Inside the neurological hospital, there are all sorts of strange and bizarre things. Someone keeps reciting incantations every day, saying that he will be able to save the world; someone keeps counting the netherworld papers, saying that she owes money to the King of Hell in her past life.
In the corner of the ward, there was a male patient of about thirty years old, who had been living here for more than five years. Every day, he hides on the bed, covers his lower body with a sheet, and repeats his experiments. The nurses were not surprised and often laughed with him.
“What’s the matter! Ah Hong, did the experiment work?” The nurse lady deliberately played with him.
“Almost, not quite, it must be low on power. Miss, can you give me some batteries?”
“Isn’t it enough that you’ve collected so many electric him?”
“How can you cheat me and give me some old batteries exclusively!”
“If the electricity is too strong, it’s so easy to electrocute that root of yours.”
“It’s to electrify me until that thing glows and heats up so I can enter the time tunnel and go back 2,000 years!”
The nurse lady peeked at his penis and Ah Hong scolded, “What are you peeking at ah you?”
The nurse lady said, “Screw you, you’ve got something to look at baby!”
The nurse left and Hong continued his “experiment”.
Ah Hong in five years ago a rainy night, suddenly struck by lightning, since then, is addicted to the use of batteries will be their own a not too small penis to “electrify” to do “experiments”.
According to himself, he is not of this world. Two thousand years ago, he was a magician in the palace of Emperor Qin Shi Huang. He specialized in teaching Emperor Qin Shi Huang the art of immortality by electrifying the phallus. Because of the lack of resources, he was relegated to this world now. He believed that if the experiment was successful, he would be able to reverse time and space and return to the Qin Dynasty.
This night he was quietly repeating his experiments again, when suddenly a female patient stole in, tapped him on the shoulder and head, and said, “Let me help you!”
“How can you help me! Go away!”
“I really have miles of electricity inside my body! Let me electrify you!”
“What nonsense, you fuck off!”
“Really! Mr. Chan, our head nurse, often does experiments with me, he inserts his thing into my body, and when he does, my whole body shakes, so much electricity, the electricity is so strong, why don’t you also insert me!”
“Foolish woman, Mr. Chen is raping you! Why don’t you report him?”
“Then you can rape me too! I want to make electricity!”
The female patient, whose name was Feng, began to remove her blouse, which contained a pair of large red pearls that glistened on the left and right of each of her breasts.
Apart from his constant indulgence in his experiments, Ah Hong’s physiological state was very normal, and when he usually played with his prick, he often played with it until he came out of semen and screamed in bed. The nurses just thought he was masturbating there and often called him a slut.
Ah Fung’s breasts were obviously touching Ah Hong’s lust. Ah Wang looked at Ah Fung, Ah Fung stuck out her tongue, licked her upper and lower lips, then held her breasts high and used her tongue to lick her nipples.
“Good flavor?” Hiro asked.
“What’s the point of having good taste, you’re all alone! It’s useless to have a horse with a thousand miles to go without Bole!”
“Fine! I’ll be the Burroughs, I’m going to try you out!”
Ah Feng smiled lewdly at him and offered her breasts to him, saying, “Eat milk! Young master.”
Ah Hong grabbed Feng’s left breast with one hand, pulled Feng’s hair with the other and pressed her head down, causing Feng to raise her head and tilt it back. He didn’t do it in a gradual manner, it was so wild and exciting right from the start.
“Ah! Be gentle!” Feng screamed in pain.
“I’m hungry! I want to eat your milk.”
“You’re slurping on my nipples! There must be milk oozing out to quench your thirst!”
“Good! I’ll slurp and slurp until your nipple breaks in my mouth.”
“Why are you eating so violently? Be careful of being sent to a mental hospital!” Feng spoke the words in a serious manner as if she didn’t know where she was.
Ah Hong slurped a big round but no milk came out, he was a bit angry, so he went to squeeze with both hands, and also spoke foul language, “Your mom, I don’t believe that milk can’t come out!”
