My first attempt at erotic martial arts!
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The tavern in a small village was crowded in the late morning, and the crowd was there only to hear the story told by the storyteller.
Talking about storytelling, this era, the biggest is the emperor, the second is the prime minister, and then probably is the book of the gentleman, now the Northern Song Dynasty is not weak, neighboring Liao is strong and powerful, the volatile situation has caused fear and panic, life is also difficult, the farmers worked hard for a whole year, the money earned is not enough to change the rice for two months, the only pillar of life is the storyteller told the story of the storyteller, every day to listen to a smile, a day is over. The only pillar of life is the stories told by this storyteller. Every day, I listen and laugh, and the day is over.
“It is said that after our Song Dynasty’s Golden Sword Yang Ye Yang Linggong bravely beheaded seven brave generals of Great Liao, he retreated to the valley as promised.”
This storyteller, Mr. Huang, is about sixty years old, with a rosy nose, and is said to have been a private school teacher before he told the story, and then, when the world was in chaos and he lost his teaching post, he hid himself away here to tell stories in order to earn a living.
“Who knew that Pan Mei, the marshal of the Song Dynasty, had listened to the gluttonous words of his generals and had not sent troops to meet Lord Yang!
Pathetic! Pity! Our General Yang had no one to meet him, so he could only lead the remnants of his army to fight his way out of the siege, but there were too many vicious Liao soldiers, so Yang was exhausted and unable to fight any longer, and finally committed suicide by hitting the Li Ling Monument in front of the monument in order to show his loyalty to the Great Song Dynasty.”
“General Yang’s seven sons, in this war died six, of which the fourth and fifth Lang, to this day are still no bones, the only surviving sixth Lang, is now our town of three passes of General Yang Yanzhao Yang, alas, lamentable ah! It’s a pity! A loyal family, actually ended up like this.”
For a while, the tavern became silent, listening to the story people are sad and angry, emotional people even shed tears. Historical stories, should be vivid and interesting, if today’s story is about Guan Gong over five passes to cut six generals, or Jing Ke stabbed the Qin, will certainly win the applause of the audience, and everyone will be able to listen to it with great interest, but today, the old man said the story is closely related to their own, see their own country weak and weak, and the loyal ministers by the treacherous people and lost their lives in the Yellow Springs, who can not feel angry?
Speaking here, Mr. Huang also choked up, he paused for a while and continued: “small old man today’s story is told here! No longer speak on, but I Huang Dai can still have a few words to say to you.”
He continued: “small old man for today’s Song Dynasty, really feel pain, think we are a great country, foreign, but to the barbarian Liao dog tribute and peace, internal, loyal and brave people can not ambition, the villain and traitor is the power in the hands of the people, so that we are even living in food and drink are difficult, all of this is attributed to our several wise Emperor! “
The words just out, everyone’s face has a stunned color! The old man said although every word is true, but he criticized the court, even the emperor scolded on, if it is heard by the officials, must be the head to the ground people look around, see no official people in the vicinity, will be a lot of relief, some of the more daring people will follow the holler, and echoed Huang Dai to come.
Just then, someone suddenly shouted, “No, no.”
The people in the tavern were all impassioned at this time, and these several sounds of “not also, not also” sounded particularly harsh.
A scholar dressed as a person slowly walked to the front of Huang Dai, the crowd’s eyes are to this person’s body to measure, only to see his face handsome, wearing a blue satin clothes, head with a brocade hat, his hand is also holding a fan, full of the rich family gentleman look, behind him there are also followed by four schoolboys.
Huang Dai looked at him with contemptuous eyes while saying: “It seems that this little brother doesn’t agree with my Huang’s words? Look at your dress, maybe it is the son of a nobleman, if you want to report me to the government, please go ahead, I have been in exile all my life, there is nothing to be afraid of.”
“Old sir is overstated, old sir your worry about the country and the people is very much called the late generation to admire, and how would the late generation complain to the government?” This scholar courteously returned.
“If that’s the case, why are you interrupting me with ‘nay, nay, nay’?”
“Old sir misunderstood the late generation.” The scholar slightly bowed to Huang Dai: “Senior Song Zhen, after listening to the words of the old gentleman, I feel that every sentence is to the point. However, I think that the criticism of the Emperor is too much.”
“Hmph!” Huang Dai laughed coldly: “Where is the fault? Nowadays, our people’s lives are poor, poor, poor, if it’s not the fault of this dim king, whose fault is it?” For a while, the crowd’s voices of agreement rose up in all directions.
