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Ancient and modern Chinese and foreign literary circles, depicting and exposing the ugly, vile and lewd works under the cover of religious garments are numerous, the most typical of which, I am afraid, should be counted as Italy’s Decameron and China’s Three Words and Two Beats (mainly the Two Beats), and such works as The Monk of the Wind and the Flow can be regarded as a compressed and simplified version of the Decameron and Two Beats in terms of the subject matter and the story; in terms of the purpose and art, it is also shallower and coarser than the former two. In terms of purpose and art, it is also shallower and more vulgar than the first two. From a creative point of view, The Monk is only a rough draft of a novel or a synopsis of a story, but because of the directness of its descriptions and the vulgarity of its language, it has been passed down to the present day because of its appeal to the taste of some readers.
There is no author for “The Monk of the Wind and the Flow”, the whole book has twelve times, also known as “Harmony and Beauty”. Today there is a small copy of the book, half a leaf of seven lines, line 15 words, the text is shoddy and untidy, hidden in the Peking University Library. At the present time, each chapter is inscribed with the words “Newly edited Monk of Wind and Flow”. Volume I did not leave the name of the preface said: “Yu see more novels, class all makeup and obscene words for the good ……… but this speech twelve times called “harmonic beauty”, which is good and evil, not the slightest bit of method, enough to wake up the morning bell, the evening drum back, also good one end of the cloud. “
The novel is written as such:
There was a rich man in Zhenjiang city named Wu Kecheng, thirty-one years old, with a rich and handsome appearance. After the death of his wife, Wu only wanted a woman of heavenly beauty. As a result, Wu Kecheng married Gui, the daughter of the Gai family. The two were as happy as fish in water. Three years later, Ke Cheng donated a county official to wait for a vacancy in Zhejiang Province, and six months later, he was replaced as the governor of Xiushui. Mrs. Kecheng sent her home because she was not used to the land, and married another concubine. The lady was lonely at home, so she went out with her maid, Qiu Fang, to take a break. When they arrived at Daxing Temple, Madam burned incense and went back in the evening.
There are four or five monks in this Daxing Temple, the head of the called Jinghai, more than twenty years old, born a good boy, see Mrs. beauty, tailed to the Wu residence. He realized that the Wu official was not there, and returned to the temple to think about it all night. The next day, he dressed up as a little nun, into the Wu residence, and Mrs. talk to the noon. When he was about to go back to the temple, there was a sudden gust of wind and the sky was dark. Her Ladyship kept him. In the evening, she let him sleep with her and told him about the loneliness and coldness of her life. Jinghai told the lady that he had brought something that was used in all 36 palaces for pleasure, and when the lady wanted to see it, he said that he could not look at it. Said, will be on the body to come together and inserted into the real pumping up. Mrs. only know that he is a man. The net sea begged for mercy, Mrs. Once lost their bodies will not care much. The next day, Mrs. will tell the truth of the autumn, told her not to say with outsiders, and let the net sea dusk come early. From then on, the three of them, others do not know.
After the departure of Jinghai, the monk Void took charge of the temple. One day, a rich man came to the temple with a prostitute, Xiu Rong. Void bumped into Xiu Rong, Xiu Rong smiled and Void fell in love. At night, he changed his robe, took the silver, and found Xiu Rong’s place and asked for a room. Xiu Rong is wanting to taste the monk taste, and he found a clean place to drink and embrace, very happy, and undressed in bed, on the bed pumping top up.
There were three other monks in the temple, the older one was called Jingxin, the younger one was called Green Forest and the other one was called Red Forest. One day, a woman named Huanniang came back from her mother’s home, and just before she came to the temple, there was a downpour of rain, and Huanniang went into the gate of the mountain to avoid the rain. The rain continued until dark, and Huanniang had to stand under the wall. The Green Forest and the Red Forest passed by, and the Flower Lady begged for a place to stay. This pair of greedy flower lovers pretended that they were good friends with Hua’s husband and asked her to go to the monk’s room to have something to eat. When Hua Niang did not want to go, they picked her up and she cursed. They dragged her into a clean room where the old monk was with two other women. The old monk realized that Huanniang was his own aunt and identified himself with her. The other two women said they were also hidden here by the two thieves, enduring humiliation and shame, as if they were dead. Green Forest Red Forest embraced the two women into the room to sleep. The old monk is no longer the opposite, the fire is hard to endure, they embrace the flower lady for pleasure and rain. From then on, three pairs of men and women drink every night for fun.
A few days later, Hua Niang’s husband, Classic, did not see his wife back, and argued to his mother’s family, who believed that he had killed his wife, and sued the county, and the county master escorted Classic to prison.
Hua Niang in the purification room, outside the sound can not be, want to escape, and two women persuaded back. One woman was called Jiang, the other was called Yu, both were dragged in by two monks while burning incense. They said that there used to be two or three other women here who died and were buried in the bamboo garden. So now the monks won’t let them out even if they die. There is no way but to endure, bald things are full of evil, there is a heavenly retribution.
Greenwood one day in the front hall, see a lonely pretty woman Tian’s into the door, asked him where the statue of Goddess of Mercy, Greenwood led her through seven layers of the door, to a small room. Tian’s worship to the Goddess of Mercy, but the green forest all seven layers of the door on the bolt. He told Tian to eat some snacks, Tian ate the flower cake, her stomach had a seizure, dizziness. When Greenwood told her to go to sleep, she realized that she had fallen for Greenwood’s trick. Green Lin will carry her on the bed, undress, and then wantonly rain. Tian woke up, said to Greenwood, years have not felt this fun. Green Lin said, why not stay here, day and night with you so. In the evening, the two drink after kissing and smacking, on the spur of the moment and cloud and rain.
Hua Niang sleeps with the old monk Jingshen, but being homesick, she is careful and submissive, begging the monk to let her go home. The old monk says he will let her go if she makes him happy. He asked Huanniang to “pour the candle upside down”. She asked him, “Why is the handle of your candle square? The old monk said it was left behind by his parents. Hua Niang used this to tell him that he had trampled on a good woman, and that he would die without a burial place, and that he should turn over a new leaf before it was too late. Jingshen was suddenly enlightened and resolved to change his ways, and sent Huanniang out of the mountain. When he came back, he saw the Green Forest and the Red Forest having fun with the woman, but he ignored them and hid himself.
When Madam Hua arrived home, the door was locked. A neighbor saw Hua Niang and said that her husband was sitting in jail. The neighbor took her to the county seat.
Monk Jinghai cheating in Wu’s house, do not realize that two years have passed. Ke Cheng returned home at the end of his term. Gai told Jinghai to go back to the monk’s room first, and Jinghai took the silver she gave her and put on the female nun’s uniform and left.
Flower Niang arrived in the county jail, the classic saw, was shocked. Huanniang will tell the matter, full of prison inmates heard all hate monks. The master of the county to see the monastery so dirty, that is to order the police to the Daxing Temple, will pretend to be a female Taoist nun of the net sea caught to the Yamen, stripped of clothes. The county lord cursed him as a thief. When Wu Kecheng learns of the scandalous affair between Jinghai and his wife, he thinks that the matter must not be divulged and that he must make a secret punishment. He uses a sharp knife to force Qiu Fang to tell the truth and pushes her into the pond. The madam rescues Qiu Fang and is very nervous when she realizes that the story has been leaked. Kecheng again took the opportunity to try to frame the lady, but was unsuccessful for a while.
The county lord caught the rest of the monks from the Daxing Temple and dug up the corpses of the two women. He released Jingxin into the world, reburied the corpses, and let the three Jiang’s and Yu’s and Tian’s go home. The three evil monks were tied up and sent to the city to be beheaded.
Wu Ke Cheng on his birthday, a eunuch’s explosives box sent in the lady’s room, and let Qiu Fang accompanied him and the lady to drink, and so the two fell asleep, he got up and lit the fire, inserted into the box that is out of the room. Boom, the two red powder beauty turned into ashes.
“Advise people not to raise lustful and evil thoughts, accumulate some yin kung fu to enlighten the future success; West courtyard scholar clean apartment, never the gold list all title”. After the three evil monks were decapitated, the novel was written and assigned such a few lines of cautionary poetry. It can be regarded as the main idea of the whole book.
