Latest experimental work Patron Saint of Women’s Houses (1)
Volume 1 Warrior on the Bridge Winged Virtue Reincarnated
Fall 1993, Bamboo Valley University.
“Hi! Perish the thought, are you tired?”
“Jialing, you should be in class, why don’t you go? Don’t be afraid you’ll be pawned!”
“By the way, here’s my notes on work numbers, just take them and copy them!”
Looking at Jia Ling’s slowly departing back, I continued to sit in my seat Shang, looking at the notes Jia Ling had organized while watching the wind blowing around me.
Speaking of which, you still don’t know who I really am! My name is Wiman, I’m an electrical engineering student, and you may wonder why I’m almost always in the cabin at the entrance to the women’s dormitory. Well, that’s a story…
Bamboo Valley University was originally a scenic place, but in the new president of the order, began a large construction, determined to build the Bamboo Valley University into East Asia’s number one school, because of this, the entire school has nearly one-third of the campus has become a construction site, and there are a lot of workers came to the Bamboo University to build the various departments of the building, but these workers in the lack of proper management of the university, and gradually become the Bamboo University of the most thorny problem.
I recall that in June this year, a female student was abducted to a construction site by some workers and brutally raped, which had caused a shock on campus. However, given the mentality of the school as a humpback and the serious shortage of school police, some workers with bad behavior have been tempted to break into the female dormitory to indulge in animalistic desires.
At that time, I still remember, I have something to look for Chia-ling, I forgot to tell you, Chia-ling is the class flower of our class, not only is she pretty, but she also ranks high in the class, not only do many people in the class want to chase her, even some of the department of the department of the female students from time to time to be very courteous, I am a childhood friend of her, in fact, her father is a family friend of my father, through this relationship, we often have the opportunity to see a movie or go out to shop together. We often had the opportunity to go to the movies or out shopping together.
I went to borrow her notes that day, but when I was about to go back to my dormitory, I met two workers who tried to break into the women’s dormitory…
“Miss, you’re so pretty! Can I treat you to a movie?” One of the tall and thin workers flirted with a female classmate who was on her way back to the girls’ dormitory.
Isn’t that woman the junior sister of the Information Technology Department, known as “Little Apple”? Now I realize that she is just as her name suggests, and her face is really as sweet as an apple.
I was standing on the bridge between the women’s house and the road, witnessing the whole thing, and Little Apple was so upset that she ran for the women’s house, but the two workers were in hot pursuit, chasing after Little Apple, and when Little Apple passed by me, I decided! I’m going to intervene!
As the two workers were about to pass to my right, I immediately struck! I struck the tall and skinny worker who was running in front of me with a powerful punch. I don’t know whether the force I used was too great, or he was not prepared for it, but I struck him hard on the bridge of his nose, knocking him unconscious and sending him tumbling backward onto the ground.
The worker running behind froze, momentarily unsure whether to seek me out one-on-one or to pull out his legs and run.
“Fuck! I’m sick of you guys!” After I cursed this, I couldn’t help but feel more courageous: “If you’ve got the guts, come and nail me!” (Note: the nail alone branch that is the meaning of one-on-one) I put down the harsh words too early!
“Fuck! Let’s see how good you are!” As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately pulled out a dagger from his waist and charged at me… At that moment, I was only able to dodge his dagger… It’s not that I didn’t have the guts, but I didn’t want to be made fun of by the female students around me either! Whenever he swung his dagger, there were screams all around me, and when I narrowly escaped, there were exclamations of “That was a close call!” “That was a close one!
Before I knew it, I was cornered by the iron gate at the main entrance of the women’s dormitory, and there was nothing I could do to avoid him! I saw him coming towards me with a dagger in his hand and a domineering look on his face like a prey… He was too gullible…
The opportunity was too great to miss, so I immediately attacked him! He panicked and swung his sword… I won.
With my hand gripping the metal door, I leapt up and kicked him in the face with both feet, hitting the worker right in the cheek, and he fell to the ground with a stupefied look on his face that said, “No… no way.”
“If you dare to come here again, I won’t spare you!” I looked at Little Apple: “Why don’t you call the school police?”
Just after the words were said, the two of them dared not linger and immediately scurried away with their heads in their hands.
