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(Note) The original edition was signed “Ming, Mr. Ai Yin,” “Kui Chou, mid-autumn, Wicang Jie Cui Ge print line,” according to the examination of the author is Li Yu (1611-1680).
The Flesh Puppet Troupe, Volume 1, JUE HOU ZEN – SPRING
Li Yu (1611-1680), a writer on the lake, wrote
First, stopping the wind of lust and talking about lust.
The lyrics say: black hair is hard to stay, Zhu Yan is easy to change, life is not more than a green pine. The name eliminates interest, a faction of falling flowers wind. Regret killing the youth is not happy, the wind flow courtyard, banished the bad man. The king’s grandchildren, listen to the song of the golden strand, and the early love of the medicine. The world really happy place, counting, but also count the room. It is not like the realm of honor and glory, where joy begins and sorrow ends. I am afraid of ringing the morning bell when I am sleeping soundly. Open your eyes to see, Qiankun overlay, a big spring palace.
This song is called “Full House”. Simply said that life in the world towards the labor of all things worry, not the slightest use, but also thanks to the ancient times of the opening of the saints to make a male and female coitus, and people rest from the labor to relieve the worry, not to be very emaciated. According to the detention of Confucianism, the woman’s waist is the door of my life, death of my household. According to the opinion of those who are well informed, if there is no such thing in life, I am afraid that my hair will turn gray a few years earlier, and my life will be a little less than a few years old. Do not believe that the monks in the world, how many people in their forties and fifties hair is not gray? How many of them are 70 or 80 years old and their bodies do not fall down? Or that monks, although monks generally have a way to go, or to steal women or apostles, but also with the ordinary people generally can not keep Yuan solid foundation, so there is no life this and so on. Please see the eunuchs in the capital, not only do not steal women are not apostles, and even that steal women apostles of the equipment are not, on the theory that the less tender life, live a few hundred years is, why the wrinkles on the face than others more? Why do you have more wrinkles on your face and more gray hair on your head than others? Why do you have more wrinkles on your face and more gray hair on your head than others? Within the capital, there are only ordinary people who hang longevity plaques, but there are no internal ministers who have a hundred-year-old house of cards.
Visible female sex two words in the original human no harm, only because the “Compendium of Materia Medica” above not contained this flavor, so there is no certain note. Some say that it is to raise people, some say it is harmful to people. If according to this kind of comparison, not only is still a thing that nourishes people, his medicinal properties and ginseng with the same, but also cross for use. Just one thing, although ginseng and epiphyllum is a great complementary things, only long service, should not be served; only when the medicine, not when the meal. If also regardless of the points two, not confined to the time full to eat, generally will also hurt. The benefits and harms of the female sex and this general. If you take it for a long time, you will have the power of yin and yang, and if you take it for a long time, you will have the power of water and fire. When it is a medicine, it can help relieve depression, but when it is a meal, it can hurt the muscles and drain the blood. If people in the world know to take female sex as medicine, they should not be too sparse or too close, and should not be bad or too good. Not close to the time of female sex, when the thought that “this drug is not poison also Hu for fear,” both close to the time of female sex, when the thought that “this drug is not rice also Hu for drowning”. In this way, the yang is not hyper Yin is not depressed, there is no benefit with people. Just one thing, this medicine and ginseng with ginseng pieces of the same, only the place of production and access to the law and some of the opposite, the medicine must not know. Ginseng and epiphyllum, is the Taoist good, the local production of the service is not beneficial. Women’s color, but is a good native, not only is not beneficial to those who fall to the ground and can hurt. What is local production? What is the reverse of the ground? My own concubines, no need to seek far and wide, no need to spend money to buy hand-to-hand is, this is what is called native. Let me sleep sideways without any obstruction, and let him knock on the door without any fear. There is no harm to the vital energy, but also beneficial to the ancestral hall. A sympathetic turn of events makes the whole body happy. Isn’t that what we call nurturing? The color of a woman’s face comes from the vermilion door, and her makeup must be embroidered. The taste of the chicken is not as fresh as the wild □, the old woman’s color fades, like the girl’s daughter Ai, this is called the downfall of the ground. If this kind of woman, sleep thinking and dreaming, and seek to get, the first to love to provoke, then will be gifted, or over the wall and go to the appointment, or drilling holes to say private. Rao Yi color courage like heaven, the bottom of the soul like a mouse, although no one see like someone to come. The wind flow sweat less and fear sweat more, children love long and heroes short of breath. Trial body unpredictable abyss, set up a very scourge, dark injury to the virtue of the Yin, obviously violating the clear article, the body was killed. If there is no compensation for the life of the person, the wife is still alive. In particular, there are women who are out of order, all kinds of harm is tragic. Visible in the world and the word of female sex can not be sacrificed near and far, tired of the old and seek the new.
The man who made this novel had a heart of gold, and he wanted to speak for the world, urging people to stifle their lust, not to indulge in it, and to keep secret prostitution for people, not to propagate it for them. The readers must not mistake his idea. Since it is to make people curb lust and stifle desire, why don’t you keep a book of Taoism to maintain the wind and culture, but make a novel of sex? You don’t know. Where the law to change the customs, to take advantage of the situation and guide the words are easy to enter. Recently, the human condition, afraid to read the Bible biography, like to read the barnyard history. It is the wild history of the barnyard, but also tired of hearing about loyalty, filial piety and righteousness, like to read the book of obscenity, evil and delusion. Customs to today can be said to confabulate extreme. If also a book of Taoism to persuade people to be good, not to say to make the world will buy silver to see, such as the good family charity scripture collection of the publication engraved into a book, bound sets, compensation for the sticker to send him, he is not to tear down the plug urn, that is, pulling to eat the smoke, where willing to look at the eyes to see a look. How about the lustful thing to move him, and so he saw the enjoyment of the time, suddenly under a few words of criticism, so that he sighed with a sigh of “female sex can be so good, how can not stay in the body of the line of pleasure, often still use, but for the peony flowers under the ghosts, business is not famous, but to go to the actual right?” And when he saw the place of clear retribution, he was gently given one or two words of enlightenment, so that he came to his senses and said, “If the retribution for adultery is like this, how can one not keep the body of his wife and concubines for his own enjoyment, but be an inert pearl flicking sparrow, borrowing imaginary money to repay the real debt?” Thinking about this, natural not to take the evil way. Do not take the evil way, the natural husband loves his wife wife respect for their husband, Zhou Nan Zhaonan is not outside of the chemical is carried out. This is called on the matter to rule people’s law. Not only the seat of the barnyard wild history when this technique, that is, the scriptures of the sages also first line. If you don’t believe me, let’s see what Mencius said to King Xuan of Qi in the Warring States period about the king’s government. That King Xuan is the sound and color of the goods in the people, Wang Zheng is not its good, only casually praise a sentence that “good faith. Mencius said, “If the king is good, why can’t he do it?” King Xuan said: “I have a disease, I good goods.” Meng Zi then took a paragraph of Gong Liu’s good goods and went to introduce him. King Xuan then said, “I am sick, and I am good at sex.” He said to this sentence has been willing to do JieZhou’s king, only as a write people can not WangZheng’s return post. If the humane study of Mr., we have to correctly say that the color of the color to advise him to color deserted things. From ancient times, the emperor has the rule: “the common people good color, is dead body; doctor good color, is lost position; vassal good color, is lost country; the son of heaven is good color, is dead the world”. If King Xuan heard this, make the mouth does not say, the heart after all replied: “This, I am sick into the sick, irredeemable, with Mr. not.” Who would have thought that Meng Zi but so back to the king’s good sex to hook him, so that he listened to the excitement, can not be stopped. I think too king in the horse refuge time still bring ginger girl, then his life is good at sex a moment away from the woman can not be known. Such a lustful king, there is no reason not to lose his life and the country? However, he had a way to make the men of a country take refuge with women. When the king was having fun with the ginger woman, the men and women of the country were also having fun there. This is the Lord of Yangchun, who has feet of heaven and earth and is selfless. Who would not praise him and dare to criticize him? King Xuan heard this natural peace of mind willing to go to the king’s government, no longer push “I have a disease” carry on. Do this novel is the person who has the power to do this. I hope that the world’s watchers buy to read as history, not as a novel. Where called “look at the official” place is not the words of acupuncture, is the words of the point of view, must pay attention to recognize. Which describes the coitus, copying the music of the room, not less than obscene, always to attract people to see the end of the place, only to know the results of knowledge warning. Otherwise, it is an olive book, and then there is always a flavor? It is like the entrance to the sour stingy, people refuse to chew how? I turn over this description of the words written by the Mo, only as a date wrapped in olive meat, leading him to eat to the aftertaste of the place also do not hate.
I’ll see you next time.
The second time, the old man opened a leather bag and the young monk sat on a meat pouf.
Speaking of the Yuan Dynasty to and years, Brahmaputra Mountain, there is a head of the Buddha, the legal name of the first, the Taoist name Lone Peak. He was originally a famous scholar in the county school. Only because of the nature of the good roots, when he was in infancy, he could not stop babbling like a student memorizing books in general. Parents do not understand why. There is a walking monk door copying, see the maid holding in the hands, like crowing like a smile like a smile. The monk listened to him and said that he was reading the “Lanyan Da Zang Zhen Jing” and that this son was the reincarnation of a high priest. He went back to his parents to beg for a disciple. His parents thought it was a lie and did not believe him. He was taught to read, and was able to memorize it. However, he did not want to be a scholar, so he repeatedly abandoned Confucianism and studied Buddhism, but his parents punished him severely and stopped him from doing so. He had no choice but to take the examination, and when he was a child, he was admitted to the university, and when he was admitted to the university, he helped to fill in the gap. After the death of his parents, he waited for two years to serve his sentence and dispersed all his family’s assets to the clan. He sewed a big leather bag for himself, put in it a wooden fish and a collection of sutras and other things, lost his hair, and went into the mountains to practise Buddhism. Known as Lone Peak Elder, do not know only call him a leather bag monk. Unlike all monks, not only wine, meat, sex and evil things to abstain from very firm. There are also three precepts in the monk’s own business. Those three precepts are: not to solicit, not to preach, not to live on famous mountains. When people asked him why he did not raise funds, he said, “The study of Buddhism begins with austerities. We must labor our muscles and bones, starve our bodies and skin, so that the fear of hunger and cold will become more and more pressing. If the hunger and cold are pressing, then the lustful thoughts will not be born, and if the lustful thoughts are not born, then the filth will go away and the tranquility will come. In the long run, the natural Buddhahood. If you do not plow and food, do not weave and clothing, all day long rely on the giver to bring offerings. If your stomach is full, you will want to walk around, and if your body is warm, you will want to sleep peacefully. If you are full, you will think of walking leisurely, and if you are warm, you will sleep peacefully. No matter whether one fails to learn Buddhism or not, all kinds of things that lead to hell will come to him without seeking them. That is why I eat my own food and abstain from soliciting favors.” People asked him why he did not preach the sutras, and he said, “The words in the sutras are spoken by Buddhas and Bodhisattvas, and only Buddhas and Bodhisattvas can understand them. The rest of the common people who preach sutras are like fools talking about dreams. In the past, Tao Yuanming read books without understanding. If a Chinese person reads a Chinese book, he is still afraid to ask for a detailed understanding, let alone a Chinese person reading a foreign book and then translating it? I don’t dare to seek the merit of the Bodhisattva, but to avoid being the sinner of the Buddha and the Bodhisattva. In this way, I know that I am a fool, and I will abstain from lecturing on the Scriptures.” When asked why he did not live on a famous mountain, he said, “A person who practises Buddhism must not see what he desires, so that his mind will not be disturbed. The desirable things in the world are not only sound, color, goods and profit. It is the wind that suits the body, the moon that entertains the emotions, the birds that please the ears, the ferns that are delicious, all the lovely and lovely things are desirable. A live in a resort, there will be mountain spirit water monster lead me to find poetry, the moon sister wind aunt stirring people into the fixed, so such as the famous mountain study study is not, such as the famous mountain study of Taoist name root is difficult to purify. Besides, which famous mountain does not have a woman who burns incense to follow the official? The moonlight willows is the former car also. Therefore, I have left the famous temples to live in the deserted mountains, but I want to make the ears and eyes of the meaning of the previous no stagnation.” The questioner was deeply impressed by his words and thought that they had not been spoken by the monks from ancient times. Because of these three precepts, he became famous without seeking fame. Near and far people who wish to convert many, but he refused to lightly accept the first son, to inspect him if he has good roots absolutely no dust thoughts, before shaving. A little bit of faith can not, will refuse to accept. Therefore, he had been a monk for many years, with very few disciples, and was alone in the mountain streams, building a few houses, cultivating the fields for food, and sucking the springs for water.
One day, the autumn wind, wood off the insects chanting. Monk got up early in the morning, swept the leaves in front of the door, replaced the Buddha in front of the water, loaded incense has been finished, put down the futon, in the middle of the hall to meditate. Suddenly there was a young scholar, with two children into the door. The scholar’s instrument was born as God as autumn water, attitude as spring clouds. A pair of eyes than others feel more strange flame. About do not like to look at Pian Si evil vision, not elsewhere, only peeping at women is very specialized. He does not need to get close, with you dozens of feet away, only need to look at a moment, we will know the good and the ugly. If you meet a good one, you can throw away your eyes. If the woman is righteous, head down and pass, not to his face, this vision is thrown in the air. If the woman with the same problem with him, this side threw away, that side threw to, out of the corner of the eye delivered a love letter, on the opening of communication can not be. Therefore, regardless of men and women, but the birth of this kind of eyes is not a good omen, the loss of fame and dishonor are due to this. If there is such a thing in your eyes, you must be careful. At that time, the scholar came in, bowed four times to the statue of Buddha, and four times to the monk, and got up and stood beside him. Monk at first in the time of meditation is not convenient to return the salute, to be completed the work of the class before walking off the futon, also deeply back four worship. Sit down, asked him his name. Scholar said: “disciple is a distant person, traveling in Jiangsu and Zhejiang, alias ‘Weiyangsheng’. I heard that the master is a generation of monks two living Buddha, so fasting to come, □ Yang talk.”
You said that the monk asked his name why he did not call his name, but said the alias to? You should know that the scholarly style of the Yuan to be weird, all the readers do not like to call the name of all to alias each other. Therefore, the scholars have a table of virtues, known as “a student”, known as “a son”, known as “a Taoist”. The young ones were called “Sheng”, the middle-aged ones “Zi”, and the old ones “Daoren”. That table of virtues of the word also has its own meaning, or love, or sex of the near, with two words to name, as long as they understand, do not have to be common knowledge. Scholar only because of sex delay female sex, not good day and like night, and do not like the second half of the night and like the first half of the night, see the “Poetry” on the “night is not yet central” sentence, so out of context named “Weiyang Sheng”.
At that time, the monk saw that he praised too much, ashamed of the honor, returned a few humble words. At that time, in the tiles of the fasting rice has been cooked, the monk stayed with him to eat the morning fasting. The two sat down to talk about Zen, and their wit was very compatible. It turns out that Weiyang was born very smart, where the three religions and nine streams of books are not read. Inside this Zen machine, other people can not understand a thousand words, he only need the monk to mention the first sentence will be completely clear. Monk heart secretly thought, good knowledge of the man, only blame the creation of the shape of the wrong, why a set of heart and mind of the Buddha with a sinful appearance? I look at his behavior is clearly a big sex ghost, if not put him into the leather bag, the future will be to drill holes over the wall, causing trouble in the women’s quarters. I don’t know how many women in heaven and earth have been poisoned by him. Today I saw this chaotic person but not for the crowd mess, not Zi sad way. I said to him, “I have seen a lot of people since I became a monk. Those foolish men and women who refuse to be good is not enough, is to walk to the Zen Buddhist bachelor, listen to the law of the Zaiwan also are some laymen, can understand the Zen machine is very little. Who would have thought that a Buddhist monk could have such a spirit, so that learning Zen in a few years can reach the three flavors. In life, what is easy to get is the form, what is hard to get is the nature. What is easy to get through is time, and what is hard to get through is the number of robberies. If a monk brings the qualifications to become a Buddha, he must not go down the path of ghosts and demons. Why don’t you take advantage of the time when the vigor of the morning has not yet dissipated, cut off your love and desire, and disappear into the empty door. Although I am a poor monk with ordinary bones, I can be the stone of other mountains. Fruit can send this big wish, force injection this big karma, a hundred years later on can be worthy of enjoying in the sangha, the next is not to follow the orders of the rakshasa. What do you think?” Weiyangsheng said, “I have been saving the idea of returning to Zen for a long time, and in the future I will have to return to this Dharma door. But I still have two unfulfilled wishes, and it is difficult to get rid of them. Now I am still young, so let’s go back and finish the two things and enjoy a few years of peace. It is not too late for me to come back to the Dharma at that time.”
The monk said, “May I ask what two wishes the monk has? Is it that you want to be famous in the heavenly mansion and be rewarded for what you have learned? Is it to make a mark in a foreign land and report to the court?” Weiyangsheng shook his head and said, “My wish is not these two things.” The monk said: “Since it is not these two things, but what is the wish after all?” Weiyangsheng said, “What I wish for is what I can do with my own strength, not a delusional thing. I do not hide from the master, I read the memory, heard the enlightenment of the Tao, the penmanship, are the top first-class. Today’s celebrities are just barely memorizing, moving east to west, making a few window scripts, carving a poem, and then they are going to set a banner in the world of words, and dominate the world. According to the disciple that is false, to do the real celebrities after all, to read all the world’s books, make all the world’s strange, travel all the world’s famous mountains, and then retired to hide a room, write a book and pass it on to future generations. Fortunately, the name of the two lists, but also for the court to do some business, in the event that Wen Fu Qi old under the city wall, but also not lost for the ages. Therefore, this disciple has a whisper on the heart of two sentences: to do the world’s first talent,……,” the monk said: “This is the first sentence. Then the second sentence?” Weiyangsheng want to open and then swallowed his voice to say the meaning of bad. Monk said: “The second sentence since you are afraid to speak, to be poor monk for said it.” Weiyangsheng said: “disciple’s heart of the matter where the master can say?” The monk said: “If the poor monk can not say, willing to be punished. But if I do, I don’t want to pretend that I’m not.” Weiyangsheng said: “If the master can say, not only is the bodhisattva and the gods, how can I dare to hide words to excuse?” The monk did not panic, said: “is ‘to marry the world’s first beauty'”.
Weiyangsheng heard not feel dumbfounded, fixed for a long time, only then replied: “Master is really a different person! These two phrases are the disciple’s heart read all day long, the master even like to hear the general, a mouth on the catch.” The monk said: “Do not you hear the earthly whispers of heaven heard as thunder?” Weiyangsheng said: “On the reasoning, the words of lust should not speak to the master. Today, the master has guessed, I dare not hide from the master that the disciple’s heart is still shallow, the desire is deep. From ancient times, ‘good talent son’ four words can not be separated, with a talented person should have a good person for the pair, with a good person should have a talented person in pairs. This disciple’s talent and needless to say, that is, the appearance is not bad. From time to time, I look at myself in the mirror, that is, Pan An, Wei Jie was born in this time, the disciple also refused to let more. Since I was born as a talented man, will not be born a woman to match? Nowadays, if there is no good person in the world, then, if there is, the person who seeks a good couple is not a disciple but who? Therefore, I have not yet decided to get married after twenty years, because I am not willing to live up to the meaning of talent and appearance. When I go back and find a good person to become a spouse, and have a son to inherit the ancestral hall, then I will have fulfilled my good wishes and have no other thoughts, and not only will I turn back myself, but I will also persuade my friends to go to the other shore. What does the master think?” Monk listened to the cold laugh: “This seems to be a monk’s thoughts are not wrong, but the living creature of the heavens is not some. If a set of ugly skeleton to pay with the monk, the monk with a little not ignorant of the spirit, or can be in the right fruit. Therefore, the ancient people often have scalp epilepsy, hand folded foot warping, because of the heavenly punishment and become immortal. Immortals are also this kind of reasoning. Jushi only because of the form of the time when the sky is too proud of some, as parents love their children in general, when young, fear of injury to the skin and flesh, annoyed loamy nature, can not bear to hit him a little bit, scolded him a sentence. The son came to the big, only that the skin and flesh of the temperament is generated by heaven and earth, parents raised, so arbitrary to go for wrongdoing. Commit a crime to be flogged by the government, by the court of the Xing killing, only to hate the parents too much arrogance, to have today. This kind of fine different skin and flesh, arrogant temperament is not a good fortune. Because of your appearance is the first talented man will go to find the first good person, no matter good person can not get, make a, just afraid of this one good person forehead corner has not been written ‘the first’ two words. If you see a strong like him, you will have to turn over to the good one. This a good person if and I general nature, refused to marry easily to wait for the first talent, I good to marry as a concubine. In case there is a good man, how can I deal with it? If one tries by all means to fulfill one’s wish, then all kinds of hells will follow. Does the monk still want to go to hell? Do you want to go to heaven? If you are willing to go to hell, just go and find the first woman. If you want to go to heaven, please pack up your delusions and become a monk with a poor monk.”
Weiyangsheng said, “Master’s saying of the four words ‘heaven and hell’ is a bit out of place and not like the words of a high monk. The truth of Zen is only to realize oneself. In the first place, to make one’s body stand in the place of non-birth and non-destruction is Buddha. Is there really a heaven to go to? Even if there are some sins of love, they are only a dishonor to the name and religion. Is there really a hell to fall into?” Monk said: “‘for good people to heaven, evil people fall into hell’ really is a set of words. Just you readers everything can get out of the set, only the cultivation of the body and behavior can not get out of the matter of a millimeter. Regardless of heaven and hell, it is clear that there is no such thing as heaven and hell. Even if there is no heaven, we must not take heaven as a step toward goodness. Even if there is no hell, one must not take hell as a precept for doing evil. Since you are speaking in a condescending manner, I am not going to speak of future retribution, but only of present retribution, which is again a condescending manner of speaking. There is an old saying, ‘I do not lust after another man’s wife, and another man does not lust after my wife. These two sentences are very common phrases, but the world of lustful people have not been a set to go, lust for people’s wives and daughters, wives and daughters are also lust for people. If you want to get out of the trap, unless you don’t commit adultery, then it’s already done. If you want to commit adultery, it is inevitable to be set of words. Do you want to get out of the trap, or do you want to get into the trap? If you want to get into the set, just go and find the first good person; if you want to get out of the set, please collect the delusion with the poor monk monk.”
Weiyangsheng said, “What the master said is all very thorough. Just for the foolish and ignorant people, I have to say a lot of things, so that he can listen to the hairy bones, and only then know to be vigilant. If the reasoning of my generation may not be so. Although the legislation of the Lord of Heaven is strict, the implementation of the law has not been unforgiving. Although there are many people who will be rewarded for adultery, there are also many people who will not be rewarded for adultery. If you go from house to house to visit the search for adultery, adultery of people’s wives and daughters also make their wives and daughters to pay for the debt of adultery, then the God of Heaven is also its blasphemy! In short, the cycle of the way, the report Shi Tianli, probably not happy, for people who are not good can not help but know, is to persuade the big topic, why such a column?” Monk said: “According to the monk this, the world’s adultery also have not reported it? I’m afraid that the Duke of the legislation has not made people miss the net. Or you are loyal, slightly make people missed the net. According to the poor monk’s opinion, there is no one who has committed adultery and not reported it. There are thousands and thousands of such people in history and in the popular press. Please try to think of the monk, obscene people’s wives and daughters are cheap things, willing to say to people, so know more. Wives and daughters are obscene is not cheap things, refused to say to people, so know less. Inside there is a wife to hide their husbands, women to hide their fathers, even their own families do not know, but also said that the report of adultery will not be the case. Until after the casket, Fang Xin ancient language is not false, to that time and this realization of the words can not speak to people. No matter what the wife and daughter of the adulterer, only with the wife and daughter to pay the debt of adultery. Only the idea of adultery, the wife and daughter of the heart at this time unknowingly also have a lot to forget. For example, their own wives and daughters were born ugly, night coitus with him is not very exciting, the heart of the day to see the beautiful women, the wife of the right to take him, to take their own pleasure. How do you know that at this time the wife’s heart does not dislike her husband’s ugliness, but thinks of the beautiful man she has seen in the daytime, and takes her husband to be him, and takes her own pleasure? This kind of thing everyone has, although it does not harm the frost of the gymnastics, quite hurt in the heart of the bandits. The man is also the reward of good sex. Raise the heart to move the idea is still so, not to mention the body into its room, the body pressure of its layer and the ghosts and gods do not see, the creation is not angry, so that the wife for the whole section of the woman! Poor monk this is not a set of words. The monks think so?” Weiyangsheng said: “very reasonable, but also want to ask the master, the wife of the woman who lusted after the wife and daughter of a person’s wife and daughter have a wife and daughter to repay, if no wife of the woman who lusted after the wife and daughter of a person’s wife and daughter, to what to pay the debt? This is not the way to fulfill the law of the Duke. There is also a saying that one person’s wife and daughter is limited, but the world’s women are infinite. For example, if one’s family has only one or two wives and concubines, one or two sons and daughters, but they have lusted after unlimited women in the world, even if their wives and daughters are bad, they will have fewer and more benefits. How will the Lord of Heaven deal with this?”
Monk heard, know that he is a big piece of stubborn stone push immovable people, on him said: “The monk talk very sharp, poor monks would not dare to be. Just this kind of reasoning mouth say no evidence, straight to do out to see the understanding. Please wait until you have married a beautiful woman, from the meat on the enlightenment out, only to get the actual. Poor monks see you have a transcendent into the saint of the tools, the shore of the capital of the extreme, really can not bear to give up in the event that after a sudden realization, but also to come to see the poor monks, to discuss the way back. The poor monk from tomorrow onwards will always wait and see.” Said, took out the paper and brought up the pen to write five words and four sentences of a verse:
Please throw away the leather bag and go sit on the meat sack. I must repent when I’m alive, and I must not contemplate the coffin I’ve already covered.
The monk finished writing and passed with the weiyangsheng said: “coarse stupid head of the Buddha, do not know taboo, although the verse is too radical, really out of a piece of mind. The monk said, “I don’t know the taboo, although the verse is too radical, it is really a piece of heart. Said stood up, actually like to send him the meaning. Weiyangsheng know to see the end, but also think of him is a high monk, do not dare to disobedience and go, can only bow his head to accompany the crime and said: “disciple endowed with stupidity, do not teach repentance, hope that the master bear with me. He will come back in the future, still pray for acceptance.” Said still worshiped four, the monk also generally salute back to send him out the door, respectively. The monk’s provenance of the words have been exhausted, the latter only said that the united students are obsessed with women’s affairs, no longer tolerate narrative lone peak, to know the results of the lone peak to the end of the back to begin to see.
Comment: Weiyangsheng is a theater text of the main student, Lone Peak is the end of the foot also. Other people’s pen, will certainly will not Yangsheng said up, cited Lifeng as a guest. This is the only narrative of Lone Peak, extremely detailed, so that the viewer suspects that Lone Peak later or have prostitution, who would have thought that it is not. It was not until the Zen meditation that the positive intention was revealed, making people uncertain. This is a variant of the novel from the author to open up all the rules and regulations. Even if others use this method will be to the subject of confusion, confused, so that the viewer can not distinguish who is the guest and who is the master. This is the only clear, so that people can see the title of the place all from the clear. At the end of a few words and mention clear lines, no longer difficult for the viewer, really old hands.
The third time, a Taoist scholar was wrongly matched with a man who is a flirt, and a dignified woman was moved to a man who is not a lover.
Weiyangsheng said goodbye to Lone Peak, all the way to mumble complained, good not come to the head. I’m in my twenties, and I’ve only just blossomed, but I have to be taught to cut off my hair and practice hard labor. There is no such unfeeling person in the world. I see him today is only because he is from the famous monk, the chest must be different insights, to appreciate his Zen, so as to help my thoughts. Who would have thought that I would be treated with so much neglect by him, and that he would make a tortoise verse to give me, so how can I be worthy of it? I’m a husband of a noble man, if I become a government official, I have to rule the world and control all the people, can’t I control my own wife? I have met a good woman today, but I refuse to miss her face to face. Slightly do a few piles of flirtatious criminals, put their own boudoir door strict, see a man to collect the debt to go. Moreover, if a woman marries a husband as beautiful as me, I am afraid that he will not be able to see another man to seduce him. I don’t think there’s any such thing as losing one’s honor. The verse he wrote just now should be torn to pieces and thrown back to him. But when we meet later, we will have no proof to stop him from poisoning his mouth, so I will stay with him and see if he repents when he meets later. I folded the verse and hid it in my belt.
When he returned home, he instructed his companions to go out and tell the matchmakers to find the first good match in the world. He was originally from a family of valves and readers, and was also talented and good-looking. Which man would not want to have him as his son-in-law, and which woman would not want to have him as her husband? Ever since the rumor was spread, several matchmakers have been looking for him day after day to talk about marriage. Small families let him go to the door to phase, if a large family to take care of decency, or about the temple, or set in the wilderness, the two under the meeting, to have the intention to pretend to be unintentional, the phase is clear. How many women have gone back to harm the love, but he did not see eye to eye. A matchmaker said to him: “It seems that other women are not your match, only the iron case of the Taoist’s young lady named ‘Yu Xiang’, only match you on. But his father is weird, and he will not let anyone look at him, and you want to look at him, so this is something you can’t do.” Weiyangsheng said: “Why is he called ‘Iron Case Daoist’? Why do you see his lady beautiful? If she is so beautiful, why does she refuse to let people look at her?” The matchmaker said, “This old man is a famous Confucian scholar and a lonely man. His family has fields and land, and he has no friends, and he reads alone at home, so if you knock on the door, he just won’t open it. There is a nobleman admiring his name to visit him, knocked on the door for half a day, not to mention not open, even promised not to agree. The guest had no choice but to write a poem on the door. There are two lines in the middle:
But I knew that the high priest’s tent was a doorway, who would have guessed that the gentleman’s iron was a doorway.
He later saw the poem said: ‘Iron case two words to say is not bad,’ he made the alias called ‘Iron case Taoist’. He had no son but a daughter, born like a flower, no one can compare. And read a bellyful of books, are taught by his father, all poems and songs are done. His family’s strict boudoir, and do not go to burn incense, and do not come out to see the meeting, long sixteen years of age has not appeared, as for the three nuns and six women do not fly into the door. Yesterday, the old man stood in front of the door, saw me walk by and asked, ‘Are you a matchmaker? I replied, ‘Yes, I am.’ He then invited me to his home and pointed to his daughter and said to me: ‘This is my young lady, who wants a decent son-in-law to be her son in her old age. You should be careful to choose one for me.’ I told him about my husband, and he said, ‘I’ve heard of his talent, but I don’t know what his moral character is.’ I also said, ‘He is a young man of great age and has no flaws. Only one thing, he wants to see him with his own eyes before he is willing to pay.’ When he heard this, he lowered his face and said, ‘Nonsense! Only the thin horses raised by Yangzhou people are willing to meet with others, how can a proper daughter be willing to meet with a man? When I saw him say this, I couldn’t say anything else, so I came out. So I knew that this marriage would not work out.”
Weiyangsheng heard in his heart secretly thought: “I now have no parents and no brothers, tomorrow married a wife, which one of the heart of the detention control? I have no parents and no brothers, and I will get married tomorrow. This old man’s old-fashioned so, if I redundant in his family, do not need me to watch out for, his own daughter will naturally take care of, I will go out for a lifetime is not a problem. I just do not have to look at one in the end do not rest assured, the mouth of the matchmaker where to believe. He said: “According to you to the marriage is very good, after all, I beg you to set up a method so that I can see some influence, as long as the big part is not bad is just.” The matchmaker said, “This can never be. If you don’t believe in it, you can only go and ask for a sign, divining to God. If you want to do it, do it, if you don’t want to do it, don’t do it.” Weiyangsheng said, “That’s true. I have a friend who is a good judge of things, so I’ll ask him to come and judge, and then I’ll get back to you.” The matchmaker promised to go.
The next day Weiyangsheng fasted and bathed, and extended the friend who invited the immortal to his home. Burning incense and bowing, he said in a low voice: “I am not doing this for any other reason, but because the daughter of the Taoist Iron Cracker is called Yuxiang. I have heard that she has a marvelous face and wants to marry her, but I have not seen her before, so I ask the Immortal to tell me about her. If the beauty is excellent, I will marry with him a little or else I will decline. I hope that the Great Immortal will give me clear instructions, and will not make vague statements that will make my disciple unable to find out what I am looking for.” Wish to finish and worship four worship, get up to hold Xian Luan, listen to its wave writing. Sure enough wrote a poem:
He is the first among the red and the pink. There is no need to be suspicious of the ghosts and the gods. I am only worried that the lustful will be taught, and that the evil and the good will be questioned.
right one of them
Weiyangsheng saw this one, the heart thought: “This seems to be a good posture, but the latter sentence said that he was smelting the face to teach prostitution, is it that this woman has been broken by the melon to go not? Poetry after both ‘one of’ two words, after all, there is a, and see after what.” Just see Xian Luan stopped for a while, and then wrote four lines:
A woman’s chastity is not bad, but a man’s goodness is needed to keep the family together. Close the door and don’t let the green flies in, where can they find the flaws in the jade?
Second from the right: A Reply to the Taoist
Weiyangsheng saw “back to the Taoist” three words know is Lu Chunyang’s alias, the heart of the great joy, said: “this public in the wine and sex two words is very good, he said good after all is good. The latter one is □ my heart of doubt does not make sense, want me to guard against the meaning. I think this old-fashioned father-in-law for my custody, I am sure nothing will happen. The last two lines clearly say that no one can get into his iron door, so I don’t need to wonder anymore. I looked up in the air and thanked Chunyang, and asked someone to call the matchmaker. I told her, “I’ve got a good judgment, so I don’t need to hide it, but I’m going to talk to her about marriage.”
Matchmaker is very happy, went to the iron door Taoist home, the meaning of the marriage of Weiyangsheng described once again. The Taoist said: “He first wanted to meet in person, it is the people who emphasize color but not morality, lightness can be known. I want to recruit a son-in-law with good character, not this kind of people outside the business.” That matchmaker to take advantage of the matchmaking money, only to put the clever words replied: “He wants to phase the meaning is not for the color, only afraid of frivolous behavior, no blessed face, and then not Mrs… Therefore, this visit to the house of the girlhood training is very strict, the lady’s virtues and ready, so the heart is willing to be willing to, specially begged me to ask for marriage.” Taoist Road to see what he said close to the reasoning, on the promise of marriage, set an auspicious date for the end of marriage.
Weiyangsheng although heard the words of the matchmaker, believe the words of Xianshi, only because we have never met, in the end suspicious. Until the wedding night, after the ceremony, together into the embroidered room, fixed eyes to see, only then happy. How can we see the benefits of the new couple? I have a new poem to prove it:
I am a slender person, and my body is full of beauty. I’m not a newcomer, but I’m not a new man, so how can I hold my waist? I’m also worried that I’m not a newcomer, how can I hold my waist? How can I hold them? They are as soft as bones and will be scared to lean on them again. Memory of Qin’e
How can we see the joy of the bridegroom and the newlyweds? There is also a new poem to prove it:
Starry eyes together at the poor that hope, pillow peach blossom song two petals. Many parties want to close their mouths, but the lips have been bloomed by the tongue work. Cries of love at the rest of the limit, chest has been through the wind sweat. When I opened my eyes to look at each other, my heart was as hot as a red stove. Jade Tower Spring
It is said that although Miss Yuxiang’s appearance is unparalleled, the flavor is not enough, there are one or two points not in the husband’s intention. Just because the father’s training is strict, the mother’s etiquette and solemn, ears do not hear obscene sounds, eyes do not see the evil color, read the book is not the “Martyrs” or “female filial piety scripture”, said the words are the opposite of the heart of Weiyangsheng. As for the behavior, can not help but have the style of his father, her husband for him to take a mixed name “female Taoism”. If you say a flirtatious word to him, you will be red in the face and go away. Weiyangsheng is very happy to daytime officers, good-looking pussy to help lust. A few times to pull his pants off, he shouted up, but like a rape of his general, only to be just. Night officers, although committed, are hopeless light and see. Room sets have to line some middle-of-the-road, refused to be new and different. To do the “fire across the mountain”, it is said to be guilty of backstabbing the husband. To do “pouring candles”, and said that the rituals of the husband’s program. It took a lot of effort to take him by the feet and shoulders. As for the time of pleasure, they refused to call him dead or alive to help the men’s military authority, and called him “heart, liver and flesh”, but they were like a dumb woman who refused to agree.
When Weiyangsheng saw that he did not have the least bit of vivid interest, he thought he was very bitter. I can only change him with some efforts of pampering. Tomorrow on the calligraphy and painting store to buy a pair of exquisite Chun Gong booklet, is a bachelor Zhao Zi Ang’s handwriting, a total of thirty-six, take the Tang poem on the thirty-six Gong are spring meaning. Take back with Miss Yuxiang flipping through, visible male and female coitus these sets of numbers is not created by me, the ancients first line, the existing Zhao Wenmin ink scroll here, take the test. At first when I got, Yuxiang do not know what is inside the book, received in the hands of the unveiling of a closer look, only to see the opening of the volume of two pages written in the “Han Palace of the last photo” four big words. Yuxiang thought, the Han Palace, there are many virtuous concubines, must be some of the remains, and see how it looks. And to the third page, only to see a man with his arms around a woman, naked on the rockery officer, do not feel the face of the red initiation of sex to say: “These ominous things, from where to take? Defile the bosom, quickly asked the maid to take to burn.” Weiyangsheng a tugging said: “This is an antique, worth a hundred gold. I asked a friend to borrow to see. If you can lose a hundred gold up just take it to burn, if you can’t afford to lose, put it on this side, to be played by me for a day or two to return it to him.” Yuxiang said: “This is no serious thing to see him what use?” Weiyangsheng said: “If it is not serious, the painter does not go to paint him, the collection of people also refused to pay a heavy price to buy him. Only because it is the first serious thing since the beginning of the world, so the literati used to paint to paint, framed with silk, sold in the painting and calligraphy of the restaurant, hidden in the forest of ink, so that later people know what to take the law. Otherwise, the theory of yin and yang sympathy gradually lost, the future will be to the husband abandoned his wife wife back their husbands, the way of life to the end, straight to get to the people without the anxious class and then stop. I borrowed today not only their own reading, but also to make you know the reasoning of this reasoning is absolutely good to be pregnant, give birth to a son or daughter, not for the Taoist your father is wrong, so that couples do not have the results of the meaning of the later. Mother how to start annoyed?” Yuxiang said: “I do not believe that this hook is a serious matter. If it is a serious matter, why didn’t the ancient people who enacted the law teach people to do it clearly in the daytime to people? Why did they do it in the quiet of the night, hiding it from the public like a thief? That is to say, it can be seen that it is not a serious thing.”
