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1999. 10. 13.
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Chu Wu Xie∶The protagonist of this text, a person who can’t tell if he’s stupid or a genius, a master or a lowly player, no one knows.
Lei Zhen Zi? ∶The master of Chu Wuxue, an old man who picks herbs to make a living.
Xia Ru Ling: the loser of the loser of Chu Wu Xie’s beauty, known in the martial arts world as the merciless woman a little red.
Little White: the one underneath Xia Ru Ling who was mistakenly eaten by Chu Wu Xie. The aggrieved ancient divine beast.
The story opens… ！！！！！
(I) My name is Chu Wuxue!!!!
“Ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ah… ┅┅┅┅?”
This roar was not the sound of a gun being fired, but the sound of a kid about twenty years old, named Chu Wu Xie, drilling martial arts.
Look at him holding a wooden stick, like crazy like swinging and jumping haphazardly swinging, round by his wooden stick knocked over the place, there is no place to finish. At this time by the side of the cave out of an old man, looking at like a madman like Chu Wu Xie, sighed and said: “Hey! That guy is crazy again!”
“You… No regrets! Please let me have a good night’s sleep!”
“Wow… ah… drink… wow… ah… drink…”
“Bastard! You don’t even listen to Master now?”
“Master! Please, just leave my disciple me alone today.”
“What? What are you talking about?”
“Master, I mean, within this night, even if it means death, I’ll still be able to practise the essence of Master’s martial arts, ‘The Only One’, painstakingly.”
“Alas! No wonder there hasn’t been much movement in the past few days, I didn’t realize that this guy’s sickness had finally returned, ai!”
Just as the old man was agonizing over how to stop this crazy disciple, only to see Chu Wu Xie’s feet crossed, with a strange posture, a look of wanting to wrestle, only to hear a “touch” sound, Chu Wu Xie’s whole fall an upside down fall on the ground.
“Huh? Why does it look like this again? It’s nothing, fell down, do it again!” Chu Wu Xie stood up, patted the dust on his self, and prepared to do it again.
“O No Regret, please, save Master, don’t you think that Master is shriveling up pitifully right now?
Alas! It’s hard enough to be old, but I can’t even sleep well these years… If you have eyes, take a good look at the chubby, glowing body that you had before you met your master… But now the bones and the skin have become indistinguishable from each other…”
The old man sighed and then said, “Oh, my God! My life is so miserable, how did I meet this kind of guy… If this situation continues, I probably won’t make it through this year, and I will probably become a zombie… There must not have been anyone as unfortunate as me in the eight generations of my ancestors, in the Luk clan genealogy.”
The old man spread out his bone like body and stood in front of Chu Wu Xie, while Chu Wu Xie’s two eyes were also staring at the master’s body that was only skin and bones.
(Now that’s stopped this madman, brat, how about I’m pathetic enough? While this kid has stopped, never waste this chance!)
“No regrets! Let me go, will you?”
“Are you testing me, Master?”
“What, try what?”
“Master, did you think I would forget so quickly?”
“What… what are you talking about?”
“Master, have you forgotten? Didn’t you say that when you first passed on the martial arts to your disciple? ‘One who eats the bitterness of suffering is the only one who can be a man’, and also said, ‘There is no such thing as a general, but only a man who has a heart'”
“Brat, that’s…”
“Master, in short, I will definitely reason out the essence of Lei Zhenzi’s Heavenly World Only I today until I realize it, Master.” As soon as Chu Wu Xie finished speaking, he swung the wooden stick in his hand again and swung it.
“Hiya… Hiya… Hiha… Ya… Drink…”
“Ouch… ouch… I’m really in a cocoon… but who can I blame… ouch…” The old man slowly walked towards the entrance of the cave, glancing back at Chu Wu Xie, who was stumbling a lot, and thought to himself: “No matter how much you are upside down, no essence will come out of thin air.
When the old man returned to the cave, he lay down on a bed made of straw and sighed again, “Alas! It’s all because of a joke I made out of boredom that I ended up in such a mess… If only I were really Lei Zhenzi, how wonderful it would have been! In fact, it’s a rare thing to have that boy as a disciple, isn’t it?” The old man slowly drifted off to dreamland again.
And outside the cave Chu Wu Xie, but has been non-stop again and again fell to stand up, until sunset dusk, but also the end of physical exhaustion fell to sit on the ground, chagrined yelling ∶
“Oops! Why is my qualification so clumsy? Master said that if one mastered this sword technique, the wind would be generated by the movement of the sword, the sword would flow like water, the sword’s energy would flow, the red light would swim, and the dragon would toss and turn with the sword… But why can’t I do it?… Alas, just thinking about it is enough to discourage me… Oh, yes, Master is the world’s number one master – Lei Chenzi, and he is a master of both internal energy and martial arts, so it’s not like he can easily reach his goal… See? Master, given time, Wuxia will definitely live up to the Master’s training.”
So Chu Wu Xie once again revitalized, posture corrected, regulating the true qi, in the lower abdomen to make force, two legs against the eight-eight swing, with the practice of martial arts horse stance completely different posture, forcefully swinging the hand of the wooden stick.
Suddenly, a surge of heat went straight to his head, and Chu Wu Xie felt as if his internal organs were on fire… His mind was dizzy and his eyes gradually went black, and he could only feel that his body was constantly rising up into the air.
(How could this happen? Is it coming again!) Chu Wu Xie’s heart suddenly felt a burst of panic, and the rising body as if out of control to the wall above the cave crashed up, only to hear a boom Chu Wu Xie’s entire upper body into the mountain wall to go.
The old man in the cave, who was awakened by the sound of this powerful crash, sighed and said, “This guy is here again.” After that, he immediately ran out of the cave.
“Huh? Where did this guy fall to?” After the old man looked left and right, he realized that Chu Wuxie had drilled into the mountain wall, so scared that the old man hurriedly ran to the side of the mountain wall and looked at the two piles of straw under the mountain wall, piled up like a small mountain, and said to Chu Wuxie: “I don’t know where he went, but I don’t know.
“I was afraid that you would have another attack of your strange disease, so I took the trouble of piling up two piles of straw here, but why do you always rush to unrelated places? Destroying unrelated rocks every time, like you can’t aim properly, I really don’t know if you can find the woman’s cave in the future, alas!” The old man propped Chu Wu Xie’s body back inside the cave, took Chu Wu Xie’s hand and pressed his pulse.
“Huh? Really, what a strange thing, what is this kid made of, how does he look like this!
Could it be that this kid has some kind of strange encounter, remember the first time was just a bump, but now the whole body to the whole body into it, this kind of impact, according to reason, the bones should have been broken, could it be in a year ago, no regrets suddenly disappeared in those three days of the encounter encountered strange encounter?”
The old man began to recall how Wuxia looked when he came back a year ago after disappearing for three days, and what he said about the three days of his disappearance…?
“What kind of strange fate has Chu Wu Xie encountered? Please read on slowly!”