Ah Fung shouted, “It hurts! You’re too strong!”
Hiro suddenly said, “I have an idea.”
“What’s the solution?”
“You drink the milk while I slurp it, that way it works!”
“Yes, but where’s the cow on the fifth floor? If there’s a cow, there’s milk!” Ah Fung answered correctly.
Hiro added, “You’re right, but I have another idea!”
“What’s the solution, tell us!” Feng asked anxiously.
“Electrify!” Hong immediately picked up a couple batteries in his left hand and grabbed a bundle of wires with his right.
“Will it hurt?” Feng asked.
“Silly woman, is such a big person still afraid of pain?”
“Don’t laugh at me! The most I can do is to stop screaming in pain, you have electrified my nipples!” Fung caressed her breasts, as if she was sad to part with them.
Ah Hong hitched up the left and right, then, one wire was connected to Ah Fung’s right nipple, and the other wire was hitched up to the left nipple. After hitching it up, Ah Fung did not react much.
Ah Hong was so angry and said, “Damn nurses, stinky nurses, netting me some batteries with no charge.”
Feng said, “Fear not, I still have the braid method.”
Ah Fung walked out of the hospital room, after a while, she carried a car battery will come. Ah Hong was overjoyed, immediately re-linking the wires, and then, then the two poles respectively on the left and right nipples of Ah Fung.
Phoenix’s body was shaking, as if cold, she said, “The is so numb, so paralyzed, so enjoyable.”
Before long, Ah Fong was passed out. Ah Hong ignored her, he was so excited that he started to want to electrocute his penis. While he was doing the preparatory work, he said to himself, “Damn nurse, how dare she refuse to bring me new batteries. Hmph!
God has really helped me this time, I’m going to make it!”
As soon as he put the electricity on his penis, it was like putting on a motorized dildo, swinging and shaking! It swung and swung and swung and swung and swung and swung and swung and swung and swung and swung and swung to seven colors. Ah Hong looked at his penis and kept laughing, “I will succeed, I will succeed.”
After a few moments of electricity, Ah Hong also passed out. When he woke up, he was surrounded by a class of people in theater costumes.
Hiro asked, “Are you guys doing a big show?”
“Doing a play? What kind of drama? Why don’t you go serve the king!”
“Great King? Could it be that I’m really back in the Qin Dynasty?”
“Come on! You all know that the King has to spank a woman while letting another man spank her to have an orgasm!” The speaker was a courtesan.
The court ladies push Ah Hong into the room and see that Emperor Qin Shi Huang is kissing a naked woman. Ah Hong looked carefully, could not help but jump, the naked woman is actually Feng.
Qin Wang’s body is kuiwu, Ah Fung tore off his bottoms with one hand and saw Qin Wang’s little bird, Ah Hong couldn’t help but laugh secretly, thinking to himself, “Such a big man, how come that phallus is so tiny, it’s really funny.”
When the king saw Ah Hong enter the room, he immediately said, “Good! Quickly take the leather whip, I’ll whip a lot of people in the daytime, and I’m going to enjoy the feeling of being whipped when I get into bed.”
Ah Hong said, “You are the king of a country, I dare not offend.”
The King of Qin said, “Do you dare to disobey me? Fight when I order you to!”
Ah Feng held the King’s “little meatworm” and sucked it, but he could not turn it into a big worm.
The King of Qin said, “There are a few Spring Palace under the bed, take them out!”
Hiro said, “Why are there so many books left?”
The King of Qin said proudly, “I ordered the burning of books and pitting of scholars, and took the opportunity to collect obscene books and paintings!”
Ah Hong thought to himself “Wow! This Qin Shi Huang, I thought he was a great hero, but he turns out to be so cunning.”
When he thought of this, he couldn’t help but feel a nameless fire, and with a whip in his hand, one after the other, he struck down one after another, and shouted, “Beat you to death, beat you to death!”
The King of Qin said, “Good fight, I deserve to die, today I executed 300 soldiers, copied three families, and executed nine clans, I deserve to die, I deserve to fight, you avenge them!”
