“Uh-huh… ah…”
A burst of moans came from the next room, needless to say, it must be Guo Xiong “bullying” Yu Yun again.
Damn it! This Kunio guy is too much of a jerk! It’s only 7:30 p.m! It’s only half an hour after dinner, and they’re already having sex.
I curse you for premature ejaculation!
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The time was 2:38 in the middle of the night, and I quietly entered Kunio’s studio.
By the time I climbed up to the work chair, I was already out of breath, I couldn’t help it, the chair was just too high, and that Kunio guy was a hundred and ninety-something centimeters tall, so his chair was extraordinarily high.
Turning on my computer and connecting to the internet, I started browsing porn sites.
A picture of a hot, beautiful woman kept stimulating my lower abdomen, and I unconsciously put my hand close to my crotch and rubbed my erect rod.
“Hoo…” I exhaled deeply when I felt two ejaculations.
I’ve been jerking off a bit too much in the last few days, and I’m feeling a bit tired. Grinding on Yu Yun’s plump chest all day long teaches me that it’s hard not to get excited.
Looking up at the clock, 4:08, it’s time to go to bed too, I have to go to the hospital tomorrow for a checkup.
Cutting the connection and shutting down the computer, I struggled to move my butt so I could get to the edge of the chair, turned around, pressed my stomach against the edge of the chair, and stretched out my legs, finally framing the floor.
Lower the center of gravity, feet finally stepped on the ground, suddenly, the two feet a soft, the body sprinted backward, a butt fall to the ground, “thud” sound, head solidly hit the floor.
“wah… ah… oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”
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“How can it be? It must have been a stolen call!” Having received the phone bill, Kunio exclaimed in shock.
“Keep your voice down! Don’t disturb the baby.” Yu Yun crossed his eyes and gently stroked my head.
“Look! This month’s internet dial-up charges! Over five thousand dollars! How can that be!”
“It’s not even for your own use.”
“No way, I’ve been online less than twenty hours this month! You’re stealing it, aren’t you?”
Yu Yun spat: “Don’t be ridiculous, I don’t have time to surf the internet! Even if I do, I can’t say I’m stealing it!”
Guo Xiong yelled: “I must go to the Telecommunications Bureau to ask for clarification.”
“Hmph…” I laughed inwardly, “I did it, so what? Idiot!”
“Let’s ignore him… Good baby…” Yu-wan softly sang a song she had made up: “Good baby…”
Still my Yu Yun is the best!
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Bitch! Have you finished?
The fat lady next door has been coming to chat with Yu Yun since nine o’clock in the morning, and it’s almost twelve now, and she’s still not leaving!
I’m starving!
“That’s why…” the fat lady was gossiping again: “That Mrs. Wong must be…”
“Hm…” Yuk Un looked up at the clock frequently, yawning, hinting at the fat lady, and responded noncommittally, “Yes… yes… yes… yes… yes… yes… yes… yes… yes…”
“Even you say that…”
“Ah… I didn’t mean…”
“I know… I know… Mrs. Chang you…”
Are you finished? Do you know that at my age, I’m very hot-tempered? If you don’t leave, I’m going to get angry!
Hungry! Hungry! Hungry!
I get hungry every two hours and have to eat!
You ungrateful old woman, I’m hungry!
“Wha… wha… wha…” my temper finally exploded.
“Oops! Look at me, I’ve lost track of time, I’m going to deliver the lunches for my kids. Mrs. Zhang, let’s talk later.”
“Baby don’t cry… baby be good… baby be good… mother be good… baby eat grandma…”
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“That’s great… that’s what it feels like…”
Her mouth kept sucking on the tiny nipple, and the warm milk was injected into her throat, only to feel her stomach warm and overflowing with blissful satisfaction.
Yu Yun lightly hummed a small song, looking down at the little baby who was buried between her breasts and kept sucking, a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.
“When the baby is full, go to sleep… it’s the only way he’ll grow…”
That’s great! No matter how many times I sucked on it, I wouldn’t get tired of it. Yu Yun’s breasts were really the most comfortable place under the sky. Without realizing it, my rod was getting hard again.
