Author: Xuefan
(Preface)
He’s a young warrior with the last name of May.
Someone once asked him why his last name was Mei. The person who asked was his father, named Lin Tianxiong.
“Because the author likes Simon the Snow Blower.” That’s the answer.
Lin Tianxiong understood. The place …… where Ximen Blowing Snow lives is called Wanmei Mountain Villa.
So he spat blood.
After almost spitting the Lin family castle into a second Wanmei Mountain Village, he spilled his hand.
Mei Shao-Man doesn’t know what to call it. A good word goes bad when it comes to the back of Mei.
He liked the name Shadow, but adding it to May always made him feel like a thief.
That’s why he’s called Mei Shufu, letting the first two words make a double negative.
In the first month of the year of the Void, Young Master Mei took over the Lin Family Fort.
–The above is called a sequence
(i)
Because of his youth, challengers came in threes.
One of them was a little girl, all in big red, with big, dark eyes that kept glancing at him and blushing now and then.
Unlike the other challengers, she received Mei Shuyi’s masterstroke, Dark Scent As A Song, as soon as she came up.
The little girl almost cried out and asked, why are you doing this to me?
“Because the first man to be described in detail always marries the first woman to be described in detail, it’s an author’s habit. But I don’t want to marry you.”
The little girl died a clean death and her name didn’t even come up once ……
(ii)
He started to become a lesser warrior.
He enjoys this kind of life, spends his days practicing sword drinking wine and enjoying the moon and tasting tea spring waves and blue grass in the fog.
Until one day he suddenly remembered that he hadn’t been back to his bedroom in a long time.
He walked toward the bedroom, a vague sense of foreboding looming over him.
He subconsciously gripped the hilt of his sword.
A foot kicked open the door and the sky was filled with snowy white shadows interspersed with the rich scent of ink coming straight at him.
His grip on the sword loosened, his hands covered in cold sweat, his eyes brimming with helplessness.
The house was filled with the last thing he wanted to see – bills ！！！！！！
He picked up a page feebly and glanced at it.
Suddenly, his eyes filled with a murderous aura ……
(iii)
His eyes swept over those subordinates below with incomparable anger and coldness.
He picked up a bill with the tip of his sword and asked coldly, “Who’s going to explain what’s going on with this utility bill?!”
One of the underlings blushed profusely and turned to run out.
He let out a bellowing cry, and his sword came out of his hand like a full moon resembling a meteor – Zero Fall into Dust!
Seeing that the sword blade is about to hole through that subordinate, adding another new plum to the Lin family castle ……
(iv)
“There was a soft clink as the sword was locked in place by a golden abacus.
A dry old man stood in the hall, gently removing the sword from the abacus.
The sight of the abacus made his hand ache vaguely again.
I remember when the private school teacher taught him to count and asked, “How many apples are left after you take away two out of three?”
He thought about it and said, “Two apple cores and an apple.” Then there was a beating on the board. The beating kept him wondering why the two apples taken away were not allowed to be eaten.
Later, when Lin Tianxiong realized that his son was so less chivalrous, he grabbed an apple and smashed it on his head in a fit of rage.
He realized then that the answer turned out to be an apple …… and two concealed weapons.
The old man sneered, “A fine green blade sword and five taels of grain silver. Mosquito incense money two clear.” These words jolted him out of his memories.
The bill collector!
The thought scared him into a cold sweat.
“The old man is from the Terrace Wolf Pavilion.”
What! ……
(v)
Tail Wolf Pavilion, a new rising gang in the jianghu. Reversing the name of the founding ancestor into the name of the gang, and taking the tertiary industry giant as its mission, it provides various services, just like a big gang momentum.
The abacus crackled, each sound seeming to hit him in the heart.
“This pot is a pearl white jade pot.” He tried to save the day.
“Three taels.” The old man faintly shattered his dreams.
“What!?” He roared, “This is extortion!?”
“Sorry, Nightjar, we’re only out three taels.”
He suddenly remembered that there was a modest vault in the cellar.
He ran wildly over to it, only to find the cellar door wide open, with a note glued to the cobwebs inside: “The star picker has come here, and the A Blocking Thing has been moved for the king.”
The date of the fall was the day he took over the throne.
Behind them, a cold voice said, “One ruined cellar, two hundred taels. The wine money is two clear.”
“At least leave me some pocket money.” He had no choice but to pull a face.
The old man tore off the note and threw it to him, “Autographed by the Stargazer, Seven Wen.”
(vi)
Mei Shujing was furious, he was at least a young warrior. There was a young warrior like him who was so bad that he had to worry about money.
Aren’t people in this world supposed to splurge?
So he draws his sword, which should solve everything.
After a meteor-like flash, he exchanged blows with the old man in the first round.
He was surprised to find that his belt had fallen into the old man’s cloth bag.
He was unconvinced, and put up his sword and went on again.
This time, the jade pendant left him, along with the outer robe.
The old man smiled grimly, “The four great hands are empty.”
He was shocked, rumor has it that the “four empty hands” had made many heroes ashamed to reappear in the jianghu.
Just want to run, the old man has already attacked, but see the sky palm shadow flying, moves are not away from his body clothes ……
(vii)
No one will ever talk in detail about the sorry state of his escape that day.
Asked the male subordinates, they laughed bashfully and said, Young Master has a good figure.
Asked the female subordinates, they were red-faced and didn’t say anything, just ate and laughed.
The old nanny, who was only fifty years old, smiled happily and said, “Young master has grown up and is no longer a child.”
The old man received all of the Lin Family Castle’s possessions and said, “The small clothes and profane pants and black cloth shoes total twenty taels, and there are still ten taels outstanding.”
Thus, the Xiang bamboo mat wrapped around Lin Tianxiong was also taken away.
(viii)
Mei Shuyi began to wander around and make her way in the world.
On the night of his escape, he met a young warrior on the official road who was even less of a warrior than he was.
That young warrior was knocked out after saying only seven words – “A hairless Monkey King?”
Then he took off the grass skirt around his waist and changed into the young warrior’s clothes.
So he became the Young Warrior again, and that Young Warrior became the Hairless Monkey King.
The above is the full story of his escape.
He didn’t know where to go, and walked in a daze to a marketplace.
Under the signboard of Yihong Mansion, a pimp was arguing with a few strong men who were escorting a young girl.
He rolled his eyes, “Same old drama.” Then turned to walk away.
A rush of footsteps came straight after him. He smiled and drew his sword, readying himself to say, “Is there anything the girl needs my help with.”
But it’s the pimp who’s here?
The old bawd grabbed his sleeve with a handful of snot and tears, “Young warrior, save me! Those villains insisted on selling that girl to me, but we really can’t afford to lose this person!”
He looked at the woman, who happened to give a straight face. He couldn’t help but sigh, this woman really did have what it took to make a pimp jump. It was such a waste not to contribute to those who suffered from weight.
“Ten taels!” He touched his purse and dryly offered.
“Five taels.” The bawd wiped away her tears and got into fighting shape.
“Nine taels, no lower.”
“Six taels, that’s fair enough.”
“Eighty-two, I need the courage to face her.”
“Seven taels, it won’t go any higher.”
“Then get ready to open a weight loss center, I’m out of here.”
The old bawd immediately turned ashen, “Okay, eight taels is eight taels.”
The bawd pulled out two four-twenty dollar bills, “Drive people away and get paid.”
He fought for his first full meal in three days.
(ix)
Mei Shuyao finally realized that the Jianghu was a place of hidden dragons and crouching tigers.
A few big men didn’t know much about martial arts, and he still had trouble winning.
The woman became the man’s most favorable weapon. Once he approached, the big man made a gesture to throw the woman into his arms, and for the safety of his life, he had to avoid it from a distance.
As time went on, he was a little out of stamina and the acid in his stomach was stupid.
The big man at this point in time to make sure to kill – in the armpit of the woman a scratch, she laughed, he could no longer hold back, “wow” out all the vomit.
The bawd screamed that it was bad, and took out another four taels of Yuanbao and shook it twice.
In an instant, he was refreshed, his eyes glowing silver, his eyes automatically ignoring someone who was interfering with his fighting ability under the effect of his powerful mental power. In three clicks, several burly male supporting characters disappeared from the screen.
He took the silver, and his experience value soared – things were harder, and the pay would be negotiable.
He didn’t get far out before he realized that the woman had followed him.
He touched his stomach, there was nothing left to vomit.
So he had the courage to face her.
Suddenly remembering some classic shot, he reached up and stroked her cheek.
Sure enough, he touched the edge of the human skin mask.
As soon as he lifted it, he was then completely stunned ……
(x)
He could not help but marvel at the magic of creation, the face under the mask was completely different from the mask. It is simply …… ugly in its own way!
He believed that after this exercise, his endurance was enough to whistle.
He picked his eyes from the ground and planted them back on his face, regaining his composure.
“What can I do for you?” After getting used to it, he realized that the face actually…still had five senses.
“The young woman thanks the young warrior for saving her life.”
Because of the voice, he was once again stunned.
“Say it again.”
“The young woman thanks the young warrior for saving her life.” Heavenly music!
“Again.”
“The young woman thanks the young warrior for saving her life.” What more could one ask for in life!
“Say it again.”
Author: “I kao! Again I’ll write you to death in the next chapter!”
He carefully considered, according to the conventions of this author, this woman occupies such a large space, it is certain to be the heroine, alas, just think of it as finding an energy-saving Walkman.
So he said something that made the onlookers dizzy with different heads – “Then I’ll make an exception and allow you to give yourself to me.”
(xi)
Luckily, the woman agreed. And rightly so, there aren’t many protagonists who want him to be so willing to resign himself to his fate.
After a simple ceremony, his unit of capital changed from “two” to “money”. He had to break into the world again.
Walking down the street, he realized that with the veil on, the woman could still be second best.
Before lunch, he asked the woman a very serious question, “What’s your name?”
“My slave’s name is Willow, and my maiden name is Ying Sleeve.”
He breathed a sigh of relief and went to get a bun for dinner.
The shopkeeper said that a bun cost four Wen, he dropped fourteen Wen, took three buns and left. Liu Ying Sleeve took back two Wen after making sure he wasn’t rewarding him.
He exclaimed, “…… Do you know anything about arithmetic?”
“Although my slave has not attended a few days of boudoir school, I do know how to add, subtract, multiply and divide.”
A fire of hope lit up in his eyes, finally someone could settle the score for him. He pulled out a huge cloth bag in his arms, so big that one wondered how he managed to fit the dong, which was the size of him, into his arms.
“Quick, help me figure out how much it all comes to?”
(xii)
The bills he pulled out of the dumpster behind the Lynchburg added up to ……
“Fourteen thousand six hundred and seven dollars and one.”
Lin Tianxiong had warned Mei Shujing that the Lin family had a hundred million taels of wealth, and at that time, Lin sir was drunk, so he estimated that the Lin family was probably worth about one million taels.
Mei Shuying roared like a wounded lion, “Classmate, learn math well!!!”
(xiii)
Unlucky, the quarter ends.
(xiv)
Mei Shuying decided to take revenge.
Injustice has its head and debt has its owner, it was the Black Dragon Gang that introduced the services of the Terrace Wolf Pavilion in the first place, which caused him to end up in such a situation today.
False propagandists! Kill without pardon!
He stood at the bottom of Black Dragon Mountain with a murderous look on his face and instructed Liu Ying Sleeve, “If someone rushes towards you, you lift the veil.”
Then a bloody battle began.
When the gang members saw that Mei Shuo Ying did not protect the woman behind her, they surged forward.
Mei Shuyao sneered and continued on her way up.
Behind them, there was a miserable scream …… The nature of men who are afraid of softness makes it so, and Liu Ying sleeve solved most of the enemies.
He finally met the gang leader, whose face was strangely contorted, like he was holding something back.
“Your Excellency is so skilled that you have killed your way here without bloodshed. But I am now fighting with my back to the water, and the will to survive will make me invincible in battle!!!”
“Your will will be no stronger than mine.” He snapped, almost through clenched teeth.
“I don’t believe it, look at the knife!”
With a loud bang, the gang leader flew out like a kite with broken strings without even saying his name.
Mei Shuying, without looking back, rushed into the toilet, a pattering sound came out.
Anyone who enters the toilet while I’m there will be killed!
This, then, is the strongest spiritual force ……
(xv)
Mei Shuyi began to learn the ways of the jianghu. He sold those minions under the mountain who were scared into schizophrenia into the mines, and after a kanjia they were sold at five taels each. He ordered a hundred people to the other side, taking fifty taels always felt a bit less.
Then regretted that he should not be afraid of scaring others and did not bring a Walkman …… ah no, it is Liu Ying sleeve.
When he went back, Liu Ying Sleeve had cooked a meal and was waiting for him.
The rice was great, and the meat actually tasted like meat, which is the ultimate lifelong dream of the Lin family cooks.
Standing at the top of Black Dragon Mountain, he had an urge to jump off the cliff, knowing that he wouldn’t die, and that he would get a secret book of martial arts, and even more so, he would smash a beautiful woman, and would smash her silly to the point that she would fall in love with him at first sight.
But he didn’t jump, because Liu Ying Sleeve was calling out to him, in that voice he couldn’t resist.
He had a flash of inspiration and thought of the Lin family s ancestral …… magic sound spectrum!
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At the first level, the pentatonic sounds are so bad that the smellers are spasming through their bodies.
On the second level, the pentatonics are so bad that it smells like rock and roll.
At the third level, from the toned to the toneless, the sniffers are internally injured to the brain.
At the fourth level, the giver self-mutilates both ears, and the sniffers self-extinguish their meridians.
……
(xvi)
He took the Magic Sound Spectrum, thankful that it wasn’t as amazing as the other Lin Family Ancestral Kung Fu book, and that at least the abuse to the ears wouldn’t jeopardize his children and grandchildren the way he would his own womb – if he had any children and grandchildren to jeopardize.
He ate three days in a row of morning glory peppers with black pepper water, and after the meal, he screamed at the valley, screaming until not an inch of grass was left in the valley, which was listed as the first of the four major death valleys. Easily practiced to the third level.
Sadly, he proved that what goes around comes around at his farewell concert in Death Valley where he celebrated his success.
His voice became extremely magnetic, straight after a certain Italian master.
He had to stop.
(xvii)
He remembered that there were often hermits and wizards in the mountains.
But he can’t just meet an old man and ask, “Are you a master?
In order not to be taken for a psychopath, he had to make a move to test the waters.
After trying to kill twenty-seven woodcutters and fourteen medicine-picking dervishes, he became famous throughout the world.
He proudly showed off to his friends, “Look, I have one of my avatar plastered on every city gate.”
A friend couldn’t bear to see that mountain become a forbidden place for civilians, so he had to show him a way out.
“There used to be a legendary character called Guo X. He was much less chivalrous than you when he debuted, and the only difference with you is that people are only slightly retarded ……”
He didn’t listen any further, his ears automatically disconnecting after receiving the retard.
He cried out in his mind, “So, I’m not retarded enough!!!”
And so the special training began.
(xviii)
One: Slate bricks!
As the saying goes, a man’s strengths are to be discovered slowly, and once upon a time, he never realized that he had such a hard head.
I thought I would hit a mildly retarded as if the hero in distress, and then a beautiful woman two people can both love and double sword wall, is not it beautiful. Who knows no matter what kind of brick to his head will be transformed into magic for decay, a touch on the broken.
In a fit of rage he went to the strongest wall of the city at that time. A woman was there weeping sadly.
He was not in the mood to care about the woman, went straight to the crash, did not expect in the accompaniment of the sound of crying knocked down eight hundred miles head is fine. Instead, it accomplished the woman’s great success.
“What shitty quality, and the Great Wall!”
II: Schooling!
He asks people how he can get dumber.
The answer I got was to go to school.
So he went to school.
After taking the court’s award for the top ten students, the plan was declared a failure.
Three: find a smart woman!
It’s the quickest method in Guo X’s legend.
He didn’t understand why smart women loved to play callers, but he had to look.
When he found it, he was a great warrior! But …… he is not good at distinguishing between men and women.
