※Since the Perak triple witch of the brain drain policy, traveled around the version, the heart is afraid of no master. One day in the giant beans to see Mo Ren response article, accidentally in the erotic version found a hold urn old man, can not help but think of the Perak version of the old Mr. Panqiao, quite a sense of affinity, and since then has become a regular customer.
This article is a continuation of the Star Road and Saga trilogies, so if you can’t figure out the plot line, please do your homework first. This is not an advertisement (if it works, it’s my honor), I have nothing to do with the authors and translators of the two series (and I don’t know how to relate to them), but it’s purely based on the appreciation of good works.
*I enjoyed the Star Wars article, and a few of the humorous quotes were even more appreciated, and am very much looking forward to the sequel coming out. I wonder if Moeren will be offended that his characters are being quoted in a haphazard manner? But since I’m an adult, this article won’t make it into the Fresh Edition, so it should live in the shadows.
But I’m still here to state that I ask the moderators to take it upon themselves to eliminate this article in response to Moeren’s reaction.
Chapter I. The World’s Greatest Shock-Felastan Dantilus’s Armies
Earth Federation Hall of Assembly, Office of the Speaker.
Wuan was in high spirits and busy making decisions for the blessed toes of all mankind, while Deputy Councilor Noria was on the sidelines and was lobbying the Supreme Guidance for several bills of authority.
Bright sunlight from the window, sprinkled on the Noria’s long shoulder-length blonde hair, diffused out of the glazed circle of light, more lined with a clear white face as if the light quality of the general, showing the temperament of the Holy Spirit. The blue suit outlines the curling waist, the pearl breast is like her master’s present position as proud of the South Island.
Originally should be a serious daily routine, Nuria’s music-like report suddenly seemed stagnant, Wu An also let out a few low and sharp gasps. Originally should be tightly closed door has long been pulled open a slit, the vice councilor of the only son, the galaxy’s diplomacy and immigration Wang Shixue, with a hand to support the already wide-open can no longer be large eye frame outside the door, the color tightly stared at the indoor depths of the love affair is taking place.
As the head of the Federation’s deliberative leadership, Wu An focused on the immediate, sucking and licking a drop of dense sugar between life and death, and personal enlightenment as well as the happiness and future of all the Earth’s human beings seemed to be within a moment’s reach.
Only to see the beautiful Deputy Speaker-Noria stepping on the Speaker’s mahogany desk with her white, greasy right leg held high.
Slender and slender ankles covered with purple and gold high-heeled shoes, nearly three inches of the heel firmly nailed to a stack of documents next to the deliberations, the table without any disorder of the stationery reflects the Deputy Speaker of the autumn water of the state of mind.
“Resolution of the Council of Thirty-Five-Two: By…”
“Yes, uh-ah… OK! Sure, it’s decided…”
“Hee-ri, su-lu…”
Wu An grows powerful tongue a hard mess spit non-stop, in front of the white pubic bone on the fuzzy light gold hair to withstand the saliva in the tenacious vitality of the moisturizing, as if by the driving force of gravity art actually go against the sky. Noria the same color skirt because of the posture was pulled to the waist above, was set aside light red basket flower lace panties have been moistened to dark color, a hint of hot air will be the original plump pubic mound extrusion more protruding. The beautiful shape finally saw the light of day, any what you practiced the divine power of the mind can not survive this tantalizing apocalypse, and from now on into the six reincarnations.
Outside the door peeping Wang Shixue in the mood of excitement, pan out of the inner breath as if also with the eyes extended to ten meters away from the oval mahogany table, wholeheartedly and spiritually sensing the indoor is happening love affair. All along in the eyes of the beloved mother was he accidentally spied on the misbehavior, both want to enter to stop, but another wave of evil thoughts surged up, and make his limbs soft a stand-alone, but even the door stopped to watch all the development.
Noria’s bottoms had long been dialed into a thong shape, and in the eyes of the ungrateful son in the back, the taut two jade globes were so sleek. The right buttock has been exposed in the air, but the left hemisphere has been tightened by the narrow skirt to the hard pressure out of an indentation, smooth as jade buttock flesh seeped out a few grains of sweat. A lewd atmosphere caused Wang Shixue couldn’t help but also stretch out his dry tongue and licked down hard in the void.
