
A Collection of Springtime Short Stories [Part 3
Author: Black Moon
(i)
On a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, a small writer who made a living by writing books went to the temple of Guan Di in the middle of the night with a roasted pig to return the god.
In addition to Burning Pig there are a ton of other anime titles that are all about the Three Kingdoms, Glorious’ 15th generation of the Three Kingdoms, games such as Three Kingdoms, True Three Kingdoms, and Succubus.
The little writer set up the offerings and said, “Thanks to Guan Erge you took care of me and I took a trip to the Heavenly Court, and even though a month in the Immortal World is already a hundred years on earth, the world is much more interesting now than it was in the old days. I also bought that One Rider, Guan Yu Yun Chang’s first office model you asked me for, with the latest animation of the big exciting battle at the Stormy Breasts Hot Springs.”
At this time in the middle of Guan Di like a transformation surprisingly walked down, wearing sunglasses on his head, right hand holding an AK forty-seven rifle field, one knee on the ground, with his left hand fiddling with the offerings and said, “Guan Zhong you’re having a good time ah! After Feng Zi, the East is also a big seller, right!”
Guan Zhong rubbed his hands together and said, “You’re welcome, Second Brother! It’s better to call me Sam. Speaking of book sales, if only that book on the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that Second Brother asked me to write for you back then could be used to collect royalties. I really hate that people have no concept of copyright! Speaking of which, Second Brother, your dress is really up-to-date and always on the cutting edge of the dynasty’s flow.”
Guan Yu laughed out loud and said: “Second brother, I’m popular in both black and white ah! Those who are policemen come to worship me, those who are thieves come to worship me, and those who collect offerings are all soft. But these people are all old and uneducated, unlike you who is a man of letters and picks things carefully and reliably. Every time I report my dreams, they buy me the wrong thing. I’m furious! I told them to buy Guan Yu Yun Chang that big titted chick’s first office, and they actually managed to really buy a Guan Gong statue.”
At this time, a man wearing Song Dynasty armor with a worried look on his face, holding a naked, spring-flooded, beautiful dog with big tits and small hips that were round enough, entered the interior and called out to Guan Yu and Guan Zhong, “Brother Yun Chang, your place is really crowded with people! Poor me, my side is deserted.”
About laughed: “Tattoo boy, people than people, than the dead, the gods are the same. Compared with the Jade Emperor and King of Hell I’m far worse again! Besides, you still have Qinmen Lin’s slut for you to play for almost a thousand years.”
Little Writer Guan Zhong said, “Brother Fei you are not bad! How many generals can there be in the world who have their temples erected after their death. Guan Ergei dares to recognize the first, you, Fei, the second, and no one else even dares to recognize the third.”
Lying down with his head on the beautiful dog’s buttocks, Fei said, “In vain, my Fei has been fighting for the country and the people for a lifetime, resisting barbarian invasions, and all his life he has been thinking about the Northern Expedition to the Central Plains, and crossing the Yellow River to return to my great mountains and rivers. I didn’t realize that after death, the incense I received is still not as good as the cloud elder brother you, who fought for a family of one sex.”
Guan Yu threw a can of beer from the offerings to Fei to comfort him, “Don’t envy me either! Those who come to worship me, including this little Luozi next to me, are not doing it for the sake of favors, so there is a little respect. Like the three Japanese products, I am a great husband, actually changed into this bare ass beauty, they are not looking straight. On the contrary, Fei you this tattooed body name, let us even call out also dare not, afraid of the slightest offense will be scolded us bitterly sell our country.”
Guan Zhong nodded his head and flattered, “I have the utmost respect for you, Second Brother, and would I not be the same as those vulgar mortals.”
Fei said in a bumpy voice, “It’s all because the two barbarian pseudo-dynasties of the former Qing Dynasty and the latter Qing Dynasty suppressed me and tampered with history, leaving me with an empty name but no incense in the temple. Especially that ‘Southern Song Dynasty’ is outrageous.”
Guan Zhong greedily burned and said, “Second Brother! A Fei brother things can not write nonsense, how about you say some more affair to me, let me write a new biography for you, called Guan Yu bed three countries marketing science. Learn those what three management science, three business secrets of the book also earn a little more manuscript fee. By the way, Zhao Yun is a woman dressed as a man, right? Second brother, have you ever been in her bed.”
Guan Yu did not angry and mighty shocked the sky and said: “Guan Zhong how you learn those little white like in nonsense? Everyone thinks of you as a woman dressed as a man, and the whole of the Three Kingdoms is turning into a country of women. Zhao Yun is a man! Authentic, real men, I Guan Yu walking rivers and lakes never close to the male sex, those hateful rotten women, and I and Brother Liu and Zhang Fei are thought to be a broken back relationship, so that I am almost sick to death.”
Brokeback relationship? Sam thought to himself, Guan two even have watched ‘Brokeback Mountain’ ah! Let’s find ‘Lust Ring’ to worship him.
Looking at Guan Zhong’s outwardly timid appearance, Fei spoke on his behalf, ”Just don’t blame Xiao Sen. There are so many military generals in the Three Kingdoms, there are always one or two who are women disguised as men! Even my anti-Jin army had one or two people in it, I just don’t believe that there were really none in your time, Brother Yun Chang.”
Guan Yu said with great emotion, “There is indeed one! And it’s very close to me.”
The memories about go back thousands of years to when he was a human being.
It was in the last years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, the eunuchs were the scourge and the days when the people suffered from exorbitant taxes and the imperial court became a beast riding on the heads of the people.
I’m just a displaced orphan, although there is gas and power but no fields, even if you want to work to help people plow the fields, they can not eat enough farmers will not be able to afford to hire me, the only way to rely on stealing by robbing to make a living. Thinking of those who steal and abduct the mob will now worship me, not without reason, I would have been to do the thief’s predecessor ah!
Such a day is also free and easy, but unfortunately the good times are not always good, once fell into the farmers’ trap. Originally I thought I would be reported to the police for punishment, but I didn’t expect those farmers to look at me fiercely.
Nope! It should be looking at the solid muscles on my body.
I panicked with a cold sweat on my forehead and said, “Hey! You don’t want to eat human flesh! My meat is sour, it doesn’t taste good. Besides, I just stole something, killing someone by torture is a capital offense!”
The peasants laughed with fierce eyes and drooling mouths and said, “Sour meat! Then we won’t even need to season it. Let’s eat it raw!”
When I was crying for help from my parents, who had been dead for many years, a young man with an oily face passed by with a little girl. The little girl was so cute with white lips and teeth, and when she heard that the peasants were going to eat me, she begged for mercy for me. No one had ever been so kind to me since I was born, and I was so grateful.
The teenager looked at me with a disgusted face and said to the little girl, “Little Fang’er, I have said that I will help you to find your lost parents! Brother Xuan De’s money is going to stay as Panchuan. Look at this guy with a red face, it can be seen that he is already very sick, you are saving him, but let him go from slaughter to death by disease again.”
I violently shook the wooden cage that held me captive and said, “Little brother, just show some mercy and save me! I’ll definitely work as an ox and a horse to repay you. I was born with this red face, guaranteed healthy, and definitely an excellent supply of labor.”
The teenager called Xuan De was for my big brother Liu Bei later. He pulled a long face and opened his mouth wide and said to me, “What kind of compassion? Compassion how much money a catty? Do oxen and horses to repay you? How a do ox and do horse law?”
That naughty and cute, all knitted up little Fang’er pulled the hand of Big Brother Liu, who was still a teenager, and said: ”Brother, didn’t you take the initiative to help me find my lost parents? Help this big red-faced man too. He is very poor! Saving him will allow to come to me as a horse to ride, an ox to lead, and a human ladder rung when I get on the horse.”
I’d be willing to wipe Fang-er’s ass for her to live, not to mention riding her as a horse or leading her as a cow.
Unable to withstand Little Fang’er’s request, Big Brother said to the peasants, “This red-faced Han’s cheap flesh is so thick that he obviously carries a bad bacteria that he can’t eat it, and the meat is all sour, so he must be very sick. Sell it to me for one copper coin!”
Those peasants almost spurted blood in anger when they heard, “One copper coin! At least ten.”
Brother Liu said fiercely, “Dream on! Ten coins? I’ll give you two at most. Killing is a capital offense, believe me, I’ll report you to the police. Besides, you peasants are as thin as a wood, not like a man, not like a ghost, ten may not be enough for me to fight, with the robbery, I don’t have to pay a coin. I see you skinny not human, ghost not ghost certainly not good people, may be thieves. I Liu Bei is Zhongshan Jing Wang Liu Sheng after, although now the family is in decline, the world at least or my Liu family, you are not a thief, I also wrongly accused you of being a thief! Look at your thieving face and you want to eat human flesh, the hanging officer will come to interrogate you and surely kill you without mercy.”