Luckily, he’s the Young Warrior, and the Young Warrior has the Young Warrior’s law.
After looking at the chests of beggars throughout the city, he was officially wanted by the Beggars’ Association.
Four: …… Liu Ying Sleeve’s one implicit exhortation caused him to give up the entire plan, “In fact, there is no longer any possibility of lowering your IQ.”
The words made him feel so unbreakable in his intellect that the relief stopped him from destroying it.
(xix)
People, they always grow up.
Mei Shuyao finally realized that revenge was not all there was to life, and that the Young Warrior was a human being and had to know the skills expected of a human being.
This all happened when Liu Ying Sleeve was bedridden and had to let him go grocery shopping.
He put the basket down and rolled up his sleeves, ready to haggle.
That’s when he heard a familiar voice.
He turned around and was seeing the old man enter a dart board with a gold abacus. Not long after, a man with only a pair of profane pants left fled. Judging from the profane pants, the man’s martial arts skills were a bit higher than his.
He subconsciously drew his sword, but thought better of it and held back.
After all, he couldn’t afford to lose this outfit now.
He gritted his teeth and turned back surprised to find the basket filled with various vegetables and a large handful of copper coins. The vendor had a smile on his face that was just a little stiff, “Young warrior, I really can’t take any more.”
He smiled and patted the other on the shoulder, “Thanks then. But you’d better go see a doctor, seeing as you look so pale.”
On his way home, he ran into two officials who accused him of robbery, and he had to defend himself as his defense was ineffective.
Other than that little ripple, he found grocery shopping just too easy.
(xx)
He didn’t quite understand that when he felt tired of making a name for himself, he was famous all over the world.
Those who can make the government and the Beggar’s Association jointly wanted must have a big name. The Meiliu Twins are so popular that they even overshadowed the Black Wind Twins, who started out by scaring children.
But he didn’t know any of this.
After beating back and scaring off a few sets of people, he asked his wife, “Do we have a neighbor named Plum and Willow Twins ……”
When he realized that the person who had been listed as one of the eight devils was himself, he decided to break into the world again.
He believed that there was always a period of being misunderstood before a warrior became famous.
(xxi)
The beginning of becoming a generation of warrior is to kill the devil, kill ten or eight how to be considered a warrior.
So he went to the shopkeeper and asked him who the most notorious devil was these days.
The shopkeeper glanced at him, took out two pieces of paper and looked at them, considered them, and handed him a mirror.
He was honest enough to say what he thought, telling the shopkeeper that he had the wrong one and that it wasn’t a mirror he wanted.
The store assistant glanced at him and said, “I’ve seen quite a few young warriors, but this is the first young warrior as young as you.”
He smiled, “Thanks for the compliment, it’s been a long time since anyone has complimented me.”
The shopkeeper’s jaw slammed on the counter for a long time.
He kindly called a doctor and left.
(xxii)
It’s a modest store selling a variety of mirrors.
The owner opened his store and looked at the neatly organized brass mirrors in anticipation of a day of brisk business.
Suddenly, a silhouette flew over and bellowed, “Devil! Die!”
The boss looked up in bewilderment, then there was a coldness on his neck …… Mei Shuying sneered as he finished wiping the blood on his sword and said, “Fortunately, the shopkeeper s hints are not hard to guess.”
He drifted away, leaving the yellow leaves, spread over the blood-stained ground behind him.
At the corner of the street, a singer pulls a bleak huqin, “Think of the jianghu, the great fool and the weak-minded, only the young warrior also ……”
(xxiii)
By chance, he met a warrior.
The warrior was no longer a young warrior, so he didn’t kill him.
He plucked up the courage to ask, “How do I become a warrior.”
True to his word, the warrior tapped his chest, “Simple, as long as you only kill those who deserve to die.”
“This ……”
He didn’t understand.
“Look, I’ll show you.”
A demonstration? This is a demonstration?
The warrior was seen walking up to a woodcutter and striking out with a palm strike, the woodcutter sprayed blood wildly with a puzzled look on his face.
With a righteous face, the warrior said sternly, “I have killed three hundred and ninety-four people in my life, and each of them deserved to die, and you are the three hundred and ninety-fifth.”
Confused, the woodcutter struggled and asked, “Where do I …… deserve to die ……”
The warrior coldly dropped, “Nonsense, of course you deserve to die, why else would you be the one to die and not me.”
The woodcutter spurts blood again, then gulps.
The warrior glanced at Mei Shuyao and said, “That’s it, I’ll see you later.”
As he watched the warrior walk away, he prayed in his heart that it would be better not to meet him again before he became a warrior.
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Would it kill me to dunk the eunuch text when I dunk it? Heck, just ask.
Besides, when Meng Jiangnu cried at the Great Wall, did she cry for 800 miles? Am I right?
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(xxiv)
“Cousin!” A surprised call came from behind Mei Shuyi, “So you’re here.”
The sweet call aroused his infinite reverie, evoking all sorts of fantasies.
He returned with a full of hope …… in front of the person – the skin of frost over snow, the hand slim, willow waist full, eyebrows as far as the mountains, eyes like a bit of paint, lips like a red cherry, teeth better than pearls and jade, silk flow of light, coquettish ears Qiongnu, although a men’s clothing still can not hide the ten thousand kinds of style …… But, he does not remember that he has a cousin ah ……
“The girl is?”
“What girl? I’m your cousin!”
……
“Cousin, cousin, why have you turned to stone?”
(xxv)
Liu Ying Sleeve came back from grocery shopping and saw Mei Shujing falling on the ground and convulsing, shouting dreamily, “Author …… I have no grudge against you in the past …… You’ve gone too far… …”
A woman in men’s clothing was splashing water on the side, trying to wake him up.
He felt that if he was a little bit later, Mei Shuyao was afraid that she would drown.
“What is the name of this …… and my humble husband?”
“I am his unmarried wife, my name is Chen Hangbing.”
Isn’t the wife …… young warrior usually monogamous …… “Can the girl …… tell me in detail?”
“Oh. People were married to him on the finger, the old-fashioned kind. The family has always known each other as aunt and cousin. Played together since we were kids, and after a few years of not seeing each other, he forgot about me. I made a joke about it in a fit of pique, and he did.”
Liu Ying Sleeve probably understood, so she walked over to Mei Shujing’s side and said softly, “The four major hands are empty.”
Mei Shuying reflexively jumped seven feet away, her hands clutching the lapels of her coat.
“Okay, let’s be clear, you two.”
“Get out, I don’t want to break my sleeve!!!”
“Bummer, people are female.”
“Female …… then …… you prove it!”
Proof? Her face immediately reddened.
As a result, Liu Ying Sleeve walked in front of her and lifted the veil …… Mei Shuying counted three times in his mind, Chen Hangbing still only had a surprised expression, and he breathed a sigh of relief, “You really are a woman.”
Because, no man is immune to any mental shock or physical injury the first time he encounters this…
(xxvi)
Chen Hangbing stayed behind and explained the original story.
Her family’s emphasis on faithfulness is traditional, so when she heard that Mei Shujing had lost the family fortune and ruined her reputation, she beat a good packet of dowry and drove her daughter out of the house, fulfilling her promise before Mei Shujing’s death, so that she wouldn’t have to play the old-fashioned hold a rooster and marry a spirit sign when the time came.
The Chen family has only this one girl child, and has been told to make it known to the world.
Coincidentally, Liu Ying Sleeve is pregnant, trying to save trouble Mei Shujing let the old man on behalf of the pen to the two things a piece of writing a few days later, Jianghu out of a happy sticker, the happy couplet is so written: “the new woman into the household, a good wife has been pregnant. Banner – double happiness.”
The people who heard it all exclaimed that Mei Shujing had acted in a perverse and evil manner, degrading justice ah!
(Note: In ancient times, unmarried pregnancy was punishable by immersion in a pigsty.)
(xxvii)
All day long, there were all kinds of young warriors coming up the mountain to challenge them, and Mei Shujing’s Kai Kung Fu was increasingly improving.
One day, he saw Chen Hangbing teaching Liu Yingxue to practice sword in the back garden, and realized that Chen Hangbing’s Broken Qiong Sword Technique had already reached a certain level, and was not even below his own Embellished Jade Sword Technique.
A word from a long-ago legend leapt into his mind.
—- Double Sword!
When the next young warrior got rid of his evil and made a name for himself, the two men tried it for the first time, and found that, true to form, the time between that young warrior’s entrance into the house and the entry of his valuables was about half as long as it had been before.
However, he saw that there was not a trace of joy on Chen Hangbing’s face, and instead, he was a bit angry.
Until he rushed to take the name – “Dragon and Phoenix Flying Sword” to find Chen Hangbing, she threw out a sentence, “the two of us to fight one or to fight the kind of seldom chivalrous young warrior, only to save half the time you do not feel ashamed of it? “
It finally dawned on him.
(xxviii)
The back of Black Dragon Mountain was a large dense forest.
Foreign objects often grow in dense forests.
He thought, eat to what a strange treasure of internal power wildly rise a pass how to be a warrior.
So he grabbed a hoe and went to the back of the hill.
Liu Ying Sleeve kindly shouted at him from the doorway, “Sagittarius, forget to take the seeds, you can’t grow crops that way.”
(xxix)
I. Snake gall
Snake gall is a treasure, the young warrior can’t do without it, strong internal force, high martial arts, the absolute master snake gall made!
The more exotic looking the snake, the more potent the gall.
Mei Shuyi took the words “strange-looking” to heart. After killing four monkeys, two pheasants, and a tigress, the farmer’s guide couldn’t help but ask him what he wanted.
He said snake gall.
The peasant who was greedy for money and showed him the way immediately vomited blood and fell down.
Upon waking up again, the good farmer coerced him into patiently learning what a snake was with the threat of long labor money. After making sure that he knew all about even the snake’s marriage system, the two were on their way again.
After a short walk, I saw a flower snake.
He performed martial arts, a sword stabbed into the snake’s head to kill the snake, then lifted the snake’s corpse and measured it with his hand one by one to the seven inches of the position of a punch …… farmers then fainted ……
“Young warrior, what are you?”
“I was burning the snake. I didn’t know where the guts were, so I roasted it whole.”
“Living is saying that, but the ones you threw aside ……”
“I… Our chef has said that the animal’s offal is dirty and it’s better not to eat it.”
The farmer …… thus, the two men ate snake inside for three days. The eating got to the point where Comrade Farmer would have a pang of nausea at the sight of a piece of rope. And he acted as if he had seen a natural enemy at the sight of a snake. “
He cursed angrily, “What divine eagle brand ancestral recipe, I shucks!”
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II. The Great Peach
Peaches are really good, tonifying the kidneys and the brain. The peach kernel is round and pointed at both ends, so it’s really convenient to use it as a concealed weapon.
Peaches. Gotta let the monkeys pick them.
He remembered that monkeys were very spiritual in the martial arts world.
So he grabbed a monkey, drew a peach in front of it, and pointed to himself.
The monkey looked confused and scratched his head.
He repeated the above maneuver a few more times. The monkey’s head kept shaking.
In a fit of rage, he plucked the sword out. Monkey looked at the sword and nodded busily.
He points to the painted peach again and to himself.
The monkey looked like he was going to cry out, turned his back, and puckered his red ass …… He went and grabbed another monkey, drew a peach, and pointed to himself.
The monkey thought about it and made a peach gesture.
He was overjoyed that he had finally stumbled upon someone who knew what they were doing.
I saw that monkey picking and picking and picking in the long hair on his waist, and took out a peach kernel, and then he plowed a small pit on the ground, dropped the kernel into it, buried it, and began to pee …… into the pit after hanging the second monkey on the wall to air dry as well. He grabbed the third monkey.
He pointed to the painted peach, and showed the monkey the first two of his air-dried kind, who nodded frantically.
He let go and the monkey ran wildly into the forest.
Two days later, all the kernels planted by the second monkey sprouted. After he was sure he had been let off the hook, he went and got the fourth monkey.
As the saying goes, things don’t come in threes, and the fourth monkey had a real knack for it, getting three or four peaches in no time at all, with a handful of tiny beans as a condiment on the side.
He was so happy that he ate it all in the twinkling of an eye. He was happy to hold that monkey in his arms, sitting under the tree, quietly waiting for a hot current to rise from the dantian flowing to all the limbs and bones the best outer band to break through the Ren Du two veins.
Strangely enough, there was a flow of heat, but it was in the wrong direction, spreading from the stomach downwards and accompanied by a twinge of pain.
“Could it be, is the medicine too strong?” He wondered, and transported his energy to resist it.
The pain was undelayed, all the way down, twisting and turning seven times near the dantian, all the way into the intestines, straight to the end …… “Not good!” He hurriedly ran into the place where the grass was long, pulled down his pants, and burst into a spasm!
He let out a breath and reached into his arms to touch the straw paper, and when he did, he broke out into a cold sweat! There was nothing in his arms!
He raised his head, and as expected, the monkey was on the right of the tree, holding his money bag and grass paper and laughed a joyful forward and backward spit splattered …… after a small half hour, the monkey straightly planted in front of a clueless Mei Shujing – too long to suffocate with laughter.
He told his guide, who was waiting for him at the campsite, what had happened.
So he had to take another half-day study session on the subject – the defense of the croton.
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PS: Water is the source of life, please fill every drop of water well!
After washing up, I leaned on the river watch tower alone. All the sails are not the same, and the slanting sunlight is pulsing and the water is long. The white apple island is a place of broken hearts.
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(xxx)
When Mei Shuyi gave up his plans for the Great Peach, the guide advised him to find some, as everyone recognized, tonic.
Thinking he would definitely say ginseng, the wizard tightened his grip on the radish he had prepared in his coat pocket beforehand, ready to trick the guy into going home.
Mei Shuyi thought sideways and said, “Alright! The next target is, Snow Lotus!”
The wizard blacked out and knew nothing more.
After I woke up, the guide rattled off a list of characters who had become great warriors of their generation without relying on foreign stimuli, from Li Xunhuan to Shen Langwu, from Dugu Qubai to Dongfang Bubai, from Clare to Lyon, from Carlos to Makelele.
He gave up on the plan when Meshuggah felt like his head was almost as big as it used to be seven times over.
(xxxi)
When he went down the mountain, he met Li Gang, a knife that shook the eight directions and swung the qiankun for 100,000 miles, a solo thief.
But he is not afraid, because theoretically such masters with long nicknames and cheesy names are 3.15 hit targets, purely to set off the protagonist’s martial arts.
Hand in hand, he realized that he was wrong, a knife shock eight and 100,000 miles alone to not much power, that gas swings Qiankun but really called his neighbor to appreciate a hand. The other side of the belly of an endless stream of gas attack with a similar dragon swinging tail back kick so that his near attack can not be far attack can not.
In a hurry, the mind is slightly divided, a gas took the opportunity to enter his nostrils, he was shocked, only to feel that since this life is meaningless, only to hate his parents why to give birth to a nose, so that his heart and soul are broken, tears fall like rain.
“Hahahaha ……” Li Gang laughed wildly, “I think that the world famous flower M building was still defeated under my unique qigong, and hermit in the flower farms to comfort themselves. Today let me take your head to remove the smell, so as to exchange some reward money.”
In the past, he had heard that this kind of qigong had been mentioned briefly in a secret book about seven balls with stars in Fusan country, but he had not studied it, so that now his whole body was paralyzed and at the mercy of others with his nose as the center.
He closed his eyes in despair ……
“Stay under the fart!”
A bellowing voice! A masked man holding two odd after weapons appeared, one weapon was an iron plate with more than a hundred squares densely covered with it, the other was a meteor hammer similar but the hammer head end was replaced with a small round block with two buttons.
Li Gang took a closer look and his face turned ashen, “You …… are …… you.”
“I’ll count on you to know what’s good for you, get out of here!”
Lee Steel fell away, and the scent in the air went with him.
“A great favor, I dare to ask the benefactor what his name is.”
When he heard no answer for a long time, he had to bow and go.
The masked man watched him leave and gritted his teeth, “Damn, if I hadn’t racked my brain and couldn’t write who would save you, I wouldn’t have made the trip myself, delaying my posting!”