Song Zhen said: “You must know, Mr. Lao, Emperor Taizong just died last month, for the Emperor Zhenzong just took power, the change of power, it is not easy, a lot of important matters of the dynasty is still to be learned, in addition, I heard that the Emperor Zhenzong has been ordered to Prime Minister Kou Zhun internal reforms and innovations, and severely punished corrupt officials, and externally has been ordered to General Yang Yanzhao reorganize the army and horses to strengthen the strength of the war, it seems that this newly appointed Emperor It seems that the newly appointed emperor is trying to make an effort to get ahead, and is definitely not the dim emperor you claimed!”
“Nonetheless, nonetheless.” As Song truly spoke with excitement, another person mimicked his tone and joined the debate.
Song Zhen towards the direction of the sound look, only to see a young man slowly stood up from his seat, seemingly smiling at him, the young man followed by saying: “Everyone in the world is born with a mouth, open mouth, who will not, but can speak out of the power of the person, is really few and far between.”
Song Zhen asked the young man, “Is the implication that the current emperor is a person who is not trustworthy in his words?”
“Haha, I dare not dare, that may not be, but only foppish children, speech can not be trusted.”
The crowd heard here, can not help but laugh, this young man’s dress and Song Zhen the same, from head to toe are gorgeous, and looks even more than Song Zhen to be a few points of handsome, Rock Ran a look like a rich son, but he made fun of like their own general rich family disciples.
Song Zhen listened to quite angry, asked: “so this brother is aimed at the next, I think you must have a deeper insight into the governance of the country, I Song Zhen would like to hear about it.”
The boy laughed: “I am stupid by nature, how can I be like you, Brother Song, who is so talkative? The sons of rich families are all very insightful in their speeches, but when it comes to crunch time and danger, they are all soft and flabby turtles, and what I hate the most in my life is these turtles!”
The implication is that Song is really a turtle.
One of the bookboys standing behind Song Zhen couldn’t hold back any longer, pointing at Yuan Jia Nan and cursing: “You ungrateful brat, do you know who my young master is, how dare you be so disrespectful, it seems that it won’t do not to let you suffer a bit.” He was infuriated by Yuan Jia Nan’s unreasonable words.
“Ah Dong, shut up.” Song Zhen waved his hand to stop his book boy from saying any more.
Yuan Jia Nan did not get angry when he heard the book boy’s words, and continued, “Haha, it’s good to let me suffer a little, bullying people is something that people like you are good at.” The people next to him saw his eloquent speech, forced Song Zhen speechless, can not help but secretly admire.
At this time, another standing behind Song Zhen, the taller book boy spoke: “I Fei have an idea, since this gentleman you think my young master is the person who can not do what he said, you and us to make a bet, to see if our young master is really as you say, is afraid of the turtle, otherwise you have to take back what you said, to kowtow to him a few apologies. “
This book boy was much more courteous than the previous one, and his words were also quite thoughtful; it seemed that he had already planned to make Yuan Jianan kowtow and apologize to his young master.
Yuan Jianan smiled faintly and said : “Haha, interesting interesting, I like betting the most, otherwise it’s fine.” Yuan Jianan turned his head to Huang Dai and asked : “Old sir, may I ask if you know about the bloodshed of the extermination that happened in the neighboring Hundred Flowers Village last month?”
When these words came out, the crowd was all talking to each other and murmuring.
“This matter has alarmed the entire village of our Peach Blossom Village, how could we not know about it? Recently these two years, the village north of the mountain suddenly gathered some green people, where built up a camp, calling themselves what the Dragon Gang, our villagers originally thought that the village and their gangs are not related to each other, everyone can be peaceful, who knows a few months ago, some gangs even came to our village, said that they want to recruit manpower to serve for them, of course, we do not from it, but I can’t believe that these assholes even began to burn, kill and loot, saying that as long as anyone does not agree to it, will kill his whole family. They said that if anyone didn’t agree, they would kill his whole family. I don’t know how many strong men we have in our village! I do not know how many strong men in our village have been forcibly kidnapped, Hundred Flowers village headman did not listen to my advice, hard to the government denounced the Dragon Gang, who knows that even the shadow of the officials have not yet seen a shadow of the officials, his own family and children have been killed by the Dragon Gang, the only remaining daughter, was also captured as the owner of the wife. Alas, the wrongdoing! Injustice! Mr. Song you still say the country is not chaotic?” Huang Dai sighed as he spoke.
Song Zhen was shocked and said, “What? What? I can’t imagine that the government can stand by and do nothing when the people are in trouble? How could the government stand idly by and allow these evil people to be arrogant? If we don’t get rid of these cowardly officials and unscrupulous villains, the country will never be at peace!” Song Zhen spoke with agitation.