Around this main theme, the novel is designed to outline five adulterer-type monks: Pure Sea, Void, Green Forest, Red Forest, and Pure Heart. The five are actually four types and representatives: Pure Sea is cheating prostitution, Void is whoring prostitution, Green Forest and Red Forest are forcing (robbing) prostitution, and Pure Heart is borrowing prostitution. Pure Sea’s deception of prostitution is subtle, and it cannot be called ingenious in terms of monastic law. In particular, the conversation between Jinghai, who was disguised as a Taoist nun, and Mrs. Wu Kecheng, who slept in the same bed, was very life-like, situated and sensible, so that Mrs. Wu was gradually induced to go astray. Later on, Mrs. Wu took the initiative to enjoy rain and clouds with Jinghai and dreamed of the Wushan Mountain. These actions, as far as Madame was concerned, were no great offense. Because her husband had taken another concubine, she could not endure the life of “rain pouring on the cold window” and “wind blowing on the cold blanket” alone. But her husband could not spare her, and burned her and the innocent maid Qiu Fang together into ashes. After this episode, there are two lines of poetry: “It is hard to get rid of the green hat, even the king will use fire to attack.” On the one hand, it defends Ke Cheng’s behavior of not looking for the culprit to kill the innocent, and on the other hand, it also makes a bit of mockery and satire on his person and character. The novel is a brief sketch of the monk Void’s whoring. Because they are both willing: one is willing to pay the silver, and the other wants to taste the monk’s flavor. The novel is basically objective in its narration and description, but in terms of the overall tendency, the work is still dissatisfied with the unprofessional and lustful Void. Though he is not punished in any way. The novel’s most distinctive revelation and scourge is the forced (robbed) prostitution of the Green Forest and the Red Forest. Because that is actually a kind of rape, forced rape behavior, in the modern law, is also extremely bad and serious a kind of criminal behavior. Therefore, the novel puts six or seven women into this situation: Hua Niang is forced into the purification room, but only because her cousin happens to be there, the two bad monks do not commit any further atrocities; Tian is seduced and raped after eating the bewitching flower cake; the two women (Jiang’s and Yu’s) are always struggling with the lustful power of the two monks (and sometimes with the playfulness of the old monks), which makes them tremble with fear and shame all day long; two or three other women before they come to the scene, but the two of them have no idea what they are doing. Before their arrival, there were two or three other women who had been persecuted to death and buried under the bamboo grove in the backyard. The novel mentions these two or three dead women several times without directly writing about their victimization, and the living two women contrast with each other, playing a multi-faceted, multi-faceted role in exposing the sins of the monk’s sins. The connotation of the borrowed prostitution of the old monk Jingshim is more complex and rich than the previous types, and it cannot be summarized by the word “borrowed”. The old monk on the early two women, sometimes play, sometimes give up, to their aunt cousin, although the verbal expression of a kind of cordiality, once the fire of desire, they do not care about ethics and morality, and even “embracing the flower of the bride to seek joy clouds and rain up, let him finish”. This incestuous behavior is ugly. Later, after some taunts and condemnation by Huanniang, Jingxin suddenly realized his conscience and was determined to turn over a new leaf, not only letting Huanniang go home, but also avoiding the crowd of people who were having fun. Because of this, at the end of the novel, he is released and returned to the world. This is an exception in the whole book of punishing evil monks. It shows the idea of casting a wide net and giving the repentant a way out. This is different from the more simplistic treatment of the first two genres in that the plot has a bit of a twist and reveals a bit of inner conflict and ambivalence (the figure of the Flower Lady has the same performance and effect here). Thus, in comparison, the Void, Green and Red Forests and the plots are handled more simply: a beautiful woman arrives, the monk looks at her with an itchy eye, and tries to get her or rob her, carry her into the inner room, and then ravish her. Although the net sea and the net heart of the story has not completely left this basic model, but because there are some more specific and vivid characters language and emotional exchanges and interactions, there are some of the more personalized behavior and action, the whole plot and the story on the more interesting, more chewable.
The purpose and art of the “Monk” and the shallow and vulgar, and it describes the blunt and vulgar language is also inseparable. The “preface” of the work says that many other novels “are all decorated with obscene words”, “so that young children are easy to enter the evil dream”. Frankly speaking, “The Monk of the Wind and the Flow” is also full of obscene words and slutty language, and there are many episodes and descriptions that make the readers “enter into evil thoughts and dreams”. For example, when Monk Void and the beautiful prostitute Xiu Rong made love, the novel not only wrote explicitly that Xiu Rong helped Void to carry out the plot of sex smoothly, but also used two so-called poems to describe the scene: “Big bald head and small bald head all move together, on the heart of the flower under the heart of the flower of the two places to kiss.” This kind of vulgar and obscene words, which cannot be called poems, may only be found on the walls of certain humble toilets. In addition, like the first time, Wu Kecheng and Gui Sister’s newlywed intercourse portrayal, the third time, the net sea monk and Gui Sister sleep with a quilt under the lewd behavior, and so on, are written in too much detail, on the surface is to let a person to wake up to the world, but in fact, it has become the exhibition of lewdness and provocation. Then there is the sloppy design of the novel’s storyline. Works written by the “good and evil”, and no vivid image of the plot story and characters in the situation of the specific performance, there are just like the modern society in the criminal judgment, what crime was committed on what sentence, do not ask the specific means and process, only ask the result. The three evil monks in the book committed the crime of adultery and were sentenced to beheading. There is no doubt about it, because they deserved to be punished for their sins. However, after all, literature is not a criminal record or a statement of guilt, it needs emotional involvement and interpersonal conflict to show, it needs to have a more vivid and twisted character evolution and storytelling. Both of these are lacking in The Monk. The monk’s adultery in the novel is only a little bit different in the plot of tricking or pulling the woman to enter the door, the rest is basically straight forward, the same, no more interesting and meaningful to speak of. The harm and consequences of the adulterous behavior, in addition to the Hua Niang family from anxiety to quarrel with each other, and even the husband squatted in the jail for no reason, these are a little bit of actual infectious, the rest of the characters and family (including the most specific Wu Kecheng family), or no reflection and movement, or just in order to make the scandalous behavior does not leak out, do not distinguish between the object of the inexplicable action. What the reader sees are only the results (e.g., the maid Qiu Fang’s being threatened and pushed into the pond, and the burning to death of Madame Gai and Qiu Fang), and not the concrete and meaningful process of the harm caused by the adulterous act. For example, after Hua Niang is snatched into the purification room, she tries to flee to find help, “She was advised by two women: ‘Since you are here, you and I are ordinary people, even if we seek our husbands and parents, we don’t know that it is difficult to avenge our grievances. But I and you here is also a destiny, and bear to keep, if there is a day of reckoning, it is also not known. …… ‘Being pushed and pulled by the green forest and red forest into the road, I won’t let go out even if I die, the three of us will endure, or these bald things will have their own heavenly retribution when they are full of evil.'” These can be more vivid and specific as the plot, but unfortunately the novel only stays in these generalized and abstract words, and no image performance. The reader will not be able to get a deep insight into the sins of the monks.
There is also a contrast between the East Courtyard, where the evil monk is rampant, and the West Courtyard, which is pure and righteous. But the novel is only a conceptualization of this treatment. Because the first ten times basically did not write the situation in the west garden, only in the eleventh time the county master called to the west room detailed search, only to find that there are a few young scholar in the reading. The novel used a paragraph of slang as a summary: “East room every night embracing red makeup, the West House on the cold bed in the morning; the left head does not hear the bells ringing, the right box when playing the wooden fish busy. East kitchen meat and wine fishy gas, this place lanterns fragrance; a mountain door to each other, the west side of the sitting also good vajra.” Written also more vivid image, but because there is no storyline, there is no character activity, it will not give people a deep impression, not to achieve the artistic effect of contrast.
lit. original preface by the talented monk in Qing dynasty (from the Analects of Confucius)
Yu see more novels, classes are decorated with obscene words for the best, the original said that the month for the Shang, so that young children are easy to enter the evil thoughts and dreams ear. But this speech twelve times, called “harmonic beauty”, which is good and evil, not in the slightest, enough to wake up the morning bell, the evening drum back, also good one end of the cloud.