Such a long tongue, bitch and poisonous mouth is indeed rare in the world, under the attack of Liu’s poisonous tongue, there are ten peasants on the spot gas fainted, three hungry skin and bones of the peasants are even more excited by him on the spot gas dead, in order to avoid more deaths and injuries, and finally to three coins deal.
Next, Brother Liu danced and wrote a document to stipulate how I would repay him by working as an ox for the rest of my life, letting him occupy the bed first, letting him eat half a bowl of rice first, and letting him go to the toilet first even when he had an emergency, also stipulating that he should be the first one to go.
At that moment Fangirl pushed on my back and said, “Climb down! I’m going to ride you.”
I said in dismay over it, “Are you serious girl?”
Little Fang-er kicked my ass and said, “If I buy you, you’re my slave, and you won’t obey orders.”
I had to crawl on the ground, crawling on the back of Little Fang’er. Her petite body is still really fragrant, her skin is fine and white and smooth, she will be a beautiful woman when she grows up.
Halfway through the writing, Brother Liu said, “Red-faced Han, what is your name? Now I have to make a contract for you. After that you will be my contractual brother, I tell you to go east as far as east is concerned, west as far as west is concerned, I tell you to eat rice and not to eat vegetables, I tell you to eat vegetables and not to eat rice, in short, when I say a sentence you do a sentence.”
I can only sigh at my own bad luck, who told God to let the person who saved me is the cunning and shrewd brother Liu and sassy and cute little Fang’er, better than being eaten alive by those peasants.
I said with a soft sigh, “I don’t have a name for it!”
Brother Liu looked at the wooden cage that was just used to confine me, but was originally used to confine chickens and said, “Since you are confined in a wooden cage, your name is Guan, and the feathers of the chickens on your body are called Fei, which together means Guan Yu. This village is called Taoyuan Village, and this contract will be named the Taoyuan Village Deed of Brotherhood Contract.”
Later, Mr. Liu met his third brother, Zhang Fei, who was originally a family man, but after he made the mistake of making friends with Mr. Liu, he followed Mr. Liu to eat, drink, play and dissipate his family’s wealth, and was even forced to sell himself into slavery to pay off his debts for Mr. Liu. Liu bought back Zhang Fei’s contract of sale in private. Later on, we fought a lot of world, Brother Liu changed the story into the story of the three brothers in the Peach Orchard, but also publicized everywhere, saying that we became brothers of the opposite sex, on the surface of the same life and death, but in fact it is the two of us who do the deed of brother line first to die first, when something happens to the big brother will go first.
I followed Brother Liu on this, that night into the night after camping, I said to the big brother who still don’t know much, “Brother Liu I see that you are face evil goodness! In fact, you are a good person, not only saved me, but also went out of their way to send Xiaofang home.”
Brother Liu viciously glared at me and said: “Guan Yu you stupid, this world is good people have no good end. Doing a traitor to be appointed as a prime minister, or also power over the world, gold and silver to come, like the castration party of the ten standing ministers is. I Liu Bei is the Zhongshan Jing Wang Liu Sheng after, don’t look at me now living in the four seas for the family, someday I want to be like my rogue ancestor Liu Bang, also get an emperor to do it.
“Xiang Yu, who fought with his ancestors for the world, is a good man with bad karma, overthrowing the tyrannical Qin Dynasty, and dividing up his brothers who have made contributions to the world, is righteous enough, right? As a result, his brothers were disgusted and envious of the unequal distribution of the feudal titles, and he was provoked by his ancestor Liu Bang, and after five years of war, he finally gave his ancestor a general, Han Xin, who broke all the vassals in the world one by one, and cut his own throat in Gaixia. My ancestor then killed Han Xin after he finished utilizing him, and only then did we have the world of Han for 400 years. No poison is not a manly man, and my ancestor was a manly man.”
Brother Liu said a series of words down the face without redness and breathlessness, but I said dizzy.
At that time I Guan Yu is still a word illiterate martial arts, books are later with people to learn, but listen to this speech also can not help but admire the history of the Liu big one and the richness of knowledge.
Next, Mr. Liu said to me, “Cao Fang is the adopted son of the eunuch Cao Teng, the daughter of Cao Song, and the granddaughter of the Cao family. I abducted her while she was on a trip, and will naturally release her after collecting the ransom later. Of course, I can’t let her go for nothing. I’ll take the little girl’s virginity for sure. Guan Yu, you’ll collect the ransom, and I’ll play the good guy who saved Cao Fang. Then I’ll ask the Cao family for a thank you gift!”
I was cursing in my heart, fuck! Brother Liu, you’re too poisonous.
Afterward, although I also wanted to release Cao Fang privately because of my troubled conscience, several times my attempts were seen through by my shrewd elder brother, who even dropped laxatives in my food, causing me to have diarrhea for several days.
In the end, I still collected the ransom for Big Brother, and on the evening of the day we returned Cao Fang, Big Brother Liu, who had been pretending to be a good guy, professed his love for Xiao Fang and took possession of her virginity. Afterward, not knowing the truth, she was still grateful to her big brother.
After a few years the world is getting more and more chaotic, people do not want to live. I and Zhang Fei two brother followed with Liu, together with the big brother, wandering around, stealing stolen cheating cheating, steal not cheating can not be time by me and Zhang Fei two out to rob, but also accumulated a Bi later uprising of the funds.
The situation in the world is just as Big Brother predicted, Zhang Jiao’s Yellow Turbans unveil the banner of being a rebel and try to overthrow the tyrannical imperial court.
Liu also put out the suppression of the righteous flag of the rebels, recruiting and buying horses, everywhere in the water to fish, out to loot and pillage, see the small soldiers and Yellow Turbans will be annexed, encountered a large number of officers, we are anti-trafficking army, encountered a large Yellow Turbans when we were the soldiers of the government to fall.
Unconsciously our army has also developed into a small force of thousands of people, the duel between the court army and the Yellow Turban Army has evolved into a major battle between the two sides, hundreds of thousands of people. The winner gets the world, the loser falls apart.
At that time, as if by fate, I was reunited with Cao Fang, a young man who had disguised himself as a man under the name of Cao Cao to serve his country and become a cavalry captain.
Not only gender is false, her age is also false, on the surface is twenty years old, the substance is only sixteen years old. Born a red cherry mouth, goose egg face with willow eyebrow, face pretty bright illumination, and character lively and intelligent, wearing a clean and bright armor, riding on the horse is not powerful, there is a let a person move the style. However, the figure in the armor cover, do not take off the light, there is nothing to see.
She still does not know the truth, my big brother the kidnapper as a life-saving benefactor, after the reunion in the army, but also left a big brother Liu, right a brother Liu affectionately called.
To me, she teased me from time to time, making fun of my red face and pulling my long beard. She also forced me to crawl on the ground for her to ride like before. Being bullied by Cao Fang, who has grown up to be a beautiful woman, I am sad and happy at the same time. Sadness naturally do not need to explain, happy words, do not understand people find a beautiful woman to ride on their back to know.
The meat that comes to my mouth, my brother Liu will not eat the reason, that night on the pretext of discussing the military situation, the grown up little Fang’er lured into their own tent. Zhang Fei and I were sent to guard outside the tent to prevent Cao Fang’s soldiers from disturbing him.
Under the freezing cold, Zhang Fei fought several times with those Cao’s family generals who knew that their commander-in-chief was a daughter and came to stop them, driving them away. As I listened to the joyful and touching cries of spring love in the tent, I could not concentrate, and was instead punched several times by a man named Zhang Liao.
Behind the back came a hidden cry, “Ah ah …… big brother …… you are so brave …… ah ah ah … …Little Fang’er is dying ……”
Zhang Fei said with a lewd smile, ”It’s really the same person with a different life! Big brother is good, even when he marches and fights, he has this kind of chick in men’s clothes for him to play with. Yun Chang and I can only stand here and blow the northwest wind! It’s really enviable.”
I said unhappily, “What is there to envy, Cao Fang kind of whore, not yet married to climb into a man’s bed. I Guan Yu is the top of the heroic man, in the future, even if he marries a wife, he will also take a virtuous virgin.”
Zhang Fei continued with a lewd smile, “Don’t lie, Second Brother! Are you envious or jealous?”
I was about to retort to Zhang Fei when the sounds of killing and screaming came from the distance. The final showdown began with a surprise attack by the Yellow Turbans, and I rushed into the tent to report the enemy attack to my big brother.
When Brother Liu heard my words, he got out from the quilt without saying a word and started to put on his armor.
And when Cao Fang saw me present, she was embarrassed and blushed her jade face, awkwardly lowered her head, but smiled happily. That soft as cotton body, frosty white skin, fragrant shoulders and half of the breast globes exposed, let me look mesmerized. In my mind, I quickly drank myself not to think nonsense.