Ah Hong not only used the whip, but also kicked over and hit the King of Qin’s naked ass. Just at this time, Ah Fung exclaimed, “King, you can do it! That little worm of yours has turned into a big worm!”
The King of Qin was overjoyed and said, “Yes! What a big one!”
The king pointed at Ah Hong and shouted, “You! You’ve done well! I order you to kick my ass harder.”
The more Ah Hong kicked, the more he enjoyed it, and even kicked and cursed at the same time. King Qin, on the other hand, was so excited to penetrate Ah Fung’s body. He said happily, “Ah Fung, it’s been a long time since the Lone King has truly pampered you, I’m going to ride you well tonight.”
Ah Feng also said, “Many thanks to the Great King for his favor.”
As the King of Qin was thrusting in and out, his penis was shrinking and changing from a big bug to a small one. Knowing that he could not do it, the King of Qin was in a hurry, so he shouted, “I can’t do it! Stick it in me! I must let a man stick it in my ass to keep my erection, come on and stick it in me, stick it in me!”
Ah Hong saw that he was so eager, so he purposely didn’t plug him. The king said, “Hurry up la, I’ll give you whatever you want, you tell it!”
Ah Hong said, “I want to pretend to be the emperor and want you to be a lackey.”
“Okay, you’re the emperor, now you’re the emperor.”
Ah Hong droned, “You lackey, why don’t you kneel down when you see me!”
The king of Qin really pushed Feng away with one hand, knelt down in front of Ah Hong and kowtowed, “My slave begs pardon from the great king.”
Ah Hong cursed, “You are a dead tyrant, laboring the people to hurt their money, raising the Afang Palace, and building the Great Wall, causing many people’s families to fall apart and die, I want to whip you to death tonight.”
While Ah Hong was speaking, he lashed furiously with a leather whip, beating the Qin King until his skin was broken and bleeding.
“Dead Qin Shi Huang, do you recognize your mistake?”
“I know I’m wrong! I know I’m wrong! Forgive me, you’re in my ass!”
“Okay! But you have to do it for me first!”
“Good! I’ll contain, I’ll contain la! I’ll help you take off your pants.”
Qin Wang took off Ah Hong’s pants with one hand, and when he saw his prick, he cupped it with both hands as if he had seen a treasure. He said in admiration, “It’s so big, much bigger than mine!”
“Hmph! It hasn’t blown up yet, it’s already so big, you’ll know when it does.” Ah Hong said.
King Qin was really a master, he sucked in a breath and then held Ah Hong’s prick, sticking out a tongue out, gently swimming on top of the glans. After swimming for a while, Ah Hong said, “Your kung fu is not bad, since you have sucked on the glans, suck on the toes with me!”
“Sucking toes?” The king of Qin had a difficult look on his face.
“Are you willing to do it?” Hong bellowed.
“It’s not that I won’t, it’s just that I’ve never tried sucking a man’s toes before.” The king said.
“In that case, a woman sucking her toes has tried it! Okay! You help Feng suck first.” Ah Hong said.
So, Ah Wang took off Ah Feng’s foot cloth, revealing her big toes. Ah Hong attentively look, found that the original Ah Feng is tied small feet of the lady of the house. Ah Feng pair of jade legs and white and tender, especially a pair of meat palm, ten jade toes, white proud, slippery lovely. Ah Hong see has been very impulsive, the penis automatically raised its head.
When the King of Qin saw it, he was also moved by it and said in praise, “Wow! What a beautiful toe! I suck, I like to suck oh!”
Ah Hong drank, “Wait!”
“Your Majesty, what else do you want!” The king said to Ah Hong.
“You crawl away! These ten jade toes, let me enjoy them by myself.” Ah Hong cupped Ah Feng’s palms with one hand and held the left palm in one mouth, after a while of holding and spitting, he switched to holding the right palm.
When the King of Qin saw this, he called out, “I really want to suck my toes! Let me suck them for a while!”
Hong said, “Suck my toes if you want!”