The New Monk of the Windfalls Volume 1
The first time Wu Kecheng married Sister Gui.
The poem says:
If you’re in a bad situation, you’re bound to get together, and if you do, who doesn’t get in trouble?
Slang mentioned. That is to say, in the city of Zhenjiang Province in Jiangnan, there is a story. This person’s name is Wu Kecheng, is the first rich man in this capital. He is thirty-one years old and has a thick, handsome body. This year, because of the first wife Zhang’s death, the matchmaker to discuss with him, one more than one, every day to and fro. Really come to the world, the eyes are thin, where the family has a big girl, I’m afraid that a moment to send not to the door. Wu Kecheng only said with the matchmaker: “must be a woman of heavenly beauty, can be accomplished. But regardless of the family rich or poor, how much to send.” The matchmaker kowtowed and left. Along the way, I thought, but there are outside the city in front of the Phoenix building, cover the official’s daughter, posture and color, elegant and extraordinary, can be a match. I can not help but go to his home to say, for how is it?
It turns out that the cover official, named Gai Ming, ancestral home in Henan, Changde Province people. Because of the trade to this household, owed the family, although not very rich, but also quite some living. Hearing the matchmaker and his marriage proposal, said again and again: “Wu Ren if renewed, just make; if you marry as a concubine, will not accept!” The matchmaker said, “I really want to marry a lady, do not see the chaos.” Gai Ming and the woman Zhou’s discussion properly, can be allowed. The matchmaker said goodbye, out of the door, instantly walked to the Wu family, see can Cheng, will cover the family marriage report. Can be full of joy, choose the date, and order a bolt of satin, hairpin, bride price of three hundred taels, sent to the house of the cover. Gai Ming Hou do trousseau. Kansan to the auspicious date, Zhou’s women will be the daughter Qiqi Zhengzheng, dressed up very delicate. This daughter was born on August 15, named Gui Sister, square year two nine.
It is the night, and the night is hazy, lined with the state of Yanji, like the moon Chang’e general. Truly:
The bright moon shines on the beautiful dress and hairpin, and leads the pei down to the rational platform. I was too lazy to walk in front of the curtains outside the door, and my voice melted as I descended the steps. The cloud ring seems to be like a gold hairpin fall, refused to lift up the face.
That night, under three o’clock, suddenly heard the drums and music outside the door, Wu can become the front, but also crowded, guiding Gui sister on the sedan chair, and then to go through the door. Not to avoid the ritual student singing rituals, pay homage to heaven and earth, all relatives and six families, come to congratulate the banquet, one day to the evening, before dispersing. Can become and the newcomer in addition to the crown undressing, the newcomer a look. Exactly:
It’s better than a flower to understand the language, and better than a jade.
Can become and Gui sister on the pillow, that is, hold over the face kissing mouth, will be divided into its two shares, see that the mare tightly a standing seam, and also fragrant breasts, slender waist, pink neck, Zhu lips, red embroidered bow shoes, pointed small lovely, a moment of soul swings Prana fascination, and get it as much as possible. Two low voice, very interested. Things finished, and until the chicken whimper, only to wake up. The balcony to go again, the more I feel the love is thick, and more curved end of some love. Since then, couples like fish in water, joy is extremely!
How can time fly like an arrow, do not realize that it has been three years. This Wu can be donated to the original is a governor, the seventh grade seal. In March of this year, a Beijing newspaper down, distributed in Zhejiang, waiting for the County Hall. Can become overjoyed, invited friends, sweeping incense, sealing three generations; buried his ex-wife, sealing the enfeoffment of the wife. And Chen Gai enjoined. One side of the packing vehicles, go to Zhejiang Province, waiting for the vacancy. Choose a day, take the woman Gui sister and go. All the way to the night, came to live in Zhejiang. Coincidentally, more than half a year, on the fill to Xiushui County Governor. Can become because Mrs. Gai’s not convinced by the water and soil, and then sent Gai’s home, another concubine married to the office without question.
And said Gai’s disobedience, well bored tired, then to the daughter of autumn said: “I heard that outside the city Daxing Temple, incense Assembly, very lively. Tomorrow to play around, but also to dissipate my boredom.” Autumn Fang remembered in his heart. The next day, really call down the sedan chair, and the woman said know. Mrs. instantly dressed up, and the previous day to wash, more very beautiful. Let’s listen to the next chapter.
The Second Daxing Temple Monk Pretending to be a Taoist Nun
And said the lady dressed up more than usual very beautiful. Exactly:
The poem says:
The girls will be on their way to make up for their beautiful girls; gently even the pink face, lightly pointing the red-red secretaries. The flowers are falling from the stars, the snail traces are traced by the light moon. The stars are falling from the flowers, and the moon is tracing the screw marks; the shadow is in the mirror of the flowers, another kind of fairness.
Mrs. Oi moving golden lotus, out of the embroidery room on the sedan chair, has been coming in the Daxing Temple. I saw the temple, it is really impressive, there is a poem for proof:
Bells and drums towering in the sky, the corner of the temple golden bells wind send shake; furnace dense insects Rui Mi, three real phase of the purple and gold pin.
And see those burning incense of women, to and fro, Mrs. Towards the Buddha’s face, worshipped four times. Followed by the back of the temple, the various sites to see once. Out of the back door to come, in a garden, only to see a hundred flowers bloom, red and white proportion, pink and green, exaggerating the delicate color. Please as evidence:
The spring light is everywhere, and the scenery is bright for another day. Pieces of falling red dot on the water, fluttering flotsam dance in front of the wind. Begonia sleeps enough to welcome spring smile, willow with the wind to get partial flip. The swallows fly back to their old homes, and the new warblers speak to each other. Every year, I am afraid to see the blossoming and falling of flowers, but this year, it is the day of falling flowers again.
Mrs. Yin Bi, and see the red sun falling in the west, out of the temple, on the sedan chair back.
Said this Daxing Temple, there are four or five monks, the head of the named net sea, see this lady that a kind of flow of beauty, play everywhere in the temple, has long been full to see a meal, shocked soul flying out of the sky, hate to swallow him to the belly. With the sedan chair, even to the head of the Wu House. See Mrs. walked to the courtyard, he inquired with his heart, Wu official is not in, only a few slaves under the family accompanied. Back to the temple, a night of obsessive thinking, said: “I used to steal on a lot of women, never one of these elegant beauty, how a good plan, into his yard, see another side, then also willing.” After thinking for a while, he secretly said: “Good plan! Good idea! We must make up to be a nun, under the name of making lamp oil, and go into the inner room, so, so, or can be accomplished.” With to the canon, bought a green silk shirt, wearing a pair of feet mouth shoes. This net sea was born good, light age, only twenty years old, dressed up, really like a little nun in general, end to end.
When I came out of the door, I was in front of Wu’s house. The doorkeeper saw that it was a female monk, and did not stop him. He walked step by step to the inner house, only to see that the lady in the patio, watching the goldfish play in the water. Jinghai hit a Wenxing and called out, “Hail Grandma.” Mrs. worship, busy asking the maid to let him sit in the room. The net sea into the incense room, up and down a look, really a heavenly paradise. The maid took tea with him to use, the net sea will be melted lamp oil thing with the lady said. This lady is very charitable, then take two silver on the alms. The net sea deliberately pulled up a long conversation, said some fasting, Buddha’s coat words. Until noon, only to move. Only to see the northwest corner of the wind suddenly rose, flying sand and stones, coming from all sides. All of a sudden, the sky is dark, exactly:
You can’t see a fist in your hand, you can’t see a person across the room.
The lady said, “It’s already late in the day, and this wind doesn’t stop. Little Master, you should stay here. Why don’t you go back to the nunnery tomorrow?” When Jinghai heard that he had stayed overnight, he was overjoyed and said, “How can I disturb you here, ma’am?” The lady said: “This is a person does not leave a person, the sky leaves a person, if you go out, confuse the road, often if the old monk held to go, then forget about it?” The net sea intentionally blushed and said: “Grandma made fun of. Grandma at home, hide the cover, and then can not call the monk back to go!” The two of them joked and laughed for a while, only to see the lady called her daughter qiu fang to order wine and food.