Cao Fang blushed when she saw my appearance and scolded, “What are you looking at, haven’t you seen a woman without clothes?”
Not never seen, but never seen such beauty. The best beauties, Brother Liu enjoys them all by himself.
At this time, my elder brother stood by my ear and said with a lewd smile, “I know you’re also interested in Cao Fang, when I’ve had enough of playing, then I’ll let her play for you! We are good brothers, good brothers.”
I said in disgust, “I, Guan Yu, am not interested in that kind of thing! If I were to marry, I would only marry a virgin.”
Only to hear what I said, Cao Fang heard it and turned red with anger, bare-breasted and wrapped in a bed sheet, and gave me a punch head-on.
After the battle began, Zhang Fei and I, who had been beaten and swollen in the face, followed Brother Liu in the rear, with the plan to flee first if we defeated, and to seize the credit for pursuing the enemy if we won.
Cao Fang is different, she is determined to serve the country, she rushed into the enemy line, and the left flank of the Yellow Turbans fought endlessly, until the sunrise in the east, in the Zhang Bao army’s successive impact, Cao’s army is on the verge of collapsing, Cao Fang himself is also trapped in the enemy line, and a few remnants of the troops to resist.
Brother Liu looked at the bad situation and thinly disguised dropped Cao Fang and said, “Something’s wrong I’ll go first! You two take the rear.”
It is common for Liu to flee first with one third of his troops, as he is the elder brother and I am the younger brother. But this time, I was not only the rearguard, but also took the lead in launching a surprise attack, and tried to rescue Cao Fang by virtue of my strong martial arts skills to kill in and out of the battlefield.
In the light of swords, I rushed in and out, the enemy’s action became chaotic, some of them ran away to chase Brother Liu, and the gaps left behind became the target of my assault, and the enemy army became even more chaotic. Zhang Fei, who attacked later, seized the prize and went straight to Zhang Bao, the commander of the enemy army, taking advantage of the chaotic situation to break in and cut him down.
The loss of the commander threw the enemy’s left flank into confusion from which it could not recover, while Brother Liu, who was certainly quick to escape and just as quick to grab credit, detected the change. Striking at the enemy’s back after making a big circle. The collapse of the left flank eventually became the cause of the Yellow Turbans’ defeat in this duel.
Afterwards, Brother Liu described his escape from the battlefield as a pre-planned strategic detour and robbed him of the greatest credit. Even though it was me who dispersed the enemy troops and saved Cao Fang from danger, Cao Fang, the slut, worshipped her big brother even more, so she really didn’t know the heart of a good man, and it was hateful to the extreme! Brother Liu was right when he said that being a good person doesn’t pay off.
Afterwards, although I had good intentions to advise Cao Fang, big brother, his words can not be fully believed, but only to attract the hot love of her cold eyes.
Cao Fang, however, said savagely, “I know you like me, you’re jealous, aren’t you!”
After the Yellow Turbans were pacified, we were temporarily separated from Cao Fang until the later crusade against Dong Zhuo, when the allied armies of the lords stayed back, Cao Fang, who was determined to save his country, was young and impulsive and planned to take the risk of breaking into the country with a lone army, and made an appointment to join forces with Liu Daoguang beforehand.
Liu promised, marching but slower than a tortoise, wait until after Cao Fang waved his army to attack, Liu said with a face more than a rogue: “really stupid girl! The survival of the Han world is only about our surname Liu, not to mention the world’s vassals, even I do not go, prefer to go to die for the people of the world, I Liu Bei is not so stupid, to die you go yourself! Unfortunately a beautiful woman who doesn’t have to pay after playing this is going to die, good luck on the way to the Yellow Springs.”
Next taking advantage of Yuan Shao’s busy military schedule, Liu Da got his wife, who was traveling with the army, on board.
Then the news of Cao’s defeat came, and I finally defied Brother Liu’s objections and sent troops to rescue him.
After a day and a night, along the routed Cao’s defeated soldiers, I found Cao Fang, who was caught up by Dong Zhuo’s army, trapped in a heavy siege, facing the mountains of enemy troops, with her pretty face stained with blood, but her phoenix eyebrow raised with a face of perseverance and no fear of losing color, and is still fighting desperately for her life.
I angrily steered my horse to kill in, in addition to Cao Fang’s safety and security of the heart can not care about anything, the green dragon crescent sword left and right chopping, the light of the sword, the sky is full of people’s heads were I chopped flying, behind the back of the loss of the head, the column of blood up to the sky wildly spraying the corpses.
In the enemy lineup I rushed left and right, many times in and out, finally stepped on the mountain of corpses and blood to kill Cao Fang, and took the dazed and confused her into his arms.
In my arms infatuated with her, a pair of beautiful eyes narrowed into a line, her head lightly raised to offer her pearl lips kissed on my pretty face, so that my natural red face than the usual red ten times, the mood of the excitement, compared to the face of the enemy’s army of thousands of tens of thousands of horses and even more nervous.
All the women I’ve ever touched in my life are the mediocre ones that I’ve encountered when Brother Liu took Zhang Fei and me to a brothel to collect protection money and play for free. Like Cao Fang, a young lady from a big family, I have never even touched her.
Cao Fang said tearfully in my ear in a daze, “Brother Liu I knew you would come to save me! You have indeed come.”
I had tears in my eyes, and I felt miserable for the foolishness of risking my own life to come to my rescue. After all the effort I put into it, it turned out that she didn’t even have a red-faced man like me in her heart. Cao Fang, the stupid girl who fell in love with her big brother with all her heart, is really pathetic.
I looked up to the sky and sighed! I am from a humble background and have a strange red face that ordinary people do not have, in addition to charging into battle with a body of brute force and have no strengths, compared to Brother Liu has royal blood, a white-faced scholar’s appearance, but also proficient in poetry, calligraphy, scripture and history. Cao Fang is the right match for Liu!
After protruding and escaping the pursuit of Dong Zhuo’s army, I chose to camp by a small river.
Taking off Cao Fang’s blood-stained armor, her originally white and flawless body is now wounded in many places, and her white jade-like body has been ravaged on the battlefield. This is the first time I have undressed for a girl and scrubbed her soft and charming body, although I know I shouldn’t have a colorful heart, but I am still so excited that my whole body is sweating.
I don’t understand why Cao Fang risked her life on the battlefield with a daughter’s body, first crusading against the Yellow Turbans, then assassinating Dong Zhuo single-handedly, and now dueling with hundreds of thousands of Dong Zhuo’s army alone. Troops and horses than you ten times more than Yuan Shao not go, blood than you ten times more than the pro-heavenly brother Liu not go, and even the strength than you ten times greater than me also do not go, you a weak and delicate woman is a bitter for it? The fate of the world’s people and is not a little girl can sway you, you are just a poor worm in the palm of the hands of brother Liu play.
As I recalled the past, Kan-chung’s words cut me off.
Guan Zhong smiled lewdly and said, “Guan Erge! Everyone worships you for your righteousness, but I didn’t realize that you turned out to be an adulterer of your sister-in-law as well.”
I was so angry that I blew out my whiskers and said, “What do you take me, Guan Yu, for? Cao Fang is not my sister-in-law, she is nothing but an adulteress for the sake of the Han Dynasty.”
Fei, who was playing with the big breasts of the beautiful Qinmen Lin’s canine at his feet, said, “Junjun, father, father, son, elder brother Yun! You are being disloyal to the Lord.”
I smoked a cigarette from the mountain of offerings, tore open the seal of the Customs seizure above, with their own temple candles lit while smoking and said: “Speaking of loyalty! Tattooed little Fei you don’t say me, although my brother Liu is a person who takes advantage of his own cheap, he has pork to eat will also be divided into pieces of pig’s skull to me and Zhang Fei two little brother, he utilized me more, but did not betray me. He saved my life, and I was born to die for him all my life! If I hadn’t refused to surrender to Sun Quan, this head wouldn’t have been decapitated by Sun Quan’s son.”
The tattooed little Fei cried and cried unwillingly, “Don’t compare! Who told me to recognize the master is not clear. All my life I thought of crossing the river to the north, recovering my homeland and expelling the Jin soldiers from the pass, but I never thought that I would be beheaded by the emperor I served.”
Guan Zhong, however, was unsure and said, “Guan Er Brother! You do like that slut Cao Fang, don’t you. But once upon a time, when you told me stories about the Three Kingdoms, you described her as a great traitor, and you didn’t specify that she turned out to be a daughter.”
I shook my head and laughed bitterly! Guan Zhong is not understand anymore. On the contrary, the tattooed little Fei may understand that the one who killed him was the emperor, but the history books and the people of the later generations blamed the crime on that traitorous minister surnamed Qin, who had decided for generations that women with big breasts were all guilty.
Not only can women be raped, but history is open to rape. Once again Guan Yu entered the world of memories.