(xxxii)
Seeing that his face was sullen and in a bad mood, the two wives had the good sense not to ask him what had happened, leaving him to sulk in his room.
The more he thought about it, the more annoyed he felt, and this defeat had wiped out the tiny bit of confidence he had managed to build up.
Li Gang, officially on his enemies list.
He is the young warrior, the young warrior must have enemies. With an enemy, the young warrior’s martial arts can be put to use; with an enemy, there can be a chance for the gentle heroine who persuades the protagonist to let go of his hatred, and with an enemy, there can be a glorious moment when he lets go of his enemy and shows off his warrior’s demeanor!
In the short term, he’s going to beat Li Gang.
He rubbed his nose before realizing that determination without a solution was not enough.
How, can we solve this echoes of the unique qigong?
(xxxiii)
After some hard thinking, Mei Shuying thought of one of the top ten terms of the Jianghu, which was to fight poison with poison.
As the saying goes, “use the enemy’s way to return the favor”, this kind of “poisonous” qigong, you can only have a chance to win if you are more “poisonous” than he is.
White carrots, carrots, sweet potatoes, Shunqi Pills, Ba Dou Tang, Tong Qi San… After such a binge of eating and drinking, he was unanimously listed by the two ladies as refusing to come to the household. At night in their own hit the ground when you can not lie on your back, otherwise the collapse of the bed sheet is a small matter, the body in the effect of the reaction force flying up and down difficult to sleep can be a big matter.
This qigong really has endless consequences, and the historical problem of patching up his pants alone consumes most of his day, while the other half of his time is used for sleeping, eating, and going to the toilet, with the exception of thinking about a very serious question, “Why does my ‘poison’ qigong only have power but no ‘flavor’ power? Why does my ‘Poison’ Sect Qigong only see power but not ‘flavor’ power?”
(xxxiv)
He didn’t wait until he was ready, but Li Gang came to the door instead.
“Surname Mei, you give me to crawl out to suffer death, old me I come out to mix except you have not missed, old me is a perfectionist, do not allow this kind of thing to happen!”
Chen Hangbing walked out from the house, “Is it true that Your Excellency has never missed a shot before?”
“Nonsense! I haven’t robbed anyone but him yet!”
Chen Hangbing: ………… (sweat)
Inside the house, Mei Shuyao was anxious and didn’t know what to do.
Liu Ying Sleeve advised, “Sang Gong, I have told Hanging Ice Sister to tell that big thief that the duel will be held at noon tomorrow at the top of the mountain, so you don’t have to worry about it.”
“You got an idea?”
Liu Ying Sleeve gently nodded.
Author: …… I haven t thought of a way yet you came up with it …… Then look outside the house, Chen Hangbing is trying to persuade Li Gang to come back tomorrow.
“You can come back tomorrow.”
“I refuse.”
“Tomorrow’s windy and sunny and another auspicious day for a duel.”
“I’m a materialist.”
“There will be a reporter from the Martial Arts Journal broadcasting live tomorrow.”
“I’ll be doing an interview with the JLT tonight.”
Chen Hangbing had to come up with a killer move, “Won’t you get to appear in one more episode of the duel tomorrow?”
Li Gang thought about it and said, “That makes sense. Then tomorrow at noon, party A and party B.”
“Party A and Party B?”
“Ah no, out of sight out of mind is correct.”
“…… (sweat).”
(xxxv)
That night, after four buckets of well water were poured over her, Mei Shuo was made to stand on the roof of the house and sing a love song.
The next day, he dragged two tubes of snot up to the top of the hill.
(xxxvi)
Front page headline, March 11, 2002, in the Vulcain Daily News:
By: Yesterday, Jianghu villain rookie Li Gang in a duel with the young warrior Mei Shujing who suffered for fame was hit by a spray of snot off a cliff, the last sentence of the cry is intriguing, now excerpted as follows: “Chen girl, you fooled me, there is no chance of more appearances ah ……! “
Than this Mei sir all the way down wildly unpopular moral index appeared a ray of hope, a few warriors said this is the harbinger of the rebound, please support Mei’s morality of the ancient people pay close attention.
In addition, a spokesman for the tertiary industry giant, Tae Wolf Court, Elder Gao, said they were interested in Mei Shuyi.
For some reason, Mr. Mei has shown great interest in this reporter, as if I owed him money.
Reporter: Stargazer
(XXXVII)
The good man must wander!
All kinds of shortcuts have their contingency (although in other novels it is inevitable), therefore, hard learning and practicing to become a master is the inevitable path. Look at Comrade Guo X. Isn’t it true that under the leadership of several Chinese warrior warriors, he actively reformed and constantly innovated, repeating the historic act of worshipping the master many times over, and effectively utilizing his relatives in the bourgeoisie such as Huang, and in the proletariat such as Hong. (Note: This is why some people claim that Guo X is a descendant of Huang Hong)
When one ventures into the world, one’s father-in-law is very important. Liu Ying Sleeve’s father, having already contributed to the solution of the population expansion, Mei Shuying had to visit Chen Hangbing’s father. Unfortunately, this man was not an unscrupulous devil, and could not be made to show great determination in the matter of righteousness.
Secretly, the Terrace Wolf Pavilion has also begun a sniping operation …………
(xxxviii)
In the room, Mei Shuyi looked nervous, “I can’t beat that bill collector yet, what am I going to do if he comes ……”
Chen Hangbing said calmly, “It doesn’t matter, you’ve seen which boss level character would take the initiative. He will definitely not go anywhere, not eat, not go out on the street, not take a bath and obediently sit on the top floor of the castle or the bottom floor of the underground cave and wait for us.”
“What does this ………… mean ……”
“Ah …… sorry, took it as dialog from ‘Subverting Magical Legends’.”
“………………………………”
(xxxix)
Mei Shujing did not expect that the government’s wanted notice was still in place, and as soon as he went out on the street, a large group of people shouted “silver silver” and pounced on him.
He had to travel in the middle of the night.
He wanted to ask how those warriors managed to travel dozens of miles at night!
First of all, there were no streetlights on the road! Only when we passed a cemetery, a few green lanterns floated out to light the way.
Secondly, the road condition is extremely poor! The road is full of ditches, not to mention the roadside is also full of vegetable fields, the smell of natural fertilizer makes him miss Li Gang’s “poison” door qigong.
Also, there are too many horses crossing the road! I don’t know which young warriors have to take the night road, but also have to ride a horse! In addition, the horse is a night and day animal, running at night from time to time yawn, raise the front hooves, a cover the mouth, and even a person with a horse a fall. Add a lot of obstacles for nothing.
In the end, the security was so bad all the way! He had taken care of seven assassins who wanted to kill him, and no one cared. A few officials even popped up in the bushes from time to time and had to take him, causing him to have nothing else to gain along the way but experience value.
Of course, the stuff on the young warriors and assassin officials who fell unconscious could still be used as coils.
(xl)
He counted the days and had only six months to use to bring down the Tailwolf Court.
Because Liu Ying Sleeve should have given birth by then.
He doesn’t want the baby to be born scared and crawl back in and then vow not to be born if you bully him or her.
He also wondered what their children would grow up to be.
Name? ……………… The female will be called Yin Li, and the male will just be called Void Pig.
He thought happily, not noticing the ironic face of his father-in-law in front of him.
“Oh? Father-in-law, you look terrible?”
“I’ve asked eighty times, you said you came to see me with Ice, but where’s my daughter!!!! ……”
Mei Shuyao rubbed her ears and looked back before remembering something very important.
“By the way, father-in-law, I forgot to tell you, Hanging Ice is missing.”
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“Huh? Father-in-law, why are you foaming so much ……”
(XLI)
When his wife was missing, he naturally had to go and look for her. Looking along the road from which she came, she found Chen Hangbing fainted by the side of the road.
Mei Shuyao asked with concern, “Hanging Ice, what’s wrong with you?”
Chen Hangbing weakly raised her hand, pointed to the hoof prints on her body, and said, “It’s all because you …… told me to wear a …… green dress …… and take the stagecoach road ……”
“Don’t be afraid, I’ll run my energy to heal you!”
He utilized his power to gather in his palms and slowly pushed towards Chen Hangbing …………
“Hey …… Sagittarius ah ……, not put your hands behind your back …… to heal your wounds… …”
“I said why it didn’t work, so it was the wrong method. I see!”
Only to hear a loud bang, Chen Hangbing flew straight out, spitting blood.
He chased after him, “How’s it going? Better?”
“………………”
“Huh? Why don’t you answer? ………… Hanging Ice! Hanging Ice! …………”
(XLII)
“Doctor? My wife, is she all right?”
“The external injuries caused by the horse’s hooves are still a little better, but the internal injuries caused by an unknown person sneaking up behind her are a little troublesome. …… I’ll prescribe a pair of medicine first, take it and try it.”
“When will she wake up?”
The doctor thought for a moment and took out a few pieces of black baba, “Make her eat this and she’ll wake up soon.”
A moment later, Mei Shuying grabbed back the medicine, so she stuffed the black thing into Chen Hangbing’s mouth.
Not long after, beads of sweat oozed from Chen Hangbing’s forehead, his face flushed red, he shook his head a few times, then sat up.
“Hanging Ice? You’re awake?”
“I …… have to go to the …… bathroom …… my stomach hurts …… “
When she came back from the toilet, Chen Yunbing asked him, “What kind of doctor did you find for me?”
Mei Shujing proudly said, “We are in the jianghu, naturally looking for the jianghu Langzhi ………… Huh, how did you pass out again?”
(XLIII)
In the middle of the night, several masked men sneaked into the inn.
Masked man A asked C: “How did you step on the plates in the morning? Which room are they in?”
C replied doubtfully, “I did what you said, but after stepping on a dozen or so plates, I couldn’t tell that the compartment was the right one. As you know, I am not good at fortune-telling, and even if I am, I use a tortoise-shell, and the plates are no good.”
A yells, “I’m telling you to step on the spot!”
“You mean I stepped on it too much?”
“…………………………”
The first assassination attempt was declared a failure.
(xliv)
The next night, the killers came again.
Masked Man B said, “C has already been punished, and A is at home taking the heat off, we can’t miss!”
Ding Ying said, “I’ve stepped on the plate, second from the left.”
“Where’s the ecstasy?”
Ding immediately handed over a packet of white powder, “Just put it down in the tea and pour it in a moment!”
B: ……………………… …
(xlv)
Mei Shujing headed to her father-in-law’s house with the healed Chen Hangbing, muttering, “Who said someone was going to come sneak up on us, isn’t this a piece of shit?”
He unfolded a note in his hand that read, Beware of Midnight Enemy Attack – Saku Warrior Stay.
“Bah! This Saku must have no good intentions!”
By ……………………… ……… (Khan)
(xlvi)
Night, Chen Mansion’s back garden.
Mei Shujing and Chen Hangbing sat under the tree, looking at the sky full of stars, a few cups of light wine in front of them, it was exactly the wine that did not intoxicate everyone.
A good time is a good time, and a young warrior or not will know how to romance a little.
“The stars in the sky are so beautiful.” Typical woman’s dialog.
If it weren’t for the Young Warrior, it would most likely say, “Where’s the beauty in you!”
Unfortunately, Mei Shuyao is a lesser warrior, and a lesser warrior has a lesser warrior’s answer.
“Yeah, it’s just as pretty as the little bean on your face.”
Chen Hangbing touched his face, and although he was a bit unhappy, he was not in a good position to snap.
“You know what? Ever since I was a little girl I wanted a brother.” Another classic.
Mei Shuying quickly picked up, “Then why don’t you let your mom give you a brother?”
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(XLVII)
After spending a few days at his father-in-law’s house, the two men officially began the road to revenge.
The first step is very daunting.
Just looking for an artifact ！！！！！！！
Look at those warriors, even the Iron Palm Gang, they have some kind of golden gloves or something.
Mei Shujing naturally needed good weapons as well. The sword he held in his hand now was still the matching sword of a certain young warrior at the time, and on the sword was engraved with a dragon flying on it, “All rights reserved, imitations will be investigated!”
3.15 was coming up and he didn’t want to have a bad conscience.
Shopkeepers belonged to the amateur intelligence department in the martial arts world, and it was never wrong to ask them about anything.
“Junior, do you know where there are good swords around here?”
The store assistant did not hesitate to take out a sword from the counter, “Five taels of silver, thank you for your patronage.”
Mei Shufeng doubtfully paid the money and unsheathed the sword. Just see that the sword body ice cold, cold light flash, tail spike is good red silk and system, highlighting the hilt of the sword on the golden two big words – good sword!
(xlviii)
Chen Hangbing followed Mei Shouying up a high mountain.
“What are you doing here, my dear man?”
“Wait for the eagle!” “Eagle ……”
“That’s right, a big eagle! A big eagle that can take me to the sword!”
“Didn’t that eagle let a warrior named Yang abduct it?”
“It doesn’t make sense that it’s the only one in the world, does it? Then who gave birth to it?” So the two waited, and waited for days without even a single carving hair.
Chen Hangbing had to convince him to give up, “You know, that kind of big perverted eagle.”
“Why?” “It only likes people with one broken arm.”
Mei Shuyao looked at her arm and descended the hill.
(XLIX)
If you are on good terms with the blacksmith, he will surprise you.
Mei Shuyi started looking for a good blacksmith, as per the Martial Arts Journal.
The two have traveled through so many villages, Mei Shujing still has not found the person he is looking for, the whole day is not happy.
He couldn’t help but ask Chen Hangbing, “Why is it that when I asked the villagers, they all looked at me like I was a monster?” Chen Hangbing returned, “What exactly did you ask?”
“I’m just asking them, ‘Where do the three blacksmiths, Dryad, Moxie, and Ouyezi, live?'”
“………… You give me a knife and I’ll send you to them now ……… …”
(Fifty)
The process of searching for the sword was hard and long, and on this day, Mei Shuying inquired about a precious sword on Longquan Mountain.
The two of them climbed up with gusto, taking half a day to do so.
On the road Mei Shujing has been thinking, why masters love to duel on the top of the mountain, climb up to be exhausted, even the energy of the paddle is gone, but also to play p ah. Could it be that Mount Hua is particularly good at climbing? Previously there are five masters in order to a book copyright issues in the fight there, the last seems to be a family living in Zhongnan Mountain, so climb the mountain climbing used to win.
Thinking about it, I reached the top of the hill.
At the top of the hill, a group of people were gathered around a rock, not knowing what they were doing.
Mei Shuying walked over and saw a signboard – Ancient Sword, the one who pulls it out is its owner (charge two taels for one pull)
Judging by the pile of silver in front of the stall owner, there were quite a few young warriors here.
Mei Shuying threw down two taels of silver and walked up.
“Uh …… ah …… ee …… yah …… hey …… hi …… uh ……”
“This young warrior, please forgive my poor eyesight, I can’t see what you are doing. The sword is over there. You let this tree go, the young one is still counting on it for shade.”
“I ………… I’m warming up first!”
“Drink …… wow …… ha …… scary …… yuck! ……#$! -＊＊＊＊%$$$##@#%@…………”
“Shao Xia, please let me go. How am I supposed to eat with all the guests scared away by you.”
When there was a crunching sound, Mei Shujing only felt a lightness in her hand, and her heart rejoiced, “It’s done!”
Looking at his hand again, not only was he stunned again. What was held in his hand was actually a pancake.
Crowd: “Pancakes ……”
Author, “SORRY, it’s the hilt.”
Looking at the sword, it was actually still stuck in the stone.
The stall owner screamed miserably and fainted.
(Fifty-one)
When they were descending the mountain, they passed through a dense forest. Mei Shujing suddenly heard the sound of swords and knives faintly emanating from the forest.
As a Young Warrior, it is natural that such a thing cannot be missed when passing by.
The two sneaked over ………… Ah ………… no!
It was Chen Hangbing who was dragged over by Mei Shuying.
In the forest, an old man was seriously injured and collapsed under a tree, while a tall and sturdy man was fighting with several men in black.
Mei Shuying pondered, this is not a classic picture!