In a few moments, light up the lamps and candles, set out the dinner, the lady and the net sea sat across the table, Qiu Fang in the side of the wine pouring. Let’s listen to the next chapter.
The third time, the monk stayed in the middle of the night to have a party.
And said qiu fang in the side of pouring wine, the lady said: “you can put the wine pot here, after dinner, when going to bed, come into the room!” Qiu Fang answered, actually went out. Mrs. advised: “Master, please have a cup.” Pure sea road: “Grandma also please a cup.” Madam said: “You are so young and beautiful, why don’t you go against the norm and marry a husband for life?” Pure Sea Road: “Grandmother, when I talk about the word ‘husband’, my mind hurts. Instead, I would rather be happy in this pure Dharma.” Madam said, “What is this saying? When you have a husband, you will know the pain and the warmth, and you will give birth to sons and daughters to carry on the family line, so that you will not be bullied by others.” Jinghai Dao: “Grandma doesn’t know. Marry a husband, if it is hit with the interesting, not to mention the joy of the day, with the bedroll, is a lifetime of use; if married to this village folk, sex rude, smelly and dirty, do not move their fists, slaps, then there is no way to heaven, into the ground, is not it too late to regret!” The lady said, “According to your words, determined to cultivate is not married. I’m afraid that you can not hear the rain sprinkled cold windows, can not prohibit the wind blowing cold quilt, then also want a husband!” Jinghai Road: “Grandma, other people can not say hard words, if in me, very keep. Grandma bitter not too much trouble, I tell grandma a bit: I that nunnery, living in a widow, is a court out of the dynasty. When he was in the palace, how could he get a man to do so? Therefore, in the palace are used a thing to, called ‘thirty-six palaces are subject to spring’, than the man’s things double the fun. The palace people every time more times up and down, night and night turn, wonderful. He lived with me in the same bed and slept with me at night, each taking pleasure in his own way. So what’s the use of having that man? Monk often go to the people to make money, there is that young widow, I put him to save his life urgently him, good life happy miles!” Mrs. laughed: “Did you bring?” Net sea road: “Grandma, this female monk with a few pieces to come, I think there are often thick widow, occasionally stay rest, if it has not been brought around, it will sweep him happy, so tightly with the fixed.” Mrs. Road: “No one here, lend me a look, how to look like a thing, can be strange?” Net sea road: “This thing is weird, there are two can not see: can not see in the daytime, can not see under the lights.” Lady laughed: “So, ultimately can not enter the human eye.” The net sea also laughed: “Guan can enter the human eye.” Madam said, “I am talking about the eye of the eye.” Pure Sea said, “I know that too! I’m deliberately teasing the writings.” And said: “Tonight disturbed Mrs., heart upset, but unfortunately the female monk is a cheap quality, do not dare and Mrs. and body. If the grandmother does not give up, a little try, can also repay the grandmother’s hospitality.” Mrs. Road: “This is just a moment of pleasure, there is very low. If you have good intentions, how about trying it? Otherwise, I will say that you are lying.”
The net sea see him moved to allow, busy pouring wine, persuade him to eat a few more cups. Mrs. said happy, do not feel a moment of drunkenness, sitting and standing, said: “I first sleep also, you will fall asleep in my quilt.” The net sea answered a sound, secretly happy endlessly. He saw Mrs. sleep steady, Fang went to undress, stripped naked, sneak quietly, pulled up the fragrance of the children, the penis clamped tightly, towards the lady, not moving. That lady was said by his heart itchy pole, only to see the little aunt not move, thought: “Could he be coaxing me?” Then asked: “Master asleep?” The little nun said: “How dare I sleep? I have not asked Mrs., do not dare to bold. If still so, to act like a man, not inevitably groping, only to see the interest.” Mrs. Road: “You do it as usual, why so constrained.” Mrs. put him a touch, do not see some movement, said: “you will hide him where?” The little nun said: “This thing is hidden in my side, a small thing, very human. If you are happy, they will shine out from the inside, so there is no difference with men.” Mrs. laughed: “really strange!” The net sea that is the lady of the thing, will be the middle finger into the inside, gently dialing the heart of the flower, moving a few times, lewd water dripping out. He will be on the body, to get together with the egg eye a shrug, inserted into, really pumping. And listen to the next chapter.
The fourth time, waiting for a lover under the moon in the back garden.
If you are in love with a beautiful face, you will conspire to gain pleasure.
The poem says:
God is not half as good as he is, and he should harm himself. He hides his head and reveals his tail, but his body is still exposed when the snow melts. Is it not too late to avenge an injustice? Let’s wait until the time comes.
And said the net sea really will be Mrs. draw up, Mrs. that know the truth, tightly embraced, willow waist swinging, phoenix eyes squinting, said: “It is a pity that you are a woman, if it is a man, I will call you affectionate.” Net sea road: “Why not ask me to recognize as a man.” Mrs. Dao: “If you become a man, I will stay in the room, never let you go out again.” Jinghai said, “If the master comes back and finds out, I’m afraid I won’t be able to escape with my life.” Mrs. Dao: “When he returns, there are still three years. If I can do this every night for three years, I will be happy to die.” The net sea see him so warm-hearted, said: “Grandma, you touch this thing, see still seems to be alive?” Mrs. anxious hand touched a touch, and no trace, thick unusually, such as iron like fire, ate a shock. Then asked: “This is what you are men? Zi is how the person, really how to disguise to this?” Net sea hastily kneeling on the bed, said: “Grandma, forgive the little monk’s sins, just dare to speak frankly.” Mrs. Road: “Things have come to this, what is the crime? Thou but truthfully to me, to wait for me to rest assured.” Jinghai Road: “I am the Daxing Temple head monk, named Jinghai. Yesterday, Grandma into the temple tour view, I saw the monk, very much in love, want to meet no reason, thought to get this idea, bought the clothes in the dark to come in costume. Fortunately met grandmother stayed overnight, this is also marriage.” Mrs. sighed, said: “a thousand gold body, once lost, now can not care about a lot.” The two of them and do Wushan dream, get to two hours, before the clouds closed and the rain dispersed.
Is talking, only to hear the fall Fang pushed the door into the room, to find the Taoist nun. Around the missing, ate a shock, do not dare to make a sound, secretly think, head sleepy.
And said that the two of them to see Qiu Fang pushed the door, both embracing the fixed sleep. Until five o’clock, Mrs. urged the net sea early up makeup. Mrs. called Qiu Fang said: “Things have come to this, I think it is difficult to hide you. Do not say with outsiders know, I will look at you from a different perspective.” Qiu Fang crouched on the edge of the bed back: “Mrs. does not command, but also do not dare to bad reputation of the lady, why do not you need Mrs. command?” This lady drew up, took a few kinds of snacks and net sea hunger. The net sea said: “enough to feel the lady’s heart.” Said, take leave and go out. The lady said: “go out all the way to the north, watch the back door, come early at dusk.” The net sea answered, just like a female Taoist nun. Autumn Fang sent out the door, all the way to the back garden, there are three words on the outside of the door on the side of a sign, written “four seasons of spring”, the left and right stickers with red couplets. Written on:
The garden is always interesting, and the door is always closed, even though it is set up.
He then remembered in his heart, still back to the temple, took off his clothes, with the gathering of monks said: “you well guard the temple, I go tonight, I do not know when to return, and do not leak with others.” Said, set up wine and food, those monks drink a lot. Do not feel the golden crow west fall, the jade rabbit east rise, about the early evening, to the garden door. Will push the door, but it is open, and even into the garden, only to see the terrace, the lady and the autumn welcome to come, the autumn busy to lock the door. Two people sat under the moon, Qiu Fang took the wine and food, set up the table, Mrs. Qiu Fang sat at the table across the drink, under the moon in front of the flowers, very interesting. From now on, only three people know, the rest of the family do not know. This is not to mention.
Besides, this temple, since the net sea went, and belongs to the emptiness of the head teacher. Vegetarian precepts, open mouth will Amitabha Buddha, closed door just burning incense and chanting sutras. I know that this is a monk coaxing people.
