Dreaming of peanuts and winks to attract phoenix and luan


This is an old Cantonese book, newspaper and magazine, which is selected and adapted by Fanfo as a web story to share with fellow readers. The purpose is purely for the continuation of Chinese folk erotic literature, please forgive the anonymous original, please collectors continue to circulate!

There was a family in Shaoxing Province, Zhejiang Province, Shanyin County, a Xingwang family, there was a son in the west of the city, named Wang Guoqing, married his wife soon after, died in childbirth, and has not yet renewed his marriage.

His father, Wang Shangli, advised, “It’s the right time to study hard while you haven’t remarried yet to fulfill your lifelong wish.”

Wang Guoqing then moved alone to the South Courtyard Study House, and studied hard for three years, and the articles of various schools, all of which were well understood.

When the countryside examination, Wang Guoqing wanted to go to Hangzhou to catch the examination, go home to say goodbye, his father happened to have a dream the night before, dreaming of a heavenly god said to him:

“Imaro should now be on Yinancho.”

I wonder what the reason is for sending another Yinan grass?

The father and son were busy seeking a sign, and got sixty-three signs. The poem said, “I am now in the north and in the south, although my strength is still weak, I am still in general. If you want to know the number of your life, the first three and the last three.”

Father and son determined that they had to go to Nanking to succeed.

They chose the third of March to set sail, called a small boat, with six hundred taels of silver, loaded into the box, and with an old servant, pulling up the sails, all the way to the wind, past the Qiantang River, past the West Lake, all the way to the north and south, looking at a thousand sails, all the ships, the next day at night, by the side of the ship anchored down.

The next morning, the old servant went ashore to buy food, and Guo-Qing was sitting alone in the boat, when he heard a cry in his ear, “My lord, take me forward, will you?”

The State Secretary looked at, see is a sixteen years old look like a young boy officer, born with flowers and moon face, very lovely. Then said:

“Where to, little friend?”

The young official said, “I am a person from Wu County, went to incense with my family, there are too many people separated, and there is no travel expenses to go home, I implore you to bring it to your home, and the money for the boat and the meal will be doubled and repaid.”

Guoqing helped the young official onto the boat and asked, “What is the name of the young friend, so I can send you home.”

The young official said, “The villain, Dream Peanut, is only sixteen years old, and unfortunately both his parents have died, leaving only one sister at home; this year she is twenty-two years old, and her brother-in-law has died again.”

When the old servant returned, he pulled up the sails all the way to the home of the little official peanut.

After half a day, the sky is gradually dark, the old servant set some wine, the small official, the state secretary sat together and drank.

Drinking to half the morning, peanut unwrapped a flute in the sash and played it, the sound of the flute is very pleasant and provocative, a sweet little face, Guoqing looked at the peanut could not wait to swallow a mouthful of peanut.

Two people and guessing fingers, drink very drunk, almost to the moon is sinking in the west, only down the cabin to sleep.

Peanut, though drunk, turned around and curled up to sleep for fear that Kokkei would make a move.

Guoqing got up in the middle of the night to relieve, see the small official has been asleep, has long been unable to hold back, it is in the peanut side to avoid lying down, quietly unzipped his pants, gently moistened some saliva, and then put out the penis, from the back of the body aimed at the small official’s harem flower, gently straight into, and so on twitching up, the small official pretended to sleep and wake up, but was the state of the Secretary of State next to the tightly, just by him at will to take advantage of the fun.

Afterward, each wiped off the dirt and embraced each other.

From then on, the two were inseparable, like husband and wife.

After a few days, the ship arrived at Suzhou, and Dream Peanut said, “This place is not far from my home, so why don’t you come to my home for a few days, and wait until the fifteenth moon is full, and then go up to Tiger Hill to enjoy yourself.”

Speaking has arrived at the dream peanut’s home, he gently knocked on the door, only to hear inside near the delicate voice: “Who is it?”