Unclothed, I took care of Cao Fang for the whole night until the next day when the fever caused by her wounds subsided and she woke up.
Cao Fang, who was covered in cold sweat, suddenly woke up with a start, probably because she had a nightmare on the battlefield! Lifting up her upper body, her smooth and naked shoulders, as well as her snow-white and dazzlingly protruding peaks all appeared in front of my eyes, making me turn away my face in embarrassment.
Cao Fang, who realized that she was completely naked and covered only with a sheep quilt, gave a sharp cry and then said awkwardly, “Guan Yu are you the one who bandaged my wounds?”
Embarrassed, I said, “It’s not like I have a woman here! I can’t ask someone else to bandage you if I don’t help you.”
Next, Cao Fang asked me impatiently, “Where is Big Brother Liu? What happened after he rescued me? Did he run into any danger?”
With a thorn in my heart, I said meanly, “Brother Liu didn’t come, it was me who wanted to come to your rescue. Brother Liu is now having a good time in bed with Yuan Shao’s wife, and if he is caught in the act of adultery, he may be in danger, but with Zhang Fei here, he will be able to turn the danger into safety.”
Cao Fang’s face was very ugly after hearing that. I, on the other hand, had a smug look on my face, but inside, somehow, I felt sad for hurting her.
I sighed softly and said, “Wake up! You are not stupid, on the contrary, should be said to be smart and witty people. Don’t let love blind your eyes, brother Liu this person greedy for life and fear of death is nothing, stealing, robbing, abducting and cheating in the chaotic world is also a helpless way to survive, more or less a bit of righteousness, but you are in his eyes is to climb upward when seduced on one of the women, can be utilized to take advantage of. He will never love you more than he does Yuan Shao’s wife.”
Cao Fang gritted her silver teeth and said, “I’m clear about his character! But I like you two the most, I prefer the freedom of wandering around outside with you two than that stressful, power-struggling home.”
Looking at Cao Fang’s look of deep love, I said with both heartache and unhappiness, “Let me tell you frankly! Back then, it was Big Brother Liu who designed to abduct you, and I was the kidnapper responsible for collecting the ransom for Big Brother. Do you really think that the two of us are good people, traveling around with you to find your family? How naive!”
Cao Fang said with tears in the corners of her eyes, “I have long known by my father’s mouth that the kidnappers who would blacken their faces were naturally trying to hide your naturally red face.”
I was greatly shocked and said, “Then why do you still like Liu Bei?”
Cao Fang tugged on the quilt to cover her naked body, and lightly wiped the teardrops on her face, saying, “At that time, I liked both of you very much! One is witty and cunning with a disgusting face, and the other is loyal and dumb and good at bullying. One is gentle and kind, the other is hardworking and simple, I didn’t know which one to choose. In the end, it was Brother Liu who chose me, while you will only cowardly hide aside to sulk. Since I’m already Brother Liu’s man, I can only love him with all my heart. I’m not a watery slut!”
This is too shocking truth, called my heart is not willing to shake hands into a fist, said: “If I was ahead of Brother Liu step will be what?”
Cao Fang said with tears streaming down her face, “What’s the use of talking about it now! Everything has been finalized.”
For Cao Fang I was past choice, but not for me. I couldn’t help but lower my head and kiss her on the forehead.
The morning light sprinkled down from the window of the tent reflected Cao Fang’s bandaged, delicate and natural body with a kind of pathetic beauty. There was a fresh scent coming from her body, probably belonging to the smell of frankincense on her chest.
While she was stunned, I reached down into the sheath covers and pressed my hands into the caresses of my fleshy, full breasts, round, bulging globes beyond the grasp of a single hand, a pair of holy mother peaks larger than every whore I’d ever touched.
Shy and embarrassed, Cao Fang recovered from her shock overload, then pushed me away with a delicate squeal.
Cao Fang sobbed and exclaimed, “Don’t be like this! It’s already too late, I now have my heart set on Big Brother Liu. You can’t be like this, Second Brother Guan.”
I said with a tiger’s roar, “So what? Big brother doesn’t love you at all, he told me a long time ago that he can give you to me when he’s done playing. But I’m different, the world although many women, let me heart only you one. Love your childhood innocence, love you spiteful mischief after the tender compensation to me, love you now in the soft and charming with strong unyielding character. There’s also your heavenly beauty, with a sultry, bone-crushing carcass.”
I didn’t care about Cao Fang’s shrill protests, I forced her into my arms, and the two of them leaned close to each other, their two flesh rubbing against each other in a passionate friction.
Ignoring her struggling resistance, I hugged her warm and soft carcass all over her arms, and I went further to forcefully kiss on Cao Fang’s fragrant and soft sandalwood mouth, shoving my big slippery wet tongue into Cao Fang’s cherry mouth.
Cao Fang opened her cherry mouth to its limit and was forced to intertwine her tongue with mine to lick and slurp each other.
The suppressed flames of desire in her eyes skyrocketed, and her iceberg-like resistance to me gradually melted away, and then, like wildfire, they sucked and caressed each other.
Swallowing Cao Fang’s saliva, she carefully played with her lilac tongue, stimulating and teasing it. My whole body was on fire with burning desire.
I really repressed for too many years, once upon a time she was the little girl that I couldn’t bear to get my hands on and hurt, and after the reunion she became the woman of Brother Liu.
Pulling back the only quilt she was wearing, my large rough hands wandered over her icy, delicate body.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhh ……” Cao Fang let out a quick, lustful and passionate cry. Watery starry eyes full of love and sadness, face expression charming and moving, both trapped in the dilemma between lust in the struggle, but also do not give up on my love, I am so convinced, cheeks also bloomed with delicate rose halo.
Being rubbed by my bold and wild pair of big tits, Cao Fang frowned tightly with a bittersweet expression on her face. Kneeling on the bed with both knees, a pair of slender hands clasped behind my back.
I, on the other hand, was already in lust, and my fingers touched her black forest, moving up and down on this delicate flower mound. And then gradually inserted my fingers into her flower pussy, and there was a loud sound of guzzling in and out.
“Second Brother Guan!” Cao Fang’s expression was extremely complicated, love and hate were intertwined with lust. Opening her cherry mouth with tears in the corner of her eyes, she lightly kissed my cheeks. The secret peach blossom pussy at the end of her legs was also seeping out warm love liquid honey dew.
Seeing Cao Fang’s appealing, lamb-like appearance, I let out a hiss and tore off my armor, revealing my strong, red body, and my caressing of her became more and more wild and fierce. My red body and spiked helmet was three times the speed of a normal man’s thrusts, and I was called the Red Star Guan Yu by the prostitutes in the pleasure halls.
The expression of pleasure overpowered the other sorrowful threads and memories, Cao Fang said quietly to me with a sultry look of clenched silver teeth, “Do you dare to bracket in? Don’t you regret it ……”
I said firmly, “I’m not going to regret it!”
I stripped naked, except for my helmet. Pushing Cao Fang down underneath me, catching her bare, shiny, slippery pink legs while she stared awkwardly at the red, furiously raised to the heavens pillar of flesh at my crotch.
Cao Fang said in fear, “Guan Yu you are so big! It’s even more so than Big Brother Liu, will I be propped up by you.”
I said jealously, “Is it necessary to compare the size of your big brother’s at this time? Just let me see what you look like when you are moving in joy.”
Cao Fang blushed her pretty face and bit her lower lip, a look of waiting for me to invade.
I picked up Cao Fang’s waist and pushed inside the flower pussy in one breath.
“Ahhhhhhhh …… good …… so thick …… ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah… …so long …… too long …… ahhhhhhhhh ……”
I don’t care about her resistance and struggling and screaming, the narrow pussy is as tight as a virgin, and the warm, wet and slippery secret flower wraps around me like it’s going to melt.
I waist force force a push, one in and one out began to desperately burst into the jade face of Cao Fang by me to fuck the red Cao Fang cuixi head swaying left and right, head of the black silk draped, a pair of white breasts of jade shoots along with my intense piston movement and wave like swaying up.
The narrow, warm pussy contracted and squirmed as if in response to my attack, making me hyperactive.
Cao Fang is not only the object of my affection, but watching her grow from a little girl to a teenager has always made me fall in love with her. To me, a person of lowly birth and unknown parents, the Xiahou family was originally a famous family that fought with Liu Bang, and although the family name was changed to eunuch due to the current situation, Cao Fang is now not only of noble birth, but also under the name of Cao, disguising herself as a man, and is a military lieutenant among the eight lieutenants of the Western Garden. In comparison, under Brother Liu’s banner, I am just a lowly general commanding a few hundred miscellaneous soldiers, without even an official position.
Riding inside this powdered carcass not only excites me, but also fills me with a sense of conquest that overpowers the powerful and climbs to the top.