He dived to the old man’s side and surveyed all of his belongings.
Scabbard – nice, the sword must be good.
Clothes pouch – bulging, most likely with a secret book or something.
Wallets – I’ve never heard of a young warrior being entrusted with a wallet, and wallets usually don’t go away when people die.
The old man saw him and indeed began to deliver his last words.
“Young warrior ………… me ………… “
Unfortunately, the hanyou was right in the middle of a move and flew straight over, right on top of the old man.
The old man let out a miserable cry and sprayed offering blood furiously.
“Master! Master! ………… you ………… I’ll fight you!!!”
The burly man charged the enemy line again and fought his way through.
Mei Shuying said, “Old man, I’m afraid you won’t be able to make it if your disciple makes another trip, so if you have something to say, say it quickly.”
“I ……… am fine …… this kind of novel …… didn’t finish leaving my last words… ……… I’m not going to die ………… finish leaving my last words …… …… I should just go ………… so ……… …I just won’t say ……”
May Shore: “………………”
At this time the big man was beaten again, once again pressed on the old man …… old man: “Not right …… this ……… Doesn’t make sense …………”
Dahan: “Master! Master! Don’t worry! I will avenge you!”
Mei Shuying watched as the big man charged into the enemy line again, picked up the old man’s sword, and got up to walk away.
Did not go out far, heard a pang behind him, the old man’s body flew out of the dense forest, transformed into a shining star in the sky, office on the ground with a miserable cry, “Master! ……！！！！！”
(fifty-two)
That old man’s sword was really extraordinary, above the three-foot green blade were four big words, “Good sword. Real fight.”
Mei Shuying asked Chen Hangbing, “What is a real fight?”
“Really hit – just the best in its class.”
So in the future, when Mei Shuyi signed again, she always added a suffix – “Young warrior. Really hit.”
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You can’t ask for anything more than a good laugh.
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(fifty-three)
The weapons were already there, a formal encounter was imminent, and as they walked down the street, Mei Shuying and Chen Hangbing couldn’t help but raise their guard.
After all, according to the novel’s development, the villain should have sent a whole bunch of minor characters to help the protagonist improve his martial arts at this point.
But by now, Mei Shufeng do not know what characteristics of the people of the Taiwan Wolf Pavilion. Like people hollow ah, cover the crotch ah, hungry did not ah, which is not have their own a line, simply registered trademark general. Often only solo robbers and young warriors, will act in plain clothes.
He began to analyze it, along with Chen Hangbing.
Chen Hangbing suddenly said, “Six months from now Sister Liu Yingfu will give birth.”
“What’s with the sudden outburst?”
“I’m just afraid that the author, like Jin X, is writing and forgetting the previous characters, so I’m reminding.”
“Oh ………… then you can tell me who Liu Ying Sleeve is now, right?”
“…………”
Mei Shuyao carefully crawled out from under the table, rubbed the bag on her head and began to analyze it.
“One of the characteristics of the people of the Tail Wolf Pavilion is that they are overly concerned with the traditional Chinese virtue of thrift and frugality, and rumor has it that they view breaking a penny in half and spending it as an affront to money, and see it as a great waste! The people they send out are not allowed to go to the toilet outside of their sphere of influence, as that would affect the yield of their crops that year.
It follows that their line must be very thrifty, and a thrifty line is bound to have patches, so the more patches there are, the more likely it is that it’s one of theirs. Hanging Ice, am I right? “
Chen Hangbing didn’t chime in and just pointed behind him. He turned around and saw that behind him was filled with people from the Beggar’s Association, each of them pointing at the patches on their bodies with murderous vigor!
(fifty-four)
Today’s time is different, Mei Shuying decided to show the young warrior’s style, after all, in the legend, in addition to the master of the gang, the Beggar’s Association can not even take a few that can be on the camera, has been and the Shaolin Temple and known as the two major supporting role of the martial arts training center. And in addition to the street sweeping monks need to pay attention to, there is no that little supporting role is martial arts.
Beggar’s Association people look at Mei Shujing held the hilt of the sword, they know it is not good, because such a picture appeared, the next set of shots must be the tables and chairs scattered cups and plates in a mess on the ground more than a pile of corpses.
The head beggar smiled coldly, “This young warrior, we have a meeting in the mountains and waters, a gentleman’s revenge is not finished in ten years, let’s wait and see!”
Mei Shuying wondered, “Huh? Isn’t that phrase usually said when all his men are dead?”
Chen Hangbing replied, “That’s because his men have already left.”
(Fifty-five)
He finally realized how horrible ………… the revenge of the beggar s gang is Half a month, he did not have the opportunity to think about any problems, every moment of the twelve hours there is a group of small beggars surrounding him to ask for money. And it is a rotation system of one wave in the morning, midday and evening.
He had no choice but to buy a whole lot of things to go to the rudder of the Beggar’s Association here – the broken temple on the outskirts of the city to apologize for his crime and express
In the future, never confuse the beggars and other sects before things come to an end.
It was then that he was able to properly quiet his mind to the features of the Terrace Wolf Court.
Thinking about it, a man walked past him, an abacus in his hand, and on the plain clothes behind him were embroidered a few big words–Owned by Tai Wolf Pavilion, imitations will be investigated.
(fifty-six)
Finding an inn, the two planned to rest for the night.
As soon as he entered, the store assistant greeted him warmly, “Two of you, are you staying at the store or making a stopover?”
“Stay.”
“Good mile! Do you want a superior room or …………”
“Upper class room.”
“Good mile! Two superior rooms for the master.”
“Why two rooms ……”
“Huh? Guest, aren’t you brother and sister?”
“Who told you we were brother and sister!?”
“But every Young Warrior who enters the inn says that the woman beside him is his sister before slipping into the next room in the middle of the night, causing me to think that all Young Warriors have this hobby.”
“She’s my wife, get a room.”
“Huh!?”
“Why are you so surprised?”
“Don’t the main characters wait until the end to get married?”
Mei Shuying looked at the sky, decisively knocked out the store assistant and walked to the shopkeeper, “An upper room, please!”
(Fifty-seven)
Because the business of Taiwolf Pavilion grew bigger and bigger, the number of people it provoked increased, and its notoriety was on the verge of surpassing that of the originator of the tertiary industry in the Song and Yuan Dynasties, the Gelatin Joint Stock Industrial Company Limited.
Thus, the six major factions, which have always been many idlers, united a group of young warriors who joined the Beggars’ Association because of the Tailwolf Pavilion, and attacked the Tailwolf Pavilion’s main altar – the city of Troy. History called – the first Trojan War.
But for the first time all the people returned to no avail, only because of a sign erected on the only main road – to Troy thus proceeding, the admission fee is ten taels per person.
And they’d all forgotten their money, and it wasn’t like the warrior could flout the rules, especially in front of so many people.
Even if there were a few with money, they were too embarrassed to take it out, and it was common sense that things out of the limelight could only be done by people at the level of the master.
The second Trojan War was launched three days later when the crowd had gathered their silver.
But the sign has been changed – it’s April 1, April Fool’s Day, the staff is on vacation and closed for the day, so have a great day.
The crowd had no choice but to leave while envying the welfare system of the Terrace Wolf Pavilion.
For the third Trojan War, the crowd had a slogan – only success not failure. Everyone took out their bottom-of-the-barrel savings and vowed to attack the headquarters of the Tailwolf Pavilion.
The sign changed today to read ………… The Court Master’s Big Birthday is free all day.
(Fifty-eight)
Surely the protagonist wouldn’t be unaware of something this big.
He inquired to the shopkeeper, “I heard that the six major factions are besieging the Terrace Wolf Pavilion, is that right ……”
“Yes. Didn’t the guest go to the battle?”
“I rushed there recently. I wonder which of the six factions went to do justice?”
“Oh, it’s the first big faction, the second big faction, the third big faction ………… Hey, guest, don’t go ah, I haven’t finished yet, guest?”
(fifty-nine)
The six major schools are: Shaolin, Omei and Wudang, the three permanent schools, and Kongdong, Kunlun and Huashan, the three non-permanent schools. The non-permanent members are adjusted from time to time, with Taishan, Dancang, and Shushan as alternates.
Together, these people are commonly known as the United Faction, and the leader of the faction is usually the legendary martial arts ally.
The Wulin Alliance is held by the strongest martial artist on a democratic and voluntary basis, and the strongest martial artist is elected on a non-democratic and voluntary basis.
Mei Shuying was curious as to why the Beggars’ Association, which could be seen everywhere he went, was not included in this list.
Inquiries to the best-informed person – the store assistant of the national chain Yuelai Inn – resulted in only one sentence –
Politics, a rich man’s game.
“Is the news true?”
“As a store assistant of the inn that is the first of the three major inns, we are very ethical, even if you are a big devil with no evil and I am blisteringly evil, I will still give you real information.”
“Why is that?”
“The system is set, there’s no way around it.”
“And what are the three great inns?”
The shopkeeper was so disdainful that he pointed toward the sign in the back …………
(xx)
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(xxxi)
It was on his way up the mountain to watch the six major factions surround the Tai Wolf Pavilion that he met a special young warrior.
I say he was special because he showed an extremely friendly attitude towards Mei Shuzheng. Therefore, Mei Shujing was not in a position to use his money as a traveling allowance.
“Being in the jianghu wandering, the deeds of the plum young warrior is a long time yearning, can be like you are also good and evil controversial character is always idol level ah. In the past, there was a warrior surnamed Huang who sold medicine and shoes, is not that evil very much? I like that kind of person! Come on! Cheers!”
“Sorry, my wife doesn’t allow me to drink.”
“What? How can a young warrior not eat, drink, whore, gamble, cheat and steal? How can a young warrior not dig his ancestors’ graves at midnight and kick open widows’ doors? If you don’t drink, you won’t understand the joys of life; if you don’t drink, you won’t understand the true meaning of philosophy; if you don’t drink, how can you become a chivalrous man?
The so-called one drunk to solve a thousand sorrows do not get drunk do not stop East of my beauty ah West of the Yellow River to raise a glass to invite the moon to the shadow of three people three people are drinking a drink to drink three pounds of cooking sheep and cattle and for the fun will have to drink three hundred tons of five-flower horses and a thousand gold furs will be called to the child will come out to change the wine wine does not come to me do not go now you understand the benefits of drinking, right? “
“Can you …… make it easier?”
“You’re not doing me any favors if you don’t drink.”
“Give you face? I gave you face I don’t face you received my face you two skin face we make things should be two birds with one stone in order to achieve the optimal combination rather than here about face to pontificate about face the Chinese nation since ancient times in the face ate how much loss lost how many people these are the face of the fault of the face so young people don’t for the face of the pussy I say so much not want to educate you what is to tell you don’t change the gas to say a big pile of me will also be. “
After the words, the two long silent, staring at each other, two crystalline teardrops from the two eyes slipped ………… suddenly, the two tightly embraced each other, in unison: “see each other hate which! “
Mei Shuying gathered her excitement and asked, “How should this young warrior be addressed?”
“My surname is Nan, my name is Erhao, and I am known in the jianghu as One Sword of the Southern Sky.”
“In the midst of the storms of the jianghu, it’s not a wasted life to know Your Excellency.”
“Words are not enough, wine is half a cup, I’ll drink to that first.”
“Good! Then I’ll substitute tea for wine, and from now on we’ll enjoy the blessings and sufferings together.”
Chen Hangbing had been wondering where this person had appeared from. However, he was relieved after hearing his introduction.
Listen to this stupid name, you’re born to be the second male lead.
(xxxii)
When they went up to the mountain, they didn’t see any swords and swords, and there was no imagined rivers of blood, not to mention the usual scene of corpses strewn all over the place.
Strange, could it be that the Terrace Wolf Pavilion didn’t resist? Impossible, one of their major door rules was that they were not allowed to introduce fighting into the gang to avoid unnecessary property damage.
Could it be that the six factions have retreated again? That’s impossible. We didn’t meet anyone on the way back.
Did ………… walk around the corner, scattered clothes appeared on the ground, and a few people from the Terrace Wolf Pavilion were packing up there, confirming Mei Shuying s suspicions.
The horrible four hands.
No wonder we don’t see returnees, in this day and age, running around naked hasn’t caught on, they must have taken a detour around the trail.
Mei Shufeng regretted, really should have come up earlier, to know, this time in the six factions, Omei can be out of a lot of people ah.
(xxxiii)
“How can the four great hands ………… break it?”
As if remembering something, Nan Erhao called out, “That’s right!”
“What’s right?”
“There was once a gang from the underworld that had attacked the main altar of the Tailwolf Pavilion, causing the Pavilion to pay protection fees for ten years, the darkest ten years of the Tailwolf Pavilion.”
“Why did they manage to break it?”
“This ………… person who was watching at the time is nowhere to be found.”
Mei Shuyao opened the Martial Arts Daily and read the introduction of the Four Great Empty Hands in this Essence section.
The Four Empty Hands were created by the first Pavilion Master, Gloria. It is said that once the hands are out, all four are neutralized, and the coat, hat, shoes and pants, all four are empty.
This technique originated from the book of Myriad Hands, adding the essentials of the Bagua Wandering Body Palm, the Golden Silk Grappling Hands, and many other martial arts, to create a self-contained style.
This martial arts on the human body is very difficult to cause physical damage, but can make the person hit by the unprecedented spiritual blow, and the Lin family’s magic sound spectrum, Mei Liu Double Fury in the Liu Ying sleeve, known as the three major tortures in the martial arts. And because the latter two have not appeared for a long time, now become the four big empty hands dominate the martial arts situation.
There has been a challenge to the gang order each person wearing three layers of close to the water to restrain the four empty-handed, the result of that battle is unknown, only to know that Taiwan Wolf Pavilion after that began to get involved in the field of water to sell.
Mei Shuying let out a long sigh, “Forget it, don’t think about it, I’ll know the answer one day.”
“When?”
“When the Author Wants the End.”
(64)
On the way, Chen Hangbing suddenly became unwell.
Mei Shuyao went to ask and got the term he couldn’t figure out: the decanter was coming.
He asked Nan Erhao what a decanter was.
A: It’s supposed to be a water ghost, you heard wrong.
The boss’s wife heard this and came over with a smile, “Your wife is fine, just rest for a few days. Be careful not to let her get cold. Women, every month there are inconvenient times.”
Although Mei Shuyi didn’t understand, she had to be depressed herself.
“What? Legends of those female warriors, where I have heard that the decanter can not walk the rivers and lakes. Inexplicable.”
Nan Erhao advised, “Think about it, the legendary heroine who doesn’t even go to the toilet.”
(sixty-five)
Wang Yue Mountain, Vegetable Woman Altar, the concentration camp of demonic women for which the Jianghu is sputtering.
An old man slowly walked up, actually seeming to not put this sect in his eyes.
Two young girls in gauze skirts and slender skirts stopped in front of him and chided, “Who is it that is coming, report your name!”
The old man said word for word, “Tell…Meng…Suwan…to…come…out…to see…me… …”
“How dare you call out the altar master’s name!”
“Then…call…Wan…Wan…out…out…”
“No nicknames either!”
“So… you… say… call… her… what… is good… “
“Can I ask why you’re pausing for a few seconds after every word?”
The old man smiled gently, as if laughing at her ignorance, “You…didn’t…see…the…writer…write…a…word…a…sentence…that was …word…by…word…by…sentence…to say…?”
“Fuck you! Dare to trick us!” The two young girls were furious and drew their swords.
Just see the old man’s body shape, the two women only feel a flower in front of their eyes, the body was cool, even the belly pocket are nowhere to go.
“The four great hands!?”
“Not bad, count yourselves as discerning.”
The two women looked at each other, their complexion changed, and their gaze took on an infinite delicacy that tantalized the soul.
The old man let out a sneer and drew out a silver ticket from between his sleeves, which was clearly one hundred thousand taels. The old man’s gaze never left the silver ticket again, and the young girl’s torso became useless.
A delicate laugh came from the palace at the top of the hill, “Ge Luangtai, don’t bully the little girls, come up here and talk to me about something, they won’t be able to take customers tomorrow if they catch a cold.”
