The car rode the dark night along the steep mountain road slowly climbed up Emei Mountain, looking out the window, the head and tail of the car circled up, forming a rather spectacular long snake array, and even flashing headlights like stars winking eyes.
At the height of summer, the mountain damp and hot, once climbed to the top of Emei Mountain, suddenly another world, mountain slopes covered with light snow, so that people from the hot summer step into the cold winter, standing in the foggy mountain, the biting wind mercilessly beat the body of the thin clothes, so that people can not help but fight a cold war, looking around for a place to go to hide from the wind and cold.
”Rent a coat, rent a coat!” Roadside boarding house came from the small owner of the shouting, frozen shivering tourists flocked to the boarding house: “cold ah, indeed should rent a coat, otherwise people can freeze to death!”
I also rented a green army coat, put it on, merged into the crowd, and climbed up with my head in the night and my feet on the slabs of rock with great interest.
”Hahaha ……” beside the tourists looked at me, and looked around, looking at a piece of green military coat in the darkness shaking, fluttering in the cold wind, quietly joked: “Good guy, we all become the Eighth Route Army! “
”Hurry up, we must catch the first cable car to see the sunrise!” The climbing footsteps suddenly quickened: “If you go late, you won’t be able to see the Buddha’s light!”
Tourists rush to the Golden Peak, facing the cold wind, looking forward to the Omei wonders as soon as possible, and the sun as if intentionally and we do not want to go, lazily hiding in the dense clouds behind the delay in revealing her noble face, and tourists meet, this trip to Emei Mountain, the biggest regret is that we did not see the wonderful light of the Buddha.
”Alas, what a bummer,” said the disappointed tourists as they walked down to the Golden Dome: “Up early in the morning for nothing, working for nothing!”
”Yeah, shitkicker van fart, a wasted trip!”
The sky is gradually brightening, and the fog is still covering the rugged mountain road, steep stone slabs with a thin sheet of frost, step on it, suddenly feel smooth, let a person look at and shy step, walking is extremely difficult, and even a little dangerous.
”Slider, slider, ride the slider!” I stared in amazement at the sturdy but small local peasants carrying Sichuan’s unique sliding poles, a strange thing that I had only read about but never really seen.
”Hey, slider lifter,” curiosity prompted me to walk up and leap to my feet, “what’s the price?”
”Sir,” the farmer carrying the bamboo pole turned around, “where are you going?”
”Oh, by the distance!” Looking at the steep and slippery mountain road, and taking a look at the mysterious slide bar, I didn’t want to take a single step, and pointed my finger at the foggy bottom of the mountain: “The bottom of the mountain! All the way to the bottom!”
”Ah,” said the farmer, surprised and delighted, “Sir, this is too far, we’ll have to carry it all day, give us two hundred dollars!”
”What, two hundred dollars?” I was taken aback too, “That’s too expensive, I can’t afford it!”
”Sir,” explained the other farmer, “you’ll see when you get on it, the roads are bad, wow, very hard work!”
”Then you can’t ask for so much money ah, how can you also have a discount ah!”
”Sir, how about a hundred and fifty dollars?” The two farmers looked at me eagerly, “No less! We charge a few dozen dollars for carrying a section, and since you’ve traveled a long distance, we’ve already undercounted you by a lot!”
”All right,” I said with a wave of my palm, “a hundred and fifty is a hundred and fifty, let’s go, on our way!”
Before I came to Sichuan, I just have a vague understanding of the Sichuan slider in the books, for the novel vivid, more or less with a sense of mystery description is full of yearning, feeling that the slider is very peculiar, and even fantastic, and, must have a certain status, there are considerable financial resources of the people, to be eligible for enjoying the slider. The infamous Liu Wencai sat on the slider, and was criticized for cruelly exploiting the peasants; the household name of the old woman with two guns also sat on the slider, on the grounds that it was necessary for her work. And today, I also want to be physically active, personally try some of Sichuan’s mysterious specialties – slider, to see what it is like?
I gladly sat on the slider, the two pickers very easily lift me up, my more than a hundred pounds of body slammed into the soft collapse of the slider inside, a moment east shake, a moment and west shake, looking at the steep mountain road, I feel a little nervous: this wobbly, can be safe? The mountain road is steep and slippery, the picker will not lose his footing to throw me to the cliff down it: “Hey,” I to urge the tone of the picker said: “man, be careful, don’t be busy, slower!”
”Sir, you don’t need to be blindly afraid,” the clever picker guessed how nervous I was, and comforted me cheerfully, “Sir, don’t worry, nothing will happen, we carry this every day!”
Speaking, the two pickers have carried me into the dense shade, green branches from my face scratched and crossed, the more forward the more sense of darkness and horror, I feel timid: they can not rob me? The clever picker found me heavy hearted, much concern: “Sir, you do not worry, we are based on the strength to earn money, there is no other meaning,” said a picker took out a small card, shook to me: “Sir, each of us has a small card, is the park management uniformly issued, with our names on it. issued, with our names, photos, and numbers on it.”
I finally dispel their worries, but also gradually get used to the rocking, the mood is much more relaxed, and slowly feel sitting on the slider does have an inexplicable sense of superiority, the body swaying around, ah, this is how leisurely ah!
”Slide pole,” the picket carried me, walking like a fly, will be beside the swimmers one after another, far behind, while trotting, the mouth is also constantly shouting, in order to remind the swimmers to make way for it: “Slide pole, slide pole, slide pole to come, slide pole to come. “
Hearing the shouts, the tourists have flashed to the sides of the mountain road, consciously make a narrow channel, full of surprise looking at the slider bar from the side of the speed past: “walk really fast ah, lift the slider bar people than those of us empty-handed people walk faster!”