I can’t tell you how pleasurable it was to hold my fleshy, plump, white jade-like body in my arms and to fuck that nectar-flowing pussy. In the midst of my intense and varied positions and movements, Cao Fang bit her lower lip with her teeth in order not to disturb my subordinates and not to make a sound. The more she resisted, the more I wanted to tease her, and I added more force to my waist, and while moving in and out, I even lowered my head and opened my mouth to bite on her breasts, until I forced her to scream out.
“Ah ah …… pain …… ah ah ……” Cao Fang finally shouted out loudly, her lustful cries traveling straight out of the tent The
I don’t know if anyone heard it, maybe or maybe not.
Cao Fang, who was so scared that her pretty face changed greatly in color, used her ten fingers to fiercely claw at my back after coming back to her senses.
I was scratched and bleeding, but I didn’t move slowly after the pain, I was used to being beaten since I was a child. Moreover, I turned the pain into strength, thrusting and pumping even more vigorously, with a loud popping sound, causing the love liquid to splash on the bed from my pussy.
“Ahhhhhhhh …… slow down …… I’m going to be fucked to death by you! Kwanji.”
Cao Fang’s forehead was sweating, and her face was full of mixed feelings as she crouched on my shoulder and said, “You are so cruel!”
I can not help but feel sigh helpless in my heart. Although I finally get Cao Fang called my dream body, this chest big milk quite, water snake waist young fine moving, pink legs long and healthy legs, really let a person love the special thing ah! But in addition to Mr. Liu, there is also a huge difference in status between us!
Putting what was surely a much more difficult future behind me, I pressed and rubbed Cao Fang’s full, luxurious breasts. Lowering my head over one of them, I opened my mouth to take in the red plum on the ridge, my tongue teasing its activity.
Cao Fang her white porcelain like delicate skin, with the passionate action, blood circulation accelerated, body temperature warming, skin are flushed with moving cherry color. Winks like silk, she responded to my high-speed in and out, seem to be enjoying the pleasure that should be rising.
Moreover, there was a kind of unfathomable suction force inside her flower pussy, between one squeeze and one pressure, starting from the tip of the Prime Pillar, it brought me a wonderful sensual stimulation.
I returned the favor, advancing with a hardening of my loins, making the Prime go around in circles, grinding the walls of the flower in deep and shallow strokes.
Before long, our breathing became more rapid, our body temperatures rose, and even the surface of the bed was already covered with slippery love juices.
Cao Fang let out a murmur of uh-oh-oh-oh, and under my stimulation, this kind of sound that can’t be suppressed to the limit and can’t help but be screamed out sounds even more stimulating and heartwarming.
Feeling the pressure rise in the body, I transported the waist force to make a series of sprints, to get further pleasure, and then made the final gallop rush, with my tiger’s back and waist of the body, thick arm, I hold Cao Fang’s willow waist in one hand, one hand to support her rounded beautiful buttocks, a breath of speed up to the limit, ten deep and not shallow even the top of the flowers into the pussy.
Cao Fang’s whole body shook as if she had been struck by lightning, but it was definitely a lightning strike of pleasure. Her pink face was flushed with an expression of enjoyment and suffering.
Seeing the way she was moving, I pushed harder and plunged my head straight to the bottom.
“Ahhhhhhhhh ……,” Cao Fang couldn’t hold back a low moan of joy.
Amidst the uncontrollable cries of exaltation, Cao Fang reached a state of orgasm, a tide of nectar pouring out, staining her legs and the bedsheets.
“Oooh …… ah ah ah ……” My Prime, too, soared as I shot all of the thick, sticky, hot soybean paste into her pussy.
It was a pain and pleasure like no other.
(II. Finale)
“Then the next thing you know, Brother Yun Chang and Cao Fang are living happily ever after!” The Flying General who came over to skewer him said.
Guan Yu, whose recollections were interrupted, a red face became even redder with anger and flicked the cigarette in his hand into General Fei’s face and said, “Tattooed little Fei! Have you read too many fairy tales? You go to see the Three Kingdoms, I Guan Yu die without a body head head split the family’s end, exactly where like a prince and princess from now on happily ever after fairy tale.”
Flying General is always a generation of famous generals in the Central Plains, stretching out two fingers on the preparation of the unmistakable clip on the oncoming cigarettes, smoked two mouthfuls after sighing: “or Marlboro this brand is good! Incense flourishing really different, my side only incense and candles, that have cigarettes! Otherwise, there is only picking up the cigarette butts dropped on the ground by the people who offer incense.”
Little Writer Sam said, “Then what exactly happens next? Don’t you dare lie to me again, Kwanji.”
Once again, Guan Yu reveled in the memories of the past.
After a night of entanglement, learning that Cao Fang turned out to like herself as well excited me.
After we once again pulled out of camp and set out on our journey, we shared a ride with Cao Fang, who had not yet recovered from her wounds, on the back of her beloved horse, Paw Wong Fei Deng, and the atmosphere between the two of them was warm and sweet, with their bodies pressed close together and their body heat transmitted to each other. I have never been so happy in my life!
Soon Brother Liu’s army came to meet us. Not surprisingly, when I asked Zhang Fei afterward, he told me that Liu had sent his troops only after the scouts had reported that Dong Zhuo’s army had retreated.
Brother Liu, who came to greet us, looked sick and coughed lightly, his body shivering in the cold wind.
Big Brother Liu’s breath was weak but full of joy, ”Little Brother Meng De! Yun Chang. It’s good that you guys are alright, fortunately Yun Chang you rescued Meng De. I originally wanted to come myself, but because I contracted a wind chill, and because I was worried about Meng De’s battle, I finally became melancholic and thought that I couldn’t do anything about it.”
Next, Brother Liu rolled down from his mount, and Cao Fang, who was originally in my arms like a swallow in a nest, with a worried and anxious look on her face, immediately jumped down and picked up Brother Liu on the ground.
Brother Liu coughed up blood repeatedly, his face pale, and holding Cao Fang’s hand, he said, “Will you blame me for being late?”
Pretending to be sick, pretending to cry and pretending to worry about the country! They are my Big Brother Liu’s three best tricks for deceiving people, but pretending to be so obvious that Cao Fang wouldn’t believe him. I was so convinced at the time!
The result was that I was almost so angry that I vomited blood and died. Cao Fang actually held Liu’s hand with tears in her eyes and said, “How could I blame you! We still have to revitalize the Han Dynasty together, you can’t fall down on this, Big Brother Liu.”
Guan Yu recollections to this point has been unable to say, tilted the sky to pour three bottles of Maotai and two bottles of brandy.
Guan Yu was so angry that his face hole was like blood and said, “Cao Fang that slut! So easy to let Brother Liu cheat and go back to him. Later on, Cao Fang was full of cunning when she made plots and tricks against her enemies, but she was so stupid at such a time.”
Guan Zhong patted Guan Yu’s shoulder and said, ”I understand! Cao Fang she is simply deceiving herself, so that’s why women in love, their eyes are blind. And especially stupid!”
Heroic Guan Yu, for which a long sigh. Memories, that thousand years ago, unforgettable love of a lifetime!
The day after that, Cao Fang came out to me with a sentimental look on her face and said, “Second Brother Guan! It’s better to ask you to forget about that morning. I still …… I still can’t leave Big Brother Liu ……”
I held back my sadness and said, “I understand!”
In fact, it’s a piece of shit to understand! Cao Fang, you slut, so simple to return to the big brother’s side. What do you think I am, Guan Yu? You’re not the only woman in the world, I want a woman and I’m not afraid of not having one.
Later, Dong Zhuo burned Luoyang and fled to Chang’an. Losing their common enemy, the lords started a war of rivalry for supremacy.
Cao Fang first became the governor of Dong County, and later was pushed to become the pastor of Yanzhou. Coming from a big family, her situation was still better than that of Liu Da, a distant relative of the royal family with a false name.
We were just an isolated army without any territory, living in the lodges of the vassals. In order to get our own territory, Liu Da was very skillful in calculating the situation. He first sent Zhang Fei to disguise as a thief and kill Cao Fang’s father to conceal the fact that he had kidnapped Cao Fang, and secondly to provoke Cao Fang to fight with Tao Qian, the Xuzhou governor, and then send troops to help him in the name of supporting Tao Qian, and then poisoned him to death. On the surface, he pretended to avenge his father’s death on behalf of Cao Fang, but in reality, he was trying to seize Xuzhou.
Afterwards, the good times are not always good, although Liu big brother is treacherous, did not think that there are more treacherous than him, treacherous to the out of the juice of the people, treacherous Bu’ou, Lv Bu! Lu Bu, who was taken in by us, bit back and seized Xuzhou, so he had to defect to Cao Fang in distress.