Weiyangsheng laughed and said: “This is not to blame mother, are you your father is not. Lock you up at home, there is no female companion in the line to speak to you about the flavor, so the poorly informed, do not know the personnel. You think, the world’s husband and wife that a pair of not in the day to go to the officer? That officer is not open and fair so that people know? If the husband and wife do not have a room in the day, how do these people know these sets of paintings? How can he depict it so beautifully that it makes people excited at a glance?” Yuxiang said, “Why don’t my parents do something in the daytime?” Weiyangsheng said, “May I ask you, ma’am, how come your father and mother don’t work in the daytime?” Yuxiang said: “If they do something, I bumped into it after all. Why I grew up sixteen years old and never once bumped into? Not to mention that the eyes have not seen, even the ears have not heard?” Weiyangsheng laughed: “Good ignorant woman! This is just a matter of children can not see, can not hear. Apart from the children, which of the other maidservants did not see it? Which one of them doesn’t hear? If they want to do something, they must know that you are not in front of them, close the door, and then go on. If you see them, they are afraid that they will be tempted to think about men and get sick. Therefore, I hid it from you.” Yuxiang thought for a while: “They often close the door to sleep in the day, or do this matter is not known. Just shy, you look at me and I look at you, how to do it?”
Weiyangsheng said: “The daytime sex is ten times more pleasurable than the nighttime sex. The beauty of it is that I look at you and you look at me, and only then do I feel excited. There are only two kinds of couples in the world who can never do it in the daytime.” Yuxiang said: “Which two kinds of couples?” Weiyangsheng said, “Ugly husbands and beautiful wives. The ugly wife is a good match for the husband, and the ugly wife is a good match for the husband, and the ugly wife is a good match for the husband.” Yuxiang said, “Why can’t these two kinds of people do anything in the daytime?” Weiyangsheng said: “To do this thing all need you love me and I love you, the spirit of blood and blood to each other, will only be happy. If the wife was born with white skin, and delicate and tender, like beautiful jade carved into the general, the husband took off his clothes in his arms, one side to see the other side of the dry, naturally high ten times. That penis does not feel hard and hard, and thick and big. Just women see men like ghosts and monsters, body flesh and black and thick. Wearing clothes still do not realize, this time off the ugly appearance, cover up not come. Situation and snow-white skin contrast, eight points ugly feel twelve points. Wife to see it is not hate? Since the heart of the hate to form and word color, men see unknowingly hard and soft, thick and thin. Happy things have not been done, but to make a fun. It is better to have sex in the night, but also to hide their clumsiness. This is the appearance of a good-looking wife and an ugly husband. And the situation of a good-looking husband with an ugly wife is the same as this, so I don’t need to talk about it again. If I and you such a couple, white to white red to red, delicate to delicate, if not in the daytime to have fun, show a skin, all day long in the quilt inside the dark fumble, but not buried life, and ugly couples how to choose? If you don’t believe me, let me try with you to see how it is like compared to the night time?”
Yuxiang pour here do not feel some realization, although the mouth is not willing, but the heart to comply, but feel the two cheeks slightly red, flirty face has been revealed. Weiyangsheng secretly thought, he has some meaning to come. This is going to start, but this woman’s desire for the first time, hunger and thirst is not deep, if we do something with him like a greedy man saw the food, believe the mouth straight to swallow, do not know chewing, in the end, there is no beauty. I’m going to boil him for a while and then go on with him. On the pull a tutor chair, he sat, pulled him to sit in his arms, opened the Spring Palace booklet a picture to point with him to see. That booklet is different from other Chunyi, each on the first half of the page is Chun Gong, the second half of the page is the inscription. The first few sentences of the inscription were to explain the situation of the picture, and the last few sentences were to praise the benefits of the painter. Weiyangsheng taught him to think about the inside look, the future is good to imitate, on the sentence by sentence read with him to listen to: the first is the vertical butterfly looking for the situation. The first painting is of a butterfly in search of fragrance. The painting says, “The woman is sitting on a rock in Taihu Lake, with her feet spread apart. The man’s hand was put into the Yin with a jade stag, and he pulled out the left and touched the right in order to explore the heart of the flower. At this time, men and women are in the beginning of the hand, have not met a good after all, so the eyes and eyes open, and the ordinary face is not very far away.
The second is to teach bees to brew honey. Trek clouds: the woman lying on her back on a brocade mattress, two hands, two stocks hanging in the air to meet the jade dust, so that men know where the heart of the flower, not to throw. At this time, the woman’s look is close to hunger and thirst, and the man’s face seems to be in fear, making the viewer anxious on behalf of the chemical industry is also a place of evil.
The third picture is the trend of the bird returning to the forest. Tremendous clouds: the woman leaning sleep rust bed, feet to the sky, with two hands to hold the man’s two shares down straight pounding. Seems to be good after all has been in, can fear again fan, two under the time of work, the spirit of vigorous. Really have the pen fly ink dance of the wonderful also.
The fourth picture is a hungry horse running into a trough. The trekking cloud: the woman is sleeping on the couch, both hands wrapped around the man, as if in bondage. The man takes his feet by the shoulders, and the jade stag goes into the nether regions, not allowing the slightest room for maneuver. At this time the man and the woman will be lost in the time not lost, eyes half closed and still open, tongue will be swallowed and spit out again, two faces the same look. This is also the pen of the real chemical industry.
The fifth is a double dragon fighting tiredness. Tremendous cloud: the woman’s head leaning on the side of the pillow, the two hands are appressed, it is as soft as silk. The man’s head and leaning on the side of the woman’s neck, all the body appressed, also as soft as silk, is already lost after. Fragrant soul wants to go, good dreams will come, moving extremely close to the state of quiet. But the woman’s feet are not down, still between the man’s shoulders and arms, especially a line of vivid meaning. Otherwise, it is like a pair of people who have been killed, so that the viewer realizes the wonderful situation of the same coffin with the idea of the hole.
When Yu Xiang saw this, he did not realize that he was in a flirtatious mood. Weiyangsheng turned over another page, and was about to point it out to him, but Yu Xiang pushed the booklet, stood up and said, “What a good book, it’s not comfortable to read. Get up and read it yourself, I’m going to bed.” Weiyangsheng said: “There are still good scenes in the future, once finished reading with you to go to bed.” Yuxiang said: “Is there no day tomorrow, must finish today?” Weiyangsheng knew he was in a hurry, so he hugged and kissed. Usually kissing the tongue to send over, his teeth closed not open, if you want him to stretch over a hair can not. Have done a month husband and wife still do not know the tongue long tongue short. This turn only by the lips, his tongue has been unknowingly through two heavy teeth to the door. Weiyangsheng said: “heart liver, I do not need to go to bed with you on this tutor chair as a rock, according to the book on the scene to copy a turn how?” Yuxiang pretended to be annoyed: “This is not what people do?” Weiyangsheng said, “Indeed, it is not a human thing, but an immortal thing. I have the right to be an immortal for a moment with you.” He then undid the belt of his pants. Yuxiang although the mouth does not allow the hand but allowed, resting on the shoulders of Wei Yangsheng, let him take off the pants. Only to see the pants when a large piece of wet, is to look at the painting when the obscene water out of the original reason. Weiyangsheng also took off his own pants, pulled him to sit on the chair, feet apart, the jade stag into the yin, and then take off his upper body clothes. Why didn’t he take off his clothes at first, and only after he took off his pants did he take off his shirt? He knew that Weiyangsheng was a man of action, and that if he undressed his upper body first, he would be afraid of being ashamed, even though he was anxious to do so. Therefore, the first to the key points according to the rest of the natural not to bother to decide. This is the reasoning behind the military capture of the king and pounding the hole.
Yuxiang really stripped off all her clothes by him, but only the pleated pants on her feet were not taken off. Why? It turns out that the pleated pants inside is the foot, the woman fear foot only care about the following neat, ten fingers will not be different, not very good. Moreover, the three-inch golden lotus must be pleated pants over the top to feel interesting. Otherwise it is a leafless flower, not durable. Therefore, weiyang got the knack of only except this one does not take off. For him to take off after his own clothes also all off, and then the big whole flag gun, separate small feet on the chair, up the jade stag to the yin in the left digging right and left touch, also like the first picture of the Chun Gong to explore the heart of the flower of the light scene. After a while, Yuxiang stretched her hands against the chair and brought her pussy up to meet the stag. When the stag moves to the left, she takes it with her left side. When the stag went to the right, she took it with her right. Suddenly against a place, feel inside like sour non-sour, like itchy non-itchy, so that people can not be and make people away from the light, on the Wei Yangsheng said: “Now just so just, do not pull out the right and left touch, scratch the bad people.” Weiyangsheng knew that the flower heart has been obtained, so he complied with him. And force only one attack, from shallow to deep, from wide to tight, lifting hundreds of lifts. And see Yuxiang’s two hands do not realize to come behind the body to wrench the two stocks upward, straight up and the second picture of the Spring Palace of the light naturally coincide. Weiyangsheng then lifted his feet on the shoulders, with two hands to hold the slender waist, all the roots straight into. At this time, the jade dust is even more thick, stuffed with Yin. And lifted hundreds of lift, only to see his starry eyes will be hazy, cloud temples want to fall, but like the light to sleep. Weiyangsheng fluttered two flutter said: “heart, I know you want to lose. It’s hard for people on this chair, go to the bed to finish the job.”
Yuxiang was in the middle of something, and I was afraid that if she went to bed, she would have to take out the jade stag and interrupt the fun. In addition, at this time, her hands and feet were so weak that she could not move, and she could not go to bed even if she wanted to. He just closed his eyes and shook his head. Weiyangsheng said, “My heart, can’t you walk?” Yuxiang nodded her head a little. Weiyangsheng said: “I will carry you up.” He even put his feet on his arms. Yuxiang hands embraced Wei Yangsheng, mouth containing the Jiang tongue. Weiyangsheng will hold up, the jade dust in the yin and do not pull out, while walking while pumping to do a walking horse to see the flowers of the situation. Hold to the bed, put Yuxiang down, set up the feet from the beginning of the dry up. Then pumped hundreds of pumps, Yu Xiang suddenly called out: “heart liver, I’m going to be bad!” Hands tightly embraced Wei Yangsheng, mouth grunted scared like a very sick people want to die in general. Weiyangsheng knew that the Yin essence has been born, the jade stag against the heart of the flower rubbed hard, also accompanied him like death.
The two hugged and slept for a moment, Yu Xiang woke up and said: “I just died to go you know?” Weiyangsheng said: “How do I not know, this is not called death is called loss.” Yuxiang said: “How is called lost?” Weiyangsheng said: “Men have yang essence and women have yin essence, and that essence will come at the end of the pleasure. In the future, when the future, all the flesh and bones of the body, even the bones of all tingling up, drowsy like sleeping in general, the essence of the leakage. This is the loss. The fifth picture of the Spring Palace is this model.” Yuxiang said: “according to you to throw after will live, is not dead?” Weiyangsheng said: “Men and women dry once lost once, there are Yin have come to fast women, men lost once he lost dozens of times. This is called pleasure, where it will die!” Yuxiang said: “In that case, from now on, I want to throw every day, night to throw.”
Weiyangsheng laughed loudly and said, “How about I advise you not to be bad! Is this booklet of the Spring Palace a treasure?” Yuxiang said, “It is indeed a treasure. If you buy it and put it at home to look at it often is also good, but I’m afraid that the friend will want to take it away.” Weiyangsheng said, “That is to coax you, in fact, I bought it myself.” Yuxiang heard the joy. Two finished up and put on the clothes and then look at the Spring Palace, to see the high and dry again. Couple from this day onwards, more and more in love with each other.
Yuxiang since watching the Spring Palace, Taoism has changed into a sleazy. At night, she does not follow the middle path, but likes to be new and different. Candles are also willing to pour, across the mountain also allowed to take fire. The officer when the sound of the maniac gradually in the line. Weiyangsheng to help him sex, and went to the bookstore to buy a lot of books of the wind and moon, such as “embroidered collapse of the wild history”, “Ruyi Jun biography”, “crazy woman biography” and so on, a total of one or two dozen. Put on the desk to let him flip through, the previous books read by the end of the shelf. The couple’s pleasure on the pillow is painted three hundred and sixty pictures of the Spring Palace is also depicted. It is true that the qin and sepals are not enough to describe their harmony, and the bells and drums cannot sound their music.
Weiyangsheng so far can be said to be very happy, just one thing, although the couple inside the harmony, son-in-law very much between the feeling of incompatibility. Why? Only because the iron title Taoist is a gentleman of the ancient law, like simple evil prosperity, avoid saying that the love of Taoism. Since the night of Weiyangsheng into the night to see his clothes gorgeous, frivolous behavior, the heart felt chagrin. Sigh: “This son is not real, will not be a successful tool. My daughter lost the rules carry on.” Just the bride price has been received, Zhu Chen has been knotted, can not be changed, only will be wrong, and so he married to strict father custody, to refine him out, do a square gentleman. So between the words and colors without pretense, not to mention the wrong words, do something wrong to reprimand him to teach him, is to sit up and down a little bit improper, but also to rave a bit. Weiyangsheng is a young man, his parents died early, no one has ever been restrained, where to suffer this kind of tribulation? A few times to fight with him, fearing that his wife would be disturbed and the music of the piano would be jeopardized, he had no choice but to endure. Tolerant to the end of the endurance, the heart thought, I was just admiring his daughter, because he did not send the marriage must recruit, so I came to him. How can he put too much pressure on me. He is such a rotten Confucian I do not change him, he wants to change me. Moreover, I am a talented man of the future is about to do something to steal the jade and steal the popular things, is not relying on his daughter to hook my life’s work? All like this detention up, a step of the road is not allowed to walk, a word is not allowed to say more, if still make a difference to not ask me a capital offense? I now think with him to argue and can not argue, tolerate and tolerate, there is only one thing, unless the daughter entrusted to him, only to say that go out to study, and go elsewhere. Now the first woman in the world has been married by me, if I meet the second even if I can’t marry him, I will be a couple of nights of dewy husband and wife, and it will be good to fulfill my long-cherished destiny.
I decided to tell Yuxiang first and then ask my father-in-law, but I was afraid that Yuxiang would not let me go because of his desire to enjoy the pleasure of the pillow, and if I was obstructed by him, I would not be able to tell my father-in-law again. I could only hide it from Yuxiang and tell my father-in-law behind my back, “My son-in-law is in a remote mountainous area, he is poorly educated and has few teachers and no friends, so his learning has not progressed. Now I want to say goodbye to my father-in-law and travel around the world, so that I can broaden my horizons a little bit, and my mind is a little bit bigger. But see there is a bright teacher and friends there under the curtain, meet the field period to the province to take the test, or to win a section of the two lists is not in vain father-in-law recruited a family. I don’t know is willing to allow my son-in-law to go?” Iron case Taoist said: “You in my house as a son-in-law for half a year, only this sentence can be into the ear. Being willing to leave home to study is an excellent thing, why wouldn’t I be willing to do so?” Weiyangsheng said: “father-in-law although see allow, only afraid of your love blame son-in-law widowed, newlywed a few years to be far away. Now according to my son-in-law’s intention, just say from my father-in-law’s heart is not dry son-in-law’s matter, only then there is no tie, you can rate the road.” Taoist said: “extremely said yes.”
Discussed, the Taoist in front of his daughter to persuade Weiyangsheng to go out to study, Weiyangsheng pretended not to, Taoist sternly and bitterly said a number of Weiyangsheng only to comply with the order. Yuxiang is having fun, suddenly heard her husband to go, like a child to wean the general, where the bitter? She was like a child being weaned from its breast, so she was in great distress. She had to pay in advance for all the debts she owed after she left home. Weiyangsheng also knows that long-distance loneliness, there may not be a woman to hand, efforts to serve. Just like the banquet organizer, although it is set up for the guests, but also to be accompanied by their own family. A few nights of silk, really others can not say for him, only couples know only. To the time of departure, Weiyangsheng said goodbye to the wife of the father-in-law, with the family child to go with him. Since then, Weiyangsheng has had many strange encounters, listen to the next time to decompose.
Commentary: To persuade people by reasoning makes the listener’s hair stand on end, and to move people by lust makes the viewer’s soul swirl. Those who don’t know to the two ends for the author of the disease, but I do not know that the commedia dell’arte is exactly the place of deliberate persuasion. But think of Yuxiang did not see the Spring Palace before is how righteous? After watching the inscription, what kind of lust is it? Chastity and prostitution are judged in a matter of moments, and all men are guilty of guiding prostitution. Can a husband not be careful?
The fourth time, the guest who stayed in the deserted countryside was sad and lonely, and the thief who spent the long night talked about his feelings.
Weiyangsheng said goodbye to his husband and wife and went out to study. Faith foot to, there is no certain direction, as long as there is a beautiful woman’s place is the home of his life. Every time he passes through a prefecture, he must live for a few days. He is a young celebrity, usually very test up, and like associations, carved the most words. Thousands of miles inside and outside of all the readers do not have a do not know him, so to a place there is a friend to pull him into the society. He put the essay will be friends as the end, only to find a good girl is his first priority. He got up early in the morning every day, no matter the streets and alleys, he went to look for one side. All he saw were ordinary women, and no longer saw any heavenly beauty.
One day in the middle of the inn in the middle of the countryside, the two companions fell ill together and could not move. To go out and walk around without a follower for fear that the women’s family saw it is not decent, sitting alone at the bottom of the place is very boring. Suddenly saw a guest in the next room with the guest came over and said: “Sitting alone is not lonely, I have a pot of wine over there, if you do not mind, please go over to drink a cup of the same how?” Weiyangsheng said: “We meet each other by chance, how can we disturb?” The man said, “I heard that the scholar is very happy to get away, why are you so stubborn? Although I am a lowly person, very happy to make friends, but the gentleman has a great future, do not dare to climb. Now the same in the inn is also difficult to meet, on the bent to sit a seat why not?”
Weiyangsheng was in the midst of his boredom, and could not wait to talk to someone, so he agreed to do so. He went over with him, and sent Weiyangsheng to sit on top of him, and sat down beside him. Wei Yang Sheng refused to do so again and again, so he asked him to sit opposite him, and he asked him his name. Weiyangsheng told him his nickname and asked him what his honor was. The man said: “I’m a commoner, I don’t have an alias. I only have a name called ‘Sai Kunlun’.” Weiyangsheng said, “This honorific title is different. Why did you choose these three words?” The man said, “If I tell you, I’m afraid you’ll be afraid and won’t care to drink with me.” Weiyangsheng said: “I am also a man of valor, as you stand in front of the gods and ghosts are not afraid of. As for your practice of wise and foolish a hair regardless, as long as the same spirit, what do not care!” Sai Kunlun said: “This and so on may as well say straight. Villain is usually a thief, can fly wall walk wall, with your thousands of feet of high buildings, hundreds of layers of thick walls, I do not need some energy straight into his couch, the things swept out. Do not steal the next day also do not let him know. I’ve been told that there was a Kunlun who was able to fly into Guo Linggong’s residence and steal the red image. He did it only once in his life, but I have done it hundreds of times, so I am called ‘Sai Kunlun’.”
Weiyangsheng was shocked and said: “Since you have been doing this for a long time, and you have become famous, everyone knows about it, won’t you commit a crime?” Sai Kunlun said: “If you commit a crime, it is not a hero. Since ancient times, ‘take the thief to take dirty’, dirty take not, I will say to him, he did not dare to do anything to me. There is no one near or far who does not flatter me, fearing that offended me to count him. I have some righteousness in my life have ‘five do not steal’: not to steal in case of murder, not to steal in case of good fortune, not to steal in case of familiarity, not to steal, not to steal, not to steal in case of caution.”
Weiyangsheng said: “These five names come interesting, please explain one by one.” Sai Kunlun said: “People have bad things, or sick or in mourning, or have flying disaster, he is in dire straits, if I go to steal him, such as adding oil to the fire, he can’t afford to be a hair. That’s why I don’t go. If I go to steal from someone who is celebrating a happy event, such as a marriage or a wedding, or the birth of a son, or a birthday, and he is in the midst of an auspicious celebration, I will make him have no good luck, and he will be unable to do anything in the future. That’s why I don’t go. It is not too much for me to steal from someone I don’t know on that side. If I go to steal from a man whom I have seen all the time, he will not suspect me, and I will feel ashamed to see him. That’s why I didn’t go. The rich man’s family has a lot of gold and silver, I go to the next care once, just as to beat his pumping abundant, why is it too much? If I steal a time and get a sweet only to harass him, is an insatiable person, such things I do not do. That fearful people night and day to prevent thieves, the mouth can not stop talking about thieves. If he treats me with an unworthy heart, I will treat him with an unworthy heart. Stealing from him once so that he knows my insights is not easy to prevent. If it is a generous family, know that money is something outside the body, do not think, or the door is not closed or set the door is not closed, if I go to steal him is a soft and fearful of hard people, I will not do him. This is called the ‘five non-stealers’. People near and far see that I have these benefits, so know that I am a thief, do not think I am a thief to treat me, but to get along with me do not think I am insulted. Now, if you still do not give up, here to worship a brother, in the future useful to me, just serve, is to die is also willing to take the place of.”
Weiyangsheng listened to him speak, do not feel the heart sighs, I did not expect the thieves actually have this kind of hero, if I get along with him with I did not expect the thieves actually have this kind of hero, if I get along with him with other places still do not need, if you meet a good person such as red raw milk, red brush, and so on, in the high gate mansion, or there is a message can not communicate, or the body can not come in and out, I’ll be entrusted to him as a kunlun how not good? Thinking to this do not feel hands dance and feet step up. Later, I heard that I want to worship with him, I was a little hesitant, although I said “excellent”, I was not very enthusiastic. Later I heard that I want to worship with him, I was a little hesitant, although I said “excellent”, I was not very enthusiastic. Sai Kunlun knew his thoughts and said: “I have decided in my mouth, but I am still undecided in my heart, is it possible that I am afraid of being implicated? No matter how strong the villain, to be a thief certainly do not commit, is to commit out, death will be their own death, will not involve innocent people. I don’t need to worry too much.”
Weiyangsheng saw that he had solved his doubts and promised to do so. The two men each paid a share of the money to do the three rituals, write out the year, month and day, in the store to take a blood oath, sworn to live and die together. Sai Kunlun was older and Weiyangsheng was younger, so they were called brothers. And share offerings, eat until midnight. To separate to sleep, Wei Yangsheng said: “two places to sleep everyone is lonely, not as in my brother’s bed, against the foot to talk about, spend this long night how?” Sai Kunlun said: “also said yes.” The two took off their clothes, sleep in the same bed.
Weiyangsheng just climbed into bed not realize that the usual face. Said in his mouth: “How such a good place, no look on the woman!” Sai Kunlun heard and asked: “Why did the younger brother say these two sentences, is it possible that he did not have a younger brother’s wife? Do you want to seek marriage everywhere?” Weiyangsheng said: “I have married my wife. But how can a man rely on a woman to get along until old age?” After all, in addition to his wife, he must also find a few other companions. I do not hide from the elder brother said, little brother’s heart is extremely like the flirtation, this time out of the name of the study tour, in fact, is to visit the female sex. Walked through many states and counties, saw the woman is not painted powder to cover his dark skin, or wear green necklace beads to cover his burnt head, where there is a woman does not need to dress up, natural beauty? So I am tired of seeing, do not feel to say these two sentences.” Saikunlun said: “The younger brother is not good. The good woman in the world will never make people meet, that meet is never a good woman. Not to mention the children of good families, that is, prostitutes, unless they are extremely ugly and ugly, no one loves them, before they are willing to go out and sell their smiles. A little bit of value is sitting at home waiting for people to visit him before coming out, not to mention the children of good families, willing to stand in front of the door so that people can watch? If you want to know a good woman, you have to come and ask me.”
When Wei Yang Sheng heard this, he raised his head and said, “This is strange. Elder brother and not in the field of the wind and the moon feet, why know my that thing?” Sai Kunlun said: “Although I don’t have a foot in the field of the moon and the moon, the moon and the moon, but only my eyes to see clearly, ears to hear clearly. I ask you, the world of beautiful women or rich and noble family more, poor and lowly family more?” Weiyangsheng said: “Naturally, there are more rich and noble families.” Sai Kunlun said, “Is it better to look at the beautiful women of the rich and noble families only after they have put cosmetics on their faces and clothes on their bodies, or is it better to look at them only after they have washed the cosmetics and taken off their clothes?” Weiyangsheng said: “Naturally, it is washed and stripped to see the true color.” Sai Kunlun said: “This and so on understand. We are thieves that poor people naturally do not go, go to walk around after all is a line of pearl and jade to go, naturally see more. Going to the season and is deeper when the leak, he or undressed sitting under the moon, or open the tent to sleep in the shadow of the lamp. I was afraid that he had not fallen asleep and did not dare to pack up, so I hid in the dark, staring at him with both eyes to see him, and did not move until he fell asleep before doing so. So look carefully, not only the face of the skin did not hide, that is, the height of the mare, the amount of pubic hair, also understand. These hundreds of miles inside and outside the family, which woman was born good, which woman was born bad, all in my belly. If you want to do this, just come and ask me.”
Weiyangsheng at first still in the nest side ear and listen, and said here, do not feel exposed chest sit up and said: “reasonable. Big family woman with you what people shall not see, see also not distinguish, but only you get. There is another saying, you see the beautiful woman and see the plump pussy, in case you move up to how to deal with?” Sai Kunlun said: “At first, when I was a teenager, I saw this scene could not stay up, often in the dark to the woman playing a hand cannon, as if it were a general officer with him. Later, I saw more and more, also do not think. Looked at the pussy like an ordinary move with the guy and do not feel. Just see him and her husband to do things, mouth grunts in the Yin that is to do, but some of the moving up.”
Weiyangsheng saw him talk to the most wonderful place, then turn around and sleep to one end to listen. Sai Kunlun said: “If you don’t mind the blasphemy, let me tell you a couple of things, I don’t know if I’m willing to listen?” Weiyangsheng said: “Wonderful! If so, really with you a talk is better than ten years of reading. Quickly tell me.” Sai Kunlun said: “I have seen many things in my life, I don’t know where to start. Now with you ask one, I will say one just.”
Weiyangsheng said, “May I ask whether the woman is more like to be dry, or less like to be dry?” Sai Kunlun said, “Naturally, there are more women who like to work. There are only one or two women out of about a hundred who do not like to work, and the rest are happy to work. But there are two kinds of women who like to be dry. There are those who like dryness in their hearts, but say they want dryness in their mouths. There are those who like to fuck in their hearts, but deliberately pretend not to do it, and then reveal their true nature when their husbands force them to do it. These two kinds of women are better to be dealt with than the first kind. I first hid in the dark to see him urging her husband to do his job, I think it is a very sexy woman, all night long. Who would like to draw not a few times to lose, after a loss of mental fatigue just want to sleep, with the husband to do or not to do or not to do. But there is a woman who wants to do it in her heart and says she won’t do it, and she is extremely difficult to get along with. I once went to steal a house and saw a husband pulling his wife to do something, but she refused. The wife refused to do anything. The husband climbed up and pushed her down. The husband just said he didn’t want to do it, but he fell asleep. The woman deliberately turned her body over and over again to prevent him from waking up. When she saw that he did not wake up, she shook her hand to shake him. Who would have thought that her husband would sleep so well that he would not wake up. He then shouted, ‘There is a thief! If he had been a thief, he would have been scared away. I knew that he was not shouting for a thief, but wanted to wake up his husband so that he could get up and do his job. As expected, I saw my husband woke up, and then he put the tricky words evasive: ‘Just now was a cat catching a mouse jumping a little loud, I mistakenly heard, only said it was a thief, in fact, not related.’ Then the husband tightly embraced, the female in the penis side by side rubbing. It was only then that her husband got excited and went up to do it. At the beginning, he was still able to hold on without making any noise. Pumped to hundreds on, gradually humming up, below the flow of obscene water can not stop. Dry to the husband lost in the middle of the night, his tart Xing is hair, but not good enough to call her husband to do it again, only to pretend to sigh but like a sick light. Ye husband rubbing chest and belly, not allow him to sleep. Husband could not sleep, had to climb back on the body from the beginning, until the cock crowed before resting. Exhausted I guarded the night, was about to pack up the sky is bright, only to dive and out. So I know this kind of woman is extremely difficult to get along with.”
Weiyangsheng said, “May I ask if it is still the time of the year when women are officers, or is it the time when they will wave more than they won’t?” Sai Kunlun said, “Naturally, there are more women who can make waves. Only one or two out of ten women do not know how to make waves, while the rest are good at it. But the woman’s mouth has three kinds of wave method, only we can hear clearly, the officer of the men do not know.” Weiyangsheng asked: “Which three?” Sai Kunlun said: “the first dry season, have not been happy, the heart should not wave outside the false wave up, so as to wait for the husband to move up. This kind of sound and gas originally heard about, the mouth called out the words clearly. This is a kind of wave method. When it comes to the time of pleasure, the heart also waves, the mouth also waves, even the five senses and limbs all wave up. This kind of sound can be heard, and the words that come out of the mouth are blurred, and the breath does not come out of the mouth. It is another kind of wave method. Dry to the end of the pleasure, the spirit of tired, hands and feet soft, to wave not out. This kind of sound inside the throat, some can not hear. I have stolen a family, see his husband and wife officers, at first chaotic shrug, loud as thunder. Dry to the back, the woman does not sound motionless, as if the man into the dead general. I went close to listen, only to see the throat inside the babbling like talking non-speaking, like sighing non-sighing. I heard this light know that he was very happy, do not feel the lust of the big move, all the body tingling, and did not play the hand cannon, their own essence was flowing out. So I know that women and then have this kind of wave method.”
Weiyangsheng heard here, also on the body sore itch, do not realize that the Yang Jing actually flowed a seat. I want to ask him something else, do not want to day has dawned. The two get up and freshen up, still sitting on some wonderful words. Two muse a few days, friendship more and more close, not Yangsheng said to him: “Little brother life to women’s color for life, and now meet the eldest brother can be said to be three lifetimes of good fortune. If I don’t trust you with my heart, will I miss you in person? Request elder brother to have seen the woman to choose the first beautiful, give birth to a method to make little brother by a through the eyes, if indeed is a great color, not to hide the elder brother, little brother’s lowly creation is to have red luan illumination of life, life once I saw a woman I do not go to find him he naturally come to find me. At that time, I begged my elder brother to show a magic power, to become a good thing how?” Sai Kunlun shook his head and said: “This can not be. I have the precept of not stealing after stealing. After stealing his property still can not bear to steal again, not to mention the woman about the honor and integrity? Only from now on to pay attention to find for you, go to the people to see a beautiful woman will not steal his property, even walked back to discuss with you, make good, this also makes.” Weiyangsheng said: “Little brother has eyes not recognize the righteous, just words more than abrupt. Just one thing, both the golden promise to keep an eye out for my little brother, if you see a beautiful woman, must not steal his property, forget today’s words. No matter what you do, I will naturally repay you later.” Sai Kunlun said: “This seems, you really have eyes not recognize the righteous. If I want you to repay the people, and not as good as take the spike now. That is, you will be an official, allow me to play a few times to pump the abundance, that pump the abundance of silver is also visible, not as good as I do a time to steal. This kind of report can also not want. I now promise you a beautiful woman, not less tomorrow to return you a beautiful woman. Now that you have met me do not need to go elsewhere, and lease a few houses here to study. Don’t rely on me, if you see something good, go and work by yourself. If I see a good one, I will report to you. If I see something good, I’ll come and report it to you. If you search in both directions, you’ll naturally find it, and you’ll never miss it.”
Weiyangsheng was overjoyed, and asked people to find a place to live. At the time of parting, he took hold of him and bowed to him four times before parting. After all, what happened to Weiyangsheng, we will see next time.
Comment:Sai Kunlun’s character is ten times higher than that of Weiyangsheng! Is it not Weiyangsheng who befriends bandits, or is it Sai Kunlun who befriends bandits?
In the fifth chapter, the contestants made the name book with a strict attitude, and the dog was lenient in accepting the Snow Sideburns.
Wei Yang Sheng has moved to a temple since he left Sai Kun Lun. This temple is to send the son of Zhang Xian’s palace, inside the room is very little, usually is not a guest. Only because Wei Yang Sheng not hesitate to pay a lot of money, elsewhere one or two a month he was willing to pay two, Taoist priests are greedy for small profits so rent with him to live also. Why is he willing to pay a high price? Only because the temple’s Zhang Xian is extremely spiritual, women from near and far come to seek children a lot of people. Weiyangsheng wanted to be an election site here, so he planned to live here. Since then, there were several groups of women coming in to burn incense every day. The women who burned incense were different from those who burned incense elsewhere. Among ten of them, one or two of them would be able to look at it. What is the reason for this? It turns out that most of the women burning incense everywhere in the old and middle-aged, less young, so none of the eye. The women who burn incense here are all seeking heirs, and the older ones have already lost their menstrual flow, so there must be no physiology. The middle-aged menstruation will be extinguished, the son Xing to the end. Therefore, they are all young women who come in to seek heirs, but there are one or two old ones who come with them. But all women between the ages of fourteen and twenty years of age in the middle of the five or six years, no matter good or bad, face a little peach color color, vaguely moving. So there must be one or two out of ten who can see it.
Weiyangsheng woke up early every morning, dressed up neatly, and walked around in front of the god’s seat. When he saw a woman coming, he hid himself behind Zhang Xian, listened to the Taoist priest’s sincere worship for him, and watched him burn incense and worship, so that he could see his face and attitude. Then he broke out from the inside. The woman saw him look great, all ate a shock, suspecting that their sincerity to the clay of Zhang Xian worship live, down to send a son with me. It was only when he came down the steps and swayed for a while that she realized he was a human being. The soul had been hooked by the living Zhang Xian. It made those women’s hearts flutter, and their eyes fluttered with love, and they were all in love and refused to go back. There are also deliberately (□ chapter) under the sweat scarf for the table mark.
Since then Weiyangsheng behavior is very frivolous, elaborate more and more debauchery, even said that the world’s beautiful women should be my use. Since the beginning of the temple when it nailed down a pocket booklet, hidden in the pocket, above the inscription of four words “wide collection of spring color” where incense burning women have a few points of good looks on the register. Such as a woman someone, a number of years old, a good man so-and-so, living somewhere, are written down in detail the name. Beside and with a vermilion pen to add a circle to determine the high and low. Special three circles, top two circles, medium one circle. Behind each one and do four or six comments, describing his benefits. How do you know where many women and their husbands live? Only because the woman into the temple incense burning will have a incense Taoist priest standing next to him to pass the sincerity, and asked him what his name, what is his age, is the wife of a letter, living in what square and what mile. The woman did not say, there must be a family member to make maidservant for him to say yes. Weiyangsheng at this point in time to remember in the abdomen, to wait for him to go, take out the booklet registration up. Within a few days, the party’s female sex collected all. Although recorded many women, are first-class medium, to that three circles of the head was not one. In my heart, I thought, my life’s ambition was to marry the world’s first beauty, at first married at home only to say is the first. Now it seems to be the same with him as much, can be seen is not the first. I think the world’s female color there is not the reason of the top scout and no scholar, after all, there is the first one over there I have not met. Now it seems, these women can only exist here to do a backup, if the end of a long time can not be met can also be used to blame. I’ll wait a few days to see what happens in the future. So I took the law and made it stricter, and refused to forgive less.
One day, the spirit of tiredness, is sleeping in the room, suddenly saw the boy ran in and said: “male, quickly get up to see the beautiful woman.” Weiyangsheng quickly out of bed, wearing a new scarf, wear beautiful clothes, and to look in the mirror, not without delay for a while. And even to the outside, only to see two young women, a wear silver red, a wear lotus root color, accompanied by a half-aged beauty, have burned incense to go out. Weiyangsheng across many roads to the two young women a look, really Wushan Goddess, Lopu Xian Yi, than the usual see a big difference, a moment do not feel the wind upside down. See him to go not yet out the door, such as flying to go kneeling outside the threshold, can not stop kowtowing. The two houseboys and the Taoist priests were so scared that they were afraid that the woman was going to have a seizure.
Who would have thought that Weiyangsheng outside although the wind is upside down, but the heart has an idea. I expect that if the three women are willing to go this way, know that I see him beautiful love him, so kneeling to worship him, I expect that he will not attack. If it is still a righteous attack, I just push it is outside the people coming to worship Zhang Xian to seek heir, see there are women inside, mixed with the indecent, so do not dare to go in, kneeling outside the door to kowtow. Did he know that I was in the temple? I put this plan in my heart, and I am invincible, so I dared to do so.
Sure enough, the three women didn’t know what to expect, only that he was seeking an heir, they all shrank away and stood by the side. Straight wait for him to finish worship, only then raised his step. At the time of worship, the two teenage women, although the general Gu Gu, just that kind of meaning is still between intentionally and unintentionally, do not feel very out of the likeness. The only not that half-aged beauty, to Weiyangsheng very pretentious, their own cover mouth can not stop laughing. On the way out, she also looked at Weiyangsheng for a few moments before going out.
Weiyangsheng stupid foot half a long time can not make a sound, will go one or two miles before asking the incense Taoist is which family’s women. Taoist priests see him rashly, almost cause trouble, can not complain, that willing to say to him. Weiyangsheng to follow the sedan chair to catch up with the trail, and he knew to go far away, catching up, only to return to the room, sitting sullenly. The heart thought, such a hateful thing, those who do not like each know the name and address, but the two extremely preferred one does not know the whereabouts. It is a pity that a pair of perfect beauty missed face to face. Take out the booklet, to add these two up, but no name to write, only to record a first in the front, said:
A certain month and a certain day meets the country color two names, do not know the surname, Gou on the clothes of the color of the name at random, as if the years of age and temperament listed on the left, in order to find.
We’ll decide on Yuan Kwai after the interview.
Criticism has been completed, the heart and thought, that half-aged beauty does not reduce the style of the year. Let’s not talk about anything else, just those eyes or like a treasure. At first, he threw a lot of glances, I just pay attention to those two, did not return his glance. Now I think it is not even meaningful, and with a beautiful woman walking, not sisters-in-law is certainly a relative, but also have to look at the points of the beautiful leniency to him a few points. He is also willing to help the feelings of fun, attracting those two look at me, clearly is a solution. If I find him, why do I worry that those two won’t be in the bull’s-eye? I will write him down in the book and add a good criticism. Firstly, to repay him for the love of holding the scroll, and secondly, if I find it, I will send this booklet to him to read, and firstly, I will flatter him, so I don’t worry that he won’t do anything for me. Lift up the pen, the color of the country two names of the “two” word changed to “three” words. Because he wore clothing is Xuan Clothes, and then add a Tao:
It was written and circled three times on each name, still hidden in the binder bag.
From this day forward, the immortal hall can go up or not. The woman who came in could look at it or not. Only these three beautiful people always in mind, all day long with this book along the street to hit. No longer see a trace, the heart thought, Sai Kunlun highest knowledge, the road and familiar, why not ask him? Just one thing, he originally promised me to find a, these days do not see, I think it is to find. If I say to him, he only said I have a favorite, but this burden away. Besides, there is no name, no name, how can I tell him to find out? I’ll put it in my belly, and wait a few days, he may find a report to me, I do not know, other things are afraid of more, beautiful women are not afraid of more.
