Madam Flower (polite address)


OCR-S series is a series of short stories rewritten from scans of selected old texts, old bottles and new wines leaking color, mortal and fellow drinkers.

That is to say, Songjiang Huating County, there is a good wine not good sex people flower forest, married a flower branch like a housewife, but also still sparse cloud lazy rain, even to the countryside to the liquor store wandering.

After a few hours, still to the neighborhood to make friends with a single bachelor, surnamed Li Erbai, age 30 years old, specializing in gambling and drinking After a few hours still to the neighborhood to make friends with a single bachelor, surnamed Li Erbai, age 30 years old, specializing in gambling and drinking, seducing the son of the family, coaxing him to use the money.

This flower forest and he coaxed, go home to his wife’s clothing secretly stolen to spend, in-laws heard, angry, hate into a disease, two sickly bedridden.

A good daughter-in-law, morning and evening  service, and no complaints, neighbors, please doctor, medication, where the medical treatment, soon they both died.

This flower Lin still do not know repentance, and go to the wife’s clothes, see no with him, a few times launched a drunken madness, the wife and children scared half dead.

And said Li Wen saw the objects of the flower forest is gone, very cold, he went to find a scholar, surnamed Ren Long, three people with the same way, not even read the words, all day long think about drinking and eating.

The man who had the idea said, “Though we are of different family names, we must support each other in times of trouble. We must become brothers, so that we can work together. I am old enough to be the eldest brother. Flower brother in the second, Ren brother in the third. What do you two think?”

The two said in the same voice: “Just as it should be.”

Three ate some ash wine, from now on through the room into the household, Li Er called flower wife called Erniang, Ren San called Erniang as a second sister-in-law, and compatriot brother general affection.

This Li Er see flower Erniang born beautiful, very much in love, every corner of the eye at the table, flower Erniang and ignore the account of him, although the husband is not in the heart, but also can not see the village people on the eye.

Ren Sanguan youth handsome, demeanor, Erniang very interested in, often will smile to meet him, although Ren Sanguan know, very adore Erniang beautiful, only because of the flower two gas is too rigid, if some of the wind, the opposite is not good, so the desire and dare not.

One day, Hua Er at home, bought some wine and food, with his wife’s kitchen arrangements, he and Li Ren outside the box to eat wine.

In the middle of the conversation, the wine felt cold, Ren San said: “The wine is cold, I’ll go and warm it up and bring it.”

Even after collecting the cold wine, he went to the kitchen to get some wine to warm up.

I do not want to flower Erniang private room to eat a few cups of wine, that face like snow reflecting red plum, sitting under the stove cooking fire cooking fish.

When San Guan wanted to make a fire to warm the wine, he saw Erniang sitting under the stove and called out.

“Second sister-in-law, you can let go a bit, wait for me to get a fire.”

Flower Erniang heart some with evil, listening to this, feint suspicion up, with a smile scolded: “small oil flower what speak, come to ask me cheap?”

Ren Sanguan secretly thought: “This is mindlessly said, but want evil.”

They will take a look at Erniang, see him slightly smiling eyes, face with a slight red, a time of desire, bold, with a smile, will be next to the stool to sit with.

Erniang gave up her body, was three officials and sat. Ren San then will hands go to hold over the face, Erniang slightly and smile, then back to embrace, spit over the tip of the tongue, kissed.

Ren San said: “Since the first time I saw, I thought of you to this day. I didn’t expect you to be so interesting. If I could have a moment with you, I would be happy to die.”

Erniang said: “Why difficult, you have the heart, can go out to get Erge drunk, you go with Li Er, I sent away Erge to sleep, you come back in the evening. You can come back in the evening and fulfill your wish. Can you do that?”

The third official said, “How kind of you. Just open the door and wait for me, never lose faith.”

Erniang smiled and nodded her head, and hurriedly replaced the cold wine with a pot of hot, and boiled the fish to take to the outer room, where they all ate again.

The three officials had the heart to pour large bowls of wine into Hua Er.

It was getting late, Li Er said, “Third official, let’s go back.”

The three officials deliberately help each other, packing bowls and calendars into the interior, and Erniang and some instructions, before coming out and Li Er went with.

Erniang helped Hua Er upstairs, and he undressed and fell asleep. Erniang went downstairs, cleaned up, went out and covered the door, just as Ren San arrived again, Erniang tied the door and said: “You can walk more gently.”

Pulled the hand of Ren San, walked to the inner Xuan said: “You sit here, wait for me to go upstairs to see him a look will come.”

Ren San said: “My heart is already in a hurry, why should I go again.”

One hand embraced Erniang pushed down on the bench, Erniang said: “narrow bench how to act?”

Ren San said: “You have no heart, how about a big bed, you have the intention, the bench is enough!”

Said Bi first reveal that hard thing, for Erniang removed skirt panties, hold up two crystal tender white legs, he also sat on the bench, the hard thing to the soft pussy a put together.

When Erniang tried to reach out and tug, she was so wet and slippery that she sent it in as far as it would go.

The two cloud and rain up, Erniang already feel Ren Sanjun than flower two very different, one to beautiful, two to know the fun.

Ren San early like a thirsty dragon spouting wells, such as a hungry tiger after the capture of the sheep, the place of intercourse tsk tsk sound, iron man listening to the heart is also chaotic, Erniang panting micro-exhaustion, the mud God to see the place is also soul disappeared.

Ren San more and more get more and more energetic, Erniang very interesting, can not help but oh oh moan, color courage like heaven, regardless of the walls have ears, desire like fire, that tube gap household people people peeping.

Erniang back to the narrow stool, this is not very stable, Ren San wantonly pile pounding up, is shaking to fall, Erniang nervous up only to clamp the man at desperately clamping.

I must know that the place clamped people tight own flesh also tight, two tight snuggle difficult to stop, gently ear pretty sound high.

Hua Erniang since from doing pro has come, have not known this interesting.

When Ren San saw that he knew what he was doing, the more he released his chi.

For two hours, the party stopped, before they could pack up and straighten their clothes.