In order to prevent the workers from messing up the girls’ dormitory again, the school decided to set up a guard post at the bridge in front of the dormitory and asked the campus police to man it, but after the police refused on the grounds that the campus was overburdened with police work, they decided to hire a work-study student to man the guard post under the work-study system, and thanks to Apple’s persuasion, I finally agreed to do it… Thinking about it now, this was not only a relaxing job, but it also enabled me to keep an eye on the many female students, and the most important thing was that after the incident, they admired me even more! Most importantly, after this incident, they admired me even more, so I was even more relaxed, and I’m still the only male student who can freely enter and leave the women’s dormitory!
Guardian of Women’s Houses (2)
Volume 2 Casting Swords.
I’m guarding the door today as usual.
“Hey! Watchdog, why are you watching the door again today?”
The speaker is the main general of the women’s fencing club, named Zhang Meiling, said to be the daughter of a rich family, so she has developed an arrogant temper, often bossing people around. Many boys in the school eat her this way, but unfortunately I do not eat her this way, her beauty is by no means below Jia Ling and Little Apple, but her face is full of cold air, people feel difficult to get close to.
Watchdog? I’m here to protect you at the request of the girls’ home, and you call me a “guard dog”? What have I done to you?
“Shit! You talk to me nicely! Who are you calling a watchdog?”
“There’s no one here but me!”
Although a good man does not fight with a woman, this kind of evil bitch should give her a little color!
“In school only the main general of the men’s kendo club is capable of fighting me to a draw, and I don’t see any chance of you trying to win from me!”
“Do you think I’m soft? Others are afraid of you, but I, Huai Mu, am not afraid of you! If I were afraid of you, I wouldn’t have the ability to guard the door here!”
“You mean you want to challenge me?”
“That’s right! If I lose, I’ll let you call me a watchdog, no complaints whatsoever; on the contrary, if I win, you’ll have to call me by my real name, Huai Mu! How is it, you won’t lose out, this duel, do you accept?”
“Great! I was waiting to see your embarrassment at me calling out Watchdog before the crowd, where are the rules?”
“Listen! First, the match is in a week’s time in a pine forest; second, no protective gear, real swords or knives, just those two things, and the rest of the attack rules – none!”
“Ah… no protective gear…”
“What? The head general of the Women’s Kendo Club is still afraid of a challenge from a Kendo layman?”
“Who… who’s afraid of you!”
“Wyvern, are you crazy? The other party is the main general of the Kendo Club!”
“Jialing, you think I’ll lose?”
“No, I just…”
“Well, cut the crap, can I trouble you to carry a bucket of water for me, I want to forge a sword!”
Luckily, my friend Tie Zhi is quite knowledgeable about swords, and what’s even more rare is that he has actual experience in sword casting. His most satisfying masterpiece, the Tensen Rokudo Sword, is a treasure in the eyes of sword collectors, and with his help and Chia-Ling’s sacrifice of her studies to keep me company, I finally cast a sword, which is modified from a Western sword, and why it was made this way. You’ll find out why later.
“Huai Mu ah! This sword of yours isn’t quite as good as my Tensen Six Paths, but it’s already up there, so you’re going to win this time! What name are you going to give it?”
“The name… let’s call it… Unarmored!”
“Remove armor? You’re going to remove armor with a sword this thin? Are you kidding me?”
“Then you’ll see in a week’s time!”
After sending Tie Zhi back, Jia Ling was still worried and asked me, “What countermeasures do you have?”
“By the way, I’ve got a lot of balloons here, so after you finish pumping them up with the pump next to you and then letting them go, I’ll see if I can pierce them with the sword in my hand.”
“It’s not that simple… what can this be practiced for?” Jialing half-heartedly cheered, “Wyman, I’m going to release it!”
After she released the gas, the ball of vapor flew around in an irregular direction (try it yourself and you’ll see what I’m talking about), and my purpose was to use my sword in my hand… not to pierce the ball of vapor, but to write on it!
This is the difficult skill of writing on a balloon in less than five seconds without poking the balloon, and the purpose of using a western sword is because the sword itself is light and thin, making it easy to wield.
“Bang!” I knew by the sound that the balloon had broken.