One day, there is a rich man, with a beautiful prostitute water Rong to play in the temple, that Xiu Rong go outstanding prostitutes, exquisite posture. Void long heard of its name, that day into, the void does not know. Split face a collision, Xiu Rong suddenly will be since a smile. Void see him a smile, moving up. Let’s see the next chapter.
The fifth time, the thieves are obsessed with prostitutes in the void.
And said the emptiness to see Xiu Rong according to him a smile, then automatic heart. Thought: “people good woman, it is difficult to figure, red building prostitute, this is not difficult?” In a moment, see the show Rong went, he put his eyes far away to send him to the night, as if there is no food to eat hungry ghosts, ghosts money no open to hand. Since then, I have no intention to pray to Buddha, burn incense. One day at a time, the harm of thinking, non-sick, non-drunken, no pain, secretly said: “Tonight, change the robe, wrapped in a scarf, even to his home for the night, why not?” Can be sunset and dusk, the room took out five taels of silver, even to the water home and come.
This monk should be coincidental marriage, but good this night has not received a guest, Xiuyong saw, three or two beat up God, out of the room to receive. Sit down, asked: “Your residence? Dharma name?” Void said: “I live in Daxing Temple, small word void.” Xiu Rong said: “Honorable word good phase Fal.” Emptiness laughed: “The little monk Dharma disciple, because of the adoration of the beauty, specially come to seek accommodation.” Xiurong thought: “I am about to taste that monk taste, this creation. I’m afraid that the brothel to and fro many people, someone knows, on the way tired master, must discuss a clean place, good.” Void said: “and over tonight, tomorrow and then take.” Hurriedly touched out five taels of silver, sent with the Xiurong. Xiurong said, “Why did you give this much silver?” Void said, “I am about to take it, don’t be offended!” In a moment, under the lamp set out wine and food, the two closed the door to drink. Monk hugged Xiu Rong in his arms, kissing and touching, very happy. Eat drunk, clean up and undress to bed. That emptiness saw the woman snow white up there, hate a mouthful of water to swallow, then an embrace, said: “my heart!” It will be anxious brain chaotic thrust. Xiu Rong laughed: “Do not rely on you this monk sturdy not? It is practiced head strength to come, also is not hit in, there must be a doorway.” With the hand holding the penis, to the flower door: “small master please go in!” The emptiness is like eating honey tie sugar melon seeds in general, pumping top up. Naturally, it is different from ordinary people, and it is very exciting. But only see:
Big bald head, little bald head, all move together; upper flower center, lower flower center, both kiss together.
A breath of pumping a thousand Xu, until three o’clock, only then finished. Sleep to five, only to go again, and get to the cock crows, only to stop. This is not to be mentioned.
Besides, in Daxing Temple, there are three monks: an old man named Jingxin, two young ones, a Green Forest and a Red Forest. The three of them were prudent in guarding the courtyard. This day, there is a woman, the name of Jing Hua Niang, her husband classic, suitable for the return from her mother’s home, just walked to the front of the temple, a sound, the rain will pour down. Flower Niang a moment to avoid, hastily walked into the temple in the door of the mountains, he sat on the bench. I thought to myself: “I don’t want to go back to my mother’s home, but I want to go back to my husband’s home, which is still a long way away.” The heart is very worried, how to do? At first, also expect the sky to clear before leaving, do not want that rain to the black can not stop, flat ground water three feet deep. Flower Lady has no plan to make, will quietly avoid under the corner, after this night, tomorrow and then go. Even from the ground and lie down.
In a moment, only to see two monks, under the umbrella picking a lantern out. Road a million blessings, said: “Concubine is the wife of the former village classics, because from the mother’s home and back, occasionally when the rain, in and out can not, I beg to borrow this room to stay a night, hope that the upper master convenient.” It turns out that these two monks, a green face and red flowers called Green Forest; a blue face and red beard called Red Forest, is a pair of greedy flowers full of ghosts. A time to see this beautiful young woman, such as a treasure, still willing to let go of him? Then he pretended to say: “So it is the Jing official’s order government, disrespect! That Jing official and I two very close friends, I do not know your sister-in-law here, much offense. Now that we know, there is no reason not to let your sister-in-law go back to the courtesy, so far placed in this reason? Moreover, your sister-in-law must be hungry here, go to the little monk’s small room to eat some vegetarian rice, cakes, steamed buns and snacks!” Hua Niang said: “Thanks to the two great masters, kindly treat me, women go home, see my husband, will be from before and after, one by one, explain him to hear. If you know, you will be grateful and come to thank you two masters. Please don’t send me away, please go back! I just want to sit here, if you don’t need to take the trouble, I am really uneasy in my heart! I’m sorry!” If you want to hear what happened later, please listen to the next chapter.
Sixth, a storm at the Daxing Temple
The poem says:
The branches blown open by the east wind, not with the mortal flowers to make a fuss; the wind drifting green color lonely fragrance attempt, to wait for the moon dusk thin shadow floating.
Idle words. And said the flower lady said: “Just ask for the right to sit here, do not have to bother.” Green Forest said: “Look at this underground water is coming in again.” Honglin said, “How can I rest in the water for a few moments? I kindly pick up your sister-in-law’s room to sit, no need to shirk.” Green Forest said: “Senior brother, you took the umbrella and light, I carry the mother in.” Words have not been, forward a hold on the go. Hua Niang cursed: “I put you these bald bastards, that is not the grandmothers to feed, come back to bully grandma.” Green forest back: “so is the grandmother to live, only to recognize the old family miles.” Has been carried into a clean room, pushed the door into, there has been an old monk, and two women in there playful. Greenwood called: “master, now a family a, save to come to the evening you fight for me.” The old monk took a look, said: “a good young beautiful mountain master, how seems to be familiar with the general?” Thought for a while, suddenly remembered, then said: “small disciple, rest! This turned out to be the former village classic by the official’s wife, maiden name flower, my mother and his mother is a mother’s child, I and he is the two aunts and sisters. Since childhood when I was at home, often play in a place, which is off the buttocks in a bunch of sisters miles! Since he married, I entered the monastery, a few years have not met.” Hua Niang heard, I knew it was aunt and brother, some need to rest assured, then called: “brother originally in this temple monk? Where does my sister know? Tomorrow will send my little sister home, recognized the gateway, we aunties and sisters often come and go is.” The old monk said: “This is a person I can not master, tonight to discuss, tomorrow to take just.” Busy cooking food and wine, persuade the flower lady to eat. Where to eat down, two women came to repeatedly urged to drink, no way to eat a few cups. Two women and said: “Women are all the children of the family, but also because of these two thieves bald bald, was hidden here, as dead, shame and shame over the days, and then do not want to reunite parents, see their husbands face. Even if his own sister came here, he would not let go.” Seeing them say this, there is nothing to be done, thought: “Let’s see later and then try again.”
And said Green Forest and Red Forest, seeing that the two of them were aunt and brother, they did not dare to compete with the old monk for the wind. Then they embraced the two into the room to sleep. This old monk is not right, a moment of masculine strength is difficult, then led the flower lady into the secret room to sit down, really clean and clear me. Exactly:
A few words of Maitreya’s pure land, a few birds’ cries of falling flowers in the sky.
In a few moments, the wine and food were set out, like rare treasures. Huanniang have no choice but to drink with him. That night, the old monk embraced the flower lady for pleasure, cloud and rain up, let him finish. Later, three pairs of children, every day and night drinking for fun.
After a few days, the flower lady’s husband classic, do not see his wife still home, to the door of the father-in-law to pick up. See the parents-in-law said: “Why don’t your daughter come out to see me?” Hua Chun husband and wife said: “Go has been eight days, how come back to ask for his wife?” Classic said: “When did you go back? It must be that you dislike my small business poor, see your daughter has a few good looks, more because of people’s wealth don’t marry.” Hua Chun scolded: “Bullshit, because you’re this little animal poor, sold my daughter with others, but came to ask me to ask for people?” Mother-in-law said: “You do not beat my daughter to death, but to come to the charade.” Then she cried loudly. Neighbors on both sides heard, all came. Asked about the reason, all said: “really go back.” I think this matter after all to be involved in litigation, so a twist to the county, called up the yield.