Erniang said: “I didn’t want this to be so interesting, but I’ve tasted it this morning. I wish we could get together more often! But I can’t help this guy Li Er, he is always flirting with me, I don’t care about him. I don’t want him to know anything about this. At that time, when Hua Er learns about it, you and I won’t be able to live.”

San Guan said: “I am grateful to my sister-in-law for not abandoning me, but how could I be willing to sell myself and commit adultery? Heaven and earth will not tolerate me.”

Erniang said, “But I don’t know when we can meet again?”

Ren San said: “Since ancient times, if the Lang has a heart, it is afraid of the mountain high and water deep.”

Erniang said: “I could have slept with you tonight, but I don’t think I could. The night is getting late, why don’t we say goodbye and try to meet again later.”

Ren San said: “In that case, with you for a while before going.”

I was waiting for another whole luanpei, I do not want to spend two sleep awake, told Erniang to get dishes.

The two were taken aback. Busy returning: “I brought it.”

Quietly sent the three officials out, tied up the gate, and sent tea to eat with Hua Er.

Hua Er said, “Why don’t you come to bed?”

Erniang replied, “I’ve finished cleaning up, and now I’m sleeping.”

The next morning, Hua Er went to look for Li Er to find Ren Sanjuan. It so happened that Ren Sanjun was at home, so he casually said: “Last night there was a cousin, the first time back in Beijing, today my mother asked me to visit him. I thought it would be late by the time I got here. I heard that today on the beach, there are a group of prostitutes on the stage play, but unfortunately not have the time to go see.”

Hua Er said: “Li Erge, the three officials are looking for relatives. How about I go to the theater with you? “

Li Er said: “If there is no chance, why do we have to travel all this way?”

Hua Er said, “I have an old relative who lives by the sea, and if there is no theater, there is wine to eat. Why don’t you go?”

Li Er heard the word “wine” and said, “In that case, leave early.” The three of them dispersed.

Let’s not talk about Hua Li two people were Ren San coaxed to go, and said the three officials again to the flower family door.

Seeing Erniang laughed and said: “The two of them were coaxed by me to go to the beach, a trip of more than 30 miles, to the home, the sky is already dark. I have prepared some wine and fruit here, and stay with you for a day.”

Erniang said, “This is excellent. “

Covering the door, the three officers cooked the fire, the two mothers were the cooks, and in no time they were all ready.

Erniang said: “We have no far-flung worries, and if your brother comes home at any time, we may not know. If we are met, what should we do? In the past, there was a bedroom built behind my in-laws, which was closed until today, and it is quiet and clean. I want to get up, to drink and party at that time, I expect him to come back, also do not know. What do you think?”

Ren San heard, joyful, instantly to the back, open the door to see, inside the bed tent tables and chairs, pieces of the end, cleaned very clean and quiet.

See that the food and wine and fruit are set down. Two people sit side by side. You a cup, I a cup, happy face, smiling mouth, winks and flirting.

As the old saying goes: “Flowers are the doctor of tea, and wine is the matchmaker of color.”

Tune in to the fire and roll, cuddle up and sit in a pile on the bed and make fun of it.

This is different from last night. How is it different? It’s just that.

The rain pushed back the clouds and reorganized the meeting at the Blue Bridge.

Weeks and months about, lucky to meet the edge of Wuchu.

A young scholar, a long time by the widow of a woman, the first time to meet a good woman, as if the limbs in the paint.

A youthful slut, to the widow of a married man, happy to meet Sin Seed, as if accompanied by honey in sugar.

I don’t care if I break my dress. I don’t care if I break my dress.

The rain and the clouds of soldiers rise up to battle, and the flower camps and brocade formations are laid out with flags and spears.

Hands are busy with high and low enemies, tongue and lips are busy with swords.

Two people are very happy, full of contentment and finished, Erniang also do not wear clothes and pants, bare all white jade body, finishing the remnants of the food, and then with the three officials drink a lot of fun.

Erniang’s mouth cup contains wine, handing it to SanGuan, SanGuan also casually hold a cooked egg, quietly to Erniang soul hole into.

Erniang snapped: “Langjun is so naughty, I’m going to punish you for eating eggs!”

The three officials said: “do not eat it, Fang just filled something in, men do not eat the man’s own!”

Erniang said: “Men do not eat the man’s own? But do they eat the woman’s place?”

The three officials said: “Yes, the woman also eat the man that place, than just you and I bed more soulful miles!”

Erniang said, “I want to try!”

After saying this, he took off the embrace of the three officials, scooped up a basin of warm water, first cleaned his lower body for the three officials, and squatted on the ground, like a hen, laying out the cooked egg.

The three officials couldn’t help but lose their giggles at the sight.

Erniang said: “It’s your evil work, how dare you laugh at it, see if I don’t bite off the root of your woe!”

Erniang put her pink buttocks into the water basin to soak and wash, the three officials also came to help, Erniang said: “men’s hands are very sharp, by you digging and digging out, digging out my heart.”

San Guan’s other hand pinched Erniang’s left breast and said, “Isn’t the heart still here?”

Erniang laughed: “Ran is already about to jump out of his mouth.”

The third official said: “Do not wash, with my baby plug your mouth, not afraid to jump out!”

The three officials picked up Erniang in her fleshy nakedness and marched towards the bed, and Erniang took the cooked egg in her hand as well.

Two people lying on the bed, three officials lying to Erniang body, buried between the legs of Erniang tongue plowing is not endless, Erniang also good behavior, the three officials in front of her swaying objects in the mouth swallowing.

Sanguine took the cooked egg from Erniang’s hand and stuffed it into Erniang’s inner cunt once again, then flicked it with his tongue, stirring Erniang’s fang heart to jump around dramatically, and almost biting off the thing in her mouth as she swayed her willow waist.

Sanjuan said: “Mother, you suck me so, will be in your mouth discharge miles!”

Erniang laughed and said: “I can eat you, but my egg below is boring, the official ate it first!”

The third official said, “It’s not in the depths, so I can’t eat it!”

Erniang said, “I’m above you, lay eggs and you eat them!”