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“Baby… washing peng peng lo…”
Yu Yun carried me into the bathroom and put her hand into the small bath tub to test the temperature of the water.
“If I’m clean, I won’t get sick… my baby will grow up quickly…”
Yu-wan undressed me and smiled faintly, saying, “Little penis… hee hee… grow up…” and flirted with my rod with her fingers.
Yu Yun put me into the small bath tub, scooped up moderately hot and cold warm water in her hands and drenched my body, squeezing some body lotion and smearing it over my front and back.
Yu-wan’s delicate hand made me moan in comfort: “Ah… Y… Y… Y… Y… Y… Y… Y… Y… Y… Y… Y… Y… Y… Y….”
“The baby said the bath is so nice…”
I swung my hands and kicked my feet, stirring up sheets of water that splashed Yu Yun’s clothes.
“Baby is not good… hee hee hee… mom needs a bath too…”
Yu Yun removes her full body clothes and I’m dumbfounded by what I see.
“Is mommy pretty… baby says… mommy is pretty…”
Beautiful! Yu Yun’s body was just beautiful beyond words. Even after seeing it many times, I was still mesmerized by the beautiful sight in front of me.
Her flawless white skin, lightly pink in color, and her plump, toned breasts with small, reddish nipples were extremely attractive. A slim waist, a flat, smooth belly, long, round legs… and… a… grassy… body
Yu Yun turned on the lotus head and sat on the small bench, showering her whole body, and with her free right hand, she kept scrubbing on her body.
How can you not be excited by the sight of a beautiful woman in the bath in front of you?
Yu Yun opened her legs, her right hand spread the soft pubic hair, carefully cleaning the most private place of women. When her fingertips touched the soft labia, Yulun moaned slightly, her face flushed with a shy but joyful smile, and she murmured in a low voice: “Stinky Hsiung… what did he say about licking me with his mouth here…”
What? That ugly, muscular man…
Damn it! I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand it… I can’t stand to bully Yulun. As my extremely aroused rod rubbed against Yu-wan’s warm breasts, I couldn’t help but feel a tingle in my loins and ejaculated.
“Aaah… I hate… I just washed it… baby is not good… baby is peeing again… I have to wash it all over again…” Yu-wan gently pinched my nose, kissed me on the cheek, and smiled as she said, “Baby is not good… baby is spanked…”
“I’m back!”
It’s that asshole Kunio who’s back! Don’t you know how to take pity on a woman?
“I’m in the shower.”
“Then I’ll wash with you!”
Wait a minute! Who let you in? Don’t come in! Don’t you know I’m in there?
“Nasty…” snapped Yu Yun.
“Wash it all together!”
Damn Kwok-hung, stop bullying Yuk-yun!
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“You get back here! The baby is possessed!” Yu Yun cried hysterically into the microphone, and on the other end of the line was, of course, Guoxiong.
“What? You…”
“You come back…”
“Okay… wait for me… I’ll be right back from the office…”
Actually, I wasn’t possessed at all, I just accidentally let her see me on a porn site.
Usually in the afternoon, Yu Yun would always take a nap for an hour, and I would always take this time to sneak into Guoxiong’s studio to surf the internet. Who knows, today Yu Yun woke up after a 30-minute nap, and suddenly realized that I should be lying in a baby crib was actually surfing the Internet, and also on a pornographic website! She was so shocked that she lost her usual calmness and hurriedly called to inform Kwok Hung.
Hanging up the phone, Yu Yun anxious as if the ants on the hot pot, can not sit for a moment, his face is terrified look.
“Right…” As if suddenly remembering something, Yu Yun picked me up and rushed towards the door.
“Mrs. Chang you…” shouted the fat lady next door from her balcony.
Yu Yun rushed straight away without looking back.
“What’s the rush? Rushing to your death?”
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“Master Liao… this child of mine…”
“Well… let me count my fingers… ouch!”
Yu Yun exclaimed, “How?”
“It’s not good…”
“Guru… tell me…”
“You child is haunted by evil spirits, I’m afraid you won’t live for three months!”
“AH…” Yu Yun nearly fainted.
