Autobiography of a Flea
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Three postings a day, and to paraphrase Mr. Yoshiki Tanaka of Ginyo, someone’s guardian angel has suddenly become industrious (bitter smile).
Netizens who are used to reading Chinese erotic works on the Internet will sometimes want to read English erotic works, but because of the different levels of English, readers with poorer English will not be able to enjoy another exotic erotic works, which is a pity. There are some enthusiastic netizens on the Internet who have translated this work into Chinese with fluent translators for the enjoyment of fellow readers. I know a few famous translators, such as Mr. Ma Wang, Mr. Camel Xiangzi, and Mr. erotica, whose translations are also very good. Among them, brother Ma Wang’s translation is the most respected by the netizens, the translation is smooth, the words and phrases are good, the translation of the first-class English erotica works, really masterpieces and masters, complement each other.
But after all, translators can’t translate all the erotic articles in English, most of them still rely on the readers to read by themselves. And readers are often for some erotic articles within the proprietary terminology are not clear (after all, the school did not teach), on the retreat, it is a pity, for the basic knowledge of these erotic articles, Taiwan’s netizens in fact, the oldest solution in the, Taiwan’s Asia-Pacific Book Publishing House about nine years ago, published a number of about reading English erotic novels of the introductory books, anyway, it is the study of English, the more motivated the method, the faster you can learn, the more you can learn. The more you can stimulate the driving force of the method, the faster you can learn. (I don’t think that’s right, at least I’ve been playing H-Games for so long, but I’m still bad at Japanese… ^_^*)
Erotica is also a good way to learn English. It kills two birds with one stone… :D~~, Asia-Pacific has published three books titled.
How to watch US PORN
Learn English by watching PORN
Taboo in English
The editors are all Mr. Zei Yiming, which I think is probably a pen name, as it is pronounced the same as the first name, probably because of the circumstances at the time, which made it inconvenient to publish this kind of books under his real name. All three books are excellent introductions to English erotic literature. Mr. Zei lists many types of erotic writings, including readers’ submissions, scripted dialogues from pornographic films, etc., and each has its own sample stories and ways of reading the stories, explanations of the translations, etc., as well as a list of terminology and one-word phrases.
I especially like its introduction to classical erotic literature, which is very rich in words, not just Oh!
Bring over erotic scenes. Taiwanese netizens who occasionally go to bookstores and look for them in English study books should be able to find all three books.
I have excerpted the last chapter of “Learning English by Watching PORN” for the benefit of netizens, and this is a Chinese-English translation.
This is one of the greatest masterpieces of classical erotic literature, depicting passionate sexual behavior from beginning to end, and its level of lewdness can be said to be unprecedented. It is already obscene when it comes from the mouth of a flea, with a young girl, Bey, as the main character, along with a priest and a middle-aged gentleman in an unbelievably lascivious sexual feast.
This work entered the United States seventy years ago, and although it was translated, it was immediately banned from publication.
The part quoted in this article is from the beginning, when Bey is caught by a priest named Ambrose while he is having a rendezvous with a young man, and is summoned to the church, where the priest takes advantage of his position as a priest to get Bey in his hands in a way that is almost rape-like. However, Bey, who is already a womanizer, immediately indulges in sexual pleasures, and her lechery continues unabated. After performing oral sex on Ambrose, he began to receive the priest’s sexual blessing, which is the part quoted in this article.
The majestic imagery of a banned book!
This is a direct quotation here from a banned book in the United States, the almost semi-public introduction of which, in an age of strict censorship and censorship, must have required a great deal of courage. This paragraph is quoted in this book because of the connection that it is useful for the study of erotic literature. Since the work uses a very old style, there are also many difficult to understand the single word, in order to easily understand, try to take a direct translation, that is, as if reading the English translation, this is not to speak of the beauty of the translation, the purpose is to learn the English language.
Readers are free to expand their imaginations and translate slit as “gutter” and “pussy.”