All along can only love in the heart of the mother’s white greasy plump buttocks with the tension of the situation and from time to time trembling, see the hidden secret of a lifetime is about to come out, Wang Shixue almost will be the whole body of the real power to peel off that prevent him from peeping into the heavenly way of the last line of defense. At this time, the drumming of the internal energy to follow their own large and small circumference has long exceeded six nine fifty-four revolutions, seems to be about to reach the real gas burning body of the state of extreme happiness.
“Ah! My honored goddess! Please grant me magical power.” The chief councilor humbly worshipped the queen who dominated everything in front of him, humbly praying to the God of Heaven to grant him the power to slay dragons.
Seeing Wu An holding his master’s delicate right ankle with one hand, and opening the purple lips of her pussy with the other, he spat out his hot tongue and licked all the secret corners of her pussy, and finally pressed it tightly against her urethra…
Shameful but strange feeling of pain, this deep and long sucking let the cold deputy speaker also can not help but about to pee out. Uncontrollable cries of pleasure escaped from her slightly curled red lips: “YO! Ouch… oing…”
Wang Shixue first heard this as if from the distant sky music, internal breath fluctuations, has long been high bulging pants immediately wet marks a piece, can no longer cover.
Only to see Noria’s white teeth tightly biting up and down to close, a touch of halo red quietly floating on the fairy’s holy face.
Wu An Xin was delighted that this plan had succeeded and that his half-day’s hard work in pleading for the people had finally paid off. He almost blurted out the mantra that he had been thinking of, “The progress of human society depends on this…”, but he must not be distracted at this critical juncture and let his efforts be jeopardized. With a great deal of effort, he blew the only trace of virile internal energy left in his body, which was critical to his life, into the gap he had just discovered, in the hope that it would be able to break through the enemy’s doorway in one fell swoop.
“Ah…” A long, muffled wail lingered, and Noria shuddered, sending a trail of crystal clear droplets onto the hard-earned face of the Federation Councilor. The aftermath of the goddess Aurora’s forgiveness, reflected in the sun’s brilliant rays, struck the polished floor and sent ripples through her son’s mind that would never fade.
After the battle with the Holy Lord on Earth, Chen Xin’s group moved to Phoenix Star. During the daytime, they had to deal with a lot of things that the Sovereign could not escape from, and at night, they had to deal with a bunch of love affairs that Shin, Gongzi, and Big Brother could not escape from. Our hero, Mok’s third-order statue in the lower-dimensional universe, Chen Xin, no longer had the opportunity to try the feeling of time passing slowly, because neither of these two things could be done at the speed of light.
So and so, and then this and this, and since time rushes on, the little escapee becomes fifteen all at once.
In spite of this, Chen Xin still vaguely felt enlightened about non-existence and non-extinction, and would sometimes suddenly and unconsciously enter a strange realm. It was as if there was some kind of strange energy body inside the planet, but how could it be elusive?
“Such an immense and unfathomable concentration of energy, and this natural movement, how it seems to match the feeling of enlightenment at that time, but there is something not quite right…”
Suddenly, he recalled the feeling that when Chen Xin first tried to observe the planet’s surface from outer space nearly eight years ago when he returned from his expedition to Neverwinter, his inner breath was blocked out by the planet itself, “Yeah! Is this aura…”
“Hey! If you came in from the outside, you’d be stalled, but if you came in from the inside…”
“En, want to give it a try?” Patriarch Chen’s old problem was back. Together with the one mentioned by Father Huang, there were at least two known problems. At such a young age… Ugh! Does anyone else have a third one to offer?
The temptation was so great that Chan Shin was quite hesitant for a while. “But… to enter into that from the inside?”
Was I unconsciously entering or was I being pulled in?… I’m sorry, even the author hasn’t figured that out yet.