”It’s a labor of love, and it’s not easy money!”
”Hee hee.”
”Ha ha.”
Not far in front of the sudden clamor, I looked out, good guy, Emei Mountain, a most unique landscape appeared, only to see a group of monkeys from the treetops, cliffs squeaked and swarmed out, just like a group of robbers of the king of the mountain, justified across the center of the mountain road, stretching out the furry paws to the tourists, the tourists immediately cheered up, and have to generously pay: “Here.”
Jangling, jangling, jangling, jangling, ……
Monkeys are pestering the tourists, suddenly, behind the ringing gong sound, follow the sound, a few police officers dragged a body wrapped in chains, full of fear of monkeys, with a serious expression towards the monkeys.
”Squeak, squeak.”
”Yada yada yada.”
The monkeys were in an uproar, shrieking and screaming as if they were rats meeting a ferocious cat, scattering and fleeing back to the branches and cliffs in a panic, with one pair of small, snowy eyes staring fearfully and uneasily at the police.
”Stand still,” said a policeman as he chained the monkey to a large tree pole, against which the monkey’s furry body leaned helplessly, whimpering in despair, shivering, and looking pitifully at the visitors, his eyes full of begging: “Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. “
”Yo,” the tourists asked the police in disbelief, “What’s going on here, why are you treating him like this, he’s so cute!”
”Yeah, it’s so pathetic!”
”Pathetic,” another policeman flatly pulled out his pistol, “it looks pretty pathetic now, but back in the day, this King of the Mountain Dai was doing nothing but evil, and we almost didn’t slip our legs to catch it!”
”What,” exclaimed the wanderer, looking at the policeman’s pistol, “are you going to shoot it? That’s too cruel!”
”Protest, protest,” the animal-loving travelers expressed their vehement displeasure: “Strongly protest the cruelty to animals by the people’s police!”
”Comrade tourists!” A well-mannered policeman wearing nearsighted glasses waved his hand at the tourists, wishing them to be quiet: “Silence, silence! Everyone be quiet.”
Then, the police solemnly took out a verdict, cleared his throat, and began to read the monkey’s crimes to the tourists as well as the monkeys, which made me and the tourists feel shocked and laughable. The police read out from the book: not long ago, the monkey king harassed a female tourist, tore her clothes and scratched her breasts, and the female tourist, who suffered serious physical and mental injuries due to the shock and humiliation, has filed a lawsuit against the Emei Mountain Park Management Office. A lawsuit has been filed against the Emei Mountain Park Management Office. The court accepted and heard the case, and decided to impose capital punishment on the monkey, which was carried out by the police officers managing Emei Mountain, to make an example of the monkey and to prevent the recurrence of this kind of vicious incidents, so as to restore the good reputation of Emei Mountain.
”Wow-see,” the tourists immediately boisterous: “exempt, what a horny monkey ah!”
”Ouch ~ ~ ~” just now to the monkey paw stuffed candy, and even embraced the little monkey affectionate caress of the female tourists, at this time, have to the monkey cast a different look: “colorful ghost, really should be killed!”
”Oh, this is so refreshing!”
”What’s new, monkeys breaking the law, are as guilty as men!”
A shot rang out, the monkeys who had committed sexual harassment against human beings had their brains splattered all over the place, and they were sadly and deservedly killed under the tree. Wow–, treetops, cliffs on the monkeys and a clamor, the less courageous monkeys simply fled, ah, this is really killing monkeys for monkeys to see ah!
”Wow,” I said to myself, “how can you do that to monkeys, what do they know!”
”Mr. ……” The picker explained, “As the saying goes: the Sichuan waifs, the monkeys of Emei Mountain, are fine and smart! They know everything, they know everything, but they can’t talk, otherwise they are no different from humans!”
”Those monkeys are indeed a nuisance,” echoed another picker, “and they’re simply going to take to the air if we don’t give them some credit!”
”Yes ~ ~ ~” just the picker picks up: “Emei Mountain Management Office every year to carry out a few major purges of monkeys, on the dishonest, robbing tourists of things monkeys, can catch them all caught, a baton, hit the squealing, after a long time, the monkeys no longer dare to do whatever they want, the order of the scenic area has been reorganized. The order of the scenic area has been rectified!”
”Oh,” I laughed bitterly, “it looks like there’s going to be a crackdown on monkeys, too!”
”Yes, that’s right, but the monkeys are most afraid of us, the ones who carry the sliding poles, and as soon as they see us, they hide far away, and we don’t have any food to give them, to catch and beat them to death.”
”Yeah, we don’t know how to get food yet.”
“……”
People are not iron, with the increase of the journey, the two pickers began to show signs of fatigue, thin body hot sweat, breathing is also short of breath, I looked at the wrist watch: “Man, you are too hard, take a break, let’s eat!”
”Thank you sir, thank you sir,” the picker put me down and thanked me profusely with a mouthful of sir, while pulling out a towel and wiping the hot sweat from his forehead, “Sir, you’re so kind-hearted! Not only do you give us money, but you also treat us to dinner,”
”It’s no big deal. You can’t tell the difference between cigarettes and booze!” I led the two pickers into the restaurant, once the pickers sat down on the chairs, I noticed that their shoulders were all red and swollen, I turned their collars, “What’s wrong?”
”It’s okay, it’s …… okay,” the picker blushed and quietly covered his red, swollen shoulder, “Get used to it! Get used to it!”
”Here, have some wine!” I climbed up the bottle.
”No,” the two porters waved their hands at the same time: “No, we can’t walk well if we drink, and if we accidentally drop the gentleman, we’ll be finished!”
”Drink less, nothing will happen!” Under my repeated insistence, the two pickers reluctantly agreed, and I poured half a glass of white wine for each of them, “Come on less, after dinner, I’ll take a walk on my own, and then carry it when your liquor is over!”