In the following years, Liu and Cao were in pairs, and when I watched their close relationship, the pain in my heart could only be vented on the battlefield. In those years, the wisdom and fame of Liu and Cao were matched with the ushering in of Emperor Xian, who continued to conquer the east and the west, subduing all the vassals one by one, and the great ideal of revitalizing the Han Dynasty and letting the people of the world live in peace and contentment seemed to be not far away.
And I also died of my own obsession with Cao Fang, an adulteress who does not love herself, why would I love her. And I also in the introduction of Liu Da Yi, married a self although not love, but is a dignified and virtuous virgin, Lin Ying as his wife.
Although Cao Fang and Liu Big Brother lived a life of good and bad love, they gradually disputed over their different political views. The key is still the ambition of Liu Daogao, who is also a descendant of the Liu surname, and he wants Cao Fang to abolish Emperor Xian and establish him as the emperor.
Cao Fang has been filled with the pedantic idea of loyalty and love for the country since she was a child, and she can no longer abolish the emperor, but only promises to establish her elder brother as the emperor if Emperor Xian passes away.
The Eastern Han emperors were all sickly and short-lived, but Emperor Xian was healthy and much younger than his elder brother. After a few years of waiting, his elder brother started to buy Cao Fang’s men, contacted Dong Cheng in the court, and Ma Teng, a vassal outside, and prepared to take over the power by force.
Brother Liu also promised me that he would reward me with Cao Fang when the rebellion was accomplished.
I struggled to know which one to choose between Brother Liu and Cao Fang. Brother Liu has always been kind to me, even though he is a mean person. I still love Cao Fang in my heart, but I hate that she is obsessed with Brother Liu, breaking my heart.
At this point in the recollection, Guan Yu stopped narrating.
The Flying General stole a sip of the wine offered at the temple and said, “Good wine! Brother Yun Chang, why don’t you go on? The next part should be that Liu Bei’s plot was foiled and you, for the sake of brotherly righteousness, went so far as to turn against your old love, Cao Fang, to fight her in the sand.”
Guan Yu said sadly, “Tattooed little Fei! I’m not like you, who is so foolishly loyal that I won’t make a rebellion even if the emperor wants to cut off your head.”
Guan Zhong, who had more or less guessed a bit of the truth, sweated and said, “The world honors you for your righteousness, Brother Guan Er! Both black and white come to pay their respects, but that’s not the case, is it?”
Guan Yu to the sky hahahaha loud and bitter laughter three said: “really or literati than martial arts clever, tattoo small Fei guessed not, Guan Zhong you but guessed. Think also know, black and white are not two sides, but both sides to worship to, the world that there is this kind of blessing official soldiers and blessing the thief’s righteousness fairy. In fact, I’m a two-fifty, or to put it succinctly is a traitor!”
At that time, I was in a dilemma, I chose a woman between my brother and a woman, and deliberately leaked out the conspiracy of my big brother. Even so, Cao Fang moment still can not bear to pay the big brother, and Liu big brother in her sad hesitation has taken the first step to escape to Yuan Shao, and I will rebel to follow Cao Fang, and take this opportunity to comfort her wounded heart, take advantage of the opportunity to take advantage of her body.
Later on, what I told Guan Zhong about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, like the beheading of Yan Liang and Wen Chou, etc., was actually because I knew that Brother Liu was working for Yuan Shao in the rival camp, and that’s why I contributed so much to the crusade.
Cao Fang appointed me Shouting Waiter and presented me with the Golden Brocade, all of which were expressions of his love for me. As for what arrangement I and brother Liu’s sister-in-law alone, are all lies, in fact, at that time I was busy with Cao Fang in the wild, that is, nowadays the popular saying of the wild war. I was too busy to care about my older sister-in-law.
Hearing me speak, General Fei’s face sweated like rain, shocked by the truth of history. Guan Zhong, however, shook his head and said with a bitter smile, “Since ancient times, it has been said that the literati of my generation have a lot of big words, but it seems that the big words of the martial artists are not small either.”
I held a cigarette in one hand and said with a beer in the other, “On the battlefield there is a lot of deceit, and the military people don’t talk too much, okay?”
That’s when Guan Zhong pointed at my hand and said, “Brother Guan Er! You turned the cigarette around and smoked it!”
I didn’t even care about the heat that burned my tongue, and hurriedly dropped my cigarette and turned it around and said, “There’s a lot of big talk, but the bone-scraping thing is true! I’m more than just naturally red-faced, and I don’t feel much pain in the flesh. I can also pretend to be handsome! Scraping the bones and healing the poison and still being able to concentrate on playing chess, isn’t that handsome?”
The Flying General said with a green face, “Then the passing of the five passes is also a lie?”
I swallowed hard and said, “It’s all fake!” Luckily, I was now wearing sunglasses that hid the manly tears in the corners of my eyes.
Those were arguably the happiest days of my life, when Cao Fang turned back to me because of Brother Liu’s betrayal and once again threw herself into my arms. I had no ambition for the country or the dynasty, as long as I could stay by her side, it was enough. I don’t mind even if she’s between me and Big Brother, a slut who’s in love with the Qin Dynasty.
On that day, Cao Fang, who was rarely dressed in women’s clothes, received me in her study, and now that she was no longer a young girl and had grown into a beautiful and attractive young woman, she looked up at me with tears in her eyes and a forlorn look on her face.
Her delicate appearance as she cried her eyes out called my heart to ache. With tears pouring down her face, she said to me as she cried, “Second Brother Guan! Today I received a secret letter from Liu Bei to me about my father. He confessed and apologized to me, stating that back then you killed my father, Cao Song, under his orders, disguised as a thief, is this true?”
I snatched the letter to take a look, in addition to the underhanded person from Zhang Fei changed to me, Liu big brother wrote the contents of the secret letter are all in line with the facts, especially about Cao Song corpse wounds, not the real culprit is not known.
Now I really can’t say, only now to say the real culprit is Zhang Fei is useless, I also have no evidence to prove that I am innocent. What’s more, I already knew the inside story but hid it for many years, now the result of admitting it or not is not much different.
Unable to answer I could only be silent.
When Cao Fang in order to father’s death, a rage under the attack Tao Qian, to save the world’s people as her own responsibility, and even lost her mind vertical soldiers looting, and ultimately evolved to the post-war massacre of the tragedy. It can be seen how much she loved her father.
Next, Cao Fang said with a trembling voice, “Is it you who secretly tipped off Liu Bei’s rebellion?”
To which I can honestly answer, “It’s me!”
Cao Fang, who was deeply shocked, continued to ask with a white face, “Are you doing this to help me, or are you doing this for yourself?”
I shook my head and laughed bitterly, “I don’t know, it could be both.”
Cao Fang sobbed, “I don’t know whether to thank you more or hate you, Guan Erge? But I can’t love someone who killed my father. I’m sorry …… but …… but ……”
With a heavy heart, I asked, “When you say you can’t love the man who killed your father, are you going to end the relationship between the two of us? What are you going to do then? To avenge your father’s death?”
Completely devoid of the usual far-sightedness and decisive wit of a thousand miles, Cao Fang said with a sad face, “Go away! I can’t bear to hurt Come, but I can’t face dealing with you again either.”
My beloved’s tears made my heart ache and I could do nothing about it, even if I had the ability to take a general’s head in the midst of a million armies, I could not change her decision. Facing Cao Fang’s determination, I finally said, “Do you love me or Brother Liu more?”
Cao Fang didn’t answer, but her expression that couldn’t bear to hurt me made me guess a painful answer.
Gambling on my last courage, I said, word for word, “This is my last request, tonight, let’s forget all the sadness and pain? Go back to when we first met.”
I love her! But I also ruthless this slut, hate her know Liu Bei’s behavior still love him more than love me, hate myself in her heart is always just second. I also hate that she doesn’t understand me, even if brother Liu has orders, I will not do anything to hurt her, let alone killing her old, sick and powerless father. This stupid slut why just do not understand!
Cao Fang didn’t answer, and my reaction was not to ask questions but to act. In a fit of rage, I swept all the stationery on the desk to the floor, I pulled Cao Fang, whose face was still streaked with tears, onto the desk, and bent my head down to kiss her on the lips. Licking the salty teardrops on her face made my heart ache.
After tonight well I will lose her forever!
The sound of cracking sheep resounded in the study, and I roughly tore open the dress on her body, revealing the snow-white and plump jade peak mountain, as well as the humongous red buds on it.
I kissed passionately on the smooth skin of her chest before spitting out my tongue and licking at it before sucking hard.
Cao Fang, whose breathing became rapid, and her petite body gradually became blazing hot.
Then I tore the rest of her dress off her body, revealing a gorgeous, undulating body, and used the rags to tie her catkins tightly to the desk.
I removed Cao Fang’s hair-blowing green steel sword from the wall and unsheathed it to point it at Cao Fang.
Cao Fang’s face was slightly fearful, but more than that, it was an expression of relief as she said with a long, mournful sigh, “You want to kill me? Then be more efficient.”