“pussy-gate”; virgin orifice is rendered “virgin’s orifice”; slippery tribute of herlascivious tempersment is rendered “endless slime”; machine; nut; member, etc., are rendered phalluses; and also, as far as possible, “endless slime”; machine; nut; member (organ), etc., are rendered phalluses. slippery tribute of herlascivious tempersment (her lustful and sticky gift) is translated as “endless sticky lust”; machine, nut, member, etc. are translated as phallus, and what is not in the original text can be embellished with some painstaking care. After all, this is not a book can be hidden in the mountains, passed on to future generations of the classics, but only to provide readers as a leisure time easy to live in contact with the English secular works, so for the translation of the translation do not have to be too demanding, let their imagination to enjoy it!
1) The pubic mound under the microshadow cover-up
Father Ambrose was astonished at the charms which nowfaced him. The full hips, the budding breasts, the skin aswhite as snow and soft as satin, the rounded buttocks andswelling thighs, the flat white belly and lovely mount coveredonly with the finestdown, and above all the charmingpinky slit which now The full hips, the budding breasts, the skin aswhite as snow and soft as satin, the rounded buttocks andswelling thighs, the flat white belly and lovely mount coveredonly with the finestdown, and above all the charmingpinky slit which now showed itself at the bottom of themount. showed itself at the bottom of themount, now hid timorously away between the plump thighs,and with a snort of rampant lust he fell upon his victim.
Ambrose clasped her in his arms. He pressed her softand glowing form to his burly front. He covered her withhis salacious kisses, and giving his lewd tongue He covered her withhis salacious kisses, and giving his lewd tongue full license,promised the young girl all the joys of Paradise by theintroduction of his big machine within her slit and belly.
Bella met him with a little cry of ecstasy, and as theexcited ravisher bore her backwards to the couch, already feltthe broad and glowing warm moist lips of her almost virginorifice.
Father Embrose was dumbfounded at the sight of her soul-stealing, beautiful body. The rounded buttocks. Her budding breasts, her snow-white silky skin, her rounded buttock cleavage and full thighs, her flat white lower abdomen and the beautiful pubic mound under the slightest shadow, especially the soul-stirring pink furrow that was showing on the foothills of the pubic mound and hiding shyly between the plump strands of her breasts, he pounced on her with a gasp of passionate arousal.
Embrose held her tightly in his arms, his firm chest pressed against Bey’s soft, hot body, kissing her drunkenly all over her body as he told her in a lustful, unrestrained voice of the unbridled joy that had been given to the young girl by the entry of his huge prick into her womb, leading her to Eden’s Paradise.
Bey met him with a mind-numbing soft grunt, while already touching the swamp and the hot, warm, moist red lips of her near-virgin pussy door as her lustful abuser pushed her down onto her back.
2) The lustful water of the springtime is in full flow
And now the holy man, finding delight in the contact ofhis penis with the warm lips of Bellas slit, began pushing itin between with all his energy until the big nut was coveredwith the moisture which the sensitive little sheath exuded. big nut was coveredwith the moisture which the sensitive little sheath exuded.
Bellas passions were at fever height. The efforts ofFather Ambrose to lodge the head of his member within themoist lips of her little slit, so far from deterring her,spurred her to madness, until, with another faint cry, shefell prone and gushed down the slippery tribute of herlascivious temperament. deterring her,spurred her to madness, until, with another faint cry, shefell prone and gushed down the slippery tribute of herlascivious temperament.
This was exactly what the bold priest wanted, and as thesweet warm emission bedewed his fiercely distended penis,he drove resolutely in, and at one bound sheathed half itsponderous length in the beautiful child.
No sooner did Bella feel the stiff entry of the terriblemember within her tender body, than she lost all the littlecontrol of herself she had and setting aside all thought ofthe pain she was enduring, she wound her legs about hisloins, and entreated her huge assailant not to spare her.
Then, the consecrated man, with the pleasure he got from stroking his prick between the warm red lips of Bea’s pussy door, began to drive it as hard as he could into her pussy lips until the huge glans was wet in the lustful water oozing out of Bea’s sensitive pussy.
Bea’s lust was in the throes of extreme pleasure. Fr. Embrose’s efforts were rewarded by finally getting the head of the dildo into the wet labia of Bea’s cunt, and by the fact that she had no intention of stopping to take it in, and the passion drove her wild with lust until, with another breathless cry of lust, she lay prone, and slippery love juices oozed out of her arousal-bottomed uterus.