”Thanks!”
Two pickers while strong drink white wine, while swallowing, bowl after bowl to the stomach stuffed with white spray rice, drink white wine, I poured a glass of beer, and two pickers chatting up: “You are all farmers, right!”
”Yes.”
”Does your family have land?”
”Yes, but it’s too little, only a few hundred pounds of grain a year, not enough for a family to eat!” The picker said, “Look, sir,” he lifted up a foot, “this shoe is so worn out that the sole is about to fall off, but I don’t have any money to buy it!”
”Yes, life is difficult,” I didn’t want to listen to the picker harping on about poverty, something that would be hard to change in the short term, “Okay, no more drinks, let’s get going!”
After lunch, the two porters said nothing would not let me walk, will be hard to stuff me on the sliding bar, once again running up. On the way, a few porters heard that they have to carry me all the way down the mountain, they suggested: “you have been carried down the mountain too fatigue, a few of us to take over into it?”
The two pickers’ heads were shaking like bobbleheads.
”Don’t ask for money!” A picker said.
The two pickers darted off without looking back.
Early in the morning many tourists refused to sit on the slippery pole, the pickets will carry the slippery pole, quietly trailing behind the tourists, and so on, until late afternoon, the tourists gradually exhausted, walking slower and slower, and some people even sit on the slab, huffing and puffing, and no longer refused to go. The picker’s face: a good opportunity to make money finally came.
”Slider, slider!”
Looking at the tourists lying down on the side of the mountain road, the pickers gathered around them with a smile, and in a victorious tone, some of them said, “How is it? Can’t hold on much longer, right? In the end, you’ll have to ride down the mountain on our sliding poles.” Others said, “We have expected that you will sooner or later not be able to walk, and have been following you for half a day!” Others said, “Many tourists are just like you, they don’t want to use the slider when they first go up the mountain, but in the end, when they are tired, they still have to use us. In fact, when you do the math, you are not only tired enough, but also did not save any money!”
”Sir!” I was looking at the tourists bargaining with the porter and laughing in my heart, when the porter, breathing heavily, urged me, “Please don’t look behind you, sit tight, there are 99 bends in front of you, this is the most dangerous part of Emei Mountain!”
Said, the picker luck, carefully carry me on the treacherous abnormal ninety-nine bends, here the mountain road seven turns, eight turns, extremely dangerous, look down, the mountain road is knife-like cliffs, bottomless, let a person’s bones creep, the back of the whoosh of cold sweat. Two picker gasping for breath, struggling to climb, frequently turning the direction, repeatedly alternating the slide bar, difficult to travel.
”Catch,” another big turn, picker A pushed the pole to picker B: “Catch, careful ah,” which is to think, picker B also pushed the pole to picker A, so that the balance of the pole immediately sank to one end, I do not understand what is going on, my body is like a dump truck, and threw me out with a crash, my body thud into the unpredictable cliff, “Ouch! My body was crooked, the sliding pole was like a dump truck, threw me out with a crash, my body fell into the unfathomable cliff with a thud: “Ouch!”
”Monsieur,” cried the two pickers, their cries changing all tone, “Monsieur, monsieur, it’s over! Monsieur has fallen down the cliff!”
”Help!”
Puffing, clattering, blazing, my body scraped and scratched the clumps of branches and grasses, falling downward with an unstoppable momentum: finished, finished, I am completely finished, I will fall into the valley of death, falling into pieces! I closed my eyes in despair, silently waiting for the call of death.
”Hmmm~~” I don’t know how long it took, but I woke up unexpectedly, my body felt sore and painful, I didn’t dare to open my eyes, and I thought to myself, “It’s over, I’ve fallen into hell! Which one of the eighteen layers of hell is this?
”Ouch,” the arm under my body was so sore and numb that it forced me to turn my body, and an inexplicable pain immediately invaded me, and I moaned uncontrollably, “Ouch, that hurts!”
”Oh, you’re awake!” The sound of a woman’s words rang in her ears, “You’re awake, open your eyes!”
I opened my eyes in bewilderment, and found myself lying in a lighted hall: ah, what place is this? Forgetting all about the pain and soreness around me, I scrambled up in a panic, shook the dirt from my body, and looked around in horror: what is this place, and where have I gotten to?
”Hey!” The woman’s soft speaking voice sounded behind her once again, “Lie down properly, don’t move around, you seem to have injuries on your body!”
I turned my head to the sound of the voice, and a snowy light suddenly dawned before my eyes, only to see a young woman with a haggard face standing in the center of the hall, her naked body flushed with fine white fluff, holding a small furry monkey in her arms, and her eyes gazing at me with sadness, “Young man, you’ve finally woken up!”
”You!” I stared blankly at the woman with white hair growing around her, “Excuse me, what is this place?”
”This is,” the woman scrambled to cover her lower body, which was also covered with white hair, with the palm of her hand, “the Monkey Spirit Cave! I was breastfeeding my child, when I heard a thud at the mouth of the cave, I looked up and saw that it was you, who rolled into the cave with a thud. I was startled, thinking you would surely die, I went to the front and saw that there was still a trace of vitality in the heart nest, so I carried you to the bed and spread you down, hoping that you would have a great life and could slowly come back to life!”
”What? Monkey spirit hole!” I was surprised, the woman asked me, “Look at your outfit, you must not be a local, you must be traveling to Emei, what’s wrong with you, how did you fall into this Monkey Spirit Cave?”
”Alas,” I smiled bitterly and briefly told the woman what had happened to me, and as the woman looked at me with deep sympathy, I asked her, “Big sister, who are you, what’s your name, and how did you get here?”