I shook my head sadly and said, “If you knew me better, we wouldn’t have evolved to the point we are today. Do you think I’m the kind of ruthless man who is so hard-hearted that if my beloved can’t get it, I have to kill her and not let anyone else get it?”
I arranged Cao Fang’s pair of slim pink legs into a figure-eight shape facing me, with the center door wide open to reveal her peach blossom source, and leaned over it, saying, “I want to leave an indelible memory in your heart! So that you will always remember this day! As well as leaving physical evidence that won’t fade with the years and will stay fresh in my memory.”
I started to shave Cao Fang’s hair with my sharp green steel sword, and the sword really blew off hair, and the black forest was swept away by the blade.
The secret area of the flower mound was sucked in by the touch of the icy sword blade, causing Cao Fang’s delicate body to tremble lightly and emit a moving wailing low cry, “Ah ah …… ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ……”
I quickly chopped the black forest clean, making the secret garden of Cao Fang’s slut as pure and bright as a little girl. Then I took the rags of Cao Fang’s pants that I had just torn to shreds, and collected the soft and smooth black fluffy hairs that had been shaved off like silk threads, and put them back into my arms.
Tso Fong’s eyes had teardrops hanging from the corners, but a pair of beautiful eyes shone with wild lust, and the flower mound, which had been shaved bare by me, was oozing out transparent silver nectar of lust from within the jade doorway.
Taking the candle in the room, I dabbed Cao Fang’s obscene secret for lubrication and inserted it towards Cao Fang’s tender pink chrysanthemum hole, causing her to immediately let out an obscenely loud wail, “ah ah ah ah ah ah ……” Her petite body was trembling, and her legs unconsciously swung, her puffy breasts heaving together and down, the whole thing imploring for me to enter. Breasts together and down, the whole person is implied to want me to enter.
I took the whip hanging on the wall and hit the floor with a tiger-like whip. My eyes stared at Cao Fang, her face was covered with cold sweat, and her white and tender body was trembling slightly. The love and hatred in my heart were intertwined, and then through the whip, I let it out, and struck down on the round and large breasts.
The force was just right, painful but not too painful, leaving a red mark that wrapped around her breasts. Then I pulled the whip, stimulating and teasing Cao Fang’s lust.
“Guan …… Guan Yu you …… ah …… ah ah ah …… “Cao Fang mournful moving call, face mixed feelings, resentment, hate, love, love, grace, righteousness and desire have.
Cao Fang is not only the naughty girl I knew back then, but also the prime minister of the Han Dynasty in disguise of a man, and even more so, the soft and seductive slut that I love so much that it is hard for me to leave her.
In contrast, my wife, Lin Ying, was just a wooden beauty under the domination of propriety, and would only passively endure my aggression.
I sometimes beat Cao Fang so painfully with a whip that she screamed and wept furiously, and sometimes I just let the whip wrap around her fleshy and tantalizingly attractive petite body, or give her a small beating that was not too light and not too heavy, so that she would feel pain and excitement at the same time.
For the sake of Cao Fang, I was born to fight for several years, and all the beautiful and affectionate memories flashed through my mind one by one.
Thinking of this, my grief and lust poured into my hands, and the whip rained down on Cao Fang’s body.
“ah ah ah ……ohhohh ah ……” holding the whip in my heart love and hate mixed, Cao Fang on the desk twisted and struggling movements, and lustful and mournful screams straight through my I’m not going to be able to do that.
“Bitch! I’ll kill Cao Fang you slut.” I cursed fiercely with my mouth but loved deeply in my heart.
Finally, the leather whip was wrapped around Cao Fang Xiang’s sweaty and whip-marked petite body, especially in front of her chest, crossed into a diamond shape to bind her breasts, making them more prominent and plump. White and red, large dazzling breasts, was tightly bound by the rope.
Cao Fang’s face was flushed, because the binding of the leather whip had made her blood and gas, her face was red and she was breathing rapidly, she was in pain but could not hide her excited look.
“Cool? Slut!”
“Well!” The flowery figure with teary eyes nodded desperately, her head full of dark silk draped over the desk.
I stretched out my ten fingers and caressed Cao Fang’s plump and attractive snow-white body, rubbing the buds and pressing the peaks of her breasts made her gasp and moan with pleasure.
This is the last time I will have sex with Cao Fang! I thought sadly.
I lovingly on her lotus root arms, flat belly, round buttocks, slim legs, tender asshole, gently folded and slowly twisted teasing and playing. At times, I was as impatient as crazy, at times rough and hard, at times soft and honeyed, and my movements were light and heavy.
Stroking Cao Fang to the point where she was elevated from bondage hell to a paradise of pleasure and pleasure.
Cao Fang, immersed in pleasure, gradually experienced the soul-crushing electric current in her body, her nose was emitting meaningless slow moving sounds, and her reserve was lost as she screamed out wildly.
Suddenly I tighten the whip and strangle Cao Fang’s whole body, causing her to cry out in pain. I then use the end of my own long beard to stimulate and tweak her stamen and the fountain of golden water that will not dry up.
“Ah ah ah ah ah ……” Unable to withstand my stimulation, Cao Fang’s eyes turned white, her petite body shook violently, and a sweet spring jetted out from within the spring between her legs that would not dry up, and the golden water with hot air drew a wonderful curve and fell to the ground.
Cao Fang’s face showed a complex and confused expression, between pain and pleasure, she was about to lose the distinction between the two.
Pulling out the candle in my asshole, I lowered my head and kissed her passionately on her flower mound that I had shaved, licking and kissing and sucking on the place that mesmerized me, teasing Cao Fang’s official senses until her face was blushing with peach blossom eyes in ecstasy, and she was flooded with love juices.
Under my caresses and torture, Cao Fang’s whole body was drenched with her own sweat and golden water, and she looked even sexier with a delicate and helpless demeanor as she hung with golden beads of water.
Cao Fang’s beautiful eyes contained tears, her face flushed with provocation as she gasped, “Guan second brother …… today is the last time we make out ……”
With pain and pity, I undid the leather whip from Cao Fang’s body and let her naked body with the red marks of the whip and tired lying spread out before my eyes. At the same time, I used my green steel sword to cut off my own long beard.
“Cao Fang! Why did you get you first and not me?” Sighing at the play of fate, I picked up her tender naked body and rubbed my beard against her cheeks face to face, cowering and trembling, she frowned and wailed at the sting of my beard.
With one arm around in her slender waist, I pulled Cao Fang over to the desk, legs spread wide open to me.
Cao Fang’s face flushed red and she exhaled and sprayed on my face, while softly unzipping my pants for me.
Cao Fang said with a light sigh, ”If we weren’t born in this chaotic world! Then how good ah! Guan second brother …… “Holding my blood indignant Guan little brother, Cao Fang from the bottom of the heart, let me smell the heartache.
I nibbled on the red cheeks and rubbed my mustache against them while holding up those firm, smooth pink legs.
Letting Cao Fang’s body lie down on the desk, I grabbed one of her legs with each hand and brazenly barged right in with my firm Guan dick, invading and conquering Cao Fang, a strange woman in a chaotic world who was honored to be the prime minister of the Han Dynasty.
“Ahhhh …… Guan Erge ……” Cao Fang’s moist and tight flower pussy enthusiastically enveloped me.
Being one with her made me feel immense joy, and the thought of the grief of breaking up called my heart full of bitterness.
“Aaah!” With a bellow, I pushed in hard, like I was trying to break Cao Fang apart, and I thrust up ferociously, in and out at high speeds, making Cao Fang wail, that soft, snow-white, naked body enduring all my passion.
The exuberant Prime of my lower body fucked Cao Fang and made her drip all over the table.
“ohh A.A……. Guanji…… deeper! Rougher!”
I continued to fuck Cao Fang like a madman, that white porcelain-like smooth skin, the warm pussy that screamed like it was going to melt, and that heavenly, beautiful voice that coexisted misery and pleasure.
At their joint, love juices gushed out, dripping and spilling onto the floor. The beautiful Cao Fang, who was dominating half of the big man’s body, was now like a wounded lecherous beast, with a pained expression on her face that hid a gradually rising reaction of pleasure.
“Fuck you! Bitch …… I fuck you this slut.” Betrayal of his wife, betrayed Brother Liu, and what I got, the two sweet happy life why so short, I am not willing!
Cao Fang’s soft pink legs were folded around my waist, her slender hands were hanging on my neck, the white jade breast shoots on her chest were bouncing and swaying with my rough and intense thrusting movements, oozing out obscene love juice, and her flower pussy was contracting and writhing, making me feel indescribably comfortable.
“Guan second brother …… If there is an afterlife …… I will definitely choose you ……,” Cao Fang cried out in grief, but the the end of her words turned into a raving lustful cry of pleasure.