“Good wow! Great King, wait for the slave to help you take off your boots first!”
Ah Hong ignored him and just carefully tasted Ah Feng’s jade toe. Since Ah Feng tied her little feet, her jade palm was only three inches long. Three inches of golden lotus, I see pity. He suddenly remembered Pan Jinlian’s pair of feet, remembered Simon Qing using Pan Jinlian’s shoes to hold wine.
So he commanded, “The king wants to drink wine, bring it quickly.”
With a command from the King of Qin, the palace maid brought in the wine. Ah Hong watched Feng lying prone with her feet crossed and her palms facing the sky. So he poured the wine into his palms and then said to the King of Qin, “Come! Let’s drink a cup first.”
So he and the King of Qin each held one of Feng’s paws and drank and poured and drank again.
“Good wine!” The King of Qin said.
“You can’t have good wine without good feet!” Hiro said happily as well.
“Minion has a harem of 3,000, if you like, tell them all to strip naked, barefoot and barelegged, and let you taste them.” King Qin said.
“That’s a good idea! It’s decided.” Hiro said excitedly.
The King of Qin added, “My A-Fang Palace has just been completed, so will you be my first guest and go in and play?”
Hiro thought to himself, “Aphrodite’s Palace! Wow! Wow! Must go and see it.”
So Ah Hong followed the King of Qin into the palace. Afang Palace is really magnificent, all marble columns, the ground is paved with jade, the throne with sapphire in a large “Qin”.
The king said, “Let’s go swimming!”
Hiro asked, “Is there a pool here?”
“Not a pool, a wine pool.” They entered another side room, and there was indeed a large wine pool, with so many beautiful women in it, all topless on a horizontal surface, with large and small, round and flat breasts, and so many flowers.
Ah Hong was so happy to see that he said, “Wow! That’s great! It’s so much fun! Am I in a dream!”
The King of Qin said proudly, “I, the King of Qin, am able to do what no man can do and do what no man can do; I started everything, and I hope that future generations will call me the First Emperor of Qin!”
Ah Hong said, “It doesn’t matter if you’re the First Emperor of Qin or the Last Emperor of Qin! I want to swim!”
“Can you swim?” The king asked.
“I will, but I’m afraid it’s too shallow here to swim!”
“Deceive the mountain and not the water oh!”
“What should we do? Tell me!”
“We could take a boat. I have a “human boat” made up of a dozen or so naked beauties.”
“Really? I must see it then.”
The king of Qin clapped his hands five times, and the naked women in the pool began to move; they were completely naked, and then you stacked on top of me, and I hugged you, and built a small boat with their naked bodies.
The King of Qin said, “Try sitting on it!”
Ah Hong boarded the boat and sat on the back of one of the beauties, surrounded by other beauties with their breasts to form an oval, exactly like a small boat. The king of Qin clapped his hands five times, and several other beauties formed another boat for the king’s enjoyment.
The two boats floated, floated, floated, floated, and the naked women were constantly ordered to serve fruits and meat and grape wine. The whole pool is full of the aroma of wine and meat. Naked women have a special way of serving, they will wine in the cleavage between the breasts, hands holding the breasts, waiting for Ah Hong and the king of Qin to enjoy.
Qin Wangdao said, “Drinking wine in this way is especially tasty! Try it!”
The King of Qin added, “Don’t be polite! I won’t return tonight without getting drunk.”
“Hehe! I’m already a little drunk!”
“Great! Half-drunk, then into the bedchamber to play with women!” The King of Qin said.
Ah Hong said, “I want to pee, is there a toilet? I have to go.”
“To the restroom? No need! I’ll just call a restroom!”
“Can all the toilets be called?”
The Qin King smiled and clapped his hands three times in a row, and immediately a sultry woman walked down to the wine pool and swam over to the two.
The king said, “This is the toilet.”
“Wow! Get a woman for a toilet!”
“You don’t think that mouth of hers is big enough? Try putting in that penis of yours!”
“I’ll try, right away.”