That’s exactly what the brazen priest was hoping for, so when her lovely warm wet love juices shot and clung to his fiercely swollen cock, he couldn’t wait to thrust his still half-erect member into the depths of the gorgeous Bey’s slightly piss-smelling cunt with a full-throated leap.
Bei just felt that daunting huge prick powerfully inserted into her bottom delicate body, the whole person like losing herself, forgetting the pain inflicted on her body, her delicate feet tightly strangled his waist, with the strength of the sky will not let go will not let go of the dead clamp.
3) Please don’t come out… Stay there quietly
“My sweet and delicious child,” whispered the salaciouspriest, “my arms are round you, my weapon is alreadyhalfway up your tight little belly. “My arms are round you, my weapon is already halfway up your tight little belly. The joys of Paradise willbe yours presently.”
“Oh, I know it; I feel it, do not draw back, give me thedelicious thing as far as you can.”
“There, then, I push, I press, but I am far too largelymade to enter you easily. I shalI burst you, possibly; but itis now too late. I must have I must have you-or die.”
Bellas parts relaxed a little, and Ambrose pushed inanother inch. His throbbing member lay skinned and soaking,pushed halfway into the little girls’ belly. His pleasurewas most intense, and the head of his instrument was copresseddeliciously by Bellas slit.
“My dainty, dainty, dainty, dainty, dainty, dainty, dainty, dainty, dainty!”
The lustful priest murmured, “With my arms wrapped tightly around you and my lifeblood almost halfway into your flickeringly soft little belly, you will enjoy entering a heavenly wonderland of pleasure.”
“Oh, I’m close to it, I feel it,… please don’t pull it out,… stick it in harder! Let me enjoy it as much as you can.”
“Is it… here? Uh… I’ll put it in… I’ll put it in as hard as I can… but my prick is so big that it won’t go in easily. This will sting you and may hurt you; but it’s too late, I don’t care so much. I’m going to die… I’m going to die…”
Bea’s pussy door slowly relaxed and opened wide, and Embrose pushed his tool an inch or so further into the minefield, the foreskin of his quivering penis having flipped open, wet as a gutter rat, and almost halfway into the little girl’s lower abdomen. His pleasure was at its peak, and the glans of his prick was being tightened by the very pleasurable strangulation of Bey’s pussy.
(4) Full penetration into a small hole
“Go on, dear Father, I am waiting for the spunk youpromised me.”
It little needed this stimulant to induce the confessor toan exercise of his tremendous powers of copulation. Hepushed frantically forward; he plunged his hot penis stillfurther and further at each effort, and then with one hugestroke buried himself to the balls in Bellas light littleperson. Hepushed frantically forward; he plunged his hot penis stillfurther and further at each effort, and then with one hugestroke buried himself to the balls in Bellas light littleperson.
It was then that the furious plunge of the brutal priestbecame more than his sweet victim, sustained as she hadbeen by her own advanced desires, could endure.
With a faint shriek of physical anguish, Bella felt that herravisher had burst through all the resistance which heryouth had opposed to the entry of his member, and the tortureof the forcible insertion of such a mass bore down theprurient sensations with which she had commenced to supportthe attack. member, and the tortureof the forcible insertion of such a mass bore down theprurient sensations with which she had commenced to supportthe attack.
“Hurry up…, dear priest, I’m waiting to be with you.” Bey swung her hips to urge.
Bev’s little pleas and encouraging gestures aroused the penitent priest’s arousal. He pushed forward in a frenzied undulation, gradually pushing his hot prick into place, and then in one swift movement, he penetrated Belle’s slutty little pussy with a force that almost took his testicles with it.
So much so, that the pleasure felt by the mad priest, who had penetrated all the way in, had surpassed that of his lovely victim, Bea, who, because of her own lust, was able to endure such a brutal attack!
Bea whimpered in carnal agony as she felt the invader smash her whole body with the invasion of his prick, and she was ready for the agonizingly lustful sensation of the full force of the penetration.
5) What a good boy.
Ambrose cried aloud in rapture, he looked down uponthe fair thing his serpent had stung. He gIoated over thevictim now impaIed with the full rigout of his huge rammer.