Since then, every day, either go out to ask the bump, or at home to die waiting. One day, in the street encountered Sai Kunlun, pulled and asked: “Big brother, to the day promised why do not see the return of sound? Could it be that you have forgotten?” Sai Kunlun said: “Always in the heart, how can I forget. Just the usual more, less stunning. Recently, I have been searching for it, and I was about to report to you, but I just happened to bump into it.” Weiyangsheng heard, full of piles of smiles down to say: “In that case, please go to my apartment to speak. Two people hand in hand, together into the apartment. The home boy sent out, the two closed the door to discuss good things.
I don’t know which woman is lucky to meet this man, and I don’t know which husband is unlucky to meet this evil adulterer. I don’t know which husband was unlucky enough to get in trouble with this evil adulterer.
The Flesh Pope Volume 2 JUE HOU ZEN – Summer
Li Yu (1611-1680), a writer on the lake, wrote
The Sixth Chapter – Playing with Short Talents and Boasting Long Skills and Presenting Small Objects for Laughing at the Generosity of Others
The poem says: “I am not a competent person in the room, but I don’t want my skills to cause worries. Who can see Pan An’s appearance in the dark, and it is difficult to use Zi Jian’s talent on the battlefield. Both return to the spirit of Chu, ask what happened to the balcony. When I was born, I wanted to bring a flirt, but I still have to cut my own size.
Sai Kunlun sat down and asked Weiyangsheng first: “Have you ever had any strange encounters?” Weiyangsheng was afraid that he was going to unload his burden, and only returned no. He then asked, “Which family did elder brother talk about? He then asked, “Which family was it that your elder brother was talking about? Where do you live? How old are they? How do you look?” Sai Kunlun said: “I am now looking for more than one, a total of three, only allow you to choose one. Don’t be greedy and want them all, you can’t do it.”
Weiyangsheng heart doubt, I heart three, his mouth also said three, could it be a few days ago to see not? If it is, as long as I can get my hands on one, the other two will naturally come, so why do I need his help? He replied, “No shit! Just one is enough, how dare I do that insatiable thing!” Sai Kunlun said, “That’s good. Let me ask you, do you prefer fat or thin?” Weiyangsheng said: “A woman’s body is fat and thin. But fat can’t be better than clothes, and thin can’t show bones. As long as the fat and thin is appropriate, it is good.” Sai Kunlun said: “These three are in line with your meaning. I ask you again, do you still like the flirty like honest?” Weiyangsheng said: “Naturally, it’s good to have a flirtatious one. Honest women sleep around, some interest is not, rather than the cleanliness of a solitary night.”
Sai Kunlun shook his head and said, “In that case, all three are not your opponents.” Weiyangsheng said: “How can I see that woman is honest?” Sai Kunlun said: “The three women are general family, if we talk about the posture, but there are twelve points, but the word ‘flirtation’ is not very good at it.” Weiyangsheng said, “This may not be a problem. A woman’s attitude can be taught. I do not hide from the eldest brother said, my sister’s wife when she first came to the season is also a honest head, was little brother with a few days of work to melt him out, and now even the flow but. As long as those three women have good posture, honest some little brother has its own method of change.”
Sai Kunlun said, “That’s enough. I ask you again, you still see the face to hand, or willing to stay a few months of work, slowly wait to hand?” Weiyangsheng said: “I do not hide from the elder brother, I usually want to be very strong, three or five nights to sleep with a different woman to be dreaming. Now that I’ve been away from home for a long time, I’m panicked about this. Can’t meet the beautiful woman can still barely support, if met, I’m afraid that will not be able to maintain.” Sai Kunlun said: “This and so on, lost those two, said this one alone. Those two are rich and noble family women, it is difficult to get a hand. This one is a poor man’s wife, easy to try. I promise you this matter, always in mind, meet a woman must look carefully. That day, occasionally from the street, I saw this woman sitting in the door, outside the door hanging a bamboo curtain. Although I could not understand through the curtain, I only felt that the red light above the face was burning and the white flame was soaring, like a pearl treasure, with a section of light coming out from the inside. Then look at his body attitude, just like a picture of beauty hanging inside the curtain blowing with the wind. I went over to the door and stood there for a while, and saw a man come out of it, rough and clumsy, with ragged clothes, carrying a bundle of silk to sell in the market. I went to ask him about it, and the neighbors said that his name was Quan, and that he was honest, so they called him ‘Quan Laoshi’. The woman was his wife. “I was afraid that I might not be able to see carefully through the curtain, so I passed by the door again a few days later. He was sitting inside again. I had a plan, and lifted the curtain to break in, saying I was looking for his husband to buy silk. He said that his husband was not at home, and that if he wanted to buy silk, he had all the silk in the house, so he could just take it out and look at it. He said, “I’ll just take it out and see.” He went back and took the silk out. I saw his ten fingers like lotus root buds, a pair of small feet not yet three inches. Although I saw his hands and feet, I couldn’t see the muscles on his body, and I didn’t know how black and white they were. I had another idea, and seeing that there was another bundle of silk on the top of his shelf, I said to him, ‘These are not good. I said to him, ‘These are no good. Why don’t you bring the one on top of the shelf and look at it?’ He agreed, and raised his arm to get it. You know, at this time the hot days, he was wearing a single yarn shirt, the time to raise his hands, the two pairs of big sleeves straight to the shoulders above, not only a pair of arms fully exposed, even the breasts of the two breasts are also hidden to reveal some shadows out. It was really white as snow and light as a mirror. This is the first woman I have ever seen in my life. I was sorry to have to buy a bundle of silk because I had to work for him for half a day. May I ask you, do you want this woman?”
Weiyangsheng said: “This is actually a full ten, what do not want? Just this woman how can hook meet, meet can hook to hand?” Sai Kunlun said, “It’s not difficult. I now with you to take some silver to serve, and so his husband went out, and still use the previous law to break in to buy silk. If you like it or not, you will decide at first sight. I think he has been honest to that stupid husband all day long, some interest is not there. Suddenly, he sees you, won’t he fall in love? You slightly do some seduce his light, if he is not annoyed face to face, I will come back to discuss things for you. I’ll come back and discuss things for you. I’m sure I’ll get him within three days. If you want to be a long term husband and wife, it’s all on me.”
Weiyangsheng said: “If I get this, I am grateful. Just one thing, you have both the divine plan, and have the flying wall walking magical ability, the world’s affairs must not be difficult to do. Why is this one can do, those two are not talking about? After all, it is the poor man is good to bully, rich and noble people dare not go to mess with him! Sai Kunlun said: “All things under the sun are poor people are good at bullying, the rich and noble people are hard to mess with, only steal a woman section, but is the rich and noble people are good at bullying, poor people are hard to mess with.” Weiyangsheng said: “This is why?” Sai Kunlun said: “The rich and powerful people will have three wives and four concubines, the husband slept with one, there will be a few empty rooms. Since ancient times, it is said that a woman who is well fed and warmly clothed will have no desire for sex. That woman is full of food and warm clothes, all day long boredom, only thinking about this matter. To the hopeless season, if a man into the quilt, he is still eager, will not be pushed out? That is, the husband came to see, if you want to catch and send to the officials, but also afraid of the bad honor of the rich, if you want to kill, but also can not let go of such a beautiful woman. Women can not give up, how can there be a single kill the adulterer’s reason? So tolerate, let a way of life let him go. That poor man’s home only a wife, night and day with sleep, not to mention that the woman’s hunger, cold and hard work can not afford to be obscene, there are obscene and men officers, in case of husband bumped into the poor man regardless of decency, not to take hold of the official, or together to kill. So the poor man is hard to mess with, the rich and noble family is good to bully.”
Weiyangsheng said, “In that case, what you have said today is contrary to this argument?” Sai Kunlun said, “It is not that what I do is contrary to what I say, but it is only because the status of this one family is exactly opposite to that of those two families. That is why this family is good to try, but those two women are hard to reach.” Weiyangsheng said, “Now that my heart has paid attention to this side, just those two women why not also say a word, when my younger brother knows my elder brother’s great intention, for me to take such trouble.” Sai Kunlun said, “One of those two women is in her twenties, and one is sixteen or seventeen years old. The two of them are first cousins in their mother’s family, and in their husband’s family they are sisters-in-law by marriage. The husband’s family has been an official for generations, and only their husbands are a scholar. The older brother was called ‘Crouching Cloud Sheng’ and had been married to the woman in her twenties for four or five years. The brother is called ‘Yiyunsheng’ and has been married to the woman of sixteen or seventeen for less than three months. Both of them are of the same caliber as the woman I just mentioned. Only the same honest, officer of the season body does not move, mouth is not open, look at his meaning actually like not like to do the light. The woman is not good for sex, the husband does not have three wives and four concubines, sleeping together night after night, it is difficult to calculate. Unless you do everything possible to induce him to lust, and to wait for his husband is not there, before you can start. This is not the work of a few months? It’s not as easy as a woman who sells silk, whose husband is often away from home.”
Weiyangsheng saw him say that the two women and the woman and the other day to see some similarity, the heart is still not willing to throw away. He said: “Although the idea of the elder brother is not bad, but there are still see not everywhere. You said that the two women honestly do not have a lustful heart, must be his husband’s capital is small, energy short, dry him not happy, so so. If also met little brother, I’m afraid that honest will not be honest up.” Sai Kunlun said: “I see that the two men’s capital is also not fine, energy is also not short. Only than the very big and long term slightly inferior to him. Let me ask you, how big is your capital? How long is your energy? Also want to see teach a see teach, so that I know the depth of your tricks, so that I can rest assured for you to do things.” Weiyangsheng gladly said: “This is not to worry about elder brother, little brother’s capital and energy can be counted. Whatever you what a lot of women, we must invite him to eat a drunken full, before the banquet. Never like the sour son treat, to the full eat hungry, drunk eat wake up.”
Sai Kunlun said: “This is good. Just a little to say may as well, virtuous brother used to be with women officers about how many mentions before getting off?” Weiyangsheng said: “Little brother and women officers have no rules, just ask him to eat a countless number on just. There remember the number.” Sai Kunlun said: “The number can not remember, the moment is to remember out. About how many shifts of weather?” The original Weiyangsheng’s ability is only half a shift, because we want Sai Kunlun to do things for him, I’m afraid to say that less he wants to excuse, only to add half a shift. He promised, “My brother’s strength is enough to support a more!” Sei Kunlun said: “This is also the usual energy, not called high strength. If you are a husband and wife, it is good to have this ability. If you want to do things like stealing and robbing, I’m afraid it’s not something you can do with equal strength.”
Weiyangsheng said: “Elder brother do not need to worry too much. The day before yesterday, I bought a wonderful spring formula over there, and now there is no woman to make the hero useless. As long as the good deed is accomplished, I’ll use some smearing techniques in the interim, and I’m not afraid of him for a long time to come.” Sai Kunlun said, “The spring formula can only make him long, but cannot make him big. If the capital is large, with the spring formula is like a talented scholar, to the examination to take some ginseng tonic, walk to the field house naturally doubled the spirit, to do the text out. The capital of the fine, with the spring formula is like the empty abdomen of the showman, to the exam on the ginseng tonic catty eat down, go to the field house also just do not do. I only ask you today how big this thing? How many inches long?” Weiyangsheng said: “Do not need to say, only still you are not small is.” Sai Kunlun see him not say, reach out to pull his crotch, want him to take out to see. Weiyangsheng repeatedly avoided, just refused. Sai Kunlun said: “If this is so, inferior brother will never dare to do things for you, if strong for you to do things, in case you do not look at the woman’s pain and itch, was he shouted up and said that you go to rape him how to get? At that time to get something wrong is bad brother delayed you. How to make?”
Weiyang Shengsheng see his excitement, can only accompany a smile and said: “my little brother’s capital also see over, just clear day in front of friends to take out, feel ungainly. Today, since the elder brother is too worried, I have to make a fool of myself!” Unbuckle your pants, take out the penis, put a pair of hands to hold, to Sai Kunlun weigh a few tiptoe, said: “This is my little brother’s micro-book. Elder brother please look.” Sai Kunlun approached the body to take a closer look, only to see:
The body is glistening white, the head and horns are bright red. The roots are covered with fine grass, and the skin is covered with tiny threads. Measuring it is not two inches, but weighing it is three dollars. Thirteen virgins can tolerate it, and twenty-seven child molesters like it the most. The body is as firm as iron when it comes to work, almost the same as a vast number of □ Yu; after finishing the work, the body is as curved as a bow, quite similar to a very thick shrimp.
Sai Kunlun put the penis look for a while, and then not sound. Weiyangsheng only said to see his capital thick, so surprised, said: “This is so when weak, if to vibration after there is considerable.” Sai Kunlun said: “When weak is this, revitalization is also limited. Please pack up.” Said not feel laugh: “Why do not know the weight of the virtuous brother, their own capital is not one-third of others, but also go to steal other people’s wives! I initially saw you looking for women everywhere, only to say that there must be a great guy with the side, so that people are afraid to see, so do not dare to easily borrow view. I know it is a meat scratching head, but I can only put it inside the pubic hair to rub the itch, and I can’t use it in a serious place.”
Weiyangsheng said: “I do not hide from the elder brother said, little brother this cheap tool is not very great, there have been some people applauded, but also not to so useless.” Sai Kunlun said: “Some people applaud, must be not broken melon virgins, have not been officer of the child, if you see him naturally want to praise a few words. In addition to these two kinds of people, I’m afraid that it is the same as me, refused to flatter the honored utensil.” Weiyangsheng said: “According to the eldest brother, is it possible that the world’s people’s flesh are as big as my little brother’s?” Sai Kunlun said, “This thing is a common thing for my inferior brother, and there are more than a thousand of them. There has never been a second one as elegant as this one.”
Weiyangsheng said: “other people’s and do not care, only ask the three women’s husbands, his waist than the small brother’s how?” Sai Kunlun said: “Than virtuous brother’s big also big one or two times, long also long one or two times.” Weiyangsheng laughed and said, “I know that my elder brother’s words are not true. I know that the words of my elder brother are not true. He refused to work for my younger brother, and used the excuse, and now he has tried it out. I ask you, those two or you go to steal at night he saw, but also do not know. This sell silk women, according to you but daytime to go once, and never met his men, how do you know his things than small grown up one or two times?” Sai Kunlun said: “Those two are seen, this one is heard. When I first saw him, I went and asked his neighbor, who told me his name. I asked him again, ‘I wonder if such a beautiful woman married that stupid husband, and if she is usually compatible. The neighbor said: ‘Although his husband’s appearance is coarse and stupid, but also thanks to a pair of competitive capital, so the life is not very noisy.’ I asked again: ‘How big is his capital?’ My neighbor said: ‘I have never measured it for him, but I only saw him take off his clothes in the summer and that thing was swinging around in his pants, just like a mallet, so I know that his capital is competitive.’ That’s why I want to ask you to borrow a watch today. Otherwise why didn’t you borrow someone’s penis for no reason to look at it?”
Weiyangsheng heard, only to realize that he is the truth, some boring up. Only to say to him again: “Women and men get along, not only for lust, or pity his talent, or love his appearance. If the talent and appearance is not good, we have to rely on the ability. Little brother these two are still go, or he look at the talent and appearance points on forgive me a few points is not known. Still please elder brother always its thing, can not be a short and abandon all the strengths, the idea of friends for the suspension.” Sai Kunlun said: “talent and appearance of the two pieces is to steal the woman’s lead, such as ginger and jujube in the medicine in general, but by its odor, the medicine into the internal organs. And after the introduction, all the medicine to cure the disease, that ginger dates are not used. If a man steals a woman without talent, he can’t lead his body to the door. After the entrance, we have to use the real skills. Is not in the quilt face, belly do not poetry? If the capital is still small, limited energy, the talent and appearance of the two pieces of the lead in, to the officer of the season one or two times to dry not to the liking of that beautiful people will be rusty. Do men since they risked their lives to steal the woman, but also to get along with him heart to heart half a lifetime will be good. If you only want to figure one or two times happy, why bother so much effort? And do not say that the man to steal a woman to try to live a long time, that is, a woman to hide her husband to steal a man, I do not know how much to pay attention to, how much to bear the fear, hoping to live. If also some of the use is not, like the female chicken by the male general, inside has not been informed of the end of the account, not bad for his life and reputation? Xian brother do not blame me for saying, are like you such capital, such energy, as long as to keep their wives do not go to the evil way on the hook. No longer can not be delusional, to goblet dirty other women. Today, thanks to the inferior brother old enough to tailor the clothes, if you do not care about the length of the hand to do, so that the clothes are like the body, not bad for the material? When the woman complained, I’m afraid that my younger brother would also blame me for being unfaithful in my planning, and intentionally looking for the woman who is wide and inappropriate to be blamed. The poor brother’s words are rude, the virtuous brother do not see the blame.”
Weiyangsheng saw his words were fierce, expected that the good thing will not be able to, no words to reply. Sai Kunlun comforted a few more words, then got up and left. Weiyangsheng is not interested, also sent him to go. After he spoiled the fun, I do not know how, until the next time is to have a fixed.
Commentary: Every argument must have a brilliant metaphor, all make people happy. Such as “spring is the field of tonic”, “talent is the medicine in the lead” and so on, countless. Although it is a harmonic language, there is really the most rational existence. I don’t know the author’s heart and liver have tens of thousands of holes, and then exquisite to this.
The seventh time, complaining about the generation and crying bitterly at the sun, thinking of correction and begging on bended knees.
But said weiyangsheng a happy, was sai kunlun said ice cold, like a dead person in general. Sitting alone in the apartment thought, I grow more than twenty years old, other things to see more, only the penis is actually not seen more. Usual people hide inside the clothes, naturally can not be seen. Only those young Long Yang, take off his pants to work with me, only to reveal the former partner. His age is light like me, things are naturally less like me, all day long what I see is small like me, so my shape is bigger. Today, he said that none of the things he saw are not bigger than me, so mine is a waste, what’s the use of having him? Just one thing, I am at home with his wife officer season, he generally feel happy. It is always whoring female customers to steal maids, they generally also wave, generally also lost, if not this thing to make him happy, is he himself will wave, they will not lose? See his words are not true, or the meaning of shirking. Doubt for a while, and phase for a while. Suddenly realized that I know, I know, my wife’s mare is a piece of chaos, from my opening out. How much bigger mine is, how much wider his is; how much longer mine is, how much deeper his is. I am as wide as he is wide, and as long as I am, as deep as he is deep. For example, if you take an ear and put a very fine message in a very small ear and turn it, you will feel happy. If it is still a wide ear that encounters a fine message, it is not inevitable. A few days ago, Sai Kunlun said that women have a heart not wave, mouth fake wave method, how do you know that those maids female guests are not because of my money, deliberately flattering me, the heart actually do not want to wave, mouth fake wave to cheat me, also not know. Wave can be fake, there is no throw can not be fake? He said that although this is not to be believed in its entirety, it is also not to be disbelieved. In the future, when you meet a man, you should pay attention to see how his penis is, then you will understand.
From then on, when he met with his friend to write, when his friend urinated, he went with him to urinate; when his friend defecated, he went with him to defecate. He took a look at his friend’s, and then he took a look at his own. Sure enough, there was no one who did not resemble him. Walking on the road, see is the shoulder pit on the hand of someone tripping, but also be sure to slant your eyes, his penis to see a careful. Sure enough, all of them are big and long. Since then, after the test, Weiyangsheng’s desire is gradually lighter, color courage is also gradually small. I thought to myself, “Sai Kunlun’s words are words of medicine and stone, and I can’t not listen to them. He is still a man, I was teased by him the day before yesterday, and still full of shame, in case the officer with the woman to get to the middle of his light a few words, I still pull out of the good, or put it inside and wait for him to vomit out of the good? From now on, to steal women’s things cleaned up, honestly do my serious, as long as to get the title to the hand, put together some silver to discuss a few virgins as concubines, I naturally flattered by him not to be neglected. Why do you need to accompany the spirit to do the burning of incense and molding things? Calculated to set, really from this day onwards, put aside idle feelings, specializing in lifting. See women to burn incense, not only do not rush to see, even outside the bump into, but also to avoid coming in. As for walking in the neighborhood, saw the woman, bowed his head and passed, a hair needless to say.
Quasi quasi stayed up for more than ten days, to half a month later, it is hard to stop the heart, the color of the gall bladder and big. One day, walking through the street, saw a teenage woman put a hand to open the curtain, revealing half of the face, and the woman across the door to talk. Weiyangsheng saw from afar, relaxed his footing, one step hook to do three steps, so that slowly listen to his voice, see his face. I saw the words coming out like the sound of a flute and flute, clear and delicate, but also light and heavy. Hiding and walking to the door to look at his face and attitude, and Sai Kunlun said the same words piece by piece. Also like the pearl baby, also like a picture of beauty in the curtain blowing with the wind. The heart wants to guess, he said the day before yesterday is not this person?
Phase for a while, walked through a few facades, deliberately asked the man: “This side of a silk seller, called Quan Laoshi, I do not know where he is?” The man said, “You’ve passed by. Just now the curtain inside the woman talking is his home.” Weiyangsheng know really is, then turn around and look carefully, before returning to the apartment. I thought to myself, at first, Sai Kunlun in front of me to describe his beauty, I still do not believe, only that he may not know the goods. I didn’t know that he had a pair of eyes. This one is not bad, that family of two natural needless to say. There is such a good person, and there is such a chivalrous man willing to help me, just because this thing does not fight for me, the three good opportunities are missed, how can I teach people to hate. Chagrin some of the room door closed, unzipped pants, take out the penis to the left a moment, the right a moment, do not feel angry, hate to take a fast knife, cut off, save the name is not real on the side. And complained that this is not the God of heaven, you want to indulge me, should indulge in the end, why must leave some defects? This talent appearance two is not useful in the things, you are endowed with complete, only this important thing can not give up to do love. Do you want him to grow a few inches and a few points to cost you any money? Why don’t you make up for my shortcomings by losing some of the surplus of others? Let’s say that each person’s body is assigned, can not be changed, why not put my own legs, flesh, all the body’s energy evenly some on the top, also hooked. Why do you put the material on the top of it to be used elsewhere? People want to use have no use, do not want to use the anti-left over there, is not God’s fault? Now look at such a beautiful woman do not dare to do, just like the hungry and thirsty people see the delicious, the mouth and the boils, can not eat the general, teach people bitter not bitter? Thinking about this, do not feel the pain of crying.
Crying for a while, the phallus cleaned up, degree to the temple door to go walking to dispel boredom. Just see a new newspaper post on the wall, weiyangsheng forward to see, only to see written on:
The Skyrim Master, with his technique, can turn a small penis into a huge one.
These four lines are the big words in the front, followed by a line of fine print. Is occasionally through this place, temporarily living in a certain temple a room, may the recipient quickly come to give attention, late is not as good as see. Weiyangsheng read did not feel great joy, there is such a strange thing, my penis is small, is not at the mercy of, how there is such a foreigner to this side to sell the art, is it not the will of God? So as to fly into the temple to go, sealed a gift, put in the box of worship, teach the children to hold, their own find down to the apartment to go.
I only saw that for the magician had a strange appearance, an old man with childish face and crane hair. When he saw him arrive, he arched his hand and asked, “Does your brother want to pass on the art of room art?” Weiyangsheng said: “Ran also.” The Warlock said, “Is your brother asking for the study of others or the study of oneself?” Weiyangsheng said, “May I ask you, old sir, how about for others and how about for oneself?” The magician said, “If you only want to flatter a woman and make her happy, and you don’t want to be happy yourself, this kind of room art is the easiest to pass on. However, take some medicine to plug the semen, so that the water of the kidneys to slow down; and then use the spring formula on it, to numb the penis, as stubborn as iron, do not know the slightest pain or itch. This is the science of being a man. If you want your own body and the woman to have fun together, the yin and yang both know the pain and itch – pump a little, both sides want to live; against a little, both sides want to die. This is called cross over to take pleasure, but the extreme pleasure, the woman is afraid to lose the late, the man is afraid to lose the early. To make the man the more fun and the more not lost; the woman more lost and the more fun, this room art is the most difficult, there must be cultivation to the work, and then help with medicine, only this kind of fun. Your brother wants to pass, with the following cloud travel a few years, slowly enlightenment out, only with the actual. Not overnight can get to go.”
Weiyangsheng said: “This and so on, students can not stay, or for people’s learning is just. Just now, I saw that on your report, there are eight words ‘can make the slightest sun become a huge thing’, so I came here to ask for advice. I don’t know how to change?” The magician said, “There are different ways to do it, but it depends on the talent. First, to see his original size born how; Second, to the original size to expand how much; Third, to ask him to boil can not boil, spelling can not be spelled. After the rules are set, then we can start.”
Weiyangsheng said: “How are these three pieces, are begging the old gentleman to understand the instructions, so that students can choose things to do.” Warlock said: “If the original size is not short, and in the original size outside the expansion is not much, this practice is very easy, even that spell spell not, boil boil words do not have to ask, just use some medicine on it, so that he does not recognize the heat and cold do not know the numbness, and then put the medicine for him to fumigate and wash, every fumigation of a wash, we must rub a tug once. Lavender wants it long, wash it wants it big; rub it to make it big, pull it to make it long. After three days and three nights of this, he could grow one-third larger than his original size. This is a practice that people are happy to follow. If the original size is short, and if it is to be enlarged much beyond its original size, this practice will hurt the bones. Therefore, we must ask him whether he is able to endure or not, and whether he is able to fight or not. If he is a timid person, refused to do the thing of interest is just, if still love to flirt without regard to the life of the, on the bold for him to transform. The transformation method, first with a male dog, a female dog closed in the empty room, he naturally coitus up. When his coitus is not finished, the two dogs separated. The dog kidney is extremely hot things, a into the Yin grew several times, is the essence of the leakage of half a day after the pull out, not to mention not finished? And this season first cut with a fast knife, and then cut open the female dog’s yin, take the female dog’s kidney, cut into four. Hurriedly put my penis with anesthetic numb, so that he did not know the pain, and then cut the upper and lower sides of four deep slits, each slit stuffed with a hot dog kidney, outside the closing elixir instant dressing. I’m afraid that not good use of the knife, cut the kidney tube, the future will have the disease of not lifting, if the kidney tube is not injured, and then there is no matter to raise to January, inside, like water and milk, no longer have a difference between human yang and dog kidneys. Raise a few more hours, and women officers that hot sex, and the dog kidney in general. On the outside, it seems to have grown a few times more than when it was not done; income in the yin, but also a few times more than when it was outside. Just as a penis into dozens of roots, you say that the Yin inside the pleasure is not pleasure?”
When Weiyangsheng heard this, he was like a dead person who wanted to come back to life again, so he kneeled down and said, “If you can do this, you will be as kind to me again.” Warlock hastened to help up and said: “Honorable brother want to imitate the student service is, why do you perform such a big salute?” Weiyangsheng said: “The student is endowed with a lustful nature, and takes the female sex as his life. But I can’t help it, because of the limitations of my innate nature, I can’t fulfill my wish anymore. Now that I have met the foreigner, how dare I not do the ritual of the north face, so that I can make a request.” After saying that, he called the family boy to fetch the gift over, and handed it over with his own hands, saying: “Some of them are not shy, and they are the rituals of paying respect to him for the time being. After correcting them, they will be offered again.” Warlock said: “This matter is said to say so, nine out of ten or can not be done. I don’t dare to take this ceremony lightly.” Weiyangsheng said: “There is nothing that can’t be done. The student’s cheap nature is extremely love of flirtation, regardless of life. If the transformation is good, can make the slight sun will become a huge thing, the future thanksgiving is not shallow. Or use the knife wrongly, have hurt life, also is the number should be so, students also dare not complain. The old gentleman need not be suspicious.”
Warlock said: “This law under the habit of doing to hold steady, with the knife since no error. Only after remodeling there are three inconvenient places, so do not dare to take the job easily. We must talk about them one by one, and if they are still willing to do so, then we dare to accept the order. If one of the three is unwilling, I dare not force myself.” Weiyangsheng said: “Which three inconveniences?” The magician said, “The first inconvenience is that you can’t have sex for three months after you have done it. A line of the room, the inside will be damaged, so that people Yang, the dog kidney two separate, not only false birth is not firm, and even their own really want to rot. I said at first that I can’t survive the words, that’s why. The second inconvenience, after having done, unless the woman in her twenties and thirties can withstand, less than twenty is already broken, big and childbearing, the first dry time to suffer a lot of tribulations. If the unmarried virgins dry a dead one, never fortunate to be full of reason. To do this, unless you quit not to marry the first marriage, not to defend the young woman, only then make it. Otherwise, not only is it difficult for my virtue to be complete, but also the sins of those who do it for me are not small. The third inconvenience is that, after doing this, although there is more manpower in the future, the timing of the cutting of the original qi of the first day will leak a little, and will certainly not be enough to give birth to a boy or a girl. Even if we have a boy or a girl, they will die young and have a long life. That’s why I said at first that I could or could not fight for it. I see that your brother is a young and ambitious person, but firstly, his desire is too dry, so he can’t survive three months without having a room; secondly, his desire for sex is too greedy, so he can’t guarantee that he will be unfortunate enough to be a virgin in the future; and thirdly, he is very young, so I’m afraid that you haven’t had a groom yet, and even if you have, there aren’t many of them. I think these three things are all in the way of your brother, I expect that your brother may not be willing to try everything.”
Weiyangsheng said: “These three things are not in the way of students. Don’t worry, old sir, just do it for me.” The magician said: “How do you think it will not hinder?” Weiyangsheng said: “I am now in the guest side than in the home is different, that is, do not do this matter and still sleep alone all night, is not to do this matter against what move not? Then the first thing is not in the way with me. What can’t I do?” As for the married wife can not marry the first marriage, the rest of the maidservants and concubines can be regardless. The student’s Jing wife has been married, can not worry about. Moreover, the female color in the very unused is a virgin, a little personnel do not know, some of the style is not familiar with, what is the joy? To do real work, we must wait for a woman outside of twenty, thirty or less, to know some of the ups and downs. With the text of the general, a paragraph has a paragraph of practice, the general has a general right, is not the open pen of the children to do? The second thing is not only in my way, but also in my favor. Why can’t I do it? If the matter of children’s interest is very important to other people, the student is very light. The heirs of the world are fewer in number and more in number; those who are filial are fewer in number and those who are disobedient are more in number. If by any chance a good one is born out of this needless to say, if the birth of an ungrateful and unfilial out of the abolition of the family business, but also to the father angry dead, what is the use of having this son? Moreover, the world’s people in ten, there must be one or two childless, this is his destiny should be heir, is it also because of the transformation of the penis, drain the original gas so heir not? I have this thought today, it is a sign of childlessness, and I would like to be childless, I must cut. In case there is a child in my life, when I am about to cut, the original qi is not very leaky, I will still give birth to a man and a woman, and the man and woman who are born will die young or less than that is not known. This is always an accident, I do not want him, only to do a childless person is. What Mr. Lao said, students can survive and fight, what is the inconvenience? Now do not need to doubt me, even for students to transform is.”
The magician said: “Since you are very firm, must be done, I can not make things difficult. Must choose a day, or about in your hall, or bent to a small apartment, must be done quietly, do not make a person know. If someone knows to come and steal to see, it will be inconvenient to act.” Weiyangsheng said, “My apartment is crowded with people, so it is difficult to do this. Why don’t you come back to your apartment?” The two agreed, the magician only Zhi Yi received, take out a book, choose a day, is a fire day, Yang belongs to the fire, take the meaning of fire is prosperous.
The day of remodeling is set, not Yangsheng thousands of joy, separate and go. The root of his life sins all began here, see the world to learn the art of learning the room is not to learn, learn the art of learning the room will be bad art of the heart, never learn the art of learning the room only for the flattery of the wife, but not obscene people’s wives also.
Commentary: others pen is set in Weiyangsheng know that the phallus is short, and urgently looking for someone to correct. After the correction of the good narrative of lust, so that the spirit of people reading the book enthusiastically, no branch more dry less suspected. How can I insert a paragraph without looking at the woman, so that the scholarly genius suddenly become a Taoist gentleman to the eyes of the cold observer? The author is only here to pay attention to, there is a deep meaning in it. So that the not-yangsheng fruit at this time to change their ways, then the fame and fortune without injury, no wife and concubines to pay for the obscene things carry on. It can be seen that a person who is extremely evil, a thought of turning back is the other side of the shore, can not be turned back after another thought. Read the book when the focus here, then chewed out the flavor of olives in the date meat, the author’s deep heart does not wait until the end of the beginning to see also.
The eighth time, in March, he hid his friends’ eyes, and then he showed off a beautiful woman’s heart.
Weiyangsheng said goodbye to the magician, back to the apartment, alone a sleep. After the transformation of the penis and the woman after the light of the officer in advance to speculate up, do not feel the lustful excitement, a moment hard to stop. Can only call with a boy to go to bed to sleep, the right to take him as a woman, wantonly its lustful pleasure.
After he had finished, Shuzu asked, “Mr. Sang has always loved women alone and disliked men, leaving us behind for a long time. Why are you so happy tonight that you are reminiscing about old times?” Weiyangsheng said, “I am not doing anything with you tonight, I am bidding you farewell.” The learned man said, “So, do you want to sell me?” Wei Yang Sheng said, “How can I sell you? The word ‘farewell’ is not about me saying goodbye to you, it is about my penis saying goodbye to your backyard.” He then told the reason why he wanted to remodel his penis. The scholar said, “After your transformation, your penis will be as big as dozens, so that you can steal women, and I don’t think my posterior will be able to bear it.” Weiyangsheng said, “Yes.” The learned man said, “If you go to steal women, you need a servant to escort you. Take me with you, and if there is a woman you can’t sleep with, reward me with one, so that I can have a taste of women, and it won’t be a waste of time for me to be with a master of the moon.” Weiyangsheng said, “This is easy. ‘No hungry soldiers under a full general’, serious with me to sleep, that under the maid let you sleep. Not to mention one, but dozens of them.” The bookshelf heard this and said joyfully, “Your penis has said goodbye to my backyard, and now I will also say goodbye to you.” On the contrary, climbed up to the body, poured a back to the color of the candle, only to come down.
Weiyangsheng slept until the second day, then bought a very strong male dog, and a female to match, divided into two places to keep in the apartment. When the date was agreed upon, he told the scholar to take the dog and go there with him, and he also asked the scabbard to prepare a banquet and send it to him later. The magician’s apartment is a very secret place, no one to and from, very good to do things. When he saw Weiyangsheng arrive, he told him to take out his penis and anesthetize it beforehand, so that he could use the knife when the time came. When the anesthetic was first applied, it was just like cold water, and after that, it was as if there was no such thing. He didn’t know the pain of pinching and didn’t feel the itch of scratching. Weiyangsheng let go of his heart, knowing that there would be no pain at the time of cutting.
Not long, the wine has been delivered, and the warlock while eating wine, while waiting for the male dog and female dog officer. The two animals to a secluded place, placed in a place, he only thought it was the master’s generous, willing to facilitate, contact. He did not know that the owner wanted to lend him the money! The two dogs were tied with a rope around their necks at the time they were brought here, and they were not willing to untie it. When the magician saw that he was in high spirits, he made the two boys pull the two cords apart. Male dogs can not open sex, mouth barking, two hind legs tightly clamped Yin, lest he open to go; female dogs also can not open sex, mouth barking, two hind legs tightly clamped Yang, lest he go out. The magician held a quick knife and cut off the dog’s kidney. Then cut open the female dog’s yin, take out the male dog’s kidney, cut into four. Hurriedly cut open four slits in the penis of Weiyangsheng, each slit inside a dog’s kidney, stuffed with heat. Four stuffed, outside the dressing on the elixir, with a sweatshirt bandaged, two still drinking.
Weiyangsheng stayed in the warlock’s apartment that night, and when he arrived at night, he was taught many battle techniques. To the second day before going back to recuperate. In these three months also thanks to his hold, not only do not want to want things, even the newly changed penis eyes also do not go to see. Waiting for three months before untying the sweat scarf, to scrape him out of the wash. Take a closer look, do not feel happy, said: “sturdy and strange, really change the view, with this foreign body, you can walk across the world carry on.”
After a few more days, suddenly saw Sai Kunlun came to ask: “Xian brother has not gone out, in the apartment meditation, want to lift the industry’s kung fu is bound to grow.” Weiyangsheng said: “The kung fu of lifting is just so, but it is the kung fu of room art has grown.” Sai Kunlun laughed and said, “If you are not highly qualified, your progress will be limited.” Weiyangsheng said: “Elder brother is not good enough. If you don’t see a scholar for three days, you should look at him differently, not to mention that I haven’t seen him for three months. Is there no progress? Why not think of three feet of the child later became a big man, off the rabbit of the division at first as a virgin? Only the dead man’s penis will only disappear and will not grow, how can the living man’s thing is what people can predict?” Sai Kunlun said: “I don’t believe this, a 13 or 14 year old child’s penis will be as big as a day if it has not been juiced up, and there is no one other than 20 years old who will still have a seizure of his penis? On the hair also hair is not much, but on the silk on the millimeter, never regardless of the reasoning of the minute on the inch.” Weiyangsheng said: “not to say on the silk on the millimeter, on the minutes on the inch is not enough to form the hair of its growth.” Sai Kunlun said, “No shit. In the world, there is only the wealthier, never seen the violent penis. In that case, please take it out and have a look with my brother.” Weiyangsheng said: “The previous time I took it out, I was treated with a lot of neglect by my brother, now how dare I offer it again?” Sai Kunlun said, “Don’t make fun of me, take it out. If he really improves, I will apologize to him with a few words of flattery.” Weiyangsheng said, “Flattery in the mouth is useless, unless we find a real thing to do with him, one to test him, two to inspire him, only to see the eldest brother for the raising of human resources of the full intention.” Sai Kunlun said: “If it really grows up I will put what I said the day before yesterday to raise him.”
Weiyangsheng said, “In that case, it remains to make a fool of myself.” Then he picked up his clothes and tied them between the straps, and then removed his pants. Then put both hands holding the penis, like a Persian offering treasure, said to Sai Kunlun: “Growth or not, see will know.” Sai Kunlun saw from afar, suspected that a donkey kidney hanging in the waist to deceive me. And close to take a closer look, only to know is the real thing, do not feel spit tongue amazed, asked: “What is the method of the younger brother with a very fatigue of things to get a very strong up?” Weiyangsheng said: “I do not know what the reason was long brother after a stimulus, he was flat out revitalized, even like to be hard to fight for the general. Even I myself can not prohibit.” Sai Kunlun said: “You do not lie to me. I see the existing knife marks on the skin, the four sides of the four stripes and a color, after all, is with what skillful art to create out. Good to me straight.” Weiyangsheng was refuted by him only had to put the transformation of the matter in detail. Sai Kunlun said, “Your brother’s heart for color is so strong that it can’t be thwarted. I only have to complete this matter, today with you to go to his crash to his home to see the opportunity.”
