to ask. Han’s unbearable, and then nuns. Lin Song to the county to complain, Chikou was imprisoned. Half a year later, Chikou was bailed out by the Zou brothers, but he was afraid of getting into trouble again, so he slipped away without a trace. Lin Song said they were a gang, and asked the county court to catch Zou Guang, saying that he had caught Chikou before releasing him. Three years later, Chihri came to spy on the news and walked into a nunnery, where he was killed by an old nun in righteous anger. Because Han was a nun here and recognized Chikou, Zou Guang escaped to the nunnery and knew that Han and the others had killed someone. The county magistrate detained all the people concerned, and the magistrate ruled that Chikou’s crime was unpardonable and the old nun’s righteousness was excusable, and Han and Lin Song were reunited.
The eighth story: There were three widows in Pei County: Suo’s, Yu’s and Ding’s, all of whom were extremely beautiful. One day, a handsome student, Hua Chun, passed by and was touched by their beauty, and Suo’s attempted to seduce him to come. The next day, she let him in and smashed her tongue and caressed her. Hua Chun also thought about the other two. After Suo Niang and he have cloudbursts, she manages to lure both Yu and Ding into the room and takes turns having fun with Hua Chun. Their behavior was seen by Suo’s son, who thought a tiger had bitten them and told his mother-in-law. The mother-in-law married them off. Suo becomes a prostitute, Yu is killed by her husband, Ding marries a gambler, and Hua Chun is killed by a roving bandit.
There is no need for readers and critics to summarize the writing intention of “Eight Sections of Brocade”, because each section of the original catalog has a three-word title, each section has a seven-word and two-sentence title, each story is preceded by the author’s meaningful poems, explanations, entries, and comments, and each section ends with the author’s concise warning, which comprehensively informs readers about the surface significance of the story and the deeper lessons experienced by the characters. For example, the first paragraph of the story, the title: “Punish Greedy Colors”, the name of the title is: “Good talent Lang greed for colors to break the banknote, the offending ghosts grinding repentance.” The opening poem says: “bullying more than free, Lishan lift big play lords. I only know that a smile is a blessing to the country, but I don’t realize that the dust of Hu is all over the jade building.” The next poem explains and into the words combined together, told the famous beacon, light the fire Bo Baosi a smile, Chen Ling public private pass Xia Ji, Sui Emperor Yang favor Xiao Fei, Tang Ming Huang favor Yang Guifei, etc. due to greed for sex political turmoil story. And then to “you say that these officials, are only for the love of sex so that the death of the country, now the fools boy should be put on the lust of the warning is. You say that abstain from that lust is what, I say a ……” a paragraph for the use of the previous to do the next, leading to the story told. The end is to end with such a sentence: “watchers remember this paragraph to warn the children, do not say that the wild history is not beneficial to people, do not have to allegory also.” Almost every piece is as the above format (only into the words have favored short stories, or favored in the discussion, the concluding text has more or less of the difference). This form is unique to Chinese novels, it seems to face the audience (readers), such as the teacher’s lessons, there is a flavor of the ear. These contents, naturally, play a role in Chinese literature and art has always advocated the “text to the moral”, “the pen of the literati, persuade the good and punish the evil”, “to be useful in the world” and so on.
Of course, this more rigid didactic statements, with the progress and development of society and literature, gradually withdrawn from the direct position in the work, the novel more and more attention will be paid to with the storyline itself integrated together, and its cause does not appear at all, but only through the storyline and the character face, naturally outflow. Because the novel is, after all, to vividly recount the story, describe the environment and portray the characters, the abstract, conceptual main idea and meaning should be deeply embedded in it. Take this standard to measure and compare the eight stories, you can see some advantages and disadvantages of the high and low points. Eight stories, therefore, can be divided into four types and tastes.
Type 1: Stories that are basically raw, irrational and nonsensical. This can be exemplified by the fourth and eighth paragraphs of the story. In the fourth paragraph, “He blindly listened to the obscenity of catching a man, and the flames in the fire ran far away to finish the love.” The story intends to point out at the end: “…… dung-kee against a broom, there is nothing more to say, not to mention that He Blind Zi is a goze, and he should only look for a handicapped person to do the right thing, and how can he manage to the end if his wife, who is like a flower, doesn’t do anything?” He blind man caught the adulterous Wu Yun, but the surrounding neighbors have advised him not to publicize this matter, said a lot of reasoning, in the final analysis, or that he and Shyue are not compatible. In fact, this does not make much sense, not to say that the discrimination of the disabled, at least with the feudal concept of chastity, secular human beings do not match. Then the plot design is not all rational, Wu Yun and shy moon in front of the face of the Ho seek happiness, although the blind can not see, but the hearing of the blind is much higher than ordinary people. Close to the intercourse, in addition to the later said to the sound of the laundry to cover the sound of the intercourse is possible, said before the simple pleasure, it is absolutely impossible to say. In fact, He has heard, shy month to what cat chewing mice, grinding tofu and other sounds as a cover, is just a way to coax children, has become a husband and extremely sensitive He blind, how can be coaxed through it? The eighth paragraph of the story is about three young widows who take turns lusting with a handsome man. It ends with the words, “One by one, they all punished and rewarded; this is the wickedness of the heavenly way of lust, and also man’s self-inflicted.” Lasciviousness is certainly detestable and abominable, but the work is designed with too much chance for the three widows and that Hua Chun to have a bad ending. How is it that after remarrying they all run into bad luck? This is the same as the beginning of the three husbands “died one after another”, the traces of artificial fabrication is very deep. In fact, the work according to the above paragraph after the warning is more in line with the reality and rationale: “But there are widows, we must not know that widows are not easy to do, but the cloud of my family, there is no remarriage of the woman, reluctantly to stay, to the dirty Zhang ugly, regret not marrying early, is not it too late?”
The second type: the false strikes of gods and demons are interspersed with realistic stories. The first and third stories are of this type. Let’s look at the third story – quitting gambling. It is a fact in life that families lose their money and wives are separated because of gambling. The work as the content and quit gambling is not bad, but as the third paragraph that way, the technique is really not high. Firstly, the encounter of the wife of the gambler is pulled away, and the original can also be used as a side to write about the harm of gambling. But in the novel, when she wanted to kill herself, it was written that an old man (the God of the land) gave her money and rice, and separated the fire from her brother and sister-in-law’s house, which burned her to death. This is really too vague, detached from the original reality and the intention of the performance, introduced into the old set of celestial induction. Secondly, the wife and the husband are in Yangzhou together, and the husband is involved in a big gamble. The stakes are huge: one end is the pawnshop; the other end is the wife. Fortunately, he won. What if you lose? If you win, you quit gambling; if you lose, you don’t quit gambling? Later on, the two of them had money to repay the favor, which is not the opposite of the coral streamer of gambling? When Pei Sheng gambled heavily, his wife did not persuade him (probably not present), and only afterward did she rejoice and persuade him, so how can this be said that “Pei Sheng was fortunate to have a wife. Otherwise, he would not worry about not losing his son”? The first story in the work is written as “a good talent is greedy for sex and breaks the banknote to hurt his body”, which has been shown through the image and character story. However, the story is interspersed with a dream in which a monk comes to claim his life and is sent away by Yunfa’s father who burns incense, lights candles and performs Taoist ceremonies. Thus, Yunfa, who is seriously ill, reawakens and recovers. This again does not fit in with the real-life narrative of the first half of the book, which invariably undermines the expressive and persuasive power of the work. It is logical and possible to have nightmares (dreams related to the commission of adultery) in the midst of illness, but the sudden departure of the ghosts and gods and the resurrection of the characters do not make sense, and on the contrary, they weaken the theme “Greedy for sex, broken money, and injuries to the body”.
The third type: is a novel with a more vivid plot and more natural character and story development. Such as the second, fifth and sixth paragraph stories. The fifth and sixth stories are written in a similar way, with similar thematic hints. The fifth paragraph is about Lusheng’s whoring and concubinage, almost exhausting his money and nearly being persecuted to death, which is actually about abstaining from lust. The sixth paragraph is the story of the cessation of alcoholism. Ma Zhou Yi was again victimized by alcoholism. Once he vowed not to drink or drink less, his talent was brought into play, the hero was given a chance to use his talents, and good opportunities came one after another. Although these two stories are a bit simpler, the clues are clearer, and the character development and the twists and turns of the characters’ encounters are more in line with the common sense of life. The second part of the story is vivid, the relationship between the characters is more complex, and the work also focuses on objective narration and depiction of the story, except that the death of Mrs. Hua, Mrs. Yang Yu, is more sudden at the end. It is worth pointing out that the tragic ending is not or mainly caused by Yang Yu’s fear of the interior, but by Hua’s lustful indulgence with others. This does not match with the author’s theme of “Quit Fear of the Interior”, which should still be “Quit Lust”.
The fourth type: is a story that is made up entirely of character and relationship development, with the author’s point being made within the storyline. This is the seventh paragraph of the story, which is the best written in the book. The character of Chikou’s big talk and his skillful action of letting Han Min pour a cup of tea triggered a series of storylines, such as Lin Song scolding Han, Han running away, Chikou going to jail, Zou Guang being caught, and Chikou escaping and being killed in the nunnery, and Zou Guang going to the nunnery to listen to the true story of the murder, etc. So, Chikou’s begging for tea is the most outstanding story in the whole book. So, Chikou’s begging for tea and bragging and boasting, like a stone thrown into a calm lake, suddenly ripples, fluctuating outward. Stirred around the water plants, fish and shrimp, panic and turmoil, the center lies in the stone. The reason for the story, the characters’ imprisonment, leaving the house, and death, etc., are all rooted in the mouth of the wave in Chikou. The theme of the novel, “Quit Wave Mouth,” is naturally and fully revealed.
The catalog of “Eight Duan Jin” is entitled “Wake up Jushi compilation” and “Woodcutter’s Reference”, and the author’s name is not known. The inner cover is signed “new eight-duanjin”, “drunken moon building zi”, published in the early Qing dynasty drunken moon building publication, is now treasured in the Peking University Library, because it is engraved, the handwriting is more fuzzy, no preface and trembles. Some of the themes in the book are from the collection of novels such as “Novels of the Ancient and Modern Times”, such as the first paragraph, “A good talent is greedy for sex and breaks the banknote, and a ghost who commits sexual abstinence wears out his heart of repentance” from “Novels of the Ancient and Modern Times” Volume III, “Han Wang sells his love for spring in the city of Xinqiao”, as well as the sixth paragraph The sixth paragraph, “Ma Zhou’s addiction to wine was frustrated, and Wang Gong’s lack of money recognized the hero”, is from “Poor Ma Zhou’s encounter with an old woman who sells buns” in Volume 5 of “Novels of the Ancient and Modern Times”. Because the whole book is written in more pages of male and female adultery and lust. Qing Daoguang eighteen years of Jiangsu Province, Jiangsu Province, Daoguang twenty-four years of Zhejiang Governor set up a bureau to ban obscene novels, listed in the bibliography of the Eight Duan Jin, after the Tongzhi seven years of the banned novels, but also once again be banned.
Paragraph 1: “The good man is greedy for sex and breaks the bank” “The ghost who breaks the sex commandment repents.
The poem says:
Love spoiled more than free, Lixan fire play the lords; only know a smile pouring people country, do not realize that Hu dust full of jade building.
This poem was written by a monk. In the past, King Yu of Zhou favored a concubine named Baosi. The King of Yu tried every means to please her, and because he could not get a smile from her, he set fire to the beacon fire under Mount Li, which was a signal to all the lords. All the lords thought that the king of Yu was in trouble, and they all came to rescue him with their troops. But when they arrived at the place, nothing happened, and Baosi laughed. Later on, when Inu Rong raised troops to invade the country and burned the beacon fire again, all the lords did not come to rescue him, so Inu Rong killed King You under Mount Li.
In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was a Duke Chen Ling, who had an affair with Xia Ji, the mother of Xia Zhengshu, and went to his house day and night to drink and have fun. Zhengshu was so ashamed that he shot and killed Duke Ling.
Later, there was another Emperor Yang in Sui Dynasty, who also favored Xiao Fei’s color. To see the scenery of Yangzhou, using Ma Shumou as a marshal, the world’s millions of people, open the Bianhe River more than 1,000 miles, service deaths of countless people. They made phoenix ships and dragon boats, and made the court ladies drag them on both sides of the river, and the music was heard for hundreds of miles. Later, he was rebelled by Yu Zhanghua and rebelled against Jiangdu, and beheaded Emperor Yang under Wu Gongtai.
To Tang Ming Huang favored the color of the Concubine, that Concubine and An Lushan fornication, was Ming Huang bumped into, hairpin cross sideburns mess, from then on suspicion, so Lushan removed in the ground in Yuyang as a festival minister. That Lushan miss Yang Fei, raise troops to rebel. The Ming Emperor had no choice but to take the hundred officials fled to the bottom of the Mazu Mountain, the soldiers blocked and forced the death of Yang Fei. Thanks to Guo Linggong’s bloody battle, the two capitals were restored.
You said these officials, are only for the love of color, so that the death of the country. Nowadays, the foolish people, we should put the colorful desire to warn the party. What do you say to abstain from that lust? I say today a young man, just because of not abstaining from sex, in love with a woman, almost killed a life, lost the sky of family property. The city of Xinqiao was shocked and made into a news book.
That is to say that the Song Dynasty Lin’an Province, go to the city of ten miles, the place called Hushu, out of the city of five miles, the place called Xinqiao. There is a rich family in the city, surnamed Yun Jin, mother Pan, only one son, named Yunfa. Married to Jin, had a four-year-old grandson. That Yun Jin’s family is very rich, the debt accumulation of grain, really full of gold and silver baskets, rice and grain pile warehouse. And go to the new bridge five miles, the name of the place gray bridge, the city built a new house, the outside as a store, so that the son of cloud hair, hire a supervisor to help, open a store. The family received the silk, hair in the store, sold with the machine in the city. Yunfa came to be smart and handsome, roughly know the etiquette, do simple things, not good flower coaxing. Therefore, the cloud Jin all do not worry about him. That cloud hair every morning to store in the sale of goods, the day late to go home. This store in the house only occupies the front, inside the house is empty.
Suddenly, one day, because of some business at home, I didn’t arrive at the store until noon. There was nothing to do, then walked to the river to play. Suddenly saw two boats moored by the river, the boat has many boxes and cages, tables and stools, and there are four or five people, will be moved into his store in the empty house to. The boat walked up three women: a middle-aged fat woman; a wife; a teenage woman, as far as possible into the house. Just because this group of women into the house, there are some teachings Yunfa:
My body is like the five drums that carry the moon over the mountains, and my life is like the lamp that runs out of oil on the third night.
Yunfa busy back to ask the supervisor said: “What people moved into my house without permission?” Supervisor said: “She is in the city people, for the service, a time nowhere to find a house, central this neighbor Fan Lao said, temporarily live two or three days to go. I was about to report, just as the official came.” Yunfa heard, was about to get angry, only to see that the little lady came out, convergence of obeisance forward to say a million blessings, Fang opened his mouth and said: “The official rest assured, not to do in charge of things. Is the slave family a moment of urgency, less than the first to report to the House, I hope to beg forgiveness. Allowed to stay for three or four days, looking for a house on the move. As for the house gold, in accordance with the rules to pay, will not owe.” Yunfa saw her young and beautiful, do not feel angry, then put down his face and said: “In that case, then live a few more days is no harm, please feel free to do as you please.” The woman said, then went to carry boxes and cages.
Yunfa looked heartbroken and also helped her move a few things. The fat woman and the little woman both said: “Do not bother official force.” Yunfa said: “In this spare time, why not help each other?” Each other are happy. Day evening, Yunfa home, instructed the director: “must be with the inside of the new moved to say, write paper deed to me.” Supervisor promised, not to mention.
And said, Yunfa returned home, and not the people moved to live with the matter, said and parents know. That night, only thinking about the little woman. The next morning, woke up, changed a good clothes, dressed up, told the boy Shou Tong followed, swinging to the store. That inside walking eight old, see the owner of the house to come, will come to invite to take in tea, to the room. Yunfa then got up and went in, only to see the little woman, smiling, welcome will come out to say a million blessings, please sit down inside. Yunfa then to the center of the Xuanzi sitting. The old woman and the fat woman, all came to meet and sit with. There were only three women sitting there, so Yunfa asked: “What is your family name? How your family man, no one?” The fat woman said: “My husband’s name is Han, and my son in the Yamen with the official, early to go and late to return, the official body can not meet.” Sitting for a while, Yunfa lowered his head, look at the little woman. This small woman with a pair of handsome eyes, looking at Yunfa said: “Dare to ask the official, how much youth?” Yunfa said: “Vainly twenty-four years old, and ask the lady youth?” The little woman laughed and said: “With the official a fate of a meeting, the slave is also twenty-four years old. The city moved, met the official by chance, and is the same geng, it is the fate of a thousand miles to meet.” The old woman and the fat woman, see Guanmu, push an accident, get up to avoid, only two people sit against. That little woman will put some flirtatious words to seduce Yunfa. Yunfa heart although love her, also do not feel appalled, secretly thought: “she is a good person family, allow her to live, who want to be such a character.” Just about to turn around and go out, this little woman will come over, next to the side of the seat, for a delicate, said: “Officer, will your head of the gold hairpin removed, lending slaves to take a look.” Yunfa took off his hat, and was about to pull it out, when the little woman pressed Yunfa’s bun with one hand, pulled out the golden hairpin with the other, and got up, saying, “Sir, I’ll go upstairs with you to have a word.” While saying this, he went upstairs. At this time, Yunfa’s heart was moved, and he could not hold back, so he also followed upstairs to ask for the hairpin, and called out, “Mother, give me back my hairpin, I have something to do at home, and I have to go back.” The woman said: “I and you are a long-standing marriage, you do not pretend to be honest, and would like to be together with the pleasure of the pillow.” Yunfa said: “I can not! If people know, but not good.” Then stood still Qing, want to go downstairs. How can that woman let out all kinds of enchanting, turn around, embrace the cloud hair, will be pointed jade hand, to pull the cloud hair pants. At that time, even if you are an iron man, can not help it. Yunfa love Xing like fire, then hand in hand with him on the bed, into its clouds and rain. In a flash, the clouds scattered rain, the two up to sit in a snuggle, Yunfa and surprised and happy, asked: “What is the name of the sister?” The woman said: “Slave name Zhang, small word Saijin. Dare I ask the official house to do what industry?” Yunfa said: “My parents only gave birth to a body, the family silk trading debt, the new bridge on the city’s famous wealth. This door head store, is my own open.” Saijin secretly happy: “This time to get this rich man.”
It turns out that this woman’s family, is a hidden name of the prostitute, also called private nest, no business at home, only rely on this account to make a living, the old woman is the mother of the fat woman, this Saijin is the daughter of the fat woman. In the first place, the woman also married in the good family, because her husband has no door physiology, can not live, have no choice but to do this kind of hook. Saijin since childhood was born beautiful, but also know how to write, when already married to someone, only because of the mother to learn the same way, in the husband’s home to do things, was sent back to her husband. Coincidentally, at this time, the fat woman will be on the age of fifty years old, income is very little, just to get a daughter to take over, then simply do it.
Originally lived in the city, only for such things were denounced, panicked, moved here to hide. I do not want to Yunfa accidentally bumped into her hand trap, arranged properly, will leak into, can not help you do not fall into the water. How come there is no man? But someone went to his home, his father and son even avoided. This woman, but greedy for her will be in her hands, I do not know how many men trapped.
At that time, Sai Jin said: “We were in a hurry to move here, lack of expenses. Tell the official, there are silver begging to borrow five taels, can not be excused.” Yunfa agreed, got up and straightened his clothes, Sai Jin returned the gold hairpin, the two went downstairs, still sitting in the Xuanzi. Yunfa thought to himself: “I’m here for a long time, afraid of the neighbors outside to talk about.” And ate a cup of tea, that is to get up, Sai Jin stayed for lunch. Yunfa said: “delayed for a long time, do not eat, a few moments to send silver with you.” Sai Jin said: “Afternoon specially prepared a few cups of food and wine, officer do not see but.” Said, Yun sent to the store. Only to see a few neighbors have come and coaxed: “cloud small official congratulations.” Cloud hair red face, said: “good for no reason! What congratulations?” The original outside near neighbors, see cloud hair in, the house is two six-oak building house, Saijin only occupied a room, this side of a room, that is, above the silk store, but is empty. There are good people, see Yunfa does not come out, will be ambushed in this side of the empty building wall crevice peeping. When they entered the horse, they all see understandably friendly. The people see him red face and hardened mouth, within that original Zhang see will say: “You still want to be lazy! What are you doing upstairs after pulling out the golden hairpin?” Yunfa was said by him, speechless, to an accident, got up and walked out of the store, to the maternal uncle Pan’s house to ask for lunch to eat.