It is not a good idea to have a good time, but it is a good idea to have a good time. Hua Chun to the son-in-law of the reasons a tell, moncler outlet online, Hua Chun neighbors to come forward, a mouth of the same voice said: “fruit is the classic wife went home.” The classic back: “I live in the house, just a few small houses, that is, back home, how no neighbors know? I hope you will call my neighbors and ask them, then you will know.” I don’t know how? Listen to the next chapter.
The New Monk of the Windfalls Volume 2
The seventh time, the old monk recognized Auntie Flora.
The poem says:
The daily cup and the prostitute, the monk is not unusual; the robe is often stained by rouge, straight to the time when the smell of pollen.
And said the classic back to say: “Hope the master called the small people neighboring house a question, will know the details.” The magistrate then detained the classic neighbors, asked: “Do you know when the classic wife went home?” The four neighbors said: “Classic’s wife went to his mother-in-law’s house to celebrate her birthday. After a few days, see classic morning and evening at home, daytime neighborhood trading, the door is locked, and did not see his wife back.” Hua Chun said: “Master, he conspired to kill his wife, naturally buy will neighbors to cover up with him.” The magistrate said: “It is difficult to rely on your side of the story. But Hua Chun accused of human life things, had to put the classic jail, another day for trial.” At once the classic pulled to the prison, the two sides of the neighbors and flowers spring, outside from time to time to listen to the trial. This classic is a businessman, one day not to take advantage of, one day without food, and no friends and relatives to send food, really poor. Fortunately, the craft is strong, either knotted scarf, or beat shoes, easy rice to survive. I will leave it at that.
And said Hua Niang daily insulted in the clean room sitting, outside the sound of no news, want to seek death, and two women advised: “Since you are here, you and I are ordinary people. Even if you want to die, your husband and parents won’t know about it, and it’s hard to avenge your wrongs. But I am here with you, it is also a destiny, and endure to keep, if there is a day of reckoning, it is not known.” Hua Niang heard, said: “Thank you two sisters for your advice, how can I endure humiliation? Like this kind of vicious monk, it is also considered to have no heavenly reason.” The woman said, “My family name is Jiang, line two, this is Yu Daniang. I was five years ago to burn incense here, was the monk net heart lured into the net room, the medicine made wine, put in the flower cake, eat a few, will be drunk up. Put me on the bed so, and then woke up, has been obscene. I begged to be released several times, but I didn’t comply. Those two disciples, that crooked mouth called Green Forest, that evil-eyed called Red Forest. When I came to have a woman, to later died of a disease, buried in the back of the bamboo garden. There are two more people also died, so buried. This Yu Daniang was also burning incense, and was pushed and pulled by the Green Forest and Red Forest. Once on the road, they would not let go out even if they died. The three of us and bear with it, or these bald things, full of evil, have their own heavenly retribution.” Exactly:
Good karma, bad karma, late karma, quick karma, there must be karma; heaven knows, earth knows, you know, I know, what is ignorance.
Let’s leave the three women’s speeches aside for now.
And said Greenwood, one day is walking in the front hall, only to see a lone woman, holding incense and candles, into the door of the mountain. Greenwood looked carefully, the woman was about thirty-five or thirty-six years old, a half-aged face, and is a pretty Li; clothes elegantly, such as the autumn water in general, the interest of the very clear. Holding up a pair of small feet, Zhou Zhengzheng, tied with gold thread trouser legs, silk thread belt, warm coexistence, into the temple. Toward the Buddha burning incense, light candles, worship a few times, up and said: “May I ask the master, I heard that the back of the temple there is a statue of Goddess of Mercy, but where is it?” This question, will catch the Greenwood’s itch, then thought: “If I lead this woman over there, needless to say, he two and I take.” Busy said: “Mother, to be a small monk guide is.” The woman yau yau not realize, just think he is kind. Step by step followed into the smoky alley of the fortress. Into the seven layers of the door, to a small room, there is a holy statue. Tian’s deep worship, Greenwood turned back to the seven doors are on the chain, walked in. Tian said: “Thanks for the guidance of the master, farewell.” Green Lin said: “Little lady, you inside please sit, put the tea.” Tian said: “Concubine does not have any charity, do not dare to disturb the great master here.” Green forest said: “Tian good master since come here, there is no reason not to small room to stay tea.” Tian’s said: “no what the charity, great not dare to disturb here.” Green forest blocked the way, where willing to let go. Tian only had to enter a room, extremely elegant, table orchid and laurel incense, bed plum flower netting. Green Lin smilingly holding a box of snacks set down. Let’s listen to the next chapter.
The eighth time the widow of Tian burned incense on the ghost plan.
The poem says:
I have been a guest of the monastery, how to turn my thoughts to contempt; I have come to a blessed place, I am not accustomed to living in a monk’s house.
And said the green forest monk holding a snack box set down, and took a cup of fragrant tea, hastened to say: “Mother, and please use snacks!” Tian said: “I have not brought incense money, how to take disturbed.” Green Lin laughed: “big lady do not have to be too modest, the monk’s tea and wine, are all ten masters of the family, that is, with some, but also not the cost of the monks of a penny. May I ask you your name?” Tian said: “My surname is Tian, my husband is gone for seven or eight years. Keep a son, to fifteen or sixteen years old, counting on him to become a family, do not want to last year and died. I don’t want him to die last year. I’m left alone with no one to rely on, so I’ve come here to pray to the Buddha for a good outcome.” Green Forest laughed: “Look at the great lady this kind of posture, beauty and youth, I’m afraid that there are no people to beg to marry you to go.” Tian’s not answer, face will be red. In due course and ate a few flower cake down, that hot tea in the stomach a seizure up, immediately as if eating drunken wine in general, can not stand, dizziness and black eyes up. Said: “Master, you this is to get a piece of stun fascinating things told me to eat, why dizziness and blurred up?” Greenwood said: “I think it is the mother got up a little early, is the lack of. Here and no one came, then in a small bed a sleep, rest rest how?” Tian’s thought: “I’ve fallen for this bald gourd of yours today!” However, to go, the body will fall down, can not sit and stand, only to lean on the table. The bald donkey put him on the bed, Tian’s to go, was trapped by the wine, where to cover up? Only half-push, half-obedient, follow him to do. That bald thief unbuttoned his coat, removed the small clothes, revealing a white flesh, happy to kill the thief bald. He made a gesture to dry up. A pumping a send, really flattered and honored a time.
The poem says:
At first, half-push and half-accommodate, after the second more and more flirtatious; at first the heart flower peak picking, later rain should be withered seedling.
And said that Tian was green forest wine are awake, said: “master, I have not been so many years, today met you so interesting, no wonder women want to think of monks, you can often go to my home.” Greenwood finished, put up Tian’s, said: “You are alone without worry, why need to go back, live here, day and night with you so, and why need to be scared, to your home, if it is seen, two shame face hard to hide, how?” Tian said: “If this is known, it is also so.” Lulin said: “I have another room, this bedroom is a very clean room, people footprints are not where.” Tian said: “This also makes, go home to get the necessary things to, and then with you so on.” Greenwood said: “What must be used?” Tian said: “The things for grooming.” Greenwood said: “This is ready-made.” Then opened the box, took out a few pairs of mirrors, pollen, clothes, all women must use things. Go to pick up a clean bucket, said: “To marry a daughter, there are also in this.” Tian saw a smile, the monk bald hit a fan, said: “look at you so attentive, is a long habit of stealing women’s thieves bald.” Greenwood also laughed and said, “The great lady is also, is a habitual man’s mother-in-law.” Tian’s said: “put your donkey flower, your mother only raise man miles!” Lulin said: “If you are not accustomed to raising a man, why did you hit the monk with the fan?” Two people flirting interesting. To the afternoon, listed under the wine and food, the two ate and drank, kissing and smacking, do not feel happy for a moment, and dry up. Since then to guard the Tian’s, but not to fight the three women.