“Haha, well well well.” Yuan Jianan echoed while clapping his hands: “Seeing how Mr. Song spoke with such righteous indignation, I’m really too touched, now, let’s ask our Mr. Song, who is a man of his word, to rid the people of their evils and eliminate this Giant Dragon Gang!” On the surface, Yuan Jia Nan sounded like he was praising Song Zhen, but secretly, he was asking him to back off, to prove that he was a coward.
The original grumpy book boy, Ah Dong, spoke up: “You guys are really bullying people too much! How can you make such unreasonable demands? Our son is alone, how can he fight against a gang of hundreds of people? This is nonsense!”
“Haha, there’s no harm if you can’t do it, the big deal is that it proves that your young master is a shrunken head turtle who can’t do what he says!”
“You…” said Dong, raising his fist.
“Stop!” Song Zhen waved his hand to stop him, then smiled and said to Yuan Jia Nan: “My family’s book boy Ah Dong personality is like this, a gut through to the end, I hope that brother Yuan more to forgive, as for the conditions you proposed! Although it is not easy, but the agreement is an agreement, I Song Zhen try my best!”
When he said this, the crowd was shocked, the Dragon Gang was bullying people, of course there are some chivalrous people willing to fight against them, but to Song Zhen such a boast to annihilate the entire club, but it was the first time, the whole tavern was suddenly noisy into a piece of time, some people lamented for him, and some people were shouting loudly.
Just then, two men stood up from their seats, and one of them said to Song Zhen: “Mr. Song has a big mouth! But how can the affairs of the jianghu be such a child’s play as yours?”
The crowd looked toward the two men, only to see that the speaker was older, with gray hair at the temples and a relatively thin figure, while the other was a tall man with a ferocious look on his face.
The older man went on to say: “think that the dragon gang master diagonal square, claiming to be able to take the head of the enemy in the army, martial arts must be superior, and the two deputy gang masters ghost head knife Zhang Da and silver-faced auger Lu Wei is also by no means a lamp, like you such a pale, unencumbered chicken power of the scholar wants to eliminate the dragon gang, and then wait for another one hundred years! “
The older man had not yet finished speaking, the strong man beside him suddenly shouted, several people followed all stood up from their seats, their hands all lit up with weapons, the crowd was terrified, the strong man and the old man were even quicker to see, with a knife in each hand, respectively, on the necks of Song Zhen and Yuan Jia Nan.
When Song Zhen’s boys saw that their young master was being threatened, they were ready to rescue him, but the strong man shouted, “If you take one more step, your young master’s head will fall to the ground immediately.”
The older man said with a smile while holding up Yuan Jia Nan, “You all have been surprised, in fact, I am the Vice Master of the Giant Dragon Gang, known as the Silver-faced Jiao Long, Lu Wei, and this one is the Xiong Shi Xiong brother, who has infinite strength and is known as the Red-eyed Tiger.”
Lu Wei saw that the people he brought have already controlled the situation, and then continued: “Originally, we are not willing to use knives and guns in public, but these two people here you a word, I said a word of demonic speech, ruining the reputation of this gang, so we can not stand it, so we have to do it to make an example of the chicken.”
Just after these words, the Dragon Gang members all shouted: “Kill the chicken to make an example of the monkey! Kill the chicken to warn the monkey!” The people in the tavern were shocked to hear this.
“No, no.” Although Yuan Jianan was being held up by Lu Wei, his mouth was still chattering: “The one who hates your gang and boasts of destroying you is not my little brother, but our righteous, martial arts skilled Song Zhen Song brother! If you guys want to kill, just kill him, I can leave now.”
Lu Wei laughed out loud at this and said, “Not bad, not bad, we are going to kill him right, but this Master Yuan you love to play smart, we can’t stand it, I’m afraid we have to cut out your tongue, so you can’t talk before we are satisfied!”
Yuan Ji’nan was not alarmed when he heard this and said, “Haha! Interesting, interesting, but I have something to do today, I’m afraid I can’t accompany ah, next time we’ll play again.” After saying that, his body to the side of the side, easy to break away from Lu Wei.
Lu Wei only saw a black shadow in front of him, in the blink of an eye, Yuan Jia Nan had flashed to five feet outside his body, he immediately raised his sword to cut, and in his heart, he was shocked: “So this guy’s stature is so agile!”