”Woo, my name is Willow Leaf, my home is at the foot of Emei Mountain, once, I was bathing in a pond, an old monkey spirit suddenly strung out and grabbed me into this cave, and I never went out again! Woo, it’s over, my whole life is over. ……”
Hearing my inquiry, the woman was no longer shy, holding the little monkey, walked to my side, flooded with white hairs of the bare buttocks sat next to me, full of aggrieved whimpering up, she wiped her face full of tears, choking and choking to tell a horrible story, listening to me in a trance, as if I was also in the middle of it, looking at the willow leaf girl’s face full of tears of sadness, and look at her lips that kept turning over, my eyes surfaced a A horrible scene:
According to the willow leaf girl told, that summer, the bright sunlight deeply irradiated the village side of the small pond is not very wide, the turquoise water reflecting dazzling waves of scales light, soaked into the heart of the slow breeze from the clear out of the bottom of the water swept through, flooding the strands of the very rhythmic waves.
The beautiful village girl, Willow Leaf, squatted by the pond, pounding on a polished rock the rough cloth dress her mother had just changed out of.
Light Dangdang -, Light Dangdang -, ……
The willow leaf girl wielded a big, bulky wooden whack and hit it hard, making a muffled sound that was distracting, and it felt like a big wooden whack on the back of your head, which wasn’t very painful but it was tingly and dizzying.
Breath hit dozens of times, the willow leaf girl put down the big wooden whack, out of the slender little hand wiped the forehead on the crystal beads of sweat, she gasped for breath, looking at the bottom of the small pond in front of her eyes, only to see the bottom of the pool beige sandy mud embedded in the different forms of moths pebbles in the eyes of all time.
Countless lovely tadpoles twisting their tender little tails desperately chasing their frog mother; lazy mussels open the terrible hard shell difficult to move the clumsy body; the sly black loach hiding in their own holes to reveal the clever little head unusually alert looking around; a row of furry just broke out of their shells more than ten days of duckling skilfully floating on the water surface, chattering and singing, and the water is not a good place for them. ……
Suddenly, a cheerful little squid jumped up with a bang, the watery little head is very ridiculous rushed out of the turquoise water, fly straight into the cloudless sky, and then naughty to a hundred and eighty degrees of a big turn, glittering mercury-like luster of the body is like a bomb fell from the sky into the pond, splashing a clean white water splash.
”Wow, what fun, what fun!” Captivated by the little quarry’s brilliant acting skills, the willow leaf girl stared in awe with her handsome almond-shaped eyes, until she watched the little quarry disappear below the surface of the water.
The willow leaf girl stood up with great curiosity, pulled up her pants legs and tripped into the small pond, “Huh, where did it go! Where did the little Quarry Fish go?”
The Willow Leaf girl stared unblinkingly at the surface of the water, the scaly waves reflecting the heart-stirring and stunning face of the twenty-eight-year-old girl, “Oh, what cool, clean pool water!”
A touch of intoxicating freshness surged up the willow leaf girl’s white tender calves, and flowed through the slender thighs spread all over the girl’s body, the willow leaf girl sighed happily, and all over her body suddenly produced a kind of unspeakable sense of comfort: “Wow, if you can take a bath that can be beautiful!”
The girl sewed up charming eyes vigilant look around the pond, it is midday, the pond can not be seen around a stranger, the small pond is so silent that you can hear their own heartbeat, only behind the shore of a dense grove of trees from time to time to come from the warm breeze blowing Buddha verdant branches and leaves issued a delightful clattering sound, as if a gentle serenade.
The happy little swallows are tirelessly flying around in the forest, singing beautiful songs and searching for tasty food for their little babies; the big brownish-red dragonflies look like helicopters with full horsepower, crashing through the waist-deep young grasses without a care in the world.
Willow leaf girl quietly into the grove carefully undressed, ah, friends, a masterpiece of God’s creation, an incomparable human creature, a white body that makes people fluttering naked in the embrace of nature: the jade body emitting a fascinating aroma, the willow shoulders, the white and red arms, the pair of softly glowing hills set with two mouthwatering hills. The jade body emitting a fascinating aroma, the willow shoulders, the white and red arms, the pair of softly glowing hills set with two mouthwatering rubies, the slightly raised belly is the most dazzling, lustful, mysterious and desirable place, a soft black hair under the shyness, a white body that makes people flutter naked in the embrace of nature. a soft black hair under the shyness of the most mysterious and desirable place, a soft black hair, the most mysterious and desirable place, a soft black hair under the shyness of the most mysterious and desirable place, a soft black hair, a soft black hair under the shyness of the most mysterious and desirable place, a soft black hair under the shy and lustful belly.
Wow, I dare not write any more, I have no way to write any more, my fingertips are trembling as if I were a thrombosis patient, my saliva is like a waterfall flowing down to my hard crotch.
Willow leaf girl excitedly ran to the small pond flopped into the water, suddenly flooded layers of white waves, in this pure water, willow leaf girl cheerfully race with the fish, dark green frog guided her children panicked to willow leaf girl to give a channel, a pair of inexplicable round eyes, staring at this uninvited guest; clumsy mussels immediately tightly closed their hard shells to try to disguise themselves as a black moth pebbles to avoid the attack; black loach did not hesitate to head into an unfathomable cave without a trace; the cute head of the loach into the unfathomable cave without a trace; lovely willow leaf girl, the willow leaf girl excitedly run to the small pond flopped into the water, and then flooded layers of white waves. immediately closed its hard shell tightly, trying to disguise itself as a black moth pebble, to avoid the willow leaf girl’s attack; black loach did not hesitate to drill headfirst into the unfathomable depths of the cave without a trace; lovely little yellow duck staring at full of hostile little eyes, and the willow leaf girl in the small pond to play a game of hide-and-seek in the water.
