1. Medical knowledge
First, you should know something about the physiological structure and mating habits of cats. The genital structure of a male cat is different from that of a human. Three lines wide below its anus is its scrotum, which contains two pea-sized sperm-producing testes. Another five lines across is its penile sheath. Carefully pull the penile sheath back with your fingertips and you will see its glans. Its flaccid, about 1-inch long penis is hidden in its belly, and like a dog, it has a bone in its penis to support its erection.
All cats have a horn spur on their glans, which is their main erogenous zone and serves the function of a barb during copulation. This horn spur is maintained by a number of hormones, which disappear when the cat is castrated.
When you stimulate its penis, it will erect to about 2 inches and stretch forward into the proper position for intercourse. When it climaxes, the penis shoots out several drops of semen.
The organs of the cat’s reproductive system are very similar to those of humans.
A female cat has two ovaries and a uterus, and her vagina is about a half-inch long and is located about an inch below her anus.
The female cat comes into heat three times a year, lasting on average about a week each time, when her eggs are eliminated through the oviducts waiting to be fertilized. At this time it will show restlessness and be very attractive to male cats.
Both male and female cats mark their territory by peeing. To humans, the smell of male cat urine is far stronger than that of female cats, and the different scents send different messages to other cats, such as the message that a female cat is in heat.
When a female cat in heat meets a mating-capable male, she will present herself to him. After a series of regular foreplay, the female cat will lie straight down, allowing the male to grovel behind her, discreetly nip at the fur around her flaccid neck to keep a firm grip on any resistance she may have, and then insert his penis into her vagina.
Once inserted, the male cat began to thrust and then ejaculate, all in a series of movements that took no more than five seconds to complete. Then he rubbed his horned prick against her vaginal walls and G-spot until she hissed and bit him hard before he jumped away to a safe distance, then sat down and licked himself; the she-cat rolled over and did the same, then recovered from her sexual arousal.
It may be an atrocity in our eyes, but it is exactly what love between cats is all about.
2. Petting male cats
Now that you know your male cat well, as I said, a reproductive male cat is usually available for libidinous petting.
It’s best to sit down, place him on your lap, and start stroking him from front to back with your open palm. When the male purrs, you can keep one hand on him while the other slowly goes down to his lower body.
First touch his hard testicles and soft penis sheath to wait for his reaction: if he stays calm then you can continue, otherwise pause and try again later.
Then, place the male cat on the floor and lie down beside him. Stroke him further and pull his sheath back to expose his penis, peck up your lips and get close to him and start sucking. When the male cat’s penis becomes hard, use your tongue to lick its rough and spiny glans until it reaches orgasm, and it will give you its fragrant semen as a token of its appreciation.
3. Petting female cats
In the same way, you can also caress your female cat. But first I want to point out what many men may have asked: you can’t penetrate her with your penis because her vagina is too small, you can choose other ways to make out with your female cat.
If your female cat is not in heat, she may not understand your actions and will resist you by hissing, scratching, or even biting.
You can tell what it’s thinking by its tail: a sharp flick of the tail means “watch out, don’t move”, and a still tail means “come on”.
When you lie down next to a peaceful female cat, stroke her while gently rubbing her pussy and watch her reaction: if she starts to “purr”, it means that you are allowed to please her further. You can now open your mouth and stick out your tongue to lick its pussy.
When it is very relaxed, you can push your tongue out of its smooth, moist vagina and lick and suck it repeatedly to bring it to orgasm.
4. Let the cat caress you
After a while, when you have gained the cat’s trust, you can let it caress you.
First, smear some of his favorite treats on your genitals for him to lick. Don’t be afraid, after years of making out with cats, I can assure you that you won’t be hurt by its teeth. On the contrary, its rough and gentle tongue will bring you an unforgettable orgasm.
At this point, you can let it go.
Whatever you are going to do with your cat, remember that he is a creature of nature just like you are, and treat him kindly with your love.