He paced to the store in front of the door, borrowed a small steelyard, and weighed three taels of silver, which he put in his sleeve. And then sat around for a while, and endured half an afternoon, before coming back to the store. The supervisor said: “Inside the residence, just invited the official to eat wine.” Just as the eight old man came out and said. “Sir, where did you go to play, so I have no place to look. Home specially prepared food and wine, only please your supervisor to accompany, no other guests, quickly please go in.” Yunfa then with the supervisor, walked to the xuanzi look, the table has been arranged neatly. Saijin invited Yunfa to sit at the table, the supervisor sat at the head of the horizontal, Saijin sat towards the top. The three sat down, the eight old man pot pouring wine. After eating a few cups of wine, a few dishes of fruits and vegetables, the supervisor will understand, excuse: “years to pull out a lot, the day will be late, I go to clean up the store in the goods to go.” Then get out.
That Yunfa also shallow alcohol, see the supervisor went, only a woman to accompany, interesting, they openly drink. Eat ten cups, know too drunk, will be the sleeve of the silver handed over to Sai Jin, got up and took Sai Jin’s hand, said: “I have a word with you, do that thing today, the neighbors know, many people come to play and coaxing. If my parents know, what will happen? Sister according to me, find a quiet place to live, I often look after you from time to time how?” Saijin said: “That’s right, I will discuss with my mother.” Said, can not help but do some dry life. Yunfa said goodbye, instructed: “I’m going to come again, when you find the place, tell the eight old man to tell me, I’ll send you to get up.” Said, Yunfa came to the store, instructed the supervisor to remember the disappointment, a path back, not to mention.
And said Saijin sent Yunfa to go, then the words to move, ready to detail with the parents know. That night they rested. The next morning up, the fat woman instructed eight old, quietly inquire about the neighborhood news. After a while, the eight old man went home and cried: “The neighborhood is very bad, this place is not a place to raise people.” The fat woman said: “Because of the disturbance in the city, I had no choice but to move here. I was hoping to find a good place to live, but who would have thought that I would run into bad neighbors.” After saying this, she sighed and told her husband to go and look for a house.
That is to say that Yunfa since that day home, afraid of people’s mouths, hidden from parents, only to push the body is not fast, has not been to store to go. Supervisor to sell their own goods. Sai Jin at home, and the eight old to attract old-time customers to walk around. That neighbor contains at first, only know that Yunfa a, fear of children to start, there is still difficult to tolerate the intention, the next time to see the endless exchanges, and then I know is a big do. Inside a matter of life said: “We are all good people, how to allow such violent Cao. As the saying goes: ‘Nearly rape, nearly kill.’ If we get into a fight, we will get hurt or killed, and we will also bring our neighbors into trouble. Let’s sound the gong and drive him away!” The eight old heard this, went in to tell the family. The fat woman heard, not even out of anger, they said to the old lady: “You seven old, eight old, afraid of who? Do not go to the door to scold those short-lived and talkative duck yellow child to go?” The old woman really went to the door and scolded: “Which talkative thief duck yellow child, here to learn fart, if still dare to come to answer my, and this old life to know him! Which family doesn’t have relatives? He always dares to speak foul language and talk behind people’s backs, what is the reason for this?” At that time, the neighbors heard, said: “This out of the spirit of the old dog! If he doesn’t say that he is doing that, why does he come to bully his neighbors?” One of them, Shen Yilang, who owns a grocery store, was about to deal with the old lady, but Zhang Yiming, who is a respectable man, stopped him and said, “Let her be! Don’t fight with this dying woman, just drive her to get up sooner or later.” The woman cursed a few times, and seeing that no one paid any attention to her, she also went in. Then all the neighbors came and said to the supervisor: “This family came to live, it’s because you didn’t know, but you let her come. Now she does not say that her family short, but called the wife outside the door scolding! You have heard it all. We will go to your master’s house tomorrow to say to the cloud official to know, see how you?” Supervisor busily responded: “all of you calm down, do not say that, sooner or later on her to go is.” Said, the crowd went. Supervisor then to the inside, to the side of the woman said: “You quickly find a place to move, do not bring me tired! Look at you guys like this, just live is not showy.” The fat woman said, “Don’t bother to tell me, I’ve already found a house in the city, and I’ll move it sooner or later.” The fat woman told the eight old quietly with the cloud Xiaojun said know. And commanded not to know with his parents. Eight old man led the promise, walked to the new bridge on the city, looking for the cloud house, standing at the opposite door waiting. Not long, the cloud issued to see the eight old, busy leading him to the other door, asked: “What do you come to say?” The eight old man said: “home to move in the city Yoyi camp, woolen cottage south cross bridge street to live, respect asked me to come to know.” Yunfa said: “so best! Tomorrow I will come to send your family to get up.” Eight old man said resignation back.
The next day, the cloud hair has card time, came to the gray bridge city store to live, the supervisor will sell silk silver day by day counted back, and then go inside and Saijin mother and son to catch up with the cold. And in the side took out a letter of silver, said: “this three silver, help you move house fees, after that I will go to see you.” Saijin took, mother and son thanked. Yunfa got up, looked everywhere, see boxes and cages guys are moved off the boat. Sai Jin asked: “Officer, after I go, when will you come to see me?” Yunfa said: “I have to go home and acupuncture a few points of fire, year after year, about half a month day stop, will come to see each other.” Saijin mother and son tears, don’t cloud hair and go. Exactly:
This is not a place to stay, but a place to stay.
And said Yunfa original harmful summer disease, every hot day, will be physically tired, description of the decline. At this time is the beginning of June, so please a doctor, acupuncture in the back of a few points of fire, at home to recuperate, can not go out. Although I miss Saijin, but also have to leave without question.
That is to say, Sai Jin, from May 17 moved in the cross bridge street to live, do not want to that street, all are camp military family, not good that way. And also secluded, no one has been moving around. Fat woman to Saijin said: “that day, cloud small official promised half a month to come, now January how not to come?” Sai Jin said: “Is not sick? Or he said what acupuncture? I think it is not to avoid the summer not to come.” So he discussed with his mother, taught eight old buy two pork belly grinding clean, glutinous rice, lotus meat in it, arranged to rot. Saijin then wrote up the sealing word Road:
I have been thinking about you since I left you, and I can’t forget it. To the appointment, I gazed at the door, do not see coming, your body moxibustion fire pain, I am restless, can not be replaced. I have two pork belly, less Shen Gao An intention, fortunately, I hope to smile not to declare.
Write, folded into an invitation, the paper sealed. Pork belly in the box, told the eight old man asked: “You go all the way from his store, see the cloud small official, then hand him over to personally receive.” Eight old with the box, with the invitation, out of the Wulin Gate, to the gray bridge outside the market store, look will go, do not see the cloud small official, then all the way to the new bridge on the market.
Yunfa sitting at the head of the door, only to see his family boy Shoutou out, eight old man will pull Shoutou to a secluded place, said: “I came to see your officer to talk, can I notify?” Shou Tong then turned around and went in. Not long ago, Yunfa came, eight old man panicked and bowed: “official, and happy your health.” Yunfa said: “Good Gong, what is in your box?” The eight old man said that he knew the purpose of the visit. Yunfa then led him to a restaurant, sat down and asked: “You moved there can be good?” The eight old man said: “very much to spend.” So he took out the invitation seal in his pocket and handed it to Yunfa. Yunfa received to see, hidden in the sleeve. Uncover the box, take a stomach, ask Dr. Wine to cut a plate, ordered hot two pots of wine to. Yunfa also bought a post, ask for pen and ink stone, one side with eight old wine, one side to write back to the book. Finished eating wine, and to the side to take out an ingot of silver, about three taels up and down, and the return letter handed over to the eight old man, said: “More to reply to my sister, after a day or two, I will come to visit, this silver sent with your family expenses.” Eight old accepted, got up and went downstairs. Days late to home, the silver, the invitation to pay Sai Jin. Saijin opened and read, it is written:
I have been honored by the previous meeting, and I will never forget it. I was hoping to go to the meeting, but because of the cheap body moxibustion fire, I missed the previous appointment. I am very grateful for the food and the favor I received. Meeting only in two or three days, some of the white stuff, the right to express the slightest affection, begging for income. Yunfa worship again.
After reading it, the mother and son rejoiced.
Plus cloud hair, in the hotel took a pork belly home, quietly to their bedroom, to his wife, said: “this cooked belly, is a known machine household, sent with me to eat.” That night, the cooked belly and his wife ate in the room. Do not let parents know.
After two days, the cloud launched a morning, informed his parents, to go to check the store. Counting a pocket sedan chair sat, ordered Shou Chong umbrella to follow. Only because of this go, there are points to teach Sai Jin cut off his life. Exactly
The girl of eighteen is not crispy, and she beheads fools with a sword at her waist; it is hard not to see people’s heads fall, but secretly teaches the king to wither the bone marrow.
Cloud hair on the sedan chair, do not realize that early to the gray bridge on the market, into the store, the supervisor to meet. Yunfa was in Saijin, sat for a while, then got up and instructed the supervisor said: “I went into the city, collect some machines on credit, and then come back to count your sales account.” Supervisor knew he was going to that place, but did not dare to stop, only had to say: “official your body is newly healed, not elsewhere to go, for fear of giving birth to other diseases.” Yunfa did not listen, a path to the sedan chair. In the road beforehand, instructed the bearer, into the Silver Mountain Gate, winding to the woolen cottage, the South Cross Bridge, looking for the Lake City to move to Zhang’s house. Store instructions, Shou Tong went to knock on the door. Inside the eight old man came out to open the door, saw the cloud hair, busy people to report to the Saijin, mother and son to meet. Yunfa got off the sedan chair, said: “Your people are difficult to meet, today even the wind blew to get here?” Yunfa cheerfully. Inside, sit down, catch up on the goodbye. After tea, Saijin said: “Officer look at the slave bedroom.” Yunfa then with her to sit upstairs. The two are nothing more than talking about love and honeyed words, and then arranged for the wine and food, the two drink. Yunfa love Xing like fire, hugging each other on the bed. Afterwards, get up to wash their hands, more wine, and drink a few cups. Yunfa because acupuncture at home, January has not act, now see the Saijin, will not be willing to rest once? This Yunfa is also a combined when can not help, the love of the Xing reappeared, the following hard a can not. I pulled Sai Jin to bed, and lost once again. Exactly:
A disease is caused by too much of a refreshing substance, but a disaster is caused by too much of a quick mind.
After the incident, Yunfa realized that his mind was scattered, sleepy and abnormal, so he fell on the bed and slept. Sai Jin also accompanied sleep with sleep.
But said Yunfa sleep, just close your eyes, will hear someone call: “Yun Xiaojun, you’re such a good sleep!” Cloud hair look, is a fat monk. Clothed in old hanky, barefoot shoes, waist bundle yellow silk thread, to the cloud hair said: “Poor monk is the mulberry leaf temple water moon abbot, because of the death of the disciple, especially to persuade the official to abandon the secular monk, with me as a disciple how?” Yunfa said: “you this monk, good not know! My parents are half a hundred years old, only gave birth to me alone, how can I get out of the house?” The monk said: “You have to be a monk, if you want to enjoy the glory, will certainly die young. According to the poor monk, go with me.” Yunfa said: “Nonsense! This is a woman’s bedroom, how dare you come here?” The monk stared at him and said, “Are you going or not?” Yunfa also scolded: “You bald ass, so unreasonable! Why are you pestering me?” The monk was furious and pulled Yunfa away. When he got to the stairs, Yunfa screamed and was pushed by the monk, and fell down the stairs. He was shocked to realize that he was in a cold sweat. When I opened my eyes, Saijin not yet awake, Yunfa even called strange. Sai Jin also woke up and said: “official good sleep, then rest, tomorrow morning to go!” Yunfa said: “parents at home, I have to go back, come back another day.” Sai gold look at cloud hair, color is very bad, do not dare to stay. Yunfa went downstairs, thinking about the dream, and feel alarmed. So resigned Sai Jin mother and son, hurriedly on the sedan chair. It will be late, the belly and gradually pain, really can not live. At this time, self-hatred, Ba can not get home, ordered the coupe driver to go.
When I got to the front door of my house, the pain was unbearable. He got out of the sedan chair, went inside, ran upstairs, and sat down in the toilet to defecate. Pain for a while, sprinkle a while, sprinkle are blood. And go to bed will be dizzy, limbs tired and soft, a hundred bones sore. That cloud Jin see son’s face green color, ran upstairs, ate a shock, also went upstairs and asked: “Why this look?” Yunfa fake push in the machine house, eat a few more cups, thirsty after sleep, and eat cold water, stomach pain for diarrhea. Said not yet, clenched teeth and chills, covered in cold sweat like rain, body as hot as fire. Yun Jin busy downstairs to see the doctor. Doctor said: “pulse gas will be extinct, this disease is difficult to heal.” Yun Jin repeatedly begged, the doctor said: “This disease is not dry diarrhea, is excessive lust, dissipation of vital energy, for the disease of de-yang, more is not good. I use a post of medicine, with him to support the vital energy, if after taking the medicine, the heat retreats pulse up, then there is business, I will come back to the doctor.” So a handful of medicine to go. Parents repeatedly questioned, Yunfa just do not say. Will and the early evening, took the medicine, sleep on the pillow and lie down. Suddenly saw the day dream monk again, stood at the bedside called: “Yunfa, you strong boil what? Why don’t you come with me?” Yunfa only did not answer him, the monk then, without explanation, the body of the yellow silk strips on the neck of Yunfa, pulling and leaving. Yunfa woke up with a cry on the bed lattice, and it was a dream again. When he opened his eyes, his parents and wife were in front of him. The parents asked, “Why did my son wake up?” Yunfa realized that his mind was scattered, and I thought that he could not endure it, but he could only tell the story of Saijin and the monk’s dream. When he had finished, he burst into tears, and his parents and wife were all in tears. His father saw that he was already sick, and didn’t dare to blame him, but he put in words of forgiveness.
Yunfa coma a few times to recover, sobbing said the housekeeper: “You must treat the public aunt, good-looking young son, silk line capital, as much as enough to live.” His wife cried: “and relaxed and adjusted, do not worry too much.” Yunfa sighed, called Yafa help up, said to his parents: “The child can not be born again. It is also the fate of the afternoon disaster, although the regret is not enough? Passed on to the young children, do not learn from me to do wrong, harming the life. If I die, throw the body in the water to go, so that we can thank the crime of abandoning our wives and children, ignoring our parents.” Only after he had finished speaking, did he look into his eyes.
Monk again in front of, Yunfa begged: “my teacher, I have what wrong with you, refused to let me go?” The monk said: “I only prisoner of the color ring, die in the place, can not be detached. What day occasionally see you and the woman, white painting intercourse, I momentary heart, then want you to do a replacement.” Words and go.
Yun Fa woke up and said this to his parents again. Yun Jin was horrified: “So that’s it!” Panicked in the street outside the door burning incense and candles, set out the soup and rice, looking at the sky to worship: “Please Zen master mercy, let my son back, personally go to set up Jiaojiao chasing the extraction.” After wishing, he burned the paper and went back upstairs.
Seeing his son asleep, he suddenly turned over, sat up, and said with his eyes wide open: “Yun Jin, I have violated the Ru Lai Lust Precepts and killed myself in the Woolen Cottage. Your son also came there to lust, so I want your son to be a replacement, or beg you to overthrow. Just now, you promised me to recommend me, I let your son go, and still waiting in Woolly Cottage. If you come to recommend, you can get rid of life, never come.” Yun Jin that this palm salute. Yunfa suddenly feel, color is old, the body has lived in the heat. And get out of bed to relieve themselves, they do not have diarrhea. Daybreak, the original doctor to see, said: “six organs have been restored, will certainly be born. Congratulations!” Handful of medicine, conditioning a few days, really well. Yun Jin that is, invited a few monks, in the wool cottage Sai Jin home, do a day and night dojo. Sai gold family dream, see a fat monk, with a crutch to go. Yunfa will rest for half a year, still in the new bridge on the market physiology. That eight old man to find, but has been refused, never go back. One day, with the director of the old story, do not feel remorseful: “life in the world, do not want sex. I almost put my life in vain.” Since then, the birth of men and women, often admonished, not greedy for sex. Later on, he lived beyond eighty years and died.
Watchers keep in mind this paragraph, in order to warn the children, do not say that the wild history is not helpful, do not have to allegory also!
The second paragraph: “The great man is afraid of his wife.” “The little girl has lost her heart.
The poem says:
I’ve never heard of a man who was afraid of his wife’s favor, but I’ve never heard of a legendary exhortation that resulted in an infamous reputation.
This poem, a single table on earth, there are couples as if there is a heaven and earth; heavenly position on the main drag, the status of the Lord received the lower; the husband to the rate of righteousness, the wife to the obedience of the matter, how can a husband be afraid of his wife’s gift? Can not help the fear of the internal, the white gentry to catch the lowly, the habit of becoming a trend, shameless, that is, witnessed the wife’s prostitution, there is no way to pay. Nothing else, the disaster are from the word “love”. Covering people when they first married, love its color, and to spoil, spoil one into, that is:
Public words in the hall are like iron to nails; private words on the pillow are like orchids.
Who can heal even though he is a miracle worker? When the lion roars, the husband is at a loss, and thus becomes afraid. This is the inevitable reason!
That is to say, South Zhili in the city, Mo have alley, there is a person surnamed Yang Yu, the word XueDe. This person in the place, is also a number. Good friends, if the neighbors have something, pull him out, say a few words, people are convinced. Only one thing, go home and see his wife, like a ghost to see the king of hell, on the fear of the interior, he is considered the first chair. He favored in front of people to say: “Being a person, there is no reason to be afraid of his wife! All people do things, how can be perfect? If there is a mistake, the beauty of the wisdom of the wake-up call, but also the work of internal help, how not to listen to her? Even if you are beaten by your wife a few times, it’s just a fun and interesting thing to do in the bedroom. Do you think that the tender and loose hands can be beaten painfully? Is it also like an enemy, it is necessary to fight with her to win or lose?” Because of this idea, married to Hua, born very beautiful, only twenty years old, and the hand to get, the mouth to say, he will be afraid to serve, solid and afraid of her.
But said the sheep learning German, have a string of friends, a high name Zixing; a name to get a name; a small Dan Gou name Meidu, are all the characters of the wind. All live in the pants lane right inside the belly, will play and sing, a home, women see, there is no not moved. Therefore, the old adults will not allow this generation of door.
Gou Meidu, fifteen years old, his father died early, leaving only his mother, Zhu. He was more than thirty years old, and just by looking at his son’s beauty, he knew that his mother must be beautiful. Situation Meidu to learn Zixing’s singing and blowing, day by day invited at home, regardless of inside and outside, neither orphaned nor orphaned, widowed nor widowed, children and mothers have not not embarked on. The two neighbors saw him coaxing in and out, but also suspicious.
One day, Gao Zixing came to look for Meidu, by chance Meidu went out, he closed the door and went upstairs. Left neighbor has the heart, rush to find a wall crack to see, see Zi Xing embraced Zhu’s, in the drunkard’s chair, will not be able to twist the buttocks, that Zhu’s chaotic class chaotic broadcast. Zi Xing a gas, pumping on forty or fifty back, Zhu’s gradually closed his eyes and lost a while, the body can not move. That high Zixing endure a moment, see Zhu’s wake up, pull out the meat tool, in the mare’s mouth, up and down the ring shaking, Zhu’s and was provoked by the itch, the mare and will set over, Zixing and all the root of the mess without a two hundred pump, Zhu’s not help, and lost. Zi Xing also want to enjoy, Zhu’s pleaded: “my heart, once again will die, spare, to be tomorrow with you to enjoy.” Gao Zixing said: “Your son is not at home, so where can I go to finish?” Zhushi said: “As you where to go.” Zixing pocketed his pants and went downstairs to go out.
The neighbor, who was waiting at the door, called out, “Lao Gao, you’re good in battle!” Zixing said: “We string theater, but false poke these shots, what good?” They laughed at each other. But a pass two, two pass three, pants alley, no one does not know. That Zhu’s still want to fake sell clear, scolding neighbors scolding house can not.