“This one doesn’t work either, it’s not even scratched…”
“Ah! I cut the balloon…”
After practicing, I finally learned the technique: the sword, to move with the balloon, and to use my skillful hands to cut a mark on the balloon, it was already difficult to accomplish one of the two, let alone both at the same time. Finally, my self-created sword move, the Armor Removal with the Hands, was finalized in the course of continuous practice!
The running of a vapor balloon can be mastered, let alone catching the rhythm – the action of a human being.
The first move of my self-created Armor Disarming Sword Stance – Deftly Disarming Armor – has finally been practiced, and I’m just waiting for poor Mei-Ling to come and let me accept it.
Finally, on the day of the battle…
Since Jialing had a family reunion and couldn’t accompany me to the pine forest, only Tiezhi came to help cheer me up.
“What the other party is holding is nothing more than a handle of mortal iron, you’re sure to win!”
I looked at the unarmored armor in my hand: “Unarmored armor, it’s up to you!”
“Mei-Ling Zhang, enter the stance!”
Mei-Ling was wearing a black top and black pants, probably trying to take advantage of the somewhat dim cover of the sky! Compared to my white casual clothes, my target is very conspicuous, it seems that I am still not as good as her in terms of combat experience.
At the same time I shouted out to signal my opponent to advance, Meiling had already seized the opportunity to attack towards me! As expected of a kendo club, the offense and defense are just different from the last workers!
After narrowly dodging two of Mei Ling’s moves, I decided to take the initiative and grab an attack! While she attacked me on my way up, and I flexed and dodged, I finally attacked!
“Crafty Armor Removal!” As I shouted out the move, I began to fight around her like a walking horse, and after the move ended, I immediately withdrew from her range of attack.
I looked at Tie Zhi, and it looked like he finally realized what I was trying to do, and smiled at me knowingly.
Just now…
After looking at what she was wearing, I finally went on the offensive!
First, I approached her, hooked my armored hand around the top of her blouse, and pulled it down… revealing a pink, lacy bra…
Then, he went around to her back, and before she could turn around, he lifted up her blouse, unbuttoned her bra, went around to her front… and then used his sword to pull the bra down… a pair of white, round breasts were almost exposed.
As a matter of fact, with my current skill with the sword, it would have been easy to undress her. If Tie Zhi hadn’t been with me, I would have really wanted to undress her… I really didn’t realize that Mei-Ling was not only gorgeous, but also had a body that was so coveted.
After I retreated outside the range of her attack, I coldly replied, “Zhang Meiling, I believe you should know very well that you have already lost!”
She covered her breasts with both hands and shouted, “Watchman… Huay Mun, you… you’re dirty!” Then she ran towards the women’s dormitory
“It’s finally over… By the way, Wyatt, you’re not a good enough friend! Is it because I was there that you didn’t strip her naked?… By the way, that was a very good move you did just now! Can you teach me that day?”
“Teach you? If you learn it, won’t all the women in the world suffer? No, I will never teach you!”
“Great! I’m going to tell Jia Ling that you’ve learned such an evil trick and tell her to ignore you!”
“Tie Zhi, you beg for a fight!”
Guardian of Women’s Houses (3)
Volume III
“Huai student, I heard that you challenged the president of the women’s kendo club, Zhang Meiling, yesterday evening, what was the result?”
“She was really too strong, I only lasted five moves before I took off my sword, after all, she was a master swordsman, and I was just a layman, but AQ, in the past, past challengers were almost killed within two moves, and I was able to block up to five… alas… fifty steps are better than one hundred!”
There are a lot of people in the world, so many people knew about yesterday evening’s duel, and it even attracted an interview with a reporter from the campus publication “Bamboo Valley Campus Newsletter”. In fact, I did it for the sake of Mei-Ling’s self-esteem, and to avoid getting into trouble. Since I started guarding the door, many students who claimed to be good fighters often came to the bridge in front of the girls’ dormitory to duel, on the one hand to attract the attention of the girls, and on the other hand to demonstrate to me that I was not worthy of my name.
After the reporter left, a voice quietly issued from behind me: “Huai Mu, why are you doing this?
Why don’t you tell them that you defeated me?”
“Isn’t it clear to you? I’m doing this to maintain your reputation, too!”
“Whoa?”
“Think about it, the legendary and almost unrivaled Zhang Meiling was defeated at the hands of a novice, what would you think?”
