Once in the chat room… He’s in a really bad mood…
The number of girls is really small. I was going to leave.
Suddenly I saw an ID… [Husband goes on a business trip]… Enter the chat room…
Without saying a word… I’m going to secret him right now. Here’s the dialog. There are secret techniques. If you need it, please memorize it.
I want a fire extinguisher :anyo… You must be bored without your husband… I’ll keep you company…
Wife: Oh… I’m so glad you’re here. But so many people are calling me… I can’t even answer them all…
Me: You don’t need anyone else to talk to me… Because I can talk to you about anything you want to talk about.
Wife: Really… What do you think I want to talk about?
Me: You… I think you talk about everything… And I’m sure it’s all the restricted stuff… Oh, yeah.
Wife: Sex maniac… But you guessed it… I’m married anyway… It’s okay to talk about that…
Me:Hehehe… That’s right… I can tell by the ID that you must be imagining things right now…
Wife: I’m not imagining things… I’m just a little lonely. I’m home alone…
Me: Really… Where do you live? I’m free right now…
Human Wife:Yunlin A…
Me: I also live in Yunlin… Where do you live?
Wife: Are you serious? I live in Xiluo… You’re not one of them, are you?
Me: I’m not… But it’s close to you… I’ll be there in about 10 minutes…
Wife: It’s the first time I’ve met one so close… What a coincidence…
Above all, first of all, you have to make the other person talk only to you… And make him think you’re only talking to him..
That way she’ll be able to concentrate… And it’s much easier to cut to the chase… The point is.. Be direct..
Then we’ll get to the point… Don’t start with “how old are you”…
The chances of getting shot are high… The following~continue…
Me: Yeah… Then I can really keep you company. YA.
Wife:Heh… You don’t want to come running to me…
Me: Do you want me to go? If you want me to… I’ll be there soon…
Wife: No way… I’m married.
Me: It doesn’t matter… I’m just chatting with you…
Wife: Chatting here… You can’t come to my house…
Me: I didn’t say I was going to your house ==… We could go out to eat… We could hang around…
Wife: That’s true… You want to eat? There’s nothing to eat at Conch…
Me: It’s all right… I just want to be with you anyway… It doesn’t matter if I eat or not…
Wife: But then I have to get dressed… I have to dress up… It’s a pain in the ass…
I:you…no clothes oh!!!! I’m not going to take off all my clothes.
Wife: At home by myself… It doesn’t matter if I’m naked. And in the room… No one will see…
Me:Woah woah~ But then I’ll want to watch it… Oh… I’m going to steal the pinhole. .CC
Wifey: load your head la… Little sex maniacs…
Me:And you know I’m small ==
Wife: How old are you?
Me:About 16cm or so…
Wife: I’m not asking about your cock… It’s the age… I’m not asking about your penis.
Me:Whoops… Hahaha… Misunderstood… I’m 26…huh?
Wife: You’re such a pervert… I’m 30 years old…
Me: Yeah… Did you have a baby?
Wife: No… I’m not going to have a baby…
Me: You must have a great body then… Tell me about it…
Wife: Say what?
Me: Of course it’s the figure… It’s all about circumference…
Wife: Oh. .34C..25..35… Height 161.. Weight 44…
Me: Nice figure… But I didn’t ask your height and weight… But you’re so skinny…
Wife: Because I knew you’d ask… That’s what guys always ask…
Me: I didn’t ask… That’s why I’m not like the others… I’m different.
Above~ To bring a little bit of the topic in the small talk… But don’t be too direct. So as not to alert the other party..
You can’t be too hasty in searching for food… You can find out their age and figure while you’re talking.
He’ll tell you what he wants to tell you in casual conversation… No need to ask… You’ll get bored if you ask too much^^”
Wife: Okay… I know… Why else would I only talk to you.. Everyone else would just keep asking me what I’m up to…
Me:Heh… I’m special… There’s something even more special… You can’t see it now…
Wife: What’s more special…?