Other gang members saw, also have raised weapons to Yuan Jia Nan body greeting, not let him have the opportunity to go out, but Yuan Jia Nan is like a light smoke, floating, dodging the body of light and agile, let the crowd of left and right chopping, but also touched him not, some people chopped in a hurry, but also accidentally hurt their own brothers, in the side of the watchers can not help but clap their hands and shouted.
Lu Wei was secretly shocked: ”This is known as Jiangnan’s first absolute light power – the divine traveling technique, how would this kid know it?”
Yuan Canaan also do not resist, just in a slashing sound left and right dodge, like a ghost, not a moment’s effort, he has long run out of the door of the tavern, a gentle leap, leaped onto the roof of the opposite building, the Dragon Gang’s gang can only look at his light figure sigh.
I can’t imagine that he went up to the roof, but he didn’t flee right away, shouting at the people in the tavern, ”Song Zhen Song Warrior, don’t forget about the bet we made? I’m waiting to call you a turtle! I will not accompany you today, we will meet again!”
He just spent a good deal of effort to escape, but when he spoke, but did not hear the slightest gasp of breath, the inner strength of the bottom of the thick, and thus can be seen, Song Zhen, although because of Yuan Jia Nan’s sake, only in danger, but also had to secretly admire his light power of the stove fire pure green.
Lu Wei thought: ‘I can’t imagine that our Dragon Gang has encountered such a tough guy today, and let him run away, this is really a joke.’ The more he thought, the more angry, on the frame of the Song really Xiong Shi said: “Xiong brother, this guy boasted, to drive us to extinction, can not be cheap, you first chopped off one of his right arm, and then brought back by the big brother disposal!” He did not finish his words, he used his fingers to point out all the major points on Song Zhen’s body, to prevent him from escaping like Yuan Jia Nan.
Bear Fury said: “brat or close the eyes better, this is very painful.” Said the big knife raised high down to cut, said when it was too late, then fast, bear brake alarmed screams, has put his right calf to cut down.
It turns out that Song Zhen eyes and hands fast, see the bear fury to cut down a moment to the side of the flash away, the bear fury too much force, actually cut off his calf.
Lü Wei was even more surprised and said, “How can you… how can you… how can you move? Didn’t I point out your acupuncture point?”
Song Zhen smiled back: “Brother Lu, you have practiced pointing kung fu, have you practiced unlocking kung fu? Both the method of pointing, there is also the method of unlocking the acupuncture point, you can use real qi sealed my acupuncture point, I can also luck punch open to unlock it.”
Lu Wei heard is sweating all over the body, can’t imagine that successively two seemingly powerless scholar, actually have a great skill in the body, he quickly ordered the brothers to take down Song Zhen, Song Zhen see the situation is critical, took the folding fan on the hand with the gang to fight, Song Zhen’s four schoolboys want to help to help the battle, but was shaken by his hand to block down.
Song Zhen and the crowd a hand, strength and weakness, only to hear the sound of metal collision, and from time to time, also a burst of sparks, the original his hand the folding fan, is actually made of pure steel, his internal strength is strong, surrounded by the crowd of him were shocked by his tiger’s mouth vaguely painful.
Song Zhen one against eight, not the slightest disadvantage, suddenly a somersault over the table, only to hear him shout: “one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!” At the same time, eight people are wow wow was he kicked down to the ground, the hands of the weapons scattered all over the ground, the tavern for a moment cheered continuously, are for the Song Zhen this one or two down the smooth hands of applause.
Lu Wei would like to personally with Song Zhen hands, but see their own brothers have been knocked to the ground, was cut off the calf of the Bear Fury and unconscious, more than the blood flow, is really the momentum has been lost, then said: “Humph! Surname Song, today is considered cheap you, this account, we Dragon Gang sooner or later with you! If you want to save the village chief’s daughter’s life, tomorrow when the moon rises, alone to the Peach Blossom Village ten miles away under the big peach tree to meet, or else, waiting to collect the corpse it!” After saying that, he carried the seriously injured Bear Fury along with a few gang members and left.
Yi day when the moon is full, Song Zhen went to the peach blossom tree, under the tree there is a person waiting there, the person saw Song Zhen came, then said: “Song Gongzi, giant dragon gang Yin Tianxiong here waiting for a long time.”
Seeing that he was alone and did not have the village chief’s daughter with him, Song Zhen asked, “Yesterday, the vice master of your gang, Lv Wei, had promised me to release the village chief’s daughter, and I wonder where she is now?”