(xlvi)
“You want me to deal with Mei Shuyao?”
“Good, I don’t want him to live.”
“Why?”
“No reason, it’s God’s will.”
Meng Suwan thought: what providence, is not the author of the arrangement. But the face is still a smile, “Why do you think I will help you?”
Ge Langtai laughed confidently, “Recently, the court is cracking down, so the number of young warriors who come to your place to have fun must be a lot less.”
Meng Suwan’s face darkened instantly.
“As long as this succeeds, I promise, even if your disciples don’t make any money, I’ll provide you with the funds to pick up a kaiju.”
“………………”
“We are all giants in the service industry, don’t be so faceless.”
“Aren’t you pushing me over the edge?”
“How could it be? It’s just a young warrior.”
“It would be just as well if it were an ordinary young warrior, but …………”
“Are you in trouble?”
“He’s the male lead, once a demon girl like us meets a male lead it won’t end well, either we’ll be slapped to death, or we’ll be so mesmerized that we’ll forget who we are.”
Grantaire seemed to be losing his patience, “If you don’t do it, I’ll tell your parents who teach in the countryside about your illegal assembly here against social ethics!”
“………… Well, I’ll take it.”
Rather than face an avalanche of letters and crusades from her parents, she preferred to take the risk, and she was still confident in her beauty anyway.
(xxviii)
Theoretically, there is a necessary prerequisite for the young warrior to fall into the trap of the demoness, and that is that the young warrior is alone in his danger.
But now that Nan and Hao and Chen Hangbing were accompanying them all the way, it was inconvenient to make a move.
After a few days of stalking, Nan and Hao finally realized that he had been a light bulb for a long time, so he got up to say goodbye.
Then again, as long as Chen Hangbing was lured away, things would be half successful.
Meng Suwan sent her men to start designing various traps to force Chen Bing to leave. They didn’t realize that Chen Bing was not to be trifled with.
She first kidnapped the old father of the Chen family, but it turned out to be unfortunate that when Chen Lingbing left the Chen family, he seemed to have some unpleasantness with his old father, and as a result, the person who was sent to threaten him came back with the coffin that Chen Lingbing had used as a means of filial piety, which was engraved with the following words: Marrying a chicken follows the chicken, marrying a dog follows the dog, and if you want to kill your old father, please do it.
She sent another person to go and lure them, but the person she sent was bribed by Chen Hangbing with three buns and never returned.
Under the ineffectiveness of coercion and seduction, she had to use her hand …… “Big brother and sister-in-law, I beg you, not to seduce him once, I can’t live this life ……”.
(sixty-eight)
Meng Suwan was sitting in the hibiscus tent, the light smoky fragrance lingering around her, she was confident that no man could escape this. Although she didn’t quite understand why Chen Hangbing’s eyes always looked at her with a flavor of pity, as if she was doing something foolish.
She opened a pair of full of autumn pupils, road out that can make the world men for the heart intoxicated eyes.
Mei Shuying slowly approached her ………… She was so happy in her heart that she started all kinds of fantasies (80,000 words of fantasy plots are deleted below due to internet safety laws)
When she came back to her senses, Mei Shuyao’s face was already close at hand.
He said softly, “Your eyes …………”
Her heart raced as if it were about to break out of her chest, her ever-conceited beauty proving its power once again.
“There’s a good-sized pile of eye-poop.”
……………………………………
A few days later, the Vegetarian Women’s Altar was announced to be disbanded, and the altar master went home to be with her elderly parents, with the same year she married a local man, and on the day of the wedding, according to the recollections of those who made a scene in the bridal chamber, she was repeatedly asking the question, “Is there any eyewash in my eyes?”
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Exam week is finally over, and it’s finally time to pack up the words in my heart and get back into the world of YA …… chit-chat chit-chat ………… (grimacing, don’t bother)
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(sixty-nine)
In the jianghu, some people call wine, color, wealth and gas of the four organizations, wealth that one that is the Taiwan Wolf Pavilion, in response to the tide of reforms turned into a legitimate business. Vegetarian women altar accounted for the color, due to funding issues coupled with the crackdown, has been struggling, and the day before yesterday completely disbanded. Belonging to the wine of the bamboo leaf workshop, because of the main perpetrator is often drunk, has been gradually forgotten. The most powerful of the remaining Jianghu underworld, only the “gas” of the four killers alliance.
Legend has it that the business accepted by the Four Killers Alliance is to kill all four of the people, gods, Buddhas and devils, and all that fly in the sky except for airplanes, and all that are four-legged except for benches, are in the ranks of its killers.
But we all do not know, four kill alliance because of the financial turnover, has long been in the financial turmoil when the Taiwan Wolf Pavilion acquired ……
(seventy)
Ye Piaozuo, one of the three chief killers of the Four Killers Alliance, has been the second lead in many films directed by Xuefan because of his good looks, but because he is not good at comedy, the throne was snatched by Nan and Hao this time. This person’s idol is a little red in the Central Plains decades ago, so he once thought of giving his nickname as Zhonghao. This person’s idol is a little red in the Central Plains decades ago, so he once thought of giving his nickname as Zhonghao. This person’s idol is a little red in the Central Plains decades ago, so he once thought of giving his nickname as Zhonghao. However, because Zhonghong was too awkward to pronounce, he changed his nickname to Hongzhong (Red).
Zhuang Shaoze, the first protagonist in Xuefan’s Black Street, moonlights as the chief assassin of the Four Killers Alliance, and is always dressed in white robes (white trenchcoat in Black Street), resulting in a lot of suffering for the sake of prickly heat, but can’t show it in order to play it cool. Dressed in white, with a boss-like demeanor, it is understandable that the jungle calls him White Board.
Meng Yan soul, one of the remaining chief killer. For the author temporarily pulled from another set to make up the numbers, laughing at life cynical, love of comedy, love Zero Zero Kung Zero Zero Hi and other four big inside masters, and in order to tie in with the nicknames of the other two, calling themselves Fat Choy. According to Jianghu Daily, Taiwolf Pavilion has plans to acquire the name.
So who will be May Shuffle’s enemy this time? The author is casting lots, please wait …………
(xxxi)
Ye Piaozhe stood on the top of the mountain, the full moon putting on an eerie light behind him as he stared at the sword in his hand, thinking about how to go about accomplishing this mission that he had only gotten after fierce competition.
(Voice-over: Shit! How dare you call it fierce competition when you draw lots?!)
Tonight, Mei Shuying would pass through this stagecoach with Chen Hangbing, and having learned from last time’s lesson, they would definitely ride horses.
The paparazzi from the Jianghu Gossip Weekly had already arrived, and he couldn’t help but smile, his image would surely rise dramatically again.
Being the chief assassin is unspeakably hard, or at least earning a lot less than a lesser assassin because everyone else thinks you’re too expensive.
When he had money, he would definitely buy a pair of boots that fit, or at least had thick soles, so that he wouldn’t have to walk as if he had no shoes on. When he had money, he had to get a new sword, so that people wouldn’t keep thinking that he idolized Jing Ke, causing him to always have to explain that he wasn’t using a dagger before he killed someone. When he had money, he would have to buy a masking cloth. It wasn’t a big deal for him to cover his face with a found cloth, but last time, he picked up someone’s underwear by mistake, which almost made him fail in his mission.
When there is money, you still have to go to find a woman, the jungle has been mixed for nearly ten years or a virgin, it is simply a drama of a romance novel. When there is money, you still have to go to buy a horse, or it will be like today, watching the mission run past from under the eyes without any way ………… to run past …… him He realized that the two horses had already run out a long way.
I had no choice but to perform a lightweight skill.
“Eight Steps to Catch the Cicada!!!”
The body shape of a vertical, catching up a cut, and then vertical …… also vertical …… again vertical …… continue vertical …… then vertical …… then another longitudinal …… and finally another longitudinal ………… the paparazzi rushed on. “May I ask what you think of the chase just now?”
“I miss my mom and dad, plus I’d like to thank my slayer company, and the Journeyman Gossip Weekly for giving me this opportunity.”
“What do you see for your future? Talk about recent movements.”
“For now I just want to focus on this mission to answer the expectations of the fandom.”
“There are rumors that Meng Suwan is your girlfriend, is that true?”
“Being a public figure some rumors are inevitable now, but I don’t care about such small things.”
“May I ask why you missed today?”
“It was a mistake in my estimation, I forgot that there are only eight steps to catch the cicadas.”
(seventy-two)
Mei Shuyi discovered a very serious problem, as a main character, his appearances were not what they used to be, with so little dialogue that he didn’t even have to memorize the script.
Just when he was thinking about this problem, a white dress Zhuang Shaoze appeared, he is also on the mission of the reward of the desire, and even specially took out his own treasured for many years of the sword “fish stomach”, this sword is very famous, but because of the dissecting of the fish chef looked at the wrong, had been misrepresented as the “fish intestine”, in fact, with the heel should also think clearly. “In fact, with the heel should also think clearly, how can the nine curved intestines put the sword?
Mei Shuying looked towards Zhuang Shaoze with a touching gleam in her eyes, “Thank you so much, if it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t even have a single line of dialogue.”
“Then give me your life as a thank you gift!”
Chen Hangbing immediately drew his sword and transported his internal force ………… to throw the sword to Mei Shujing, “Cheer up, I will go to help you after dinner.”
Seeing his opponent draw his sword, Zhuang Shaoze’s hand also rested on the hilt, “As long as my sword is sheathed, you are already dead.”
“Drink!” The masters fight, victory and defeat in the blink of an eye ……
Newsflash: Recently, the famous assassin Zhuang Shaoze sued the Fish Stomach Arms Manufacturing Co. Ltd. on the grounds that the quality of the sword was faulty and it was not rust-proofed to the extent that it could not be pulled out at critical moments. ……
(seventy-three)
When Mei Shuying and Chen Hangbing felt that the danger wouldn’t return for a short time, the third greatest assassin, Meng Yan Soul, had already unknowingly approached their side.
He hid in the shadows and coldly watched the duo sitting at the table eating and drinking. Smiling coldly, he said mentally, “Kid, eat some more, this is your last meal. You will never think that I am right beside you and could kill you at any time.”
At that moment, a dirty hand hit his shoulder, accompanied by an angry roar, “Newbie, I told you to wash the dishes but you’re slacking off here? You don’t want your pay for today, do you?”
“Of course not, I’m on my way.”
Meng Yan Soul walked towards the kitchen and turned back to give Mei Shujing a fierce glare, “When I earn enough to pay for today’s food, you’ll be dead.”
But what he didn’t know was that Ye Piaozhe, had already rushed over. And it was right outside the store.
The main reason he didn’t come in was that he had used his Eight Steps to Catch the Cicada light skill again, and had coincidentally finished his eighth vertical just outside the store again.
And after the store, Zhuang Shaoze is holding another great weapon “Cicada Wings Sword”, the other hand also holds a weapon sings the quality guarantee, “This sword absolutely can pull out, if there is a situation that can not be pulled out to buy a compensation for ten.”
Just as Mei Shuyao finished the bowl of noodles, the three killers appeared at the same time.
(seventy-four)
In the eyes of the average person, there are only a few ways in which a killer can make an appearance.
Handsome. Such an assassin would appear with strong lighting effects, with a strong wind blowing up his snow-white robe, and a clean pair of pants underneath the robe, instead of showing a leg of leg hair. He would walk up to the person he was going to kill brightly, say I’m going to kill you or some such nonsense, and then kill the other person in a moment shorter than the time it took him to just speak. And that kind of person is a male second at worst.
Nam and Ho: Author-sama, you called me?
AUTHOR: Call you NND legs, pack up and pack up and pass away you.
Mediocre looking. Will mingle in the messy crowd, maybe picking his nose, maybe snapping his feet, maybe urinating, in short he’s doing something that won’t make you bet your eyes on him. Then you get closer and he’ll pull a knife out of his pants underwear cuffs behind his ass in his mouth in his nostrils between his teeth and anywhere else you wouldn’t expect him to pull a knife out and stab you in the chest. This kind of person is usually used to set off the protagonist’s martial arts prowess.
Ligon: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like me.
Author: (Who is this guy? Did I write that?)
The looks are too sorry for the audience. The dark of the moon and the night of the murderer is the best background, because this kind of killers are very dedicated, they don’t want to get something for nothing, so they will pick a time when they won’t scare the other side to death. And also will definitely masked, with poison in their teeth, so they do not dare to use their full strength in the fight, for fear that once they bite their teeth, their lives will be lost. As a result, the result of not making full use of their strength is to die faster. This kind of person generally do not need to pay more attention, is even the end of the movie staff list will not have an unsung hero.
Like Ryu Ying Sleeve if not the female lead, it’s most likely a character like this.
Liu Ying Sleeve: You dare to write me like this I’ll scare you to death oh.
AUTHOR: Believe it or not I’ll make you die in childbirth.
(seventy-five)
Now it’s time for our top three killers to come out.
Meng Yan Soul, wearing a greasy apron and holding a plate, stepped into the lobby with a sneer, smiling confidently, not paying attention to the leek leaves staining his teeth. He stood at Mei Shujing s table, his hand gripping the chopper he had stolen from the kitchen …… Mei Shujing turned back, “Xiao Er, on the bowl of noodles.” Casually dropped a piece of broken silver as a tip.
So, with tears in his eyes, Meng Yan Soul went back to the kitchen to ask for noodles, holding the broken silver.
Leaves drifted, and he stepped into the lobby out of breath, sweating profusely. The clothes were hanging in tatters because of the exertion of light power. He struggled to walk to the table and tried to speak, “You …… died today …… died… …”
Before he finished saying the word “fixed” Chen Hangbing had already interrupted him, “Seeing that you are so pitiful, here, this is four taels of silver, don’t ask for food here.”
Before Ye Piao Zuo could be surprised, Meng Yan Soul had already rushed out from the kitchen, “Bastard, four taels! You can’t take it all for yourself!” The two were entangled and rolled out the door. Accompanied by cries of “mine mine mine”.
Zhuang Shaoze, the only one who was still handsome. He walked in wearing snow-white robes, the wind through the hall blowing his robes and revealing a leg of male symbols. He clutched the sword in his hand, and the pledge. He bravely drew his sword, and with a lightness in his hand, the sword did come out, but it didn’t feel right in his hand. When he looked, there was only the hilt!
(viii)
“Hanging Ice, look at this person on the ground vomiting blood seems to be dressed as a killer.”
“Nonsense, wearing a white robe and carrying a broken sword is called an assassin? Don’t insult the profession of killer.”
“But aren’t the words ‘King of Killers’ sewn on his chest?”
“That’s nothing, I’ve even seen the one that sewed gold to his right foot, and it turned out to be a cripple.”
“What’s wrong with cripples, don’t discriminate against the disabled.”
“The moment I say cripple you get on fire, two days ago I said you had a crush on Mei Chao Feng and you were still sophomoric, this time let me find the evidence, right.”
“Even though you’re not as pretty as her, I’m not going to change my mind.”
“What did you say?!”
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(viii)
Jianghu Gossip Weekly News: In the lobby of the Yuelai Inn, the promising young warrior Mei Shujing was seriously injured, and the three major assassins are scrambling to take responsibility for the incident. Jianghu Terrorism is stirring up another storm of bloodshed, and it is hoped that the permanent members of the Jianghu Council will speak out on the matter.
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Statement: gdgzfallen
“He bravely drew his sword, and with a light hand, the sword did come out, but it didn’t feel right in his hand. When he looked, there was only the hilt!”
This is absolutely insulting, since it is called “Cicada Wing Sword”, naturally it is as thin as a cicada wing and as small as a cicada wing, it is not visible to him because of his bad eyes, how can he say “only the hilt”? Also, the previous “fish stomach” incident is also, since the name “fish stomach”, of course, in the stomach of the fish put, in that environment by a little corrosion is very normal, a rust or something should be, and then collection of 10 years 8 years, completely rusted off are possible, just broken, just Explained the quality of the weapons produced by my factory, strong anti-corrosion ability.