“But…”
Hearing the Master’s tone of voice change, Yu Yun urgently said, “Master… please save my child… no matter what, save my child…”
“Well… there is a way to get your child, but… no, no, no! It’s not feasible…”
Yu Yun knelt down and cried, “Master, no matter what method, please save my child…”
“Female cultivator, please rise, seeing that the female cultivator is so sincere, this seat has no choice but to willingly risk the Heavenly Commandment and tell you honestly.
According to this child’s destiny, he should have been rich and prosperous, with a promising future, but because of the evil you did in your previous life, even though you were lucky enough not to end up in the animal world, and were reincarnated as a human being, good has its rewards and evil has its retribution… It’s not that you won’t be rewarded for the evil you did in your previous life… it’s just that it isn’t yet time… The evil causes of your previous life are all the bad consequences of…”
“So… how should I defuse…”
“In order to dissolve the evil consequences of your child, then you must first dissolve the evil causes of what you did in your previous life…”
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“I will now ask the Great God of Air and Space to come down and attach himself to my body, and you will beg the Great God of Air and Space to resolve the situation for your child…”
Only to see that Master Liao threw his head, shaking his body as if he was drunk, reciting words in his mouth, his hands kept gesturing with gestures that no one could understand, suddenly, his whole body had a violent tremor, Master Liao turned white, and loudly shouted: “Who is it who invites this great god to come down to his place!”
“It’s me…” Yu-wan, who had never seen such a scene before, said in a trembling voice, “My… my daughter… Ho Yu-wan…”
“Bold! Why don’t you kneel down when you see this great god!”
Yu-wan bent her legs and knelt down: “My daughter, Ho… Ho Yu-wan, has a favor to ask… to ask the Great Spirit…”
“Scare! There is no need to say more! This Great God already knows!”
“I beg the Great Spirit to help me…”
“You did a lot of evil in your past life, and your son’s death is not worthy of you, but in view of your sincere request, I, the Great Spirit, have spared no effort in my thousands of years to come and help you…”
“Yes… thank you, Great God Khong Khong… My daughter will endeavor to do good in the future…”
“Okay… take off your clothes!”
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Yu Yun, don’t listen to him! He’s just a godly man who cheats and robs people!
“In order to dissolve the evil cause you have planted, the true dragon’s qi cultivated by this great god must be injected into your body.
Male is yang, female is yin, good is yang, evil is yin, and your evil cause is concentrated in your extreme yin… As long as the pure yang dragon energy of the Great Spirit is merged with your extreme yin, it will dissolve the cause of your evil, and your son’s evil consequences will disappear…”
That half-bald head, wearing two moustaches, do not know whether it is Master Liao or empty God’s man, take off their clothes, revealing skinny visible bones of the body, face limbs limbs of the bizarre smile, with unspeakable eerie can cloth, across the huge viper head spit out letters, spit out obscene transparent liquid, slowly approached Yu Yun.
“Great God, you…” Yu Yun’s whole body trembled, and as the leathery skeletal claws gripped Yu Yun’s plump shoulders, Yu Yun just felt like vomiting.
“You don’t have to be afraid, hehehehe…” Master Liao, who looked so kind and respectable, transformed himself into a hellish ghost and roughly embraced Yuk Wan in his arms, who hastily shrank back as her body met the frightening snake.
“Heh heh… you don’t have to be afraid… just inject my dragon energy into you and you’ll be fine…”
Yu Yun nervous organs are twisted together, want to break free from Master Liao, but the whole body is weak and powerless.
“Ah… no…” Master Liao grabbed Yu Yun’s breasts and rubbed them like dough.
“Very well…” Master Liao pushed Ngoc Un towards a bed against the wall in the room: “Lie down…”
“Hold on… as long as I can save the baby… I must hold on…” Ngoc Wan lay on the bed with her body cowering, “Hubby… I’m sorry… I have to save the baby…”
Master Liao lay on top of Yu Yun’s soft body, spitting out his tongue and licking Yu Yun’s cheeks and neck, the stench of a mixture of cigarettes, alcohol, and betel nut rushed into his nose, and Yu Yun was practically on the verge of vomiting.