One day, is also something. That high Zixing, Xi want to get, all in the beauty of the family singing and drinking, Xing finished home, the only Zixing turn back, walking in Zhu’s upstairs rest. The neighbors hate Zhu’s hard mouth, to find out, are secretly waiting at the door, and Zixing open the door out. Being a handful of people took hold of, and fear of Zhu’s short, called two old women to stay with. That beauty are busy to find Xi want to get, and a few acquaintances to mediate. One of them is called Yang Gouzi, one of them is called Wang Couch Pi, with these two inside, can not be found. Tzu-hsing then asked Meidu to look for Yang Xuede. When the day dawned, Meidu found Xuede and said, “I’ve come to ask you to mediate, otherwise my mother would have died.” Sheep XueDe said: “Who is the one who is causing trouble inside?” Meidu said: “It’s Yang Gouzi and Wang Couch Pi.” Xue De said, “So it’s these two. It doesn’t matter, you go to weigh one or two silver, make two packs and apply them.” Meidu that is to the home, said to his mother, weighing silver out of the door, handed over to Xuede, Fang with him to the home. Xue De saw a room full of people sitting, then laughed and said: “Ah ah, so lively! Why are you here?” Yang Gouzi and his wife said, “It’s good that you’re here! There is one thing that is not popular. Gao Zixing had committed adultery with Gou Meidu’s mother for more than a day. Neighbors waiting for four or five days, how night only caught, is about to send the official, your old man has come, what is the law?” That sheep XueDe then pulled Yang, Wang two people’s hands, will silver bag handed over, is calmly said: “this adultery is the bed to get hold of? Is it outside the door to get hold of?” A few said: “Although it is not the bed to catch, but we all know the alley!” Xue De also said: “According to all of you said it is its. And ask this to catch adultery is her father’s family, or relatives?” The people said: “Although it is not the father’s family, relatives, we are close to the neighborhood, the things that hurt the customs, everyone can get.” The king of the couch skin and Yang Gouzi said: “You and quiet mouth! Listen to brother sheep punishment, have a wonderful argument.” Yang Xue De said, “To conceal evil and promote good is the basis for accumulating good fortune and longevity. As for making others ugly, harming people’s lives, what good does it do to oneself? As the saying goes: ‘Idle people hand out idle shores, don’t let idle people manage.'” After hearing this, all the people were speechless. Inside a man said: “We have no enmity with him, do what against? Just his two fornication, we are witnessed, that Zhu’s anti-scolding neighbors scolded the house, so angry with her, and she made a fool of herself. Now your old man, a thousand places, at your command, we have no disobedience.” Yang Xue De said: “This is also difficult to blame the crowd. Zhu’s nature of mind, needless to say, is the old high, in the pants file, hard head, hard head, all of you do not like him?” Everyone laughed, he added: “Now you treat me as a person, how can I dare to forget? I will take out a few taels of silver, and tell the cook to pack a few tables of wine.” He instructed Gou Meidu, saying, “Go and issue the head, and ask Gao Zixing to make a book of opera to accompany the gift. This makes it?” Everyone said: “Wonderful!” So the crowd dispersed.
In a few moments, the theater box arrived and the stage was set up. The neighbors gathered and ate together. The children were all dressed up, playing gongs and drums, and performing a play called “The Tale of a Pixie Hut”, which was about a man who stole from a woman and a woman who was a whore. That Gou Mei had become a sticker Dan, but she was so beautiful that she made a show of herself on the stage. She made Yang Xuede’s wife forget all the rules and regulations, and her old feelings were revived. See Meidu off the stage, then embraced and said: “My heart! You have such an attitude, can not help people soul fly, to the end of the scene, by how you, to fulfill my wish to go.” Meidu said: “If grandma knows, rough stick whip you, but I can not save you, must be their own plans.” Xue De said, “Never mind her! I will also beat her with a thick stick.” Gao Zixing said, “It’s not necessary to worry about that, why is it difficult to be flattered.” Gou Meidu said: “Ken to Ken, as long as he a host, tomorrow morning please us. Old Xi, you do in.” Everyone said, “Yes.” Xuede promised. Straight to the end of the play, ate the end of the wine, Meidu and Zixing, with the sheep sent Xued all the way home. It was already three o’clock in the evening, and the remaining moon was hazy. XueDe pulled Meidu, one step behind and said: “My little heart, finished my heart to go.” Meidu said, “If you go to your house and disturb the host, you will naturally fulfill your wish.” XueDe then a embrace and said: “you this little greasy mouth, know I can not do at home, deliberately difficult for me?” So pulled to the porch, removed his pants, then get up. Only a few pumps, only to see Xi want to get gently covered in the side then said: “dog playing flowers, quickly get some water!” XueDe scolded: “jail drag of, not softly!” Not a moment later, came back to say: “old sheep, hosts do not forget.” XueDe said: “dead flower child, why dead people, said there will be.” Xue De said: “You well into the pounding, do not enter the anus, do not care about me.” Meidu said, “I’m sick of flowers, don’t go yet!” Zixing busy to drag him said: “Do not provoke aversion.” They went away. In a few moments, each dispersed home.
Xue De arrived home and knocked on the door, Lamei opened the door and let in. Xue De asked: “Mom asleep?” La Mei nodded, Xue De busy upstairs, to the bed to touch. That Hua reached out, split face slap said: “into your mother’s, this time to come! What are you doing outside?” Xue De then sat in front of the bed and said: “Today I met a strange thing.” Then the Zixing raped Zhu’s, the crowd at the place does not fall, I went to say will fall, one by one, explained, said: “just come back from the theater, and did not walk a very wild road.” Hua heard these words of flirtation, got up and sat in the bed, said: “Is this true?” Xue De said: “How dare I lie?” Hua said: “Take the goods to me to see!” XueDe busy tugging pants, Hua reached out to touch, will come to the nose a smell, scolded: “you this deceitful dead eight! Your mother’s water is not women, but go to get that shit ass! You do not kneel down, still want to come to sleep?” One rolled over, even towards the bed, crying. Xue De quickly knelt down and said, “If I go to get it, grandson. The mother female with donkey into.” Hua said: “You still want to grease the mouth? The egg head still stinks of shit!” XueDe said: “yes, no wonder mother annoyed me, just now bellyache, a moment to break the belly will come out, tired of the egg head. Please don’t worry, I will not be so lucky.” Hua said: “diarrhea is diarrhea odor, this is clearly pile cooked shit, but also strong mouth! Do you think I do not know all the goods? Well, you quickly go to wash.” XueDe busy call Lamei, get hot water to wash, just want to work with her. Just climbed into bed with joy, that Hua a pinch dust handle, told La Mei to get the wooden chopsticks on the table, then the dust handle clamped, will knee pants belt tightened on both sides. Xue De cried out in pain and said: “Let my mother beat you a few times, this criminal law is really difficult to bear. If you break it, you will not be able to use it for the rest of your life; if you hurt it, you will not be able to move your hand for a few days. I hope Mother will get away with it!” Hua laughed and said, “I’ll wait for him to suffer.” XueDe begged and begged, only then loosened the clamping stick, told him to go to bed. XueDe screamed in pain: “my mother, you see swollen.” Hua drank: “death eight, do not prevaricate, quickly come to answer. Into my good, will be the crime.” Xue De had no choice but to half pain half pain dust handle, stuffed in, not on a two hundred pumping, they threw. That Hua is on the rise, do not want her husband has lost, then to his shoulder bites a mouth and said: “How is the general when the official, to cope with the matter.” XueDe said: “mother, not I slack, don’t know for what, one to mother fragrant beautiful things within, and then can not endure, will come.” So the two sleepy sleep. This is exactly:
I am not ashamed of my slavish behavior, but I am willing to be forbidden by my wife. The husband’s program is so overriding that he still pretends to be innocent in front of others.
The next morning, Gao Zixing with Gou Meidu, Xi want to get, all come to the United States family Suodong Road. Guests and hosts see, Gao Zixing thanked: “How to thank brother trouble, solve my knot.” Yang Xue De said: “This should be.” Meidu interface: “sheep brother, we come today to eliminate what day of the Dongdao.” XueDe said: “What night open room waiting for me, stayed up all night sleep, how to ask him to do it?” Gou Meidu said: “How? I said he would renege on the bill. I only ask the middleman want, otherwise I am this cheap.” Gao Zixing said: “is a host, this dog’s ass also do not see expensive. I have a story to tell you. In the beginning, the sheep head no horns, the dog head original horns. That sheep want to dog’s horns, centralized chicken intermediary borrowed, and then refused to return so far. The chicken still said: ‘The dog has a horn.’ The dog is cloud: ‘to, to, to.’ The goat was intent on trying to get away with it, and said, ‘No, no, no.'” After saying this, all the people laughed. Xue De said: “Let me go in and ask.” XueDe into the inside, I did not expect Hua has been in the middle of the door behind the listening, see her husband in, then a pull on the beard said: “you last night with a small bastard to do that, I raise you shame, not go out to beat him, you good with me upstairs.” XueDe said: “my beauty HuiNiang, both full of my honor, do not pluck to harm my beard.” So we went upstairs together. That outside Gou Meidu, climbed in the frame, eyes on the peeping, down to the crowd to say know, the crowd that is to cover their mouths into the inside steal Germany, only to hear Hua’s furious: “Who is the man who grows up, do that dirty things.” XueDe said: “mother, you are clever, how to listen to these people coaxing?” Hua said: “Other people may have, Uncle Gao this kind of character, can not also coax people?” XueDe hurriedly walked to Hua’s legs and said: “If you don’t believe me, you can eat with them. If I and that little bastard, stick a stick body, oil a word of mouth, then both sins are punished.” Hua said: “My son, he is my enemy, I go to the whole wine and warm his ass?” XueDe said: “not invite him, they pianoforte, fiddle have brought, just sing songs for wine. You listen in the window, is also interesting.” Hua listened to the movement of Xing, think of their class of characters flow lovely, then said: “just, spare you this time, quickly go to buy things, I cook with you, only do not allow you to be reckless outside.” XueDe said: “dare not.” Get up and go downstairs, go out to keep all the people, said: “I heard under the room that all of you are here, and heard me say that all of you sing a good song. She has promised to fix it with her own hands. Let us all go with me to buy some food and wine.” So all of them went out together with smiles on their faces. This was called:
The family scolds with severity, and the woman is ashamed of her chastity, but she is not good enough to open the door to the thief and go to the makeup building.
Yang Xued four people, bought food and wine, get under the kitchen. Hua’s really out of the whole time, told La Mei will be set out. That Gao, Xi, Gou three people, pretend to be humble for a time, and then sat down, called a please ah! But see:
Everyone’s hands, every cup, wolf food, like with chicken bones have a very enemy; horse drink cattle call, but like with glutinous rice juice is a pro sister. It is to eat a look at the three uncovered two, the plate is like a cloud flying. If you are nearsighted, don’t come to sit down; if you have a toothache, you will suffer half of the loss.
In a moment, the disk discs empty. Hua’s spied, and asked Lamei to get some to add out. XueDe poured wine once, and everyone said: “The wine is cold.” XueDe then said to the inside: “The wine is cold!” After another round of drinking, the people said, “It’s still a bit cold.” Xue De said again, “The wine is still cold!” Hua’s heart was already unhappy when she first heard the shouting, and then she was very annoyed when she heard the shouting. Down behind the door to see, but good XueDe bring wine pot to go in to change the wine, split head and hit. Hua is angry, is a big slap, hit very loud, outside hear really. XueDe did not make a sound, walked out and said: “This is so hateful! I specialize in hitting you this wine cold.” All the people were suspicious, said: “He is usually very afraid of, how to get up for a moment?” And all the people drink happily, you sing I play blow, I sing you play blow, really around the beam of sound, sound through the clouds. That Hua began to listen to the wonderful, leaning against the door to see, after gradually out of the center hall, standing behind the screen, or hidden or see, leading to these guys, the more made the appearance of the flow. And the turn of Gao Zixing sang, Hua will be in the screen with a hand clap, hidden praise wonderful. That Gao Zixing just in the right hand, sitting on the side of the screen, is opposite the jade. He saw this light, get:
Inside my heart, I was apprehensive, and in my mind, I was upside down.
Fidgety, the heart of a plan, the foot will pad the table bricks kicked away. See the table is not stable, busy to the corner of the screen to find tiles, gently Hua’s embroidered shoes, pinch a hand, and then padded table feet. He saw Hua’s immobility, know that she has a heart, because a stare at Hua’s, Hua’s hand to beckon him, then got up and said: “columns and sit down, I relieve myself to come.” Xue De said: “Do not escape!” Zixing said, “Am I willing to escape?” So he went to the back, saw the door half-covered, then body next to go in. When Hua saw him, he said, “Uncle Gao, why don’t you come here to drink?” Zixing said, “I’ve disturbed you a lot, so I’ve come to thank you.” Hua poured a cup of tea and said with a smile, “Uncle Gao, I heard you were happy.” Zixing said, “She is an outdated peach and apricot, not like sister-in-law is a hibiscus on the water.” Hua said: “I am the most strange people talking about the west in the east.” Zixing said: “My heart, how can I be false to you?” and went to kiss her. Then he went to kiss the lips. Hua deliberately refused, hand tea, splashed all over, then said: “You quickly out! I send beard out tomorrow, you can come early, I talk to you.” Zi Xing got about, again out to the table, do not guard against that Xi want to get has long been spied, see Zi Xing said out of the honor to go, he also said out of the honor to go, and followed to the back, but also into the door, hidden in the shadows, listen to the understanding. See Xiao Gao out, also do not break through, then come to sit on the table for a while, everyone square dispersal.
Na Xue De returned inside and praised, “My mother, you really appear to have good means!” Hua laughed and said, “If you don’t mind me, then so be it.” Xue De said: “What do I dislike about you? Just in front of these people, do not want you to show your face.” Hua said, “Pfft! You should not have attracted his family. Is it possible that the female is born on the corner of the forehead, and when she sees people, she will go in? If you say so, I will go out to see him when they come. What can you do to me?” Xue De then struck himself in the face with his hand, and said, “It is only that I have spoken too much!” Pity:
What’s not to be done when you’re playing in the palm of your hand.
Gao Zixing, because Hua about her, the next morning, dressed very neatly, quietly go. Unexpectedly, Xi want to get home also thought: “I which is not as good as him? The two of them are eye to eye, as long as the kick away from me. If it’s just a matter of getting along with everyone, then it’s fine; otherwise, I’ll break his tendons! He is bound to go early this morning, wait for me to wait for him first.” So he went first. That Zixing just arrived at the door of the sheep house, go to the door to look, see someone inside, take a closer look, but it is Xiao Xi! Heart is like a punch in the face, said: “this ghost, how come first?” Busy do not see, paced over. That little Xi saw, will rush out the door, called: “high big brother where to, dressed like a groom to do? What good, take me along.” Zixing said: “I’m going to pay my respects to a friend.” Xiao Xi said: “I will accompany you.” Zixing said, “I don’t dare to do so.” Xiao Xi said, “I am fine, but I have to walk with you today.” Zi Xing, and then not open, the whole day of entanglement.
On the next day, Zixing hated, “This God damned thing has missed me for one day. I don’t know how that man hates me! Today, I will not go to the main road, I will go by the small road.” When I arrived at the Yang family’s center hall, I saw Xiao Xi in the morning. I asked him, “Why are you here?” Xiao Xi said, “My coming is my brother’s coming.” Zixing said, “I have something to say to Brother Yang.” Xiao Xi said, “I also have something to say.” After they sat down for a while, Zixing said, “Go away.” Xiao Xi said, “Where are you going? I will go with you.” Tzu-hsing then became angry and wanted to fight with him. Xiao Xi smiled and said: “I have not offended big brother, why so angry? If you want to fight, just fight a few times. I will always follow you.” Zixing had no choice but to go to Gou’s house and inform Zhushi about it. Zhushi said, “This is not difficult, but you must not forget the old. You go to buy four-color gift, I will go on behalf of your sheep family.” Zixing went to do the preparation.
And said Hua, see his two can not be entangled, not hate. To the third day, suddenly saw a sedan chair, carrying a half-aged beauty in. After meeting the salute, they said: “My name is Zhu, Gou Mei are my children. Before the sheep uncle, all my life, specially prepared some micro things, to thank grandma.” Hua said: “So it is the grandmother, are all family, why so, please sit down inside.”
But said Xi want to get, and came to the sheep family sentry. Zhang see Zhu’s inside, they were shocked: “Good thief! This chess fell and he played, wait for me to go to find the clam, call the old sheep back to break him.” Not long, Xue De fruit back. See is Zhu’s, meet the salute. Hua knew the purpose of the visit, they stayed for dinner. After dinner, Hua said: “Uncle tonight. Here to rest, I still have informed words to you.” Zhu’s said: “I’m afraid that Uncle Sheep blame me for blocking his pleasure.” The two laughed a bunch, then asked the sedan chair driver to go back. In the evening, Hua ate a few more cups, then the spring heart to show, to Zhu’s said: “I’ll make a sister with you, so that we can come and go. I heard that you and Xiao Gao have a love affair. Sister, please try to tell me.” Zhu’s gladly said: “sister, that little bastard line goods son, really different from others, stuffed into the pussy, looking for flower center, female slit filled, people are not resting, a burst of lost, can not say how much that wonderful. Therefore, the woman will see him first numb.” Said that Hua, the body into the Zhushi, said: “You are sincere things, I do not say false. I originally asked him to come for a while, causing me to wait for two days, but why?” Zhushi said: “Don’t blame him. How do you show the wind, by the little Xi bastards know, resisted to the death pestered, not step away, so can not come. Today specially asked me to communicate, tomorrow to pick you up to my home, do not know whether it is possible?” Hua said: “so very good.” So asked the beard downstairs to stay, the two of them joked and laughed all night.
To the next morning, after combing rice, Hua asked her husband to find two sedan chair. Xue De said: “Mother also want to go where?” Hua said: “What do you care about me?” Xue De said: “I will come to pick you up at night.” Hua said: “Who wants you to pick up!” XueDe can only call two sedan chair, let her go out, do not dare to ask more. Zhu’s and Hua’s home, Zi Xing has been there first. That Hua’s good face, a pulling said: “You caused me to wait at home for two days.” Zixing said: “My mother, angry people! Being little Xi pestered not to let go, today fortunate to meet, can not wait.” So hand in hand to go to bed. Hua untied the small clothes, fell on the bed, Zi Xing will dust handle inserted, just to find flowers for pistil, suddenly heard the tile on the exclusion of a loud sound, the two were startled. But it turned out to be about Yang Gouzi Xi want to get, see Zixing into the door, after two sedan chair into the door, use this scheme. Zi Xing was afraid, hastily drew out male genitals downstairs, and Gou Mei are wide open the door. He taught him a tune and then went home. Another idea, called the United States to say: “I hire a light boat, ask your mother and Aunt Hua, all dressed as men, silent out, on the boat to play.” Meidu went to notify.
I don’t want Zixing to call a light boat, and it’s the boat of Wang Yan, a bachelor who can’t do anything. His family a small ambassador, called Wang Long, also in the pants crotch left live. A little stop, two women with conical hats, Gouzi led on board. Drinking before a few forests, Zixing and Hua, they went into the cabin. Wang Long did not see the two present, only that he is to get hung up, to the door a look, the original below is a woman, pick up the double strands, that Zi Xing will be the dust handle to bite the mare’s heart, the woman could not stop shivering, is dying when, Wang Long busy jumping ashore, called the parents of the Wang Yan to come, gently into the cabin, a hand to take hold of. Zhu’s with silver in the body, busy buying Wang Yan release, but also to fight more Road less. That Xi want to go looking for sheep Xuede, said the ship has two or three family officers, was held, to invite you to earn him a few taels of silver. Sheep old is to eat this bowl of rice, will be happy to come with. On the boat, ate a big surprise, only to see Hua’s squatting as a pile, Zhu’s and Gao Zixing are begging Wang Yan. XueDe a moment of anger, the WangLong swing on a few palms. That Wang Yan, Gao Zixing all a smoke away. Only surviving Zhu’s, Meidu, Hua’s has lost the small clothes, XueDe also take off and go.
Sheep old angry words can not be said. Hua scolded back: “dog dead eight, you are a good man, how his wife and was swindled?” Then pretend to get up, pretend to throw the river. Sheep old at this time, shame and anger, a push to fall into the water. Zhu’s mother and son, just kowtow. Sheep Lao said: “I am not myself, should not provoke them. Nothing to do with you, go away.” Poor Hua, not extreme rain and clouds of happiness, life in a moment, this is also self-inflicted. Sheep old home, so moved in the Qingliang door to live. But I hate Xiao Gao but, the prison head, forbidden, are usually thick, met with a Jiangyang robbers, they bought him, a bite of Gao Zixing, after the death of the prison. Do you think you can be afraid of? Only afraid of her, naturally put you like a child in the palm of your hand, why not tolerate for? People like to be afraid of the internal, I set this paragraph as a warning!