San Guan said “Yes!”, and then let Erniang on top. Afterwards, Erniang put Erniang on top and put her lips with the cooked egg against Sanjuan’s lips, the cooked egg was slowly forced out, and Sanjuan took a big bite of it.

Erniang laughed and said: “Being eaten by you, the inside is empty, Langjun has to fill up the empty space again, and then let your mouth leak!”

After saying this, he sat up and turned around and had already put his jade house into the hard thing of the Prime.

San Guan squeezed Er Niang’s breasts with both hands and laughed: “Slutty girl, I don’t know how dare you do this when you are having fun with your husband!”

Erniang laughed and said: “10% would not dare to act presumptuously, it is you and your adulterer who dares to let go of the guts to have fun!”

After saying that, she turned around and bent over the man’s crotch again, blowing, sucking, licking, and slurping until the three officers leaked out in a single stream from their cherry mouths.

The three officials sighed: “Her day my wife has you this little whore one into also enough, do not dare to hope!”

Erniang said: “Stealing joy can be happy! You and I can’t be happy, such as today has not been licensed, you and go back first, after the meeting is not difficult.”

The three officials said: “reasonable, as long as you and I are of the same mind, the management to take the sky and the earth.”

He said goodbye and went out.

Not long after, Hua Er had already returned. Erniang secretly said, “I had some ideas. If I had been a step behind, I would have bumped into him.”

Since then, Ren Sanguan has not been sharing with Hua and Li day after day, and has been having fun with Erniang in his spare time.

If Hua Er returns home from time to time, he hides in the back room.

Therefore, the two do not meet, but Li Er and less a big old official, very not happy, often hit to find flowers two.

One day, Hua Er was not at home. He didn’t cover the door, so he crashed into the inner sanctum. He said, “Is your second brother at home? “Erniang said, “No.”

Li Er listened to the voice of this dainty, lustful heart, she often have this heart, Nai Hua two in the way.

Today I heard that I was not at home, so I went inside and said, “Erniang, greetings.”

Erniang replied, “Please sit outside, Uncle.”

Li Er laughed and said: “Erniang, when my brother was at home, I used to sit inside. Luckily, my brother is not here today, so how can I go and sit outside? Erniang, you’re such a beautiful person, how could you say such uninteresting words!”

Erniang said, “Uncle is wrong, my man is not here, so I should sit outside, how come I talk nonsense!”

Li Er moved heart fire, boldly ran over to embrace, early by Erniang a flash, fell to the outside ran out, a face red rose great anger.

Just as Hua Er bumped back, he saw Erniang’s angry face and asked, “Why are you annoyed?”

Before Erniang could answer, Li Er heard the words and broke out.

When Hua Er saw it, he was full of suspicion.

Erniang walked in, Hua Er asked: “Li Erge, for what matter, Erniang annoyed?”

Li Er said: “I was looking for you to take a walk because I was bored. I came to ask Erniang, Erniang said you are not in. I suspect that Erniang coaxed me, deliberately false, so to look inside, I do not want to Erniang anger me, so annoyed.”

Flower two is a soft ear straight people, do not suspect anything, and do not ask his wife, then to Li Er Road: “Second brother, women’s family nature, do not blame him. Take a walk with you on the street.”

The two went again. They did not return until the second watch.

Erniang see him drunk, want to talk about it, afraid of his temperament attack, and even involve themselves, is not a trick, only patient not to say anything.

To the next morning, see the flower two do not ask up, do not dare to speak.

Li Er from now on do not very dare to come to find Hua Er, Hua Er is often not at home, but cheap Ren Sanguan.

There is no need to talk about it in the daytime, but as for Hua Er, he doesn’t return deeper into the night and often accompanies Erniang.

It is the flower two back, also drunk, Erniang ambulance to go to sleep, and no longer want to find up Erniang for some hooks, so Erniang fell with the three officials very enjoyable.

The three officials or spend the night in the flower family room, or not go out for three days and five days in a row, and the flower two – Li Er even cut off their contacts.

Li Er heart good bored, thought: “flower family woman, not like a chaste. There is no doubt that there are treacherous cracks, to wait for me to slowly watch, if there are still some cracks, will not forgive him.”

So often they poked around before and after the Flower House.

It happens that one day, far from seeing Ren San into the flower family, he rushed to look at the opposite door tailor store, only to see Ren San actually pushed the door in, there is an hour, still do not see out.

Li Er rushed to the flower family door to look, do not see some movement.

The door was tugged, and it was chained, so he thought: “Most likely Hua Erge is at home. He thought to himself: “Most likely, Mr. Hua is at home, but he’s not coming out because he’s staying with him for a drink.”

She knocked on the door twice. Erniang came out and asked, “Which one is knocking?”

Li Er said, “It’s me, I’ve come to seek Second Brother to speak.”

Erniang replied, “Not at home.”

Li Er thought: “more points is a woman strange people, deliberately back, not to say that he broke.”

Then he said, “Since the second official is not at home, how come the third official has not come out for half a day inside?”

Erniang said: “You’ve seen a ghost, Ren Sanguan not come to my home for a long time, who see come?”

Li Er said: “I saw him come with my own eyes, and you still say he’s not here!”

Erniang said angrily, “Come in and find me!” She came out and opened the door.

Li Er thought: “Odd, could it be that I really saw a ghost! Outrageous.”

Then he went in with a big step, and looked around, and there was no sign of him.

He no longer wanted to have a back room, so he flew upstairs to see, that there are three officials shadow, but no fun.

Fly away from the pavilion to run outside. Was Erniang thousand forget eight, ten thousand lackeys, scolded a can not stop.

When Hua Er returned home, he saw Erniang scolding someone and asked, “Who are you scolding here?”

Erniang said: “You’re a good friend! What’s with the incense? This dog was so rude that he molested me in the inner room when you were not at home. I came out just as you were returning. You saw it with your own eyes. Today, he teased me again, and I scolded him before he left. This kind of evil beast, still want to make friends with him how!”

Hua Er immediately became furious and cursed: “This man-faced and beastly robber, I was concealed by him before. Why don’t you tell me?