The door opened with a ‘creak’ as he said it.

The sister of the small official is called Wuniang, and the State Secretary played a photo, the State Secretary saw, the soul is not attached to the body, thought: “Her brother has been very beautiful, I did not think that the sister is even more perfect beauty, I am an orphaned man, she is a widow, this marriage which can not be gently let go?”

When he entered the house, Peanut said, “Stay at the little man’s house tonight. Put all of Sang-ho’s luggage cases at my house to avoid worrying about them, so you can drink without worrying.”

The State Secretary was busy asking the old servants to bring the boxes and luggage to be temporarily placed in the young official’s house.

Xiao Guan and Wu Niang made good wine and dishes served, several people and drink wine, and listen to Xiao Guan play the flute, very happy.

Drinking half-drunk, Guoqing pretended to be drunk and asked: “Xian brother beautiful, sister is even more beautiful, Xian brother is already willing to let me have fun, your sister is willing?”

Peanut only laughed.

After drinking wine, peanuts help Guoqing to the bed, can not help but do the affair again, the small official said, “Keep your voice down, don’t let your sister hear.”

Guoqing said, “Doesn’t her heart itch to hear it? Your sister is widowed, and I have no wife, how about you being a matchmaker?”

Peanut said, “It’s hard for me to get my teeth into it, so why don’t you just go ahead and say it yourself.”

The State Secretary said, “It’s hard for me to talk about it too, it’s just that your sister is so beautiful.”

Peanut said, “Well, I’ll teach you a method, tomorrow I will deliberately delay some time, you use some kung fu at home yourself, success or failure depends on how your luck.”

The State Secretary said, “What if your sister flips out?”

The young official said, “Thinking she won’t, once she lets go, how can there be any backtracking.”

The next day, when the young official went out with the old servant, the State Secretary chained the door and pretended to read alone in the house.

Witch Lady came in and sent a cup of fragrant tea, Guoqing bowed and thanked, “I heard that the eldest mother has been widowed for many days, its rare, just that cold wind and bitter rain, when you are in front of the flowers, can you not be in love?”

The Witch Mother said, “I’m used to it.”

Guoqing teased again, “There is a man, just like me, who is playing matchmaker, will Auntie be willing?”

The Witch Mother said, “I’m afraid I’m not blessed with that.”

He said and turned to go into the house.

Guoqing couldn’t hold down the fire of lust and thought, “Seeing that she means like she’s willing, why don’t we boldly barge in and see how she is.”

The Witch Lady was about to leave when Guoqing stepped forward and wrapped his arms around her, the two of them collided and the Witch Daughter-in-law pushed him and said, “You can’t do that, let go of me.”

Guoqing did not listen, picked up the witch mother, put down on the bed, pressed up on the mouth to the mouth of the witch mother kissed a happy, Guoqing saw the witch mother has winks slanting eyes look at him, know that the time has come, quickly take off her clothes, but also do not care to appreciate that a water village women unique moist white skin, top up the jade Xiao, from the mid-air and ruthlessly inserted into the witch mother’s poncho door, shocked witch mother screamed up:

“Ouch, never seen you in this kind of frame before, you hit too hard and stabbed someone hard.”

Guoqing bowed his head and did not say a word, focused on the bed with the work, straight to the witch mother and inserted and pulled out of the pump more than a hundred times, stroked countless rounds of enjoyment, until the morning, only to be too tired to stand up, faint lying to the side.

The young official came back, set up wine, and drank until the evening, when the young official pretended to be drunk and went back to his room to sleep.

Guoqing picked up Wu Niang, sat on the bed, straightened out the penis, let Wu Niang took off the skirt, also to his face, the flower heart to the penis set down, Wu Niang sat for a while, only feel the body of the penis red hot incomparable, she couldn’t resist the itch, set the penis backward pumping up, not inevitably gibbering, next door Xiao Guan heard, the penis is also upright, not inevitably gushed out a lot of viscous juice to the.