And said Hua Niang and the old monk jingxin one with the night, only because of homesickness, a careful obedience, in order to be released, and do not dare to a little stubborn, to disobey the monk’s will. This net heart to see him so, and aunt Nui, certainly close to three, they often up to release his heart. However, for fear of disclosure, dare but not dare, to bed, and bitter to the net heart tears. Jingxin said: “It is not a monk’s heart is cruel, I’m afraid that when I let you go, if I tell people, we all die.” Hua Niang said: “If brother is willing to release my little sister, I will only say that I was abducted to another place and escaped to return home. If I say a word about my brother, I will put my flesh on the bed and my bones on the ground to repay my brother.” Net heart see his ambition is real, said: “let you then let you, tonight to get me a happy, I do Lord release is.” Let’s listen to the next chapter.
Ninth, the Touhuan Hui releases Hua Erniang.
I said that the monk family is happy, the monk family is a strong beam; Phi cut the attack light, make up this kind of appearance. The upper baldness implicates the lower baldness, the lower light is more than the upper light; baldness, baldness, baldness, is the two-headed monk.
And said the net heart said: “Tonight you get me a happy, I will do the Lord release you.” Hua Niang heard, overwhelmed with joy, then said: “I am a long time by your obscene dirt, do not know how many cases, I still have what is not willing to place? Let the master do it.” Net heart said: “Spring Palace written on a story, if the layman to do, called pouring candles, monks do ride a wooden donkey. I lean here, you on my body riding, if you get my out, then see you are true love.” Hua Niang laughed: “So, the master is a seven-year-old mouth onion white donkey. This donkey thing and is upside down long, if I ride up, you can not big upside down big jump, will I fall down, and then to other places to bite the group to go. I told the people to feed the grass and pack the donkey, and I was beaten with a stick, which hurt my bones. At that time sold to the family room, a day on five buckets of wheat, three buckets of red grains, two buckets of millet, the midnight eye a unloading, unloading, not to mention the absence of gluten, even grass no matter you eat a full, can be the end of the day without a future.” Jingxin said: “You understand these there. It doesn’t matter, I’m panicked, come up quickly!” Hua Niang said: “You first said riding a wooden donkey, I think this donkey is old, most likely sent to the head of the mill, master, you do not blame me, the more I say that the more you are happy! I ask again: at home with my husband officer, his penis is a round, how is this your square mile? I think people are not the same as people, wood is not the same as wood, and the penis is not the same? It is not that you have made the four sides of the almsman’s money and food to come, the days of wine and meat, eat the bear attacked the brain? You also bored to kill me!” The net heart said: “You have not guessed, I was originally the remains of my parents in the fetus.” The flower lady said: “Yes! Yes! Your parents left behind you this kind of foreign seed, in the city streets to make a bitch of people’s good women, defile the big family couples, ready to be full of evil habits, death without a burial place. I advise you to turn back and change your ways. Tonight will I send me out of the temple, later I will have benefits to you, otherwise, slave that is dead in the nine springs, I will not be with you.” Net heart heard, shocked soul flying out of the sky, the spirit dispersed nine heaven, said: “great realization, the road so the words, really is the morning bells and twilight drums, back to the clouds and the sea of dreamers. The little monk will change, will never go back on his word. Shi master save me a life, the little monk kill body is difficult to repay.” Said, is the clothes kowtow blood. Hua Niang said: “There is no need to wait. Look at that side of the two bald cheat consciousness, difficult to get away, this quickly pack up to send out I go, the slave will not forget your benefits.” Drawing on the clothes, took the comb, freshened up. The net death will flower lady led, layer by layer opened the portal, has come to the mountain outside the door, the two of them goodbye. Pure heart turn back, again the portal closed heavily. Come to the clean room, only to see the green forest, red forest and the woman take turns to have fun, he also did not care, hide in a side to go.
And said the flower lady out of the temple to, dazed and confused, and the day is not yet bright, the black hole to stay in place, where to distinguish between east and west, north and south, sitting on the ground, fixed wake up for a while, before recognizing the road ahead, even ran to the husband’s home, hate can not be two steps and a step to go, at this time it happened that the day has brightened up, and far away from the gateway to see their own, to put the guts just let it down. Walked close to the door, the door to see, but it is locked. Coincidentally, is wondering between, there is a close neighbor, surnamed Wang Chengmei, this human nature straight, good into people’s good deeds, in the county as a businessman. On this day, there was something in the government office, and he got up early in the morning and went to the front of the county to do his work. See the flower lady, ate a shock, said: “flower lady, where do you live? Your husband is sitting in jail, do you know?” Let’s listen to the next chapter.
The Tenth Farewell to a Female Monk with a Gift of Gold and Silver
The poem says:
There is still gold and silver to give, how to leave the female monks; in the daytime the Buddhist disciples, in the nighttime the laymen.
And said Hua Niang heard the businessman’s words, shed tears, said: “Nu today to see her husband, I do not know to go that way?” The neighbor said, “I’m going to the county, so you can go with me.” The two of them followed the road and traveled. Along the way, the flower lady will be green, red monk two things one by one. Not long, has arrived in front of the county, this is not to mention.
Plus the net sea monk in the Wu family and Mrs. cheating, hiding night and day out, and no one knows. Fingers of time has not realized that two years. Wu can become a full term, will soon be home. Gai’s wife heard the news, such as cold water on the heart of the general, busy with the net sea said: “for the official sooner or later to come back, we two will be goodbye! Said, have tears. Exactly:
The poem says:
Arranging this matter to pass on the guests, packing the spring light anxious to return; spring letter to ask the leakage of the Shun people, fake busy nuns people to guess.
The net sea and the lady cried to know drunkenness, say endless parting love belly. It is difficult to part with the time, family members reported: “Master has arrived in the off, the next day to home.” Mrs. up busy, ordering food and drink, one side from the box took more than ten silver, said: “not expected husband to arrive, my heart and mouth like a lost treasure in general, there are plans can not keep you. Can be this gold and silver, according to first return to the monk, and then try to meet again.” The net sea will cry up, the lady also shed tears and said: “now according to the female nun dress up, that is out of the garden door, no one is expected to see, this bye-bye!” Autumn Fang sent him out, closed the garden door, before returning. Exactly:
The world’s good things are not firm, the colorful clouds are easily dispersed and the glass is brittle.
At one time, everyone was busy, preparing for the return of the head of the family. Not long after, he did arrive. The lady said: “Welcome to meet in person.” Everyone rejoiced, both men and women kowtowed. Into the room in addition to the crown and belt, Mrs. set up wine and husband to receive the wind. May into the lady will ask some family matters. Since ancient times, the newlyweds are not as good as the long goodbye, husband and wife went to bed early, needless to say a lot of love.
The next day before dawn, Wu Kocheng got up, freshening up to worship guests, busy a series of worship guests finished, unavoidably on the grave to worship sweep. Home and invited relatives, do a few days of theater. Some flattered him, send gifts, so to see, a busy more than ten days, before getting settled. Exactly:
The poem says:
People are refreshed when they are happy, and sleepy when they are bored.
Leave the Wu family woman alone.
Besides, Hua Niang along with the neighbor, the two of them came to the county in a row. Neighbor Yu Chengmei led him to the prison, the classic saw, ate a shock, said: “You are there? Cause me to this position!” Flower Niang will be the previous events one by one, full of prison inmates, all hate the monk. At that time, the forbidden son on the hall report, take out the classic couple, in the hall a question. How to return home, how to avoid the rain, how to meet the monk, one by one. The master was furious, and immediately asked: “How many rooms of monks in this temple?” Hua Niang replied: “I heard that there are two rooms, the west room is good, really do not know the details.” County point all four classes of human service, each armed with equipment, instantly on the sedan chair, even to the Daxing Temple and come. Just to the temple door, only to see a female Taoist nun, years have more than twenty years old, knocking on the door over there. The master of the county commanded people: “and I will take over!” Both sides of the Yamen’s ruthless as finished coal, a female Taoist nun will be up, snap down in front of the county master. The magistrate said: “You are the nunnery female monk, why are you here?” Exactly:
For people who do not do anything with a clear conscience, they are not frightened when they beat on the door in the middle of the night.