Today, it’s this hateful again. Killing this bandit will only ease my hatred.”

Even went upstairs to take the bedside sharp knife, downstairs to rush. Erniang pulled back and said, “Don’t be too reckless, if your wife lost her virginity to him, only then can you kill him. Since ancient times, when you catch an adulterous couple, you even killed him, how can the court be satisfied! In the future, he and his friendship is over. Why do you have to do this?”

Hua Er’s ears are soft, by his wife said, very reasonable. Thinking about it, put down the knife and said: “Cheap him, fortunately my family is not this kind of person. If it is not chaste, will not he stained insults, be laughed at.”

Erniang laughed behind her back, and fetched some wine from the kitchen, saying: “Don’t be busy, come and have a cup of wine and go to bed.

Such a villain, tolerate him.”

Hua Er sullenly ate a few cups actually went upstairs to sleep.

Erniang and take some wine, to the back room, and Ren San eat. Li Er’s matter, so and so, so and so, said once again, asked: “How is good?”

The third official said: “If I go out now, it will be bad if he sees me. I might as well spend the night here, and in the morning I will freshen up and sit outside, saying that I am looking for my second brother to talk, and go out with him, so as to be safe.”

Erniang said: “This is very reasonable. But this time, you should come slowly. After all, Li Er has been prying, so if anything goes wrong, what will happen?”

The third official said, “There is a boy in my house named Wensuke who recognizes your family. I’ll ask him to come here often to ask for information.”

Erniang said: “Tomorrow, pull your second brother to your home and invite him to have a few glasses of wine. I’ll ask Wensuke to pour the wine, and after he gets acquainted, I’ll ask him to send some small gifts to us. This is a good way for us to communicate with each other more often.”

The three officials said, “This plan must be done.”

The two ate some wine together, inevitably and the heart of the turmoil, want to do some things of the wind and moon, Erniang said: “heart liver, this time want to Nun Nun how to deal with it?”

The three officials said: “Little slut, this time you will be after the flower!”

Erniang had prepared, there is no small clothes in the skirt, turn over, turn the skirt over, revealing a round, white and tender buttocks, the three officials were full of joy, inserted into the front, you welcome me to send, play a joyful and also call, and both exhausted and dispersed, Erniang square to go upstairs.

The next morning, the three officials got up and had already freshened up. First opened the door, sitting in the outer room. He called out, “Is second brother there?”

Erniang was in the room, so she answered falsely and went upstairs to tell her husband: “Ren Sanjun is looking for you. I think he has not been here for a long time, could it be that Li Er asked him to come and explain his wrongdoings? Do not go and that robber to socialize again. “

Hua Er hurriedly freshened up and went downstairs, saluting with Ren San: “Why has the third official always been a lesser meeting?”

Three officials said, “Little brother because of the patriarch licensing county examination, has always been learning rusty, so to the museum to move the fire, long lost close. Today there is a small matter at home and back, specially come to look at brother. I do not know has always been Nafu it?”

Hua Er said: “I am honored to have you meet Li Er?” Ren San said: “Now I am going to visit him with my brother.”

Hua Er said: “There is no need to talk about this beast.”

Tell me all about the previous piece of cloud.

The third official pretended to be angry and said, “As they say in ancient times, a friend’s wife is not to be played with. How could you have such a heart? In that case, I won’t go to see him. Tomorrow, if my younger brother marries my younger brother’s wife, he will inevitably come to make light of it. Do not you hear the death of a fox, things hurt!

Second brother, in that case, there is no need to be annoyed. How about brother and little brother go to the house to dissipate their boredom?”

The second flower with the three officials to the home, only to see someone talking in the hall. Take a look, just a matchmaker. And Ren Sanguan with the marriage, for the woman’s family to rush through the marriage. The woman’s family has finished the marriage, and is waiting for the door to open.

His mother said, “We have not yet chosen a date for the wedding. My family must take care of everything before the marriage can be consummated. Why is the woman’s family being so pushy?”

When Hua Er-Ren San heard this, they all smiled and greeted each other. The matchmakers had to be entertained with wine, and Hua Er accompanied them.

The three of them drank until the red sun dipped in the west, and left the Ren family out of the door. Hua Er and the matchmaker traveled together. Hua Er asked: “Mr. Matchmaker Weng, why is the woman’s family very tight, what is the idea?”

The matchmaker smiled but did not answer. Hua Er said: “Could it be that the family is poor, urging him to marry, so that he can receive some money and gifts to use?”

The matchmaker said: “His family name is Zhang, is a three exams origin, did three officials. Last year, he was promoted to the King’s House, and his family has tens of thousands of gold.

Hua Er thought: “Strange, why after all?”

The matchmaker asked: “Brother and Ren family official thick?”

Flower two said: “like-minded, like flesh and blood. “

The matchmaker said, “In this case, I am sure that my brother will be willing to listen to what he has to say. Where is the house?”

Hua Er said, “It’s right in front.”

The matchmaker said, “We have something to discuss. You must come to your house before you can tell the truth.”

The two arrived at the Flower House and divided the guests and hosts.

Erniang ordered tea and ate it. Hua Er asked again about the original reason.

The matchmaker said: “Seeing my brother’s sincerity, I am naturally prudent in my speech. It was only then that I discussed it with you. We mustn’t let outsiders know about it.”

Hua Er said: “The old abbot to see the teaching, I do not dare to say.”

The matchmaker said: “Ren official set the woman, age 20 years old. She is twenty years old. She is not careful in her bosom, and she has money in her belly. His father has left for the capital. It was his mother who quietly arranged for the marriage, and asked me to rush him through the door as soon as possible so as not to make a fool of himself. He promised me ten taels of silver as thanks.

I saw that I couldn’t say anything, and I was bored. I think this must also be secretly sponsored by Brother Hua. If I can get married early, I would like to share the silver I have thanked you for equally.”

Hua Er secretly thought: “I appreciate, I appreciate.”

The matchmaker said, “Be careful with your words.”

Hua Er said: “No need to share.”