–Spokesman for the Arsenal
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I couldn’t help but get an itch after reading it again, so I reposted it:
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The Martial Arts Supporting Actor’s Handbook for Staying Alive
Author: Lee Kame Sticky
The jungle is very big.
The jungle is weird, very weird.
The YA of the jungle is very YA.
As more and more martial arts writers who lack logical thinking emerge and it becomes harder and harder to make a living in the jianghu, this manual of mine is to teach you how to keep a small life in this illogical jianghu.
As we all know, the protagonist will never die, and even if he dies on the surface, he is reincarnated into a more YA otherworldly world. But there is only one protagonist, and the fate of the many supporting characters is more miserable, which is nothing more than becoming the protagonist’s lackey OR the dead dog under the protagonist’s sword OR the bitch on the protagonist’s bed. So recognize their own role is the first task to save life, or your last words before you die may be “Ma Ya, I Ox Tak Kwai original is not the protagonist, I died wrongly ah”.
Identifying your role can start with a doll because it’s not that hard, 50% of people can identify themselves in the first minute of their newborn life.
You first came to the outside of your mom’s stomach, and when you opened your eyes, in front of you was …… actually a wrinkled old lady!!!! What’s going on here, don’t panic, this is just the midwife, over there with a ghostly expression is your dad, pay attention, your dad’s first sentence and the first action is to judge whether you are the initial standard of the supporting role.
Case1, your dad sat on his butt, breathed a big sigh of relief, muttered: “My X family has a descendant,” and then wowed and cried. He looks like a rich man of the earth, and you will be the supporting role.
Case2, your dad did not say anything, a pick you up, eyes up and down tour, and finally fell on the ….
You’re shocked again, not only did dad BL, he swiped the screen. He finally said, “Damn, people say I have a son with no asshole, but I have a son with one”, and then started to swipe the screen again. You see what’s going on here, you turn your head and go back, slow!
If you’re out there, why go back? I have my own way of letting you live out your life in peace.
Case3, your father reached out with both hands, said “quickly let me hold the emperor’s son”, you heard, how to get up such a strange name? And then look at the mom kneeling around a group of people, finished, born in the palace, the protagonist also have no hope, but better than the last two, you will enjoy another life.
Well, now the identity of the undetermined are born in the ordinary people’s family, the next step, we carry out is to look at the name, like the above mentioned Niu Degui Niu Warrior, can be completely in this step to determine their own identity of the supporting role without dying so wrongly.
The name of the protagonist is mostly a bit of a statement, such as from what poetry so and so, Zhou Yi so and so sentence, of course, popular fiction is not, so Zhang Wudu, Liu Bitter Brigade, Xu three speakers is absolutely supporting role, followed by the supporting role of the name of the general giant vulgarity, the gold Ding and Zhang Da Niu such a name must not become the protagonist, and finally there are a few surnames basically accounted for half of the supporting role of the rivers and mountains, Peng, Tang, Niu, Lu, gold, the name of these The supporting role did not run ah.
Then, the most important step, is …… your parents died without …… first do not be angry, I am not cursing them, you think carefully to see the protagonist that the parents are alive, I might as well tip, that Linghu X, Zhang XX and Yang X. So ah, the protagonist also There is nothing good.
Come here, it is estimated that 80% of the brothers are sure of their own sad supporting role identity, the remaining 20%, sorry, you go well, with your qualifications are not the protagonist is also a villain ah, you can refer to the “martial arts people success guide”.
Well, now you have been unable to resist the ambition to break into the world, in spite of the old parents, ready to go on the road, but … slow, as a well-prepared supporting role, the equipment must be well chosen, first of all, choose weapons.
Hear the weapon, martial arts in the mind of the first to come to mind is the sword, the sword is a symbol of justice, majestic and do not miss the killing, the history of the hero and the sword of the legend of countless, but you can not choose the sword, must not, because the protagonist is generally practiced most of the sword, you also make the sword, he also makes the sword, the face, the heart of the fight for the win, even if your sword is only used to decorate plus coaxing the little girl, those a sinewy The protagonist will surely look for you to have a sparring match.
What, you’re still jumping at the chance, have you forgotten the first law of martial arts: the protagonist doesn’t die? That’s it, don’t be a fool. So you’re disheartened and ready to be an exemplary supporting character, torn between the nine-ringed machete and the eight-pronged purple and gold hammer… slow!!!! This kind of weapon, although it will not attract the main character than the martial arts, but one day he chivalrous energy up, saw you wandering in the street, the hand also just coincidentally placed on people’s buttocks …… ah, of course, you do not mean, you do not say that I also know that I often accidentally put it on.
Back to the main story, the protagonist saw you molesting women in the street, ah, hands still holding a purple gold hammer, more sure you rogue identity of the mountain bandits, so a sword stabbed to “lecherous thieves, look at the sword” (how to look familiar ……).
Well, you don’t have to pick any more, I’ll recommend one for you, and that’s …… the short stick ！！！！！ Hey, why are you looking into your pants? Well, it’s really short enough. Don’t look at me with a face of distrust, I’m serious, the short stick for our supporting characters can be said to be a match made in heaven, the supporting characters are generally low martial arts, with too complex weapons but in the way, the short stick is simple and easy to learn, the angle of attack changes, the use of bizarre and changeable, and often can come to a surprising blow.
Ah, you want to take a short stick to find the protagonist PK, shit, you have no brain, the short stick is used to send off the mountain thieves and bandits to save their lives, once the protagonist stares at you, you grab the short stick, high above your head, legs slightly divided, eyes slightly squinting, Qi Yun Dantian, and then …… stick the short stick to the back of the neck collar to make a hard scratch.
Remember, the action must be fast, or the protagonist saw you raise the short stick, without saying self-defense to cut you, it’s not worth it, once you start to scratch with a short stick, and then the thick-skinned protagonist has to stop the foot, thin-skinned directly turn around a little bit and go, stubborn may stand in front of you and so on.
At this time, you can not spend down with him, he waited for labor, even if you scratch through the back he will not go, you had to come up with a trick, the first in the face to make a sharp itchy expression, and then multiply his distraction, hand holding a short stick as fast as the wind, as fierce as the thunder, a drum, a short stick inserted into the crotch of the pants scratching a few times, and at this time, if he does not go, you will be at the mercy of God, right.
As a side note, the best place to learn how to play short stick is inside a high school, where there are not only convenient materials (chair legs, mop poles), but also many masters, and plenty of opportunities for actual combat.
Of course that doesn’t exclude the fact that there are some supporting characters of a noble nature who don’t care to use something as vile as a short stick, so my opinion is, don’t use weapons, yes, that means you might as well practise some fisticuffs.
High temperament means that there will be no conflict with the protagonist, most will be arranged to meet with the protagonist and then become the protagonist’s henchmen, if you hold a weapon in your hand, it will appear to have some character, character means unruly and unruly, any person would like to henchmen obediently, so you are sitting in the tavern where the protagonist often go with two hands and eat peanut rice.
But be careful, you must wear old clothes, too new clothes will make people feel difficult to tame, and you can look lazy, but you must have a little sparkle in your eyes from time to time, otherwise the protagonist will really think that you are a laid-off worker who can not be re-employed. Ah, you’re not at that level, you don’t have a glint in your eye, so just drink one glass at a time and lure the main character over to you before he or she gets poisoned.
No blade there is a benefit, once the protagonist to recruit you to the banner, a look at you do not know how to use weapons generally will not send you as a vanguard, the death squad and so on, eighty percent to give you a dog-headed military officer to do it, and finally by the dog cooking the chances of a lot of small, seemingly harmless well.
Well, the harmless supporting characters are arranged, now back to the harmful ones, what does it take to be able to walk the rivers and lakes safely…it’s forbearance, it’s martial arts, it’s family lineage …… None of that is right, it’s don’t touch anything related to the protagonist, and think about it, any of the supporting characters who have touched the protagonist’s stuff have died a horrible death.
I’ll hint again, Yin XX, Lin XX, Wu XX father and son and Song XX. what? If you can sleep with the protagonist’s wife one night to die are willing to, alas, infatuation as such, sigh sigh, next time to write a special martial arts thieves life preservation manual to you.SO, we have to do, see the protagonist’s woman on the run, see the protagonist’s parents on the worship, that is, see the protagonist dropped the nickel to hand over to the police uncle in the hands of the side.
When robbing or picking flowers, you must check the target’s ancestry, and if there is any connection with the main character, you will let go immediately and move on to the next one, which is a bit tiring, but absolutely safe.
But also remember to be accurate, what the martial arts conference, the group meeting, the third plenary session of the sixteenth, the marriage ring, these easy out of the danger of the place, if the protagonist is also in, must not go, the protagonist of the next door is the God of Death, this sentence is true, the protagonist of the HP is infinite, but also often due to the misfortune of the blessing of the supporting characters, but we want to be a life to get through the ah.
As a supporting role, we are not like the protagonist can turn out silver, we have to work to earn money, but there are two kinds of work must not go to do, the dart master and the mountain bandits, according to the statistics of the Chinese Dental Association of the two professions in the martial arts in the probability of accidents is 120%, but you may wish to give you a small tip, as a dart master, every time the head of the bodyguard said, “Brothers, there are still XX miles to the, this way! Finally, there is no matter”, you do not hesitate, hurry to leave, because the dart head’s mouth is often more crow than Bailey.
If you are a mountain bandit, you will learn a lot, and you can’t do such a bad thing as guarding the fortress, and the protagonist will kill people in the fortress at an undifferentiated level, so you won’t be able to beg for forgiveness. And if the cut path accidentally cut to the master (judgment method, see you popped out he did not run), do not beg for forgiveness, playing dumb ！！！！！
Pretend not to know how many pounds of dry rice he can eat, short stick stick method will be put up first, the protagonist of the wild mountains do not have to care about the face, the expression must be demented plus innocence, and to read the four earthy words of the words, the protagonist looked at the mother of the stupid with Li Yong like, forget it, maybe also give you a few two silver. But pay attention to that degree, in case the stupid over, into Bifujian, the protagonist disgusted, or kill you.
Is the supporting role can only be so live and let live… No, the supporting role also has a very suitable job, such as singing, singing, when you see those playboys, hooligans and ruffians must be to the front to get together, and to sing the song of the Zhou XX and the knife X, in short, they provoke them to come to beat you, you do not have to be afraid, according to the Chinese Dental Health Association statistics singing when the bullying of the protagonist to see the probability of bravery is also 120%, and generally the protagonist will give you a few tens of silver if you then shout a you are so gentle! 120%, and generally the protagonist will give you a few dozen taels of silver after chasing away the landlubbers, if you then shouted, YOU ARE SO GENTLE!!!! It is estimated that 100 taels are also given.
Time flies, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, the white horse passes through three representatives, 20 years have passed, you earn a lot of money by selling songs, and has never been in trouble with the main character, the days have been very peaceful, and, also married a wife, gave birth to a son.
You thought to yourself, “Damn, it’s not bad to be a supporting role, the only task now is to train your son well, so that he can be a leading role, so you named him Gongyang Boqi, and provided him with a good education, and saw him grow up day by day, the more you look at the more like the main character, and I think you finally reached the end of the day, but you always feel that there is something missing, and turned to the front to see, “Oh my God, the main characters have to have both parents dead? You’ve got to be or not to be, you’re in deep thought again.
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I’ll do the same.
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“How to Kill a Main Character
As we all know, there is an unbreakable law in martial arts novels – the law of protagonist immortality. If the protagonist in a martial arts novel dies, there are only two reasons: 1 he is not the real protagonist, just a pseudo-protagonist (e.g. Zhang Cuishan) 2 he is not the only protagonist (e.g. Xiaofeng).
But now, as the villain in a multi-million dollar martial arts movie based on a famous martial arts author’s masterpiece, your mission is to kill the protagonist, the one and only true protagonist, the handsome and handsome, the elegant and graceful male protagonist.
Obviously, it’s an impossible task, and you know in your heart that the director is giving you a hard time because you’re picking up his favorite actress.
As a veteran martial artist, you certainly haven’t failed to hear of the Law of Immortality for Protagonists, and know that it has never failed to work in recorded history. So, forget it, right? Admit defeat? Be a good boy and wait for the protagonist to kill you, right?
No way! Who are you? You’re Zhou Botong, the little slut loved by sluts, the idol of hundreds of millions of sluts, how can you admit defeat so easily? Cheer up, you must know that kinky is better than heaven!
Go ahead and kill Bill (let’s call the main character Bill)!
First, you take advantage of the fact that he is still in the rookie stage of his divine kung fu, and preemptively strike him in the chest with a rigid, uncast iron palm, causing him to spurt blood and fall to the ground. You are about to go up and stomp on him again, according to the traditional plot, this time will suddenly the sky descends and a mysterious person appears to save the kid. However, your palm cracked the stone, even if a cow were killed on the spot, even if he was sent to the first-class hospital to live in a high-strength ward by the chief surgeon, I’m afraid that there is no way back to life, right?
But you have to realize that he is the protagonist! He must have been poured with something like Da Hao Dan Xiao Hao Dan, and then an expert will input a thick real energy into his body, or he originally practiced Tian Silkworm Divine Power or Turtle Breath Technique, which is a kind of Divine Power, in any case, he can’t die, and also because of the misfortune, his martial arts skills have soared, and he can already compete with you. (Note that Senzu will not appear in this movie, because this is martial arts, not Dragon Ball)
After recovering from his injuries, of course, he wanted to find you revenge, at this time he is not so good to deal with, you fought hard for three days and three nights, before taking advantage of his jump accidentally jumped too high to reveal the open door, with a move outside the sky, stabbing the sword deep into his belly, and then he fell straight down, the eye is hopeless, you laughed loudly three times and left long.
But, but what you don’t expect is that he’s not dead.
“The abdomen is not a vital part of a person’s body, and most people who have been stabbed in the abdomen can still live. People who think the abdomen is a vital point are merely under an illusion.” (The Peacock Plume)
You regretted it so much that you beat your chest for not listening carefully in the human physiology class when you were in school. So in the next duel, you took half a day’s aim, aimed at the location of his heart a sword through, in order to feel the exact location of the heart, you are specially to go to a training course to make up for the lessons, you are sure that this time has been foolproof.
But, but …… he is surprisingly still not dead!
“When I woke up that day, I had been lying in bed for three days and four nights. Dr. Guan said that it was fortunate that my heart was biased, and that the assassin’s stab only wounded my lungs, not my heart. He said that there is not even one in a hundred thousand people who have a biased heart like mine.” (The Book of the Deer and the Tripod)
Yellow eyebrow monk pointed to his right chest, said: “all of you please see.” Only to see that the skin and flesh can not stop undulating and beating, the people only then understand, the original he was born with a different phase, the heart is on the right side and not on the left side, when the escape from death, all because of this.
(The Eight Books of the Heavenly Dragon) Undoubtedly, this opponent of yours is another one of those “born with a different appearance”, one in a million.
Ming can not come to the Yin, you in his diet under the Sudan red plus dioxin plus PPA plus black rice plus bright milk refined, is a home trip to kill essential poison, but in accordance with the usual practice, he will occasionally pick some small flowers and grasses by the side of the road, or in the pond to catch some white fish, to eat it to find that it is just the right medicine, and so the medicine to the disease, the waist does not ache, leg pains, walking also Powerful, appetite times great, eat well fragrant …… (see “The Divine Eagles”)
You’re mad as hell and go into a rage, vowing to destroy him. You knock him off a cliff, it’s no use. Halfway up the mountainside will surely be born for no reason one or two old trees growing horizontally, or that below is a deep pool, or he simply do not use anything, just the back of the left foot pointing the back of the right foot, the back of the right foot pointing the back of the left foot, the back of the left foot and then the back of the right foot pointing the back of the right foot …… all the time pointing out of the troposphere, pointing to the outer sky, the white sun rises, looking for Yang Liwei to chat to go.