Guoqing and Wuniang get to the third night, called also tired, the two are also happy enough, one can not lift up the head, one can not open the mouth, so hold tight to both sleep.

The next day, the State Secretary returned to the young official, saw that he still did not wake up, so he again to his back garden flowers to thrust, pumping to the realm of extreme pleasure, like losing their souls like a stupor to sleep.

Another day later, the State Secretary to depart, witch daughter-in-law suddenly screamed belly pain, had to let her temporarily look at the box, the people carried the luggage off the boat first, after a while and come to move the box, the State Secretary and the old servant together on the boat, the small official also played the flute, on the boat to have not been seated, see a man hurriedly ran to say: “peanut is not good, your sister fainted in pain, go back to see. Quickly go back and take a look.”

Guoqing also wanted to return with XiaoGuan, XiaoGuan said: “SangGong’s future is important, when my sister is well, she will naturally go to you.

He said jumping out of the boat and running all the way home.

The State Secretary saw the young officer go away and felt sad that he had just been given a wonderful pair of siblings, all of whom were now gone.

The ship traveled for about half a month and arrived in Nanjing, where he rented a monk’s room at Cheng’en Temple and stayed there.

The next day he opened the chest, ready to take silver to pay the rent, the state secretary took out a letter of fifty taels of silver, unwrapped it and saw that it was a pair of pebbles, and was startled and said, “Strange!”

Hurriedly opened another letter, also cobblestone, the state secretary of the face are green, busy box of silver seal opened, all cobblestone!

The old servant said, “Does that mean Dream Peanut and his sister switched?”

Guoqing said, “Ben is a good family, it’s impossible!”

The old servant said, “That day his sister was obviously fine, but suddenly she had a bellyache, and then she called the young official away. It must be that they conspired to do the trick.”

Guoqing thought about the reasoning and said, “Why don’t we rush back now and maybe we can still retrieve the silver.”

The old servant said, “Sanggong, that is impossible, the robbers have taken the treasure, will still wait for you to find back. Why don’t you study hard, and if you pass the exam, you can honor your ancestors, don’t delay your future because of the silver.”

Guoqing thought it was reasonable, and was busy using his studies at ease.

The exam period is here, the exam is as good as you want it to be, and after the exam, you go back to the store and wait for the good news.

Sure enough, after many days, only to hear a report: “Shaoxing Kingdom of Qing Gong won the graduate, the list in the eighty-first place.”

Besides, the report of the flying horse ran to the Shaoxing King’s residence, Wang Shangli was happy to welcome out the door, busy to the report of the reward money.

The family was so happy that they feasted for three days in a row.

The State Secretary was busy for a month before he went home, remembering that the signing poem when he was leaving said: before three three after three three three. It was only then that he believed that his wife’s three see nine, nine-nine-eighty-one, and it was really the same as his own ranking on the list. He thought that the poem was really effective.

Later, Guoqing thought and dream peanut siblings of the encounter, can not help but laugh, that is really out of context, fortunately, fate has long been secretly destined, otherwise the future may be over.

Throughout the ages, there have been many cases of people being delayed by eroticism! When I send erotic stories to the Internet, I am actually worried that my good intentions will do bad things and delay some of my fellow netizens who are more unable to hold their own. In fact, before “The Story of Bai Yangmei”, I had already finished my self-indulgent ‘stock’. In August of this year, I’ve also been off the grid for a year! Until then, I will continue to do more stories of different genres to share with fellow netizens. But after that there will be no more subjects that I don’t really like, and fewer of them.

In fact, I’ll be giving away these adapted stories simply to tell you that there are those who have come before you who weave their dreams this way. What I would like to see most is self-published works by fellow netizens, which is the true meaning of online erotic literature!

I’ve been rambling a bit from time to time, so we can all take it as old man’s demented chewing of the tongue, and not to discourage other friends from doing so! ^_^