Ah Hong looked at the woman, who was very understanding, she automatically used her hand to hold up Ah Hong’s prick, and then sent her cherry mouth up.
“I’m sorry for your trouble.” Hiro said.
“The slave girl is honored to serve the official and begs for more.” The woman took in Ah Hong’s prick and waited for him to release his urine. Ah Hong let out a lot, he had been worried that the woman could not swallow so much and so fast. But in fact, the woman had been trained for a long time, not only did she swallow as much as she could, but she didn’t even have a drop left.
At this time, the King of Qin also called for another toilet for himself to use, and after the two of them finished using the toilet, they went ashore and stepped into the bedchamber.
“There are eighteen bedchambers, each different, each with its own special style.” The King of Qin said.
“Why don’t you introduce me to a few random ones to open my eyes, okay?”
“Okay, I’ll show you around.” King Qin led Hong and saw that each doorway had a name and there was a poem on each door.
Ah Hong looked at one room after another, some of them are like a forest, the bed is in the trees, called the tree bed. There is one like a beach, there is fine sand, there is water, there are beds, beds in the water, called water beds. There was another room full of young girls of twelve or thirteen years old, each of them naked, most of them still undeveloped, their breasts still flat and unattractive. Then there is a room full of ten years old or so, all the brute children, all skin and flesh smooth, ass red and white, young and tender. There was also a room with pairs of young men and women who were making various sexual positions.
The king said, “This room, you can play one king and two queens, one queen and two kings, so exciting!”
Ah Hong looked at him with a confused eye, and Qin Wang asked, “You say la! You like that room, I’ll accompany you in to play.”
“Are there any others?”
“Yes! There’s a lot more, and one of them has a torture room with a lot of torture instruments, and it’s fun to torture naked women!”
Ah Hong said, “Yeah! Let’s go to the torture chamber and have some fun!”
Although the king of Qin is the master, but the Afan Palace has just been built, so many places have not yet been there, so many sex plays have not yet been played. Into the torture room, the officials of the torture room to the king of Qin introduced, each piece of torture equipment, but also selected the beautiful nude female live demonstration.
One of them was a wooden horse equipped with a mechanism, and the head of the torture chamber told one of the maids to undress and ride on it. There was a wooden stick on the back of the wooden horse, which was just inserted into the naked maid’s nether regions, and then the head of the torture chamber ordered another maid to shake the wooden horse, and another maid swung a whip and struck at the rider’s body. After a while of hitting, as it were, the naked maid could not stand it and fainted.
Staying with him, King Chin said, “Okay, now call some of the prettiest babes out there to beat me.”
So the head of the torture chamber summoned several beautiful young women to come out, and after stripping off their clothes, some of the naked women whipped the King of Qin, and some took turns kneeling at his crotch and sucking his penis for him. When the King of Qin was beaten, he let out a tiger-like roar, which shook the sky and the earth. After many lashes and a few changes, the King of Qin finally ejaculated. The moment the semen was ejaculated, all the people rushed to suck the manhood, hoping to catch the semen. As a result, the semen did not go into anyone’s mouth, but on the ground. In order to please the King of Qin, all the maids competed with each other to lick the semen with their tongues, as if they were a pack of hungry dogs snatching the food, which was a hilarious and interesting scene.
Then, King Chin said to Hong, “Why don’t you play with all of them once! It’s so exciting, an orgasm within an orgasm!”
Ah Hong shook his hand and twisted his head, and refused to die, so King Qin took him into the second room. Into this room, inside the darkness, can not see anything, only to hear inside the sound of women talking quietly.
Qin Wang said, “In this black house, there are five beautiful women and five ugly women, you go in and pick them, you can have sex with them as you like, and when you’re done, you’ll make a mark on them, and after lighting the candle, you’ll be able to tell if the one you just did it with is a beautiful or ugly woman.”
“This is so dangerous, the chances are half and half!”
“The more dangerous, the more exciting! I love playing this game, but now I’ve just finished the fire, so I’ll let you play!”