The matchmaker said: “There are still some unfinished business. It’s getting late, so I’d like to take a few steps with you so I can tell you all about it.”

Hua Er went out with them.

Erniang behind the door, the first time I heard this person said Ren official three words. He then half-step not move, listened carefully before and after the speech, secretly sighed and said: “obscene people’s wives and daughters, wives and daughters of obscene people. The sky’s not far away, the letter is not false.”

She also thought: “If her husband goes to persuade her, after the wedding, there will be nothing to talk about, and if Sanlang realizes that there is something wrong, how can this woman behave? If Sanlang realizes that something is wrong, how can this girl behave? She will surely seek death. If I don’t persuade my husband to take care of him, if the girl’s father comes back and sees what’s going on, he’ll kill his daughter for sure. Let’s wait until he comes back, and then we can discuss it again.”

Only because Hua Erniang had a little kindness, his family incense six gods later saved his life. This is a later story.

When Hua Er returned home, Erniang said, “I know all about what I said just now. What do you think?”

Hua Er said: “Mother, this matter is not difficult. I advise the three officials to take advantage of the plan. I’ll save you the trouble and marry her. I’ll have wine and five taels of silver. What’s so difficult about that?”

Erniang know that his ears are soft, said: “Husband is not good, if you go to say listen well, in case you do not listen, you are not a good friend of the face of the bad! These five silver, but also useful days, not necessarily have no. I think life in the world, when for the good of the world. I think life in the world, when people row difficult to distinguish. Now Ren San’s wife, that Ren San sadness in general. It is only a husband’s behavior when he helps others with his sword and does not shy away from fire and water. If you listen, I have a plan here.”

Hua Er said: “What is the good wife’s brilliant plan, why don’t you say it for me.”

Erniang said: “Just now the matchmaker said that the belly will be high. I think it is only three or four months. Why don’t you take a dose of Tong Jing San, and give birth to this child, why not?”

Hua Er said: “Although this plan is good, how can I redeem it with him?”

Erniang said: “It’s not difficult, tomorrow I will be carried to his home, threatening that I am the Ren family relatives, begged me to come to speak. His family naturally has no doubt. After all, his mother came out to get me. I will quietly say this to his mother. Naturally appropriate.”

Flower two said: “Good then good, just first to break the drug money.”

Erniang said, “Idiot, if it’s done properly, the ten taels of silver will be yours.”

Hearing this, Hua Er clapped his hands and laughed: “Good plan, good plan!”

The next morning, woke up early, and ordered the medicine gold, but also to the life of the medicine in the aid of the redemption of a suit of medicine, and went to call a sedan chair and Erniang sat, but also lifted to the home of the Zhang Dianzian.

Grandma welcomed her in, and after chatting and eating tea, Grandma asked, “What is your name?”

Erniang said, “I’m Hua Lin’s wife, and I have something to tell you. I dare you to speak in the inner room.”

Grandma led into the room to sit down, Erniang ordered all the women to go out, Fang attached to the grandmother’s ear, so so said a lot.

That grandmother’s face red and red, a thousand thanks, grateful, one side of the whole wine, one side of the side hastily warmed up a good wine, to the daughter’s room. Informed of this, the medicine was taken.

At one point, there was a bellyache, and the bones rolled down, all blood clots. Then a burst of something fell inside the toilet bowl.

Grandma said: “Thank God, thanks to our ancestors’ good fortune to meet the savior, Hua Erniang.”

Joyfully, she settled her daughter to sleep.

He hurried to his room to meet Erniang and thanked him again and again.

Wine in the room, three cups and five, Erniang got up to say goodbye, grandmother again and again bitterly can not stay, open the box to take a letter of silver, a pair of gold hairpins, – a pair of feet head, a branch of gold hairpins, and sent with Erniang said: “Some filial piety, do not think that the thin. The earth is long and the sky is long, and there will be a day to repay the favor, so I’m glad to see you.”

Erniang thanked him profusely and returned in the sedan chair.

It was late, flower two saw his wife return home, sent the bearer, into the busy body to ask how things are.

Erniang told us what happened during the day in detail. She showed her husband the objects he had given her.

Joyfully, that flower two rolled all over the ground jumped and said: “I will tell Ren Sanjuan tomorrow, but also want his wine to eat.”

Erniang said: “You have forgotten. This is a good deed, so I went to save him, but if I told the three officials, I would have harmed the woman again!”

Hua Er said: “Exactly. Almost wrong. Still, the virtuous wife has some insight, tightly remembered in the heart, not to say anymore.”

Erniang and Ren Sanguan will be so affectionate in the future that this matter will not be leaked again.

Words are divided into two, and said Li Er since that day to see Ren San, and not find, and was scolded by his wife, the heart is not angry.

One day, he went to the door of a tailor Zhou’s house, which was next to the Hua family’s. He said, “Officer Li, do you think you are looking for Officer Hua? The tailor said, “Officer Li, are you looking for Officer Hua?”

Li Er said, “Exactly.”

Tailor Zhou said, “He went out this morning.”

Li Er said: “Master, you have seen Ren Sanguan. This has always come to the flower family?”

The tailor was extremely fast-talking and said, “Why are you asking me?”

Li Er over: “I clearly saw him go in the day before yesterday, many hours do not see out. I went in for a while, and did not see the shadow, but suffered a bellyful of stench, the heart is not willing, if you know the way, I will not be responsible for you.”

The week tailor is a sharp-tongued person, he said: “I do not care about the world these days. If I had been born ten years ago, I would have taught him to make it.”

Li Er said: “Master Zhou, if you are willing to help me to do something, I will pay five taels of platinum.”

Tailor Zhou heard said five silver, was happy, busy saying: “If so, must be born a plan. This matter is not to do nothing, not to make fun of, first with his husband to know, together to catch the adultery, in order to avoid nothing.”

Li Er said: “hateful slut, will be in front of her husband scolding words say I, flower two so long not door. Today, although I want to talk, but there is no way to get a plan.”

The tailor laughed and said: “Mr. Hua is a drunkard, and he went to the store to eat wine. In the middle of a couple of words, provoked sex, naturally appropriate. If he does not listen to you, but you teach him to ask me, I will move him a right and wrong, naturally believe.”