Yin Tianxiong suddenly laughed out loud and said, “I was still wondering what kind of powerful character could make our Silver-faced Jiao Lu Wei fall! It turned out to be such a naive guy. Song Zhen, you should know that the Giant Dragon Gang has always gone back on its word, and our master is not in a good mood today, so he won’t be releasing him…”
Song Zhen heard also not angry, said: “Song Mou early also expected you will have this, but people always have to save, please tell your gang master, Song Mou some other day will come to visit, today, forgive me not to accompany.” After saying that, he turned around and left.
“Wait!” Yin Tianxiong said, “I didn’t expect you to be so naive, do you think you have a way to leave this place alive today?” After saying this, he waved his hands, and a dozen figures suddenly appeared around him, all of them were members of the Giant Dragon Gang, and they twirled their bows and arrows, ready to fire, all pointing at Song Zhen.
Yin Tianxiong then laughed: “Today, even if you have three heads and six generations, it’s hard to escape the arrow formation we laid down, hahaha!”
Song Zhen is in danger, but his face does not show the color of shock and fear, on the contrary, without haste and unhurriedly said: “Haha, it is really brilliant, my young master really has foresight, know that Yin brother will make this kind of vicious trick.”
Yin Tianxiong’s face changed drastically when he heard this, and he exclaimed, “What? Your young master? Are you not Song Chen? Are you…”
The man laughed: “Haha, brother Yin you really do have a bit of talent, not bad, I’m Fei, the book boy of Mr. Song, Mr. Song is not feeling well today and has sent me here to eliminate your group of evil bandits!”
Yin Tianxiong said: “Humph! What a big mouth, even if we can’t kill Song Zhen today, we can still make you, the stinking book boy, wear out your intestines! All brothers listen to the order! Release the arrows!”
Before Yin Tian Xiong could even utter the word “arrow”, an arrow had already penetrated from his back to his heart, and the other members of the gang who were about to shoot arrows were also killed by the sudden rain of arrows from behind them, and they all fell to the ground. With an arrow in his heart, Yin Tian Xiong was not going to live, and before he died, he sighed, “I never thought… I never thought… that the other side had an ambush.”
By Fei’s order to hide in ambush on the hill, the crowd, at this time have stood up, everyone is dressed in the Song Dynasty’s official soldiers, one of them said to Fei: “Meng warrior is frightened.” Fei nodded to him and said: “Very well done, thanks to the master’s brilliant plan.”
The man said, “Where is Mr. Prince?”
Fei shook his head and sighed: “He didn’t listen to my advice, and insisted on going into the tiger’s den to save the people, alas! If anything happens, what if Madam blames him? It’s all because of that weird Yuan Jia Nan.”
It turns out that Song Zhen has long been discussed with Fei, both believe that the Peach Blossom Tree date must be a trap laid by the Dragon Gang, and so decided to take advantage of the scheme, in the Dragon Gang to ambush the first secretly set a counter-ambush, Song Zhen himself sneaked into the cottage to save the people, at this moment, he has been in the Dragon Gang’s lair, after catching a few minions to force the questioning, and finally learned of the village chief’s daughter was imprisoned in a wooden house on the north side of the hill, in a wooden house. The village chief’s daughter was imprisoned in a wooden house on the north side of the hill.
Song Zhen saw no one around, then lifted the breath quietly walked to the side of the wooden house, he thought to himself: ‘The Dragon Gang acted cautiously, must have sent people to strictly guard, I’d better look at the situation before acting.’ So he softly leaped onto the roof of the wooden house, suddenly, the wooden house came from the woman’s screams.
Song Zhen was shocked: ‘Could it be that the enemy has realized my plan and is now going to kill the hostage?’ He intends to immediately break into the roof to save people, but then thought, if things are not so, rash action will only attract more enemies, although his martial arts, after all, two fists can not beat four hands, when people can not be saved, but also have to lose their own lives. A thought of this, he decided to peep first, and then wait for the opportunity to move, reach out and gently open the roof of the straw soil, from the gap to look.
Just saw two big men with knives in hand, standing in front of the bed, the bed is lying about seventeen, eight years old girl, hands and feet are tied back, it seems to be the daughter of the mayor of Peach Blossom Village. Although the girl was tied up, her mouth still kept screaming.
One of the big men laughed hideously and said, “Miss Ningxiang, your voice is muffled from screaming! If you keep this up, I, Mr. Ma, will be heartbroken!”
The other man continued: “This bitch is really slutty! We haven’t even started yet, and she’s already so horny, what do you think of her?”
The man named Ma said, “I think… it’s… the best of the best! Not only are they good-looking, but they have… a pair of firm tits!” With those words, he started to tear the girl’s clothes.
(to be continued)