Willow quietly swam to the side of the little yellow ducks, stretching out his hand to try to catch them, sensitive little yellow ducks head into the deep pool of water for a long time and refused to show their heads: “hahaha, little guy, with me hide-and-seek ah, to see me catch you must be a good beating you!”
”Ah…, what a pretty girl!”
Willow leaf girl is ready to launch an offensive to the little yellow ducks, suddenly from behind her came a burst of alarming and comprehensive shouting, the sound is extremely terrible, hoarse mixed with wild coarse, alas, the sound is too terrible, to my mastery of that poor vocabulary is unable to accurately, graphically depicted, the willow leaf girl instinctively turned her face, my mother, yo, do not look at it, this look at the willow leaf girl scared out of the theft of the seven souls! I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen one before, but I’ve seen one before, and I’ve seen one before, and I’ve seen one before.
Just see the shore stood a strange ugly old monkey spirit, it is very ridiculous hunched over the bloated waist, a mess of brown hair in the sunlight refracted to make people tremble with fear of the dark light, it has a chimpanzee-like long face, a pair of cloudy small eyes radiate a terrible green light. With a mouth full of fangs, it pounced on our naked Willow Girl in the little pond in a comical, gorilla-like clown circus-like manner.
”Ah…, help, help…!”
The poor Willow Leaf girl only shouted out such a sentence at the top of her voice, and then she was stopped and hugged by the old monkey spirit of Gaijin: “Well, what a pretty girl, I like it! I like it!”
A pungent, suffocating stench rushed inexorably into the willow leaf girl’s nose, and the coarse, hard black hairs seemed like countless disgusting caterpillars sucking mercilessly at the willow leaf girl’s wet, youthful carcass, and the willow leaf girl could only feel a moment of dizziness before she died, ……
”Alas ~ ~” here, the willow leaf girl stops: “At that time, I was scared to faint, and the things after that will never be able to recall. When I woke up again, under the body strange pain, I know by the old monkey spirit’s poisonous hand, was open bud, broken melon, I was in pain, get up to the wall, the old monkey spirit a hold me, threatened me: if I do not live with it, it will kill my mother! Huh, no way, in order to mom, I had to resign myself to the fate of the old monkey spirit, so I lived with the old monkey spirit,……,” said the willow leaf girl pointed to the arms of the little monkey: “This is not, but also gave birth to it a little monkey cub! “
”Sister Willow Leaf,” I took Willow Leaf’s fluffy wrist, “This is no life for a human being! It’s like hell on earth in the human world… Come on, let’s run away together!”
”No,” the willow leaf girl timidly refused, “the monkey spirit is out foraging for food and will be back soon, you’d better hide first!”
”No,” I insisted, “Sister Willow Leaf, let’s run away quickly while the monkey spirits aren’t home!”
”Little brother,” the willow leaf girl looked at me affectionately, affectionately called my brother, listening to my heart hot: “Little brother, the two of us can’t run away from the old monkey spirit, you’d better hurry up and hide!”
I and willow leaf is arguing, from the outside of the hall suddenly came a fishy ghastly wind, willow leaf haggard countenance suddenly turned into a horrible whiteness: “ouch, the old monkey spirit said back on the return, little brother, you quickly hide!” Said, Liu Ye not without saying, hand and foot stuffed me into a corner of the hall closet, this closet also do not know the old monkey is stolen from someone’s home, and broken and old, seriously out of shape cabinet door can not be closed tightly, cracked open a narrow gap.
”Ah, daughter-in-law!” The old monkey spirit drifted into the hall with a big, bulging package, stepping on the yin wind with a cheeky smile, “Daughter-in-law, my dear daughter-in-law, look, I’ve gotten you so much delicious food!”
I huddled apprehensively in the broken closet, opposite the old monkey spirit’s every move is vivid in my mind, only to see the old monkey spirit will be the big parcel spread out on the stone table: “Daughter-in-law, this is your favorite red cherries, this is the fresh strawberry fruit, wow, daughter-in-law, look, how big is this fresh peach!”
The willow leaf girl hugged her little monkey cub and responded absentmindedly, “mmm, mmm, good, good,” Willow leaf took the fresh peaches and nibbled on them with a kaka, “it’s so delicious, thank you!”
”Daughter-in-law, how to thank ah!” Seeing his daughter-in-law eat so sweetly, the old monkey spirit see in the eyes, happy in the heart, it gladly embraced the willow leaf girl, hairy crotch with a reddish meat stick protruding, crystal shiny round head straight upward.
Liu Ye knew what the old Monkey Spirit would do, her beautiful eyebrows slightly frowned, nibbling on the fresh peaches while pushing the old Monkey Spirit, “Go, no talent, come home for nothing else, all you know is to do this all day long!”
”Hee hee,” begged the old monkey spirit with a lustful look on his face, “Daughter-in-law, please, play with me for a while!”
”ah ah ~ ~” weak willow leaves where can resist the old monkey spirit of the entanglement, soon was the old monkey spirit pressed down on the cool stone plate, helplessly spread his thighs, the old monkey spirit happily climbed on the stone plate, two short legs squatting in the crotch of the willow leaves, dexterous hairy claws hold red meat stick, beautifully stuffed into the lower body of willow leaves, the dirty hairy body immediately convulsed with joy, especially the ugly big buttocks at a speed that makes me illegal to imagine. The dirty hairy body immediately convulsed with joy, especially that ugly and unbearable big ass, twisting and swaying at a speed that I can’t imagine.
”Ouch, ouch,”
Willow Leaf moaned deeply, her small, slender hands pushing and shoving against the big hairy face that the old monkey sperm wanted to lean low over, ready to kiss, “No, no, don’t kiss me, don’t come near me, you stink!”