Weiyangsheng was overjoyed. He changed his clothes and went out with Sai Kunlun. Walking to a similar place, Sai Kunlun settled him in a place, he first went to find out the news. Not long ago, he came back to report: “Congratulations, congratulations, tonight will be a success.” Weiyangsheng said: “I have not seen the face, how can I guarantee that this night will be accomplished?” Sai Kunlun said: “I just went to ask the neighbors, the neighbors said his husband to sell silk to a distant place, there are more than ten days not to come back. You are now with me into the heart to hook him, as long as some love, I have my own way to send you in the evening, I guarantee that there are a dozen nights with him to have a good time that is.”
Weiyangsheng was overjoyed, and the two of them hurried to the door. When they arrived at the door, Sai Kunlun raised the curtain and went in with Weiyangsheng, saying, “Is Master Quan at home?” The woman said, “Not at home.” Sai Kunlun said, “I want to buy a few pounds of silk, but now I’m not at home.” The woman said, “Go buy it somewhere else.” Weiyangsheng said: “I’m afraid there is no place to buy silk? Only because it has always been the patron of the house, it is not good to go to the total commitment to others.” The woman said, “If you are the patron of the house, why don’t I recognize you?” Sai Kunlun also interjected: “Auntie, I came to buy silk in the summer, also met the master is not in, is Auntie personally trading, from the shelf down with me. Have you forgotten?” The woman said, “Yes, I remember this time.” Weiyangsheng said: “Since Auntie remembers, can see that it is not empty talk to price, now to have silk, take out to trade is. Why do you push your own business to other people’s homes?” The woman said: “There are a few pounds of silk, I do not know whether you like.” Weiyangsheng said: “the silk of the house is not interested in, or too good a bit, for fear that I can not afford this acid son?” The woman said: “Good to say, such as the gentleman please sit down, to wait for me to take out.”
Sai Kunlun then told Weiyangsheng to sit on the top, and he himself sat on the bottom. He was sitting on the bottom. The woman was near the top of the table, waiting for him to flirt with her. The woman took out a bundle of silk and handed it to Weiyangsheng. Weiyangsheng had not yet received the silk into his hand, he replied: “The color of this silk is too yellow, I’m afraid I can’t use it.” And then received a hand to take a closer look, and said: “Good odd, just now the damsel in the hand, think it is burnt yellow, and now received in my hand will be white, what is the reason for this?” Deliberately thought for a while and said: “This is the mother’s hand is too white some, so reflect the silk yellow; now my hand black, so the yellow silk are reflected white.” Hearing this, the woman put a pair of eyes together with the hands of Weiyangsheng, phase for a while, Fang said: “Your husband’s honorable hands are not called black hands.” She said, “Your husband’s hand is not called a black hand.” She said, “I’m still speaking sternly, without the slightest hint of a smile. Sai Kunlun said: “His hand than ours is not called black, if compared to the damsel’s is not called white.” The woman said, “If the silk is white why don’t you buy it?” Weiyangsheng said, “This is a cheap hand reflecting white, so it can be seen that it is not really white. After all, only the same color as Auntie’s hand is a good silk. Please take out to see.” Sai Kunlun said: “There is no such white silk in the world, as long as the color of your face, it is overused.” Hearing this, the woman put her eyes on Weiyangsheng’s face and looked at him for a while before she looked happy. She smiled at him and said, “I am afraid there is no such white silk in the world.”
Do you know why he did not smile until now? Why did he not look at the woman before, but suddenly looked at her now? It turned out that the woman was nearsighted and could not see beyond a two-foot distance. At first, Weiyangsheng went in, only to say that it is an ordinary trading person, and then heard the word “acid”, only to realize that it is a showman. He also said that he was an ordinary person and did not look at him. Because it is a bit difficult to open your eyes to see people, you are not very concerned about meeting men. But all women, a little rain and clouds of heart, but with men are the same to do serious work, refused to relax over. If the woman is too heavy heart, eyes and can see far, see the beautiful man, can not keep immobile personal feelings? The integrity of life can not be completed. Therefore, there is a wonderful thing about the creation of the shape, the myopic eyes to give him, so that he, in addition to her husband, with your Pan An, Song Yu can not see clearly, it saves a lot of sins. Therefore, the myopic woman is more complete, less bad, always that pair of eyes will not cause trouble.
If this woman is not a few clever words to attract his eyes on the body, with you standing in front of the molestation to the evening, he only as in the clouds, where know. Just because the hands of a look, a look at the face, look at the heart of the flower, there are some open communication. To Weiyangsheng said: “Do you really buy it? If you really want to buy it, I have a good one in my room, take it out and see it.” Weiyangsheng said, “I’ve come all this way to find it, so I don’t see why I shouldn’t buy it. Take it out and look at it.” The woman went in for a while, and really took out a bundle of silk, and asked a maid to hold two bells of tea, and handed them to Sai Kunlun and Weiyangsheng to eat. Weiyangsheng did not dare to eat it all, left half a bell to do a turn to the master’s intention. The woman saw, and smiled at Weiyangsheng, before handing out silk. Weiyangsheng took the silk and pinched the woman while he was at it. The woman only pretends not to know, but also put her nails in Weiyangsheng’s hand pocket a little. Sei Kunlun said, “This bundle is really good, buy it.” He handed the silver bag to Weiyangsheng. Weiyangsheng weighed it according to his price and handed it to the woman.
The woman said: “This silver into ingots, I’m afraid it is not useful.” Weiyangsheng said, “If you don’t trust me, I’ll put the silk and silver over here, and I’ll clip open an ingot tonight to try him out. I’m not boasting, our silver is all the same on the inside and outside.” The woman said: “There is no need to do so, if it is not bad, we can still trade next time. Otherwise, we can only be a patron for a time.” Sai Kunlun took the silk and urged Wei Yangsheng to go back. Weiyangsheng on the way out, and then the woman instigated a few eyes, although the woman did not see, but also can understand the general idea, even the eyes closed as a thin slit, like a smile but not a smile look to send him.
Weiyangsheng went to the apartment and asked Sai Kunlun: “This thing has eight or nine points into, just how to go in tonight?” Sai Kunlun said: “I have inquired carefully, there is no second person in his house, only the maid, only eleven or twelve years old, fell asleep at night. His house is visible, and not a building, and not earth cave, just need me to carry you climb to his house, lift off a few pieces of tile, set off a rafter, do a from the sky down just.” Weiyangsheng said: “If he was also heard by his neighbors, we catch thieves up how to deal with?” Sai Kunlun said: “I’m around do not need to worry. Just one thing, the woman just said that I’m afraid that you are not useful, if you still do not make him happy, is the first time the patron. The words of my poor brother the day before yesterday have come true. You have to struggle yourself, do not let him down, only into a game, to the second or third game will not be allowed to go in.” Weiyangsheng said, “I will never do that, don’t worry, elder brother.”
The two laughed a game, can’t wait for the golden bird to go down in the west and the jade rabbit to rise in the east, so that they can do the entrance exam. But I don’t know how the examiner is a test method, must be out of the title to know the difference.
Commented: novel, allegory. The words said “allegory” is not the real thing. It can be known that this time to cut the dog’s kidney to make up for the human kidney is not a reason, cover said that the future behavior of Weiyangsheng, as much as the dog and swine things also. Judas the third time with the Sai Kunlun alliance, and to the brother of the thing, the cover said that its character ambition is still out of the thief under the also. All the words of deep hatred and pain, it is clear that he is a dog tortoise, thieves tortoise ear. The world shall not recognize the derogatory for praise, to false for real, that the dog can really cut and cut, the thief really can be handed over and handed over, so that the person who made the thief, but the slander of the figurine. This will make the person who is a thief be slandered by the one who made the figurine.
The ninth chapter: “Taking advantage of the strange and the beautiful, but holding a big gift”.
But said Quan honest wife, named Yanfang, is a village scholar’s daughter. Since childhood, he also taught him to read and write, sex very smart. Parents because of his outstanding appearance, refused to be easily promised. At the age of sixteen, there is an examination of the head of the student begged for the felling, his father expected him to have some success, so he promised him. Who wanted to do a year of marriage to die of a weak disease, Yanfang keep the anniversary, before remarrying to the right honest.
Although this woman is good sex, quite know the body, every see women have sex anonymous things, behind the back of the laugh him. Tasted to the female companion said: “We do not repair the previous life, do a woman, a life not out of the door, but by the line of things to spend a lifetime, is it good to be called a woman do not want to be good at sex? Just a husband and a woman is the generation of heaven and earth, parents with, and he is naturally appropriate to have fun. If you want to get along with another man, it is a violation of the rites of things, the husband knows to scold, the others know to talk about. And regardless of scolding or not scolding, talk about not talk about, but this thing is not to do just to do to be sure to do a like. After all, it is my husband, to do things body two undressed on the bed, head and brain, not panic to do, to do later only some wonderful. That panic in a hurry just to finish things hastily, do not ask in the trick or not in the trick, with the subject not with the subject, some of what is interesting. Moreover, when you are hungry, not point, point when not hungry, just like eating food and drink in general, hurt hunger and loss of satiety to become sick. The woman who walks the evil way, why not leave the eyes of the later lover to choose a son-in-law at the beginning. If you want to admire the name, pick an elegant; if you want to figure out the appearance, choose a beautiful; if you do not admire the name, do not want to figure out the appearance, but only to do the real thing in the room, only to find a spirit of health and strength of the courage of the natural not bad. Why lose your husband to find another?” Those female companions heard all said: “Come over the people, speak naturally different, every sentence kindly flavorful.”
How can I see that he is a person who has come over? When he was a daughter of the season, but also admire the fame, but also figure appearance, but also to do real work. Until he married the boy, talent also has a few points, appearance also has a few points, only that is all three kinds of repair, who would like to capital is short but, energy and support can not. Climbed up to the stomach had not been obscenely hot, to come down. Yanfang is a hard-working person, where he was willing to allow him to be lazy, not less than to make the Xing encouragement, and then to shrug and embrace him up. This is not good people, can not withstand a lot of exploitation, so not on a year on the death of weakness.
After some setbacks, he knew that the word “talent and appearance” is not useful, the three can not be combined rather than give up the virtual and take the real. So then choose a son-in-law, do not talent and appearance, only choose the spirit of health, strength and courage to prepare for the actual use of the matter. I saw Quan Laoshi, born rough and clumsy, energy like a wolf like a tiger, I know it is a useful material, so I married him without asking the rich and poor. At first, we only take the energy, I do not know how his equipment. I only said that a strong man, not necessarily with a long spear and axe to win, is a short, thin blade can also destroy the battlefield. Where I know is actually a spear, so Yanfang was overjoyed, since marrying him, dead heartedly rely on him, do not have the slightest delusion. Because of his business is very small, not much daily income, all day long for his silk, a daily income of one or two money, so the right to honestly be able to spend their days in leisure.
Just because that day when something, lifted the curtain and the opposite door of the woman to talk, not Yangsheng passed through the door, put him a close look twice. Because of his short-sightedness, he only saw a silhouette in front of the door over and over, but did not know what his face was like. Who would have thought that the woman at the other door had seen a likeness. The woman was in her thirties, her husband was also a silk seller, and Quan Laoshi went to sell with her, although not the original, but like a buddy. This woman’s face is ugly, but her sex is very lustful. First, because the signboard is not good, no one wants him; secondly, because her husband is fierce, slightly wrong, either hit or scold, so also cautious law, do not dare to act recklessly. That day, the Weiyangsheng see clearly, to wait for him to go, they walked across the street to Yanfang said: “Fangcai an absolutely beautiful man walking around, look at you twice. Do you know?” Yanfang said: “You know that my eyes can see people see, I sit here, which day there are not a few men look at me through the curtains, they will let him look at just. I know what he is doing.” The woman said: “Usually men, you such a character straight not to give up with him to see. Just this one, just wait for him to see three days and three nights is also willing.” Yanfang said: “Why do you say so, is there twelve points of talent is not?” The woman said, “More than twelve? As I see it, it’s a hundred and twenty points. I have been standing in front of the door all day long, and I have seen many people, and I have not seen such a beautiful one. The skin of the face, whatever you have, is not that kind of white. Eyebrows, eyes, nose, ears, that one is not born lovely? The body is so handsome that it looks like a figure made of silk. That is, the painting on the painting has this kind of beautiful, also has not this kind of floating. It’s really thought-provoking.”
Yanfang said: “Funny Damsel said so live. I do not believe that there is such a man in the world, there is such a man, he is from his own self, I self, think of him to do what?” The woman said: “You don’t want him, I see him so don’t want you, out of the spirit out of the wisdom, as if the soul of the general. To go and can not go, to stand and afraid of others know. I had no choice but to walk over for a while, and then walk around again. When I was leaving, I went to see you again. Do you think it’s pitiful? You have not seen, naturally do not want him, I saw him, on behalf of you suffer from lovesickness.” Yanfang said: “I’m afraid that his kind of light is not for me, is for you. Your own lovesickness is not good to say, have to deliberately put me to be famous.” The woman said: “I good face, he is willing to for me? In fact, it is for Auntie, Auntie do not believe, he will have to come to walk through, I see him from afar, I will tell Auntie. Auntie put her body to stand outside, one to look at him, two to wait for him to also look at you.” Yanfang said, “Let’s wait until he passes by.”
The woman said a lot of words, before passing. Yanfang to the second or third day, but also pay attention to see, do not want to after many days, and then do not see to come, but also thrown away. Until this day, to buy silk, saw this beautiful face, naturally recalled the previous words. Waiting for him to go, thought to myself, the day before yesterday is not this person? On his appearance, he is really the first man, but I do not know how the internal talent. He just had a coincidental words, said today on the clip open to try him a try, although it is said silver, is double open two intention. In case tonight really come, I still refuse the good, accept the good? Lifelong reputation, bad or not bad, in this moment settled, can not not be self-consideration.
As she was hesitating, she saw the woman at the opposite door come over and say, “Ma’am, do you recognize the person who bought the silk just now?” Yanfang said, “I don’t recognize him.” The woman said, “That’s the man I was talking about the day before yesterday. Don’t you understand that there is no other man in the world as beautiful as this?” Yanfang said, “He is indeed beautiful. Just a little too thin, not like a gentleman.” The woman said, “Auntie has come back to moralizing again. There is no decent man in the world who is willing to come to see a woman. We just take the character, and do not want him to weigh, regardless of his lightness.” Yanfang said: “Yes is this and so on, but in front of people should also be more stable then good. Just made a lot of molestation, thanks to my master is not at home, if still at home, see how?” The woman said: “How to molest you? Tell me.” Yanfang said: “always not mature, say what he does.”
The woman is a very obscene, heard the word “molestation”, I do not know how to embrace him to kiss, pulling him to do things, do not feel the head wagging, hand on Yanfang body left pinch a hand, right to knock a bit, to be sure that he said. Yanfang was wrapped up in him, back to him: “Fang was two people, came in together, is there anything else? Molestation is just talking between the eyes, do something to hook people mean.” The woman said, “This and so on, you should also show some good intentions to answer him.” Yanfang said, “I’ve hooked him without scolding him! What else can I say to him?” The woman said, “This is your lack of love. Don’t blame me for saying, if such a beautiful woman, he such a beautiful man, really born in a pair, born in a pair, should be matched as husband and wife. Even if we can’t be a couple, we should still get along and fulfill our wishes. I don’t think Master Quan is the right person for you, but it’s a shame to see a flower stuck in a pile of cow dung. If he is here, I will come over to matchmaking for you, if you do a good job or two, it is not a waste of human life.”
While he was talking, Yanfang while calculating, look at this woman’s heart love him very much, I have to do this thing, he lives in the opposite door, if not to put some sweet to him, he will not be bad for my business? I don’t know what that man’s ability is like, why don’t we let him do it once, just as if we were giving him an exam. If the ability is good, I then on the field, not afraid of such ugly woman took my favor; if the ability is not good, I’ll be a seizure, drive him out that is, still have not been bad reputation, how not good? The idea has been decided, then said to him: “I actually do not do this kind of thing, if he comes back, but do not want to matches for me, to wait for me to do for my wife, and so you two do a few good things how?” The woman said, “No shit. I don’t mean to say that Auntie’s words may not be out of the original intention, even if out of the original intention, I am so ugly where he is willing to want? If Auntie has good intentions, unless you two get off the hand, one or two times after I intentionally bumped into, Auntie just say sorry, pull me also do a time. This is still possible.” Yanfang said: “This is not a lie, there is a practice here. I was just pestered by him, but to refuse him and can not let go of his face, he just left the season to say a word of coincidence, tonight will be touched to the unknown. Now your man and my man have gone to buy and sell together, but there is no one here, so you should lock the door tonight and come to my side to sleep. Blow out the light in advance, and wait for me to hide in the dark. If he really comes, you will pretend to be me and sleep with him. If he does come, you can pretend to be me and sleep with him. He won’t know it’s you in the dark, and he’ll just think he’s doing me a favor and saving my reputation, so I won’t lose out. What’s not to like?” The woman said, “So you promised him to come? Now my heart is tickled by your words, I can’t resign even if I want to. Just one thing, why did you allow him to come and refuse to work with him? There is no such thing as a virtuous woman?” Yanfang said: “It is not that I am not kind, I have to do this to cover up things. I am not hiding from you, ma’am, the taste of the room, I also tasted through. If you have the ability, you can also drive my own man not on. I have eaten a big feast of some of the Sudong Road do not see eye, meat not meat not vegetarian, rather than not eat the wonderful. So I refuse to tired of this false name.” The woman said: “Your idea I know, right master’s money is a party famous, you were a big noise head noise, I’m afraid that the noise week shoes of the small noise, ruffled not to the adult shoes, so I want to be a scout, for you to explore the news. I don’t think there is any cost to me in this matter. Just one thing, also want to wait for me to do a like intention, do not in the head of the critical, you and his own rushed to the battlefield, so that I can not go in and out. Since ancient times, ‘fasting monks are not as good as buried alive’, this sentence you have to remember.” Yanfang said: “I think there is no such thing as luck, you can rest assured.”
The two discussed and decided, just waiting for the deadline to act. This is also the ugly woman a moment of fortune, served this beautiful job. A cluster of new remodeling out of the head of the clamor, is his pair of leather shoes clamor up. If you want to know how wide or narrow it is, you will see it in a few moments when you are clamoring.
Tenth: Listening to the first voice to know the strongest enemy, leaving room for true talent.
The woman was full of joy when she was given this beautiful job. She looked for a few pieces of silk baggage and brought them with her, so that she could wipe off her lustful water when she was working, so that she would not wet the bedding of other people’s houses. When it was time to light the lamp, she locked the door and walked across the street.
Yanfang deliberately coaxed him: “Tonight is actually a false appearance, he just sent a letter, said he was criticized to eat wine, can not get out. He also wants to make another appointment. Auntie, please go back.” The woman heard, anxious fire in the eyes, smoke in the nose. And blame Yanfang did not send a letter to transfer, forced him to come tonight, but also suspected that Yanfang first lost his mouth to promise, and now can not afford to let people, to drive people back, their own use. Complained for a while, Yanfang laughed and said: “I am coaxing you. Now I want to come again, only to make a point with his officers is.” First burn a pot of hot water, with the woman cleaned the lower body, and then take a spring collapse, spread in the bed across the head, their own sleep, so as to listen to their officers. Tell the woman to close the door, quietly stand behind the door, if he comes to knock gently, you hear a knock on the door, let him in. Do not let him knock more than once, lest the people next door should hear him. And when he is let in, bolt the door, and go to bed with him. But speak softly with him, lest he recognize you. The woman obeyed. Yanfang went to sleep. The woman went to the front door to wait on him.
Waiting for more than a day, do not see movement, only to go into the room, was about to ask Yanfang, do not want to be in the dark, someone embraced him kissing. The woman only said that Yanfang pretending to be a man and he made fun of, reached out to touch his crotch. Only to reach down, there is an overwhelming thing hand bumped, only to realize that I am. Just put on a delicate voice to ask: “heart, where did you come in from?” Weiyangsheng said: “From the beam down.” The woman said, “What a skill. Now go to bed and sleep.” The two of them undressed themselves. Weiyangsheng had not finished undressing, the woman had already stripped naked and slept on the bed. Weiyangsheng climbed up to his belly, to touch his two feet on the shoulders, do not want to find again. Where I know since the bed time has been high in the half-day, offering pussy, just waiting for the penis to come in.
Weiyangsheng thought, I did not expect this woman is actually such an obscene thing, in that case, those gentle family numbers are not used, only to reward him a downward spiral. On the lower body lifted up, from the pussy more than a foot high, and lifted up the penis toward the next attack. The woman was like killing pigs and cried out, “Ah ah! Can’t. Please take it easy.” Weiyangsheng put two hands for him to open the pussy, slowly and gently rubbing hard to rub for a long time, only into an inch of the glans, the rest of the outside can not penetrate. Weiyangsheng again raised his penis toward the attack. The woman cried out again and said: “I can’t do it! I beg you to use some greedy saliva.” Weiyangsheng said: “Only get small official with that thing, how can there be with the woman officer to use greedy saliva reason? This example can not be broken, or dry to get is.” Raise the penis and downward straight attack. The woman said: “can not, if you are not willing to make an exception, please pull out, to be my own use some.” Weiyangsheng heard, then pulled out the penis, listen to his own use. The woman stretched out her palm, spat on a lot of spittle, opened up her pussy, poured half of it in, and put the rest on her penis. She said to Wei Yang Sheng: “Now it’s all right, slowly get it in.”
Weiyangsheng want to show their skills, refused to relax, put two hands to hold his two shares, ringing sound, will be transformed into a growing penis all things attacked into. The woman shouted up again: “how you readers are so rough, regardless of the death of people, a get to the end? Now in the head with not, quickly take some out.” Weiyangsheng said: “Inside can not, is now outside not? Should only ask him to move some, do not sit on the bench is.” So he started to move. At first a few times, the woman was not affordable, each sent once, called a “ah ah”, sent to the number of hundreds, it is not seen then sound. Sent to a hundred outside, the woman will have unlimited tawdry do out, unlimited obscene voice call out, so that people can not hold, only a burst of tight as a burst, to urge him to throw over their own good loss of meaning. Who would like that woman some treachery, obviously lost twice, asked him, only said “never”. Why not tell the truth? Only because he is a substitute, I’m afraid that Yanfang heard, said that his heart is finished, to account for. Weiyangsheng recognized as the truth, no longer dare to lose. Later on, I couldn’t hold back and threw it once. After I threw it, I couldn’t stop, but I didn’t have the courage to go forward.
The woman saw that the penis balked, so she asked: “Have you lost it?” Weiyang was afraid to laugh at his skills are not good, only to say “never”. At first, not asked first, a soft one, since asked this, even like a student to sleep, was beaten by Mr., that the spirit of the study than not sleep when more than double, so a series of hundreds of pumping does not stop a stop. The woman screamed: “My heart, I lost, I’m going to die! Don’t move today, just hold me and sleep.” Only then did Weiyangsheng stop, and embraced her to sleep soundly. Originally, although the woman’s face is ugly, but also thanks to a pair of small feet; although the skin is black, but not very rough, so the night can not be recognized as a double.
But Yanfang hid in the bed across the head, listening carefully. At first, I saw the woman screaming pain and suffering, can not get in, I know that his dick grows, can be used. And see his dry method in the line, pumping degrees, unlike no origin. And see him dry to the middle, slack for a while, although some contempt, and then see him reorganize the army, more courageous than at the beginning of the hand, the heart of the great joy: “This seems to be clearly the prima donna of the women, the color of the fly will be, I lose my body today with him can also have no regrets. Want to take advantage of his rest to drill into the quilt to go, say a clear, but also afraid that he is in the dark do not see the face of the woman, only that he is like me, but also want to go to get him, the situation of men after a long battle, if not to the posture to move him, may not be able to hook again. Quietly went to the closet, take up the fire, first drew a few scoops of water, in the pot below the point of a grass handle burning, and then take the candlelight into the room. The tent was lifted, and the sheep was uncovered, saying: “Which one is the traitor? Late at night to break into the house to rape the woman, what is the reason? Quickly get up and tell us!
Weiyangsheng suddenly woke up in his sleep, only to say that it is his husband hiding at home, deliberately waiting for his wife to sleep with me, came to catch adultery, want my silver, scared teeth fighting. And then looked up, is the woman who did the night. I thought to myself, is there another one in his house? Lowering his head to the woman sleeping with a look, only to realize that it is a very ugly woman. A face of black mangy hemp, a head of burnt short hair, the color is like a ham has not been peeled and washed in general. He was shocked and said, “Which one is this?” The woman said: “Don’t be alarmed, I am a scout for him, living in the opposite door. That day, you walked in front of the door, and you said is me. He said that although you look good, I’m afraid that the look is not useful, afraid of tired of him to steal the name of the man, so I begged me to try you a try. Now I think I’ve met the right type, you sleep with him. I should sleep over here and ask for some more rewards. Just next to the people who are not good, you two will not be able to do it, not if I go home to sleep.” After saying this, he got up, only wearing a collar jacket, a pair of pants, the rest of the clothes and skirts of objects are hanging on the arm, brought back. When he was leaving, he said to Weiyangsheng: “Although my appearance is ugly, it is also a credit to you. This matter is I talk about, tonight with you sleep this time, one is the aunt’s good will, two is also the marriage in a past life. Later, if you have free time, you can still sleep with me, don’t be very unfeeling.” After saying this, she bowed a few times to Yanfang and thanked the host before going out.
Weiyangsheng such as drunkenness, such as a dream, if not Sai Kunlun stimulate me to remodeling, today came in and had to do a Qin state to go to the examination of Su Qin, do not hit the article, for nothing to drive out. Yanfang sent the woman to go, the door closed into the room, to not Yangsheng said: “I know that you put me tonight, but, especially looking for a double to wait for you, you are now an officer with him, but also eliminated my account, but not out, what to do here?” Weiyangsheng said: “Not only can not eliminate the account, but also to add your crime, now it is already midnight, quickly go to bed to sleep.” Yanfang said: “You and get up and put on the clothes, to do an important thing, so that we can sleep together.” Weiyangsheng said: “In addition to this one, what else is important?” Yanfang said: “You do not care, only climb up.” After saying this, she went under the cupboard and drew the hot water that was warm at first into a bucket, and put it in front of the bed. She said to Weiyangsheng: “Get up quickly and wash your body, don’t put the nastiness of others on me.” Weiyangsheng said, “That makes sense. It is indeed an important matter. I did not only have sex with him, but also kissed with him, if so, I should also rinse my mouth.” I was about to ask him to fetch a bowl to draw water, but I didn’t want to sit in the bucket with a bowl of hot water, and on the bowl there was a toothbrush. Weiyangsheng thought, good Zhouzhi woman, if not this, is a pickle (moon Zanzan) woman, do not ask the clear and turbid.
Yanfang waited for him to rinse off, and then washed her lower body herself. His lower body has been cleaned with the woman at first, why wash up again? To know that he sleeps in the bed to listen to his officer season, inevitably there is lewd water out, I’m afraid of not Yangsheng touch to sneer at him, so wash again. Washed a wet hand towel wiped, and took out a new sweatband in the box, placed on the pillow. Only then did he blow out the lamp and sit on the bed. Weiyangsheng embrace in the arms, while kissing, while for him to take off his clothes. Just see two breasts pinch to not on a hand, put to go even full chest, always delicate and tender, there is no block lei inside the original reason. And then take off his pants, touching the pubic, its proud tender and peaks of the same. Weiyangsheng put him to sleep. First take a pair of small feet on the shoulders, and then lift the lower body, also like the way to get the ugly woman far from pounding into it, to wait for him to suffer first, and only later feel happy. I don’t want to pound in Yanfang heart only do not know the general. Weiyangsheng thought, Sai Kunlun’s words word for word, if there is no power honestly thick and long things, how can there be this wide yin? If I have not been transformed, I can only be a grain of barn, how can I peek at its bottom? Now the army is not enough to defeat the enemy, all depends on the formation. He took the pillow under his head to cushion under the waist, and then according to the art of war with him to dry up.
Yanfang had not been to the benefit, but saw him take the pillow down, and no longer take a pillow with him, I know this person is a Guanjia. Taking a pillow to cushion the waist is a common practice in coitus, how can we see that is a Guanjia? You must know that coitus between a man and a woman is no different from military maneuvers, and that only those who are good at fighting the enemy can use the military. Men know the depth of the woman to know the advance and retreat. The woman knows the man’s strengths and weaknesses before she knows how to meet him. This is called “Knowing the enemy and knowing yourself is the only way to win a hundred battles.” The length of a man’s penis varies, and the depth of a woman’s pussy varies. If a woman’s pussy is shallow, she will not be able to use her very long penis. Pumping the time must be left with the intention of not exhausting. If all the root straight into, the woman is not only not happy, but also pain. How can a man be happy alone? If the pussy born deep, we have to use a very long thing, a little shorter will not help. Just how to grow up to come between the penis, we have to use the method of complementary. Below the waist above the stock, must be a thing lined, so that the mare high open, in order to the yang, it is easy to send the longitudinal in the end. Therefore, the method of padding waist, only short yin deep yang can be used, not to say that the pillow is the line room must be things. So the man’s penis short can be healed, small can not be healed. Instead of small and long, no rather big and short. Warlocks for Wei Yang Sheng remodeling, only to seek its big, not to make it long, is this reason.
Now Yanfang’s deep and Weiyangsheng’s short, so take a pillow and cushion it underneath. Is it not a habitual family? This kind of reasoning in the world people still know, as to take the pillow pad in the waist below, but not to take other things with the woman pillow, this kind of law know-how no one see through. Women have a thing under the waist, if there is also a thing under the head, then a section of the upper body is only more than two feet long, raised at both ends, the middle of the concave, as if the woman’s body is detained in the bottom, the top of the pressure on a man, you say he is not bored, hard or not hard? Moreover, the woman pillow pillow, the face is not inevitably with the opposite, mouth and lips and men are not right, very not easy to kiss. Men to kiss must be bowed down to the body; women to kiss, must be up to the neck toward the top. In the way of a pillow, how much effort, so when the officer, no matter whether the cushion waist not cushion waist, always under the neck of the thing broken to stay him. Will officer, will do, will push the pillow over one side, so that his temples stick to the mat, Zhu lips face day, none of the features and limbs are not with the men. The upper and lower holes are different from other limbs, not only do they fit together, but they also fit together, not only do they fit together, but they also go in and out of each other. The man’s jade stag enters into the woman’s vagina, and the woman’s tongue enters into the man’s mouth, so that he may also have the advantage of one thing. Then the pleasure will be equalized, and there will be no more than enough.
Weiyangsheng put one hand to take the pillow down, then put one hand to support his head and neck, settled in the seat, so that the face is not crooked and evil, to pre for kissing the mouth place. So Yanfang secretly happy, know that he is accustomed to home. Weiyangsheng cushion waist, re-raise the small feet on the shoulders, the two hands against the seat, put out the ability to do their best to pumping. Every time he draws, he must pull out half; every time he sends, he must reach the root. But it was just one thing, the pumping was so fast, but the resisting was so slow. Why? He was afraid to go down into the pussy in a hurry, I’m afraid that the neighbors hear, get into trouble, so do not dare to let go. Dry for a while, that pussy inside gradually compact up, unlike the first dry section of the sweat boundless. Weiyangsheng know is the dog kidney attack, the reason why the penis is big up. I don’t feel the spirit of a hundred times, pumping the degree of more and more closely.
Yanfang at first did not move, until this time only to twist the body a few times, called out: “heart liver, some good fun to come.” Weiyangsheng said: “My good meat, just dry the beginning, where there is good fun? Let’s wait for me to do it later and see if you like it or not. Just one thing, I do not like to do dumb things, have to make the inside sound, only feel the excitement. But your house is narrow, I’m afraid the neighbors hear, not good to let go, but how to do?” Yanfang said, “It doesn’t matter. On one side is the open space, on the other side is someone’s kitchen, no one sleeps. You can rest assured that you can do it.” Weiyangsheng said, “This is good.” After that, the drying method was the opposite of the previous one, pumping slowly and sending it in sharply. Send in the season, just like a beggar playing rib bricks, want to intentionally make people hear good pity to see him in general.
After a while, Yanfang’s sex was so strong that she was screaming “heart, son” and her mare was overflowing with lust. Weiyangsheng saw that his momentum was so strong that he wanted to wipe him dry and dry him again, so he reached out for a sweat towel. I didn’t want to touch it, but Yanfang snatched it away from him and didn’t allow him to wipe it off. What was the reason for this? Originally, his nature is not like to do dumb things, and Weiyangsheng’s preferences are slightly the same, but whenever the officer, the more lewd water, the louder the sound feels smooth and bright. So he usually officers with the flow of the following horizontal straight flow, the body are immersed in the inside, and do not allow the husband wipe, straight to the end of the matter, simply sit up, wipe all over the body clean. This is his life’s hobby. Weiyangsheng see him refused to wipe, realize this reason, than before more loud get up. And turn heaven and earth dry for a while, Yanfang tightly embrace said: “heart liver, I want to lose. You sleep with me.” Weiyangsheng want to ride the ability, but also refused to lose. Yanfang said, “I know what you are capable of, it’s not just a name. Now you refuse to stop, get a night, against two women, but also thanks to you. You can save some energy to do it again tomorrow night. Don’t ruin people, so that I can’t enjoy it.” Weiyangsheng see him these words to say pain people, then tightly embrace, and pumped some. Only then did the two finish together. After finishing, I didn’t say a few words, and the sky was already bright. Yanfang was afraid that if he went out late, he would be seen by people, so she had to urge him to get up and put on her own clothes to send him out.
Since then, Weiyangsheng dawn to night, are from the door in and out, and no longer do not do the gentleman on the beam. There are also several times can not part, even the days are hidden in the home. Yanfang only pushed sick, do not go out to open the door. Two people in broad daylight, not wearing, each other look at the snow white skin, wantonly its lust. The door of the ugly woman every couple of nights to come over a time, not good enough to refuse him, but also from time to time embellished, but can not be full of their desire, but only to avoid resentment only. Around the neighborhood there are a few heard some noise, they only said that Sai Kunlun himself to rape him, no longer want to be working for others. Before the night, the families are closed, regardless of the outside gossip, lest Sai Kunlun annoyed him in the way, to go along to count him. So a dozen nights of sleep, without the slightest alarm. Until after the return of Quan Laoshi, only after the trail was broken.
Sai Kunlun is afraid that the young heart of Weiyangsheng, get into trouble, even in the daytime also banned him, not allowed to go to the door to spy. Rather than do their own bride, all day long to buy silk for him to pass the message. Quan honestly a few times at home, only said that the business patron, usually with his wife trading habitual, he stood on the side, with his two talk, a loyal to the end, not to treat people with treachery. This is called the right honesty. Beginning to believe that the world’s mixed name is exactly the same. Unlike the family to take the table virtue, only choose good words to call. The world to choose the method of friendship, do not have to look at their behavior, to see their behavior, only ask what this person is called a mixed name, we know that the hand over can not be handed over also.
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Flesh Pope, Volume 3, JUE HOU ZEN – AUTUMN
Li Yu (1611-1680), a writer on the lake, wrote
The eleventh time, a hole in the wall hero spends money and a couple becomes a married couple.
The poem reads: “Heroes never count the shade of green, and once they meet their friends, they will spend money. There are also many distinguished guests, what is it about friends that I don’t miss?
Yanfang and Weiyangsheng slept for more than ten nights, the kind of rain and clouds of private love is dense, was her husband back to interrupt the good things, bitter. In my heart, I thought, I first said that men in the world, talent and appearance and practical matters can never be both, so I went to the talent and appearance, and only take practical matters. I took this stupid thing as a treasure, and worked hard all day long to help him do his job. There is no way to know that there are three men in the original, if I do not meet this talented man, in vain to do a lifetime of beauty. Now the past days can not be traced, but how can we waste the time later? Since ancient times, “the bright people do not do dark things”, do not do women’s bad reputation already, since the bad reputation, it is better to do a break, so as to save the body surnamed Zhang belly surnamed Li. I always say that never the woman, have the eyes of the red whore, Zhuo Wenjun’s guts, before you can steal a man. Stealing only once in life, a steal to the end, and even that steal the word behind also corrected, is a heroine. Moreover, the “lust run” two words originally inseparable, both to lust to run, if the measure later run can not, it would be better to save those sins, to do a chaste and not two people, how not good? Why do you want to exchange your honor and life for a moment of pleasure?
The idea is finalized, then write a letter to send with Weiyangsheng, about to elope. When he was in his mother’s house, he was very fond of reading and writing, but because he married a businesswoman, he lost his pen, so he wrote a book like talking. Book cloud:
Since you didn’t come, I can’t swallow my food. I can barely eat a third of it. Now I have made up my mind to follow you for life. You can take care of it quickly, or you can bother Sai Kunlun to come in and steal me, or I can be Hongfu to come and run to you. As long as you set a date, where to wait for me, so as not to be at odds with each other. I am so glad to see you.
If you are worried about the disaster, hesitation dare not do this dangerous thing, is a thin resentful negative people, can write a book back to me, from now on, no friendship. If you see me again, I will bite your meat and eat it as pork and dog meat.
I can’t say enough, but I’ll just send this to you.
I wrote this book and stood in front of the door, and when I saw Sai Kunlun walking by, I paid him to take it to him. And I am afraid that Weiyangsheng timid, do not dare to take this risk, and then have a plan: all day long to find right and wrong, and Quan Laoshi quarrel, so that he can not be compatible, so as to do Zhu Baichen’s story. All day long, only to push the sick, not a single silk, even tea and rice have to be cooked by her husband. Get up every morning, cursing to the evening before stopping, as for the officer, the means to manipulate the ex-husband from the new release, to send him on his way, so that he can marry all three kinds of husbands. Quan Laoshi see him in the day hate suspected but, only to do their best to flatter, hoping to redeem the crime. Who thought that the night’s work can not make up for the day’s faults, climbed out of bed, on a different face, a husband like a wolf like a tiger in less than two months, worn to the bone as thin as wood, sickly to die. Neighbors saw each injustice, but fear Sai Kunlun, do not dare to say.