Me: I told you that you can’t see it… You can only see it when we meet…
Wife: Oh…
Me: After all that… Are you coming out or not?
Wife:I don’t know where to go a…
Me: Anything is fine… Besides… You really need my company, don’t you?
Wife: You know how much I need your company again?
Me:Of course I know… Because I’m special ^^
Wife: You beat me… I don’t know where to go… I’ll be too lazy to leave the house…
Me: We can go stargazing… See a movie. There are so many of them. I can’t tell you all at once…
Wife: Then I have to get dressed yeah…
Me:Go wear a… Give me your cell phone number… Phone call…
Wife: No… You give me yours… I can’t keep mine. Call me some other time. If my husband is here, it’s over…
Me: Oh. .09XXXXXXXX… You can call now…
Wife: I’ll get dressed before I hit…
Above~ To emphasize yourself… Make him think you’re special. But keep it a little mysterious..
“made him want to know… “but has no way of knowing”… That’s almost half the battle…
And… Try to talk about something romantic… Wives have been married for a long time.. She stays at home a lot..
Romance is simply disillusioned for them… To evoke their memories…
Take them to places they haven’t even been to since they got married.. or done since we got married..
It makes them itchy… It’ll make them itch. And then, a few minutes later. The phone rings.
Me: It lasted that long, didn’t it?
Wife: I washed my face… And fixing my hair…
Me: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where should I wait for you?
Wife: Are you sure you want to come?
Me:Really… I’m ready to go… The car is starting…
Wife: That was fast… All right. Wait for me at the 7-11 on XX Road. There’s a 7-11 waiting for me. I’ll call you when I get there…
Me: Uh… I’m leaving now… I’ll be there in about 10-15 minutes… I’ll see you later.
Above all, when you get a call.. Don’t give him time to think or regret.. Let him know you’re ready to go..
It’s okay if you’re not ready… The point is to let him know you’re ready.. You’re in control of the timing…
After we met… It’s not a real looker.. But not ugly either.. He was wearing a pink spaghetti strap.. And a pair of hot pants. His underwear was red.
Because I saw the straps… I thought that the underwear is also red… And then I realized that I was right.
I did take him to see the stars… I took him for a walk in the park. And talked to him about everything..
Of course she asked about sex with her husband… There was also a lot of talk about restricted topics…
But don’t talk too much.. And don’t make gestures while talking… It’ll scare him… Remember to hold his hand when you go for a walk…
If he lets you hold him.. I promise I won’t be lonely tonight… ^^
And then we didn’t go to eat… We drove straight into the motel… And he knew exactly what to do..
After entering the room.. I stripped off my clothes and took a shower. I asked him to do the same.. To take a shower with me.
It took her about 3 minutes to get into the shower.. She came in and hugged me from behind.. Then she washed my body…
Her breasts were so soft and fluffy.. I washed them for her.. I washed her and teased her sensitive areas..
As I was washing.. She started to blow-dry for me.. The technique was really good… Within 5 minutes I wanted to cum..
So I carried her to the bed… And I did a lot of foreplay.. Especially in the pussy area.. I licked and fingered her…
He asked me to wear a condom before penetration… I didn’t really like it.. But I did. For one thing, it’s safer for me.. And he’s not afraid of getting pregnant…
I bet he watches a lot of porn.. Her screams were just like porn.. Except when he came at the end..
It’s with a scream… Very loud… I did it two and a half times that night… why two and a half times?
Because of the condom.. I couldn’t cum the third time… I finally asked him to blow me out with a blow dryer… He blew me out. One word… “Yes!
By the time I drove him home… It was almost dawn.. I asked him. Will we see each other again?
He said not necessarily… Depends on when her husband’s next business trip is.. It also depends on her mood. She’ll call me if she wants to…
And that’s the end of a ridiculous day.. I’m a little weak in the knees…