”Dear,” the old monkey spirit was a little less comfortable, “after so many years, how to say is also an old husband and wife, how you still dislike me like this ah, alas, daughter-in-law, when, I can completely get your true love ah!”
”No way!” Willow Leaf said frankly, “That’s absolutely impossible!”
”Why,” the old monkey spirit became more and more disappointed, the frequency of convulsions also slowed down, looking stupidly at Willow Leaf underneath her body, “We have a child, this is the crystallization of our love ah, no matter what, we are de facto legal husband and wife!”
”Hmph~~” Yanagiba bristled, “Legitimate couple? Where is it legal? There’s no matchmaker, not to mention no marriage license, and according to country customs, did you send my mom a bride price? And, I didn’t go back to my mom’s house even once, what a sad thought!”
”Hi ~ ~ ~” the old monkey spirit perfunctory: “just for this ah, this is good, wait for a few days, after the wind of the strict crackdown, I must give mother-in-law to send a generous gift.”
”You less lie to me, I have heard enough long ago,” Liu Ye wrathfully said, “some days, some days, you always use this sentence to put me off, some days, this time is several years,”
”Ah,” the old monkey spirit ignored Willow’s nagging, “and I’m going to invite my mother-in-law to the cave and extend the highest courtesy of hospitality!”
”You can forget it,” Willow Leaf said contemptuously, “Anyone who dares to come to this shithole shall not be eaten by you!”
”Eat what ah,” said the old monkey spirit even openly, “I’m a man of understanding, and then mixed, but also know the inside and outside ah, eat who can not eat their own mother-in-law ah!”
”You’re kind of human!”
”Oh,” Suddenly, the old monkey spirit’s tiny pair of nostrils sniffed extremely resourcefully, and, climbed off of Willow’s body, “Oh~~ what’s this smell, hmmm, what’s this smell? Someone’s qi, someone’s qi!” The old monkey spirit stared at Liu Ye with a face full of suspicion, “Daughter-in-law, tell me, was someone here?”
”No, no, ……” Willow sat up, throwing away her peach hooch, her fluffy body shivering violently, “No, no one’s been here!”
”Lying!” The old monkey spirit pushed Willow Leaf away, drew his sword with a clatter, jumped up and down and searched all over the hall, scaring me into a cold sweat: it’s over!
Willow Leaf is fully aware that the broken closet is not able to hide me, she had to be truthful: “Husband,” Willow Leaf seems to be the first time in this tone of voice to call her incredibly annoying old monkey spirit, the old monkey spirit heard, flattered: “Ai, daughter-in-law, what is it?”
”Husband,” Liu Ye wrenched the old monkey spirit’s big hairy face and kissed it graciously, the old monkey spirit was even more happy and confused, “Husband, it’s my brother who is looking at me coming, I hope you can spare him and not eat him!”
”Hey ……” the old monkey spirit smelled, suddenly happy, he snapped the sword back into the sheath bag, “Hey hey, so it is the brother-in-law came, where is he, quickly come out and let me see!”
”Little brother,” Willow dutifully opened the closet, and I climbed out with a look of calmness as the old monkey spirit’s furry paws reached out and pounced on me, “Haha, hello Neji!”
”Well,” I cried and laughed as I looked at the strangely ugly old monkey-spirit brother-in-law in front of me, while on my lips I had to address, “Brother-in-law, you’re good too!”
”Good, good,” Old Monkey Spirit exchanged some more pleasantries with me, and rushed at Liu Ye to command, “Daughter-in-law, quickly shabu-shabu the pots and wash the bowls, and bring out all the good wines and dishes, I want to properly entertain my inner brother.” Then, the old monkey spirit waved his hand at me again, “Nei Di, please sit, please sit here!”
I sat down across from the old monkey spirit, Liu Ye quickly cooked a sumptuous meal and placed it one by one on the huge stone dining table, the old monkey spirit politely picked up a piece of fragrantly sauced pork knuckle and put it on my small porcelain plate, “Nei Di, please eat, please eat!”
”Brother-in-law, you eat, you eat too!”
The old monkey spirit picked up another piece of braised chicken and put it on my small plate, “Nei Di, please eat, please eat!”
”Oops!” I raised my face and gazed kindly into the old monkey spirit’s eyes, “Brother-in-law, what’s wrong with your eyes, why are they so red, oh, this place is still swollen!”
”Alas,” the old monkey spirit gave me another piece of fish, and then rubbed his red eyes and sighed: “NeiDi, this is an old problem, I have invited many famous doctors, but always can not see, for this I have hurt my brain! From now on, I will not look at it, I will do whatever I want to do, just let him go!”
”This can not be ah!” Looking at the red and swollen monkey eyes, I plan, the surface pretends to be sincere: “Brother-in-law, this can not be ah, eye disease is not a small disease, if you can not get it will be blind, then what can be done? My sister, and my little nephew, can how to live ah!”
”Alas, yes,” the old monkey spirit sniffed and could not help but well up with a string of sad tears, “Yes, Nei Di, daughter-in-law and child, this is the thing I am most relieved about!”
”Don’t be sad,” I consoled the old monkey spirit, “Don’t be sad, O brother-in-law, I can help you!”
”Really.” Upon hearing this, the old monkey spirit’s frustrated big hairy face immediately showed a hint of unexpected joy, “Really, Nei Di, can you really help brother-in-law cure my eye disease!”
”Brother-in-law,” I said with conviction, “I’m not going to lie to you, but our Liu family has an ancestral recipe for curing eye diseases!”
”What,” the old monkey spirit was first shocked, then, and some half-belief: “Nei Di, really? In the past, how come I didn’t hear your sister say ah?”