You will trap him in a cave or underground secret room, put down all the organs, and then use explosives to blow up the only way of life, but also useless. The secret room must have another way out, or he practiced Qiankun Da Nuo Yi or some other worldly power in it, and made a path out of it. “There is no road here, because I am the main character, there is a road.” (See “The Dragon Slayer’s Tale”)
You threw him out to sea again and only gave him a small boat with no food and no water, still useless. The old Chinese doctor was able to go forty-nine days without food, the protagonist must be a bit more powerful than the old Chinese doctor, and it was nothing to go forty-nine days without water. Even if he really can’t go on, there will naturally be a big boat to save him, there is no need to doubt this. (See The Legend of Chu Liu Xiang for more details)
You’ve exhausted your moves and he still won’t die. You have no choice but to use the forbidden style that no one in the martial arts world has ever dared to inflict on a protagonist – beheading! (The reason why no one dares to use it is because it’s too unreasonable to say that he won’t die after chopping off his head ……) This time, let’s see how he still won’t die! But he actually just really do not die! Huh …… cut off the head and still do not die?
“Is there any law? Is there any law?” You turn your head and say, “Hey, director, even if he’s the main character, you can’t go this far, right? What’s wrong with scientific common sense? This will mislead the underage audience!”
The director said, “Who says you have to die if you cut off your head, haven’t you heard of head-swapping in Old Master Gu Long’s The Sound of Knives on the Border?”
Shit, a novel so off the beaten path can be used as an assigned reference? Strike that, start from the beginning.
For the last time, after you subdue the protagonist, you chop off his head, then dismember him, and then you skin and bone him. …… (I’m omitting 300 words because the following is too gory and violent.)
You can’t play now, can you? There are no more words, right? You were just thinking that the job was done when a voice came from the air, “The Archmage has recruited back my Yuan Shen, I will be resurrected in the interdimensional space, I, Hu Han San, will be back soon!”
Shit! You’re outraged: “What the hell is this? Is this the way to make a martial arts movie? Do you still want to be in the business?”
The director hemmed and hawed, “According to our latest survey, martial arts is not very popular anymore, so we added the element of metaphysics in the movie, which is also a way to keep up with the times!” You pass out from anger on the spot.
I do not know how long, you finally woke up leisurely, only to see the protagonist intact stood in front of you, is still that handsome and dashing jade tree windy and elegant style, he smiled triumphantly, he smiled triumphantly …… Is it really the sky to destroy me?
“No!” You yelled, staring at the protagonist who was closing in on you to kill you to rid the martial arts world of evil, you suddenly had a bright idea and exclaimed, “Kiddo, you’ve read the posting at Lamb, and as a result, you haven’t replied to the posting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Ah!” The protagonist screamed miserably, vomited three liters of blood, and died on the spot at the age of 23. The list of the funeral committee is as follows …… (3,000 words omitted here)
“Alas!” The director couldn’t help but sigh as well, “There’s nothing the gods can do when you meet an asshole who reads posts and doesn’t reply!”
(78)
Is the jianghu will naturally have a famous doctor, the early years of the world’s famous flat one finger has died, but there is a named vertical one finger of the famous doctor is now alive, since he dared to put his own nickname and the famous doctor is so similar, there must be his superiority.
Also, Chen Hangbing didn’t know of any other doctors in the neighborhood. Carrying Mei Shujing on her back, she also kept complaining.
“Really, that young warrior is as useless as you? I only stabbed you jokingly. And you’re like this.”
“Aren’t I …… busy eating noodles?”
“It’s just being eating noodles that I’m talking about you, look at others who can hold their swords sharply with their chopsticks, your chopsticks just know how to hold noodles.”
“That …… is that your martial arts …… are too good for me …… to avoid.”
“Really, let those three inexplicable killers pick up the slack for nothing.”
Mei Shujing how also embarrassed to say, at that time he thought Chen Hangbing was looking at his face is too long with the sword to help him cut to come ……
(79)
Famous doctors often live in places that are extremely difficult to search, which is actually a requirement for becoming a famous doctor. At least, the sick people died before they could find a famous doctor. So a famous doctor can just concentrate on those difficult cases, no one will go to a famous doctor for a cold or a cough.
Excerpts from The Handbook of the Green Pig of Hu
Ordinary sword and knife injuries can be diagnosed by general practitioners, and since it is difficult to create a famous doctor in surgery, those who want to become a famous doctor should give priority to internal medicine. In addition, “Autobiography of the Black Phoenix” and “Secret History of the Seven Poisons Sect” are compulsory courses, and Chapter 8 of “Examination of the Deeds of Wei-Shou-Bou” on the issue of neutralization of the medicine on the baklava also needs to be read.
Excerpts from The New Flatbird Biography
Nowadays, all the famous doctors in the jianghu have undoubtedly read the above two great works and related books.
The current top-ranked famous doctor, “Queen of Hell” Ouyang Buxin, lives in seclusion in an oasis in the middle of the Taklamakan, carrying forward the tradition that famous doctors are hard to find to the extreme.
Zhuge Xiaodi, the second-ranked “Mother-in-Law of the King of Hell,” lives on the summit of Tianshan Mountain, and has to settle for second place because occasionally dueling warriors will find him.
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While the vertical one finger is a famous doctor of the newborn school in the Jianghu, under the stance that Chen Hangbing insisted on finding a famous doctor to cure the disease, the two of them found the vertical one finger.
When the two men entered, a stretcher covered with a white cloth was being carried out by two strong men.
Vertical a finger sitting behind the sandalwood table, imposing, valiant, a famous doctor look. Cut don’t say it’s wrong to judge people by their appearance, to let a person who walks to your face can be disgusted to your wild vomiting more than one person to see a doctor, I’m afraid to look good but also have to end up with a lifelong gastroenteritis.
“Close your right eye.”
May Shuffle did as she was told.
“Plug the left ear.”
May Shuffle did as she was told.
“Open your right mouth.”
May Shuffle: “…………”
(80)
“En …… I just used the look in the look and smell. According to my many years of experience in practicing medicine, what you suffered is most likely a stab wound.”
“It …… is …… the …… sword ……,” retorted Mei Shuying breathlessly.
“So much nonsense, if I say it’s a stab wound it’s a stab wound, you’re a doctor and I’m a doctor?”
“………… You’re a Doctor ……”
“That’s right, here’s what I’m going to smell, this is step two. Give me your hand.”
May Shuffle did as she was told.
Vertical One grabbed his hand and started sniffing with his nose.
“En…… you ate a doughnut this morning. No wonder the knife wound is so bad.”
Mei Shuying spoke again, “But I …… eat …… noodles …… which.”
“Where’s all this nonsense, if I say it’s a doughnut it’s a doughnut, you’re a doctor and I’m a doctor?”
“………… you are ……”
“That’s right, down to the question. Has anything happened to you lately? Like where are you uncomfortable?”
“…… where my stomach …… was cut …… hurts …… “
“En …… I can tell that you have a problem with your stomach and it has flared up because of this cut. Cutting this step is too troublesome, so let’s save it. I’ll give you a prescription for stopping diarrhea, and keep the medicine to cure you.”
“Didn’t you …… say it was a …… knife wound?”
“The knife wound is fine, it’s just that you have a stomach problem, am I right, are you the doctor or am I the doctor?”
“………… you ……”
(81)
Armed with anti-diarrhea pills, the two men hid at the back of the room and eavesdropped. The following conversation was heard.
“What’s wrong with you?”
“I have a slight fever.”
“It must have been caused by a knife wound.”
“But I didn’t get hit?”
“Where’s all this nonsense. I’m a doctor and you’re a doctor?”
“You.”
“That’s right then, that cut affected your bowel function, here’s a prescription to stop diarrhea, keep the medicine.”
…………
Mei Shuyao finally understood the origin of his nickname.
Everyone he has treated gives the longest finger without fail ……
(eighty-two)
Since the so-called divine doctor’s treatment wasn’t as good as licking the wound twice yourself, recuperating from the injury was brought up on Mei Shuying and Chen Hangbing’s motion.
The first choice for recuperation is a secret room, that is, the kind of small dark room that is airtight except for the vents, and it is completely possible to recuperate when there is no physical strength and XXXX when there is physical strength without being discovered.
So in addition to playing the murder scene in detective dramas, the recuperation sites in martial arts dramas tend to be more appealing to the eye.
Imagine a lonely man and a widowed woman in a room together, Lang have love sister intention dry fire, how can not become the dream of how many chivalrous people?
The most famous secret room when counting Niujiacun Qu’s secret room, “Jianghu Daily” has used a long chronicle of the form of biographical novels on its wide range of publicity, once used the young warrior (has been turned) Guo X and Huang X also wrote an article on the high evaluation, from feng shui and secrecy of the several angles of the room to carry out a full range of analyses, and ultimately in the doorway of the room to hang up a signboard of the world’s first secret room in order to show their encouragement.
But just as a frog becomes a prince when it becomes famous, an escape room becomes too famous and ceases to be an escape room and becomes an attraction.
It was also because of this that when Mei Shujing and Chen Hangbing arrived at Niu Jia Village, what they saw was an endless line of couples and the golden signboard of Qu’s Clock Hotel.
(83)
The second choice for recuperation is a dense forest, preferably one that is untouched and free of wolves, tigers and leopards, and then a bird’s nest in a certain tree, where the young warrior can recuperate from his injuries without having to worry about enemies seeking revenge.
However, this location is usually applied to the aphrodisiac hero and heroine to detoxify, do not have to worry about prying eyes to take pictures and a series of problems, and the following to say that the cave is called the hotel poison. So when Mei Shujing and Chen Hangbing watched a number of “eighteen into” passionate performance, resulting in Mei Shujing’s head blood supply injury aggravated, the two had to go to the cave.
In fact, theoretically speaking, out of the secret room, through the dense forest, as long as there is a mountain behind the forest, there are often caves on it to recuperate from injuries, which makes an indelible contribution to reducing the natural mortality rate of the Jianghu population.
As they walked, they came to a fork in the road, signposted: “Halfway up the mountain” and “At the foot of the mountain”.
Mei Shuying thought about her physical condition and decided to choose the foot of the mountain. Behind it was a three-way fork in the road, signposted: “Natural Entry”, “Failure to Fall In” and “Diving In and Out”.
Two people elected to enter naturally.
At the next fork in the road, the two men saw signs that read: “Secret Books,” “Worldly Men,” and “Exotic Fruits.”
Mei Shuyao thought it was for healing, so she chose the World Wide Man.
Walking down the path, it wasn’t long before a hut and a sign at the door appeared “Fee office: admission is twenty taels of silver for one person, and half-price for children under five feet.”
Fortunately, young warriors don’t care about money, their pockets are richer than Doraemon’s treasure bag, Mei Shuyao smoothly paid forty taels of admission money and got a map of the cave search.
“Hanging Ice, what does this map look like?”
“Open the item bar to use it or use the shortcut F9.”
“…………………………”
Relying on the map, the two of them found the cave, and when they walked into the cave, a big man with a height of more than nine feet walked over, shook Mei Shujing’s hand and said, “Hello, my surname is Shi, my name is Shiwai, please take care of me.”
“…………”
(84)
Fortunately, Shiwai was not a famous doctor, so he knew how to treat sword wounds.
“First you take out the belt on the side of your waist, that’s it, and then you put your hand in it and feel around, and do you find a little porcelain vase?”
Meshu replied affectingly brightly, “Yes!”
“Okay, here’s what you’re going to do on my say-so, take the cork out of the bottle, yes, the one with the red cap, and carefully pour out the powder inside, don’t sneeze and blow it away oooh.”
“Okay.”
“Then next, we’re going to mix the powder and water together and blend it, in a ratio of about one to three, and blend it evenly so it doesn’t stick to the pan.”
“And then what?”
“Okay, now we can pour the stuff out of the pot, doesn’t it smell good? Come on let’s smell it, hmmm, it sure smells good, here we can apply this to the wound. So this is the end of today’s lecture on the use of gold wounds, thank you for watching, we’ll see you next time.”
Mei Shuying turned to Chen Yunbing: This teacher is so amazing, how did it know that I had gold wound medicine in my bag? I didn’t even know.
Chen Hangbing: …………
(85)
Golden Wound Medicine is a marvelous medicine that can cure most traumatic injuries, which is the reason why Yunnan Baiyao rarely appears in the martial arts world. Of course another theory is that Yunnan is not convenient enough for transportation.
Once he was healed, Mei Shuyao considered asking if Shiwai had any extra internal energy or martial arts that he had to pass on to others or something like that. But before he could open his mouth, he felt the sky crumble as if it was a feeling like a big earthquake, and then the roof of the cave collapsed.
Mei Shuying was shocked, “Isn’t this something only treasure hunters would encounter? Did the author write serially?”
Stone outside shouted, “Run away, long ago to the above reflect can not dig so many caves, they just do not listen, now the hole collapsed on today’s law to see how they end.”
(86)
“…… Why is it so dark …… and I don’t see anyone holding a light?” Mei Shuying rubbed the bag on his head comparable to a Buddhist leader, analyzing the darkness in front of him with his young warrior’s unique ability to understand.
“We were buried alive.” Chen Hangbing’s faint voice rang out from the darkness, “It’s the kind of scene that only appears often in adventure novels.”
“Doesn’t frequenting that save the day. Isn’t it as inevitable that frequent crises don’t kill people as it is that frequent monsters definitely don’t eat protagonists? So we won’t die.”
“Do you have any tools? One that can dig up rocks.” Chen Hangbing gave up on communicating with her untalented husband and decided to fend for herself so that her chances of surviving would be a bit better.
“Nothing’s going to happen, don’t we still have this high ranking person called Shiwai? Shi Wai? Teacher Shi? Swordsman Shi?” Mei Shuyao shouted hopefully, at the very least, Shi Wai was so tall that if this narrow space collapsed again, someone would be able to take the top.
“Here.” Chen Hangbing listened to his voice and threw over an object.
“What’s this?” Mei Shuyao cradled the wet sliver of something soft in her arms.
“You want the stone outside. It’s just a pity that I only have this part of my left foot with me. Being smashed by a stone can be smashed into a piece, this stone outside is not considered a high person but also a strange person.” Chen Hangbing said regretfully, “If you don’t mind the trouble, just look around, get the parts together, and put the Shiwai Warrior together.”
This time Mei Shuyao no longer replied, but instead, the sound of clanking digging came from his position. Chen Yun Bing was greatly pleased that he had democratically and consciously chosen the right way to act without guidance, after all, not many Young Warriors had this kind of ability. In order to help him dig a passageway, Chen Yun Bing took out one of the essential treasures of a Young Warrior, a fire cracker, in order to help him out.
Don’t underestimate this tube, it can light a fire. Although so far no young warrior can solve why not take it out to shake two times he will not fire to give it a beating it will not fire the ancient mystery, so that it and pour out the money will always be enough to compensate for the hotel’s loss of the magical bag of money and listed as the young warrior double strange. As for why it’s called the Young Warrior Twin Wonders, it’s simple, because the Warrior never pays for the hotel’s stuff when he breaks it.
Because Chen Hangbing is an only daughter at home, Jianghu experience is only a little bit higher than the young warrior, but also a woman, plus she still need to Wu Ji Bai Feng Pill to do all kinds of women’s problems, so …… simply put, she will not use the fire folders.
After a slap fan with a sword cut with a stone with a portrait of Liu Ying sleeve wrapped with a foot kicked loudly scolded with the buttocks sitting on the ground grinding placed in a cut of wood drilling with teeth to the head of Mei Shujing and other kinds of torture, finally in her desperation to throw this plaything out, that fire folders finally …… broke.
At this time, Mei Shuying put down the nail repairing knife in her hand and walked over to Chen Hangbing’s side from beside the deep pit she had dug out, picking up the night pearl that Chen Hangbing had put aside to make it easier for her to light a fire and pulled out, and asked curiously, “What are you doing?”
Chen Hangbing raised her head and looked at the night pearl in Mei Shujing’s hand, she couldn’t help but burst into tears, she really regretted that she didn’t hide in her home and rest in peace like Liu Ying Sleeve, why didn’t she find out earlier that the original stupidity is also contagious ah. No wonder the young warrior’s side never lacks more young warriors.
She took the night pearl in frustration, then asked, “Why did you dig such a big hole?” Could the exit be down there?