As for the ‘believers’ of the Phoenix Star, there were even rumors that Patriarch Chen’s son, Lord Xin, had suddenly disappeared in front of people one day, and that he was not aware of his internal breath. “Again… again…”
“Patriarch Chen, what on earth are you…” The Huang family’s father and son and the Xie family’s husband and wife, a group of martial arts experts, inevitably had to ask questions from the sidelines, but of course, the bewildered Brother Shin never, ever, understood to what extent he had practiced.
But Lekov was not surprised at all: “How many times have I told you that Chen Xin, the Phoenix Star King, has been given an opportunity by the Jade Emperor to…”.
“Eehee! Uncle Fairy is very horny!” Little Mouri’s sweet voice suddenly shocked the crowd, it seemed that she had completely inherited the Gudouya family’s humorous and funny character, but often got it wrong.
Hey! Please don’t take this the wrong way as the little nympho has a mouth on her. All ‘believers’ can rest assured, but also please die, this article will not be the hero in everyone’s mind also to make a lustful hero. Chen Xin is only here to make a cameo appearance, the boy will not be so arrogant as to want to compete with Mo to eat the same rice bowl, the crowd threw the stone I can not catch. In the prophecy of ‘future intergalactic turmoil…’, the heroes of the lance will go to the battlefield and fall into the ABYSS of time, while the females will of course stay behind and allow the lance heroes to be active on this page.
“O Beard of Lee Oaks, may the Star Wars legend live on and never end.” Close your palms and pray for the immortality of Mordor, eternal splendor, and everlasting peace.
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After a period of confusion, the partners gradually dispersed, but Xu Lixin did not let go of our day-to-day business, but often have a way to steal time from the busy Patriarch Chen.
Twenty-one, two of the big girl, still like the hours of a taut jump, chest ripe already can pick the red apple really let Chen Xin hurt his brain. Every now and then, he couldn’t help but think of the time when he first came back to the Phoenix Planet, when the little girl, while holding up her buds, said, “Xin Xin is already fourteen years old, Xin Xin has grown up.” … “Big brother, there’s no one around now, so you can talk to me now.” Xinxin quietly tugged on Chen Xin’s sleeve.
Geez! Why do I have to tell you everything in secret? Ying Ya has to ask every night what little secret they have between them, where do they come up with so many secrets? My head will finally be bigger than three.
Mok has long since figured out what little girls like to whisper, little secrets, and I’m afraid I’ve already been through a lot of battles in my private life. But what do big women like? Before I find out, I still have to be modest about my lack of understanding of women. In fact, by this edition’s standards (uh! According to the standard of this edition (uh! It is the interpretation of the classics in the museum), there are only three kinds of evils that the women of tigers and wolves are interested in. One is, of course, tigers and wolves, and the other is small dolls under 16, especially those produced by their own families. The rest can only claim “I’m a virgin!” and see if there’s any value left in it to make it a hit. Another elegant expression is ‘atomic furnace’, which shows the power of its fire. The only thing we need to pay attention to is the disposal of nuclear waste. Finding a suitable burial site is a permanent pain in mom’s heart. For more information on how to reuse nuclear waste, please refer to the huge collection of reference books in our library, which is filled with books on history, the classics, and the classics of literature, and which will make you cry like a river… Chen Xin secretly muttered the real secret in the back of his mind, and he had no choice but to use his tried-and-tested tactic once again: “This… well, Xin Xinxin is getting more and more beautiful…”
“Huh? Aww! What a pain in the ass! Chan Shin…, Chan Shin is trying to trick me again, but Sinsin won’t fall for it. Sinsin has grown up and gotten smarter.”
That being said, the rapid heartbeat is still the same as it was seven or eight years ago. Although it has long been realized, the feeling of first love but from time to time back to the heart, all to blame for the big brother often say some words so that people can not help it. So a few years, is so every few days will find an opportunity to tease Chen Xin a bit, so that the two are each heart raise itchy, a good burst of comfort.
Looking at the small face abruptly emerged red, Chen Xin then remembered, a while ago was that Lei Kef secretly made fun of again. A do not know where to learn from the South Island vernacular: ‘the seven-year itch of Zheng Gang’.