“Honestly, I wanted to cut you into pieces… but not anymore…”
I looked at her face, which was no longer as overbearing as it had been in the past, but rather had a pathetic look that was quite endearing.
“What’s more, if you think you’re good at what you do, wouldn’t you be tempted to challenge me?”
“That’s true… I didn’t expect you to think so much of me even though I despised you so much…”
Somehow I felt so soothed by making small talk with her, and now she was really charming.
“By the way, I have class later, I’ll leave first… perish the thought, will you have dinner together tonight?”
I nodded.
It’s been a long time since I’ve been in class… Since I’ve been in the dormitory, I haven’t had any time to attend regular classes. Luckily, the school administration was sympathetic to my situation, and asked the professors to give me individual lessons on Saturdays and Sundays, with my friend, Ginmo, filling in for me. Even so, I felt a little bit sad… I missed the days I used to have with my classmates… My heart was heavy, and I felt so tired.
“Jialing, this wreath is for you!”
This is supposed to be a dream… I remember this is me at the age of five… this is the house wine we used to play… I remember this is the hillside behind my house…
“Wow! Waibun, this is so beautiful… You must have spent a lot of time making this wreath!”
“Uh…” I took Jialing’s hand: “Jialing, will you be my bride when you grow up?”
Unexpectedly, she nodded without consideration as well.
When I was a kid, I was so ridiculous, before I knew what a bride was, I would use it to lie to girls, Jia Ling was so nice to me, would she take it seriously?
“Will you be my bride when you grow up…” These words kept echoing in my head.
“Jialing… you’ve been so good to me… how can I repay you…” I murmured unconsciously.
Suddenly, the bell that I had set up sounded “bell…”, waking me up from my deep sleep, and I immediately picked up my weapon and rushed out of the cabin.
It’s one thing after another, another meddlesome challenger, but he doesn’t look like a college student.
“Wyvern, last time you injured my little brother, I’m going to teach you a good lesson!” From his raw Chinese and his tanned skin, it seems that he should be a laborer!
“If you’ve done any research on Thai boxing, you’ve heard of the man ‘Sam’!”
Sam… From the looks of his muscular body, he should be a boxer… This is no joke.
“It just so happens that I’ve forged a new sword, Rainbow Light, and now I’ll take you to try out its power! Honestly, I’m not at all sure about Rainbow Light, so I’ll just have to make a show of it… ‘Rainbow Light’, utilize your power!”
The rainbow glowed gradually with a fiery reddish glow, when a glance was stolen at Sam, who seemed to be shocked by it.
At that moment, I gently swung the rainbow light to the right, and the boulder next to the wooden house exploded instantly!
“Uh… Huai Mu… I… I… I have things to do… I’ll… I’ll get back to you… next time…”
“Hey! Aren’t you going to teach me a lesson? Why don’t you fight?” At this point I bluffed a bit until he was out of my sight and I was relieved.
“Wyvern! You’re really something! Should I… should I address you as… Scientist Huai?”
I looked back, it turned out that the little apple has long stood in front of the door of the women’s house: “The one in your hand – neon lights, lend me a look!”
True to form, I’m a senior in the Information Technology Department, and I still can’t hide my tricky memories from the clever Little Apple.
“Rainbow Light… what a handsome name… I think Sam probably thought you were holding a light energy sword, right?
And let me borrow the radio triggers in your mouth band!”
I couldn’t help but laugh as she exposed my tricks one by one: “I say, Apple… please do me a favor and let me off the hook! If I don’t lie to him like this, my barrier will be breached soon…”
“Good! It’s okay to ask me not to reveal your secret! As long as you treat me to dinner tonight, then I’ll spare you!”
“Hey! Sisters take care of their juniors, how can you do that? Not to mention that I once helped you out, how can you return the favor?”
“Wow, so you have such a strong memory! How about I buy you dinner on Saturday night?”
“That’s right! That’s what makes you a good sister…”
As I watched Apple walk out of the girls’ house, I went back to the hut in despair, with the words “Will you be my bride when you grow up?” still ringing in my ears Those words… Jialing, why didn’t you come to me? If I had the chance, I would have confessed my love to you.
My heart was as sad as the depths of autumn…