I cursed, “Bullshit afterlife! Then why can’t we be together now!” I plunged straight to the bottom in one breath, pausing deep inside the slut Cao Fang.
Cao Fang has never looked down on my poor birth, even though I forced away Brother Liu, but my family background and status prevented our union, the generals under her Uncle Cao’s life and nephews would not allow her to resume her daughter’s body and marry me. I can only cheat with this slut! And even cheating is the last time.
I accelerated the speed of my thrusts, not only the intoxicating pleasure coming from the front, but also the sensual pleasure that rose up inside my body.
Cao Fang was crying on one side and screaming lustfully on the other. It was as delicate as a rose that would break off in a single grip.
And I destroyed her mercilessly until I exploded inside her. The pleasure that penetrated my entire body, my soul floating in heaven, left me bewildered by it.
“Ah …… ah …… shoot it all inside!”
Amidst the cries of grief, Cao Fang’s flower pussy responded to the invasion of my Yang Jing and welcomed the onset of orgasm, the contraction movement that implied suction draining my Guan Yu’s white, hot milk.
Guan Yu pressed the sunglasses on his face and stole a male tear from the corner of his eye, reveling in the wonderful but bitter memories of the past.
Guan Zhong sighed and said, “Is this the last time you’ll make out with Cao Fang, Second Brother?”
Guan Yu shook his hand in denial and said, “Actually, there was a second time afterward, and that time was truly the last.”
Guan Zhong said smartly, “Needless to say, naturally, it was the time when he privately released someone else, Cao Fang, on Huarong Road.”
Guan Yu haha said: “That time Cao Fang lost the battle in Red Cliff, the mouth of our old love, and kneeling on the ground to kowtow, but also when many of the subordinates in front of the eyes, in full view of the blowjob for me, I momentary fire hard to control, have forgotten with Zhuge Liang made the military order, and with her this slut old love service blaze. In the end, she was still naked and fled north!”
Fei General Suit said with cold eyes, “I really misjudged you Guan Yu as a person! Even if you can’t be a couple with someone, you don’t need to call each other a slut on the left and a bitch on the right, and you even taught Sam Chai to write Cao Cao as a great traitor in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, you’re so unmanly and petty as hell.”
Guan Yu gritted his teeth and said, “Tattooed little Fei you don’t mind your own business! You can only be foolishly loyal to the kid that understand my feelings, you have not yet come out of the world when I have been black and white both to worship the earth immortal.”
Guan Zhong opened a bottle of red wine, poured three glasses of wine one for each person and said: ”I can understand Guan Erge’s feelings, it’s best that everyone in the world misunderstands Cao Fang, and the only one who really understands her is himself. Because of love, so hate, the world of men and women are not all the same thing? Second Brother Guan is also a man of nature!”
Guan Yu said angrily after a drink, “Tattoo little Fei and A Zhong you this kid, here for nothing, just now is the famous wine of the year 1582, is the bamboo rising gang’s gangster head to worship me when offered, even I also only this bottle of.”
Cao Fang was regarded as a traitor in later generations, but I know she was not. In the process of the next pacification of the world, Cao Fang’s tactics have become more and more cunning, but it is still far worse than Brother Liu, and many of those who have been cheated by Brother Liu are still unaware of it. And as Cao Fang became more powerful, he attracted more and more vicious rumors.
The most famous, to be counted Wen Youheng nude scolding Cao. Political views are different, this scumbag knew that Cao Fang was actually a daughter, but deliberately scolded and humiliated Cao Fang in the nude. According to the current version of the story, Wen Youheng, this exhibitionist bitch, was intentional sexual harassment. If I had been by Cao Fang’s side at that time, I would have castrated Wen Youheng with the Green Dragon Crescent Blade without saying a word, and I would have allowed this dog thief to scold his lover.
Driven away by Cao Fang, I had nowhere to go and returned to Brother Liu’s side. Although I was not forced to be Cao Fang’s enemy in the Three Kingdoms War for the world, I was convinced that I, who was in the Han camp and had my heart in Cao, was Cao Fang’s real man of honor. I am the only one who understands Cao Fang’s loneliness, silently guarding Emperor Xian, a dim king who is not good enough to be a king, and fighting for the restoration of the Han Dynasty.
After the defeat and capture of Mai Cheng, I would rather die than give in, in addition to Brother Liu and Cao Fang, how can I go to serve Sun Quan, the yellow mouth, death is death, people will always die, not to mention that I am already in the twilight of his life.
After being decapitated, the head of my body with the head, was Sun Quan to Cao Fang, at that time has been white hair, slightly old, but still charming Cao Fang, see my head, suddenly sad to hold collapse, holding my head caressing the head to cry bitterly!
Cao Fang murmured in a small voice, “I’m sorry! It’s my fault, Guan Erge, back …… then I shouldn’t have kicked you out, or else it wouldn’t be like this today.”
However, at that time, no one in the whole court understood Cao Fang’s sincerity.
“The Prime Minister really knows how to put on a show!”
“We can’t take the blame for this, after the ceremonial burial of Guan Yu let Liu Bei and Sun Quan fight to the death.”
“This man Guan Yu really doesn’t know how to appreciate himself, it’s a waste of time for the Prime Minister to reuse him that day, and he deserves what happened to him today.”
Thinking of the sad expression of Cao Fang, who already had white hair like frost, tearfully caressing the corpse and crying, Guan Yu said to Guan Zhong, “There are many Guan Di temples in the world, but my head is in the underground chamber of this temple.”
The half-drunk Guan Zhong said, “Following the ‘Style Do Not Speak’ and ‘Iron Fist Invincible Sun Wu’, I’m also going to write a biography of you, Brother Guan Er! Write a new book, and call it ‘The True Three Kingdoms Succubus’, so that everyone in the world will know your mercurial side and understand this sad love story with no result.”
Guan Yu waved his AK47 in displeasure and said, “Don’t you scribble nonsense about the literati, or the gun in my hand won’t have eyes. It’s enough to let the world not know that Cao Cao was a daughter and think she was a traitor.”
Guan Zhong Office explained, “But I thought about the scene of the gray-haired Cao Fang, hugging Guan Erge’s head and crying bitterly was really touching! For a moment it was really a flood of literary ideas.”
Just when Guan Yu was so angry that he wanted to shoot someone, a graceful woman with lotus steps, dressed in light Han Dynasty clothes, and not angry at the corners of her eyes, entered the temple.
The Flying General said in surprise, “You! How can that be? How can you, a lonely ghost, step inside a temple dedicated to the Earth Immortal.”
The beauty with lightly swept goose eyebrows and thinly powdered lipstick said savagely, “Although I am a lonely ghost, although the world’s temples can not be entered, the Guan Di Temple is within the freedom to go.”
Looking at Guan Yu who was crawling on the ground to escape, all without a trace of heroism, the shocked beauty lifted his head in her arms and said, “Second brother! Isn’t it enough that you’ve been jealous for 1,800 years? I gave you my body, and I will not reincarnate even after I turn into a ghost, I have served you for 1,800 years, what more do you want?”
Looking at the frightening scene of a beautiful woman hugging a human head, Guan Zhong shivered in fear and shouted, “Ghosts!”
General Fei said calmly, “Guanzhong you really are, it’s all about people changing after they die. You’re not surprised that Yun Chang and I are immortals, but you’re surprised by ghosts here?”
The Flying General rose and saluted before saying, “May I ask your aunt’s name?”
The beautiful ghost said, “Just a traitorous minister who has no one to pay homage to and is buried with his living beloved after death! My real name is Cao Fang, but the world knows me by my alias Cao Cao.”
Guan Yu said timidly, “Little Fang! Don’t you get angry. You still attracted a bunch of horny ghosts to pursue you even after you died. We became a couple after the Underworld Marriage, and a husband being jealous is just a flirtatious expression of love.”
Cao Fang held Guan Yu’s head with Guan Zhong and General Fei and said with a furious face and a smile on her face, “It’s a guest from afar! Please forgive my husband for his rudeness, I’ll go back to the tomb with him first, and have some lovemaking with him.”
After saying that, he also took candles from the temple, and sexually abusive items such as hand clasps, whips and high heels from the pile of offerings.
Guan Zhong waited for Cao Fang to calm down after he left to understand what kind of life Guan Yu, who became a god after his death, lived, and looking at the naked beautiful dog Qinmen Lin at the Fei General’s feet probably made sense.
Guan Zhong said angrily, “Guan Erge this treacherous ghost, martial arts people much big words without a word of truth. He simply enjoyed the tenderness for 1,800 years! Even though it was after death, can this be called a tragedy?”
The Flying General said, “In contemporary parlance, this would be called black humor!”
And in the inner court of the Guan Di Temple, there came the wailing of Guan Yu, thinking that Cao Fang was playing the sexual abuse game now called SM with him.
[End]