This female monk was originally a net sea monk pretending, from the Wu family out of the original party just walked here. Once I saw the master asked, scared soul, no, just see him dry open his mouth to say. The master of the county had known that he had a disease in his heart, ordered: “Take off his clothes, remove me.” Promise a sound on both sides, stepped forward to strip down his coat, revealing the strips of a man’s physique, his arms are still carrying a few envelopes of silver. And listen to the next decomposition.
The eleventh time Wu Kecheng Water Pavilion Pan Qiu Fang
The poem says:
I remember the body of a man, how the tabs are like people; tonight I want to have a party, and in the long run I will go to the city.
And said the master of the county to see the Taoist nun revealed male body, and carrying a few silver, angry and asked: “You are where the thieves and criminals, fake makeup female monks? Who stole the silver? Tell us the truth!” Net sea can not hide for a moment, will initially to the Wu family, how to cheat with the lady, how to give gold, today how to return to the temple, before and after, said once again. The county master called the human servant will lead down. Looked at the text, Fang returned to the room to write a secret letter, sent to the Wu family. Wu can be opened into a look, the heart understands, thought: “This matter can not be leaked, secretly figure this bitch will be.”
After a few days, can into see the autumn flowers to pick flowers in the garden, told him to come to the water above the pavilion, quietly asked: “you can truthfully say, lady bed, who sleeps to? If you do not speak frankly, but I will kill you.” Said from the sleeve took out a sharp knife to. Autumn Fang soul, said: “Only a female Taoist nun to come to the fates, because of the wind and the day late, stay overnight, the next morning will go.” Can Cheng said: “Taoist nun must be a man.” Autumn Fang said: “Taoist nun that there is a man?” Ke Cheng said, “Where does he live?” Qiu Fang said, “He lives in Daxing Temple.” This sentence is not a good answer. Kecheng thought: “How can there be a female monk in a monastery?” He put away his knife and said, “Follow me!” Qiu Fang followed, had already paid attention. Happen to walk to the edge of the pool, can into the front, hard to push him a push, Qiu Fang rush to hide, just flopped on top of the water, shouting. Mrs. has long heard, came to see, can into the garden to go. Busy call family members to the fall will fish up, called to the inner room, between the reasons for the situation. Autumn Fang explained, Mrs. shocked face changed color, said: “This matter will be leaked! How?” Is really discussing, only to see can become happy to come, some are not in the heart. Mrs. just can not let go of the guts, can be into the unquestioned.
And after a few days, can be into and Mrs. sleep to the second hour, intentionally to adjust the lady to love hot, cloud and rain up. Can into said: “I tonight wine less some, feel not happy, if at this time to get some wine to eat, there is Xing Li!” Mrs. Road: “Call a woman wine orders to take is.” May into the road: “At this time they have gone to sleep, coaxing him to say only want wine, a great inconvenience, but also need to Mrs. a take can also.” This lady since listening to qiu fang’s words, afraid of her husband’s murder, always pay attention. Then she said, “In that case, I’ll go get it.” Hands clean, holding the lamp, took the key, even to the wine room and go. Can become bowed from the accompanying, the thought of Mrs. fill in the wine (wood + Huang) in the dip, dip dead force to solve the hatred of the heart. Exactly:
The poem says:
People can’t die when they’re told to die, but heaven can’t live when it’s told to die.
I saw the lady take a big stool, go up, bend over and take. Kecheng went up and tried to do it, but the stool was not stable, and Mrs. Kecheng tilted it down. When he saw that it was not going to work, he asked, “How did you come, ma’am? I am afraid that the wine depth of large, afraid to take can not be, specially come to phase move a move.” Mrs. know that his intention is not good, but no other words, again take the lamp, before returning to the room. The two of them drank the whole dish.
Besides, the master of the county in front of the Daxing Temple to lock up the net sea, even to the east room, ordered to the head of the room detailed search. Apprehended three women, three monks, two Taoists, three walkers. And people to the bamboo garden, dug out the bodies of two women to. The master of the county and called to the west room detailed search, only to see a few young readers, are plain clothes, said: “old parents, the east room is dirty, people hate in the heart, now the hole candle, God and man are happy. This west room students are here to study books and history, is really a clean door.” The students have slang eight sentences for the record:
East room every night embracing the red makeup, the West Shed on the cold bed in the morning; the left head does not hear the bell ringing, the right side of the box when playing the wooden fish busy. East kitchen meat and wine fishy gas, this place lanterns fragrance; a mountain gate divided into each other, the west side of the sitting also good vajra.
The Twelfth Execution of the Monk and the Relief of All Hatred
The poem says:
Good and evil will always be rewarded in heaven, and heaven’s justice is straightforward.
And said the master of the county to see the slang, resigned the west room, the left and right turn back to the Yamen, actually went to the main hall.
And said Wu Kecheng saw the two plans did not work, so he begged the county to teach the crime, and begged the county master to complete their affairs. The county master laughed coldly and said: “You are not careful with the girl’s door, deserve to go to the government; net sea private adultery, women should not be a capital offense. What more do you have to say?” Can become speechless, shy dry and back. The master asked Yu’s: “How did he trick you into his room?” Yu’s said: “Master, I went to the temple to burn incense, was Greenwood two monks pushed and pulled to his room raped, never let out.” Hua Niang fear of Jiang’s, Tian’s said net heart old monk reasons, then said: “Master do not need to ask, are these two bald behavior, and this old monk some have nothing to do. If the woman is not the old monk mercy release, on the death of the temple, no one knows.” Jiang’s, Tian’s will understand, said: “Master, is to bury the body, is also green forest, red forest two bald.” County Duke asked, with the net heart old monk released to return to secularism, the two women’s corpses in the place to buy a coffin convergence. Jiang’s, Yu’s, Tian’s all released home. Taoist priests, walkers return to their original homes, the east room property in the west room management, out of silver one hundred taels, to help repair the city. Distribute the classics. Three evil monks tied to the city Cao beheaded, ordered the head of the Daxing Temple. Exactly:
The poem says:
In his past life, he had made a debt to a wronged family, and it is hard for him to escape from the great number in this life; he should not help others to think evil thoughts of lust, and he should accumulate some yin kung fu and leave it for the future. This kind of bald abomination is full of evil, once the knife to pour the life; Western Academy scholars clean apartment, from the gold list all the title.
That is to say that the couple can be drinking, drinking to four, talking and laughing as usual, they are half drunk, undress and sleep. The next morning, after freshening up, can become out of the heart, suddenly had a plan. Go home as usual, every day with a smile on his face, do not know that the smile hidden knife.
This day, the eighth day of the seventh month, can become the birthday day, can become commanded family members, cure identify wine and fruits, vegetables and so on, in order to prepare for the birthday is the day of meeting guests. On this day, relatives and friends arrived, sending gifts to countless people, one day lively, no need to talk about.
Mangran eunuchs on the job, and can become acquainted with the village, passing through the village, get off the boat, luggage is too heavy and inconvenient, picking can be put, two boxes. The family reported to Kecheng, Kecheng said: “carried in the upper room to go!” Mrs. I do not know is harmful, said it is the objects, and did not care.
To the evening, friends and relatives are scattered, can Cheng and Mrs. reorganization of the banquet to drink, autumn Fang a side pouring wine. Can Cheng said: “Today’s big happy eyes, autumn Fang also drink two cups.” Qiu Fang only ate three or four cups of wine, will feel dizzy, lying on the pit to fall asleep. Kecheng and the woman had finished drinking, and took off their clothes and went to sleep. Ke Cheng pretended not to have undressed and lay down, the lady was half drunk and fell asleep. Ke Cheng called out, “Madam! Madam!” Not a sound, secretly get up, touch the kindling, lighting sulfur, looking at the box a plug, and then out of the room door, waiting for the fire. The original box is loaded with gunpowder, once the kindling, the sound of a boom, bed nets, houses are red. Poor Gui Sister red powder beauty, autumn Fang mouth strict maids, once the fire into ashes, descendants have please as evidence.
The poem says:
A plan that can be realized can really be realized, waiting for the beauty of the sleep of the blindfolded; green hat a top is difficult to get rid of, the king of the eight will also be attacked by fire.