Quan Laoshi saw his wife has always been at ease and thoughtful, suddenly changed, know that he must be the reason, in front of the neighbors to ask for information, said, “I go out of the season, there has been someone in my home to and from it?” Neighbors at first only push not know, and then see him cross-examination, and pity him is a loyal person, the future will die in the hands of adulterous women, had to say: “There is a person in your home to move around, but do not mess with him, if he messed with him there will be untoward disaster.” Quan honestly said: “What person? What kind of person is he?” Neighbor said: “is the world famous, everyone is afraid, used to do God thief Sai Kunlun. In the old days in front of your door passed by, saw your mother beautiful, came and asked us to say ‘which one’s wife’, we said it is your order is. He also said, ‘If such a wife marries such a husband, do they get along well with each other’, and we said that they were very compatible with each other. Later, when I saw you go out to sell goods, I came and asked, ‘How many days will it take for Quan Laoshi to come back’, and we only said that you had gone to sell silk, and that it would take more than ten days for you to come back. I do not want that day onwards, your home night and day like someone talking, if it were someone else, we would be good to come out to audit, you know the head of the taiyou can move the earth? If you don’t want to mess with him, you still have to take care of him, not to mention the fact that there is a person who doesn’t come to disturb him. And the law does not have a neighbor to catch adultery, so by his own self to come, stayed a dozen nights, until you came back before breaking the road. I said that I would say to you, but only in the belly, do not leak out, inviting disaster. Even in front of your Zheng, we should only hold back, not to say anything. I’m afraid of leaking news, harming your life.”
Quan honestly said, “I see. Since I have been instructed to do so, how could I dare to divulge it? But he will eventually sunset in my hands, when I hold him, kill the head of the time, I beg all the high neighbors to help me a arm.” Neighbors said: “This is all (not dog) words, since ancient times, ‘take the thief to take the stolen goods, take the adultery to take the double’, he did a lifetime of thieves, have not been taken with the stolen goods, is it adultery on you to take the double not? You are being raped by him, will one day be led away by him, only to ensure that the trousseau is not lost is enough.” Quan honestly said: “How can I see this?” The neighbor said, “Don’t you know his usual tactics? Even if you have high walls and thick walls, he can still get in, let alone your few huts. In the end, he got in and took him away. As long as the person is taken away by him, how can the property in the house not be used for trousseau? You must be on your guard.” When Quan Laoshi heard this, he knelt down and begged his neighbor for advice to avoid the disaster. Neighbors pity him for his urgency, they all calculate on his behalf. Some advised him to take his wife away from him and stop the root of the trouble; some taught him to take his wife and move to a faraway place. Among them, there was a sophisticated one who said, “This is not an idea. Although he has the article, he has not caught the evidence. What is the subject of his repudiation? Sai Kunlun is not familiar with any part of the road, so if you move there, he will also find it. This is not a good idea. In my humble opinion, the only way to do it is to make a mistake. Since your wife doesn’t want to rely on you, it’s useless to stay at home. Why don’t you sell her for some money? If you sell her to someone else, you will never go. Even if Sai Kunlun knows about it, he will blame you for breaking his love and will come to take revenge. Why don’t we sell it to him? Since he loves your Zheng, he may be willing to pay one or two hundred taels. You take this silver over to get a woman to take care of the family, naturally, not to invite disaster. And get a person and to ensure that do not break the wealth, is not it convenient?” Quan Laoshi said: “This plan is very good. But I am not good to say, must be another to speak to him on the good, how about that one of you are willing to help me out?” Neighbors said: “If you are willing to do so may be with the matter, but after the sale, you can not create a problem, saying that we are with the adulterers and thieves, occupy your wife, which can not be used.” Quan Laoshi said: “If I can do it, my life and family are all thanks to all of you to protect, how can I dare to do this negative thing?” The people listened to the discretion of a talking, about the next day to find Sai Kunlun talk.
But it is said that Wei Yang Sheng since the goodbye with Yanfang, the disease of lovesickness, all day long, sleep and food. He wanted to go to Sai Kunlun to abduct him, but he was afraid that his husband would catch him; he wanted to lead him far away, but he also remembered that he had not been able to get his hands on the two special women, so he could not afford to lose them far away. I was hesitant. Later, I saw Yanfang’s book was written with great passion, so I had to make up my mind. He begged Sai Kunlun to abduct him, willing to lead him to a faraway place, so that his husband could not be searched. Sai Kunlun said: “If you are willing to do so, it would be good. But Quan Laoshi is a poor man, no wife, where can still afford. Where the human condition has fallen to the extreme, there is a fear of life, can not not think of a step back for the victim. Unless with a hundred taels of silver thrown in his home, and then abducted people, so that he lost a, good to reclaim a, this is to do so I do not lose the hero’s true colors.” Weiyangsheng said: “Although this plan is good, just little brother travel bag shy, set up not come. How?” Saikunlun said: “wise brother do not need to worry, I did a lifetime of heroes, if you can not put together the gold, how dare you say that the words of righteousness! To silver are in my body, you can write a letter back to him, no time limit, as long as the right honestly not at home I will go to abduct him out.”
Weiyangsheng was very happy, wrote down the book tie, also do not need to literature and theory of the abstruse, only a few shallow words back to him, so that he did not have to bother to understand. The book cloud:
Don’t get two months, but like decades, all day long sleep and food are wasted, fulfillment of Kunlun to ask him to try, he was afraid that the intention is not resolved, so do not dare to act lightly. Because it seems to Za, began to know that hook my heart is as solid as iron this has been a force to be resigned to carry on.
The Red Image is a very dangerous thing to do, so do not do it. He is the only one who can do the job of red image. The day the guards leave home is the day Chang’e will leave the moon. I will give you good news soon so that you can do something about it.
It would be inappropriate to say anything else, but this is my reply.
Sai Kunlun took this book sent to Yanfang, then take 120 silver, pre-sealed, so as to temporarily bring. After two days, suddenly saw his neighbor came to say: “right honest business folded, the day to give not enough, can not feed his wife, to resell with others, I think you are generous, have a free meal to feed people, but also be willing to help the poor and the needy, so special to make a deal. I beg you to accumulate a virtue, one to pull this woman out, so that he does not starve to death; two to make the right honest to get some bride price, so that business to make a living. It is a very convenient thing.” Sai Kunlun heard secretly thought, there is such a strange thing? I was about to go to count him, and he asked someone to sell with me. Or maybe he knows something, know that I work for someone, expect not to be able to get out of the trap, so come on this road is not known. In that case, I want to buy secretly rather than openly. I asked my neighbor, “Since he is poor and wants to sell his wife, I don’t know if his wife is willing to go?” The neighbor said, “He is suffering at home, and he is eager to go out. Why wouldn’t she be willing to go?” Sai Kunlun said, “How much money and gifts does he want?” The neighbor said, “He wants to ask for 200 taels. If he can’t, he will be willing to pay more than 100 taels.” Sai Kunlun said, “In that case, it will be 120 taels.”
Neighbors see him promised, went to call Quan Laoshi personally come to trade. Sai Kunlun’s first intention was to teach Weiyangsheng to be the recipient. Later, I thought, my reputation everyone is afraid, do not dare to fight with me in the lawsuit. If I tell him to be famous, there will be lawsuits later. So I didn’t mention Weiyangsheng, and only said that I wanted to do it myself. Quan honestly went to write a marriage certificate, fingerprints, neighbors bet on the name of the flower, handed over to Sai Kunlun. Sai Kunlun took out the envelope of silver, exactly these numbers, and don’t take ten taels, sent to the neighbor as a matchmaking money. The same day on the commission sedan chair, Yanfang carried over, also do not make the not-yangsheng know. Until he found the next house, set up the bed tent guys, before preparing flowers and candles, the two of them into the bridal chamber. Although the friendship of Uncle Bao, the chivalry of the gnarled beard, but so. But it is a pity that the title is wrongly recognized, so it can not be counted as a hero.
In the twelfth chapter, the kowtow was the only way to make a good deed, and the jealousy was the only way to make a good heart.
Weiyangsheng and Yanfang made husband and wife, the two day and night as much as possible happy. After Yanfang came to the door, the menstrual water came once and had a fetus. Weiyangsheng rejoiced, thinking that the words of the magician is not true, and generally will give birth to children, the root of this tool for pleasure is to fall into the transformation. To four or five months, Yanfang’s belly is gradually larger, when the room is not inevitably in the way, can not be as desired. Yanfang then instructed Weiyangsheng, taught him to delay for a few hours, to maintain the energy, to give birth to a good after the big move, do not waste the spirit. From then on, the two of them stayed in separate rooms.
Weiyangsheng sleeps alone in the study, can not help but be quiet, and then to do the separation. I thought to myself, I see the woman, only those two do not see the name of the woman is a great color, and I newly married this one can stand on top of each other. But I don’t know where they are, I can’t find them anywhere. I have no choice but to choose one out of the book, to save the current emergency. I hid from Yanfang and closed the door of the study, took out the booklet to read it carefully.
Turned a name called Xiang Yun. Criticize his criticism although not many sentences, slightly thicker than others. This is clearly the first class of the first name, than the most beautiful women stop competing for a room also.
Criticism of the cloud: this woman’s color is more than beautiful, the state has more research. Light does not leave marks, limbs can be on the palm of the hand; delicate non-intentional, just like in the painting. Because of the wind to smell the fragrance, like a flower gas; from the side to listen to the wonderful language, not counting the warbler spring. It is a clang in the color, and a delicate one in the boudoir. The high level of plucking, in order to crown the group of gestures.
Weiyangsheng read the words, recalling his face. I remembered that it was a person outside of twenty, within thirty, charming, from the past, I felt a fragrance, and smoked in the clothes, with different on the body. After I went there, I found a fan by the incense burner, and I knew that he had left it behind. Weiyangsheng thought for a few days to track him, because later met the special, left him behind. At this time, flipping through the not feel rekindled, the following small words to check carefully, to see where he lives. The original and their own place is the same name of an alley, the heart is very happy, busy going out to ask people.
There was no way to know that this woman was his next-door neighbor. Only one wall separated the study from his bedroom. Her husband was called “XuanXuanZi”, a scholar with a high level of talent and a short line of work, and was in his fifties. His ex-wife had died, and Xiang Yun was his step-mother. XuanXuanZi outside of the pavilion, once or twice a month to come back to stay, the rest of the days are in the pavilion to stay and rest.
Weiyangsheng visited the real, secretly happy heart, this is clearly the marriage of the past life, God sent me to live in this place with him for fun. Busy back home, while thinking of strategies, while looking at the situation. Although the wall outside the study is not high, it is separated by a house and cannot be jumped over. Study inside the wall is a sandwich brick, and there are whitewash powder on top, a move there are traces, and not good chiseling holes. Cun thought for a while to do to climb the beam on the house. Tilted his head up to look carefully, only to see the head of the house on the hill there are three feet high and five feet wide piece, is a brick wall is not built, with the board wall paved with the end. The heart is happy that there is a gap to take advantage of, and do not need to think about going up to the house. Just pry away a few pieces of the board wall, the brick wall above can jump over, what is difficult to do?
Pick up a ladder leaning against the wall, and then to the bookcase to take out a pair of guys, outside is a paper box, paper box inside the knife, axe, saw, chisel, the name is called “ten pieces of head”. Weiyangsheng since the purchase of a piece of back have not been used, only that it is useless things. However, he did not know that there were no abandoned things in the world, and that the woman he wanted to steal from was actually using him. With this set of guys climbed up the ladder, the board wall to see also happy to have a seam can be found, the first with a small file will be filed on top of the crossbar two points so that the sled down the section of the board without obstacles. Then use a small chisel to put into the slit force a sled, has come down a piece. Sled down three pieces in a row, stretching his head over one.
I saw a woman sitting on the toilet to relieve herself. After the solution has not been tied pants, first cover the toilet. The toilet lid fell to the ground, reach out to get, not to avoid bending down the waist, the two pieces of beautiful dolphin high up, and even the half of the pussy door also played with Wei Yangsheng face to face. Weiyangsheng in the back to see, I do not know is my own. Straight wait to spread on the pants, fell over the face, carefully recognized, it is the original appreciation of the person. Weiyangsheng want to call him, one is afraid of being heard; secondly, I am in the dark, he does not know who I am, how willing to come to meet? In case of an attack, it would be inconvenient. Must be designed to lead him up to Zhang me, see my face, do not need me to Yang wrench him naturally to bend. After thinking for a while, suddenly remembered that he left a fan that day, there are three Tang poems on it, written by his own handwriting, I now open the board wall on this side, go down the stairs to find out that fan, recite the above poem aloud, he will naturally understand what he heard, than to come up to open me. Then I will use clever words to provoke him, and naturally he will be hooked.
When the plan was finalized, he went down to open the box and searched for the fan. When he was living in the temple, there were a lot of things left by the women who burned incense, not only the fan. Picked up a collection of a collection, but also afraid of mixing with other things in one place, a moment to find difficult to find, and a separate box, the lid written in four large characters, take the national style of the last sentence, is the “beauty of the yi” four words. At this time, opened the box to those sad and colorful things carefully read. Read to a fan is his, unfolded a look, written on the top of the three stanzas, is the Tang Dynasty talent Li Bai made, called Qingping tone, is the Tang Xuanzong and the Consort to enjoy the peonies to call him into the palace to do. Weiyangsheng did not dare to read them, first change his clothes and crown to Qiqiqiqiqi, and then clean his throat, and then he sang them like a Kunqiang opera singer in a slow tune, word by word and phrase by phrase, and then he listened carefully to the poem, which reads: “The clouds want to dress up and the flowers want to look like a face, and the spring breeze brushes the fence and the dew flowers are thick. If it is not a group of jade mountain head to see, will to Yao Tai under the moon meet. (I)
A branch of red dew condensation fragrance, clouds and rain Wushan in vain broken heart. I ask who in the Han Palace is similar to it, but the poor Swallow is leaning on her new make-up. (Two)
Famous flowers are so popular that the king often smiles at them. Explaining the infinite hatred of the spring breeze, I leaned against the balustrade in the north of the Sinkiang Pavilion. (Three)
After reading once did not see ringing, the year and month and the name of the person who writes as the song inside the mediator general, also read out. To make him understand, and read a few times. Just see the board wall suddenly rang a person, like coughing and like sighing. Weiyangsheng know that he came up, on the fan complained: “for this fan to get people dead or alive, now the fan in this side, where is the person? If you can still find it, why don’t you give it back to him, what’s the point of staying here!”
Said this, only to see someone on the board wall should say: “The owner of the fan is now here, throw up to return me!” Weiyangsheng looked up and saw, intentionally ate a shock: “The original world-class beauty is at hand, in vain, has always killed the lovesickness. This is to say that death is not possible.” On the ten steps of the ladder and as five steps up, a face to face on the embrace kiss.
Xiang Yun asked, “Where have you always been? No longer able to meet, now why did you walk to this house here and read the poem on my fan?” Weiyangsheng said, “This is my apartment. I am your immediate neighbor.” Xiang Yun said, “Since you live here, why have I never seen you?” Weiyangsheng said, “I’m new here.” Xiang Yun said, “Why did you move here?” Weiyangsheng wanted to buy his favor, so he improvised and came up with words, “I moved here because of you. Because the day before yesterday in Zhang Xian Temple to see your face, the heart is very miss, see you when you are very care about parting, and left a fan to give me, so I left you no longer, seek to live here, so that you can get along with you.”
Xiang Yun smiled and laughed when she heard this, and put her hand on Weiyangsheng’s shoulder to give him a gentle smack, saying, “You turned out to be so sentimental, I misjudged you. What other people in your family?” Weiyangsheng said: “only a concubine, is a friend gifted me, the rest of the cheap family are in the hometown, did not bring.” Xiang Yun said, “Before you moved here, how come you didn’t come to my door? Make me think of you all day long.” Weiyangsheng said, “At first, I asked you not to know where you live. Afterward, I came to know the whereabouts and moved here to be with you.” Xiang Yun said: “When did you move here?” Weiyangsheng said: “Not the first half of the year, only four or five months.” Fragrant clouds heard this sentence, immediately changed face asked: “Since these days, why usually ignore me?” Weiyangsheng see his word color is not good, know the exposed horse foot. And the clever words stalled: “always only said that your husband at home, I’m afraid to act rashly, Yee harmful to you, so just as if I did not know. Until today, I know that your husband in the museum, there is no one else at home, only dare to show some sound. But the meaning of caution. Do not dare to forget you do not?”
Xiang Yun heard a sneer, and asked: “My fan can still be?” Weiyangsheng said: “Tightly hidden in the side, dare not lose.” Xiang Yun said: “You bring me to see.” Weiyangsheng heard, went down to fetch, wrapped a sweat towel, hands over. I do not want to Xiang Yun received the hand two or three ripped to shreds, to their own room a throw, so the sweat towel thrown back to him: “Such a thin people thanks not have had an affair with you. From now on, the two are closed. Go down.” Then he went down the ladder in anger and cried with tears in his eyes.
Weiyangsheng do not know what he for, to climb down to ask for an understanding, but also afraid of being bumped into, only to stand on top to see him cry. Suddenly, the sound of bananas outside the study door sounded like someone walking. Weiyang was afraid that it was Yanfang, so he had to go up the wall and walk down the ladder. In his heart, he wondered, “What is the reason for this? I have never said anything to offend him, so why is he acting up? He said that he blamed me for being late in getting close to him, delaying half a year’s work, not having fun with him, and wanted to force me to go and ask for the most meaning. But it’s not good to go there in the daytime, so I’ll go there at night and ask him for an explanation. No matter if he blamed for the reason or not, always accompanied him to a fault on the end of the account.
The idea is set, until dusk, sent Yanfang to sleep, came to the study. Close the door and windows tightly, then climbed up the ladder. The daytime sledding board wall removed all, thinking, he has nothing there to pull feet, two feet high wall how to jump down? Want to call him, he said hard words, how willing to come to guide? Who thought Xiang Yun mouth although hard, the heart is still soft. At the time of sleep, the original open side of the net over there to invite him. Weiyangsheng climbed to the wall and reached over to touch, only to see that the ladder used in the daytime has not been removed, is still placed there, if there is something to wait for. Weiyangsheng was overjoyed, so he stepped on the ladder and quietly climbed down. When he saw the black hole, he could not distinguish anything, and he quietly touched the bed, and saw that he did not move, so he thought that he was asleep. He reached out to him, and tried to get into his bed.
There is no way to know Xiang Yun at this time has not been asleep, Weiyang Sheng over to the section he clearly heard, but because of the need to save some of the polite, so towards the sleep, just as if I did not know. Until he reached out to uncover the quilt, this polite can not be saved. He could only turn around, pretending to wake up in a dream, and called out, “Which one are you? Crawl into my bed in the dark!” Weiyangsheng leaned against his ear and said: “It’s no one else, it’s the person who talked to you in the daytime. Knowing that I am not, I have come here to apologize.” He said, “I know I’m not the right person, but I’ve come here to apologize. Xiang Yun tightly wrapped, not let him in. Seizure said: “Such a heartless person, that want you to ask for forgiveness?” Weiyangsheng said: “I went through a lot of trouble to come over here to be close to you, it’s not called being unfeeling. Xiang Yun said: “Your eyes are so unaware of the goods! I’m afraid that there is no beautiful with him to have fun, and I’m not interested in such ugly things?” Weiyangsheng said: “My family a concubine is a friend gave me, I have to accept. Why are you jealous, ma’am?” Xiang Yun said: “It is right for you to have fun with your own concubine. How can I be jealous? Just the same as me, you should not go first to pester him, leaving me in the clouds. If you live far away, it’s fine, just a wall away, not even call out, as if you don’t know each other. Such a heartless person still want to be taken care of?”
Weiyangsheng said: ”Where is this coming from, ma’am? I have never spent time with a woman other than a concubine. Why did you slander me?” Xiang Yun said: “Let me ask you, at a certain time on a certain day in the temple of Zhang Xian, three beautiful women went in to burn incense, and someone knelt outside the door and kowtowed, can it be you?” Weiyangsheng said, “On that day, there were three women burning incense in the temple. I also went to the temple to pray to the gods, but I saw that there was a while inside, and I was afraid that it would be indecent to mix them up, so I couldn’t go in. So I kneeled outside the door and kowtowed. I am worshiping Zhang Xian, do not worship those three women not?” Xiang Yun laughed and said, “He Ru has confessed himself. Since it was you who kowtowed, what else is there to recognize? The day before yesterday, you hid behind the Zhang Xian peeping women, see a young woman is not afraid of mixing indecent, straight out to flirt with him. How can a woman inside be afraid of indecent mixing and kneel outside the door to kowtow? This kind of nonsense lie three-year-old children do not believe, but to lie to me.”
When Wei Yang Sheng heard this, he knew that he couldn’t hide it, so he had to reveal the truth, so that he could find out the whereabouts of the three women. He smiled at him and said: “I am not lying, ma’am, I kowtowed half for God and half for the women. But I don’t know how you knew about this while you were sitting at home. Which one of you told you this?” Xiang Yun said: “I have my own eyes and ears, why do I need to be told?” Weiyangsheng said: “If you know this, you must know where the three women live, what their names are, and what their husbands’ names are, so I beg you to tell me.” Xiang Yun said: “You live with him for half a year for fear of not knowing, but to ask me?” Weiyangsheng said, “Where do I begin. I haven’t seen him since we met. How can I say that I spent half a year with him? How can I complain about this injustice?” Xiang Yun said, “If you never spent time with him, why didn’t you see me for half a year? It’s obvious that they told you to ignore me. Don’t I know that?” Weiyangsheng said: “Qu heaven and earth have some influence, if you don’t believe me, wait for me to swear to the sky: if I and the three women have the slightest infection, the heavenly thunder will kill me immediately!”
When Xiang Yun saw the vow he made, his suspicions were half relieved. So she said, “Since this is the case, your sin is still justifiable.” Weiyangsheng said: “Now that I have explained, please open the blanket and let me in to sleep.” Xiang Yun said: “My face is not as beautiful as those three women, you’d better go to find a beautiful sleep, don’t come to pester me.” Weiyangsheng said: “Mother and too modest, how can I see your face is not as good as those three?” Xiang Yun said: “Your eyesight is naturally not bad, after all, it is he standardized you refused to kneel down and kowtow.” Weiyangsheng said: “That kowtow thing is just a matter of pleasure, by chance to do it. There is no prejudice. According to your wife, you blame me for kowtowing to him, but not to you, so you are complaining. I now add the interest to kowtow some more, to make up for the debt of the previous day is.”
After saying that, then kneeled in front of the bed and kowtowed dozens of times in a row, vibrating the bed. Xiang Yun before reaching down to help him on the bed. Weiyangsheng took off his clothes, into the nest. That the penis and pussy together, actually like a light road a few times in general. I think it is the time of the first intercourse, each other love is strong, but also by the polite words delayed for a while, to this point so I want to get together with him, he wants to get together with me, two pieces to come and naturally pouring cover like the same. Weiyangsheng put together after, the penis directly into the female, is to borrow some pain, so as to kill the itch in the yin. Fragrant clouds want to try to pleasure, so enduring hardship, let him against the plug. Weiyangsheng see him bear up, then let out the ability, with him against. At first, a few dozen, the inside is still slippery. To half a hundred later, gradually some moistened and stagnant up.
Xiang Yun couldn’t resist, so she asked, “In the past, when I worked with my own man, it was always difficult first and then easy. Why is it different today, against the first easy and then difficult up?” Weiyangsheng said: “My penis is different from others, there are two different things. The first is first small and then big, at first like a piece of dry food, once into the mare is gradually big, even like soaked to swell general. The second pile is first cold and then hot, like a piece of flint, rubbing a few times gradually hot, like a spark to burst out of the general. Only because there are these two benefits, so do not dare to bury, to come close to your mother, ask you to appreciate the meaning.” Xiang Yun said: “I do not believe that you have such a treasure, I’m afraid it is coaxing words. Just as is true, how such a difficult up?” Weiyangsheng said: “Now the female dry but, so difficult. A few moments of some lewd water to moisturize him, naturally not like this.” Xiang Yun said: “This and so on, to wait for me to AoZhou pain, let you hard to get a while, get some lewd water out, save the inside dry.”
When Wei Yangsheng heard it, he put his feet on his shoulders and pumped it tightly. Not dozens of times, the pussy is slippery, the penis is also hot. Slippery is not feel its pain, hot is more to see its pleasure. Xiang Yun said: “really your words are not coaxing me, I am now happy.” Weiyangsheng then take advantage of the situation more and more hard to get, while making him happy, while set his tone said: “my heart, this is not coax you, can see that other words are not coax you. You can put those three women’s words to me to say how?” Xiang Yun said: “As long as you treat me sincerely, I will naturally tell you. Why are you so busy?” Weiyangsheng said, “That’s true.” On his tongue tightly in the mouth, do not speak, a dumb dry, enough to draw a two days. Only see Xiang Yun hands and feet cold, a series of three times, said: “liver, my spirit of thin, and then can not withstand the hollow captive. Embrace me to sleep.”
Weiyangsheng heard, climbed down to embrace the same sleep. Sleeping season feel a strange fragrance, and that day when the first meeting smelled the same. He asked: “What is the fragrance that you usually smoke clothes? This is so lovely.” Xiang Yun said: “I usually do not smoke incense, where do you smell?” Weiyangsheng said: “That day when we met, you walked in front of me, there is a fragrance. Today, when I slept on the bed, it was the same. If you usually do not incense, this kind of odor is where it comes from?” Xiang Yun said: “This is my skin and flesh inside out odor.” Weiyangsheng said: “I do not believe that there is such a good smell inside the flesh, if this is your flesh is also a treasure.” Xiang Yun said: “I have no other long life, only this one is different from other women. When my parents gave birth to me, when I was in labor, there was a red cloud flew into the room, felt a fragrance. When I was born, the cloud dispersed. This fragrance never dissipated again, and I often smelled it on my body, so I was named ‘Fragrant Cloud’. If I sit still, I am not quite aware of it, but when I sweat a little after working hard, this odor comes out through my pores, and not only others can smell it, but even my own family can smell it. I have this benefit also do not dare to bury, the day before yesterday in the temple and you see, you were born beautiful, so the fan to give you, and this smell with you to appreciate, to find you to my home. Who thought you do not come, until today to fulfill the wish.”
Weiyangsheng heard him carefully smelled all over his body, there is not a pore does not have the aroma. Only then did he realize that the world’s most beautiful woman could not be made out. He hugged him tightly, and called dozens of hearts in a row. Xiang Yun said: “My body’s aroma you have smelled, there is an aroma more than the body’s different. So I want to enjoy it with you.” Weiyangsheng said: “In which place?” Xiang Yun pinched Wei Yang Sheng’s finger and pointed it towards the inside of his pussy, saying, “The odor here is even more different. If you don’t mind the blasphemy, go and smell it too.” Wei Yang Sheng shrank down, went to put his nostrils against the pussy door and sniffed a few times, then climbed up and said, “Really precious, really precious! I have no choice but to die on you.” Said this, and the body shrink down, peeled off the baby, will use the tongue to lick him up. Xiang Yun said: “How can this be! Do not quickly come up.” He said, “Come on up.” He said, “I’m going to tug on him. The more anxious to pull, the more licked the Panic, a three-inch-long tongue actually made the officer’s penis, in which a pumping a send, back and forth, and coitus is no different, a see there is lewd water out of the mouth, sucked in the mouth, swallowed it. Straight licked him lost, and even ate down the Yin essence, before climbing up to the belly. Xiang Yun tight □ hold said: “My heart, how do you love me like this! I have nothing to say now, but also die in your body.”
Weiyangsheng said: “According to my opinion, there is no second person like you in the world nowadays. Since you have this treasure, why doesn’t your husband come back to use it and sleep outside all day long, making you sleep alone?” Xiang Yun said: “He wants to use it, but his strength is not good, so he borrows the name of a place to hide outside to avoid the labor.” Weiyangsheng said: “I heard that he is still middle-aged people, how such a bad?” Xiang Yun said: “When he was a teenager is also a flirt, very like to steal a good family girl, day and night sex. Reduce mourning too much, to middle age is useless.” Weiyangsheng said: “How was his power when he was a teenager compared to me?” Xiang Yun said: “Although the trick of doing things is almost the same, that has you these two benefits.” Weiyangsheng said: “I this thing and you this thing are not in the world. Now the two treasures together in one place, do not make him separate. From now on, I will come to sleep with you every night.”
Xiang Yun said: “You are a man with a family, how can you come here night after night? Just don’t like the previous day’s love is also hooked.” Weiyangsheng said: “I don’t know which talkative person to your face to learn the tongue, make me hold the injustice, to this time still say I am not affectionate. If I know the person who learns the tongue, I will definitely do a hard time with him.” Xiang Yun said: “I honestly tell you, the person who learns the tongue is not someone else, is that the three beautiful people.” Weiyangsheng said: “This is strange. If this is said by others should be uninteresting, is not afraid of their own □ shy, even told people.” Xiang Yun said, “I am not going to lie to you, I am related to the three beauties by marriage. Two younger, I call him sister; one older, I call him girl. The two sisters more and I heart to heart, even like compatriots in general. I told him what was on my mind, and he told me what was hidden. I burn incense that day back, see two, you were born beautiful, peeping at me, I also love you, leaving the fan words to tell him. He two said, since he loves you you love him, there will be a day to find, see how you send him? I also expected you to find in my heart, stood in front of the door and waited for ten days, and then did not see a trace. Later, when they came back from burning incense, they met me and asked me, “What was the face and dress of the man you saw that day? I told him about your face and clothes. They said, “I have seen the man of your heart today. And he asked me, if he loved thee, had he kowtowed unto thee that day? I said, “He loves me only in my heart, how can he kowtow in front of the people? When he saw me say this, he made no sound, but laughed, like a pleased look. I got suspicious and asked him again and again, and he told me the details of your kowtowing. He laughed and said, “You have a proud look. I had no fun for a few days, and thought to myself, “I am the first to see him, why do you avoid suspicion when you see me, and why don’t you sing a song? When I saw him, I became crazy, and I didn’t avoid some suspicions, but even kowtowed to him. I can see that my face is not as good as his, and if you want to go to him, you will not come to me. I used to be a very good sister with him, for this matter actually hate him a little. So today in your meeting, see said come half a year, until now only care about me, how can not suspect? After seeing you swear up, only to realize that there is no such thing. These theater are you knocking out, please ask you should do not do?”
Wei Yangsheng said, “So it is also. No wonder you are not angry. But these two are your sister, but also as my sister-in-law. You are willing to let me see him once, other things do not want to get, just wait for me to call him a few times aunt, so that he knows that we two have a personal love. He first kowtowed to the words to pride you, to wait for me for you not only kowtowed and also with the words to pride him. How is your heart?” Xiang Yun said: “This is not necessary, I and the two are not only sisters, and allies. Originally said that we share the same blessings and sufferings, he has not back me before, how can I back him now? I want to leave you to meet with him, so that both of them know that there is a wonderful thing in heaven and earth, and we can appreciate it. But I also will be cut off from thee. Thou shalt not change thy heart after thou hast got them, but shalt love me as thou hast loved me this night, and only then shalt thou be able to do so. Thou shalt not change thy heart, but shalt love me as thou hast loved me this night, and only then shalt thou make a vow.”
Weiyangsheng heard, do not feel hands and feet, a somersault to turn down the bed, to heaven and earth, more vicious than the previous oath. After the oath, he climbed into bed again, and did it again, as if he were a centralized medium. And dry to the matter is finished, neck and sleep. Sleep until dawn, Xiang Yun sent Weiyangsheng still from the ladder over.
Since then, the two meet day after day, night after night in the same bed. But I do not know when the two sister-in-law to hand, today and pause. The following two times to talk about other things, not less than two plays and then is also on the stage.
Comment: I have never seen anything more strange than this one in the Flesh Pope Troupe. At the beginning of the section of Xiangyun’s sex, people open their eyes tightly and do not know what they are from. When I saw the end, I realized that the previous section was a matter of course, not by design. Xiang Yun has not been with the first, will eat no shadow of vinegar; both with the pillow after, will lift the acid of reason. This is the common feeling of women. Later, not blame not jealous, but also to the moon old self, so that the three sections of the strange fate of a moment all set. Although the viewer has an urgent matter, but also do not have time to care, where to see how the Weiyangsheng pleased also.
The thirteenth time, I burned the boat to get rid of the hidden hatred and restored the traitor’s revenge by lying down and tasting the guts.
But said Quan honestly since the sale of his wife, resentment, and no face to see people, the business does not do, rested. Sitting at home all day long, tortured the twelve-year-old maid, said he and the grown man is when he sleeps, and what people for him to do things. At first, the maid was afraid of her mother’s interest, and did not dare to talk too much. Now see the master mother sold, I do not expect to come back, will be a certain time to sleep, a certain time to live, even the ugly woman over the door to sleep with the words to say, and said with him to sleep with the man is not that big man, another is a beautiful post-girl, that big man instead of for him to do the work. Quan Laoshi heard this, more and more resentment. Later, Yanfang returned to Weiyangsheng, someone legend over, Quan Laoshi Fang got the truth, went to check the origin of Weiyangsheng. I know is not the local people, the existing wife at home, this is married to be a concubine.
Quan honestly thought, if it is Sai Kunlun do things on their own, I do not want to avenge this injustice, I can only tolerate a life, to the netherworld to settle accounts with him. Now the person who cheated is not him, how can I not report this injustice? If you want to report to him, he has Sai Kunlun help, not afraid of no silver, nowadays the government which does not listen to the points on the? If he has done me a favor, I will lose my case to him. I think up suing him is useless, why not go to his hometown, visit his place, by all means into the inner room, his married wife also brought to the obscene a few times, only to fulfill my heart. He lusted after my wife, I lusted after his wife, this is called revenge for revenge, revenge for revenge, that is, killing him is not as painful as this. The idea is set, the eleven-year-old maid and all the guys objects are sold out of silver, even the 120 two gifts and the usual silk trading capital, all packed up. Farewell to the neighbors, and go away in a broken boat.
Not a day later, when he reached the ground, he rested in the hotel. The next day to visit the residence of Wei Yangsheng and his family’s movements. Visited half a day, only to realize that things are difficult to do, the heart is very worried. At first, I only said that the door of other people’s homes was the same as my own, and that it was naturally tight when the men were at home, and that after the men went out, it was like the door was less closed, so they could take advantage of the situation and go straight in and out. I don’t know how different it is to study in a family than to do business, and I’m not allowed to cross the threshold if I’m not a relative or a close friend of the three parties. His family is also different than other students, that is, the three parties of relatives and close friends, also not allowed to cross the threshold. The heart hesitates to say, so it seems, that pile of heart more should not be able to do, but since raised this idea, no matter whether it is successful or not, but also to do our best to do, if we can not do it is God’s will. Could it be that the word “Iron Case” has scared me after coming here from thousands of mountains and tens of thousands of kilometers?
I decided that I would rent a house to live in before and after him, and I would see the opportunity to act in the morning and in the evening. Who thought that where he lives, is a lonely other a mansion, all sides are empty land, where there is a house can be leased. Quan honestly looked at it again, knowing that this is difficult to do, but had to walk back to the apartment. Walked not on forty or fifty paces, only to see his mansion next to a large tree, a wooden sign hung on the tree, written on the sign eight big words. Quan Laoshi took a closer look and saw that it read “Wasteland Garden Reclamation, Rent Free for First Planting.” Quan Laoshi looked at the big tree around the phase once again, only to see the weeds even the sky as far as the eye can see. I thought to myself, the word said the barren garden, I think this is the open space. I do not know what people’s, both barren garden, after all, there is also a house and people live in order to hoe seed. I went to rent to live near, all day long in the name of hoeing to see the movement of his family.
He went to the neighborhood and asked, “Who is the owner of this deserted garden? Can there be a house rented with the planting of the garden people live?” That person said: “The owner of the deserted garden is called Iron Case Taoist, living in that lonely house. There is only a garden without a house, so the person who planted the garden has to find another house to live in.” Quan honestly said: “I want to cultivate for him, but I don’t know what he is like?” The man shook his head and said, “This person is difficult to meet, if good to meet someone to cultivate, not down now.” Quan honestly said: “How do you see that he is difficult to meet?” That person said: “the old rules of open land, should be free of rent for three years, he was only willing to exempt one year, to the second year to pay. That’s all right, he usually do people sour stingy, but, can not put together food to feed people, an official did not do his tenants, only as his long-time laborers, the family has to do life to go to the call, and there is no money. Three years ago someone also reclaimed, only because he was poorly, only to throw away not planted. So it is deserted until now.” Quan Laoshi listened to the joy but, belly thinking, I am concerned about, is not able to enter the door, as long as the door to go, there are three times the opportunity. Other people are afraid of the mission, I can’t wait to beg him for the mission; others want money, I can’t wait to have no money, I want to make him use me to have the best. I am afraid that his son-in-law will come back and find out what he is up to, and that would not be good. I need to change my name. He has never met me before, so he won’t recognize me when he comes back. He won’t be able to recognize me even if he comes back, and he won’t be able to find out what’s going on.
With his plan finalized, he changed his surname to “Lai” and his name to “Suixin”. He came here to take revenge, and the name “Sui Xin” was taken to mean that he came to fulfill his wish. The novelist still called him “Quan Laoshi” to save people’s eyes. After changing his name, he wrote a lease and went to serve. Knowing that the door of his house is never knocked, I had to sit outside the door and wait. After waiting for a day, no one came out. He went back to his apartment and stayed there. To the next day to go again. It so happened that Iron Case Daoist standing in front of the door to buy tofu snacks. Honestly see him look dignified, I know it is myself. Walked forward and bowed deeply and asked: “Iron Case Taoist is not the honorary name?” Taoist said: “Exactly. You ask me what?” Quan honestly said: “I heard that there is a piece of deserted garden for people to cultivate, I have no business, I want to rent for the government to plant.” Taoist said: “open up the matter, not the powerless and lazy people can do, you usually square work how?” Quan honestly said: “I am usually accustomed to suffering, the energy will also be able to go. If you don’t believe me, right to do a few hours, if you still can’t reclaim, and then change tenants is.” Taoist said: “This and so on, my house has no house, where you live?” Quan honestly said: “This is not difficult. I do not have a wife and children, but a single person, to be my own work, build a grass house up can live.” Taoist said: “Good, you go to write the lease to.” Quan Laoshi has written around, the lease handed over. The Taoist saw his form is thick and clumsy, know is a healthy man, not only the garden to open up, even the home of the long laborer can also be over. He took the lease and let him build his own house.
Quan honestly went to buy a few pieces of wood, a few quarts of straw, called one or two masonry woodwork, not half a day to build up. Although the thatched cottage, but also feel new. And the planting and reclaiming the land of the guy to do neatly. Every morning when he got up, he went to hoe thatch and dig the soil. To make the master see, think he is diligent, good by the green care of the meaning. Iron title Taoist has a small cabinet, just opposite the deserted garden. Walking up, sitting and lying down in this cabinet. He usually get up very early, who thought that Quan Laoshi and early like him. He did not get out of bed, Quan Laoshi has been hoeing a lot of ground. The Taoist couldn’t stop applauding, and asked him to do the laborious work in his own house. Quan Laoshi tried his best to flatter, work for him not only do not want to pay, even the meal did not dare to eat. The heart thought, his daughter do not know how strange ugly, so hate him, leave the countryside to steal the female sex, I was sleeping with a good woman, in case he seduced on the field, see the ugly face, the penis is not lifted, refused to take revenge for me how?