The third paragraph: “For the sake of miserliness, my sister was burned, and because of my love of gambling, my wife was made rich.
The poem says:
Cheng En borrowed to hunt the small Pingjin, so that the gas often swim in the nobleman; a throw of money is the courage, the family does not know the poverty of the four walls.
This poem, single channel ancient gambling, such as the Jin Huan Wen, Yuan delay, Song Liu Yu, Liu Yi, all gambling in the heroes. Since then even flow for the ungrateful thing, into which the person, there is not not lose their family and business. Travelers line beggars. That joke, a man asked: “female to male body, what is the method?” A person replied: “will be a few pork belly, sewed into a big bag, the woman in the inside, cooking a few days will turn male body.” The questioner did not understand, the person laughed: “All day in the gambling roll, afraid he does not come out male genitals.” Therefore, the children of the unworthy, the prodigal, gambling for the first, or have a family, but also only one in a thousand, but ultimately not for the training.
That is to say, during the Chenghua years, there is a man in Gou Rong County, surnamed Pei Sheng, since childhood, good gambling, vowed not to win one or two thousand gold family, and then never look back. He also had a thousand taels of family business, but in a few years, he was killed in a few dice. He was a good gambler, and he was not well fed and clothed. His wife Yang’s, was the old family daughter, very good looks, and wise, morning and evening advice not to gamble, Pei Sheng where willing to listen. And see gambling to this position, I expect no good end later, a moment to ask a cry, to throw himself into the river. That Pei Sheng know panic, send his wife to his father-in-law’s home, settled down, they slipped away.
That Yang’s although living in her mother’s home, her brother and sister-in-law, not to be disliked, hated her husband not to compete, but also to endure. Less than a year, parents are whimpering, but the brother Yang two home, he did, silver life kind of value, more than one person, tea can not afford to eat more bells, how to be willing to provide for the sister, not on more than ten days, they said: “sister, stay with your parents in the, to raise you over a lifetime; now that my parents are gone, I have no head of the population to add more, and your brother-in-law does not come back, do not know whether to live or die. Why don’t you take advantage of your youth to find a good family to go, is also a lifelong thing.” Yang’s said: “Brother, to raise my mouth is easy, how do you want me to remarry? Besides, my brother-in-law may not be dead. If I marry, what will I do when I come back later?” Yang Erlang said, “My sister is a smart person, as the saying goes, ‘It is better to add a bucket than a mouthful.’ If you eat alone, you will need one liter a day, and three stone and six buckets of rice a year, as well as firewood and vegetables. You need six or seven taels of silver a year, so where can I earn it? If we talk about my brother-in-law, a thousand taels of silver, all finished gambling, naked out, a few bones, I do not know where to fall, how can there be home days? According to my early marriage for fried! Yang’s heard that it is not good to respond again, just do not make a sound. And so brother turned around. Tears: “Husband does not compete, the original can not rely on brother, how to blame him?” Wiping tears, only to see Yang Erlang again came to say: “sister, you refuse to marry, I still have a good plan. You have a good needle and finger in your hand, and there is a hut at the door, so you can settle down, do some needle and finger work for others, and I will help you with some firewood and rice, and then wait for my brother-in-law to come back, isn’t it a good thing?” Yang’s believe in the truth, full of promise. The next day, moved out.
Just after January, the firewood and rice did not come to help. Yang went in at night and saw that her brother did not come out. She went to see her sister-in-law again, and couldn’t help but come out and say, “Miss, do you think there’s a shortage of firewood and rice?” Yang’s said: “Exactly.” Brothel’s sister-in-law went inside and took out a piece of silver, about how much money it weighs, and handed it to Yang’s, saying: “You take it and use it, and in the future you have to find your own way to live, and you can’t rely on your brother.” Yang took the silver and said: “At the beginning of the brother had said in advance, are his package, how now say this, so that my woman’s family, where to find a way to live.” Sister-in-law said: “Miss, your brother is mindful of the brother-sister relationship, originally said to help you some. If you want it, it would be better to keep you for life, why do you have to move out?” Yang’s ate a meaningless, then handed back the silver sister-in-law, walked out. She was so angry that she searched for a rope to kill herself. Only to hear someone knocking on the door very quickly, Yang’s only to think that it is the brother’s heart to change, and quickly opened the door. Shining the light, but it is seventy or eighty years old man. Look at him:
Both eyebrows are as white as silver, both ears are as dirty as paint; the scarf is wrapped around his head, and the staff is held in his hand. He shakes his head before he steps, and chokes before he opens his mouth; he is an old man with a hunchback and a back that is not straight.
Yang asked: “I’m a widow, I do not know the old man, in the middle of the night, what is the door?” The old man said: “The old man is the head of the village Wang Lao, life compassion for orphans and widows, often help people. Today, I heard that you refused to help your brother and sister-in-law, so I’m sending you some money and rice.” Yang’s said: “First cousin brother and sister-in-law, not yet see mercy, I am not related to you, how dare I benefit?” The old man said, “What are you talking about? This is the old man’s intention to help people in need. Rice at the door, can be received in.” The old man went away. Yang’s take the lamp to the door to shine, and did not see people, very puzzled. Look back, really underground a big bag of rice, there are more than one or two stone, bag knot hanging on the copper two thousand. Yang’s thought: “If I eat this rice finished, but also half a year, must be husband back. This rice money is not a person to send, must be God’s help.” So look at the sky to thank, also not hang himself, will be money, rice packed up, and then go to sleep. Yang Erlang see sister two days do not go in to ask, heart thought: “sister to be willing to starve to death?” Then a boy came out to inquire, and replied: “In the girl’s room, there is a lot of firewood and rice, and it’s a good time.” Yang Erlang was surprised and said, “Where did it come from?” His wife said: “She is a very beautiful talent, to find a helper, but also very easy. But other people know, how can we behave? But catching a thief to see the stolen goods, catching an adulterer to see double. The matter is not yet, can not be exported. You see the whereabouts at dusk, if there is movement, then manipulate him, not afraid that he will not remarry.” Yang Erlang nodded his head and said: “Yes”.
To the dusk, quietly went to the door to listen to, do not see the slightest movement, and even listen to four or five dusk, all have no effect, and his wife said know. His wife said: “Raise Han bitch, very calculating. If he does something, you and I have no honor? It is better to send her clean before it is too late.” Yang Erlang said, “How do I send her away?” His wife said, “It’s no fun to live here if she’s such a bad influence on the family. When it’s late, I’ll go to her door and set fire to it. That is, when others see it, they will only say that their own house is on fire, is it not clean?” Yang Erlang clapped his hands and laughed: “Good plan! I’m not afraid she’ll walk up to heaven.” You see, a woman lives alone in front of the door, who knows that her brother and sister-in-law are going to manipulate her. Exactly:
A snake’s mouth on a green bamboo, a needle on a wasp’s tail; two things are not yet poisonous, but the most poisonous of all is a woman’s heart.
That Yang Erlang listened to his wife’s plan, as if the holy decree, and so on the next day, that is to pay the kitchen, packing dry wood and grass, just waiting for the night to act. Unexpectedly, when he and his wife were calculating, the daywalker had already heard and understood, and flew to play with the Jade Emperor God. At the end of the night, Yang Erlang asked the boys to move the firewood and grass to the door of his sister and set fire to it. These thatched huts, a moment will burn all over the sky red. Yang Erlang is there to see, only to see the end of the fire, immediately rushed across, into their own house, their own housing also burned up. The heart was shocked, rushed into the move to grab the guys and stuff, walked to the back door, regret. And check out the people, things, burned two boys; wife to grab the clothes, was the fire smoke down, burned alive. Erlang panicked in a ball, daybreak realize that burned his wife, this is a later story.
But said Yang Erfa fire, Yang’s just falling asleep, suddenly heard someone in a dream, even called “fire hair”. Panicked to get up, the fire has burned in front of the heart panicked no idea, just call the sky. Suddenly saw that night to deliver rice to the old man, from the fire drilled in and said: “big lady, I come to save you out.” Yang’s humped on his back, slowly walked out of the fire. He humped her on his back and walked slowly out of the fire. He humped her for a while before putting her down and saying, “Your Highness, how did this fire start? Because I sent you rice the day before yesterday, your brother suspected you of doing something ugly, so the couple designed to burn you. Unexpectedly, you do not die, but his house was burned, and burned to death a number of people miles.” Yang’s said: “I see! Blessed you to save me, really born again parents! But now to where to settle down?” The old man said: “First to my home and then place.” So led Yang’s walk to the home, pushed open the door, settled a place, and Yang’s said: “big lady sit down, wait for me to go in a little light.” The old man went in. Yang’s sat for a while, a doze actually fell asleep.
Daybreak woke up to see, the original is not a home, is a land temple, the makeup of the land, and the night to save him in general. Yang’s wake up and said: “The original Gong Gong save me, I expect that I still have some benefits in the future, or else repeatedly save me what?” Then he got up to thank the land, just finished worship, suddenly saw a group of people, take incense and candles to come in. One of them, called Zhang Xiaofeng, often with Pei Sheng, saw Yang, horrified and asked: “big lady, why are you sitting alone in the temple?” Yang’s head to cry, then her husband is no good, out of the door, and brother and sister-in-law forced to marry, set fire to me, feel the land to save the words, told all of them. The people said: “Your brother’s family is quite good, not to mention you, even three or five sisters, can afford to pay, how did you do this.” One of them is later, living in the back door of Yang Er, also said: “Thousands of calculations, the sky is only a calculation. Last night when the fire started, the four neighbors saw, someone stood in mid-air, put a few red flags, cover the four sides of the house, single burn Yang two family. Daybreak to find his wife, has been burned like black charcoal, still crying there wife miles.” The crowd listened to all sticking out their tongues and said: “There really is a god in the void.” Zhang Xiaofeng asked Yang: “How long has Pei Sheng gone out?” Yang said: “There will be a year and a half. The day before yesterday, I heard my brother say that he had died, I don’t know if it’s true or not?” Zhang Xiaofeng laughed: “How can you say dead when you are alive?” Yang said: “Could it be that the official knows some information?” Zhang Xiaofeng said: “Now Yangzhou money off, to help a gentleman’s leisure, riding in and out all day long, not generous!” Yang said: “When did you see him?” Xiaofeng said: “This year’s spring.” Yang said: “I want to go, can I find it!” Xiaofeng said: “We can meet as soon as we get to Yangchuan.” Yang said: “How far is it from here to Yangzhou?” Xiaofeng said: “It’s two to three hundred miles, and we still have to cross the Yangzi River!” Yang sobbed, “I’ll never see him again! I might as well kill myself.” Xiaofeng said, “Don’t be too busy. If you can’t find her, just add some money to the bill. My daughter-in-law, who is also from Yangzhou, is going back to her mother’s home tomorrow. Wouldn’t it be easier for you to take his boat and go with him?” Everyone said, “Excellent!” They called for a sedan chair to carry Yang to Zhang Xiaofeng’s house. Yang thanked all of them and said, “Ladies and gentlemen, if I find my husband, I will thank you again. But today’s events, do not let my brother know.” The people agreed to disperse.
Yang arrived at Zhang’s house, and the next day went on board with his daughter-in-law. Zhang Xiaofeng rushed and took a letter to Yang, saying, “When you see Pei, give him this book.” Yang thanked him and started the boat. Not more than two or three days, arrived in Yangzhou, Yang’s borrowed Xiaofeng daughter-in-law’s home right to live. That family knows that he is poor to keep the festival, not more than pity, good to see, day by day to lead her all over the street to hit, but did not meet. One day to a small alley, see a, hand holding a pot of wine, holding a few plates of snacks, wearing rags, busy into a home. Yang looked carefully, it was her husband Pei Sheng. It turned out that Pei Sheng and a gentleman to help idlers, so uninteresting. But although he was down and out, he still had the spirit of the old family. The gentleman often rely on the power, bullying ordinary people, Pei Sheng back with his peers, said his shortcomings, was heard by the gentleman, kicked out. So still in the casino running around, Bo a few flying head money to live. That Pei Sheng heart although busy, eyes but also clear, all the way in, the heart thought: “strange! The woman at the end of the alley, as if my wife.” Put down the snacks, busy walking out, just bumped into, then shouted: “My mother, thousands of mountains, that with you here?” Yang’s cried: “everyone said you have made a fortune, how is this look again?” Pei Sheng said, “Who said that to you?” Yang showed him Xiao Feng’s book. He saw that it was written:
Fang Zheng finished reading, only to see a man walk inside and ask: “This inner family is brother what person?” Pei Sheng said, “This is a lowly family member who came to look for me.” That person said: “Since it is your family, why don’t you go inside to sit?” Yang’s then went in to see, heart like a knife, tears like rain. It turned out that Pei Sheng in the family ear room, only a bed, a broken table. Pei Sheng waited for him to stop his tears, asked: “in the end how, say with me to hear.” Yang’s will be before and after one by one. Pei Sheng said angrily: “I will make a fortune later, I will set him up.” That accompanied Yang’s boy, also returned. That night, Pei Sheng and his wife, had to have some fun, and then went to sleep.
And Pei Sheng fell asleep, dreamed of a white bearded old man, called: “Pei Sheng, I save your wife to come, and you make a fortune, why not wife again gambling?” Wake up is a dream. Daybreak up, suddenly someone called Pei Sheng out and said: “Outside the rumor, your wife is a beautiful woman, there is a Cui Liulang, have a few tens of thousands of silver, asked you to bet your wife with him. Will you do it?” Pei Sheng heard, is the dream of the night, even answered: “Good.” He wrote four big words: “bet now live tube” and pasted it on the wall. The man then went to ask Cui Liulang to come. Sixth Lang said: “It is better to hear about it than to bet on it, you show me your wife. If she is well born, I will give you a pawnshop to bet with you.” Pei Sheng agreed. So he led Liulang to the side of his room, standing far away, and designed to coax Yang out, Liulang saw and said: “Really good, and you deal.” It turned out that Pei Sheng was eager to fight and win his pawnshop; in case he lost, his wife would have to eat a bowl of rice at ease. The sixth son was a good fighter, and he wanted to win a good-looking wife. The two of them had made up a marriage contract, which was complete. Both of them were so happy that they put out the chips. I didn’t want Pei Sheng to throw the “fast” chips, but the more he did, the more the “fork” chips he threw. Within a few throws, the six Lang’s chips were eliminated. The people said: “The deed of marriage is going to be spent.” The six Lang is a clever man, immediately drew the pledge, the pawnshop to Pei Sheng and go. This Pei Sheng party to his wife said this, Yang’s very happy, but scolded: “I thing bitter to this, if you lose, you give to others? Can see you gambling people is not good.” And will cry. Pei Sheng said: “My mother! If you don’t come, I don’t make a fortune, now I got two thousand, I have fulfilled my wish, after that, I won’t gamble anymore.” Pei Sheng thanked Zhongmian, and thanked Xiaofeng’s daughter-in-law’s family. Sure enough, he did not go back to gambling, and tightly cook and do people.
After two years, will be a few hundred silver, to buy an official, husband and wife sedan chair horse back to the hook Rong, a wash of the day’s shame, two to plug the mouth of Yang Erlang. At that time is the beginning of March, that Yang Erlang since that year set fire to the sister, the family business is depressed, although not to no food and no clothes, but also day by day stalling not come. Heard that Pei Sheng home as an official, the heart was shocked, thought: “If the sister burned to death in a fire, the neighbors and did not see the body, how to ask for people to deal with?” After two or three days, only to see Pei Sheng took Yang’s, hat and collar, sedan chair and umbrella, Xuanqiang back. Yang two have no choice but to go out to receive. See sister, surprised: “you always where, but with brother-in-law back?” Yang said: “That day was brother and sister-in-law burned to death, I came back with this dead ghost to beg for life.” Yang Erlang panicked and said, “I regret listening to the woman’s words and doing that. However, he did it to himself, your sister-in-law also burned to death, how to ask for life?” Pei Sheng laughed: “This is to say, your uncle’s bones, also like me back in the day; your sister did not die, the night of the fire, there is a man of God sent me there.” Erlang even more ashamed, said: “sister read compatriot brother and sister, brother-in-law, the past is not to mention.” Said, both knees kneel down. Pei Sheng husband and wife, panicked to help up, said: “You since the unkindness, but I do not miss the old bad.” Yang hid her mouth and laughed: “Thanks to the fire attack, burned me to have a day of reckoning.” That Erlang was red in the face.
Words do not bother. But Pei Sheng, their own silver money to pay the family, to buy food, treat guests, busy for a few days. On the other hand, he sought Zhang Xiaofeng and thanked him for twenty taels of silver and four feet of head. He also donated one hundred taels to rebuild the land temple, and the couple went to burn incense and set up jiao-festival. The village all said: “Pei Sheng lost his son back, Yang’s know the favor.” Called a can’t. After all, gambling is the lowest, put his wife to gamble, is the lowest. If you lose, you will be the talk of the world, isn’t it shameful! I said Pei Sheng fortunate to have a wife in, otherwise, not worry about not losing male genitals. For those who are good at gambling, I will take this as an example.
Paragraph 4: He Blindly Listens to Sex to Catch a Man and Runs Away from the Fire to Finish the Love
The poem says:
The marriage in the world is also the most strange, change nothing for there is very difficult to expect; spare Yi defense a thousand clever, early out of the heavy wall to cry to the other.
This poem only indicates that there is a certainty in a person’s marriage. But now it seems that although the destiny is inescapable, the changes in it are unpredictable. Obviously she is my wife, but by chance she lost her. Obviously not my wife, occasionally put together a mechanism, but again gained. In between, it is hard to tell.
Listen to this: In Qingbai Town, Huzhou Prefecture, there were a hundred or so families. There was a goze named He, who was the most skillful in divination, and was known as “Sai Kangjie” because everyone from near and far came to ask for fortune-telling. Every day, even if he had no business, he had more than two pieces of silver left over for food. A nearby family, the Du family, saw that his business was good and matched him with their daughter, called Shyue, who was extremely intelligent. I don’t know how that Shyue was willing to marry a blind man, but she was forced to do so by her parents’ idea. Forced by her parents’ idea, even though there was nothing she could do, she was really unhappy.
“Sai Kangjie” since he got this wife, although the eyes do not see, but heard everyone drink to identify, said good mother, he will love like gold and jade, only to go to the wife of the warmth, the business are thrown cold. Between some people to ask for divination, not very good, only one or two out of ten business. There is also a funny place, where to start classes, thinking of his wife, even touched the inside. Anyone waiting outside, call him also refused to come out, so business is even worse. This is called:
I only eat the good things of love and kindness, but I don’t care about fame and fortune. I believe that there are no sharp edges, but I have been taught to scorch the marrow of the bones of men.
Sir, what do you think Blind He is doing in there? Because he always heard people say that a blind man’s wife has never not raised a man. He was afraid that his wife would do such a thing, so he touched her from time to time. The right day, shy moon is under the stove fire. He blind man went into the room, the hand to the bedside a touch, not see; to the toilet side a touch, and not see; and touched the table to eat, also not see! Then he called out: “Where is mother?” Shyue spat at him and said, “Bah! What are you doing looking for me?” The blind man said, “I smell footsteps.” Shyue said, “How strange is that? Who dares to come to my bedroom?” The blind man said, “What about the sound of someone talking?” Shyue said, “Pah! I’ve got a ghost, there’s no shadow, but I’m talking like this. Don’t be silly, your wife is not that kind of person, not my boast, if I am willing to raise a man, not to mention you a blind man, and then add a few blind men, also care I do not come!” He blindly laughed: “We say a sentence, recognize the truth.” He still touched out. Exactly:
Just a little bit of water stirs up ten thousand waves.