Ying Ya to this at all can not help, just to watch the four small spring can be exhausted her. She could only wait patiently for Xiao Yi Fu to grow up to see if she could do her mother a good favor, but the ability and means of the little hero of the spear is not something that ordinary people would expect, and even more so, there is a naive and good mother who can stop whether or not she can be free from it, depending on the mood of the people of Kande.
According to the Kender Page Down, the titles of Chapters 5 and 6 appear to be the beginning of the account of Lord Shuma’s dragon slaying. But are the Seven Emperors of the Lower Heaven ordered to reveal such a long record? It takes a great deal of perseverance and courage to try to figure out what the gods are doing. The irresponsible people of Kande humbly prayed to the capital of Fei if this pen could be replaced with a tap pen. That’s a story for another time.
“Enemy attack! Enemy attack! An unidentified flying object is approaching Earth.” The automatic air defense system whined out a warning.
A huge energy filled with antipodes broke through the atmosphere from outer space without any obstacles. A small figure riding on the head of a large snake, followed by thousands of oddly shaped men and horses, appeared in the sky above the South Pole in a very imposing manner.
“In the name… of the beautiful one…” the little man scowled, not knowing what he was saying.
“Idiot, it’s Lord Festus Tilus! The secret name of a god is not to be revealed to outsiders.
“The bird man with human female sexuality on the side seemed a bit disrespectful to Commander ‘Dodo’-sama, and the chirping voice speaking flabby names was hardly intelligible.
“I… face… balls…” hemmed and hawed, getting more and more curious by the minute. The little one’s red cheeks were a bit dirty, like the oil paint that the Earth Warriors liked to put on their heads and faces in the olden centuries – a family totem, I’m afraid. A pair of big black eyes look particularly bright, really can not see that there will be IQ problems at all.
“Ahem! My Lord, let me do the talking.” The snake under the little guy’s butt had a human-like upper body, hissed and spat out long letters, and spoke in a more personal way… “Hey! Hey, hey, hey! I’m a noble dragon, don’t compare me to an inferior human.” The black dragon ‘Sis’
She had the pride of a woman, though she didn’t have wings… and the word “snake” was a taboo word known to both sides.
“Listen, lowly humans who serve Paladine! The First Dragon Rider under the Hourglass Emperor, Queen Dodo, has returned with the army of Festus Dantilus to conquer you, the children of the evil gods…”
Unwilling to be lonely female birdman out of nowhere brightly a big shiny hammer, demonstrative in the hands of the swing twice, light and fluffy look do not know how much weight. After posing a few strange POSE side said: “in the name of my Lord Rathlin, today will be the hammer of Karasi thrown back to the head of the evil gods of the land. I’ll punish you instead of the Black Moon.”
I did not expect that the back of the neat and tidy troops and horses immediately rang a whistle, “ah yo hey”, “Anke Anke”, with a string or two of qingping sound. At a closer look, it was a few ‘dragons’ that had brought their anklets on their tails, a string of seven-colored crystals hissing and swaying along with their long tails. The army immediately a burst of hot blood, even like the chief of staff ‘Ivy’ than Lin Χ Mei song is still strong.
It seemed that the hammer was about to be thrown down by Ivy in a fit of glee, and while that was true, it should have been done in a more formal manner. Tootsie shouted anxiously, “Oops! Watch out for my hammer.”
It turns out that this is the carry-on weapon given by the Hourglass Emperor God to the first (and only) Dragon Rider General under his command, and it has a strong evil power. It is also said that the Emperor God personally took it from the Evil God on a plain called ‘A Dozen Plains of Shit’. Nowadays, it is used to fight the Evil God’s countryside precisely in the same way as the other, do not get cool.
“Well, well, well, don’t argue, keep up the image of the Black Dragon army.” Sis had always looked down on the inferior races, and she was only loyal to the honorable Lord Festus Dantilus, hoping that one day she would be granted the honor of attending the Holy Land. “… Huh! Why isn’t there any reaction down there?”