”Brother-in-law,” I added credulously, “it’s a family rule of our Liu family that this ancestral recipe for eye disease is only passed down to men, not women!”
”Ah~~~That’s great!” The old monkey spirit excitedly leapt up, and for a while he was so happy that he danced around, “Nei Di, it’s really a blessing to meet you today, this is also the right result of my years of hard practice, Nei Di, quickly tell me where that ancestral recipe is, give it to me, I will definitely reward you heavily!”
”Oh,” I smiled faintly, “O brother-in-law, my family’s ancestral recipe is not written on paper, but passed down verbally from generation to generation!”
”Well, then tell me!”
”O brother-in-law, just telling you still won’t work, you have to listen to me, you have to do whatever I tell you to do, otherwise your eye disease won’t be cured!”
”Yes, yes, yes, I’ll listen to you and everything!”
”You don’t eat first, you go to the market and buy five pounds of framing paper and weigh three pounds of paste!”
”This, what is this for?” The old monkey spirit was a little confused, “Nei Di, do you think my residence isn’t luxurious enough? If you want to decorate this hall, I have better decorative materials!”
”No, I’m not decorating the hall, this is material for your eye disease!”
”Oh, good, good, I’ll do it right away!” The old monkey spirit incomparably obediently put down his wine cup, and his bulky body gently shook a few times before floating out of the cave like a floating cloud. I secretly thought to myself: sister Willow Leaf was right, I am absolutely unable to run away from this old monkey spirit!
”Little brother, what the hell have you gotten yourself into!” Willow Leaf took my hand in disbelief, “You can really cure the old monkey spirit’s eye disease, huh?”
”Cheat it to play, where do I have any ancestral secret recipe ah!” I did not hide it from Liu Ye, Liu Ye was shocked when he heard it, “Little brother, how dare you lie to it, if you can’t cure it’s eye disease, once it starts to fire, it is not recognizing all its relatives, it will tear you to pieces, little brother, before it comes back, you run quickly!”
”Oh, where to run!” I pressed Willow Leaf’s hand, “Sister Willow Leaf, you’re right, I absolutely can’t run away from this old monkey spirit!”
”But,” Willow Leaf was upset, “If you can’t run, do you not run? Do you also want to live in this cave forever?”
”Willow Leaf, I didn’t mean it like that, we must get out of here, look at me, ……”
Between words, the old monkey spirit holding a large bundle of laminating paper in his arms, hanging a bucket of dry paste on his buttocks, once again floated into the cave, it will be laminating paper and dry paste to the stone table, “NeiDi, in accordance with your instructions, laminating paper and dry paste I bought all back!”
”Good,” I said to the old monkey spirit, “Brother-in-law, get ready, I’m going to see you!”
”Neddy, I’ve got nothing to prepare for, you’ll see now!”
”Okay, brother-in-law, do your best and don’t move!”
”Yes, I won’t move,” the old monkey spirit sat obediently on the slab like an obedient child as I spread out the framing paper, applied dry paste all over it with a brush, and picked it up, “Close your eyes, please, brother-in-law!”
”Yes, I’m closed!”
With a bark, a sheet of laminating paper coated with dry paste was stuck to the old monkey spirit’s eye socket, the sticky paste seeped into the old monkey spirit’s long dirty fur, and the thick laminating paper deadened its skin and flesh, creating a sense of urgency that was hard to resist.
”Ouch, Nei Di, it hurts!” The old monkey spirit shrieked, stretching out both hands in an attempt to tear off the framed shed paper that made it extremely uncomfortable.
”Don’t move, don’t move!” I said sternly, “Brother-in-law, there is no such thing as a doctor’s visit that doesn’t hurt, don’t move, what did I tell you!”
”Well, well, well,” said the old monkey-spirit, suddenly remembering what I had urged him to do, and having to cross himself to endure it.
With a bark, another piece of laminating paper was pasted onto the old monkey spirit’s eye socket, and listening to the old monkey spirit’s painful moans, I perked up my voice: “Brother-in-law, you can’t stand this pain, if you were to be given an operation, it wouldn’t hurt you to death!”
”I can stand it,” the old monkey spirit barely held on, “I can stand it! Nei Di, go ahead and post it!”
Bark, Bark, Bark. ……
One after another sheet of laminating paper was quickly pasted onto the old monkey spirit’s face, I wiped the sweat from my face, looked at the remaining sheets of laminating paper on the stone table, winked at Liu Ye, and took the little monkey out of Liu Ye’s hands and stuffed it into the old monkey spirit’s arms, “Brother-in-law, in order to cure you, you must also have your son’s active cooperation, come on, hold your son! “
”Yes, I’m holding it, Neddy!”
”Get up,” I commanded the old monkey-spirit, “get up, get up!”
”Yes, I’m up!”
I shoved the old monkey spirit, “Come on, brother-in-law, we have to get out of this cave, only when we get to the sunlight will the medicine work, otherwise your eye disease won’t be cured!”
”That’s easy, come on, Neddy, you tug on my hand and I’ll lead you out of the hole!”
The old monkey spirit face pasted with a left layer of right layer of framed shed paper, armpit clamped baby son, hand tugging Liu Ye and I slowly flew out of the cave, I ordered the old monkey spirit holding the little monkey cub to stand under the hot sunlight: “Sister-in-law, stand still, do not move, just stand like this, and so on, when the sun to the paste dry up, your eye disease will also be good!”
”Yes, yes, I didn’t move, Neddy!”
”Sister Willow Leaf, go,” Seeing the old monkey spirit holding the little monkey cub in his arms, standing peacefully under the hot sunlight, I secretly laughed, and as soon as I pulled up Willow Leaf’s thin hand, I said in a low voice, “Sister, quickly escape!”