But there is a guy next door, called Wu Yun, nicknamed Fire Flame. This cloud everywhere out of heat, where someone centralized him, very cold things, with him like a fire rolled up, so people take his name, called “fire in the flame”. He and the He family, only a wall away. He was blind because he had no eyesight, and all the family used to bother him, so he became a member of the family. Shyue called him uncle, he called Shyue sister-in-law, through the room into the house, do not think. At this time, he blind couple fight, he just in the kitchen under the whole meal, heard the shy month words, thought: “No wonder I went over there, sister-in-law often eyes to describe me, I because good brother, did not care. In this way, I don’t want to be fooled, and leave a piece of good mutton in other people’s mouths! Let me go and mix it up a bit.” Then quietly walked into the shy moon bedroom to, just when the shy moon is toilet urinate, see the cloud came, busy skirt, the pink and white buttocks to cover up. Wu Yun smiled and said: “Sister-in-law to relieve ah!” Then he touched a piece of straw paper into his sleeve and handed it over with both hands, saying, “Sister-in-law, the first one doesn’t cost anything!” Shyue knocked it down and said, “Uncle, are you doing the right thing? Get out of here!” Wu Yun responded, “Yes, I’m leaving.” And look back, shy moon does not look angry, but a look at him to go. Walked home and thought: “Interesting, although the mouth is hard, but the eyes send me out. And do not be busy, tomorrow will have to center me, then improvise.”
By tomorrow, shy moon fruit in the next door called: “Uncle Wu, your brother wants to entrust you a thing.” That Wu Yun heard, will be numb three or four points, busy answered: “Here.” Rushed over and said, “What does your sister-in-law want to do?” Shy Moon laughed: “Yesterday’s words were abrupt, uncle do not be annoyed.” Wu Yun said: “How dare I be annoyed! I will not be annoyed if you just slap me a few times.” With a crooked face, he said, “Sister-in-law, try to hit me a little.” Shyue laughed and said, “I have hands, but I won’t hit you with this face. With you to say serious words, brother this busy, there are packets of broken silver, annoying you to fry.” Wuyun said: “When the right.” Catch the silver will go. This shy month to see him go, sighed and said: “I have what debt in the past life, this life suffered this husband! How to bear Uncle Wu here to move around, I saw him, the more hurt I heart, a few times can not be held down, put the eyes to send love, he is completely unaware of. Yesterday, he came into the room and molested me, and I pretended to say a few words, and I was very remorseful, so today I called him to comfort him. The sky is scary! This shallow room is narrow, and that blind thing is poisonous, half a moment refuses to relax. I want to do it, where to do it?” Sighed, then leaned on the table fake sleep.
Not a moment, the clouds fried silver, actually ran shy moon room to come. Seeing her lying down in peace, he gently touched her breasts with his hand, touching this one and then that one. Shyue only thought it was a blind man who was used to touching them, and did not think it was a big deal. When he saw that she didn’t ask, he leaned his mouth on the side of Shyue’s mouth and put his tongue in the air. Shyue twisted her head and saw that it was Wu Yun, she got up and said, “Uncle, it’s hard for you.” I saw the blind man touching in outside the curtain and said, “It’s hard for uncle, quickly burn the bell tea with him to eat.” Wu Yun replied, “We are brothers, how can you say that?” He said goodbye and went home, but he was overjoyed and said, “Wonderful! His tongue still smells good. This matter has seven or eight points.” He secretly laughed and said, “This thief is blind, let’s see if you can keep it?” There is a poem to prove it:
I am willing to die for the sake of my beloved, and I only want to have a good battle in the tent; I want to break the road of the Wushan Mountain, and I am willing to make the morning clouds lean on the fence.
But said shy moon, see the dark clouds went, heart also busy: “Luckily I did not shout out what, only said ‘difficult for you’ three words; Fortunately, the blind man wrapped elsewhere to go, but also to cover up. If you open your mouth again, you can keep sending him away!” If said: “wrongdoer, you are also bold, touched the milk, and want to kiss, if I sleep in the bed, even that thing also dry to go. Injustice, you empty make the heart, that blind man is not powerful, a moment will not allow you to spare. I’m willing, that place is a theater, how can you start?” Thinking at the same time, I was shaking only my son’s head. The appropriate Wu Yun came again, saw her underground a red embroidered shoes, busy pick up and laugh: “sister-in-law good small feet!” It was like that:
The red lotus first came out of the water, three inches of small golden lotus.
Shy Moon said, “Shy man, bring it back to me.” Wuyun kneeled down and put the shoes on his head and said, “Sister-in-law, I’ll give you the shoes.” Shy moon a smile to snatch, Wu Yun took advantage of the situation to stop waist a hug, and was about to reach out to pull her pants, only to hear the door ring, the blind man came in again. Wanyun busy let go of the hand, the body to the ground, such as a dog crawling a few steps, flashed to the back window, gently jumped out of the window, to the shy moon shaking hands to beg for forgiveness. Only to see that blind asked: “Mother and who laugh?” Shyue said: “I’m laughing with myself.” The blind man said, “Why are you laughing?” Shyue said: “I’m not obsessed with ghosts, you just walk in and out, not a good laugh?” He blind also laughed: “Today there is no business, I lost you can not, so come to accompany you.” A butt on the side of the shy moon sat down. Wu Yun see the stalling over, began to feel at ease to go home, hate: “Thief blind and then a little late to come in, will be on my fishing. I ate this thief blind bumped into, so that my stomach full of fire, where to vent it? I see my sister-in-law, very much in love with me, how to get an empty, wait for me two to fulfill their wishes, death is also willing!” After thinking for a while, I said: “Wonderful! Wonderful! I see that she washed incense female sitting basin, adjacent to the wall of my house, wait for me to dig a hole, the first cover a good, when she came to wash, hand to touch her a hand, see how she agreed?”
Busy to arrange to stop, listen to the sound. Heard the sound of pouring water, dark clouds will go, open the hole in the wall, look into it. I saw shy moon to remove the pants, sitting in the basin to wash. The cloud looked kindly, then gently hand to the buttocks in front of the fragrant mare a touch. That shy month only thought what bugs and so on, fiercely screamed a front, said: “ah! Not good!” He blind busy touch to ask: “Mother how?” Shyue turn a thought, know is the dark clouds do, then cover up: “good weird, like a worm in my feet crawling through.” He blind to hear, also thrown away. But the dark clouds, this touch women’s hands, sniffed and sniffed, said: “All kinds of aroma are good, only this aroma is different, really heavenly fragrance! How not to call a person’s soul? Tomorrow not to hand, I have to ask for death!” I thought about it all night.
The next morning, knowing that He blind business is busy, he went into the shy moon room to go. When Shyue saw him, she laughed and said, “Uncle, you are so cruel, how could you do that?” Wu Yun knelt down and said, “Sister-in-law, have mercy and save me!” Shyue said: “Uncle, it’s not that I am heartless, that blindness came in, what can I do?” Wu Yun said: “At this time business is busy, there is a moment of time, put me a little sticker, I will die willingly!” Shy month to see said emotionally, they do not make a sound, Wu Yun will go to untie her pants, embracing the bed, busy that thing inserted in, just about to twitch, only to hear the footsteps ringing, Shy month said: “not good, coming.” Busy push away, stand up, one head to tie pants, one head to the door of the room standing, push the clouds quickly go. Wu Yun back home, that thing, straight sudden refused to soft, flow can not be, and listened for a while, blind man out, Wu Yun and walked to the window side said: “Sister-in-law, I’ll come back to finish things to go!” Shyue said: “Don’t be in a hurry, it’s not pleasant. I would like to have a plan to make it better in front of him.” Wuyun shocked: “How can you get in him?” Shyue said, “Don’t be alarmed. I have already decided, you come in the afternoon, you can have a full meal.” There is a poem said:
I am not afraid of the sky, and I have the courage to commit adultery in face of face; I am not afraid of being ashamed and hated by others, but I hold the lute and cross the other boat.
At that time, Wuyun half-believe half-doubt, to the afternoon to come over, see He blind and shy moon sitting on the stool together. Shyue saw Wuyun come, that is to say to He Blind: “You go over there to sit on the stool, I want to manage only shoes, you sit here in the way.” He blind should be a sound, will get up to go, sleep in the spring stool, shy moon to the cloud nodded, the cloud gently next to over, on that stool, each removed the small clothes, tightly embraced the pumping, pumping to a hundred and ten outside the pumping, some of the water inside, they can not help but vaguely some loud sound. The blind man’s eyes are not visible, ears are clever, asked: “Mother, what is loud?” Shyue said: “Nothing loud.” The blind man said: “Listen to it, it’s loud!” Shyue said: “It’s a mouse counting coins.” Blind man said: “No, in broad daylight, how can there be?” The dark clouds see the blind man asked, slightly gentle, the sound is also light, He blind man then closed his mouth. Dark clouds and turbulence, this time even louder than before. He blindly said: “Mother, again. Can you hear it?” Shyue said, “I don’t hear it.” He said, “Listen again.” Shyue said: “What people in the house into the mare sound, but you hear this many loud!” The dark clouds are not moving at this time, and do not sound. He blindly said: “Good weird!” Wu Yun could not bear it, the ringing sound again attacked. He blindly said: “It’s ringing again!” Shy Moon said: “I wondered what was ringing. It turned out to be a dog licking cold slop.” Mr. He said, “It doesn’t look like that.” The dark clouds stopped again, rested for a while, gradually ringing again. He blindly said: “Obviously ringing odd.” Shy Moon said: “Ah! It’s a cat chewing on a mouse.” He blind said: “No.” I do not want to get in the dark clouds on the head of the tight slip, where to live, where to care about the sound? The more you whip hard, the more fierce the sound! He blind said: “Odd! Odd! This ringing, ringing closer. Mother, listen again.” Shyue is also in the field of tingling, vaguely replied: “It is ringing, it is ringing, it is the next door grinding tofu ringing.” He blindly said: “No, no, wait for me to touch and see.” Then he stood up. The dark clouds have long been a matter of flashing away, shy moon busy to sit on the bucket, but the sound has stopped. Shyue said: “Where is the sound? You have ears to hear!” He blindly stood on his feet, listened to his ear and said: “Now it’s not ringing anymore.” But also suspect a can’t.
How dare you do such a daring thing? As the saying goes, “A clever woman is better than a clever man”. Later on, when they were in love and in the way of the blind man, the woman came up with a plan. Soak some clothes in the foot basin, with the buttocks protruding upward, told the clouds from behind into, pretending to scrub the clothes, with his pumping, into the front. Although the back of the people and the front into, ringing before not different, and the blind man heard, but more unquestioning. Fang Ming well. I don’t want to two lustful heart more and more blazing, day to day, then day to day to wash the clothes; time to do so, then time to wash the clothes. Sunny also wash, rain also wash, morning also wash, evening also wash. The blind man did not know how many times he had heard the sound of the front, the heart of the doubt: “There are these many clothes to wash?” In his heart, he guessed nine out of nine.
One day, and heard the sound, He blind intentionally want to go out, walk from the side of the basin over. About close, they will pretend a tiger, suddenly pounced on the past, the fruit touched two people, they pulled the clothes and shouted: “Which one is raping my wife?” Dead will not let go. The cloud knows the blind man’s advantage, busy clothes scattered, ran away. The blind man took the clothes, jumped out of the door and shouted, “Ladies and gentlemen! Someone is committing adultery, took his clothes here, for me to identify, so that we can go to sue him!” I saw a few neighbors come out and recognized the clothes, saying, “This is the flame of the fire.” The blind man heard the more angry: “This dog bone! I treat him as if he were my own brother, how can he do that?” One of them said, “Brother treated him well, shouldn’t sister-in-law treat him well?” All the people laughed. There is an old man advised: “Mr. He, I advise you, you are an eyesight inconvenience, in and out of the public door, a inconvenience; lawsuit and the cost of money, the second inconvenience; such as this is not decent woman, stay with her, she is not a big trouble in the future, there will be fleeing, the third inconvenience; according to my advice to the people you, tell the Wuyun finished the local affairs, accompanied by your reasoning. Send this woman back to her mother’s home, do not marry, this is the long term. If you stay with her, you like her not like, I am afraid that your body can not protect, please think twice.” When Blind He heard this passage, he nodded his head and said, “This is reasonable! This is reasonable!” So into the inside to go, around a touch, but can not touch the woman, the woman back nagging, said her reasonable, by the blind man a pull the woman’s ear, are biting open. Just when her mother’s family had come, they led home. That Wuyun asked a known brother, arranged a few tables of wine, invited the local neighbors, and put together a few taels of silver, entrusted a good brother, and the blind man to discuss with the shame of the month, moved to his side of the residence to go.
As the old saying goes, “Sweeping a dung-pan against a camel’s foot.” There was nothing more to say. Moreover, He Blind was a goze, so he should have found a handicapped man to be his match, and he had a wife as beautiful as a flower, so how could he not do anything? How can I control whetstone? Do you think so, sir?
Paragraph 5: The Wanderer’s Wife Sends Old Man Keung Out of the Woods and Returns to His Old Life for a Reunion
The poem says:
The body of a beautiful woman is like a pastry, and she beheads fools with a sword at her waist; although she does not see people’s heads fall, she secretly teaches people to wither their bone marrow.
This poem, is the past pure sun ancestor, sighed the world fall obsessed with lust, limited essence, do not know how to advance and retreat, so that the essence of the marrow withered, there is not not the death of the body. Huining County, Huizhou Province, there is a man surnamed Chen Jian, the family is very rich, aged 50, only to have a son. When he was seven years old, he asked Mr. Named School. Because of the Mr. said: “students old, not born this son, want to take one. Now look at the common name, either gold or jade, the child is afraid of folding his blessings, we must take some low; either cat or dog, and close to the animals born. I beg you to take one, as long as the lowly, not close to the beast is just.” Mr. Chen said, “How about Mr. Chen?” Mr. Chen said, “You are making fun of me again. The most honorable person in the world is the teacher, how can a child dare to call him that?” Mr. Chen said, “You don’t know how hard it is to be a teacher: first, you have to obey your parents; second, you have to obey your students; and third, you have to make friends with the housekeeper. Of the three, missing one, this hall will not sit. How is not a little not cheap?” Chen Jian said: “Mr. joking ear! Well, let’s change the word ‘Sheng’ to ‘First’ and call it ‘Sheng Sheng’.” He named it “Sheng Sheng”.
This is a raw but also understand the intention to read more than ten years of books, although not a great understanding of the rough text, but also to solve the solution. Do not realize that eighteen years old. Sangsang smacked the name is not good, but also not good to change the father’s name, only to go to a “Sang” word, replaced by a “Lu” word, called “Lu Sang”. Father and he married a wife Wang, do pro one year, Wang’s abdomen has five months pregnant. Huizhou country style, children are all big physiological. Chen Jian will send Lu Sheng out of the door said: “is the ambition of men in all directions, will not be killed in the wife and children pillow!” Chen Jian that is more than 500 yuan, delivered to Lu Sheng, and trust cousin Jiang Shangyi with him as a companion, and asked the regulations to prevent the wrongdoing. After choosing a day, Lu Sheng had to say goodbye to his parents, consoled Wang, cried away from his wife’s room, and went with his cousin.
But he said that the two left Huizhou, take the 500 taels of silver capital, to the ground dumping, buy the north and south of the raw and cooked herbs, go to Beijing goods sale. To the next place, looking for the master, pile down the herbs, messed up for two days. That Lu Sheng since left his wife, very sad, thinking of a friend who knows a friend, or times or singing, to spend the day, they will be with the line master said know. The master was like honoring his parents, so he recommended a man. The man’s surname was Ma, and his nickname was “Six Heads”. Why was he called “Six Heads”?
Sitting at the crosshead, eating the bones, following the people, looking at the frowns, sleeping with the maids, flattering the noses.
This Ma Liutou, the most idle, contempt of the first. Once into the apartment of Lu Sheng, help very much, flattery first, that Lu Sheng and him, actually become a friend, never leave. Shangyi sometimes advised: “These people should not be close to him.” Lu Sheng just do not listen, can only be just. I don’t want the two of them to talk into the paint, then lured into the hook bar to play. Lu Sheng occasionally saw a prostitute, born with a small body, light bones, although not five, seven points of color, but twelve points of makeup, under the lights, just like a fairy! That Lu Sheng will be excited, and that six head in front of, a force to promote, naturally play on the road. Lu Sheng then returned to his apartment, took fifty taels of silver, and four bolts of satin for medicinal herbs, took to the courtyard, sent to the pimp, as a gift for the first meeting. The bawd hastened to set the table, called the theater, flowers save brocade, playing songs and dances, do three days of wine. All the rewards, all out of the hands of the six heads. Because Jiang Shangyi talk lock broken, eat wine also did not have his share. In a row in his line, playing a few hours. I don’t want this Lu Sheng prostitute, called Gui, age 18 years old, but has all the skills. Blowing, playing, singing, chanting, writing, drinking, and making friends with noble gentlemen, in the hooker also counted seven or eight prostitutes. This Lu Sheng but businessman origin, chanting needless to say, that is to say, playing poor capital, also in the mean half. That Gui is extremely wide-eyed, where to see in the heart? Therefore, the ghost face spring and fall, from time to time. That Lu Sheng Tian is a smart person, with more than one hundred and ten taels of silver, can not please a happy, the heart of deep remorse. One day back to the apartment, to the cousin uncle Shang Yi said: “I just because of a moment of loneliness, the wrong idea, with more than a hundred and ten two, can not ask for a half of the favor, and in turn suffered a lot of banter. I really regret it!” That Shangyi busy raising his hand: “Old nephew congratulations! As the saying goes: the time to hit the sour hotel, luck back to meet a lover. Old nephew if you are afraid of miserable, why not find a matchmaker, marry a virgin, morning and evening can also serve. It is the food and drink soup, but also like the heart.” Lu Sheng gladly said: “the old uncle’s words are just what I want, quickly call the horse six head to come, looking for a matchmaker, I really can’t get by for a while.” Shangyi said: “We need to find another matchmaker, this six-headed bag will be a mistake!” Lu Sheng said, “I don’t know, he is still considerate.” So he asked the six heads to call a matchmaker. He found a family named Wu named Yu, only two daughters, the first year 20 years old, the second year 17 years old. Six heads to help, Lusheng look, preferred Zou big sister. They will choose a day to hire, into the family to do marriage. The wine and wine bonus, then Lu Sheng to take care of. Silver sent to the Zou family, and the period into the marriage. After the ceremony, go to bed. I saw that Wu Dagu, first stripped naked and slept on the bed. Lu Sheng recognized as a girl, with saliva moistened the mare, will be gently inserted into the penis half an inch, asked: “Do you hurt?” Wu Da Gu said: “No, no.” Lu Sheng said in his heart: “The northern soil is rich and thick, this thing is also wide and easy to enter.” Then he shook his penis hard, straight to the root, and asked: “Do you hurt?” Wu Da Gu and said: “No, no.” Lu Sheng Fangzhi non-true flowers to go, is to the penis extremely shrug stack, from the first to the end of the hard pumping one or two thousand pumping, Zou Dagu get drenched in obscene water, the mouth murmured unceasingly, get one or two more times, Lu Sheng a leak as a note, after the event, will be white sweat towel to discuss, a look in the morning, but see some dirty points of filth, and not the slightest redness. That Lu Sheng heart is very unhappy, busy call six head to ask: “last night to do marriage, full of hope that a virgin, the original is a broken pot. Matchmaker error, and even so!” Six head said: “I see the characters all good, and cheap work province, very interested, I do not know is broken again. I’ll go find a matchmaker to ask her.” Not long ago, the matchmaker arrived. Lu Sheng pulled out of the outside, gently said: “How will you break the pot to coax me?” The matchmaker said: “Such a woman, without two or three hundred taels of silver, do not want to marry her! I see the official young handsome, know the light to recognize the person, and later to rely on you, so repeatedly urged to reduce, send this beauty with you as a companion. There are some minor points, but also must be ambiguous past, you have to compete with the long and short up!” Lu Sheng said: “To the later marriage, but also no harm; if there is an affair, how to get a piece with!” The matchmaker then smiled and said: “Sir, you do not know her. Her ex-husband is very sick, must be her over the door to the wedding, a marriage three days, the new official has died. I heard my sister say, his line of goods, extremely wonderful small, the situation is very sick people, do three days pro, into not on a head, after this half, or contain flowers daughter miles! Lu Sheng also laughed and said: “It’s a remarrying.” So stay matchmaker and six head drinking, and do three days five days, extremely rich.
Set up a few days of wine, wine, not inevitably, and then moved to color, the two went to bed. This coitus, not than the day before. That Lu Sheng put that penis just inserted, Wu Dagu will be under the obscene sound of wavy gas, no mouth called: “My dear, you probe my heart flower on the son, only to be cool, if only horizontal cut vertical cut, I can not be good.” Lu Sheng said: “I know you that heart flower child, where born.” Wu DaGu said: “you pump, wait for me to say to you.” So Lu Sheng will penis up a top, big nun said: “down some, down some.” Lu Sheng again down a top, the big nun again said: “Again on some, on some.” Lu Sheng then to the middle of the dozens of times, the big aunt will body together, and even shouted: “with! I’m going!” I didn’t realize that I had lost both of them. Once, Lu Sheng asked: “How do you officer, you have to scream up?” Dagou said: “Our countryside is this way, unlike your southern people do not make a sound, not out of breath, into the death mare, generally have a lot of fun.”