Three muddy mess mess half a day before realizing that below a large group of originally standing ‘people’ even some dare to lie down. But at least the black back hair will still rustle, Ivy’s eyesight is clear, not cover. After a while, finally there are a few people who understand that the big thing is not good, a swaying walk, the edge of the two small hands seem to want to come over to offer surrender appearance, trembling movements like walking on thin ice.
“Hmph, now you’re scared! It took so long for you to respond, you’re so much worse than that little twerp…” Sisi muttered to herself, her voice getting quieter and quieter as she spoke. Although she couldn’t figure out why the little one was so favored, she didn’t want to incur the wrath of the emperor.
There mustn’t be any handle to be caught by the fool on his head, looking up as he tried to aim for color.
This movement almost knocked Dudu off her feet: “Oh, my… m…”
“What’s wrong with dying?” Ivy scolded. She had always been a good drinker to Dudu, “I’m not as stubborn as Big Stupid Snake, how can a little one think of something as complicated as snitching, really.”
“This bird is really no big deal.” Sith thought indignantly from the sidelines as well. She never understood why Ivy was so popular with the crowd, even the little twerp called her by her name so smoothly and never bump hammered.
“Oh, it’s hard to give up your natural beauty! Being a beauty, ah..! No, to be a beautiful woman, you have to put up with so much trouble and anger…” Ivy gave me a “don’t be jealous” look, which seemed to carry a whole lot of information. It was hard to believe that Cissy seemed to understand. True to their name, the Three Sisters of the First Legion of Beauties had a great understanding of each other.
“Huh? It’s still tricky!”
These ‘earthlings’, calling them stupid is surprisingly quite a smart name, with their round white bellies slipping and sliding on the ice as they dive into the water.
“Ouch! Where do you think you’re going?”
Since the three generals are all dainty young ladies (well, maybe some of them wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. However, the classification of Earthlings is very complicated and strange, this is especially for a small number of people who have a special hobby), the audience seems to be unable to interrupt, and the seventh heaven is not going to last much longer. A large group of intelligent ‘earthlings’ that do not quickly flash aside. Then a small number of non-human beings, please restrain your mouth, do not in front of the women’s feet scratching the ass can not stop the itch, too low quality. This is just an introduction, but we don’t know what to do with the good ones… It’s very frustrating… We can’t listen to this anymore, so let’s just forget about it.
While the head of the Federation Council is concerned about the well-being of the people and tirelessly tries to push his deputy to the next level, the second head of the beauty queen tries hard to avoid war on both sides of the border. (The Queen’s self-respect must be maintained, otherwise the slaves will be in trouble… although once in a while, it’s okay, isn’t it?) (The Queen’s pride must be preserved.)
As for the outside was very Xiao now but not very Xiao son is desperately want to maintain the status quo, to keep the current hands of the interests, but if you can watch a good show at the same time but also have the future of the profits to be made seems to be quite good. Just since the time to make a mess, finally that a whimpering alarm to interrupt the triangle of good things. It was coming from the South Pole, where thousands of punks were still having an airplane fight with the ‘smart earthlings’… And so, in a moment of confusion, the prophesied interstellar turmoil began to unfold in Yan. The legend of the little hero with the long spear who slayed the dragon was then passed down through the pen of Asthenus in the great age of dreams… Next episode: Life is unpredictable – the unfathomable acts of the gods (and the time of completion is also unfathomable.) PS. If it’s possible…
Chapter 2: The Impermanence of Life-The Unfathomable Acts of the Gods
Chapter 3 Far from Home – Challenging the Gods Again
Chapter 4: Turning Stones into Gold – The Dwarf Who Misses His Companions
Chapter 5: Sword in the Night-Dreamy Fourth Moon
Chapter 6 First Show of Strength-Trial! Diatribe Against the Summer Flame Dragon
Chapter VII – A Friend from Another Country – ‘A Dozen Shit Plains’
chapter viii the first father – the legacy of the magheri family
chapter ix woes and misfortunes-flint kicks over the fireplace
Chapter IX Woe and Fortune-The Rising of the Hourglass Constellation
Chapter X. Burdened – Scales on a Trojan Horse