Li Er said: “You do not go out these days to do life square.”

The tailor said, “There is only one Zhang family, and we are going to finish him off. I’ll just sit here and wait until it’s over.”

Li Er’s plan was finalized. On the next day, he had some wine in his pocket and bumped into Hua Er. He fell down and bowed, but Hua Er pretended to return the favor and looked away.

Li Er said: “Brother, think twice about everything. Since ancient times, if you listen to one side said, will see the phase separation. I have a lot of words for your heart, have not said with you just.”

Hua Er was going to ignore him, and heard him say that he had a heartfelt message, so he had to say: “What do you have to say quickly!”

Li Er see him answer, quickly pulled, even on the restaurant, the wine sifted down a lamp, sent with the flower two, flower two only had to eat, but also sent back to Li Er a lamp, said: “There is something to say quickly.”

Li Er said: “and slow down, said the future, I’m afraid you can not eat wine.”

Flower two suspected, only to eat a few more said: “a man to talk about the unknown reasons, such as blunt sword injury. Explained, but ate under the wine.”

Li Er intentionally want to say nothing, Hua Er said: “Well, since you do not say, I also do not eat, go.”

Li Er said: “I’m afraid that you do not believe, and blame me.”

Hua Er said, “I don’t blame you.”

Li Er said: “Well, said with you know, blame or not depending on you is. That Ren San these days, have you ever met him?”

Hua Er said: “A few days ago, he came back from the museum, I went to his home to eat wine.”

Li Er silent. And said: “Brother, the day before yesterday, the second mother scolded me this day, Ren San to your home, the second mother to hide him at home, was I know, to go in to search and capture. Therefore, Erniang was anxious and scolded me. You are a great man, can not be deceived by a woman.”

Hua Er thought about it again and again, my wife is so decent, how to talk like this. Then he said: “Since you know that Ren San was at my house that day, you should have said so. According to what you said today, the two of them must have committed adultery. This is not something to be fooled around with, so you can tell me straight.”

Li Er said: “said also irrelevant, I personally saw him go in for a long time, do not see out, so to search. If it is a lie, heaven and earth will destroy. If you no longer believe, go ask your neighbor Zhou tailor is.”

Hua Er said: “Yes, I think there are some reasons for this. I haven’t seen him for a long time, I think he hid in my house for the night, and you realized that he was afraid that you would catch him in an ambush, so it was not good for him to go out. Instead, he said that he came to look for me and went out with me, so that he could hide his identity. Yes, yes, no need to say. It must be true, unless I kill two people, to eliminate my hatred.”

Li Er said: “Don’t make a sound. If things don’t work out, it’s not a good thing. We still need to make a plan to get rid of it.”

Hua Er quickly asked what plan, Li Er said: “There is a plan, just do not be recognized by the second mother, and in turn suffer.”

Flower two said: “may not may not, I naturally keep a secret is.”

Li Er said: “things should not be delayed, you can raise words tonight, pretending that tomorrow morning to go to the city of what matters, one side to go about Ren San to the home to talk. Do not wait for him to come, you can go out first. If he comes to see you are not at home, naturally stay overnight, wait for me and you to inquire, such as in, report you know. But you go home and get down to it.”

Hua Er said: “Yes. Don’t worry, we’ll meet again tomorrow.”

Li Er said: “Ten thousand must not be leaked.”

Hua Er said, “There is no need to share.”

Even to the door, just tailor at home, called: “Zhou master, there is a word out to ask you.”

The old man Zhou saw the flower forest, then the heart of the light. He said, “What do you want to tell me? Do you want me to make clothes?”

Hua Er said: “You can’t hide it from me. This matter of mine, also expected to be difficult to hide from you, that Ren San things, you have seen to come?”

Old Zhou said: “Master, I don’t care about this kind of thing. This is a matter of secret honor. It’s a sin, it’s a sin. A dewy couple is a predestined one in a previous life, so just be more careful. Why ask me?”

Hua Er heard these words, really. Said please, will go home, ripped open the door, but the fake child is not annoyed color said: “I want to go to the capital city tomorrow, can with me to make some preparations, prepare some wine and lai.”

Erniang said, “Why are you going?”

Hua Er said, “Go find someone to speak to.”

Erniang secretly rejoiced without saying anything.

Let’s say that Li Er said that this is right and wrong, his own heart guessed: “flower two back, will certainly go to ask the tailor Zhou. I can’t help but follow the steps to the head of the tailor’s door to ask.”

Old Zhou saw Li Er, quickly walked out, will spend two asked the reasons for the narrative once again said: “very believe it.”

He also asked Li Er, “What is the plan to catch him?”

Li Er said: “On the one hand, Hua Er pretended to go out, on the other hand, he taught Ren San to come home to talk. If he came and saw that Hua Er was not there, he naturally took the bait again. At that time, I will inquire with him, and if that is the case, I will report to Old Flower. I will report to Old Flower, and I will make both of them headless ghosts, which is what I want.”

The next day, Hua Er got up and said to his wife: “I want to go to the mansion today. I think the day before yesterday disturbed Ren Sanjun, today by the way to arrange some small dishes, add a few flavors, invite him to answer the table. I am going to make an appointment with him, and if he is late, you will eat with him.”

Erniang was full of joy and said, “There is no reason for me to accompany you.”

Hua Er pretended to buy some objects, on the one hand, met with Li Er, agreed to see Ren San today to see the movement, the first will be the sharp knife handed over to Li Er to see, on the other hand, went to meet with Ren San, asked him to talk to the home in the afternoon not to mention.

It is said that Tailor Zhou was repeatedly urged to make clothes by the family of Zhang Dian Cuisinier, so he had to go and do it.

After a short while, the grandmother came out and said: “Why did the master not come, delayed until now?”

This old Zhou shouted: “Grandma, only because of the poor busy, miss the grandmother’s business. Today, my neighbor, the Flower family, has a big deal, I want to see at home. I was forced by the housekeeper, so I had to come.”