He felt the maddening contact with inexpressible delight.
He saw her quivering with the anguish of his forcibleentry. His brutal nature was fully aroused. Come whatmight he would enjoy to his utmost, so he wound his armsabout the beautiful girl and treated her to the full measureof his burly member. Come whatmight he would enjoy to his utmost, so he wound his armsabout the beautiful girl and treated her to the full measureof his burly member.
“My beauty! You are indeed exciting, you must also enJoy.
I will give you the spunk I spoke of, but I must first work up my nature by this luscious titillation. Kiss me, Bella, then you shall have it, and while the hot spunk leavesme and enters your young parts, you shall be sensible of thethrobbing joys I also am experiencing. It enters again. Oh! oh!” cried Embrose in a loud cry of joy, slightly opening his eyes to look down on the beautiful body stung by the serpentine phallus. He felt the pleasure of conquering this woman with his huge thing, an indescribable thrill that made him wild with joy. He looked at Bei, who was writhing in pain due to his violent pumping, and it aroused his strong animalistic nature. In order to enjoy himself to the fullest, he held his beautiful body tightly with both hands, and put his thick thing rooted for her to enjoy.
“Oh, sweet Bey ! You’re totally turned on, and you’re going to enjoy this so much. Like I said, I’m going to give you a good time, but you’re going to have to make me extremely aroused first. Come on, Bev! Suck it in your mouth, Bev, and you’ll have the same quivering pleasure I’ve felt when my hot, sticky cum enters your youthful, vibrant pussy. Squeeze me, Bea, squeeze me, I’m going in, that’s it. B… my good girl, it’s going in again, oh… oh…”
6) Just humming and hawing
Ambrose raised himself a moment, and noted theimmense shaft round which the pretty slit of Bella was nowintensely stretched.
Firmly embedded in his luscious sheath, and keenly relishing the exceeding tightness of the warm folds of youthfulflesh which now encased him, he pushed on, unmindful ofthe pain his tormenting member was producing, and onlyanxious to secure as much enjoyment to himself as hecould. on, unmindful ofthe pain his tormenting member was producing, and onlyanxious to secure as much enjoyment to himself as hecould. He was not a man to be deterred by any falsenotions. deterred by any falsenotions of pity in such a case, and now pressed himselfinwards to his utmost, while his hot lips sucked deliciouskisses from the open and quivering lips of the poor. He was not a man to be deterred by any falsenotions of pity in such a case, and now pressed himselfinwards to his utmost, while his hot lips sucked deliciouskisses from the open and quivering lips of the poor Bella.
For some minutes nothing new was heard but the jerkingblows with which the lascivious priest centinued his enjoyment, and the cluck, cluck of his huge penis, as it alternatelyentered and retreated in the belIy of the beautiful penitent. penis, as it alternatelyentered and retreated in the belIy of the beautiful penitent.
7) Intermittent moaning
It was not to be supposed that such a man as Ambrosewas ignorant of the tremendous powers of enjoyment hismember could rouse within one of the opposite sex, andthat with its size and disgorging capabilities of such anature as to enlist the most powerful emotions in the younggirl in whom he was operating. andthat with its size and disgorging capabilities of such anature as to enlist the most powerful emotions in the younggirl in whom he was operating.
But Nature was asserting herself in the person of theyoung Bella. The agony of the stretching was fast beingswallowed up in the intense sensations of pleasure producedby the vigorous weapon of the holy man, and it was not long before the low moans and sobs of the pretty child becamemingIed with them. pleasure producedby the vigorous weapon of the holy man, and it was notlong before the low moans and sobs of the pretty child becamemingIed with expressions, half choked in the depth ofher feelings, expressive of delight.
With such a grunt Embrose raised his body and looked down below his navel to see his magnificent thing being clenched by Bey’s much-loved cunt. At this time he, a trace of sympathy for other people’s tender and considerate heart has disappeared, he desperately hard to his prick deep penetration at the same time, will be hot like fire hot lips pressed on the poor trembling Bei like rosebud-like lips, holding his breath and sucking non-stop.