”Okay, this way!” Willow Leaf led the way for me, and, hand in hand, we slipped quietly down the hill, the old monkey spirit muttering vaguely behind us, “Nemo, fuck it!”
“……”
”Fuck you,” I cursed viciously at the old monkey spirit on the mountaintop, and soon disappeared with Willow Leaf into the vast expanse of heavy mountains.
”This way, my home is over the hill,” rounding a hill, a modest farmhouse came into view, and Willow let go of my grip and darted up the hill, “Mom! –“
”Daughter, uh-uh-uh,”
”Ah–, little brat, bastard fuck,” outside the farmhouse came the old monkey spirit noisy cursing sound, I turned my head, only to see the angry old monkey spirit holding the crying little monkey cub, is floating towards the farmhouse: “ah , good vicious brother-in-law ah, I treat you sincerely and respectfully hospitality, but, but, but you even so mercilessly and unintentionally tease me, I, I, I’m not finished with you!”
”Oh my God,” I panicked and shut the door to my room, “No good, the old monkey spirits are coming after us!”
”Open the door, open the door, open the door for me,” said the old monkey sperm, drumming roughly and unusually on the door of the room, which I leaned against with a dead weight, and, still not feeling safe, moved the dining-room table to press it firmly against the door-panel.
The old monkey spirit tossed together, see can’t push open the door of the room, simply put the monkey cub on the stove, big mouth a grin, the father and son both at the same time crying day wiping tears up: “Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, my good daughter-in-law ah, I love you, for the sake of the child’s sake, go home with me to live the life!”
”Mommy, Mommy, I want Mommy, I want Mommy,, ……”
”Aiya, what can we do!” Hearing the old monkey spirit’s cries, Liu Ye mother and daughter no longer had time to cry and snivel, not to mention having the leisure to freely recount their feelings of parting for several years, and the white-haired old woman was so anxious that she turned around in circles all over the house.
”I’m telling you, Monkey Spirit,” I stood in front of the door and rushed at the old Monkey Spirit with a straight face, “Get lost quickly, or else I’m going to call the police, and I’m sure you know about the shooting of monkeys on Emei Mountain, don’t you? If you don’t want to die, hold your monkey cubs and get lost!”
”Don’t get in my fucking business, I haven’t settled the score with you yet, what kind of stupid fucking idea did you come up with! Which family’s secret recipe is this!” The old monkey spirit while wiping the long big snot, while angrily glaring at me: “I listened to your words, standing in the sun, sun ah, ah, laminating paper soon dried up, seeped into the sun. The old monkey spirit while wiping the long big snot, while angrily glaring at me: “I listened to your words, standing in the sun, sun ah, ah, laminating paper soon dried up, seeped into the sun. The old monkey spirit while wiping the long big snot, while angrily glaring at me: “I listened to your words, standing in the sun, sun ah, ah, laminating paper soon dried up, seeped into the sun. The hair paste as if countless palms, tugging at my eyeballs, the pain I could not stand, desperately shouting, but even if I shouted through the but even if I shouted through the voice and did not get any answer, I had to desperation, I had to throw away the little monkey, and reached out my hand to tear the paper off my face. desperation, I had to throw away the little monkey, and reached out my hand to tear the paper off my face. I look, fuck, you all run away, don’t care about me! Me: “You’re so bad, you’re so lacking A., you cheated away my daughter-in-law, I’m not finished with you! Daughter-in-law,” the old monkey spirit and turned to the willow leaf mother and daughter: “Daughter-in-law, go home with me! mother, give the girl back to me, I must be able to afford you, eek eek eek eek eek eek , eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek eek ……”
Let the old monkey spirit father and son shouted dry tears, shouted through the voice, willow leaf mother and daughter simply ignore, vowed to refuse to open the door to accept the old monkey spirit father and son!
But the old monkey spirit had a spirit of deed, and from that day on, came to Liu Ye’s house every day, and as soon as he entered, he sat down on the stove and cried, shouted, and begged.
”Ugh,” Willow sighed hopelessly, “What can I do about this, it’s annoying as hell!”
”Yeah,” Willow Leaf’s mom agreed, “It’s not good to go on like this, we have to think of something!”
”What’s the law, mom, what’s your law?”
”There!” Looking out the window at the woodpile, Willow’s mom was immediately inspired, she attached her mouth to her daughter’s ear and gently muttered a few words, Willow was overjoyed when she heard it, and waved her hand at me, “Little brother, come here, mom’s idea is so good!”
Another day, the old monkey spirit father and son cried tired, sleepy, look at the day is not early, the sun grandfather has not known when to hide behind the cliffs, the old monkey spirit father and son of the stomach also grumbled.
”Son, let’s go home and eat, come back tomorrow!” After saying this, the old monkey spirit floated down the mountain with the little monkey on his back.
Waiting for the old monkey spirit to go away, I and Liu Ye mother and daughter secretly ran to the yard, will be bundles of firewood to the house, and then open the door of the stove will be lit bundles of firewood one after another bundles of firewood stuffed into the stove door, after a whole night of non-stop burning, the outer room of the stove has long been a hot burning hands, the big black iron pot was burned into a red color.
”Daughter-in-law, mother-in-law, here we are!”
The old monkey spirit father and son as if they were at work, not a penny less, drifted into the willow leaf home, which as usual went straight to the stove, without a care in the world, sitting on the butt on top of the stove.
”Ah…, ……”
Giggle, the hot stove and the big iron pot burned the old monkey Jing father and son buttocks, rising from the stock choking smell of burnt meat, the old monkey Jing can not understand what happened in the end, a yanked over the screams of the little monkey, did not return to the head of the escape cycle to go, and from now on no longer dare to climb the door of the house of the willow leaf.