Grandma heard him say the word flower family, asked: “Could it be that flower forest family?”

Lao Zhou said: “Exactly. Why do you know, Grandma?”

Grandmother said, “His family is related to me. If there is anything important in his family today, you can tell me.”

Lao Zhou said: “Since it is your relative, it is inconvenient to say.”

Grandma said, “It doesn’t matter. If you have something to say, say it.”

The old week was a fast-talking person, see forced tight, I think it is difficult to hide after all. Then said: “Do not blame me, really told you, his wife Erniang, born enchanting beauty, and a Ren Sanjuan good, hitched.”

Grandma said, “Where is that Ren Sanguan? What kind of person is he?”

Old Zhou said: “His father as a canonical historian is.”

Grandma said tightly: “He two dare to make this matter?”

He replied, “I’ll be gone for a long time. There was a friend of Hua Lin’s named Li Er who wanted to go to the muddy water. Erniang refused to do so, and then he found out. Yesterday and Hua Lin said know, today Li Er plan, pretending that Hua Lin to go to the Prefecture in the city, and ask Ren San to come home, I expect Erniang stayed with him for the night. Tonight both customized headless ghost carry on.”

Zhang’s grandmother said: “Why do you know?”

Answer: “Li Er and I very thick, he said with me, asked me to help him hands. Therefore, I know.”

The grandmother heard these words, three feet two steps, actually into the daughter’s room, one by one, said it all.

My daughter said, “How can I save him?”

Grandma said: “And do not ring, I personally go to talk to Erniang, to save his life. I’ll go and talk to Erniang in person to save his life and repay him for the favor he gave me the other day. On the other hand, I told my family to ride to Ren’s house and tell Ren Sanjun that he should not go to Hua’s house today, because someone wants to kill you. Sit at home, don’t go out, can guarantee nothing will happen.”

My daughter said, “If you want to go, you need to be quicker.”

Immediately called the women’s sedan chair, like flying carried to the flower family. Sedan chairmen knocked, Erniang heard the door ringing, only to say that Ren Sanguan arrived, opened the door to see, it was Grandma Zhang. Surprised and delighted, she saluted. After thanking her, she said: “Where is Mr. Hua?”

Erniang said, “I have something to do in the city, so I won’t be going out for long.”

Grandma thought, “This matter is true.”

Erniang said, “Grandmother, please sit inside.”

Two people sit down in the Xuanzi. That grandmother quietly said in Erniang’s ear, shocked Erniang’s face like dirt, teeth fighting.

Stayed for a while, fell down and thanked: “If not for the grandmother to say this matter, will be poisoned.”

Grandma said, “First, to repay the former thought, and second, to save my son-in-law’s life.”

Erniang was grateful, so she set out the wine and food for the three officials and invited Grandma to have a few cups. She took her leave.

Ren Sanguan at home, is fully dressed to go out. Before a few steps, only to see the Zhang family people panicked and pulled, attached ear low speech, said a time.

The three officials were shocked and pondered for a while, saying, “I see.”

Sending Zhang family people into the inner dinner. I went back to sit in the study and thought: “I do not go, understand Erniang harmless. I’ll write a letter and ask Wen help to take it and say that there is something wrong and I can’t get the wine.

When Hua Er sees it, he will not be suspicious.” Sealed immediately, Wensuke took it.

He went as far as the Flower House. Erniang said, “Tell Master San not to come.”

Li Er stayed at home to drink wine and waited for Ren San to take the bait. Li Er was not sure if Ren San had gone or not.

I went to Ren’s house. Asked an old housekeeper: “Old officer, your third master to the flower family to eat wine, can ever go?”

The housekeeper said, “I’m going.”

Li Er saw that said, joyfully and naively walked back and Hua Lin said: “Ren San has gone to your home.”

Hua Lin gritted his teeth and said, “Hateful, hateful.”

Li Er persuaded, big bowl and eat: “eat more, good hands.”

When it was getting late, Hua Lin carried his sword and left. Li Er said: “Don’t go yet, wait for me to find out, either upstairs or in the back of your house. If I can’t catch him, he’ll go away with a knife. If I can’t catch him and he leaves, he will laugh at me. You can sit here and eat two more bowls slowly. I’ll go and see what’s going on and get back to you.”

Erniang thought to herself: “I don’t have a husband, so I’m not afraid of him. But I hate Li Er, he helped my husband and jeopardized my life, so I think he must have come to inquire first. I have a point here.”

Precisely, people do not harm the tiger heart, the tiger has the intention of hurting people, the first will light up the lamp, put on the stove, and go to the door half-covered, he sat in the middle door. He sat at the center door and waited for Li Er to come.

I don’t want Li Er to push the door, but a good half-covered, has been quietly walking to the center door to listen.

Erniang decided that it was Li Er and called out, “Sanlang, come this way.”

He put his arms around Li Er and went to pull his pants.

Li Er a moment muddy, the fire of desire can not help, thought: “daily to be so with him, can not get on the hand, might as well recognize as Ren San, pleasure some say.”

Two in the Xuanzi will get up. Getting Li Er happy, thought: “I’ll get done and go back to the flower forest, said Ren San not to come, and then pay attention to, leave this woman, and then try to a long time.”

Although that two women know not sweetheart, but for the success, but also deliberately flattered, deliberately make the demon gesture, put a wind flow hole in spite of to Li Er’s slut root to meet together folder forced, Li 20 very interesting.

Let’s say that Hua Lin waited impatiently, thought: “Why do not see to come? I think he ran into a thief, and made a mess. If this thief has gone away, how can he be angry with him.”

With his sword in his hand, he walked to the door in one breath. Seeing that the door was open, he went inside.

Erniang was listening attentively, and when she heard the footsteps, she knew that it was Hua Lin who had come. She shouted, “Neighbors, someone has raped me here because my husband is not at home! Come quickly and catch him.”

When Li Er heard it, he wanted to go away, but Erniang held him tightly, so he couldn’t move.

Hua Lin is extremely reckless, went up and touched the adulterer, a handful of hair drawn, without saying, a knife will cut, the head has been off the ground.