“Hiss…” Master Liao inhaled, smelling the faint fragrance emanating from Yu Yun’s body, and revealed a satisfied smile.
“I will now infuse my dragon energy into you…” With one hand, he rubbed Yu Yun’s breasts, and with the other hand, he followed his slender waist and belly to the fragrant slit of flesh.
“DON’T…” Yu Yun tensed her whole body, only to feel her pubic hair being lifted, and her sharp fingers tweaking her sensitive and tender labia, “DON’T…” Yu Yun cried out in her heart.
Master Liao skillfully opened the flap of flesh, played with the blood-engorged pussy nucleus, and aimed his viper at the pussy, ready to drive in…
“Woah… Woah… Woah… Ah… Woah…” I desperately tried to make noise to get the attention of the people outside.
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“With a loud bang, a figure kicked open the door of the room and rushed in like a whirlwind.
It’s Kunio!
Kunio grabbed the back of Master Liao’s neck who was about to give lust and lifted it up, punched him heavily twice in the stomach, and before flinging himself hard like a wall, lifted his foot and kicked it mercilessly on the little earthworm who could not be jeopardized from then on because of the shock.
“Husband!” Yu-wan jumped into Kwok-hung’s arms: “I’m sorry… I’m sorry…”
Kunio took off his jacket and draped it over Yuk Un’s body, gently patting Yuk Un’s sobbing shoulder and saying softly, “Good girl… don’t cry… don’t cry… good girl…”
“Baby he…” Yu Yun hurriedly picked me up and gently shook me.
“Baby, don’t cry… be good…” Ngoc Wan stroked my chest and said softly, “Baby, be good…”
“Y… Y… Y… Y… A… Y… Y… Mom… Mom…”
Yu-wan was surprised: “Hubby, listen, he called me mom…”
“E… ah… mom… mom…”
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Why did Kunio show up in time?
It’s that fat lady next door…
“I saw Mrs. Chang run out of the house in a strange manner…” Mrs. Chang told the police afterwards: “When she got to the altar, I thought something was wrong… There had been rumors that the altar was being used as a place for blackmailers. But there was no evidence, so when Mr. Chang came back to see his wife, I told him… Mr. Policeman… Am I helping to solve the case? Will I get the Good Citizen Award? What? No, I don’t think so What kind of policemen are you? Wait a minute! Wait a minute What TV station are you with? You’re going to be on TV? I’ll go brush my hair first… TVES? Yes, yes, yes… I’ve been watching your station… it’s Lee Woo-don… no, it’s Chang Ah-yee… yes, yes, yes, yes, yes… I misremembered him for a moment… bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, bad luck.”
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“Uh-huh… ah-ha… ooh… not there, I can’t take it anymore… husband, I’m coming…”
It’s getting worse and worse! It’s broad daylight! Dead Guoxiong is bullying Yu Yun again.
“Don’t… don’t ohh… come…”
“Baby… I’m going to cum…”
Although I was very unhappy with Guo Xiong’s repeated “bullying” of Yu Yun (although Yu Yun loved to be “bullied” by Guo Xiong), I believed that Guo Xiong was a man who could bring happiness to Yu Yun, so I had nothing to say when I saw Yu Yun looking happy every time she was “bullied”. So, looking at Yu Yun’s happy face after being “bullied” every time, I have nothing more to say.
“Husband… stop… mmm… baby is hungry… mmm… mmm… ah… mmm…”
“It’s okay… hoo-hoo… just a little bit more… hoo-hoo… it’s okay for the baby to be hungry for a while…”
“No… I can’t… I can’t… I can’t… I can’t… I can’t… I can’t… I can’t… I can’t… I can’t… I can’t… I can’t…”
“Baby… I want… I want… Hoo-hoo…”
Damn Kunio! Stinking Kunio! Rotten Kunio!
I’m hungry! Give me a brother or sister to come!
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The above happened two years ago, and I am now two years and eight months old.
You may not believe that a two year old kid can use a computer and think that all of the above is false, but regardless, I’m just faithfully documenting the facts as they happened.
In a word, the world is a big place, there is nothing strange, there are all kinds of strange things under the sky, believe it or not, it is up to you!