“Didn’t you say you want to put the stone warrior together? I think the other parts of his remains were probably stoned into the ground, I’ll dig it out and we’ll put it together again, wait for me, I’ve already dug out nine secret books seven skulls a pair of socks and two bellybuttons, digging for a while I’ll be able to put it together.”
Chen Hangbing: “…………………… …………”
(87)
After using all the legendary deeds of the ancestors to illustrate that after death, people would not be able to do anything other than use their fingertips to leave a bloody book on the ground and often leave the wrong words, Mei Shufeng finally gave up the illegal smuggling activity of digging up body parts, but by this time it was impossible for them to dig a way to escape. Mei Shujing’s strength was only half used, but he accidentally piled up all the rocks from the digging hole in the direction of the exit.
“We’ll just have to study whether the things we dug up can help.” Chen Hangbing decided to take a gamble, after all, the person trapped in the secret room must have learned a divine skill in order to break out, plus there was a smart (?) woman like her. woman accompanying her, there were quite a few luck corrections as well. It would definitely be able to succeed.
“Well ……” through deep thinking, Mei Shuying down the research conclusion: “These two pieces of belly bibs bright color, in addition to the earth stench is still fragrant, visible must be a beautiful woman or used perfume ugly woman through soon. But hanging ice ah, how I don’t think these two pieces of bibs to help? …… What are you vomiting so much blood for?”
(88)
After all seven skulls, one pair of socks, and two bellybuttons were out, the couple finally began to face the nine secret books. Of course, this only holds true if anything with a cover and back cover with paper sandwiched inside can be called a secret book.
Book 1: The Care and Handling of Redwood Furniture *1 Out, thrown in the pit and buried.
Book 2: How to Become a Famous Prostitute in a Green House (with tips on how to pick a famous prostitute in a green house) is out, and Mei Shuying secretly tucked it into her arms.
Book 3: The Selection of Mattresses for Use and Carrying Matters *4 is out and another layer is buried.
Book 4: A Complete Tutorial on Selling Your Body and Burying Your Husband (with Enjun’s Picking Guidelines) is out, and Chen Hangbing secretly tucked it into his skirt.
Book 5: “How to Move a Beam and How to Move on a Beam*2” is out and buried deeper.
Book 6: Moving Feng Shui *3 is out just in time to finish burying and filling the hole I just made.
Book 7: I’m a Young Warrior and I’m Afraid is out, but you can keep it to read as a novella.
Book 8: The Little Qiankun Shift** Great, this is it.
Mei Shuying excitedly turned the first page, into the eyes of a line of large letters: this book is a series of books, because it is related to moving, light detailed reading of this series of books * 1 ~ 4 books, before you can start practicing this divine skill.
Mei Shuying looked at the large pit that had just been piled up and helplessly picked up the manicure knife again ……
(89)
After a few hours of effort, when there was still one book left to be dug up, Chen Hangbing, who had filled in for Mei Shuying, decided to take a break, she wiped off her sweat, and realized that Mei Shuying was reading the ninth book with great interest.
“Help me, I’m tired. What are you looking at?” Chen Hangbing asked curiously as she sat beside him to rest.
“This ninth book is so interestingly written, and it’s good to think that it has something to do with what we’re digging for.” Mei Shuying proudly raised the book in her hand, allowing Chen Hangbing to conveniently see the nine large characters on the book:
“The Complete Dryland Minor Movements Series.
(ninety)
Mei Shujing leaned on the light of the night pearl and struggled to finish reading the secret book in his hand, and then was moved to tears, after all, the books that he could read and understand were really too few. And this great pamphlet with illustrations and also interspersed with Chinese pinyin notes made him want to read it all need to have the level of Shi Boutian warrior to be able to do so.
“Doesn’t this kind of secret book all require some kind of profound internal martial arts to be practiced?” Chen Hangbing asked in disbelief, after all, his own husband looked as if practicing this plaything was much simpler than eating cabbage.
“Hahahahaha,” Mei Shuying laughed out loud, “If you want to blame it, you can only blame it on why I’m the protagonist, I one don’t have powerful internal strength two don’t have absolute enlightenment three don’t have a bull X unlimited master the protagonist can’t self-circumcise of course, you have to give me a simple secret book.”
To say that this has read the secret book and not read the secret book is a big difference, this secret book is easy to understand to even do not need to practice to create a stubborn and incomparable internal strength of Mei Shujing, so in his indistinct Cao Cao’s laughter, the cavern collapsed once again ……
Jianghu Daily News today: “Recently in the Jianghu frequently appear in the young warrior Mei Shujing couple appeared in the 12-9 mountain disaster in the missing list of the news has finally passed, Mei’s couple is really nothing couples, surprisingly through the collapse of the mountainside rescue team camp floor of the way to survive, is really congratulatory. Comrade Bai Xiao dead, a famous critic of Jianghu, wrote an article evaluating the rescue work, and when he learned that the survivors were only two people, Mr. and Mrs. Mei, he gave a high appraisal to the rescue work, and the whole article highly condensed the spirit of Comrade Bai Xiao dead who made Jianghu his home, and the whole article is excerpted as follows: ”Grandma!”
He is a young warrior, his last name is Mei …… Hmm? What’s wrong? Shit, who spelled the script name wrong.NG!
(xxxi)
So long as there is a jianghu Nightingale known as the female doctor Zhuge Xiaomei is rumored to be Yan Wang’s mother-in-law Zhuge Xiaodi’s sister, so much so that the people in the jianghu are legendary that there is a big brother called Zhuge’s doctor than these two are powerful, if the nickname can only be called Hades.
To say that this Zhuge Xiaomei is indeed the sister of a famous doctor, Mei Shujing was nearly trampled to death by the people of the rescue team because of her protection of Chen Hangbing, but Zhuge Xiaomei hard to rely on her superior skills to cure such serious injuries into an enteritis, which is what she is best at. It was foreseeable that Mei Shuying was about to be cured in a matter of days.
Coming out of the restroom for the eighth time, Chen Hangbing assisted the very weakened but still quite alive Mei Shujing towards the guest room of Zhuge Xiaomei’s home, the mortuary, saying with concern on one side, “Nothing’s wrong, it’ll be peaceful when it’s back to the mortuary.”
(ninety-two)
Mei Shujing recuperating that night, the three major killers in the Ye Piaozuo such as ghost-like sneak to Zhuge Xiaomei’s redemption of the soul of the residence. Nearly a ten foot high wall, see him gently leap, the body shape of a pull, a fine chest coquettishly flip clouds to catch the ladder cloud vertical tightly follow the swallow three copied the water, feet like the wind, fly like …… crashed into the wall.
“Who, who is there?” Zhuge’s housekeeper Zhuge Liang thought someone knocked on the door knocked crooked, hurriedly put on his coat to call the concierge Zhuge avoided, really thought Zhuge avoided people like his name, avoided so that Zhuge Liang looked for half a day froze and did not find, had to come to answer the door themselves. Look outside no one to respond, through the storm of Zhuge Liang know that not good, for fear that someone is looking for Miss bad luck.
Fortunately, he had long been accustomed to dealing with this kind of scene, and saw Zhuge Liang gently walk to the wall near the wall where the loud noise had just been transmitted, estimated the location of the nearest grass, took out an oval surface uneven iron lump, pulled off a small iron ring on it, and threw it in with a grim smile.
“Boom!” Ye Piao Zuo, who was in a hurry to find a place to hide but the nearest bushes had already been occupied, had just climbed up the nearest big tree when he heard a loud bang underneath him, and then the tree he was in shook twice and collapsed to the ground.
In the midst of the emergency, Ye Piaozuo precisely calculated that his lightness could completely escape this robbery, as long as his eight steps to catch the cicadas were used up, it would just be half a step farther than this tree trunk. He smiled a little, the body shape of the rapid vertical out …… a vertical …… again vertical …… also vertical …… again vertical …… continued to vertical …… then vertical …… and then vertical …… most… …
“Ouch! Ah~~!”
After the seventh step slammed into the wall looking at the tree trunk smashed into his own Ye Piaozuo suddenly thought, if he to the left and right vertical ……
The next day, the morgue. Waking up quietly, Mei Shuyao looked over to the other bed beside her, where a man with a bandaged head was loudly saying some nonsense such as he was the chief assassin or something like that.
“What kind of person is that?” Mei Shuying asked Chen Hangbing curiously.
Chen Hangbing shook his head, fed him a mouthful of porridge, and said, “It was picked up by Dr. Zhuge from the doorway, and according to Dr. Zhuge, this man’s illness is very strange, with a tree growing above his head.”
Both of them shook their heads regretfully, and were filled with sympathy for Ye Piao Zuo, a tree growing on his head, how tired his neck should be.
(ninety-three)
Strictly speaking, apart from the previously mentioned reason of avoiding people with incurable diseases from successfully finding a famous doctor and thus tarnishing the famous doctor’s signboard, there were still some other reasons for the famous doctor to seclude himself in a place that was beyond the reach of ordinary people. For example, enemies. Many people would say how can a famous doctor have enemies? That idiot dares to say that he doesn’t need a famous doctor in his life? These people don’t know enough about this jianghu. Really big gangs, is not to use these famous doctors, Shaolin Wudang Omei and other religious groups often have their own medical unit, do not need famous doctors to interfere. Beggar’s Association and other gangs such as the Wolf Pavilion you let him pay the consultation fee is better than directly stabbing him to death, will not use the famous doctor. Warrior generally will not have what the opportunity to be injured or seriously injured, even if there are injured, but also because of a beautiful woman to look at a trick, unless he is looking at the famous doctor, otherwise it will not be useful on the place of the famous doctor.
Then the young warrior becomes the main reception of the famous doctor without any doubt. And hold a grudge is the necessary skills of the young warrior …… what? Do not hold grudges? Do not hold a grudge how do you have the opportunity to show magnanimity to say “do not worry, you stole a peach last year ate my things I have not put on the heart” such a classic touching dialogue? So there is always a young warrior will find the famous doctor trouble, the reason is only you should not save so-and-so and other boring excuse. In fact, idiots can see that he is just looking at the famous doctor’s female apprentice or a beautiful board finger or a book of medicine king of God and so on.
So what exactly is the point of me, as the story writer, delivering so much? The reason is simple, Zhuge Xiaomei is being kicked in the door, and if I don’t explain that famous doctors also get kicked in the door, I’ll be suspected of being otherwise close to a young warrior’s ability to think logically.
The young warrior who came to the door to provoke looks like he has a deep hatred, the knuckles of his fingers are white because of the hard grip on the hilt of his sword, and his face is full of vulgar fury, which is quite gifted to be transformed into a devil. Butler ZhuGeLiang know come not good, because ZhuGe avoid still in avoiding ing, he had to one person first block. Didn’t expect to fight but three strokes, let him panic, already had the intention to escape. Because that young warrior behind, but also clearly printed such a sentence: “had let Taiwan Wolf Pavilion paid ten years of protection fee gang’s young master adults.” It is also because this sentence is too long, which led to the Zhuge Liang three strokes before reading this sentence, and the main reason for reading is that this three strokes that young warrior got down ……
The jianghu supremacy, as the young master of the young warrior may not be the best martial arts, but is definitely the most difficult to deal with, not to mention that this one comes from a big head so that people have to retreat three times. A Taiwan Wolf Pavilion is enough to make every person in the Jianghu wear three more clothes to go out, and now this even more powerful gang appears, does it mean that in the future Jianghu, there will be a spectacular scene of every Young Warrior carrying a mahogany closet behind his back?
Zhuge little sister is now exactly the time to dress up, from the past record to see at least one more hour before may come out to see people, then this hot potato without a doubt thrown in the hands of Zhuge Liang. Fortunately, this old housekeeper is worthy of being a great hero with the same name as the Three Fierce Ones, and only in a flash he thought of a good idea. He cast his eyes toward Mei Shujing’s compartment mortuary, the corner of his mouth held a cold smile ……
(ninety-four)
“Hanging Ice, these past few days, it’s really troublesome for you.” Mei Shuyao spoke in a very rare tone of godly dignity in a language that only a warrior could fluently master.
“We’re all family members, what’s the point of being so polite.” Even for the sake of this sentence, Chen Yunbing decided not to bother with him about the tragic experience of being called a Peeping Tom Female Pervert by a seventy year old man when he helped him to the outhouse, a young cow eating old grass.
“Through the experiences of these few days, I feel that there are some things that I have to say to you, otherwise, I will never have peace of mind for the rest of my life.” Chen Hangbing was so moved that his liver moved, according to the way the Jianghu Zhi was written, this was exactly the precursor of the young warrior stepping into love ah. Even though this husband is a bit of a show-off some of the time, loving oneself is better than not loving at all. Like that Liu Ying Sleeve, I guess because the looks are really sorry for the audience, are deprived of the author’s appearances. As long as the protagonist’s lover, then using a very vulgar analogy, it is simply the LUCK index has been corrected by 999+ ah. Therefore, Chen Hangbing blushingly sat down next to Mei Shufeng, “Say what you have to say, I …… am listening.”
“Originally, I was a bit embarrassed to open my mouth, but since you said so then I’m relieved.” Mei Shuying turned her head and looked very intently at Chen Hangbing, saying seriously word for word, “In the future, after helping someone to go to the toilet, you must remember to wash your hands.”
“……”
After a sudden loud bang, Mei Shuying walked towards the outhouse against the ginger soup that was buckled on her head. Opening the door, suddenly a strong wind was blowing above his head, and a black shadow lunged straight down with a Tarzan’s Peak stance, the stance was very raw, and the empty door in front of his chest was wide open. This kind of opportunity, even if it is a young warrior, can be completely in accordance with the human instinctive reaction to avoid, but did not expect, Mei Shujing is worthy of being a young warrior in the young warrior, he performed complicated light body skills, received a set of beautiful sword art, in the realization that he did not bring a sword have emergency change of stance to fight all the way to a beautiful long fist. This was supposed to be a mercurial attack. But I didn’t expect that the opponent not only didn’t change his stance, but even didn’t even grunt in pain as it was and pounced down without moving. At this time Mei Shujing finally noticed the empty door in front of his chest, a palm upwards, in the about to print on the opponent’s chest, his hand grasped a sword hilt like thing, instinctive reaction, he grabbed with his hand, and then the black shadow finally completed its own free fall, heavily smashed on Mei Shujing’s head.
He blacked out, then knew nothing ……
(ninety-five)
Mei Shuyao woke up with a bizarre image in front of her.
Chen Hangbing stood in front of Zhuge Liang and rattled off all the reasons why Mei Shujing couldn’t have killed someone, such as he had wet his bed when he was ten years old or something like that. And Zhuge Liang kept proving to the crowd in the hall that a man who seemed to have the strange name of Young Lord had been killed by Mei Shujing, such as being with the body when it was found.
Of course, the words above seem like nothing more than a perfectly normal planting, and that alone is not enough to use the word bizarre.
A young warrior with a short knife stuck in his chest crawled with difficulty to the side of the quarreling two, “I’m not dead yet, save me ……”
“Go away, what’s your business if we quarrel?” Zhuge Liang was very upset and kicked him away.
He crawled back again, “Girl, help me, I can’t.”
“No way die on one side, can’t you see I’m busy?” Chen Hangbing turned him into a mural with one punch.
He continued to struggle to crawl over, the blood underneath him was already chunking into streams, “You guys help me …… I’m not dead what are you guys arguing about ……”
Zhuge Liang and Chen Hangbing had a tacit understanding this time and turned around, one of them pulling out a short knife, and together they plunged it towards the young warrior’s forehead. After a miserable scream ……
“Where was I just now?” Chen Hangbing asked as he kicked away the corpse at his feet.
“You got to Chapter 7, Subsection 4, Article 6 about refuting all my reasons for Chapter 9, Section 3, Article 21.” The two quickly got into it immediately afterward and continued their debate on who killed the young warrior.
Mei Shuyao touched his forehead to make sure he didn’t have a fever, and pinched himself to make sure it wasn’t a dream. Then he sensibly decided not to interrupt these two. So he rolled over and went to sleep.