Lusheng was fascinated by this lust, so the silver from the sale of goods, were handed over to her to manage. That great aunt successively private accumulation, one or two years, also stole one or two hundred gold in the body. That Lu Sheng gradually fade up. He went out with more than 500 taels, whored for more than 100 taels, begged Dagou to go for 100 taels, and was stolen by Dagou for one or two hundred taels. The time is upside down, buy can not buy, sell can not sell, how much profit out of it? Only a hundred taels of silver left, the heart is very alarmed, the silver according to the first self-management, home expenses, but also very frugal. Wu Da Gu’s family, originally used to eating, how to love the light? From time to time, they seek to make trouble. Lu Sheng had no choice but to use this to flatter, which is in line with the Wu residence’s family law. That Lu Sheng will gradually yellow and thin, contracted a disease.
One day, Lu Sheng passed under the window and heard mumbling inside, so he crouched under the window and listened. He heard Wu Ergu say, “I see that my brother-in-law doesn’t have much left in his pocket, and he is sickly, so I don’t think he will be rich for a long time. Sister, what do you want from him? Why don’t you follow the old rules and send him to the incense. You are still young, find another rich, but not half a lifetime of use!” The first aunt said: “Although your words are reasonable, but how can you do this?” The second aunt said: “Sister is not enough! I’m a woman in the north, what do I care about justice! It would be good to finish him off before it’s too late. If I am obsessed with him, I will not be able to do anything if people see through me.” Exactly:
Who is the old man’s contempt?
You must not make a mistake in your thoughts! The eldest aunt said, “Good enough, but how can a sick person be willing to rise up?” Third Aunt said: “Sister, you are not smart again. Sick people, false fire rising, only need to touch the hand to touch, must be hard, must be dry. Tonight you do not finish, pretending to relieve yourself, I will help you to bed. Anyone who has the means to do so will have to die a half death, and will have to go to the incense.” This is called:
Although the wall is far away, there is someone outside the window.
The two of them in the room, but was Lu Sheng in the window to listen to understand, do not feel out of a cold sweat, surprised: “Good ruthless woman, actually want to put me to death also! It turns out to be accustomed to do this way, regret is not too late?” So hurry out, to Jiang Shangyi said: “Just now Wu second sister to sister said, I have limited bag, and the disease is not good, why not take advantage of this illness, sisters alternately, send me to incense, tonight to act. If he comes, how can I fight against him? Things are in danger, please discuss, what plan, can save me?” Shang Yi said: “old nephew congratulations! Or your ancestors have spirit, so you heard. But the disaster is caused by your own, good colorful heart wins, so there is this. Well, the niece has been replaced by a sister, the old good can not be replaced by a cousin uncle? If it is true, I will polish the weapon, hidden in the room, when she comes, really kill her for a while, teach her to abandon the armor and trailing soldiers and go, and never dare to go to the incense again.” Lu Sheng said, “Tonight is the night. Old uncle as quickly as possible, must save me a save. Otherwise, I will die at the hands of a woman after traveling thousands of miles to do business. Hateful! It hurts!” The two of them plan to stop, Jiang Shangyi will go to the drugstore, a handful of pints of Xing Yang medicinal materials, their own repair should be a good recipe. And the scissors will dust handle under the hair cut away, only save one, two points of short hair on, in order to kill.
In the evening, Lu Sheng went to bed first, Wu Da Gu then went to bed, really to touch Lu Sheng’s penis. That Lu Sheng is known, the heart is not moving, but this thing does not do the Lord, even since the hard struggle up. Dagu then body across the Lu Sheng body, all kinds of fiddling, do not realize that the spring breeze has finished once. Dagu will pretend to relieve, went to the sister room to go, Lu Sheng busy lifting the tent, climbed out of bed, replaced Shangyi on the bed. Not long after, the second aunt also came to bed, the two embraced in a piece, kissing and smacking. The second aunt hand to flick brother-in-law’s penis, that one-eyed Mr., will be a moment of rage, and stood up to raise. Fake brother-in-law that climbed on the body of the second aunt, the dust handle head to the women in a top, that the second aunt is only delicious fruit, do not want to eat this, then called: “ah yo! Lighten up.” False brother-in-law and try to insert into two or three inches, that two nuns grit their teeth to endure the pain, just the buttocks retreat, stayed false brother-in-law with two hands to hold the stock buttocks, the penis as much as the root of the brainless pumping on the three or four thousand pumping, that two nuns initially, but also just pain, at this point, inside, such as a couch skin in general, mare lip window crushed, can not move, and Nai this false sister-in-law like the kneaded dough, kneading the general, not to kneading a, and pumped one or two thousand pumping, at this point, it’s even more difficult to, and thus to be The fake brother-in-law said: “Brother-in-law, you and stop for a while.” False brother-in-law said: “The original is aunt, I only thought it was your sister, both undertake aunt love me to come, must after all also want to satiate me and go, but also begged to endure for a moment, otherwise not the previous intention to bury it?” The second nun only had to endure for a while, and he ruthlessly cut and grind more than 1,000, that mare inside and outside as hundreds of needles, where the leftover general, and by him to study a can’t, is really looking for a death, and again and again begged: “Brother-in-law spare me, I no longer dare to stroke the tiger’s whiskers, or else I’ll be dead.” False brother-in-law see him begged bitterly, crying up, the amount is enough for him to be used, is the bundle swallowed, that the long storage of the essence, has been shot in the two nuns in the female. Pro get up and urged: “aunt, tomorrow must come early!” The second aunt said: “Let’s see.” So she took one step at a time and went away. Shangyi also replaced Lu Sheng in bed, Wu Daigu also drilled to sleep. The two of them were not mentioned at the moment.
The next morning, Lu Sheng got up and said to Shangyi, “Old Uncle, if you had not rushed me last night, I would have been a ghost in the spring. When I thought about it, I realized that it was not unlike the behavior of a whore. If there are more tricks to be played later, I will not be able to return to my hometown. When I first left home, my father paid me more than 500 taels of capital, but I have spent more than 400 taels in the past three or four years. What face to go home, if not away from this woman, even to other countries, do not look for economic, earn the original or go home, to see parents wife.” Said, tears like rain, Jiang Shangyi said: “old nephew’s dream woke up? Today’s plan, as quickly write a book away, and then send her a few taels of silver, told her to marry another, this is the best policy.” Two people plan.
The second aunt, by the Shangyi this into the pounding, loi bottom are made to collapse. The female mouth edge red and swollen, the female slit are swollen dense, to urinate can not come out. Inside and anxious and rise, can not be cured, because of the big aunt said: “Loss you how to stop him up?” Big Aunt said, “It’s just normal, what’s so fierce about it.” The second nun said: “how this person has to die, if he wants him to incense, and then blow me to the first incense.” While the conversation was still going on, I saw Lu Sheng and Jiang Shangyi come in. That Shangyi looked at the two nuns, just funny, because he said: “Please Wu father out to talk.” Wu encounter out, Lu Sheng said: “son-in-law for the body is sick; two for the money to eliminate discount, can not raise your love; three for the homesickness of the idea is very keen, this time to bid farewell to the father-in-law. Presented a deed of separation, silver five taels, begging your love will not find a good match, my uncle and nephew will get up today.” Wu old man surprised: “you and your husband and wife do not have much to say, why suddenly have this proposal?” Busy call the great aunt out. That big aunt then cried: “I and you and single-minded, and there is nothing else to say, how can you bear to lose me and go? If you want to come back, pay me some more money so that I can keep you again.” Lu Sheng said, “This is inconvenient. If I don’t come, who can you rely on to feed you?” So he gave the book of departure and the silver taels to Lao Wu, packed his luggage and left the house. At that time, there were only two covers, two suitcases and three invitation boxes. I told someone to pick it up, and left Beijing, and even went to Huguang to do dry fish physiology.
Since then, Lu Sheng put the woman thought, even as ice and snow. And Shangyi will be more than a hundred silver, single-mindedly do more than ten years, has earned up thousands of gold. Two people loaded in suzhou gate of gate of heaven south of street selling not to mention.
Lu Sheng’s wife Wang, since her husband went out, had a son, named Runfa, has been on the eighteen-year-old. Wang’s see her husband did not return, they sent his son with the eunuch out to find his father’s news, but also do some dry fish, in the Gate of Heaven outside the sale. The heart is anxious to find relatives, the fish can not be taken off for a while, he made to the teeth: “I but more than ten barrels of dried fish, to be taken off for a while, it will be cheaper a few two or better.” The owner of the store said to his friend, “That’s easy.” Lu Sheng occasionally heard in the side, then angry: “You a few barrels of dried fish, discount is limited. When the price of the fish fell, my several thousand taels of dried fish, how much would be discounted for you alone.” They didn’t agree with each other, so they fought each other. Runfa pushed Lu Sheng to the ground. Lu Sheng then went to call Jiang Shangyi, and followers, rushed to the side of the boat, to pull out the young man to fight. I did not want to climb out of the cabin of an old man, it is Chen Jian, saw Lu Sheng drink: “Who dares to hit?” Lu Sheng saw, busy forward to see: “Father why here?” Shang Yi also forward to meet. Chen Jian said: “The kid, that is your son, called to do Runfa, with me looking around you do not find, so to sell cheap, fortunately you.” Busy call Runfa came to worship his father, and worship Jiang Shouweng. Then together to Lu Sheng apartment, sold the dried fish, together home, husband and wife, father and son to complete the reunion, the calculation, earned more than three thousand taels. Lu Sheng that half with Shangyi said: “Not the old uncle to save me, how can there be today?”
Since then, the couple enjoys at home, Runfa out of the door trade. Look at the official, you Tao Shangyi, although you know the woman’s feelings, advice is useless; if not Lu Sheng himself to retreat, life is not guaranteed. If you are a prostitute and a concubine, you can take this paragraph as a lesson!
Paragraph 6: Ma Zhou’s addiction to wine is frustrated and the king’s lack of money recognizes the hero.
The poem says:
Wine can harm morality and life, how many heroes have been humiliated; drinking wine to know the evil purpose of the reference, not to be trapped Fang called virtuous.
This poem, a single life can not be addicted to alcohol. Drunkenness is not afraid of the sky and the earth, when greedy for money and color, the wine to help up the gas, every can not be curbed, any you do not dare to do, do not dare to say, inconvenient to say, are made to say. Unconsciously, after all, the small is humiliating defeat, the big is dead body and family, so that day that God Yu evil purpose wine, style public repentance and poetry, so far painted for the turtle reference, you say that wine is drinkable? It must be like the saint of the wine is not trapped, not as much as the chaos before. However, the world may not be able to learn from him. Secondly, there is nothing like knowing how to change, I say a beginning of alcoholism, and then know how to change the development of a surprising, with the audience to hear:
Said Tang Taizong, there is a talented man surnamed Ma, the name of the week, the word Bin Wang, the Department of Bozhou Zhuangping people. He was alone and poor, over three sentences, has not yet had a room, since childhood, proficient in books and history, wide ambition and strategy. Only for the poor and helpless, lack of recommendation, so the dragon in the mud quenching, soaring not, daily depression and sighing. But there is something wrong, born with a good capacity for alcohol, boredom to just drink, as drunk as possible. Daily meals, one meal, not one meal, do not care, only refused to be less wine. If there is no money to buy, they will inquire about the neighbor’s wedding wine, that is, to go to hit the fishing to sit and eat, and then drunk, crazy cursing sit, refused to let people. These neighbors were impatient with his noise, and none of them did not hate him. Behind their backs, they all called him “Poor Ma Zhou”, and also called him “Loo Wine Ledge”. That Ma Zhou heard, but did not care. He is exactly the same:
Before reaching the Dragon and Tiger meeting, a horse and cow call.
It is said that the governor of Bozhou, surnamed Da Xi, has heard that Ma Zhou Mingjing has learning, so he was hired as the state of the post of assistant teacher. On the day of his arrival, all the scholars brought wine to congratulate, not feel eaten a lot of drunkenness. The next day, the assassin himself to the palace to ask for advice. Ma Zhou was drunk, crawling up, the assassin was furious and went. Until after sobering up, Fangjue busy to Chuan Nga to thank you, was scolded by Dagong a lot of talk, Ma Zhou Wei Wei and retired. Whenever a disciple of the Scriptures to ask questions, will stay with the drink. The salary money, are paid to the restaurant, but not enough, still in the student’s home to fish for wine. One day ate a big drunk, two students, left and right to hold, singing all the way back, just met the assassin, the guide drink him back. Ma Zhou wine more drunk, more bold, where willing to avoid! Anger with two eyes and cursed people. At this time, even the assassin to see his drunken insolence, only to the street again attacked a. Ma Zhou was drunk and did not know. Ma Zhou was drunk and did not know, still cursing more than in the mouth. The next day after waking up, the disciples came to persuade Ma Zhou to sue, Ma Zhou sighed and said: “I only for the poor and helpless, want to figure a step forward, so I bent the will of the people, and now because of the wine over, repeatedly humiliated, what face to bow to take the pity again. The ancients did not bend their backs for five buckets of rice, and this official, too, is not my life’s work.” After saying this, he delivered the official uniform to his disciple and taught him to return it to the assassin. Laughing up to the sky, he went out and left. Along the way, I thought: “I have been repeatedly humiliated, all because of the bad wine, so hateful! From now on, I will never eat wine again.” All the way to self-loathing, suddenly remembered “but the wine is not as much as” mess sentence, do not feel out of breath, said: “There, after this is only halved just. I’m going to Chongchuan Chongfu, I understand that there is not much too much, in addition to the Chang’an imperial capital, the public ministers and ministers, can recommend such as Xiao Xiangguo, Wei Wuchi’s, to get a head start days, so that the wish of my life.” So I looked westward and traveled.
Not one day, came to Xinfeng city. It was already late in the day, so I chose a big store, pacing in. But see many traders guests, pack goods are also in the store to rest. The owner of the store, Mr. Wang, greeted them and assigned them a room to pile up the travelers. All the guests were sitting at the head of the room, begging for milk and wine. Mr. Wang watched as the second man carried the goods repeatedly, as if he were a walking lantern. Ma Zhou was alone, sitting on the side of the cold and quiet, not half a person to pay attention to him, the heart is angry, beat the case and shouted: “Master of the house, you are bullying people, but I am not a guest, so you do not come to invite the patronage?” Wang Gong heard, then came to take the section said: “Guest, do not be angry, there are many people over there, Zi He first settled him. You only one, but easy, but with wine and food, just order.” Ma Zhou said: “If so, first get the wine.” Duke Wang said, “How much wine?” Ma Zhou pointed to the big seat on the opposite side of the head of a group of officials said: “How much they use, I also use how much.” Eunuch Wang said, “Those five guests, use five buckets of good wine.” Ma Zhou said, “Use five buckets too. If you have any good rice, bring it here.” Wang Gong then ordered the second, a series of warm five buckets of wine, put on the table, and meat and vegetables set down. Ma zhou lifted ou alone drink, about eat more than three bucket, press down the wine belly, then do not eat. Hailing a foot wash basin to, the rest of the wine, are dumped in the basin, take off both boots, will stretch feet down to wash. The guests saw, all surprised. The eunuch was secretly surprised, as if he was a very human being, and settled him down for the night. At the same time, Cen text, the day to have “Ma Zhou Maundy Tu”, after the smoky wave fishing old man captioned:
The world is still talking about the mouth, but I only respect the feet. Mouth is easy to rise waves, feet can ascend the dust. If you don’t lean on your feet, you can chase them for thousands of miles. The labor is heavy, the reward is thin, and there are no words to endure the humiliation. I will reward you with wine to comfort your servants. Now you have forgotten your worries, which is better than I am tired of my stomach. I am so glad to see you, Mr. Binwang.
Ma Zhou rested for the night. The next day, the king woke up early to meet the money, and beat the guests to board the train. Ma Zhou had no belongings, and thought that the weather was getting hot, so he took off his fox fur, and used it as money for food and wine. Wang Gong saw him as a generous man, but also the fox fur price is too heavy, and repeatedly refused, said: “Guest body inconvenience, the next time to make up for it is, this will not dare to receive. In addition, you will have a great future, will not be mediocre, is not less than this room money, small old known.” Ma Zhou brother he insisted on not, is to ask the pen inscription poem on the wall, said:
Ancient people would discard a thousand dollars for a single meal, but the most important thing is to know one’s own friend. I am drinking Xinfeng wine, and I don’t need to wear a fox fur; I am a good host, and I am very proud of myself.
Title, Zhuang Ping Ma Zhou book. Duke Wang saw him writing high, heart very respect, then asked: “Mr. now where to?” Ma Zhou said: “I want to go to Chang’an to seek fame.” Duke Wang said, “Do you have a hot apartment?” Ma Zhou said, “No.” Duke Wang said, “Mr. Ma is bound to be rich and famous if he goes to Chang’an, but if his capital is empty, how will he survive? I have a niece, married in Wanshou Street, selling bread Zhao Sanlang family. I wrote a letter to send you to the apartment. I also have three taels of silver, right to help the road congratulations, do not think it is too cheap.” Ma Zhou felt his generosity, but had to accept. Mr. Wang finished writing the book and handed it to Ma Zhou. Ma Zhou said, “I will never forget you if I make progress in the future.” He thanked him and said goodbye. Traveled to Chang’an, really is a flower day, very different. Ma Zhou went to Zhao Siu Bun’s house on Wanshou Street to deliver the letter from Mr. Wang.
It turns out that the Zhao family has been selling noodles for a long time. The year before last, Zhao Sanlang had passed away, and his wife Wang Shuying was widowed at home, managing the store. This is the niece of Mr. Wang, who is about thirty years old, but very colorful and attractive. This Wang Shuying first store to sell bread, the miraculous Yuan Tiangang saw, great marvel, said: “This woman’s face like the full moon, lips like red lotus, sound God clear, the root of the mountain is constantly, is the face of a great noble. He will be a first-class lady, how to live here!” Occasionally, in front of the general Chang He, talked about this matter. Chang He believed in the words of Yuan Tiangang, instructed Cangtou to buy buns in the name of daily gossip to his store, provoking Wang to marry, want to marry as a concubine, Wang did not look at all. The same is true for the other two:
Marriage is determined in a previous life, not marriage is not forced.
Said Ma Zhou came to the first day, Wang’s first dream, dreaming of a white horse, from the east and came to her store, the powdered bread a bite to eat, their own hand to catch up, not realize that the horse back, the horse suddenly turned into a fiery dragon, rushed to the sky and went. And woke up full of body heat, thinking about this dream very much, Dan up until noon, still thinking about the dream endlessly. Happened to suddenly a hall of scholars into the store, handing over the letter. Wang unfolded and read it again, see the name of the horse, and dressed in white, remembering the dream to the heart of the great doubt, stayed to write, three meals a day, attentive supply. That Ma Zhou ate her, as if for granted in general, just hold the heart to drink, do not dare to get too drunk. This Wang’s always not idle, very admirable. I do not want to neighbor a group of frivolous children, usually see Wang’s is a beautiful widow, often light mouth, in the words of provocation, Wang’s all do not provoke, so just. Today, I see that she left a distant single guest at home, I could not help but talk about it, making comments. Wang is a fine person, ears heard, they said to Ma Zhou: “Concubine would like to stay, but the widow’s home, people say it is not elegant. Mr. future is great, it is appropriate to choose a high branch perch, in order to progress, if buried in this great talent, in vain, a pity.” Ma Zhou said: “I would like to be a museum guest, but there is no way to cast ears.” Words have not yet, only to see the Changzhonglang’s Cangtou, and came to buy buns. Wang thought of Chang He, is a military official, must be less a scribe to help, was asked: “I have a thin relatives here Ma Xiucai, is from Bozhou, is a well-educated man. Here to find a museum, unknown to your master want to have?” Chang Cangtou responded: “Very good! Wait for me to go to report to welcome.”
Originally, when the drought, Taizong edict, where five or more officials, are to speak directly to the loss, with the selection. Chang He should also play, is about to find a full of learning, ask him to write, just Cangtou go back, will Wang’s talk to report. Chang He was very happy, immediately with a post, sent people to take the horse to meet. Ma Zhou thanked Wang’s goodbye, came to Changzhonglang’s home. Chang He see his instrument is not common, good respect, that day to set the wine hospitality, clean the study, settled down to rest. The next day, Chang He took twenty taels of white gold, colorful silk ten ends, personally sent to the study, as a gift of congratulations, before the holy decree to ask for the matter of speech with Ma Zhou. Ma Zhou said: “This is not difficult.” Immediately take the pen, hand without stopping to wave, grass into cheap twenty. Chang He read one by one, sighing with admiration, and overnight ordered people to repair and write.
