The Legend of the Golden Age of Pornography (I)
Oh, my God! My head hurts! Have you been reading too much lately? I remember I’m playing “The Golden Age of Chivalry”! Did I fall asleep?
Huh! Where’s my computer? Strange! When did I change my clothes?
Hey! It’s still vintage! That’s odd! This is not my home! Have I been kidnapped? Or am I playing too many RPGs and daydreaming?
“Congratulations very much!”
“A soft doll!?”
“You’re the luckiest person in our product! You were able to be the first to participate in this ‘real game’
of people.”
“What real game?”
“It’s the fact that you’re able to really feel everything that the game gives you the feeling of.”
“Ah! That means you don’t have to just press the keyboard and nail a Mon (look at the screen).”
“Yeah! Due to the cost only the one you bought was able to have that feature.”
“Oy! Good thing I’m not buying The Big Patch!”
“Well, not so much.”
“Why don’t you say it? I don’t know anything!”
“Didn’t you read the instructions?”
“I’m not in the habit of reading manuals!”
“There’s no way out! I can only tell you to ask the shopkeeper at the inn across the street! Oi! There’s one more important thing to tell you, and that’s that this game takes a ‘with death’ system.”
“What about! I don’t know anything about martial arts, I only know ‘Wild Ball Fist’.”
“That’ll do, go on.”
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This is the inn often mentioned in martial arts novels! Quickly go in and find the shopkeeper and ask him.
“Guest, would you like to eat or stay?”
“Hakuna? Shopkeeper. You’re a shopkeeper, aren’t you? You must have something to tell me, right? Come on, tell me. I’m the best at RPGs. Once I find you, I’ll be all set! Tell me what to do next, give you some ‘tips’ and then go find ‘someone’, right?”
“Where’s the crazy person from, go somewhere else if you don’t want to eat, don’t talk crazy here.”
“Little Brother Two, these two gold pieces are for you.”
“I say, Grand Master! If there’s anything you want to do, I’ll do it for you.”
“(I knew this would work.) I don’t want anything, just tell me everything you know.”
“I say, Grand Master! I’m not a ‘Southern Virtuous and Northern Ugly’. What can I tell you?”
“The Southern Virtuous and Northern Clowns! Who are they?”
“The Southern Sage and the Northern Ugly, you don’t know either, so you must be from out of town, Grand Master. The Southern Sage speaks of a sage who lives in Lingnan. And the Northern Ugly speaks of a madman who lives in the northern part of the Seychelles.”
“Ah! Then how can I find that Nanxian?”
“O Grand Master! You go southwest from here. There’s a circular pattern there that’s easy to recognize.”
(Good! This is going to find that Nanxian.)
“Are you Namhyun?”
“Haha! I finally waited for you to come.”
“You were waiting for me? How did you know I would come?”
“It was told to me once upon a time by a man as young as you.”
“Where is he? Tell me now!”
“He’s gone!”
“Not anymore? Is it hard to believe he’s dead? Ah! What about me?”
“Don’t worry, he’s not dead, according to him, he’s gone back. He also left two lines of speech to you: ‘Flying snow even the sky to shoot white deer, laughing at the Book of God relying on blue ducks’. These two sayings are about fourteen books, as long as you find the fourteen books. Then you can go back. Here is a compass, with it you can find a boat, it can help you to go out to sea! From now on, if you have any problems, you can come to me, but remember to bring the Smart Fruit! The old man is useless, he needs to rely on this to make up for it!”
“Then I’m off to find the fourteen books. Bye!”
After walking for so long, let’s go back to the inn first.
“Welcome! Welcome! May I ask if you want to eat or stay overnight?”
“Give me an upper room.”
“Okay! Please follow me.”
“Please come in, sir! You look like you’re very tired, do you want someone to ‘eliminate fatigue’ for you?”
(Eliminate fatigue? Is it a massage? Was it popular in ancient times too?) “Yeah..! I’m really tired anyway!”
“Guest! Then wait a moment, I’ll go find it immediately!”
“Giggle… Giggle…”
I went and opened the door, and outside the door stood a beautiful young woman with a semi-transparent tunic and only a belly band underneath.
“Who… who are you looking for?”
“Looking for you~!” She said coquettishly.
“Looking for me?”
“Yeah! Weren’t you looking for someone to ‘get rid of the fatigue’ for you?”
“Yeah! Please come in!” (Seeing you like this, I can see that it’s only more fatigue!) Then I close the door behind me.
“My name is Xiaodie! Sir! What’s your name?”
“My name is Shrimp!”
“Little shrimp? What a funny name you have!” She said as she undressed me.
She saw my cock, which had grown to 10 inches long, and said, “Sir! Your cock is so big!
Would you like my slave to serve it for you first?”
“Yeah!”
“Sir! These are extra services!”
When I heard her say this, I took out an ingot of gold weighing five taels and said to her, “This ingot of gold will be yours if you serve me to my satisfaction tonight.”
As soon as I finished speaking, she immediately took my cock into her mouth and manipulated it, at one time taking my cock completely in her mouth, and at another time spitting it out and using her little tongue to lick my cock, her eyes looking at me all the time, and winking at me from time to time.
Soon I was firing in her little mouth, she swallowed my cum and then told me to lie prone on the bed.