And saw a beautiful woman, although the heart is happy, do not know whether it is or not. Later, I saw his maid called Miss, only then I realized that this is the person. The heart and thought, so the wife also sleep over, why throw at home to take advantage of other people’s wives? Since then, patience, patience, only want to revenge. Seeing the seriousness of his family’s boudoir, he became more and more diligent, not daring to show the slightest peeping face. In front of Yuxiang, he did not dare to raise his head, nor did he dare to speak, but he was like an honest man.
After a few months, the Taoist see him and diligent and honest, and not greedy, heart love him but, because I thought, the son-in-law on the way out had left a few taels of silver, teach me to ask for a salary of the servant. I saw that other people’s officials are lazy and lazy, the body of the less capable, so I do not dare to discuss lightly. If such a person is like this, it is not wrong to ask him for one. I think this person is poor and unsupported, or willing to sell himself as a servant is not known. Just a man to discuss at home, there are two inconveniences: First, I am afraid that he has no ties, to steal objects to escape; Secondly, men and women are mixed, where there is a lot of prevention of idleness. I think if he is willing to sell his body, a maid with him, he has a wife to tie up the body, naturally do not want to escape, that is, in and out of the wife between the leisure of his wife to prevent him, and other things do not need to worry about.
The idea was finalized, and one day I went to see him hoeing, and asked, “You’re so hardworking and hardworking that you should be a family member in your own right. Why don’t you have a small family?” Quan honestly said: “Since ancient times, ‘wisdom feeds a thousand mouths, strength feeds a body’, people who rely on strength to feed themselves, make ends meet and hook. How can you ask for a family?” The Taoist said, “In life, a wife and children are indispensable. You can’t marry, why don’t you join a family that has a ready-made woman and match him with one? Born children out, a hundred years later there is also a burn money into paper people, how much is good.” Quan Laoshi heard, know that he has acceptance of the heart, on the plan replied: “I want to join the family is also difficult, one is afraid that the master does not know the sweetness and bitterness, all day long for him to do the horses and cattle, he is not for the merit, and to scold; secondly, I am afraid that companions can not be compatible, he refused to contribute to his master’s efforts, to see my heart, I am afraid of shaping his shortcomings out of the master, but to the master in front of the dissociation, so that I could not be able to settle down. I often see the countryside eunuchs have this situation, so I dare not go to join.” The Taoist said, “That country eunuch’s house has many servants, and there is no goodwill between the upper and lower levels, so there are such feelings. If it is not a big or small family, the master can tell the good or bad of his subordinates. Besides, there are few companions, so what’s not to like? For example, if someone is like me and has a wife to match you, will you go or not?” Quan honestly said: “This is very good, what is not willing to go.” Taoist said: “Honestly to you, my home less a caller, today I see you diligently and honestly, the heart to keep you, so I ask you these words. If you are really willing, write a body contract in, want a few two body price first to me, to be my good place. On the day you enter the house, I will give you the maid. What do you think?” Honestly said, “If so, I will send in the deed tomorrow. But I usually want to be very light hearted, wife have also get, no also get, not very thought. I want to match the maid with me and be more relaxed, to wait for me to do a few years, to the energy of the time of exhaustion to match me, it is not too late. Now, at this age, I am going to work for my master, why should my spirit be consumed by a woman? As for the word ‘value’, I don’t need to mention it. I am a seller, and I don’t have any parents or brothers, so which one do I put my value on? As long as I have something to wear and something to eat, that’s all. What’s the use of silver? Just the deed does not write the price of the body how to call the sale of the body, so I had to write out how much silver on the paper at random is. In fact, not a penny of the master do not break the bank.” Taoist heard, not feel happy: “Listen to your words, see you are a loyal servant. Just two of them have to resign one. The value of the body does not receive, or stay with me, to be later to do clothes to wear. This also makes. If you say you don’t want your wife, then you can’t. Never sold his body only to get a house old and young, to try to some conjugal pleasure, why do you not want? The price of the body is not to receive, wife and do not want, just as no interference in the person, how can I take to keep you?” Quan honestly said: “Since the master is afraid of my heart is not always, later to go, so want to match my wife with me so that I do not have a second thought, but I am not that kind of evil person, today both do not feel at ease, I bear is.”
The two said to understand, Quan honestly do not wait for the second day, that night will write the body contract over. The Taoist also did not wait for the next day, that night the maid with him. From then on, the Taoist broke down the hayloft and taught him to stay at home. At first, he called him “Lai Suixin”, but now he cut off the word “Lai” and called him “Suixin”, and his maid was called “Ruyi”. Ruyi”. Seeing that the matter of revenge has been finalized, the name of Ruyi has been added to the sign of Suixin.
Comment: Wonderful in the stupidity of the real rate of power honesty and can be resigned, circuitous drill into the iron case, for the rhyme of Sima Xiangru, and wonderful in the iron case of the Taoist in the future of things to think about, in the end, into the power honesty in the Zhuo Wangsun after the body of the female heart. Ideas can also be described as strange, the curve of the to carry on.
The 14th episode: Closing the house to talk about pleasure has ears on the other side of the wall, and forbidding people to watch the bath has nothing to do with it.
It is said that before Quan Laoshi sold himself, that Miss Yuxiang has a lot of melancholy feelings, always because of the pen and ink is not free, have not recounted, and now just talk about him. At the beginning of the fun time, was a cruel father to drive her husband out, like a good drinker quit the wine, know the taste of the people cut off meat, is three or five nights can not survive, not to mention this year’s widowhood every other year. Really can not get pleasure, had to put the Spring Palace booklet in front of the watch. Who wants to see more and more not to prohibit that section of the heart of lust. Since then, the booklet put aside, looking for a few kinds of books out of the boredom of boredom.
Sir, what kind of book is good for him to relieve his sorrows at this time? According to my opinion, all other books are useless, but the books that his father taught him when he was a boy, such as the biographies of women, the female filial piety scripture, and so on, are very useful. If you are willing to take a look, not only to relieve the boredom, that is, the living widow can also keep, dead widow can also keep. How can I not come up with this plan, but instead, I took out the books bought by my husband to watch and play. The books bought by her husband were all obscene words, such as “Biography of an Idiot Woman”, “The Wild History of the Embroidered Collapse”, “Biography of Ruyi Jun”, and so on, and all of them were turned out to have a close look at them.
Just see the book where the degree of the man said pumping, not on ten thousand is on a thousand, said the man’s penis, not praise him greatly, or boast him very long, and even have a head like a snail, the body like peeling rabbit, hanging bucket of corn and not drooping. The heart thought, I do not believe that the man has such a strong thing, my man’s thing is not long as two inches, big as two fingers, officer of the season, very much more than one over one or two hundred, to be leaked. I’m not sure if I’ve ever had a thousand. The old saying goes: “It is better to believe in books than to have no books at all”. These words must be the book of the people who made the book, that there is such a strange thing. After a moment of doubt, and then thought, the world is very big, many men, inside the strange, strange, why do not you do, how do you know that the words in the book is not the truth? If a woman married to such a man, the house of natural pleasure can not be described, even the gods in heaven are not willing to do. I believe this again and again.
Crawl up for days, women’s work needle finger some do not do, only these kinds of books to do against the head, to make the heart of the obscene pleasure so thick to the extreme, so as to wait for her husband to come back to give vent to all together. Who wants to wait until the back, not the slightest news, can not help him not resentment. The heart thought, my past life is not repair, married to such a cruel man, into sex not on a few months, a go down lost a few years. I expect that he is so colorful people, and no longer survive to the present day does not go to the evil side of the reason. He has gone to the evil way, I also open the back door, with other men to get along is not too much. But it is a pity that the door is so tight that there is no man to meet. When I thought of that, I turned my resentment against my husband to my father, wishing that he would die earlier so that I could wait for a man to come in.
When I saw Quan honestly, it was like a hungry eagle seeing a chicken, no matter how fine, coarse, beautiful or evil, as long as I could swallow it, it was food. At first, when I was a laborer, although I had this intention, firstly, I saw that he was honest and did not raise his head when we met, so it was not good to bend over him all of a sudden; secondly, I came in during the daytime and went out during the night, so there was no time for me to bend over him. Later, when I heard that he wanted to sell his body, I was so happy that I refused to let him go on the first night that I wanted to enter the house. I didn’t expect my father to match him with Ruyi, and after seeing him pay his respects, both of them went into the room, and my heart was jealous. Waiting for my father to sleep, I quietly went to listen to his officers. Quan honest penis is very big, although Ruyi has more than 20 years old, only because the owner of the sincerity, have not touched him, so is still a virgin, where can withstand the vast things. The sound of shouting, crying, naturally shocked the heavens and the earth. Even the eavesdropping people have to be pain for him. Quan Laoshi saw that he could not afford, had to finish hastily.
Yuxiang stood for a while, can not hear the benefits, but also since the room to sleep. To the second or third night, and go to make up to listen, but also only see its bitter, not see its joy, until after hearing three nights, also since the right honest skills should appear before. A few nights are blowing out the lights, and then sleep, only this night, the lights are not blowing, the tent is not put, have not done before, put a more than eight inches long, a hand to grasp not a penis, teach Ruyi pinch in the hands, fiddling for a while, before inserting into the pussy. At this time, the pussy has been the penis clamor big, unlike the previous tight. Quan honestly put out the skill to, pumping the degree is with the book in general, less than thousands refused to stop. Ruyi from the strange after the pain, suddenly met with strange joy, the voice of those who call, and do not feel shocked. Previously for his pain, now for his pleasure up. See out of the obscene water, than get out of the obscene water more.
Since then, Yuxiang’s heart has been focused on Quan Laoshi. Quan Laoshi was not honest since he entered the house. When he met Yuxiang, he couldn’t stop peeking at her, and if he had a smile, he would also admit it. One day, Yuxiang in the room bath, he walked through the door, heartless cough. Yuxiang know it is him, to attract him to see the skin, so as to move lust. Deliberately said: “I bathe in this side, which one is outside? Do not come in.” Quan honestly know that this is the meaning of no silver here, do not dare to brush off his hospitality, the paper window wet broken a piece, leaning on the surface of the open look. Yuxiang saw someone outside the window, know it is. So I put two meat peaks, a mare, square to the window, so as to wait for him to take a closer look. Still afraid of the important place to soak in the water, see is not clear, and the body to sleep down, two feet open, now a front, so that he has a clear view.
Sleep for a while, sit up, both hands hold the mare, look at themselves, a long sigh, do a technical itch difficult to scratch, there is no way out of the meaning. Quan honestly saw, know that this woman is also obscene to the extreme, boil also boil to the bitter end, if I go in, will not refuse customers. Straight to the door of the room a push, straight into, kneeling in front of Yu Xiang said: “slaves should die.” Climbed up and put his arms around him. Yuxiang deliberately surprised: “Why are you so bold?” Quan honestly said: “I sold my body with the intention of coming in to be close to Miss. At first, I have to tell my love in the place where no one goes, and only after the young lady is allowed, I dare to be reckless. I do not want to see today’s body of a thousand gold was born delicate, can not stay, only to come in the blasphemy, begging for Miss to save her life.” Yuxiang said: “According to your meaning, what to do? Is it possible to do something inside the bathtub?” Quan honestly said: “I also know, this place and this time, not to do something. I only ask the lady to be lenient, to wait for me to serve at night is.” Yuxiang said: “You sleep with Ruyi at night, how can he let you come?” Quan Laoshi said, “He is very sleepy, and after his nightly service, he sleeps until dawn. I didn’t tell him that I was coming here tonight, so he doesn’t know.” Yuxiang said: “This and so on, according to you is.” Quan honestly see his promise, on the body touched all over again, and kissed two mouth, about this night open the door and wait for me, before going out.
At this time it was already late, Yu Xiang wiped dry body, clothes are not wearing, the night meal is not eaten, climbed into bed, to sleep first, recuperate the spirit of good to work with him. Who wants to sleep again, endured to the second night, the first heard the door ringing, know that he came in, then low called: “Suixin brother, are you coming?” Quan Laoshi also answered in a low voice, “Miss, I’m coming.” Yu Xiang was afraid that he could not touch the bed in the darkness, busy climbed down to guide him, and led him to the bed, said: “Liver, your things, I have seen, different than others, I can’t afford it, I beg you to be more relaxed.” Quan honestly said: “the body of a thousand gold, how dare I be abrupt.”
Although the mouth said this, the heart also suspected that he pretended to pretend to be a woman, there is no man who steals a woman does not have a great deal of money, so that his wife is still afraid of the pain of the reason. The penis to the mare to Tangchu up. Yuxiang can’t bear it, then annoyed up and said: “I told you to be more relaxed, why are you so hasty again?” Quan Laoshi saw that he could not resist, and knew that his first words were not false. He said carefully, “I am not lying, Miss, I have never seen a beautiful woman. Today, I met Miss, I love you in my heart, I can’t wait to get in a moment earlier, so I used too much force and offended Miss. Now wait for me to make up for my sins is.” So the penis lift, in his pussy on both sides of the east and west rub, do not dare to enter the room, even in the legs of the seam in the get sent up. What do you think he means? The original is a “sparse stone lead spring” method. The most slippery thing in the world, no better than the obscene water, is born and set up, to make his Yin Run household things. Although saliva is good, where to catch up with him? Anyone who uses spittle is a man who is impatient and can’t wait for the lewd water to come out, so he incorporates what’s in his mouth into his nether regions and uses that fake method. In the end, the water of the other hole, not as slippery as the water of the source, easy to enter. Quan Laoshi did not know this method at first, only sound when he first married Yanfang, yang big yin small, can not enter. Thanks to Yanfang’s search, she came up with this method, which makes things extremely difficult and easy. Nowadays, Yuxiang’s pussy is the same as Yanfang’s pussy in the past. Quan Laoshi suddenly remembered this old thing, so still use this method, put the penis in the leg seam, for the pussy shoulder rubbing back, so that he itchy inside, naturally, there is lewd water out. Lustful water, such as the shallows of the heavy boat got spring rise, one to, naturally, a breath of a thousand miles, even the work of the Penny sculls can not cost.
Yuxiang saw that he recognized his leg slit as a pussy, so she laughed and said, “You guys are going the wrong way, that’s not how we used to do it.” Quan honestly said, “Not bad for a millimeter. I will give you back your pleasure.” After a while, I saw some slippery inside the leg crevice, I know that the lust water has arrived. And I’m afraid that too slippery, not against the door of the vagina, to slip elsewhere, took hold of Yuxiang’s hand, the penis handed over to him and said: “At first, I really got it wrong, now I can’t touch the real hole, please point out a little bit of your own.” Yuxiang then stacked up the pussy, put the penis in the pussy account, commanded: “Now is the time, you yourself hard into.” Quan honestly lifted up his penis and kept thrusting it in. Every time he pumped, he sent in one or two points. More than 20 pumps, the eight-inch-long penis, I do not know has been all rooted into the. Yuxiang see him dry method in the line, more and more love and cherish. It is tightly embraced and said: “heart liver, you are the first close to women’s sex people, how is this kind of knowledge and understanding of interest. I love to kill you today.” Quan honestly at the beginning of the job, got this award, naturally refused to steal peace. The method of pumping, not fierce and not wide, not slow and not hurry to do. To do the back, even make him a word of praise, even the awards can not do, only then stop.
Yuxiang has never tasted such a taste, very happy. Since then, night after night, he could not do less, at first, or behind the back of Ruyi do things, and then I know can not hide in the end, simply said to him, clearly the exchange. Yuxiang is afraid of Ruyi jealousy, dedicated to flatter him, the name of the master and maid, in fact, the same size. Or a person a night, or a person in the middle of the night, and even when happy, three people sleep together.
In the right honesty of the original intention, originally for revenge, counting on getting on the hand, sleep a few months, even if the withdrawal, not to be a woman to fall in love with. Who would like to think that the matter of injustice is difficult to open, at first with Yanfang sleep for several years, do not see the child, now with Yu Xiang dry, became pregnant. At first, I didn’t realize, and only after three months of harm to the joy, only to know. I tried every possible means to find medicine to abort the pregnancy, but I couldn’t do it again. Yuxiang to the right honestly cried: “I sent this life on you, you know my father strict law, a word wrong, but also to scold, willing to do this evil? Tomorrow know, I have to die. Better to die in advance, but also save naughty.” He said, “I am going to hang myself. Quan Laoshi repeatedly persuaded him.
Yuxiang said: “If you want me not to die, unless you lead me to escape, flee to other countries and foreign countries. One to avoid future problems, two to do a long time husband and wife, three to be born out of the belly is a man or a woman, is always your blood, but also saves the drowning of him. What do you think? Quan honestly see him reasonable, to hide things from Ruyi; and I’m afraid that he knew in advance, to say it, only with him to discuss the final, the clothes tied up, and so Iron Case Daoist sleep, opened the door to escape together. But I do not know where he went, and then how the result, see eighteen times to know the whereabouts.
The fifteenth time, the allies have all-night fun, and the sisters share the night’s joy equally.
Quan honestly revenge of the cause and effect of the next table, now and put the Weiyangsheng pleased things to say. Since this night around the fragrant clouds talk about the past, know that the three beautiful women are his family, the two teenagers and extra heart to heart. Only because of the long words and short nights, two and to officers, but did not ask the three women is what name, three husbands is what alias, where the family lives. Until the second night past, only to make up the question.
Xiang Yun said: “I call him the girl’s, was born on the morning of the flower, the name is ‘flower morning’, we call him morning aunt. Husband died over ten years, he wanted to marry, only because of the birth of a surviving child, tired of the body, not good to marry, so the widow. I call his sister those two, is his full nephews, the eldest is called ‘Rui Zhu’, the younger is called ‘Rui Yu’. Ruizhu’s husband, No. ‘Crouching Yunsheng’; Ruiyu’s husband, No. ‘Leaning Yunsheng’, the two are brothers. Although the portals of these three families are separate, they are actually connected inside. Only I am a step away, separated by a few facades. All of them are in this alley.”
Weiyangsheng heard, more and more happy. And remembered Sai Kunlun said the day before that two rich women, is this person. Visible thief eyes and color eyes, the same is not a trace of leakage. Asked Xiang Yun said: “Yesterday, thank you for your hospitality, the two your sister promised me, but I do not know when to allow me to meet?” Xiang Yun said: “In another three to five days, I have to go over, can lead you to meet. Just one thing, after I go, I will not come back, this bed is not where we have fun.” Weiyangsheng was surprised, “What is the reason for this? You can understand to say.” Xiang Yun said: “Because my husband in his house, the two brothers are my husband’s students, literature and science are not all together, for fear of doing the show to be the age of the examination, the two together edge of the example, at present, to the Beijing prison, he two are not allowed to leave the Mr., no wonder that my husband wants to go in with him. He is afraid that I have no one to take care of, to receive his home, such as my three sisters live together. Within a few days to get up, so I will not come back after I go, I have to ask you to meet over there.” Weiyangsheng heard, a hair of joy to add to the joy, want to three men together to go, three women together to set up, can be wantonly declared lust. Sure enough, a few days later, master and disciple three rise together. On the day of the rise of the Xiang Yun to pick up. Fragrant clouds and not Yangsheng two are in favor, where away for a long time? Not less than a see after to disclose, so that the discussion is finalized, led him to the officer.
The next day, Xiang Yun to Rui Zhu, Rui Yu asked: “You two can ever go to the temple again to burn incense?” Rui Yu first replied: “burned once on just, do not just go to burn?” Xiang Yun said: “There is such a beautiful man kowtow to your head, on three or five days to burn once is not too much.” Ruizhu said: “incense to burn, just no fan to send him.” Xiang Yun said: “Sister don’t laugh at me, my fan certainly folded this is. You two although he kowtowed, have not seen him with you back, coaxing you to harm the love just.” Ruiyu said: “we two talk about this matter, also can not explain why. That man this kind of tiger head, if according to that crazy up, like can’t wait for the second day, that night to follow the general. And when he came back, there was no sign of him. Since this kind of love, why not save that a few head not to kowtow.” Xiang Yun said: “I heard people say, he has been thinking over there, just looking for you not. There is nothing to do.” Ruizhu said: “We two he may not think, I’m afraid of the fan to see the object, to suffer from lovesickness.” Xiang Yun said: “fan of lovesickness he really harmed, not a lie. Now hook over the account. Just kowtow of lovesickness, harmed heavy, a moment to heal him not good. In the future, I am afraid that you will have to pay for the death.” Ruizhu, Ruiyu see his words suspicious, they all went to his face to see how his color. Xiang Yun said on the one hand and laughed on the other, also made a kind of proud light. The two of them said: “Look at you so proud, could it be that you have gotten your hands on him?” Xiang Yun said: “It’s almost the same, but you guys have hooked up with him.” The two heard this, just like after the examination, failed to win the graduate, met a new nobleman general, and shame and envy, change to compensate a smile and said: “This, congratulations! I haven’t congratulated you on your new brother-in-law, but where is he now? Can you lend us a look?” Fragrant clouds intentionally make is not: “You have met, why need to see again?” Rui Yu said: “At first it was the road people, he kowtowed, I can not return the gift. Now is the closest relatives, why not meet again, to wait for us to return his salute, called brother-in-law, for him to make out is also good.” Xiang Yun said: “To see how difficult, I will go to call him. I’m afraid that once he meets him, he will be like the day before yesterday’s kowtow scene, wind upside down, offending the two virtuous sisters, unseemly.” Rui Yu said: “At first he had fewer people to control, so he acted rashly, but now there is a jealous person like you standing in front of him, how would he dare to act recklessly.” Ruizhu said to Rui Yu: “You these words are all in vain, how can the person in his heart to put with others to meet? When the words of the alliance, although said there is a disaster with the same, there is a blessing with the same, now where to rely on a lot. Just beg him not to chase eat before the vinegar, the kowtow words put aside, also good, how also want to think of other things.”
Xiang Yun heard, know that he was anxious, then seriously said: “You do not be anxious. If I want to be used alone, not with you to have fun, just live at home and refuse to come over, day and night with him to have fun is. Why do I have to bring my own vinegar to other people’s homes to eat up? I am willing to tell you today, so I can see that I don’t mean any harm. Now we have to be fair and discretionary, set a rule, so that after meeting, we have no quarrel, I will ask him to come in, with you to meet.” Ruizhu said: “If you are willing to do so, it is not in vain. I beg you to set up a rule, and we will follow it.” Xiang Yun said: “I get along with him before you guys, in terms of reason, there should be a wife and concubine, the size of the difference. Where to take advantage, have me and you are good sisters. I am not good at this; it is only a matter of ordering the teeth. All daytime and nighttime fun, always from the big and small, from the eldest and young, not to overstep. It is between words, but also to leave some room. Can not be a young man of the long, shape the short of the old adult, so that he has the later on the assessment; can not be too close to the new friendship, so that the old good gradually sparse, so that I have a former fish to see the hate of abandonment. If according to these words, the natural love for each other, you are willing to rely on not to rely on?” Rui Zhu, Rui Yu Qi replied: “This argument is very fair, I am afraid that you will not. What are we not willing to follow?”
Xiang Yun said, “This and so on, wait for me to write and call him.” Then she took out a piece of flower paper and wrote out two lines of a poem:
The female companions of Tiantai are waiting for Liu Lang.
After writing these two sentences, I folded the signature into several folds and put it into the quill. Rui Yu said, “Why did you write only two lines? What is this poem called?” Ruizhu said: “I know Yun’s idea, is not willing to let him search his intestines, leaving the last two lines to be continued, so as not to write back to the meaning of the post. You are also too simmering love him.” Xiang Yun smiled, sealed the poem, handed over to the maid, instructed to get their own room from the slit in the wall to throw the past, to ask for the word back to turn.
After the maid went, Ruizhu asked, “How did you draw him to the house? How many nights have passed?” Xiang Yun then put him living next door, how to meet, sleep together a few nights, detailed once again. Rui Yu said: “His ability how?” Xiang Yun said: “If you talk about the ability, even to make people love to kill. You two only know his face beautiful, where know his capital is a treasure. Never women have not only never seen, even smell has never smelled.” Ruizhu, Ruiyu heard, a hair to ask, just like the untested students, met the test friends, pulling the question item general, is big or small, is long or short, out of the scripture is not out of the scripture, to give the candle is not to give the candle, every piece to ask. He was eating after the dishes were not put away, Xiang Yun saw him ask how long, he flicked a chopsticks, said: “There are so chopsticks.” See asked him how big, take a tea cup, said: “There is such a cup.” When he asked how hard it was, he pointed to a bowl of bean curd and said, “It’s so rotten.” Rui Zhu, Rui Yu laughed and said: “This kind, is very soft. If this is the case, why do we need him to grow up?” Xiang Yun said, “Otherwise. The world’s very hard things, no more than tofu. More than steel is different, although the steel is hard, a see fire will be soft. Only tofu, put in the hot place more baked more hard, his things are also so, is not get soft. So I put the tofu than him.” Rui Zhu, Rui Yu said: “I do not believe there is this good treasure.” Xiang Yun said: “I said this has not been the full strength, he has two other wonderful, if I say, you do not believe. Only to the officer, you go to test it yourself.” Rui Zhu and Rui Yu said, “You said it is, whether we believe it or not.” Fragrant clouds and the first small after the big, first cold after the hot, described in turn out, the two listened to him, do not feel the fire rise, ear red, immediately want him to come with his officers, so that he tried his stunts.
Who would have thought that the maid went for half a day, and then did not come. It turned out that Wei Yangsheng is not at home. He sat in the room waiting, was seen by the bookshelf, also climbed over from the wall, two big get half a day. When Wei Yangsheng came back, he threw the book box over, and only then did he get the word back. The three of them opened it and saw that he really knew what he was talking about, so they continued two lines after the original poem, saying:
Early repair of houma rice, meet the festival of discouragement of intestines.
Ruizhu, Ruiyu see know tonight is foolproof, not overjoyed. Xiang Yun said: “Tonight, the order of the officer, must be discussed a proper, to save the time of the matter, each want to compete for the first.” Ruizhu heart know that he slept a few nights, should let people, there is no reason to order teeth tonight. Although the heart is so, the mouth deliberately humble: “You just made rules, since the eldest and young, since the eldest and small, needless to say that you start.” Xiang Yun said: “On reasoning should be so, just tonight is a different argument. Since ancient times, ‘the first into the main, after the guest’, I slept with him for a few nights, even if it is the master, tonight and set the ritual of the guest and master, and so you two sleep once, and then the order of the eldest and youngest. Don’t be modest, this night is naturally the pearl sister up, just you two or each one night, sleep a complete good; or each one half a night, sleep an even good? You have agreed, back to my words is.” Rui Zhu, Rui Yu thought for a while Qi said: “We two are not good to say, by parents command is.” Xiang Yun said: “Each person feels like a night, just difficult for Hou lack of, or each person half a night. How do you two intend?” Who wants to his two have hidden feelings, not good to say, just shut up. Xiang Yun said: “You do not say the meaning of I know, the front of a fear that he refused to enjoy, to stay amount to go to the second seat, so should not; the back of a fear that he is the end of the crossbow, the officer of the season is not sharp, so should not. I honestly say to you, his ability is one when a few.” To Ruizhu said: “You will sleep with him overnight, had to do half a night real thing, I’m afraid not even half a night, asked to be exempted, fell to hand over the hand to go.” And to Rui Yu said: “Drunken wine later, and his pot of wine and clearly is the second half of the pot delicious. You two do not have to fox since.”
Ruizhu, Ruiyu’s hidden information was broken by him, and decided to suspect, and all answered: “According to the order is.” Xiang Yun then ordered the maid to stand in front of the door to wait. In a short while, he brought Weiyangsheng in. Ruizhu and Ruiyu saw him arrive and pretended to be shy to step back and let Xiangyun receive him. Weiyangsheng bowed deeply to Xiangyun and said, “Please ask the two little sisters to come over to meet you.” Xiang Yun tugged at one with each hand and met with him. After meeting, Ruizhu called the maid to take tea, Xiang Yun said: “do not need to call for tea, he wanted for you two also bitter, each of you to the mouth of the Qiong fruit to send some of the past, when the tea.” On the two hand over to Weiyangsheng. Weiyangsheng received the hand, on both sides of the embrace, put his tongue first in the mouth of Ruizhu, waiting for him to taste for a while; and stretch in the mouth of Ruiyu, also waiting for him to taste for a while. Then the three mouths together in one place, together into a “Pin” word, and the two tongues together in the mouth, tasted for a while, before letting go.
Just see the maid row on the night meal, Weiyangsheng on the upper seat, Xiangyun lower seat, Ruizhu in the left, Ruiyu in the right. Four ate dinner, will be put away bowl, not Yangsheng pull Xiang Yun to the back to ask: “May I ask the lady, this night is how to sleep?” Xiang Yun said: “I have decided in advance for you, the first half of the night is Ruizhu, the second half of the night is Ruiyu.” Weiyangsheng said: “This and so on, the mother?” Xiang Yun said: “Tonight I will retire for the night, let him two used. To be tomorrow night and then turn up, according to the order of teeth a person to sleep all night. But you have to be more competitive tonight, should be my mouth is.” Weiyangsheng said: “that do not need to command, just too difficult for you.” Xiang Yun asked the maid to take the lamp to send Weiyangsheng and Ruizhu in. He was afraid of Rui Yu sad, accompanied him to talk for a while, before going to bed.
Ruizhu and Weiyangsheng into the room, then undress, bed to have fun. The first dry time, quite difficult, Ruizhu remembered the words of the day said good, know that there will be the future of the pleasure, enough to compensate for the pain of this time, so hold on, clenched his teeth, let him clash. I am always looking forward to his big up, always looking forward to his hot up. Just see pumping to the back, really the more you get bigger and bigger, the more dry the hotter, even like a great Mr. Angle, filled with a belly of boiling water, stuffed into the general. It is not pumping, stay inside is also happy. Just now I know that the day said is not a false reputation, “the most precious” two words can do this thing’s alias. On the non-yangsheng tightly embrace said: “my heart liver, you have such a beautiful face, and this treasure born in the body, do you want to put the world of women want to die not?” Weiyangsheng said: “Getting people to die, only want to get people to die. Liver, you give up a life, waiting for me to die?” Ruizhu said: “When I met this thing, do I still want to live? Just let me do it a few more times, then I will die willingly. Don’t give my life away the first time.” Weiyangsheng then turned heaven and earth to dry up. Rui Zhu’s pussy although deep, the heart of the flower was born very shallow, only one or two inches into the scratching the itch, so between pumping and no longer have to fall short. Pumped to half a thousand later, on the dying to live up, the mouth could not stop screaming: “heart liver, I’m dying today. Please spare me.” Weiyangsheng want to now long, heard this, just as if not heard, force is not more, from a dry start, straight dry to two, only to see his limbs limp, mouth cold air straight, Weiyangsheng know is not a strong enemy, on the hand. Tightly embraced sleep for a while, Ruizhu woke up and said: “heart liver, how can you so dry? Now my sister is waiting in the room, you go over.” Weiyangsheng said: “In the dark, where can I touch the past?” Ruizhu said, “I’ll ask a maid to take you there.” She told one of the maids to get up, took Wei Yang Sheng’s hand, and sent him over.
The maid is a fifteen or sixteen year old virgin, at first heard him officer, made the mountain shaking the ground, yin in the itch but, lewd water do not know how many flowed. Now holding Wei Yangsheng’s hand, where to let him through. Walked to a secluded place, on the Wei Yangsheng said: “How are you so cruel, just now so good taste, why not make me taste it?” He put one hand around Weiyangsheng, and one hand went to take off his own pants. Weiyangsheng saw him in a hurry, not good to refuse, so he told him to sleep under the lazy couch, his pussy open, and then take out the penis, spit does not put on, to the pussy straight into. The maid had never been made, secretly thought that the thing is delicious soup, so pull him to get, worried that he refused to get. Unexpectedly, he put his penis against it, and the pain was unbearable, so he cried out. Weiyangsheng saw that he was a virgin, so he put on a lot of spittle and pushed it in. He cried out again, “I can’t do it! If we continue as we are, we will have no advantage at all. Why is it that my master’s mother is so happy when she does it?” Weiyangsheng put the first time to dry up to be skin broken blood, straight to dry more than ten times before will be happy, and comforted him, said: “My capital is too big, you can’t afford to be. I have a small □, called ‘book book box’, his capital is still small. Tomorrow, I will bring him here to fuck you a few times first, and then wait for me to do it, and it will be fine.”
The maid was grateful, so she climbed up, put on her pants, and led him to walk. Walked to Rui Yu door, only to see the candle brilliant, point in the room waiting. Hearing the sound of walking outside, the maid opened the door of the room and took him in. Weiyangsheng walked to the bed, called: “heart, I came late. Don’t be offended.” So the clothes off, uncovered the nest, climbed on the Ruiyu belly, and stood up the penis on the dry. At the beginning of the dry time, pain up, and Rui Zhu general, dry to the benefit, the kind of dying to live in the mold, more than Rui Zhu is different, so that people look at even to be pitiful up. What is the reason for this? Because his age than Ruizhu small three or four years old, the body is also in the thin side, skin delicate, there is nothing comparable. It is standing in front of the steps, still afraid of blowing down with the wind; sitting on the chair, but also to support the people, where can withstand such an officer? So after pumping to hundreds, starry eyes slightly support, lips half open, the heart has something to say, the mouth can not say, it is a weak body is difficult to win, the soul of the incense wants to break, if you pump a little more, there will be a fear for his life. Weiyangsheng saw, the heart of the pity but, asked: “heart, you can not stand to get it again?” Ruiyu promised not to come out, only nodded his head a little. Weiyangsheng climbed down, wait for him to rest for a while, to dry, and can not stand to do it again; not dry, and love him but, only to hold him in the stomach above, sleep until dawn.
Xiang Yun and Ruizhu got up early in the morning, to discuss the long-term strategy, went to Rui Yu’s bed to urge Weiyangsheng to get up early. Uncover the tent to see, only to see Rui Yu fell on top, Weiyangsheng fell on the bottom, they woke up and laughed: “Tonight, light the lamp does not need to buy candles!” The three sisters laughed for a while, then discussed with Weiyangsheng: “If you go to the night tonight, you will be seen. Even if your own family sees that you don’t come back at night, they’ll want to find out. How to try to stay here for a few hours, not even go back to the day, do not necessarily have to work, is to play chess, poetry, laughing and joking, is also happy. Do you have this wonderful method?” Weiyangsheng said, “Before I came, I had calculated the wonderful method properly.” The three asked, “What wonderful method?” Wei Yang Sheng said, “My concubine is now pregnant and cannot do anything. I said to him yesterday, “I’ve been away from home for a long time, and I’ve never been back, so I’m taking advantage of your pregnancy to visit my hometown. I’m going to take advantage of your pregnancy to visit my hometown. I don’t want to have to go back again after the delivery, which will hinder our work of having fun. He said, “I am very right. I go back today, I will pack up my luggage and go out, only to say that I will go back to my hometown, but I even picked your house. In these three months, I will be able to play several plays, not to mention poetry, chess, and jokes.”
The three women were overjoyed to hear this, and all said it was a wonderful idea. Weiyangsheng said, “There is one more thing I want to discuss with you three. I have two companions with me, one of whom I left at home, and one of whom I brought out. Just that small intermediary also has the style of the master, if not put some sweet to him, if he walks back to reveal things, but how to deal with it?” Ruizhu said: “This is not difficult, my home has to be a maid, with him to have fun is. Not only can tie the body of the companion, but also can plug the mouth of Mei Xiang, save us men back to learn the tongue.” Weiyangsheng said, “That’s a good point.” The four of them have decided to send Weiyangsheng back. That night, they picked up their luggage and came over. Since then, not only Weiyangsheng drunk on the group, even accompanied by the companion also enjoy the blessing of tenderness. It is a pity that once the spring color of the old garden drifted away, so that people have to look back with a sigh of regret.
Comment: Xiang Yun does not eat the vinegar of the alliance, and back to the favorite, the public of the same good. Although the behavior out of the wrong, and friendship is also desirable. The man who seeks is not available. Today’s alliance of brothers, the common things, may not be all out of the right, and jealousy is more than not allied. These men, fortunately, are not born as women; if they are, they will stop after they have exhausted all the obscene behaviors in the world.
Flesh Pope Volume 4 JUE HOU ZEN – Winter]
Li Yu (1611-1680), a writer on the lake, wrote
The 16th time, the real good deed was robbed by the devil and the living erotic palace was robbed by the box.
The poem reads: “The heart of a woman can’t bear to lose the sunny days of spring, and the pavilion is embroidered with silk. When the needle of the mandarin ducks breaks, the good things in the painting are also full of magic.
Xiang Yun and Ruizhu, Ruiyu, the Wei Yangsheng hidden at home, according to the rules, a person to sleep one night. Week after week, round a few times, not Yangsheng and the old rules outside, add a new rule out, called “three points of a unity”, divided into three nights of sleep, must be a night of sleep; a night of sleep, and the same round of sleep for three nights. So that his sisters three, have the community even form of joy. Since the addition of the new rules, set up a wide couch, make a five-foot high bolster, sewing a large eight-panel quilt. Every night to sleep together, teach his three sisters to lie down side by side, his body is no longer on the mat, only in the three people roll around. Rolled to that one body, high, in that one dry up. Pleased with the three women’s color volume are not high, more than one or two hundred pumps, less than a hundred or so pumps, to be lost. The middle of the loss of a time, it is necessary to take the turn of the left; the left of the loss of a time, it is good to take the turn of the right. Only one or two days to finish the business, the rest of the work, it is good to make tender, taste the flavor.
One day, Xiang Yun and Ruizhu, Ruiyu in the back of the discussion said: “we three put this such a fairy, a treasure, put on the side of the use, can be described as a fluke. Just one thing, never good things more magic, must be in the time of triumph, to prevent disillusionment, not to be known by outsiders, lips spread open, so that he can not stand, it is not good.” Ruizhu said: “My house is deep, no idle people come in. Room things, outside there know. It is their own officials, only allowed to wait outside the second door, do not allow him to come in is. The fear is a woman, in case he knows, our good deed will not be done.” Xiang Yun said: “Is that one?” Ruizhu said: “It’s Auntie Chen. You know, his nature is good sex but the, although widowed, which moment do not want a man? Moreover, that day to burn incense, he saw the kowtow also wind upside down, like to kneel down, and he worshiped the general. It is just not good to make. And then came back, and praised him very much beautiful, but also said it is a pity that he did not recognize him. If you know his name and place of residence, certainly let him go. You say that the adoration of the person, if you know that we hide in the home for fun, there is not jealousy, the reason for assassination of us? Once he assassinated, we will have unpredictable disaster, not only good things can not be done?” Xiangyun said: “reasonable, really he is a good sex person, this matter can not not worry.” Ruizhu said: “I was afraid of the maid leaks, now there are books and bookshelves stuffed mouth, I think not to spread the word. I am only afraid that he will come and see it. When he used to come here, he would come into the room without making any noise. Those eyes are like rats stealing oil, looking around, as if someone is hiding something from him. Now we have to be on guard, the first one, really command those maids, tell them to watch in shifts at the two sides of the junction, as soon as we see him over, we have to do a secret signal, or cough or call, we can hide people; the second one, to calculate a hiding place, so that he can not bump into, find out that is.”