In this moment, no other sound could be heard except the sharp breathing of the lecherous priest Bottom grunting and grunting and the cackling of his huge cock pumping repeatedly inside the beautiful penitent Bottom’s belly.
One shouldn’t be unaware of the fact that Embrose was hedonizing that little girl with his staggeringly huge manhood, provoking the springtime heart of the opposite sex and stirring her to the greatest emotion, and he certainly knew how to deal with the little girl.
Nature is subtle, and the pain of extreme stretching caused by the priest’s violent thrusts was soon swallowed up by sensual pleasure, and the beautiful Bea uttered intermittent moans, a burst of pleasure that made her faint with joy.
(8) Bei, I’m about to give out.
“Oh, my Father! Oh, my dear, generous Father! Now, now push. Oh! push. I can bear- I wish for it. I am inheaven. The blessed instrument is so hot in its head. The blessed instrument is so hot in its head.
His own pleaureadvanced apace. He drove steadily in and out, treatingBella to the long hard shaft of his member up to the crisphair which covered his big balls, at each forward thrust. steadily in and out, treatingBella to the long hard shaft of his member up to the crisphair which covered his big balls, at each forward thrust.
At length Bella broke down, and treated the electrifiedand ravished man with a warm emission which ran all overhis stiff affair.
It is impossible to describe the lustful frenzy which nowtook possession of the young and charming Bella, she clungwith desperate tenacity to the burly figure of the priest, who bestowed upon the heaving and voluptuous body the force and vigour of his manly thrust. She clungwith desperate tenacity to the burly figure of the priest,who bestowed upon the heaving and voluptuous body thefuII force and vigour of his manly thrust. She held him inher tight and slippery sheath to his balls.
“Oh, Father! O my dear, generous priest! Stick it in harder… harder,… ah! I can’t take it anymore. That’s it! I’m dying. The glans of this joy-giving penis is so hot.
Ah! My beloved, oh! Oh, Mother Mary, what’s wrong?” Bey murmured dreamily.
Embrose saw that the effect was already being felt, and that his own excitement was being increased. So he continued to attack her with rapid strokes of his prick, occasionally thrusting deeper and deeper, almost to the point of his balls, harassing Bea deep inside her gates.
Bei finally ejaculated, her body trembled like an electric shock, while pouring hot, sticky lustful water abundantly on the head of the other man’s prick.
It is impossible to describe in detail the lustfulness of the young and charming Bey. She was eagerly clinging to the priest’s thick shaft, and she raised her beautiful body to meet his thrusts enthusiastically, clamping down on his slippery shaft and balls.
9) Twisting and turning and weeping with joy
But in her ecstasy Bella never lost sight of the promisedperfection of the enjoyment. The holy man was to spend hisspunk in her as Charlie had done, and the thought addedfuelto her lustful fire. thought addedfuelto her lustful fire.
When, therefore, Father Ambrose, throwing his armsclose round her taper waist, drove up his stallion penis tothe very hairs in Bellas slit, and sobbing, whispered thatthe “spunk” was coming at the end, the excited girl straightawayopening her legs to the utmost, with positive feelings. whispered thatthe “spunk” was coming at last, the excited girl straightawayopening her legs to the utmost, with positive shrieksof pleasure let him send his pent-up fluid in showers intoher very vitals.
Thus he lay for full two minutes, while at each hot andforcible injection of the slippery semen, Bells gave plentifulevidence by her writhings and cries of ecstasy the powerfuldischarge was producing.
In short, she knotted like a vine around the burly priest, and the priest put all his spirit into giving it back. She strangled the root of his manhood hard with her wet pussy-gate, and clenched his balls with her ass-groove so that they could not move.
Then Father Ambrose gently placed his hand on Bea’s undulating breasts, inserted his hard prick into Bea’s pussy door up to the hairy edge, and said in a calm tone, “I’m going to go”, which made Bea so excited that she spread her legs as wide as she could to the left and right, and posed herself in a position ready to suck every drop of lewdness that came into her womb.
He was motionless for two minutes, and at that moment, like hot soup, like hot, sticky, milky, sticky, lewd water shot out, and every time that hot lewd water shot on the head of Bei’s uterus, she twisted her body and cried out in joy.