Tomorrow morning, into the imperial wide. Emperor Taizong read it and said that everything was good, so he asked Chang He: “This kind of insightful discussion is not as good as Qing, where did you get it from?” Chang He bowed to the ground, said: “death penalty, I am stupid, really can not build white, this is the minister’s family guest Ma Zhou also.” Taizong asked: “Where is Ma Zhou? Can quickly announced to see me.” The yellow door officer that is to declare the order, to often the home, declared Ma Zhou. To the noon gate, often introduced into the Golden Emperor to see the driver. Worship dance has been completed, Taizong asked: “Where is the family of the Secretary? Has been out of the service or not?” Ma Zhou played: “I am Zhuangping County people, once Bozhou Assistant Professor, because of disillusionment, abandoned the official tour in Kyoto. It is a great honor for me to see the face of heaven today.” Emperor Taizong was delighted, the same day to worship as a supervisor of the imperial censor, the gift of robes and wattles official belt. Ma Zhou wore, thank you and out, but still to the house of Chang He to thank the recommendation of the grace. Chang He reopened the feast, wine congratulations. To the end of the wine, often He did not dare to stay in the library, ordered the preparation of sedan chair horse, to send the horse master to the grandma Wang’s home. Ma Zhou busy said: “that Wang’s original non-relative, I just borrowed the day before his home only. This woman is clear-eyed favor, the law of self-possession, it is respectable!” Chang He said, shocked: “The Royal Historian has a family?” Ma Zhou said: “I am ashamed to say that my family is poor and has not married.” Chang He said: “That Wang seems to have a pair of handsome eyes to recognize heroes. Since he has not married, I think Yuan Tiangang, once thought this woman has the honor of a first-class wife. If you don’t mind, tomorrow I will go to make a felling how?” Ma Zhou felt his grace to serve attentively, also have the same intention, then said: “If you get the ancestors to fulfill, I am deeply grateful for the great virtue.” Then he still rested.
The next day, Ma Zhou and Chang He face the king. At that time, the Turkic rebels, Taizong is sending the four major generals to send troops to fight, ordered Ma Zhou to present the policy of peace. Ma Zhou recited in front of the Royal Court, every sentence of the Holy Intentions, it was changed to the position of the Minister. Chang He cited virtuous merit, give silk 100 bolts. Chang He thanked out of the court, ordered from the people, then the road leads to buy bread store, to invite Wang to meet. Wang’s still only thought that often lieutenant to come, is to marry her forcibly as a concubine, hastily avoided, refused to come out. Chang He told Cangtou to find a neighboring woman to ask for Ma Zhou’s hand in marriage and to ask her to tell him the whole story. Wang’s square know why, to the white horse into a dragon’s dream is true, instantly agreed. Chang He will be the imperial gift of silk, for Ma Zhou line of recruitment. Lease a big house, teach Ma Zhou to live, choose the auspicious and Wang’s marriage. All the officials came to celebrate. The official celebrated the marriage:
He is a humble scholar, but he has suddenly become an honored guest of the court.
Wang married Ma Zhou and moved her family to the Ma family. Everyone envy, not to mention. And said Ma Zhou to do the official, not on three years, straight to the Ministry of the Ministry of Ministers, Wang Shuying sealed as a wife. This Ma Zhou, Taizong from time to time summoned to discuss the former wine-loving temperament have changed, never to wine wrongdoing. Suddenly, one day, Xinfeng store owner Wang Gong know Ma Zhou fortune, special to Changan, first to see his niece, only to know that the remarried is Ma Zhou. Wang Gong was delighted, busy to the Shangshu House to post. Mr. and Mrs. Ma Zhou know, access to meet, set up wine and hospitality. Lived for more than a month, to return, bitter can not stay, Ma Zhou had to give thousands of gold. Wang Gong where willing to accept. Ma Zhou said: “wall verse is still there, a meal of gold, how can I forget?” Mr. Wang accepted it, thanked him and returned, and then made a new rich room.
Plus Daxi assassin due to worry back to the home, and full service to Beijing, asked the Ministry of Justice, that is, Ma Zhou. Since I know that the previous offense, do not dare to go to the registration to fill the official. Ma knows this situation, busy sending people to see again and again. Da Xi had no choice but to enter the house to apologize. Ma Zhou help up, said: “when the lesson, it is appropriate to take the end of the bachelor. He was drunk and wildly called, is the crime of Ma Zhou, after the known, repentance for a long time, Xian Prick Shi no more memories.” That is to raise Da Xi for the Beijing Zhaoyin. Beijing officials see Ma Zhou magnanimous, each respect. Later, Ma Zhou and Wang’s rich and old, children and grandchildren.
Look at the official, you say Ma Zhou if you do not know drink, then Xinfeng store is not polite to Wang Gong; that is, polite to Wang Gong, powder bun store is not polite to Wang’s; these two places that is fortunate rabbit carry on, Changzhonglang home, there is no lack of fine wine? When giving advice, would you rather have less money for wine? When summoned to meet the driver, and do not know what to do wildly! The poem says:
A generation of famous ministers are wine people, selling buns Wang old woman is also a strange person; people do not have Persian eyes, in vain to make the pearl mixed with the vulgar dust.
Paragraph 7: “The young bachelor’s mouth is a curse, the old nun’s revenge.
The poem says:
All fronts are lightly tried by the blade, since the madness and poisonous murder; underground should still cone stabbing blood, how can the earth as fast as the wind. What is so ugly about the speech in the bath hall, and how can the crime be tolerated by the pig’s mouth; I don’t know the son of the touch as the seat, and I still tarnish the heroes with a lot of money.
This poem, a single person can not say in vain to cause trouble, take their own misfortune; if only nonsense, the disaster is too small, to the fabrication or recognize the ugly, defilement of the door, will be killed. In the past, there is Zhang Lao store physiology, his daughter is very attractive. The door E Sheng salivation, all kinds of marriage. Zhang Lao because E Sheng frivolous, not allowed. Another Mo Sheng came to seek, so he wanted to discuss it. E Sui was furious, pinching and sowing Mo and Zhang’s daughter had an adulterous relationship. One day, Mo Sheng just went to Zhang store to buy things, the store reported. Mo paced to look inside, E saw in the opposite door, they went over, shouting: “Catch adultery!” A moment coaxed to the place. That Mo Sheng although said to understand back, the woman is not interesting, a rope hanged. The local government caught Mo Sheng and sent him to the official, saying that he died because of adultery. Mo Sheng had no place to tell his story, so he was beaten and hanged, and spent three to four years in jail. One day, he encountered a torture victim, who read the draft of the confession, produced a card, and asked for the autopsy of the body. Most of the people laughed and said, “After three or four years of death and adultery, where can I find out.” That compassionate punishment is approaching, and out of a card, said: “only check to see the pillow bone.” The crowd laughed and wondered. But I do not know the woman has not had coitus with others, its bone pure white; have a husband, a little black on the bone; if it is a prostitute, then its bone pure black as ink. That compassionate punishment on the day of picking up the bone, its bone pure white without black, such as in vain. After finding out the root cause and releasing Mo Sheng, he put E Sheng to death. This is not self-inflicted! But this is still a complaint, there are even more not involved in the slightest, just because of the light mouth, will be nothing for something, so that away from people’s flesh and bones, harming people’s lives are many.
That is to say, Jiaxing County, there is a man, surnamed Ying, the name of the time Qiao, nicknamed Red Mouth, is also in the line of idle men walking, life looks good women. That a mouth, good to talk big, for male genitals as a decent, as a rule, do not care, often with people corner mouth trouble, because he added a beautiful name, called the red mouth. He was nearly thirty years old. One day to the street pacing, see a woman speaking life, there are many people around to listen to the speech, should Chikou also next to go in, carefully look at him, its posture, and speak a mouthful of good Beijing dialect. Chikou really looked at a moment, walked away, secretly thought: “Good a good person! It is a pity that I do not have silver, if I have a few points, so that she can talk to her.” Is on the road talking to himself, suddenly behind someone called: “should big brother, see full?” Chikou turned around and looked, but next door to do “day ghost” Zou Guang. Zou Guang said: “Such a woman, although beautiful, is ultimately a person to see the mess, it is not worth money. A place, there is a stunning female, you can not see?” Should Chikou said: “Where? Take me to see.” Zou light said: “you see, package you soul scattered spirit disappear.” Red mouth then salivated: “Never take me to see.” Two people talking and laughing, walked to a newly opened alley. Zou Guang said: “Here it is. Ahead of the open a avoidance door is, you go over to play a net to see.” Should be red mouth face color, go to the door to look, see the screen, there is really a woman, gossiping there. How was she born, but see:
The spirit of the wind is charming, and the body is charming. Eyes like autumn water clarifying waves, eyebrows like spring breeze brush willow. Gold hairpin half a cicada on the clouds, green phoenix flying diagonally, pearl danno double hanging, green sideburns star is brilliant. Light cage jade bamboo shoots, shirt tightly lined with cherries. Slowly step golden lotus, embroidered belt show floating willow. It’s really an enrollment, eliminating obstacles; a step in the line, can be pitied.
Should be red mouth looked at a few eyes, really beautiful very. Hurriedly walked back to the fixed Zou Guang, put the tongue out and said: “I have seen thousands of millions of women in my eyes, never such a glimpse of the soul.” Zou Guang said: “Such a beauty, look at her a glance, quasi-quasi three nights can not sleep miles. But I have always wanted to think, and then not a thought, it seems to be not thought of just.” Ying Chikou said: “What not think? As long as there is an introductory trick, it will be wrapped up in a stop.” Zou Guang said: “You say easy, see what you have to get started. If you go in to get a bell to eat tea, I will lose a host to you.” Should Chikou said: “To get to the hand is also an easy thing, only eat her bell tea, how difficult is it? Said settled, eat tea out, the host will have to eat.” Zou Guang promised. This should be red mouth will be playing a group of serious, slowly paced into the door, called a: “Big brother at home?” That woman all without some small family, not panic, slightly flash behind the screen, should say: “morning out, not yet back. Officials have something to say, can then say.” Red mouth pretended to say: “How good! An important thing, to discuss face to face, specially Xu far away to come, and will not be.” The woman said, “If you have something important to say, please sit down and come back later.” Red mouth secretly thought: “just ask for a cup of tea to eat and go well. If her husband comes back and sees through the mechanism, what will it look like?” Because said: “I have other things to do, do not have time to wait here. Tea begging to borrow a cup to eat, turn around and meet again.” That woman will go in, told the boy to take a cup of tea out. Ying Chikou took it and ate it, then got up and went out. The two went to pin Dongdao, needless to say.
The woman’s husband, called Lin Song, the woman surnamed Han. Originally opened a large grocery store, because Lin Song folded the capital, changed the line, went out to sell medicinal herbs, a dozen days ago before returning. Newly moved to live in this alley. A friend, all do not know. Coincidentally, this Zou Guang has a branch brother, named Zou Fu. Usually the best with Lin Song, because Lin Song to visit him, Zou Fu rule wine with him to receive the wind. Just now Zou light with should be red mouth hit, Zou Fu will stay as a guest. Wine to a few rounds, Zou Fu asked Lin Song said: “Outside there are beautiful women?” Lin Song said: “There are, but in the end, coarse and stupid, than our wonderful here.” Zou Fu said: “Older brother is a good wind and moon, I’m afraid that long time outside, not inevitably also want to activities.” Lin Song said: “Nowadays business is thin, which have spare money to play? But I have always been outside, I do not know we also have a handle here?” Zou Fu said: “I do not hear that there.” Should be red mouth then said: “Old Zuntai, dare is good this way? Here is a wonderful, when to go and see?” Zou Guang said: “What place?” Should Chikou said: “You also forget, is the day before yesterday to ask for tea to eat that.” Zou Guang said: “No nonsense! That is a good family, how to go?” Should be red mouth sell mouth: “Do not dare to deceive, the district the day before yesterday has first made a partial hand miles.” Lin Song said: “Brother’s fellowship, how can we go to mix.” Zou Fu said: “This road regardless, tomorrow we go to mix.” Lin Song said: “May I ask where this family lives?” Ying Chikou said: “It is in Xinkai Lane.” Lin Song then questioned, “What is the doorway of this house?” Ying Chikou said, “Three or four houses into the alley, and the one with the two new avoidance doors is the one.” Lin Song heard, more and more suspicion, but then asked: “How old is the woman?” Ying Chikou said, “She is twenty-three or twenty-four years old, with a melon face and a little bit of marijuana.” These words said Lin Song dumbfounded, the heart of the fire, secretly said: “just, I just moved here, not half a month, will do things; then I went out in the past, I do not know how many have done, the future there is what face to see people!” Then make a resignation to get up. That Zou Fu and said: “We always eat to the evening, together with people to send old brother to the house to rest, how?” Lin Song said: “I will invite tomorrow, I am afraid that this brother is not in the house, there is no familiar name, not good to go in.” Ying Chikou said, “Just tell him that he was recommended by me.” Lin Song memorized his name and left. Exactly:
A wild creature, with two flying lips. They die by pulling out their tongues, and are tortured in life. Every time it is good to eat, every time it is sad.
But said Lin Song listened to should Chikou that call, go back, the Han’s a lot of Ling force, want her to confess and Ying Shiqiao adultery. That Han did not know the reason, and did not recognize Ying Shiqiao, suddenly have this sentence, but do not know where to start, let him hit hard, nothing to admit, it is really difficult to complain of injustice. She wanted to find a way to kill herself, but she was afraid that if she died, she would not be able to understand the matter. He cried and cried, and thought and thought. This Lin Song to the next day, and beat her severely, to make sure that she said. Han’s endured until the end of the night, hidden from her husband, even a smoke away.
Lin Song got up the next day, do not see Han, around the neighborhood, said no. Only that should be Chikou did a trick to abduct her, and rushed to find Zou’s brothers, told this story. Zou Fu, Zou Guang Fang realized that Lin Song new move, Chikou said, that is, Yi’s wife. I should not have left him as a companion that day, too late to regret. That Zou light heart is clear, just not good to say, pointing to the red mouth to see the reasons, only to say: “Brother in vain honored lady. That person usually bad mouth, catching things, I do not know how many said, how serious up? Now that your wife has not seen, he is now home, abduction and escape, is also never. But his mouth over trap people, on him to find out, will make up for the crime is also good.” That Lin Song will be to the county magistrate, testify that is Zou Fu brothers. That the magistrate immediately sent people, the should be red mouth caught in front of the interrogation, indeed red mouth do not know some of the circumstances. At this time, the red mouth also since the remorseful. The magistrate saw refused to confess, Han’s at large, can not rest his hand, so to the prison. On the one hand, he issued a wanted card, sent people to explore. A whole six months, and no effect.
One day, Zou Fu brothers to see Lin Song, said: “Your wife is not really should be red mouth abduction, he suffered enough. We intend to be the official bail him out, slowly put him to find out your wife, but also brother just.” Lin Song said: “I now know that thing is all false. Only hate him when he said a solid evidence, to false for true, no fear, to me cut love, wife fled. Well, now look at the brother’s share, by the second brother to go to protect can.” Zou Fu brothers gladly parted ways back.
The next morning, Zou Guang famous, in the hall should be red mouth out of the bail, asked him to pay attention to find the Lin family mother. I do not want to should be red mouth by his insurance out, the material is difficult to find, but afraid to re-enter, not three days, will be a slip of the wind, I do not know where to go. Lin Song heart will suspect that they are doing all the way, specially put should Chikou go. And to the county to submit, put this a shoulder, are unloaded on the Zou light. The magistrate was furious, busy sent to the original insurance will go, hit twenty boards, sent in the prison, to wait until the red mouth should come out before releasing. This is also Zou light is not proper, figure adultery Han, caused by the red mouth should make this scourge, so also suffered some of the sins of the wind, retribution retribution.
That Zou Guang sat for another year, Han, Chikou all no trace. Zou Fu day by day to beg Lin Song, to facilitate him. Lin Song Ken, that the county officials against, will definitely have to wait for two to get one, before releasing. Only have to be just.
And said should be red mouth will be the end of a large number, fled to three years. One day I remembered, after three years, the material has been rested, and back to Zou family to explore a message to see, so pack up and go home. One day walked to the nunnery door, do not feel the pain of two feet up, the heart thought: “daytime into the city, some people know, and now the foot pain, it is better to rest in the nunnery, wait until the dark of the night good to go. And walked into, only to see the Buddha Hall, stood a young girl burning incense there. Look carefully, was born very beautiful, do not feel and move the usual happy, attention full look. Only to see the Buddha hall out of an old nun to see the red mouth, like panic, busy calling: “should the official, always missing, where to come?” It turns out that these bachelor, often in the nunnery idle bump, so the nuns recognize him. Red mouth vaguely promised, Judas looked at that after the student nuns do not place. That the old nun suddenly smile, busy calling the nuns said: “Take tea! Should the official eat.” When it was already late, the old nun said: “should official in the small nunnery to eat some dinner into the city.” Ying Chikou said joyfully, “It is just inconvenient to disturb.” In his heart, he said: “If I can get that little nun to drink with me, I will be happy to die.”
That the old nun with the little nun into a moment, they pick out the fruits and wine dishes to, please should be official to sit down, her two masters and disciples around the accompaniment. That should be red mouth even soul flying out of the sky, happy but, do not feel eat drunk, the old nuns two said: “should official, I help you go to sleep.” Then called three, four nuns powerful, will rope tied his hands and feet, carried to the back of the vegetable garden under the tree, but also get one or two hours. That should be red mouth gradually woke up, called: “Which tied me? I do not go, quickly untied, so hard to flatter miles.” I saw that pretty nun came forward, is a palm, said: “You originally is should be red mouth, I am not someone else, is Lin Song’s wife Han. I have no grudge with you, why do you talk nonsense in front of my husband, pinch me and you have adultery? Harm me to this point, I only said today to find you not, how do I know that the wrongdoer narrow road, coincidentally sent.” Another palm, the mouth will bite down, will be red mouth shoulder meat, whole bite a piece down. That should be red mouth shocked half dead, do not know the pain, pleaded: “My mother, so it is you. I was also born in the prison for half a year, still can’t forgive me?” That Han’s shoes on his mouth, life-threatening beatings. He shouted, “Help me!” The old nun was afraid that the matter was revealed, the opposite of the victim, busy take a sharp blade, came to the top of the fixed red mouth under, try to cut a cut, is called:
The frosty sword should cut down the son of gossip, and the old nun who is comparable to the chivalrous spirit to spare.
Should Chikou was killed by the old nun. This Han’s bluff shivered into a ball, said: “how to dispose of?” The old nun then commanded, buried in the corner of the garden, not to leak the news not to mention. Originally, Han’s only because of that year Lin Song forced Le, fled in the Ci Ding nunnery, burning incense every day and night, hoping that the slanderer should be Chikou generous retribution, three years so every day. This day should be red mouth back, God made him into the nunnery to avoid early, was seen by the old nuns, plan to revenge, very happy.
And said Zou light in the prison, sat for three years, because of the red mouth seizure is not, the magistrate will put him on top of the crime, sent to the Songshan stage set up station. Zou Guang and the solution to discuss: “rest overnight, and so I go to my brother’s home to ask for some silver to do the traveling.” The solution knows that Zou Fu is his brother, he can not go, then let him go, about the Zou Fu home will get up. Zou light should sound to go, thought: “Although a few brothers, but is the wine and meat exchanges, which is willing to come to the funding?” Then go to sue, but also in vain. How about releasing the old means, faster and more stable. So faith walk, walked to the side of the city Ci Ding nunnery. At this time it was already dark, only to see the nunnery pulled up the sky lantern, then secretly thought: “always heard that the nuns around the Ci Ding nuns have money, why not go to fish him once, I expect no empty.” Waiting for the end of the second shift, they climbed up the wall, from the sky lantern pole will slip in. Looked at the old nun, still meditating in the Buddha Hall, then to the side of the alley into the alley, gently sled open the alley door, grabbed the sand and mud a sprinkle, to discuss a curse. I don’t want to, this head room, is Han’s. The Han’s since seeing the killing of the red mouth. That Han’s since see kill red mouth, heart scared, fear of ghosts. At this time is hazy sleep, heard the sand, then called: “should be red mouth, I have no grudges with you, only because you plainly dirty mouth, harm my honor, escape this home. Ghosts make you come to death the day before yesterday, I kill you to take revenge, but not guilty? Retreat well, I will do some homework in the next day, you just.” That Zou light to understand, said a cold sweat, anxious still road, climbed out of the wall, and climbed into the city. Walked home and knocked on the door, Zou Fu heard the sound, open the door into, asked: “What is it? This and so busy.” Zou light will be sent to the pendulum station, looking for coins, in Ci Dingan got Han’s, should be red mouth traces, one by one. Zou Fu rejoiced: “so also off your body, to be daybreak called Lin Song to go with.”