The hospitality is difficult to refuse, Ah Hong only into the room. Once in the room, the king of Qin closed the door, Ah Hong in the dark, suddenly someone swung a whip at him, hit into the body all the pain, suddenly a woman jumped over and said “my husband, I want ah!”
“Are you a pretty girl or an ugly girl?”
“Of course it’s a beautiful woman! Listen to how sweet my voice is, and if you touch my grandma, my ass, and my thighs, you’ll know I’m not lying to you!”
Ah Hong touched the woman’s whole body once, it is really the best on earth, so he kissed her. The two kissed hot, and finally engaged in intercourse, and after finishing, Ah Hong beat the woman’s ass with a mark. After that, there was a second pounce. This woman and slutty and whiny, a voice as if there is honey, Ah Hong touched and touched, found that this woman’s thighs are slightly fat, so one hand to push her away.
“Why don’t you want me?”
“You’re not even pretty, and I don’t make love to ugly women!”
“I’m not ugly! I’m the flower of the village! I’m the prettiest in the village! Believe me!”
Ah Hong said, “It’s strange to believe you! Go away!”
One walks away and the other pounces. Her voice was just as sweet, her skin just as young and smooth, and she had a very specific body odor.
“Sangha, I want it too oh! Give me your baby!”
“Your body smells so good.”
“Really? , I have a flower name of Fragrant Princess Mile!”
“Princess Xiang Xiang? Great! I got the urge as soon as I smelled your scent.”
“Then let’s have sex!”
“Great! Let’s do it, right away!”
After doing so, there is a second naked daughter pounced on, such as those who do not know how many, Ah Hong every time you want to open the door to go can not open the door.
“Open the door! Don’t lock the door, let me out!” Hong shouted.
Qin Wang said, “Enjoy yourself, and sleep here tonight!”
Ah Hong shouted, “Don’t do it! I can’t take it anymore, let me go!”
Another woman jumped on him, embraced him, kissed him and copulated with him. Such were they, one after another, ejaculating until no sperm came out, but only air.
Ah Hong finally fainted, the king of Qin called a magician to heal him, the magician said that he had practiced a long life elixir, after taking it can be a thousand years old, guaranteed to extend the life of two thousand years.
“Two thousand years?” Hiro suddenly woke up to the fact that he was two thousand years later.
The warlock said, “Master, trust me! You are guaranteed to have 2,000 years of life.” But Ah Hong is already breathless, in critical condition, he feels so hollow in his lower body, as if the penis is not his own, eight ejaculation makes him exhausted.
The king of Qin sat down beside him, and, caring for him, said, “Secretary, what do you have left to say to me.”
Ah Hong said, “Great King, I know you will still burn books, I just want you to keep a few books.”
“What book?” The king fed an elixir of immortality to Ah Hong to eat, and Ah Hong exhaled his last breath and said, “The Sutra of the Vegetarian Maiden.”
Hong is back in Hong Kong 2,000 years later, in a mental hospital undergoing intensive care. The doctor examines him and looks puzzled.
The doctor asked, “He’s got bruises all over his body, as if he’d been whipped. None of the injuries are fatal though, it’s just that he’s constantly ejaculating and frittering away too much.”
The nurse said, “He usually spends his days playing with his prick la, I think, he must be over masturbating.”
The doctor finds a book on the bed and says curiously “Huh! Does he read a lot?”
The nurse said, “No, I don’t usually see him reading!”
“And which one gave him this book?”
“No one has come to visit him, how strange!”
The doctor added, “His blood alcohol level is so high, he must have consumed a lot of alcohol.”
The nurse said, “There’s a reason oh! There’s no alcohol here, nothing.”
Hong is dead, and the elixir can only return him to a time and place 2,000 years later, but it won’t save his life.
No one in the Neurological Hospital uses batteries to electrify their dildos anymore, but another female patient plays the same game. She is Fung, who keeps using batteries to electrify her breasts in the hope of flying over 2,000 years to the Qin Dynasty once again.