She took off her bib and started to “massage” me, using her hands as well as her big tits on my body from time to time. After a while, she fell on top of me and then used her tongue to lick my asshole.
“Ah… ah… very… very comfortable (really enjoyable) ah… ah… ah…”
My cock slowly started to get hard again, so I lay on my back. She saw my cock straight up, then used her tits to clip my cock up and down. After a while, she aligned her pussy with my cock and slowly sat down. My cock was only halfway in, so she moved it up and down and said, “Sir… sir! Your… your cock is so long… so thick… my… my pussy… can’t… accommodate it!”
“Yeah?” My hands gripped her ass, then I pushed upward hard, thrusting my entire cock into her pussy.
“ah… ah… very… painful ah…”
I continued to thrust her harder and harder, her big tits flopping up and down. I saw her sweating and screaming.
“Ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah…”
When I heard her say that, I quickly ejaculated in her pussy. She leaned over my body and whispered in my ear, “Sir! You… you are really strong! You’re killing me!”
“Really?” I asked with a smile.
“It’s true… it’s true! Nu… I really couldn’t stand your big cock just now!” She said while kissing my face.
I looked at her body and face covered in sweat, so I yelled, “Junior!”
Xiao Er looked at Xiaodie naked on my body, smiled and asked: “Customer! What do you want?”
“Get me a tub for two, and make sure it’s filled with water!” Saying this, I threw three taels of silver at him.
When Junior went out, Butterfly got up and then used her mouth to get my cock clean.
Soon several people came in carrying a tub, so Die and I sat together in the tub and soaked. She took a piece of cloth and rubbed it on my body, and my hands went to work on her tits and pussy, causing her to giggle.
“Sir… sir… sir… ah… I’ll wash you first… ah… you… ah… you… before you do anything to my… ah… my tits… are they okay? Aaah… aaah…”
I saw that her face was covered in sweat, so I wiped it with a wet cloth for her, I wiped off her original heavy make-up and looked at her steadily.
She said, “Sir! What’s wrong with you? I… I don’t have any make-up, is it ugly?”
“No… no! You’re very pretty! Khloe, how old are you?”
“My slave is twenty years old this year.” That means she’s only eighteen!
The waiter asked outside the door, “Sir! Do you want someone to add some hot water for you?”
“Yeah!”
The one who pushed the door in was not only the store assistant but also a little girl, who was struggling to carry a large basin of water as she walked in.
As Xiaodie and I stood up, she glanced at us before dropping her head down red-faced and changing the water for us. After changing the water out, Qing and I jumped back into the tub to soak.
“Little girl, can you stay and talk with me?”
The little girl looked at the store assistant, who said, “If the customer is so kind as to ask you to serve him, then you should stay!”
“Little girl, if you accompany me for a chat, the one or two silver pieces on the table will be yours. OK?”
“Really?” She asked, wide-eyed.
“Of course it’s true. What’s your name?”
“My name is Green. What’s your name?”
“My name is Shrimp!”
I raised my hand and told her to come over and she walked over with her head hanging down and stood by the basin. I reached for her little tits and she just stood frozen and let me play with them.
Xiaodie said: “Sir! You just said you were chatting with her! Why do you want to do something to her tits now? If you want to do it, do it to my big tits!”
“I won’t get you until later.”
“Xiao Qing! I’ll give you another ten taels of silver, will you accompany me for a dip?”
Qing thought for a moment, then nodded, followed by stripping off her body and sitting beside me.
“How big are you Green?” I said as I went to work on her tits.
“Fifteen!”
“Have you ever let anyone fuck you?”
“What do you mean fuck?”
“Have you ever tried to get this thing (I pointed to the cock) in your pussy?”
She looked at my big cock and asked, “It’s so big, can I get it in?”
“It can be! Do you want to try?” I inserted my finger into her pussy and fiddled with it.
“Ah… ah… ah… ah!” After messing with her for a while, I picked her up to face me, and then put my cock against her pussy and slowly pushed it in about two inches.
“Ah… it hurts… it hurts… it hurts!” Ching cried out.
“Officer! Your cock is so big, do you want to get her killed?” Xiaodie said.
I saw that Qing was in pain and even had tears running down her face, so I pulled my cock out. Continue to mess with her little tits.
“O official! You’re practically destroying the seedlings!” Xiao Die snapped.
“Little shrimp! You lied to me! That thing doesn’t even fit in a pussy.” Green cried.
“It’s okay! I’ll stick it in Sister Butterfly’s pussy and show you.”
Xiaodie heard me out. Facing me, she grabbed my cock and slowly inserted it into her pussy before rimming it up and down.
“Sister Xiaodie, aren’t you in pain?” Xiao Qing asked.
“At first it’s… a little painful. Later it will be very pleasant.” Siddhartha said.
I grabbed her tits vigorously.
“Ohh… ohh… yes… yes ohh… yes ohh… harder ohh… ohh… yes… I… I’m going to lose it… I’m going to lose it… ohh…” Khun kaew was getting faster and faster, and I couldn’t help but ejaculate again.
“Is it really cool?” Green asked.
“Yeah! When you’re a little older, you’ll understand.”
After we wiped our bodies dry, Xiao Die and I laid down on the bed, and Xiao Qing then put back on her clothes, took the twenty taels of silver I gave her, and left happily.
(to be continued)