Rui Yu said: “Hide in that place good?” The three people are talking to each other, there are said to hide behind the door, there are said to ambush under the bed, Ruizhu said: “This is not a plan. His pair of thieves eyes, good not powerful, how can there be behind the door and under the bed to hide people not to be his reason to search out.” Thought for a while, suddenly saw a gabion box, is the collection of ancient paintings, six feet long, two feet wide, three feet deep, outside is a layer of bamboo wire, inside is a layer of thin board. Ruizhu saw, pointing to say: “This thing is very wonderful, and not too big or small, will be inside the ancient paintings out, can sleep a person. To the critical time, to hide people inside, where he knows. Worried about is stuffy, as long as the inside of the thin plate lifted off two pieces, it may not be.” Xiang Yun and Rui Yu said: “really wonderful.” The idea is set, then ordered the maids to ask him to take shifts to inquire, and the inside of the gabion box lifted off two thin boards, instructed Weiyangsheng, told him to see a woman come to sleep in it, do not ring. Since the design, there are really a few times over, by the maid made a secret signal, Weiyangsheng busy hiding in, not a millimeter can not be seen.
One day by chance, the three sisters should be something. In the Wei Yangsheng box picked up a booklet, open a look, see there are many women’s names, beauty, graded, after the criticism, are Wei Yangsheng’s own handwriting. Asked: “When was this booklet made? What do you need him for?” Weiyangsheng said: “It is when I live in the temple, while seeing, while registering. I want to wait for the completion of the construction, choose a few jade shoots disciples out, so as to do public intercourse, from time to time to water him, cultivate his meaning.” Three asked: “That jade shoots students now have not?” Weiyangsheng said: “is three.” The three laughed and said, “I don’t believe we’ll be able to get such a characterization.” Weiyangsheng said: “There is no need to be suspicious.” The three people’s grade criticism check out, pointed to him to see. The three people read it carefully, everyone was complacent. Only Xiang Yun, see his criticism than the two slightly reduced, joy, not very satisfied. Thanks to him to save for a rainy day, afraid of Xiang Yun see, in advance in the two circles above, added a circle, the first class as a special class, so Xiang Yun look, see him although there are details of the points, there is no difference between the high and low, so do not think so.
And see the back, and there is “a woman in the dark”, criticizing the words and Ruizhu, Ruiyu is not similar. Three people saw, do not feel shocked, and asked: “This a good person, such a beautiful, what is the family?” Weiyangsheng said: “It is that day with the two of you came in, how can I forget?” Ruizhu and Ruiyu heard this and laughed: “This is that old thing. What kind of age he is, what kind of appearance, even with us three together to test up the special class? There is such a thing as no contest.” Xiang Yun said: “This is to say, we test method are not enough to be proud of, but enough to be humiliated, such a criticism to him to do what, as well as painted over.” Weiyangsheng want to storm white original situation, one person has a blessing, with a full house of words, said with him to listen to. But the three disciples all clamored together, and did not allow the master to open his mouth. Rui Zhu and Rui Yu said: “Yun sister’s words are very true, we are all removed from the name, let that old disciple alone.” Ruizhu lifted the pen, the three people’s names, criticisms, all erased, the back of the approval of a saying:
After approving it, he said to Weiyangsheng: “This one Jade Shoots disciple is still happy not far away, that inside the side door is walking through, please go to water him, the three of us don’t need you to cultivate.”
Weiyangsheng saw him moving public anger, not good to do, only lowered his head, with him expelled, just ignore. Wait until they are calm, only then said the original situation, is to push your love of the house bird, to find him to do an introduction, good with all of you, so flatter him a few words, in fact, is not a fair criticism, all of you do not overreproach. The three of them heard, only then released the public anger. Weiyangsheng on after the release of anger, laughing and seeking pleasure. He first took off his clothes and slept on the bed, waiting for the three to undress. Just about to climb on the bed to go, do not want to guard the door maid coughed. Three people know is the secret signal, on the flow of water to put on the clothes, stay Xiang Yun inside to hide people, Ruizhu, Ruiyu quickly go out to recruit. Weiyangsheng’s clothes off the earliest, piled up under the women’s clothing, looking out. And until the crowd finished wearing, pick out and wear less than, only to fine naked climb into the box.
And said Hua Chen walked to the middle hall, saw Rui Zhu, Rui Yu, see his two faces have a big panic, the heart of the doubt up, know that these three people must have bad things. To break through the bedroom, check his movements. Who thought he had already jumped the living spring palace, locked in the box to go. Hua Chen walked to the room, deliberately applauded him, “several days do not come, a hair arranged neatly.” Then went to the bed in front of the bed and walked once. Even inside the cupboards to search some, and did not see the slightest trace. Just say that they are suspicious, in fact, it is not relevant. So he sat down and gossiped with the three of them. Unexpectedly, this thing in the end do not do completely, get around, still reveal the cloven foot. At first, his three heard coughing, we panicked, only work to wear clothes, open the bookcase, the hasty harboring of people into it, and finished a thing. Do not worry about that a booklet thrown on the desk, have not cleaned up. Until the time of talking, just saw. I was about to go to take, who knew that the flowers Chen eyes fast, a hand on the pinch in the hands. Three people panicked, all to seize, where to seize over.
Xiang Yun knew that he could not seize it, so he let go of it first, and deliberately said to Rui Zhu and Rui Yu: “But it is just a remnant of a book that was picked up on the road, and sent to take it with Auntie Chen. Rob him to do what.” The two let go together, Hua Chen said: “Both cloud sister see the gift, to be I open a sheet of him, see what book.” On the body to stand open, and his three separated by more than ten feet of road, open a look, saw the “wide collection of spring color” four words, only that this is the intention of the spring. I turned to the back in a hurry, first to see the characters, and then to see the title, and only then I realized the meaning of it. Who would have thought that I could not see a picture of the Spring Palace after turning it over and over again, but it was all criticism, so I realized that it was the book of a sentimental genius who had commented on the beauty of the book, and that it was better than the Spring Intentions. On the general criticism of a detailed look, see a name “Xuan color good man”, the back of the criticism is like for him to write the general, can not help but move to the heart. Secretly think that this booklet is not the temple to meet the people who made it? On the flip to the front to see the title, only to see that there is “a certain time and a certain day to meet the three national color” words, written in the name before. And then the words “silver red”, “lotus root color” thought for a while, I know it is undoubtedly him. Until I saw the line of “Huaiyin teeth young, Jiangju years of respect”, recognized Ruizhu’s handwriting, put down his face, hid the booklet into his sleeve, deliberately sighed: “The original creation of the word Cangjie, really a saint.”
Xiang Yun said, “How can I see that?” Hua Chen said, “There is not a single word he has created that does not have an explanation. For example, the word ‘adultery’ is a combination of three ‘female’ words, which means that the three of you live in one place and commit adultery. Don’t you still know the beauty of Cangjie’s character creation?” Rui Zhu and Rui Yu said: “We live in one place, and have not done anything. Where did this come from?” Hua Chen said, “Since you have never done anything, where did this booklet come from?” Xiang Yun said, “I picked it up on the road when I came over.” Hua Chen said, “Don’t lie to me. I only ask where the person who made the booklet is now. Lift them out properly, and all will be well. If he doesn’t tell me, I’ll write a letter, seal this booklet inside, and send it to your husbands, telling him to come back and talk to you.”
Three people see his word color is not good, not good to fight with him, just said that this book is really picked up, where I know the person who made the book surnamed Zhang and Li, where to live. Hua Chen side of the cross-examination, one side looking around, thinking, elsewhere have been phase, only this picture box has not been examined. Usually open, why suddenly locked? There must be a reason for this, said: “This matter you are not willing to lift, only temporarily exempt from investigation, to be examined on another day. But you have a few scrolls of ancient paintings in this box, can open out to me to see.” Rui Zhu said: “I don’t know where the key is placed, these days still can’t find, to be found when open the painting to send with the girl to see.” Hua Chen said, “This is not difficult. I have a lot of keys at home, so I can open it.” He ordered the maid to fetch it. In less than a moment, several hundred keys were taken. Hua Chen received the hand, went to open the box. His three people are like dead people in general, and not good to anger, and not good to stop, just have to go with him to open. The heart is also delusional that his key can not come together, can not be opened.
Who thought he didn’t need a second one, the first one was open. Uncovered a look, only to see a snow-white man sleeping inside, legs across a meat mallet, soft to the extreme, and still surprised the viewer. I do not know what he hardened up more like. Hua Chen saw such a strange goods can be viewed, there is no reason not to live, do not bear to disturb him, still put down the lid of the box, the original lock locked, to the three people attacked: “You do good things. When did you get this man in? Each person has slept for dozens of nights? Well confess out, if not, I have to alarm the officials to move the government, told the maid to inform the neighbors, said to hold the adulterer, first asked him to come in to check a test, so that even the box to carry to send the official.”
Xiang Yun and Rui Zhu and Rui Yu were so shocked that they had to walk behind them to discuss the matter, “His speech is vicious; if we ignore him, he is going to make a fake out of it. Now we should walk over to mediate with him, and release this man to the public.” So all together walked to the flower morning in front of said: “This pile of good things, originally should not be biased back girl. Now I know that I am in the wrong, I don’t dare to tell the truth, I only ask the girl to bear with me. Just send out the things in the box to apologize.” Hua Chen said: “Please the most method, what kind of reasoning? But to please ah!” Xiang Yun said, “I’m not hiding from the girl, the three of us three shares are equally divided, now also send the girl on a share.” Hua Chen laughed and said: “A good way to ask for punishment, you hide people at home, I do not know how many days to sleep, to now defeat out, only to ride me a share. Is the former sleep over, are not to be pursued?” Ruizhu said: “According to the girl’s meaning, what to do?” Hua Chen said: “If you want a private break, only unless you tell him to go back with me, with me for fun, sleep for a few hours, make up for the previous arrears. Then deliver him out, with you a night, from new sleep. This is still possible. Otherwise, there is only the method of official rest, and we will have to break the rice pot, and we will not eat it. What not to say?” Rui Yu said: “This and so on, also have to say a number. Or three nights, or five nights, just let him over.” Hua Chen said: “This number can not be set, wait for me to take him back to interrogate, say you three have slept for how many nights, I have to sleep for how many nights, and then hand it over.” Three listened to the inner dark thought, Weiyangsheng love me three, may not be willing to tell the truth, or less said a few nights is not known. On a unanimous promise: “In that case, he only came a night or two, you even bring back, interrogate him is.”
The three of them decided to open the box and let Weiyangsheng out, so that they could follow him there. Hua Chen was afraid that he would escape, so he said to the three: “Walking in the daytime, to be seen by family members, not good. I have a wonderful method today, even the locks do not need to open, just say that this box of ancient paintings was originally my family, ask a few officials to come in, even the box and even people carried over is.” Said this sentence, do not wait for them to reply, ordered the maid to go to call the officials. Not long ago, four officials called all together, the painting box handful on the shoulder, carried away. Pity these three sisters, just like the coffin of the mourning woman in general, the heart of grief, only bad cry out. Not only can’t let go of this live spring palace was robbed even box, but also afraid of the box of people by the slut dry death, there is a way past, no way back. Only because the bookcase this thing and the coffin is no different, I’m afraid it is also an omen of misfortune.
Commentary: Look at the temple to meet a time, suspected that the good thing in the flower morning Rui Zhu, Rui Yu first, and comment on the flower morning several words, that is, through the line of pearl, the brick of jade also. What I mean is that the author’s heart and the heart of the creation is not different, there is an arrangement, never by people to calculate, to the most accessible people, out of the most difficult to get people after, can also be said to be strange extreme, the illusion of to carry on.
The 17th chapter: “To be cheated by others, to be poisoned, to be proud of others.
Hua Chen carried Weiyangsheng to his home, and after sending the housekeeper out, he opened his own chest and took out a set of men’s clothes, an old scarf, and shoes and socks, which his husband wore in the day, and laid them by the book case. Then he opened the golden lock and invited Weiyangsheng to wear it for him. The two of them greeted each other first, and then sat down opposite each other. Weiyangsheng’s sharp mouth is very good at deceiving people. Said I met in the temple, all day long thought, do not know your name, no way to find. Fortunately, today, the sky is a blessing, a blessing in disguise, and only then I was able to see her face.
Hua Chen just because he saw the criticism, think he really see Xu, the falsehood as the truth, the heart is happy, and so do not get late, the two will go to bed to do things. His body is not called extremely fat, but also eight points of the body. Weiyangsheng just climbed on the body, was his tight embrace, kiss a mouth, called a “liver”, Weiyangsheng on the body tingling up, think the woman slept with many, have not tasted this joy.
What is the reason for this? We must realize that there are two kinds of women: those who are good-looking and those who are good-using. Those who are good-looking may not be good at what they do, and those who are good at what they do may not be good-looking. A woman who is good-looking must have the “three desires”. Which “three desirable”? It is better to be thin than fat; it is better to be small than big; it is better to be delicate than strong. So the beauty painted on the wall, are painted thin and small and delicate, no longer painted fat body, robust spirit. Where beauty is painted, it is painted with people to see, not to use. There are “three desires” for a woman to be used: fat rather than thin; big rather than small; and strong rather than timid. How can we see that a woman who is suitable for use should have these “three desirables”? Where a man sleeps on a woman, one should be gentle like a mattress; two should be equal in body; three should be loaded up. Thin women with stone beds and couches in general, sleep on it to pain all the body, how can be like a fat woman, warm and soft? Sleeping on it does not eliminate the officer, will naturally numb the human body, the most refreshing human spirit. So I know that it is better to be thin than fat. Sleeping with a short woman, the two lower limbs can not be equal, together with the top not with the bottom; together with the bottom not with the top, like with children in general, that can be interesting? So I know that small is better than big. The weight of the man’s body, more than a hundred pounds, less also have seventy or eighty pounds, if not a strong woman, where to load up? Sleeping on the body of a delicate woman, I am afraid of crushing him. The pursuit of joy and pleasure should be based on sexuality, where the wariness to be trembling? Therefore, I know that it is better to be timid than to be strong.
When it comes to this, the two things that make a woman attractive and useful are actually opposite. If you can get both with the opposite thing, such a woman, as long as there are eight points of the posture is full. Although Hua Chen is old, she can combine these two beauties. Weiyangsheng sleeps on the bed, Hua Chen reveals his strengths, puts a pair of tender shoulders around his upper body, a pair of tender legs around his lower body, even like a soft mattress, wrapped him in the middle. Do you think it was enjoyable? Weiyangsheng’s previous women were all on the skinny and timid side, so how could he have known this kind of joy? So have not been hands, actually feel all over the body tingling. Only because the body is happy, led to the following things are exceptionally strong and sturdy, so the penis to the pussy straight stab.
Hua Chen’s pussy is fertile, inside the natural wide, do not see the pain into a good place. Only to see ten draws away, embracing Weiyangsheng called out, “Heart, get it faster. I’m going to lose it!” Weiyangsheng could not pump hard enough for ten strokes, and then shouted, “My heart, don’t move. I’m losing!” Weiyangsheng put his turtle head against the center of the flower, stopped for a while, and after he lost it, he got it up again. While doing so, he asked: “Liver, how come your skills are not so good? Not thirty strokes of pumping even since lost? Your three nieces more than two or three hundred pumps, less than one or two hundred pumps, only to be released. I also said that he was easy to get rid of, but I didn’t realize that there were women who were even easier to get rid of.” Hua Chen responded, “Don’t look at me as easy, I’m the first woman who is hard to get rid of. If I don’t get a thousand or two, I won’t be able to get rid of them. That is to one or two thousand pumps, I want to throw the season, but also need to spend a lot of energy, not this kind of pumping to get lost.”
Weiyangsheng said, “If you have such a skill, why is it so easy for you to get rid of it? Is it a fake throw, cheating me?” Hua Chen said, “It’s not fake to cheat you. There is a reason, because I haven’t seen a man for more than ten years, my desire is very strong. Suddenly, I saw that your character is beautiful and strong, so I was so happy that I just put it in, and then my penis came out without realizing it. This is my own loss, it has nothing to do with your pumping. If you don’t believe me, just look at this one time, it’s not as good as just now.” Wei Yang Sheng said, “I see. I still don’t understand what you said just now. You said to one or two thousand pumping, also need to spend some effort, not to get lost, this line of speech, really difficult to understand. Could it be that in addition to pumping, there are other ways to do it?” Hua Chen said: “dry method is just so, as long as the addition of some fun work, or to make a sound, or talk about the flirty words, so that I hear the excitement, only then will lose. If there is no sound underneath, and the mouth does not speak dirty words, just like with a dumb man officer in general, what is the interest? Even if you work all night long until dawn, your sperm won’t come. Only one thing, my throwing method is different from others, and I have to die for a quarter of an hour before I can come back to life. I will explain to you in advance, if you see me dying, don’t be afraid.”
Weiyangsheng said: “This is to say, even to strong male and strong, very energetic man only to get you lost. My energy is not the first class, but also the second class, or can cope with you. But I don’t know your deceased husband, energy how?” Hua Chen said: “His energy is not counted as second class, only in the third class in the forefront. He was also very love to steal women, did a lot of hurt things. He tasted to me that other people’s pussy is made of meat, only your is iron, and then get not lost by all means. He came up with a lot of methods to stimulate my desire, so that it would be easier for me to do it in the back. Regardless of a thousand or two thousand, just the heart’s nest of pleasure will be lost.” Weiyangsheng said: “This kind of words, those laws are how?” Hua Chen said: “Those laws are very easy to do, do also very interesting. There are only three things.” Weiyangsheng said: “Which three things?”
Hua Chen then read, “Watching springtime, reading obscene books, and listening to tawdry sounds.” Weiyangsheng said, “‘Watching springtime’ and ‘reading obscene books’ are two things I did when I was first married, and they are really interesting things. As for the matter of ‘listening to the sounds of commotion’, not only have I never done it in writing, but I can’t even explain the title. How can it be called ‘listening to the sound of commotion’? Hua Chen said: “I am happy to listen to people’s behavior, which can help me to be excited. When my late husband in the day, intentionally told him to steal the maid, and to make him very loud, dry very fast, and so the maid very fast live but, call up. I heard the Xing thick time, and then coughed, he flew to come, hold me on the bed, the penis into, hard pounding messy pounding. Not according to the art of war, just a vicious wild battle. This kind of dry up, not only inside the pleasure, even in the heart of the pleasure. Only seven or eight hundred pumps, to be lost. This method is more interesting than watching Chunyi and reading obscene books.”
Weiyangsheng said: “This kind of discussion is very strange and smooth. Just one thing, according to you just talk to, your husband’s energy is also in the thin side, how can first get the maid, after dry mother? And at first to get very loud, dry very fast, fly to move over the time, must be the end of the strong, how can again wantonly wild war? This thing I can’t believe.” Hua Chen said: “At first do not want him to do, there is another substitute. It is later wild war, also need to centralize him to receive help. Otherwise, there support.” Weiyangsheng said: “That on behalf of the person I know, could it be a surname ‘angle’?” Hua Chen said: “Ran also. This thing, my family most. Today I and you first hand, I do not expect difficult to lose the point. Tomorrow officer, will have to use this method.”
Weiyangsheng heard, but also not according to the art of war, quite up a flavor of the wild, chaotic pounding, pumping thousands of, naturally, from the pussy to the heart of pleasure. Just see his hands cold feet cold, eyes fixed mouth open, even like death in general. If it is not said in advance, not Yangsheng actually want to be afraid. Sure enough, he died for a quarter of an hour before waking up. Embracing Wei Yangsheng said: “My heart, you do not need to use a substitute, but even lost me. This seems to be your energy is actually the special class, how to say in the forefront of the second class?” Weiyangsheng said: “I pamphlet above take you to do the special class, you now also take me to do the special class, why the speed of the report.” Hua Chen said: “I was about to ask you, that booklet above their three names is which scribbled? Behind the line of criticism is that one to add?”
Weiyangsheng is not good to say, only push do not know. Hua Chen said: “Although you refuse to say, I understand in my heart. Those three said that I am old and colorful, still can be worthy of them. They compare themselves to Huaiyin, and compare me to Jiangju, which is a meaning of not cutting into the company. Not I boast, although their age is a few years young, although the face than my tender a few points, only in front of you to see just. If you want to do something, I’m afraid I’m still catching up with my old man. I endure in my heart today, do not argue with him, to wait for free time, to wait for me to go over, about them to do a victory, a strange man, four pretty girl, all have to take off their clothes and skirts, daytime officers, and he showed their skills, and see what is good for the teenagers, good for the old man.” Weiyangsheng said: “reasonable, this victory will not do.”
The two of them saw the sky darken up, put on their clothes, and the maids lined up the wine and food. Flower morning alcohol is very high, and not on par with the Weiyangsheng. The two guessed the order, straight drink to the beginning of the night. Ride the wine pleasure, still go to bed officer. This night is after a long absence, Yin essence easy to leak, do not need to use three methods. To the next day up, the many spring, obscene books are carried out, placed on the desk, so as to temporarily flip through. He looked at the two long maids, age are in seventeen or eighteen years old, all have the posture, and is already broken melon, can afford, it is commanded in the side, in order to prepare to help the pleasure of the use.
From then on, the dynasty to take pleasure, night after night to chase the pleasure, all use three kinds of into the method. Hua Chen is most afraid of the people next door to claim, chase back the original, since the painting box over, the side door locked. Let him call, just do not open. On the fifth day, Weiyangsheng was too upset and begged for him. Hua Chen had no choice but to say to sleep until the seventh day, to the seventh day to send back to him. Those three people see a regular, Fang did not call. On the eighth day, Weiyangsheng wanted to say goodbye to the past, and Hua Chen still wanted to ask for a girlfriend. Thanks to Weiyangsheng’s good reasoning, he was able to get away. And then opened the door to the room, went over, Xiang Yun sisters three saw great joy, asked Weiyangsheng said: “You even night of the use of how? This old thing of interest how?” Weiyangsheng afraid of his jealousy, do not dare to praise very much, only three into the law said with him to listen to, good and so on to learn the same. Even the flower morning to do the words of victory will also say out, told him to compete, can not be a day of short, buried the length of a thousand days.
Three people heard, then secretly discuss the calculation of flower morning, not settled, only to put down. Xiang Yun said: “Today is the beginning, but also according to the previous order, each person to sleep overnight how?” Ruizhu, Ruiyu said: “so very good.” Three people then sleep three nights, to the fourth day, is playing point to do the joint form of things, do not want to spend the morning writing over, about his three to do the event, and out of one or two dollars, told him to prepare a banquet: one side of the drink, one side of the officer, only to feel happy. The three discussed: “It happens to be a day to sleep together, since the old saying ‘add guests do not kill chickens’, waiting for him to come to a big sleep will not be much to go. This fall to do a false favor.” Immediately write back to him: “I respectfully follow the order.”
The name of Hua Chen is big, why not call the niece on the girl, anti Qu girl on the niece? To know his family has a ten-year-old son, although not big, is also knowledgeable. At first, we have not been able to hide one of them at home, but now a man and four women are drinking and enjoying themselves, so I’m afraid I can’t hide it, and I’m embarrassed to be seen by my son. Xiang Yun sisters three are no son, as long as the two doors are closed on the disappearance of people, so regardless of inferiority or superiority, willing to come over to him.
Just see the word back to go, after a while, Hua Chen came to the meeting. Weiyangsheng saw his sleeve hidden leaping but like something like, asked him: “What is in the sleeve?” Hua Chen said, “It is an interesting thing. The wine and color are both used by him, so I brought it here.” He took it out and looked at it with all the people, and it turned out to be a pair of spring liquor licenses. Weiyangsheng said: “This thing today to do victory will only be good to use, now and do not look at, wait until the onset of the wine, you each take a, according to the law above, with my imitation of an imitation is.” Xiang Yun said: “This, wait for me to four people first read through, see understand, to the time of the advent of good imitation.” Weiyangsheng said, “That’s right.” Hua Chen said, “I’ve seen it many times, and the methods above are all rotten, and shall not be improvised. Now that it is standing over to one side, I will let you all see it is.”
The three laughed a little, then spread out the cards, one by one carefully read. See a, see a young woman covered in the Taihu Lake stone, shrugged up the posterior, and men do dragon Yang thing. Three people looked at all laughed and said: “This is what shape, why not throw a clean thing to do, do up sordid things to?” Hua Chen said: “Which one is it? Bring me to see.” Xiang Yun handed it to him. He looked and said: “This dry method, is copied from the text above, do you not know?” Xiang Yun said: “Which text? We have not seen, please teach.” Hua Chen said: “It is a ‘slave to marry biography’. In the beginning, there was a beautiful girl who lived across the wall from a handsome scholar. The scholar wanted the girl, but he couldn’t get her, so he fell ill with lovesickness. He went to the girl to pay his respects, saying that if he could only see her once, he would be happy to die and would not dare to do anything indecent. The girl saw him say poorly, only to agree. And when the time to meet, sitting in the arms of the scholar, as he wants to embrace on the embrace, to touch on the touch, to kiss on the mouth, but not with him to do. When he wanted to do it, he replied, ‘I want to marry a man, so I can’t do this.’ Scholar anxious but, kneeling on the ground and begged, he in the end did not allow. Only the ‘slave to marry’ three words back to him. Said you seek to see the heart but because I was born beautiful, to rely on a body, sticky flesh, I am sitting in your arms, the flesh with you to touch, your heart can be finished, why do you have to be bad my original body, tomorrow when I married to my husband found out about this matter, I can’t be a human being for a lifetime, how can this be. The scholar said, men and women have sex, must be these three inches of things put the flesh and skin, only counted as love, otherwise it is a pair of road people in the end, with your body to lean on, skin and flesh, always can not get the heart of the matter, just kneeling on the ground begging and refusing to get up. Daughter was begged by him, but only lowered his head secretly think, think of an expedient method, on him: ‘I am to be married to the person, this thing will not allow you. I am looking for something else to give you now, how about it?’ The scholar said, ‘Where else can I find something besides this?’ The girl said: ‘Unless I give up the front and take the back, and then I will put your three inches into my flesh, and then I will be done with this, and then I will have nothing more to say.’ The scholar saw him say really, it is not good to force, even according to this expedient method, the back of the court as the front partner, friendship. This dry method is copied from the biography. Such a good book, you have not read?” Xiang Yun sisters three see him speak proudly, the heart is very unfair, they threw the liquor license not to see, together behind to discuss. We all work together, to manipulate him a game.
Hua Chen and Weiyang Sheng after three days of absence, like nine autumn, can not wait for the crowd to go, so that he and his silk some. The two embraced kissing, said a lot of words, that zigzag sister three square came. Ask the maid to set up the wine, not Yangsheng on the seat, Hua Chen seat, Xiang Yun and Ruizhu, Ruiyu sit on both sides. Drink a few seek, Hua Chen called the matter card, over to take one, according to the above line of wine. Xiang Yun said: “Look at that thing, only want to officer, even wine can not eat. Now and line of other orders, eat to half sound, and then take him over, according to the above line of wine can also, according to the above behavior can also, there is no obstacle.” Weiyangsheng said, “That’s right.” Ruizhu then took out the color basin, Weiyangsheng said: “Rolling the dice is laborious, it is better to guess the fist of the scholar and set the order of the front and back. Now according to the order of the line wine, a few moments will act according to the order, you heart how?” Hua Chen’s boxing scripture is the most familiar, heard this on the eyebrows happy eyes smile, can not wait to be the first prize winner, so that the three of them to manipulate. The concern is, I am afraid of winning the scholar officer to start from him. He is to listen to the false sound first, and then do the real thing of people, where willing to be the head of the front. Thought for a while, on the road: “Acting in order, do not have to follow the line of wine, only by the Scholar to play, by his first on the first, to be after the latter.”
Weiyangsheng said, “also said yes.” Then the five fists together, from the unchristian louboutin pas cher guessing, guessing to Ruiyu live. Sure enough, Hua Chen fist high, a bite was his guess of the first prize, he won. Do not wait for the top, flower out on the first order: “I have been in the first prize, is a order officer, not only the old Confucian listening to the test, even the top, flower are subject to my control, if there is resistance to the order of the person, the penalty for a large cup.” Weiyangsheng said: “In that case, I beg you to put the sectarian orders in advance to hang out, set a rule.” Hua Chen said: “The number of eating wine, from the scholar to the flower to live, eat a section of high. The old Confucian pot stand beside, only teach him to pour, not allowed to eat. The order of the officer, to the opposite of the front, from the flower to the top of the list to live, but also dry a section of high. The old Confucian scarf standing by the side, only told him to wipe, not allowed him to do.” And to Weiyangsheng said: “You do not need to test now, commissioned you to do the Supervisor, so as to wait for the back of the officer with you.” Weiyangsheng said: “This and so on, I will have to do things, wine but no food.” Hua Chen said: “You have more wine, the first prize, the first prize, the scout has wine, all want you to accompany. Just the old Confucian service, you are not allowed to go to wait for labor. The person who pleases on behalf of the laborer is punished with a huge cup.” Weiyangsheng said: “He himself does not compete, go to do the old Confucian, do not care about me, by him to suffer just.” Xiang Yun sisters three side-eye, let him play, do not dare to participate in the end of the discussion. Also thanks to his consideration in advance, at first to the back to think of a wonderful plan, put in the chest. On the Weiyangsheng said: “You have done the supervisor, if the magistrate is not fair, you also have to impeach him, do not flatter and follow, help the evil. If so, we will agitate and be unrestrained.” Hua Chen said: “If you do not do justice, do not need to impeach the supervisory order, you only care about the public election, cited the true, I only care about being punished is.”
Hua Chen set up a treaty, in addition to the united States, teach his sisters three to decide a winner. But also odd, those three fists happen to be in accordance with the order of the teeth of the case, Xiang Yun in the top, Ruizhu in the flower, a can not be dry Ruiyu to do the old Confucian. After guessing, Hua Chen called Rui Yu line wine, himself a cup, Xiang Yun two cups, Rui Zhu three cups. All are not Yangsheng accompanied by eating. After eating, they told Rui Yu to wash the wine cards on the table, and then hold the towel next to stand, to wait for all the officers at the time, so that he wiped the obscene water. Rui Yu dare not disobey, only have to follow the order.
Hua Chen said to Weiyangsheng: “The first one limits you to one hundred draws, the second one limits you to two hundred draws, a little more, a little less all have to be punished. If you want to lose or not, it’s up to him, you don’t have to worry about it. Dry to the third on my turn, the main order of the person, different from the crowd, does not count the number, must be lost before living, before the number of two, all to the old Confucian algebra, the difference between the penalty.” And to Xiang Yun, Ruizhu said: “You go up and uncovered, uncovered that one, according to that one of the dry good and bad by human creativity, not allowed to change the card. Officers of the season, to imitate the cool Xiao Fang only in the style, if there is a no like, in addition to the penalty wine, but also minus the number of draws.” Ruizhu said: “We do not like, naturally punished; if the official is not as style, but how to deal with?” Hua Chen said: “If the official is not as good as the style, he will be punished three cups and start from scratch, and he must do it as the style before he can live.”
Ruizhu heard, reached out to uncover the first, only to see a woman sleeping on the bed, two feet open, the man’s body and the woman separated by three feet, two hands against the mat, ambush on the top of the pumping, called the “dragonfly pointing the water” trend. Ruizhu the wine card presented over the hall, then take off his pants, lying on his back on the bed. Weiyangsheng climbed up to the body, imitating the appearance of the dragonfly, the penis into the yin, can not stop messy point. Ruizhu want to flatter the magistrate, the back of the moving Xing, not waiting to live after the party called, not Yangsheng point a little, he waves a wave; point ten points, he waves ten waves. Straight wave to not point to live.
Xiang Yun said: “Now it’s coming to me”. On the second sheet, see a woman sleeping in the spring couch head, the man stood, put his feet on the shoulders, both hands against the spring couch, push hard, called “with the water to push the boat” method. Xiangyun also presented the wine card over the hall, sleeping on the spring couch, and Weiyangsheng copied into the style. His wave method, more than Ruizhu different, pushing the boat along the water is easy to push, then the water along the boat is also easy to get out, the sound of the waves on the bow of the boat and the sound of the waves under the boat together surging up, you say good or bad?
Hua Chen used to listen to the sound of the tart is a secret fumbling thing, why ever see this head of the fast and happy. Now see, that kind of lust than the usual coughing season is more different, can not be tolerated intention. Waiting for Xiang Yun full count, then stood up and said: “Now it’s your turn.” On one hand to take the card, one hand inserted in the crotch of the pants, first to undo the belt. And then uncovered the third look, do not feel alarmed, said to the crowd: “This one is not allowed to use, only to have to change a different one.” Xiang Yun sisters three together clamor up, first the remaining cards hidden in a place, and then look at this one.
So it’s the story of “The Slave Who Wants to Marry”, where a woman shrugs up her posterior and fucks a man in a dragon’s penis routine. Why is it such a coincidence? How many cards can’t be revealed, but this one? It turned out to be his sisters three discussed the scheme. After all, he thought that the three of them were taking turns to shuffle the cards, so they made this one a counting number and wanted to share it with him. Who would have thought that he would have ordered in advance that all the people would be in the first place and the officials would be in the second place, so Rui Yu put this one in the third place when he shuffled the cards. Now it is the reward of his pride that he happened to get it.
After reading the cards, they urged Hua Chen to take off his pants. Hua Chen refused to take off his pants, saying, “May I ask you all to be fair, can this be done? And what about that thing of his, is it possible to do this thing? Everyone think about it.” Three said: “This can not be said, if we reveal, you can forgive us? Moreover, the words of not being allowed to change the cards were also said by you. You are the only one who is familiar with the method on the card. If you knew you couldn’t use this one, why didn’t you get rid of it beforehand? Now that you’ve revealed it, what else can you say? Take off your pants quickly, so as to save the crowd from having to do it.” He also said to Wei Yang Sheng: “Good Supervisor, why don’t you open your mouth and move your hands? Why do I need you?” Weiyangsheng said: “It is not the supervisor favoritism, in fact, I this thing, behind him originally can not afford. But also to open a case of atonement, wait for him to eat a few more cups of wine, when this thing to go.” Three people: “You this sentence, only as a fart! If you eat wine as an officer, we should only eat wine in the first place, should not be an officer. The one who has no shame and is willing to take off his clothes and make a fool of himself in front of others?”
Weiyangsheng saw him say strict and righteous, no words, only to beg the crowd said: “Now I have nothing to say, just ask the carved order to open a side of the net, do not seek to blame, and so he took off his pants, a little to see the general idea just.” Xiang Yun, Rui Yu also refused to rely on, to be general with ordinary officers, Ruizhu purple a purple eyes said: “As long as you see the general idea is just. Is it necessary to exhaust the law not?” Weiyangsheng said: “This is still easy.” He reached out to pull Hua Chen to take off his pants for him. Hua Chen insisted on refusing, was not Yangsheng bitter persuasion, bowed his head in shame, can only be curved from. He unzipped his pants and crouched on the head of the spring couch. Weiyangsheng took out the penis, smeared with saliva, only in the anus outside against a against, Hua Chen screamed. I was about to stand up and not allow him to do, who thought that this class of evil young people arranged three pairs of poisonous hands waiting for him. At first, the words of the purple eyes, is to coax him to take off his pants, wait for him to take off his pants on the spring couch, they all went forward, the head of the head of the head, sealing the hand of the sealing hand, not to mention stand up, to move the body can not be. There is even one of the most evil, hiding in the back of the Wei Yangsheng, waiting for him against the anus of the season, the body of the Wei Yangsheng pushed hard. The penis actually pushed half way, and then hold the body of Wei Yangsheng, pumping for him. Hua Chen was like killing a pig, shouting “spare my life”. Weiyangsheng said: “human life is related, not when the important thing, spare him.” The people said: “He said at first that the official is different from all the people, regardless of the number of times, straight to lose before living, and now ask him to lose or not?” Hua Chen answered in a row: “Lost, lost.”
The crowd saw that he was in a terrible state and had to let go. Hua Chen stood up, just like a dead man, words can not speak, stand also can not stand firmly, only to ask the maid to help back. Later, the anus is bloated, cold and fever, sleep for three or four days before climbing up. Since then, although the heart of the hate, only because to do this pile of hooks, not good to resent the people of colleagues, but only with him up, a man and four women, sleep with the bed, to say that not all of their happy place.
Weiyangsheng out of the day, the original and Yanfang about a period of three months, will come back to see him in labor. I didn’t want to forget to come back and wait until I thought of the date, but it was already three months later. He asked his bookkeeper to ask around and heard that Yanfang had already given birth to two daughters. The four of them organized a banquet to congratulate him. And a few days of fun, before sending him back.
Yanfang was afraid that the child’s tired body was not good for making fun, so she hired two milkmaids to carry the child and raise him. It was at the time of the moon that Weiyangsheng arrived. I told him to reorganize the flag and guns, and to pursue the past accumulation of fires. But I didn’t realize that the people were so poor that I couldn’t afford to collect the money. Why? Because in four or five months, one man against four women, wantonly raped, day and night, there is no reason not to be tired? Since then, Yanfang can not attempt its desire, so there is a sense of remorse.
Comment: There are sick of this back to describe too much, not for adulterers and adulteresses to leave room for those who, but not this back to the strange and obscene insufficient to start the next back of the tragic report. It is difficult for him to be indulged in his place. Seeing Yuxiang specializing in strange sex, for her husband to pay off the debt, then I realized that the previous several times might as well describe too much ear.
The 18th time, his wife’s fall from grace and his debts are paid in secret, and his brother’s fight with her is a secret claim for his former debts.
Weiyangsheng pleased with things by slow table, and then his wife Yuxiang with the right honest with the maid Ruyi escape, go to a place, suddenly bellyache. The things in his belly at first at home when the time to fight again by all means, and now go to the road to suffer some hard work, do not realize that it fell down. If the fall a few days earlier, would not save this move? Now escape out, can not go back, in vain to do the elopement of the people, is not the husband created the sins of the people to bring him so?
Quan Laoshi’s original intention was revenge, not lust. Since he was abducted, he wanted to sell him into the water, but because he was pregnant, he hesitated. At this time, I saw him fall into the womb, and only then did I make up my mind. I brought the two masters and maids into the capital and stayed in a store, looking for someone to sell their goods to. Whenever a person sells a good person as a prostitute, he or she must make a trap and hide it from the woman, saying only that they have relatives here and ask them to find a room to live in, so that they can bring someone to see if they are interested in him or her, so that they can trick him or her into becoming a prostitute. There was a bawd in the capital called “Gu Xianniang”, who knew Yuxiang was a rare commodity as soon as she saw him, and according to what the matchmaker said about her price, she even bought Ruyi, and continued to serve him as a maid.