Brothers slept a sleep, the sky is bright. Zou Fu brothers, they went to invite Lin Song, explain the previous events, each understand, the three walked to Ci Ding nunnery. Lin Song saw his wife fruit in the temple, do morning homework. Started to see her husband came, ate a shock, said: “I have become a monk, and you come here why?” Lin Song deliberately said: “specially come for Ying Chikou to ask for life!” Han’s face was as colorful as earth, did not dare to make a sound. Lin Song said, “Tell me, where is the corpse?” Han had to put the day before yesterday Chikou to this, the old nun recognized, killed him revenge, now buried in the back garden, one by one. Lin Song heard crying: “My wife, you suffered three years of headless injustice, today I just explain carry on.” Han’s see her husband back to the heart, then cried. Zou Fu said: “is my brother’s destiny, save the solution.”
Said, only to see the solution to the police to find. Zou Fu explained the reasons, with the same cadre of people home for dinner, discuss one or two. Walked to the front of the county, was sitting in the hall. The solution took Zou Guang, the past report: “Yesterday, the solution Zou Guang rise, passing Ci Ding nunnery, has got should be Chikou, Han’s two people news.” Magistrate said: “Both in one place, it should be brought to see me.” Solution: “Han did nuns, should Chikou ten days ago evening, walked to Ci Ding nunnery to rest. The old nun recognized, said with Han, master and disciple will kill him, the body is now stored …….” Magistrate shocked: “This and so on, his two adulterous love will not have. That eat wine when talking, because of what?” Zou Guangcai that year to discuss the tea gambling hosts words endowed. County said: “The original for this.” Then sent to the Ci Ding nunnery, the Han’s, the old nun called to. Han’s will be three years ago to split the air wrongly accused of crying, and the day before yesterday should be red mouth into the nunnery, the old nuns killed endowed once again. The magistrate heard very much pity her, is to the old nun said: “should the mouth of Chikou create language into, the crime is not to death. You both things burning repair, when the convenience of the door, should only twist to see me, how to kill him, which must pay for life.” The old nun said: “Since Han’s to the nunnery for three years, day and night grief, injustice. I heard, I hate to see, eat their flesh, sleep their skin. He came, Han’s do not know, the old Ni said know. Han said that the enemy narrow road, twisting him to fight. Men and women can not be defeated, if the nun is angry, hide the knife to kill is true. Kill nothing righteous, stretch a wronged, willing to pay for life.” Han’s busy said: “Although the old Ni down, originally for the woman, naturally small women to pay for their lives. Hope grandpa release the old nun.” The old nun said: “This can not be. You are neither the main order, nor the hand, the injustice was first realized, but also imprisoned for life, this is my harm you. Grandpa Qingtian, or the old nuns to resist the crime is.” Han cried again: “What are you talking about, so I do not die, for the death is not clean ear. Leaky night to escape to her nunnery, the original intention to take revenge, monks she took in, feed so far, hatred has been reported, unable to repay the favor also let it be, which has tired of her to resist the reason of life? Naturally, the little woman to resist death.” Two people can not argue. County said: “you two do not have to fight, listen to my judgement, should be red mouth defilement of a good woman, to Han’s almost killed, the crime is unpardonable: the old nuns hold insults to kill, although it should be against life, and the righteous man can be forgiven, to be allowed to atone for the apprenticeship; should be the clan to lead the body, Han’s name, the recovery of the buried burning silver twenty two; Han’s clean and flawless, if the LinSong to lead the complete reunion; ZouGuang lead the red mouth, see the woman into prison, it is appropriate to propose the apprenticeship, has been subjected to the cane jail! Has been a long time, release the Ning family.” At that time, the case file, the people bowed to thank the door. Han’s still want to return to the nunnery, Lin Song hundred thanks, the old nun really persuade back. Since then the couple more love, this Han’s footprints no longer in front of the door. Later served the old nun, like parents, and the old nun died, but for the filial piety, lifelong, in return for its virtue.
Look at the official, you see should be red mouth, only a talk is not serious, the life are given away, can be seen out of the good Xing Rong, inviting you to take trouble, all from this mouth. Gentlemen should watch the red mouth, can also be less warning.
Paragraph 8: The Sentimental Son Gradually Gained Beauty The Biting Tiger Scattered Her Beauty
The poem says:
The bitter festival has never been difficult, not to mention the beauty of the young times more late; Zi Gui half of the night in front of the window to order, called the lonely coverlet tears have not dried.
This poem says that people have the misfortune of having a widow, or aged 50, 60, at this time the fire has been eliminated, told her to keep the end can be; if thirty below, twenty above, at this time the desire is blazing, the fire is flaming, driving the horse without reins, forced her to keep, few grams have to end, rather than do something to jiao, it would be better to get married early.
In Pei County, there was a good family. There was a Huang family with three brothers, each of whom had a wife and a wife, all of whom were very young and beautiful. Unexpectedly, the three brothers died one after another, leaving a widowed mother of more than 60 years old, accompanied by a daughter-in-law to live. The eldest daughter-in-law Suo’s, aged 27, called Suo Niang; second Yu’s, aged 23, called Yu Niang; three Ding’s, aged 19 into, called Ding Niang. Yu, Ding two childless, but Suo Niang had a son, just four years old, can talk. These three widows, the idea of a moment of love, all swore not to remarry, and caress this son, in order to fight for the yellow family. One day, three women with the door to play, suddenly saw a descendant came, born very handsome, really not that:
He Lang Fu powder mouth, Chen Ping crown jade time.
This student is called Hua Chun, only a weak crown. Seeing a door of three beautiful, delicate and colorful, just stare at, stay standing not to go. Yu Niang, Ding Niang see him looking at the signs, will be in the door behind the flash, only Suo Niang side stand out, said: “You look like the intention of heh, look again!” Hua Chun could only walk away. Suo Niang still refused to leave him, and went straight out the door to sell her wares. That Hua Chun turned back, see the woman to see him again, he will turn around, still staring at the woman, and ignore the ground height, do not realize that lost their footing, fell down, the three women laughed together. That Suo Maiden said: “There is a heavenly reason, good fall!” Hua Chun climbed up and said, “How can I not worship the living Goddess of Mercy when I see her?” I saw the three women, you pull me, I pull you, a burst of laughter, all went in. This is called:
The empty room is sad and independent, and I am glad to meet a young man; why should we seduce each other?
Suo’s return to the room, thought: “I do not know what wrongdoing in the past life, this day bumped into the look of this wrongdoer, so that the slave to get rid of not. It is not difficult to hand him over, I think the play on the Simon Qing, Jinlian are made. The world which is not greedy for color man, just my room, she two often come to play, how to seduce him to? Thought about it all night.”
When morning came, I washed up, ate breakfast, and went out to see. Only to see that the young man, but early in the opposite door waiting. Each other eye to eye, this yesterday was very hot to see. That Hua Chun will put the head nod lips crossbow, Suo’s cover the mouth in the door to laugh, Hua Chun saw her laugh, will be forced to come closer, Suo Niang and flashed into the go, anxious that Hua Chun such as out of God’s general.
A short while later, Suo Niang and hold a child out, to the child said: “My son heh, you grow up, do not learn that do not grow up to swim flowers barefoot, want to incense puffer play.” That Hua Chun will understand, busy in the sleeve to touch out a pair of silver teeth to pick, to the child said: “Brother, I change with you.” He snatched up the fragrant puff with a handful of teeth and snatched it into his hand. The child cried out, and handed him the toothpicks. Suo Niang said, “Son, come here. This is stinky, don’t want him.” He threw it out with his empty hand and said, “Phew……, it flew away.” And then the teeth pick hide in the hand. And teach the child said: “You scold him dog thief, stole my incense to go.” That Hua Chun in the door at the beginning, walked up and down, was about to cross from the door, Suo Niang and hold the child went in. Hua Chun only had to step back. She held out again, with a hand to the outside two strokes. Hua Chun was about to go in, only to see a mother-in-law, two small women, all out to see the street play, Hua Chun had to pace away. Exactly:
The heart of the flower makes people spit on it, causing the swimming bees to be busy.
Not to mention her mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to go in. Let’s talk about Hua Chun, listen to her door, silent, know that they have gone in, secretly thought: “stop that will certainly come again, to be my sticking to the west side of the door next to the door, to wait for her to come, to catch them by surprise.” Stand not long, only to see Suo Niang fruit and out, is a look outside the door, Hua Chun will be a body flash, even the wolf snatched in, will be double off to hold, and even called out: “my mother, you anxious to kill me!” Suo Niang ate a shock, said: “You are bold! Someone bumped into, how.” Hua Chun said: “This is a side street, no one walks, kiss a mouth to go.” Suo Niang said, “Don’t go yet! I’m going to scream.” The tip of Hua Chun’s tongue was already in her mouth. That Hua Chun busy reaching out to touch its mare. Suo Niang was busy putting her hand on it and said, “Pfft! What are you doing? Come at night, I’ll lead you in.” That Hua Chun then heart flowers are open, happy to go.
After dinner, that is to go to the yellow house around the watch. But that the Huang family, only a seventy-year-old housekeeper, and is deaf, will close the door late, early to go to sleep. Suo Niang pretended to look after the portal, the door gently opened half. I was about to visit, only to see that Hua Chun was already in front of me, and I hurriedly pulled in and closed the door. Quietly take him upstairs, hide in the room, attached ear and said: “I will come, you do not move sound.” Suo Niang fear of Yu, Ding two people to the room fooling around, because the first to go to Yu Niang room to sit down, said: “good boring people, day to day, just a muddle, afraid of the night, afraid of sleep.” Yu Niang said: “can not sleep, really sad.” Ding Niang said: “If you are sad, you can find something to do.” Suo Niang said, “This thing was not worth much when it was available, but now that it’s gone, it’s more expensive than a treasure, so where can I find it?” Everyone laughed. Hua Chun listened to the hot, gradually to the bench to peep at the side, under the lights to see Suo Niang solid good, and Yu Niang is also good, Ding Niang better, the dust handle do not feel up, only to hear Suo Niang said: “I can not sit up firmly, go to sleep.” Ding Niang said: “Just say sleep, but like someone in the room waiting for you in general.” Yu Niang said, “It’s better to look at our young man.” Suo Niang said, “It’s not necessary, you go and call him.” Ding Niang said, “I’ll call her, and you can have her, but I’ll take her.” Yu Niang said, “She spied on the saint with her own private intentions.” Suo Niang said, “Don’t argue, tomorrow you will all be rewarded.” Yu Niang and Ding Niang said, “Wait and see.” We laughed a game, Suo Niang busy back to the room, pushed down Hua Chun in bed, only hate this pants off not fast. The two hugged tight, only hindered next door someone, do not dare to take the plunge. How to see:
Nymphalid butterflies wear flowers, goldfish play in the water, light hook jade arm, hard gang gang. Tightly sticky grinding, slowly connected to the lips, fragrant. Gently panting, a long time used to skin and flesh line, self-satisfied beauty; a reopening of the wine hotel, that is afraid of pot-bellied Lohan. It is a pity that greed but a piece of cloud and rain intention, bad a world of pine and cypress heart.
Hua Chun to the excitement, there will be some turbulence sound. Suo Niang is afraid of people know, busy with two hands around, and hooked two feet, with him gently pumping. Although the game is over, it is still not smooth. Hua Chun said: “This is not happy, have the ability to make out. My mother, you have what strategy, to get them all, only to be happy.” Suo Niang said: “short-lived, you eat one and have to pick two.” Hua Chun said: “not pickpocket two, like this in the way how to do things?” Suo Niang said: “to be my calculations, just too cheap for you.” The next dawn, Suo Niang sent Hua Chun went. Thinking about it, she put a copy of “Spring Intentions” on the table in her room. Yu Niang just walked into the room, Suo Niang deliberately shrank the book into her sleeve. Yu Niang then said, “What book? Let me have a look.” Suo Niang said, “You can’t read it.” Yu Niang said, “If you can read it, I can read it too.” She took the book out of her sleeve and laughed, “What are you reading this for?” Suo Niang said, “For fun.” Yu Niang said: “You are poor, the more you look at the fire more hair, how?” Suoniang said, “I still have a fire-breaking thing.” Yu Niang said: “Let’s have a look with me.” Then a hold Suo Niang, to her sleeve to touch, really touch out a thing, a closer look, is a pig urine cell made, five, six inches long, a handful to big. Yu Niang looked and laughed and said: “like like, then how to use?” Suo Niang said: “Come! I will teach you.” Yu Niang said: “I don’t want it, you use it yourself and I will see.” Suo Niang busily pulled down Yu Niang’s pants, holding that thing mess stuffed into it, stripped in and out, pumped a break, asked: “Mother, wonderful?” Yu Niang said: “really wonderful, but in the end is meat to meat more wonderful.” Suo Niang said: “you come at night, I sleep with you, there is a most wonderful try.” The two of them then dispersed.
To the evening, Hua Chun came again. Suo Niang said: “a some meaning, less stop, so and so, I said to come, you do is.” Hua Chun avoided, only to see Yu Niang does not invite themselves, said: “I come to sleep with you, you put that I see.” Suo Niang said: “You first sleep, I bring to get is.” Yu Niang fruit undress on the bed, Suo Niang blew out the lamp, with Hua Chun undressed, touch the bed. Suo Niang to Yu Niang feet up, put a body across the Yu Niang belly said: “ride in.” Hua Chun kneeling behind Suo Niang, listening to him say, then the dust handle inserted. Suo Niang said, “I’m twitching.” Hua Chun then pumped up, pumped to a hundred to pump on, Suo Niang said: “This thing can be wonderful?” Yu Niang said: “This is like a human, hot and not soft and hard.” Exactly:
The point of mind moves and jumps, and there is nothing that does not hit the mark.
It’s really wonderful. Suo Niang said: “after also wonderful miles, I now hard shrug you see.” Hua Chun will sound shook up, until hundreds of on, make Yu Niang a hemp soil to, that mare is ducks right to eat in general, Hua Chun a feel crispy, will ambush to Suo Niang back, Yu Niang is the two do, to that very happy field, also will be wrong, see the two pressure is too heavy, will gently slip only hand, Hua Chun’s egg bag a squeeze, Hua Chun lost his voice: “ah yu! ” Suo Niang said to Yu Niang: “Don’t raise your voice, it’s really that young man. I love him, find him here, pity you sleep alone, asked you to come to the same fun.” Yu Niang said: “This is interesting, why not say so.” So, the three slept together.
The next day morning, Hua Chun parting said: “the mother again to get it, so I can rest assured that happy.” Suo Niang said, “You go, we have a plan.” As Hua Chun left, Yu Niang said, “What plan?” Suo Niang said, “That man is a fake and a tough talker, he won’t play with us. I have a ‘Mr. Horn’ here, you and I hide in her bed. She got the inevitable test, we see her in the wall cracks, run to catch, she naturally into my net.” Yu Niang said it was wonderful. The two of them took the “Mr. Horn”, went to Ding Niang’s room, said some gossip, and hid the “Mr. Horn” in Ding Niang’s quilt behind her back, and then each of them dispersed. When the lamp was lit in the evening, Yu Niang and Suo Niang went to their rooms. Ding Niang also returned to her room to go to bed, because of shaking sleep quilt, shook out a thing, very surprised. And to the lamp a light, but see:
The head of the turtle is high and hidden, and the man is like a mallet; it is eight inches long, and only lacks activity.
At this time, Ding Niang took in hand, fiddling, suddenly fluttering heart, mouth salivation, such as seventeen or eighteen buckets in the heart, seven up and eight down, and the following is like an ant lock bites the general, only busy “Mr. Horn” stuffed into the mare, to stop the itch, do not guard against the Yu Niang, Suo Niang in the wall crevice Zhang see understand, they snatched into the room, we will laugh up. Ding Niang was too shy to avoid, Suo Niang laughed and said: “You with Mr. Horn, not as good as others to stop the itch, if you want to be happy, we help you live.” After that, Yu Niang blew out the lights and led Hua Chun into the room, hiding behind her back. Suo Niang cross on the Ding Niang body, Hua Chun will be the thick thing inserted, even pumped thirty or forty pumps, Suo Niang said: “good?” Ding Niang said: “Add more.” Hua Chun went deeper and pumped another 30 to 50 times. Suo Niang said, “How is it this time?” Ding Niang said, “Deeper, even better.” Hua Chun more Qi root, deep pumping, not on ten or so pumping, Ding Niang said: “odd! And slow line, this is not fake.” Yu Niang said: “Could it be true?” Ding Niang said: “Obviously a distant monk, running in and out, put a parcel of children do not live in my back door, flinging around, is not a fake.” Suo Niang, Yu Niang all laughed, two pressed and said, “It’s true, it’s the monk you said. We recruited him to come here to have fun and couldn’t bear to hide it from you.” Ding Niang said, “You should have informed me first, why did you keep doing it.” Suo Niang said, “If you don’t do it, how can you be willing to surrender?” Then she drank that Hua Chun said: “Don’t pump harder yet.” Hua Chun will be hard pumping, a mouth pumped three or four hundred pumping, and shrugged four or five hundred shrugs, pumping that Ding Niang mouth to pick up the gas of the general, humming a can’t, the mare to Hua Chun’s dust handle, sucking the drums tightly, the body of a burst of throw out, Hua Chun see her fun, then split up with the Suo Niang, Yu Niang, each enjoy, the four rolled to do a place to sleep. From this night onwards, no night does not come, take turns to have fun.
One day, Suo Niang’s child wanted to sleep with his mother. Everyone saw that he was young and did not pay attention to him. Suo Niang then instructed him, “Child, you sleep with me, must sleep quietly, do not move, there is a tiger in the bed, is biting.” The child answered, will sleep there without moving, put an eye but half open and half closed, will be the bed four people’s doings, all see in the belly. When one person to do things, for fear of being seen by others, blowing out the lights; now three people with one mind, they will light the lights and dishes, reckless. Drinking and playing, and trying their best to get into the mash, they only said that it would be good to hide it from their mother-in-law and the old maid. I didn’t realize that this little child had been watching the show all night and was a little frightened. The next night, he wanted to sleep with his mother-in-law again. The mother-in-law said, “I’ve been knocked out by your noise, so sleep with your mother.” The boy said, “I want to sleep with my mother-in-law, for there is a tiger in my mother’s room that scares me.” The mother-in-law said, “What kind of tiger?” The child said, “One that bites. The child said, “A tiger that bites people.” The grandmother asked anxiously, “What kind of bite?” The child said, “It bites so hard that it bites my mother’s tongue and milk, and it has a tail that stabs my mother’s pee hole. I’m afraid of him, so I won’t go to sleep.” The grandmother was shocked and said, “Only your mother is bitten, but no one else?” The child said, “The second and third mothers all bite.” When the grandmother heard this, she sighed and said, “I thought they were sincere in their widowhood, but it turns out that they are so pretentious; if they don’t marry early, they will do something later.” So she asked her old servant to find a matchmaker to persuade the three daughters-in-law to remarry. The three daughters-in-law were shocked, all unhappy: “I am three of a kind to die as a ghost of the Huang family, why granny and this?” The grandmother then said: “If you three are willing to abide by, then the yellow door has light. But I am afraid that the tiger in the bed will bite you again and scare my grandson.” Three women heard, six eyes look at each other, speechless. That day all sent home, married another.
But that Suo’s, married to a passer-by, later seen in Kyoto as a prostitute, do not know what happened. She married well, and her family was very rich, but her husband was a womanizer every day, and did not care about his wife’s room. When her husband found out that she was looking for a patron, she died. Ding Niang married a gambler who was a wife-beater and a scornful woman, and died before she was half a year old. Hua Chun later, killed by roving thieves, one by one, all suffered bad karma, this is the Tao of Heaven’s evil prostitution, but also people’s own destiny. But there are widows, we must not know that widows are not easy to do, but the cloud: “What kind of family I have remarried the woman.” Reluctantly stay, to the filthy Zhang ugly, began to say: “I regret not marrying early, is not late!” Read this can really be a warning.