The second flower came to catch Erniang, was Erniang early to take the door chained in the hand, the second flower not to be careful, was Erniang will be the knife pouncing on the ground, the knife has long fallen to the ground, Erniang busy early to the knife to the hut on a tease, the knife do not know where to go.

Hua Er said: “Bitch, don’t be wild. I have heard that Ren has always been in love with you, so I came here today to kill you. Now that the adulterer is dead, how dare you be rude!”

When she came to catch her, Erniang gave her hand a tether and cried out, “Oh, it hurts me to death!”

Then he yelled, “No more, no more.”

Erniang scolded: “Stupid thing, there is no such thing as raping and killing a wife. I am screaming here, you as a husband, help me to take him, is only reasonable. How can you kill the rapist and then kill me?”

Hua Lin scolded: “Don’t be so oily. Li Er said, you two have been raping each other for a long time. I think it is today know that I come to kill, so you call back to rape. I want to stay alive. Do not want to spare you.”

Erniang said: “I can’t blame you for looking for trouble. I didn’t know. Uncle Ren is a scholar, so he has such a heart.”

Hua Lin said: “but also oil mouth, a any thief, now killed in the ground, but also this kind of hateful.”

Erniang said: “stupid things, just Li Er into the door, he said: Erniang, always admired your appearance, and begged a few times, today from me, to save your life, if not from, your life is over. If you don’t, your life will be over.” He said, and led me down here. I insisted not to obey, he raped. I screamed until my mouth was dry. He came to my rescue. You killed Li Er, how can you say it was Ren San?”

Hua Lin walked to the corpse and took the lamp to shine. Lift the head, take a closer look, ate a shock. Even quickly scattered on the ground and said: “Yes, a few times to rape you did not try, so this plan. Just now, I was hard to keep me. He came to rape first. He thought that I would come and act with confidence. He thought that God has eyes, and that he had it coming to him. Let me ask you, when did Ren San leave today?”

Erniang said: “He has not come. Not long after you go out, ask a boy to take a letter and send it to you to read.”

I was about to hand over this letter to Mr. Hua Lin. Hua Lin washed his hands, read it under the lamp and said: “The original is not to my home. Li Er and I said to come, a love affair is obviously. I’m not sure if I’m going to be able to do that. Almost miss you a life.”

Erniang laughed coldly and said: “Pointing out adultery is not good, spreading hands is not adultery, catching thieves see stolen goods, catching adultery see double. Good no head, why kill me! Just this dead body, see how you issue!”

Hua Lin thought for a while and said: “Take a pocket, come to the bag up. Hump to throw in Li Er’s home. Moreover, his wells are not very people, where know that my family killed. As long as we can hide it from our neighbors, it’s good.”

Erniang said, “Tailor Zhou is closed today. Mr. Wang went to his daughter’s house. On this side of the house, the Zhang family is on a trip to the countryside, and Grandma is not at home either. I was screaming like this, but they weren’t there. So he raped me. I don’t think I’ve ever been back. Before it’s too late, I loaded it and sent it off.”

First, the ground sprinkled with water, washed clean and quiet, help Hua Lin back on the shoulder, a gas walk, even to the Li Er door, the door pushed open, the body poured out on the go. The bag was scattered in the official river.

When I arrived home, I saw Erniang leaning against the door. Hua Er said: “Why are you standing here?” Erniang said: “I’m sitting inside and I’m afraid of people.” Hua Er said: “There’s no need to be afraid of him.” He made a fire to beat a vinegar charcoal, and ate the whole wine, and after eating, he went to bed to have some fun.

Erniang has since collected her heart. With the flower two said: “My girl is old, alone, no one, not if you take over, under the family accompanied me, so as to avoid your heart suspicion.”

Hua Er said: “That’s right, I’m determined not to be a loafer today. I will use the objects sent by the Zhang family the other day as capital and start a business to make a living.” Erniang said happily: “That’s right.”

Ren Sanguan also collected his heart. Choose a day to marry his wife. Husband and wife and smooth, no longer want to go to the flower family idle walk not to mention.

And that fast-talking Lao Zhou in the Zhang family to do the clothes finished, back when it is already dusk. He passed by Li Er’s door and thought, “I don’t know how this matter is going to be, if it’s time to stop, I’ll take his five or two heads.”

I couldn’t help but push the door to see that it was open.

“So it’s already home.” A head called, a head to go inside. Tripped over the corpse, fell on the corpse, hand touch is human, how come sleep on the ground? And wet? I think is to eat drunk vomit, not if tonight and back. Tomorrow we will come and get it.

I got up, my body fell rotten wet, brought the door, step by step back, will open the key, into the door and no light, even went to bed and slept.

And said the next day, that Li Er neighbors have a good thing. Called: “Li Er brother, the sun is three feet high, has not yet opened the door.”

Faithful hand a push, see the body and head, was shocked. Called: “place is not good, I do not know Li Er was killed by someone here.”

Not time, coaxed many people. The local chief a look: “do not busy, existing blood in this, we can not go, step by step to find will go, to see where the place, there will be known.”

The crowd followed the path of blood, straight to the head of the tailor’s door, and then no more. See his door is closed, the crowd knocking and beating. Alarmed old Zhou jumped up, put on his clothes, out of bed and opened the door.

When the people saw that his clothes were covered with blood, they all cried out with a cry, “Yes, yes.”

The first thing I did was to go to Huating County and report to the governor. The magistrate did not avoid the three push six questions.

That old man and where to suffer from the penalty up, dead soul, escorted into the prison, doing a pile of suspected prison. On the one hand, the local Riga that is with the corpse return.

Later Zhou tailor died in prison, dragged out and thrown in the mass grave, not to avoid the pig drag dog pull! Because of his quick tongue and greed for five taels of silver, he wanted to jeopardize people’s lives.

Hua Erniang life should be killed under the knife, only because of the rescue of Ren San’s wife, up this good will, so that the grandmother to save a life.

It’s true: a good heart is only good, a bad heart is only bad. It seems to me that God is good!

– End –

This episode is taken from Joy to the World