After Quan honestly sold Yu Xiang, he was a little overjoyed and gradually remorseful. In my mind, I heard the sutra said, to know the past life because of the recipient in this life, is to know the future life because of the author in this life. It is my own wife did something ugly, how do you know that it is not the reason why I lusted after someone’s wife in my previous life? It is not known that I have returned my wife to her in this world. I should only be obedient to the contrary, why go back to the wife of adultery, creating the sins of the past life? If I want to take revenge, since I slept with him for a couple of nights, it would be enough for me to get rid of my grudge, but why did I sell him as a whore? Why did you sell him as a whore, and sell his daughter into the water? Quan Laoshi thought of this, can not help but hammer chest stuttering, hate themselves. Think of the former things have been done wrong, irreparable, only a confession of enlightenment in this life, the method of pre-cultivation of the next life. On the sale of silver, alms and disabled poor people, their hair cut off half, made a head of the Buddha, to go everywhere to cloud travel, to visit the real monks, ask him to shave. Later traveled to the Cangshan Mountain, met the Lifeng Elder, know is a living Buddha, on the Mo Ding converted to him, twenty years of hard work, became the fruit. This is a later story.
But said Yuxiang fall into prostitution, and Ruyi two went to Gu Xianniang home, to see the movement, only to know is not the light of the good family. That is, the chaste woman crossed the threshold of this heavy can not run out, let alone already is a woman in disgrace? Yuxiang saw nothing to be done, but to feel at ease and stick to the intention, do the behavior of a woman in a green house. So he changed his name to □ Miao, take a table word, so as to wait for the john to address. The author also called him Yuxiang, to save people from looking at the eyes.
On the first night of his arrival, there was a rich man who came to visit him. To the second day to go, Gu Xianniang can not keep him, he went to the season commanded Gu Xianniang said: “This your love looks beautiful, every piece is good, but only the lack of those three masterpieces. You should still teach him. I will leave you now, and come back to ask for advice when you have taught him.” He said, “I’ll go back. Why did he say this? It turned out that Gu Xianniang had three skills in her life, all of which had never been taught by a woman. When he was a teenager, his appearance was normal, but he had enjoyed a reputation for more than thirty years. With him to get along with all the countryside gentry big old man, the prince grandson, to forty or fifty years of age, there are still rich and noble people to go to whore him, it is for this three kinds of stunts. The first is to bend the yin on the yang; the second is to shrug the yin to catch the yang; the third is to give up the yin to help the yang. He and the man officer, teach the man to sleep on his back, he climbed up, the penis into the yin, stand up to set a period of time, sit down to rub a period of time, and stand up to set a period of time. Other women get a few times on the sore legs and feet, can not move. His knees are like iron casting, the more you get the more strength. Not only flattering men, even their own very happy. This is called down on the yin on the yang, is his first skill. He sometimes sleeps with men under the officer, and then do not teach the man a person to focus on, to be sure to put their own body shrug up, the man against a, he welcomed a welcome; men pumping a pump, he let a let. Not only for half the man’s energy, his own family also took half the advantage. If the woman does not welcome not to send, only to call the man pumping against, why not the clay sculpture of the beauty of the waist control a deep hole, as long as the extension of the penis into it, can be pumped, why do we need to live with the officer? So do famous prostitutes to know this kind of reasoning, only to please the man’s heart, to get their own happy. This is called shrugging yin and Yang, is his second skill. As for the method of Yin help Yang, a hair of mystery, he and the man officer, and then refused to make the limited Yin essence leaked in the useless place, every time to lose, so that the man by him once the benefits. What kind of law is this? It turned out that he and the man officer to the time of the loss, he instructed the man, taught him to put the glans against the heart of the flower, can not be moved; he can make the heart of the small holes and the glans on the small holes on the opposite, in advance of the method of suction to teach the man, to the point of a leakage of yin essence, it was sucked into the man’s penis, by the coccyx and straight up, and then into the Dantian. The beauty of this thing, not only ginseng and ginseng is difficult to compete with the work, is the medicine of immortality, the original is just so. This kind of magic is his sixteen years old on a foreigner to whore him, inadvertently said this reason, was he learned over, met with sentient johns, taught so and so, johns according to him to do, there is no untested. With him after a few nights, not only the spirit of doubled, even the color of the face is also bright. People say it is the reincarnation of a fairy, so teach him to be a fairy mother. This kind of reasoning has been passed on to the whoremonger, the whoremonger should go to their own homes to do, do not need to use him. You must know that although the method of sucking sperm can be passed on, the method of the sperm hole is not to be taught. In the officer of the woman is good at making up, these tips, only he understands, where other women to make up. Wonderful in the world of women are lost, but only one of his unique understanding, so it is called a masterpiece.
Yuxiang in the beginning to the end of the season, where I know that there are three kinds of stunts, johns and his officers, to see him the first kind of stunts still do not, the two kinds of hair can not be done, with him hastily finished. Sleeping until dawn, see his beauty, give him up, but unfortunately do not know this method, so the time of departure have some advice. Xianniang sent the john out the door, he scolded him for playing a delicate gesture, not flattered, the big money pick up a night to send away, how to make money in the future, to be whipped up. Yuxiang kneeled down and begged again and again, Xianniang only spared, on these three stunts, day and night with him to talk about. With his own john officer, he taught him to stand again in front of a close look, will and will not be, so that he can teach him face to face; he and the john officer, he also sat in front of a close look, yes or no, so that he can remind him face to face.
As the saying goes, there is nothing difficult under the sun, but only those who have the will. Yuxiang afraid of the law of the pimp, do not dare not learn, only a month or two work to the three stunts have learned. And also beautiful posture, pen and ink fine work, a moment of fame to move the capital. There was not a single country squire, a great lord, a prince or a grandson who did not come to appreciate it. There were even two big officials who were very willing to break the banknote, stayed with him for one night, and would surely give him one or two dozens of gold. Who are these two big officials? It turns out to be the husband of Ruizhu and Ruiyu, one is called Crouching Yunsheng, and the other is called Yiyunsheng. Because of the prison in the capital, heard of the fame of Yu Xiang, two brothers compete to visit first. At first it was Crouching Yunsheng, who went to the whorehouse for a few nights without telling his brother. Later, it was Yixunsheng who went to a prostitute a few nights without his brother’s knowledge. One day, the two brothers questioned each other, so they simply wrapped up the jade incense in their home and made it available for public use. Not only brothers with the same benefit, and the same door, and even Xiang Yun’s husband named XuanXuanZi, also from time to time embellished. And he slept for a night or two, and even some of the old as strong up. Fang just know yuxiang yin is actually a tonic, if you take such a wife, actually do not need to avoid the difference.
Crouching Yunsheng brothers sat in prison for a year, accidentally remembered his hometown, to go back to see his wife, on the central a favor, begging Dasi Cheng to give leave for a few months, Dasi Cheng approved. The three brothers and sisters said goodbye to Yuxiang go back together. To the home, no less than three beautiful for the husband after the reception, asked always outside the prostitute a few female customers. The three husbands will get along with the words of Yu Xiang Chen said again, and the three kinds of stunts in order to exaggerate out. Fragrant cloud sisters three the second day up each of the heard, are generally surprised. Rui Zhu and Rui Yu said: “I don’t believe there is such a monster among women. This is to say, we three are useless, these words or the three of them together to create, to motivate us to work hard meaning.” Xiang Yun said: “Such things can not be hidden from the people we get along with, he has seen a wide range of knowledge, if there is this kind of prostitute, he knows after all. Waiting for him to come in, we ask is.” Rui Zhu, Rui Yu said: “also said yes.”
One day, when it was the Qingming Festival, the three husbands went out to sweep the graves together, and had to come back on the second day. They asked the maid to invite Weiyangsheng to meet them. Once they met, they asked him about this suspicious matter. Weiyangsheng said: “The world’s things are strange and weird, or the prostitute inside this kind of Yin is not known. He is in the capital, I will meet him one day, to wait for me to whore him one night, if to me over, only then is a real monster.” Four people said a while, stayed the night. Weiyangsheng the next day out, thought, their three husbands words such as the same mouth, visible this pile of things is true. In today’s world, there is such a strange man, why not go to meet him for a while? Moreover, my essence and blood by these four or five women also consumed much, is about to learn a picking battle method. I want to learn a method of picking battles. That prostitute has many wonderful skills, I only spend a night with him, to teach the method of sucking essence, will be used for a lifetime. The idea is finalized, will first return to his hometown to see his wife, and then go to the capital to visit the famous prostitute. He went to the capital to visit the prostitute:
Touching the East Mountain, I can’t exhaust the chest of indignation; scooping up the West River, I can’t wash away the color of shame.
To find out the breakdown, it’s next time.
Commentary: Weiyangsheng’s prostitution has been created to the extreme, if his wife stops stealing and does not become a prostitute, people are not happy. Even if she is a whore, her heart is still not happy. Even if she is a prostitute, she stops at taking other customers and is not as good as the husband of Xiang Yun’s sister, and her heart is still not happy. An obscene book to see the head, no one to report, a little of the sins of the wind flow of people, there is no not through the body under the sweat of the person, so the obscene book can not not read more also!
In the nineteenth chapter, the sinful crimes have been filled up, and the two women’s chambers have made a fool of themselves, and the Zen opportunity is about to be released, and all the beautiful colors have become empty.
Weiyangsheng on the way out, went to say goodbye to Sai Kunlun, the home affairs entrusted to him, asking him to take care of. Sai Kunlun said: “The matter of entrusting a wife to send a child is not an easy task, it is easy to send a child, it is very difficult to entrust a wife. I can only take care of the salary for you, can’t defend the door for you.” Weiyangsheng said, “What I entrusted to you is only for the salary, not for the door. Your brother-in-law is a person who has been here before, and is different from those who married their husbands for the first time. The world’s most useful man is just like Quan honest, he still think he is not good, want to be with my brother for life. I think there is no second man like little brother, buddy do not have to worry.” Sai Kunlun said: “also said yes, as long as the younger brother trust bad brother, entrusted also may not want to.”
Weiyang Sheng farewell Sai Kunlun, write a seal of secret za send goodbye to the flowers Chen and Xiang Yun sisters, and Yanfang muse for a few nights, only to get up. Not one day, to the hometown, walked to the iron door, knocked half a day does not open. Heart secretly happy that he gateway this strict, I think there is no one to go in, I’ll come back a few days late may as well. Knocked straight to the evening, only then there was a figure in the doorway to look at, not Yangsheng know is the iron case of the Taoist, called “father-in-law open the door, my son-in-law came back”. Iron case Taoist heard, busy door open, receive him in.
Weiyangsheng walked into the center hall, met the salute, then asked about the rise and residence. First wait for the father-in-law’s Taian, and then ask your love’s Qingji. Taoist sighed: “the old man’s body is still rough and safe, but the daughter since the virtuous son-in-law to go, on the sick, sleep and sleep, food and drink do not enter, even into the melancholy of the disease, not on a year on the death.” Said let out a cry. Weiyangsheng said: “How such a strange thing?” Also cried bitterly. Weeping for a while, and then asked, “Where is the casket, now buried or not?” The Taoist said, “It is now in the cold room, waiting for you to come back to see it before it is buried.” Weiyangsheng went to the cold room, crouched on the casket and wept again.
Where did this coffin come from? It turns out that the iron title Taoist saw his daughter with someone to escape, it is not good to say, one is afraid of the township house to make fun of, and secondly, afraid of son-in-law to be people, only to buy a coffin back, sealed and nailed, only that his daughter died of illness, parked in the home, not only to cover the ears of others, but also to avoid the son-in-law’s quest. Weiyangsheng because of his usual sincerity, no falsehoods, so do not suspect, but complained about not come back early, so that he died of melancholy. He asked a few monks to do three days and three nights of good deeds to recommend the spirit of the deceased, teaching him to be born early and early, not to resent her husband’s lust for women, and to be jealous in the underworld, to do the story of the living Wang Kui. After the recommendation, still in the name of traveling, don’t say goodbye to the Taoist, to the capital, to learn the formula of tonic.
Not a day, to the capital, settled luggage, went to visit the good people. When I found the place, I went to the door to pay my respects. Who would have thought that Yuxiang a few days ago by a big official invited to sleep for a few days and refused to let him back. Xianniang replied to Weiyangsheng, who had no choice but to return to his apartment. After two days, and went to visit, Xianniang said: “Daughter had a word yesterday, said today by the evening on the arrival.” Weiyangsheng heard, on the send john gold thirty taels, there are a few private gifts, to be sent to him back face. Xianniang received the money, and said: “Now it is still early in the day, if you have other things, and go a while to come back, if there is no other things, just wait here.” Weiyangsheng said: “I came specifically for your love, no other business.” Xianniang said, “Wait here, go to my daughter’s room and sit down, or read a book, or sleep. As soon as my daughter arrives, she will come and keep you company.” Said, then led Weiyangsheng into the room, instructed a small prostitute to teach him tea service. Then he said to Wei Yang Sheng: “I have something to take care of, so I can’t accompany you.” Then he turned around and came out.
Weiyangsheng want to raise the spirit, so that the night officer, from the moment of noon to sleep, sleep until twilight, only to get out of bed, take a book is reading, only to see a beautiful woman outside the window to open a sheet of him, and panicked to go away, but like to avoid the general. Weiyangsheng asked the small prostitute said: “Fang just open my person is which one?” The little prostitute said, “It is my sister.” When Weiyangsheng saw those scenes, he was afraid that he would refuse, so he came out to ask for an audience.
Yuxiang at first opened a picture, recognized his husband, only that there is the intention to catch him, so panicked, to discuss with Xianniang to go. I do not want to go to the immortal lady’s room, have not spoken, I saw Weiyangsheng rushed to, only to Xianniang said: “This person can not be picked up, do not let him see me.” He ran into Xianniang’s room and closed the door and windows firmly, without making a sound. Xianniang didn’t know what was going on, but thought that he didn’t love him, so she wouldn’t receive him. She went to Weiyangsheng and said, “I have a letter from my daughter again, but I am still being kept by him and cannot come back. But how?” Weiyangsheng said: “Your love is back. How can you say that? Could it be that you blame me for the slightest gift?” Xianniang said, “I really didn’t come back, but I didn’t mean anything by it.” Weiyangsheng said, “You were clearly looking at me outside the window, but when you did, you avoided me. How to speak such nonsense? It is some blame me, but also have to meet with me to see a side, and then put the words to quit me, I also can quit. Why do you have to be so desperate?”
Gu Xianniang just replied according to the previous words. Weiyangsheng said “I just saw a woman hiding in your room to go, if indeed not come back, to wait for me to search a search, if the search is not possible, I do not whoring, gifts are not taken, and even go back.” Xianniang see him right needle, fear that he searched out people and embarrassed, only to say to him: “I do not lie to your husband, come is really come. Just by a sinful man a series of liquefaction of a few nights, the body lack of security, to rest for a night or two, before the meaning of good guest. Since you insist on seeing, to be I call him out is, why need to search.” Weiyangsheng said: “This and so on, to wait for me to go in person to invite, so as not to say that my intention to come is not sincere, and then have to excuse.” Then he and Xianniang went to the door of the room and invited them together. Xianniang said, “My son, I want to meet you, you can come out to meet for a while.” He called a few times, but he didn’t see any sound. Weiyangsheng also called for a while, but did not see the door open.
Yuxiang saw that the momentum is not good, remembering that after the meeting will certainly alarm the government. If the penalty is increased, it is inevitable to die. It is better to die before the meeting, and save the fun. She took off her belt and tied it on the beam to kill herself. After the united students see the door can not be opened, open in, people have been hanged to death. Weiyangsheng saw the accident, want to get away, where there is the heart to see the hanged person is what face, so turn around and actually go. Xianniang saw that he had forced someone to die, and pulled him back, saying: “Where are you going? I have no grudge against you, why did you force the person I raised to die?”
Just when the school asked, only to see a lot of johns to come, are some gentlemen, used to johns YuXiang’s, for several days because of the people to pick up not to meet, heard that he came back, we all coincidentally come to see him. See was forced to die, everyone angry hair, they ordered the housekeeper all hands, the Wei Yangsheng pressed on the ground, with a short stick hit thousands, only the fatal place has not been injured, the rest of the skin and flesh there is no one not by him to beat the black and blue rotten, after the fight, on the iron practice, locked in the dead next to the man. To wait for the local township security together to see, so that the head of household to report to the police.
Weiyangsheng first want to escape, do not look at the dead. Now was beaten and damaged, and locked in the dead next to the expected not to get out of the body, the dead face of the mind to take a closer look, it was shocked up, thinking that this face and my late wife is no different, is it the world’s face is actually so the same? Looked and thought, thought and looked again, the more like, the more I think the more is. I do not feel suspicious, how do you know that my wife is not fleeing with someone, my father-in-law is not good enough to say, buy a coffin to deceive me is not known. Moreover, this woman if there is no false things, why see me to hide, hide to the back to see can not escape, to find up to kill themselves. Thinking of this, has eight points of understanding, and remembered that his wife has a moxibustion scars in the top door, is not born hair, why do not I check carefully today. He was separated from his crow’s bun, and when he looked inside, there was a piece as big as a finger, and there was no hair, so it was undoubtedly him.
Suddenly saw the local township guards crowded into the room, asked about the origin of the death. Weiyangsheng said: “Hanging person is my wife, was abducted out, sold with Xianniang customers. He didn’t know it, but he came to visit him. He was too vain to meet, so he hanged himself from a beam. And then locked in a place, a close look at the face to recognize. I have no choice but to go to the official to complain about this injustice, and I just want to go to the official as soon as possible, so that I can see the sun.” The people asked Xianniang, “What kind of person sold this woman to you? Xianniang did not know the answer, said: “He is full of nonsense, always evasive words, I have a maid with this woman, at the same time Ming bought.” The people said: “Hanged people can’t talk, ask the maid and you’ll understand.” Xianniang got up and went to call Ruyi, who wanted to search for half a day did not see, only that he left. He hid under Xianniang’s bed, and was seen by the crowd, who dragged him out.
It turned out that he also saw Weiyangsheng, panicked, with Yuxiang together to hide in the room, saw Yuxiang hanged, Weiyangsheng and hit the room, knowing that there is no benefit, so drilled under the bed to hide. I didn’t want to be seen and dragged out. The people pointed at Weiyangsheng and asked, “Do you recognize this person?” Ruyi still want to deny, but how can the color of the face, the voice in the mouth actually for him to hand over the certificate of recognition. The people know some of the reasons and then put the words to threaten him, he put Yu Xiang home with someone adultery, pregnant afraid of his father know put to death, only to follow someone with their own escape, who want someone negative, sell him down the drain words, detailed recounted once again.
The people know the plot, they advised him to solve the two, do not have to alarm the officials to move the government. One forced the death of his wife, I do not expect to resist; a woman to buy a guest, I do not think it is abduction. Only this maid asked the original owner still want, if you want, then ransom him back; do not, still stay here. Weiyangsheng to this time, only as a dead person, even their own body can not want, can not wait to die a moment earlier is also good, where there is still want him. He said to the crowd: “In theory, we should go to the public court, and ask the government to investigate for me to eliminate the hidden hatred. But I am afraid of being spread around, reputation is not elegant, why don’t we follow all of you, hold back a bit. Since this maid has been a whore, it’s not convenient to bring her back, so he’s just over here.” Xianniang saw him tell the truth and thought that there would be no trouble, so she followed all the people’s punishment, opened the iron lock, recovered the money, and sent him out. When he was leaving, he was scolded by the johns for forgetting how many tortoises before he could get away.
Weiyangsheng returned to his apartment, stick sore attack, screaming, shouting, shouting. He thought to himself, “I only said that I should sleep with other people’s wives, but my wife did not have to sleep with other people, so I have been lusting all day long, and I want to take advantage of all the advantages of the world. But I did not know that retribution was so swift. I slept with a man’s wife, and he slept with my wife; I slept with a man’s wife, or I stole her privately, and she slept with me openly; I took a man’s wife, or I became a concubine, and she took me as a whore. It seems to me that adultery and fornication are not to be done. I still remember three years ago, Lone Peak Elder advised me to become a monk, I refused to follow, he said the fruit of adultery to persuade me, I said with him strongly that adultery may not be everyone’s reward. Now it seems that there is no such thing as unrewarded. I also said that a person’s wife and concubine is limited, the world’s female sex is infinite, if you have committed adultery unlimited women, one or two wives and concubines to pay off the debt will be less profit, is not called a loss. Now I am planning to get up, I have slept with more than five or six women in my life, and my own wife has become a prostitute and slept with more than dozens of women. The world’s interest where there is heavy like this pile? Lifeng also said that this reasoning is not based on words, teach from the meat on the enlightenment, only to see the understanding. I these years, the meat on the sweet and sour taste through, and now by this scolding and abuse also have no face to return to their hometown, at this time if you do not come to your senses, how long will it be? How about writing an earnest book to send with Sai Kunlun, teach him to find a family to send Yanfang out, two children, with him to take also, stay with Sai Kun to raise also. My own one even to the Cangshan Mountain to find the lonely peak Elder, kowtow to him one hundred and twenty times, accompanied by the previous is not, and then ask him to point out the confusion, lead back to the path of enlightenment, how not good?
The idea was finalized, we must write a book, but how can we not both arms were injured by the crowd, can not write words. Will recuperate for a month, arm well, to write a book, coincidentally, Sai Kunlun has a book mailed, opened, said that there is an urgent matter at home, told him to hear the day of the letter, even if he got up, and did not say that the urgent matter is that one. Weiyangsheng heart puzzled, do not know what is the matter, so cross-examine the person. The visitor said, “Erniang ran away with someone.” Weiyangsheng asked again: “With whom did he run away?” The visitor said, “I don’t know, not even my family, not even the maids in the house know. He only said that before he left, he heard some noise on the bed every night. And then got up and did not see a figure. A dozen nights in a row, that day early in the morning, only to see the door open, looking for Erniang, but I do not know where to go. Therefore, the master of the family one side of the search, one side of the villain came to catch up with the gentleman back.”
Weiyangsheng sighed, this letter is another retribution. It is evident that the debt of adultery and fornication can never be borrowed. Borrowed double, returned a hundred times. How do you know that these two daughters are not the seeds of debt repayment, now also can not worry about a lot, so write a letter of determination, replied to the Sai Kunlun Road:
After sending back the book, I wanted to get up, to bring the book box with me, and to serve as a shaman. But on second thought, I was afraid that if a cunning boy was around, he would become lustful again, so I thought it would be better not to see him, so that my mind would not be disturbed. I told Shuzu to follow the visitors and sent him back. He packed his baggage and went to Brahmaputra Mountain alone.
Comment: The author’s intention is not seen until this time. Anyone who reads the Flesh Pope Troupe will only read it once, and those who can read it three or four times will be able to read the novel.
The twentieth time, the cloth bag is wide, the colorful ghosts and cunning heroes are ingested, and the Chandan Road is wide, the wrongdoers and debtors meet each other.
But said Lone Peak monk since the let go since the not yet born, always complaining that, after all, it is my magic power is not high, the heart is not cut, see the love of the devil color ghosts walk by can not be collected to bind, let him flow poison in the world, wantonly evil in the women’s quarters, it is the old monk’s sins also. Both can not be bound by the devil to this leather bag what is the use? Take to hang in the pine tree outside the door, and cut a small board, write a few lines of fine print, nailed to the pine tree:
Weiyangsheng one day does not arrive, the leather bag one day does not collect; leather bag one day does not rot, the old monk’s heart one day does not die. I wish I could collect the leather bag earlier, so that I don’t have to sit on a meat sack all the time.
This thing is also strange, since the day before Yangsheng went to hang up in the pine tree, hanging to now, has been three years, not only some do not rot, but also feel than not hanging the first hard earned up. Weiyangsheng walked to the season, saw the top of the pine tree hanging a leather bag, and saw a small board on the tree, a small board with two lines of small words, read it again, do not feel the pain and cry. On this board as the Lone Peak statue, kneeling next to the pine tree do not know how many dozens of worship, and then climbed the tree, took the leather bag down, on top of the head, walked into the Buddha Hall. Encountered Lone Peak meditation, kneeling in front of him, can not stop kowtowing. From the beginning of the meditation, kowtow to out of the meditation, about three hours, more than kowtow one hundred and twenty ringing head only.
Lone Peak stepped off the bushel, and said with a hand, “Xianjushi came back to give his attention, so see the great kindness, why do you make such a heavy gift? Quickly please get up.” Weiyangsheng said: “I am a foolish disciple, I regret that I was not taught repentance, so I acted recklessly and did all sorts of things that would land me in hell. Now, although I have suffered from the present yang retribution, I have not suffered from the future yin retribution, and I ask for the old master’s mercy to accept me under the Dharma seat, so that I can repent for my past causes and return to the right fruits. I don’t know if the old master is willing to accept the appointment?” Lone Peak said, “Since you have accepted my leather sack in, how can I not accept it. I am only afraid that you are not firm in your Taoism, and in the future you will have to enter the dust again.” Weiyangsheng said, “Because of my extreme remorse, I have turned back. Now I just think that I have escaped from the hell, and I don’t dare to go there again. Naturally, there is no repetition, I only beg the master to accept it.” Lone Peak said, “In that case, I will accept you.” Wei Yang Sheng climbed up and saluted. Lone Peak chose a good day to do his hair. Weiyangsheng told Lone Peak, and took his own legal name as “Stubborn Stone”. Firstly, he hated that he did not turn back early and was like a stubborn stone; secondly, he was grateful to Lone Peak for his good speech, which made the stubborn stone that had not nodded for three years still nodded its head. Since then, he has been a Zen practitioner, concentrating on the path of enlightenment.
Who wants to be a teenager in the end some inconvenience, with your forced, lustful heart hard to scratch the fire of desire. In the daytime Buddha read the scriptures naturally mixed, sleep in the middle of the night, that sinful thing unconsciously have to grind up people, do not live in the quilt in the way of tripping, and press and press him not, put and put him not down, only to think of a method to settle him. Either to borrow a finger to save the day, or to find a disciple to solve the problem, these two things are the monk’s convenient method. Weiyangsheng is not like this, he said the monk, no matter whether adultery or adultery, always to eliminate the main desire. Although these two things do not violate the terms and conditions, do not lose reputation and honor, can not eliminate the desire of the heart, and adultery is no different. Moreover, the hand cannon is the medium of the house, the male style is a woman’s gradual, on the false and think of the real, and from this and the other, this inevitable situation, can not be prohibited at the beginning. Occasionally, one night, dreaming of flowers and cloud sisters to the nunnery to worship Buddha, even Yu Xiang, Yanfang is also in it, not Yangsheng saw the indignation of the extreme, asked the flowers and cloud sisters to help him take into the sleep think of the twinkling of an eye disappeared Yuxiang, Yanfang two, only the remaining four old friends, to lead him into the room of the Zen, everyone took off their clothes, and actually want to do to win the will come. The penis to the nether door is about to dry up, was suddenly awakened by the barking of the forest, only to realize that it was a dream. That warped a thing, even in the nest inside the east a drill, the west head, to find the old gateway. Stubborn stone pinched this thing, was about to think of a way to settle him, and suddenly stopped, the root of my life’s sins, all because of this, he is my enemy, now how to indulge him up. He stopped his delusion, and wanted to have a peaceful sleep.
Who wants to turn over and over again can not sleep, always for that piece of evil root in the quilt disturbing. I thought to myself that it would not be good to have this evil thing with me for a long time, so I might as well cut him off to prevent future troubles. Moreover, the dog meat is the most established thing in Buddhism, so it is not good to attach him to the body. If you do not cut off, only as an animal, not a person, to the end of the ground, only to turn a person’s body, how to become a Buddha as an ancestor? Thought of this, not waiting for the daybreak, on the glaze light down the fire, take a thin knife to cut vegetables. One hand twisted the penis, one hand picked up a thin knife, hate life cut down. It is also his person will turn, animal luck will end, cut down the season actually do not feel very painful.
From then on, his desire was eliminated and his good thoughts became stronger. He stayed for half a year, but he still practiced in a general way, without ever taking the precepts. Half a year later, gathered one or two dozen monks, are dead heart to accept the precepts, there is no change of mind of the people, please Lifeng Deng altar say. But all monks to be precepted, first of all, the life of the criminals have done piece by piece to say out, fixed the crime, and then kneel in front of the Buddha, begging the great monks to do penance for him. If there is a piece of not say out, is to deceive the Buddha, committed the unpardonable article, with your hard to cultivate a life can not be the fruit of righteousness.
The monks invited Lone Peak to ascend the altar to worship, in order to set the order of entry. Everyone sat on both sides, Lone Peak said some of the rules and regulations of the precepts, and then asked the monks to show their sins, not to hide. Stubborn stone into the door the latest sitting at the end of the seat. A turn before his turn, only to hear the monks inside there are murderers and arsonists, there are thieves and adulterers, all their own confession out. Later, the turn of a monk, crude appearance, sitting on the top of the stone, also reported: “I have never done anything evil, only sell my body and servants, raped the master’s daughter, and even his daughter are abducted, sold with the brothel for the brothel this pile of criminals. Really deserved to die, begging master repentance.” Lone Peak said: “You this sin is significant, I’m afraid that repentance does not come. Since ancient times, ‘all evil is the head of prostitution’, just one word of prostitution is also hooked tight, how to do abduction? How can you sell him into prostitution? You have a few lifetimes of this sin will not be able to rise, I will do your penance, but I am afraid that the Bodhisattva is not allowed, how?” The monk said, “Master, I was forced to do this by others, not by myself. Because the woman’s husband first raped my wife, and then forced me to sell him, I have no power, I can’t defeat him, so I was forced to the Liangshan Mountain, did this. It is justifiable, or it can be repented of.”
Hearing this, the stubborn stone did not feel moved, so he asked the old senior brother: “What is the name of the woman you abducted him to sell? Which family’s wife? The daughter of that family? Where is she now?” Monk said: “He is the wife of Wei Yang Sheng, the daughter of the Iron Case Taoist, called Yuxiang, the maid called Ruyi, now in the capital to receive customers.” Weiyangsheng was shocked and said, “In that case, you are Quan Laoshi!” The monk said, “Could it be that you are Weiyangsheng?” The stubborn stone said, “Precisely.” The two walked off the bushel, each apologize for not, and then to the Lone Peak total dissected the original situation, the criminals. Lone Peak laughed and said, “Good! The wrongdoers also have the day to meet. Thanks to the Buddha’s mercy, created this broad road, so that the two enemies walking, no obstacles. If they had met on other roads, they would not have been able to make friends. You two criminals were not repentance, thanks to the two ladies to pay the debt for their husbands, so that your criminality is much lighter. Otherwise, not to mention practicing for one lifetime, even if you practice for ten lifetimes, you will not be able to get out of the cycle of wandering, and you will not be saved from the calamity. I am now repenting for you, and I beg the Buddha to look upon those two wives with great mercy and leniency and treat you with a little leniency.” He told the two men to kneel in front of the Buddha, and recited the sutra himself, repenting for the two of them.
After the confession, the stubborn stone and asked: “May I ask the master, the adulterer has both a wife and daughter, the wife has repaid the debt, the young girl in his arms, can also pardon him over, and later do not pay the debt?” Lone Peak shook his head and said, “Pardon but, pardon but. Adulterers, unless they do not give birth to daughters, if they give birth to daughters is the seed of debt repayment. There is no pardon for him.” Weiyangsheng said: “I do not hide from the master, disciple existing two debt seed, the future is certainly not pardoned. Disciple to not master back, with the sword in addition to the root of sin, just as born a pot of water drowned, never led up the general.” Lone Peak put his palms together and recited a “Amitabha Buddha” said: “Such evil words, should not be out of your mouth, into my ears. There is a monk who has received the precepts of the law still want to kill the reason?” Stubborn stone said: “both can not kill, when with what method to deal with it?” Lone Peak said: “those two children are not your children, is the God of heaven to see you do evil but, specially sent with you to repay the debt. As the old saying goes, ‘one good can solve a hundred evils’, you are just a good heart, no transfer, or the God of heaven back to the heart, for you to collect, it is not known. Why do you need to use any wise sword?” The stubborn stone nodded and said, “Yes.” Then he was bent on goodness and worshipped the Buddha.
After another half a year, he was speaking with Lone Peak in the Zen Hall when he suddenly saw a big man barging through the door. The stubborn stone took a look and saw that it was Sai Kunlun. He first visited the statue of Buddha and then worshipped Lone Peak. Tenacious Stone said to Lone Peak, “This man is the disciple’s ally brother, called Sai Kunlun. It is the first warrior of today.” Lone Peak said, “Could it be the man who wore a hole in the wall and had five non-stealers in his life?” Obstinate stone said, “Ran also.” Lone Peak said: “This and so on, is a thief Bodhisattva. Who is the poor monk, dare to receive the Bodhisattva’s worship?” He was about to kneel down to answer the worship. Sai Kunlun busy pull back and said: “I came here today, one to visit the old man, two to participate in the living Buddha. Master if you do not accept the worship, is the road to the end of people to good, firm people to do evil heart. Can see the world should be a dark thief, should not be an open thief; should do the clothes of the thief, should not be a hole in the wall thief.” Lone Peak said, “This and so on, the poor monk dare not return the salute.” Sai Kunlun and stubborn stone salute, and then divided into guests and masters sit down, to the lonely peak of the cold temperature, stand up, to go to the back with stubborn stone to talk. Stubborn stone said: “little brother before the things with the master said, what hidden things at home may wish to face to tell.” Sai Kunlun heard, still sat down and said: “bad brother is not loyal, not only can’t trust his wife, and also can’t send his son. Today we meet very feel ashamed.” Stubborn stone said: “This and so on, I think it is the home of the sins of what is the reason.” Sai Kunlun said: “your two favorite, and no disease, sleep well in bed, they all died. On the night of death, the two lactating mothers dreamed that someone called, said his family accounts have been settled, with you not, with me to go back. When they woke up, they touched their children and they were useless. This is really weird.” Stubborn stone listened to the great joy, I am afraid of their own fear of their daughter to pay the debt, the master taught me to be good, the God of heaven naturally return to the heart for you to collect the words described again. Now the sins are eliminated, it is a great fortune, man how to talk about the negative words.
Sai Kunlun heard not feel horrified. After listening for a while, and said: “There is a good news to report you. That slut Yanfang back you to escape, in fact, hateful. Little brother all day long to visit not. Who wants to be a monk abducted, hidden in the cellar, by my heartless see, for you except.” Lone Peak said: “He hid in the cellar can be said to be extremely stable, how can you see?” Sai Kunlun said: “that monk often in the three crossroads used to do the thing of murder, I heard he has countless silver hidden in the cellar. That night to steal him, sleep think he sleeps in bed with a woman talking. I hid next to him and listened carefully, and I saw the woman say: ‘My original husband was called Quan Laoshi, although he was clumsy, but he had a horse and a saddle, and he didn’t have any other woman to share his favor with. Who would have thought that Sai Kunlun, working for Weiyangsheng, would have tricked me into marrying him? He lost his wife to go to the evil way all day long, teaching me to stay alone in the house. When his energy faded and he couldn’t cope, he went to a faraway place to avoid the work, not caring about his family’s life and death. Why should I follow such a mean man? When the disciple heard this, he realized that it was Yanfang, and was so angry that he drew his sword, lifted up the tent, and killed both of them. Then he set fire to the tent and searched for money. He took more than 2,000 pieces of gold and spent them on the poor. May I ask Master, should these two men and women be killed? Should this money be taken or not?”
Lone Peak said: “kill also should kill, take also should take, just should not be resident to kill, should not be resident to take, fear of heaven and earth on the king’s law is still some can not go, I am afraid that the yin and yang two report will not be exempted.” Sai Kunlun said: “The pain of human feelings is heavenly justice, what to say not to go?” I do a lifetime of thieves, have not made a problem, is it for this silver will violate the law of the king not?” Lone Peak said: “Resident don’t say this, heavenly justice and the law of the king two things are not a single omission. There is no one not to report, just the difference between late and fast. Report the speed of the report is also lighter, the report of the late, suddenly attacked up when it can not afford it. The monk has committed adultery, the woman has committed elopement, the God of Heaven will naturally put him to death, is not less than the thunderbolt of the God of Thunder, must be false hand to kill him not? If you want to fake a hand, everyone in the world has a hand, why don’t you go to fake a hand, and only borrow you one? Are you the only one who can kill people? The power can not be assumed, the Ta’ah can not be left aside, the killing of a major event, the God of heaven can preside over, so that the guilty are still killed by the guilty, there is no reason to pay for the unquestioned. Therefore, the future will not be exempted from the dark retribution, or different than the killing of good people, the most slightly lighter is not known. Since this pile of business since I have done a lifetime, I think your name is not a Yamen do not know, not a government does not know. Although you stole the silver to help the poor, others do not believe that you hide in the home, there will not be a day to find you. If you always get the property if really hidden at home, good to send to buy life, I’m afraid to help the poor silver a moment to catch up with the turn, there is fear for their lives. So the future of the Yang will not be exempted, I’m afraid that the attack of the late, than the first offense is slightly more significant sin is not known.”
Sai Kunlun weekdays were originally some of the people of the wolf, only because of the nature of the bad, everyone is afraid of him, so the good words do not enter the ear. Now listen to this positive theory, do not feel moved to repentance, no need to force, he actually has a meaning of anti-evil and righteousness. He said to Lone Peak: “What I have done is not what a righteous person would do. Only because the world’s rich people are not willing to spend, so to take some out, to do a few good things for him, only want to do for others, not even think of themselves. According to the master, the disciple has done many evils, the two rewards of yin and yang are unavoidable. But now that I have turned back since then, can I still repent?” Lone Peak pointed at the stubborn stone and said, “His sins are much heavier than his. Only because of a heart for good, it touched the heart of heaven, the daughter of the debt collect him back for him, this is what you personally heard, not the poor monk attached out. This is what you have heard yourself, not what the poor monk has associated with it. That is to say, if one pushes this, one will know if one can go to repentance or not.”
Stubborn stone see him have to the good heart, not to win the joy, he put his own three years ago not subject to the master’s lessons, wanton behavior, and then retribution sentence together with what he said, can not help but to the little brother as a lesson. Sei Kunlun set his mind, he worshiped Lone Peak as a teacher, cut his hair, determined to cultivate twenty years of hard work, and achieved the right result. With Lone Peak, stubborn stone together with the sitting.
It can be seen that everyone in the world can be a Buddha, but because they are bound by the words “wealth and sex”, they are unable to escape from the maze and ascend to the other shore. Therefore, in heaven, the land is vast and the people are sparse; in hell, the land is crowded and the people are narrow. The emperor of heaven is not able to hear anything; the son of Yama is not able to take care of anything. It is always the saints who opened up the heaven and earth who are meddlesome, and they should not have given birth to women and set up money, and confined people to such a state. Now put these two sentences of the Four Books to determine his crime, Dao:
Is the one who started it all a saint?
Commentary: The beginning is grateful to the saint, the end and complain about the saint, so that the saint can not rejoice, can not worry, really play the book of the world also. Still with the “Four Books” two sentences for the saint to solve the ridicule said: know me its for the meat Pudong? The one who sinned against me is a meat poodle?