Chapter 1: God’s Ghostly Sorrow Holds the Stone
The blue sky with a clear blue sky, the red sun, the craggy valleys and the silence.
Halfway up the cliff, there is a flat cliff, between the walls there is a stone hole, about two feet high, suddenly from that hole, came bursts of low roar, immediately break the silence.
A few moments later, only to see two groups of smoke and fire, Ran out of the cave flew out.
Huh! This is two groups of flames, is actually two shaped like ghosts and monsters of the savage, hair long cape, a short red robe, long only knee and have been torn, staggering from the hole out.
The thing that was seen as flames flickering was actually four boulders danced by two savages, the stone red as fire, red light flickering, no wonder it was seen as two flames earlier.
But these are not surprising, but the size of the four boulders is amazing, each boulder is as tall as a man, thick about a hug, at least a thousand pounds.
But it was whirled and fluttered by these two savages, shaped like a plaything.
The light is spinning and flying, only some stupid force, and is not surprising, the strange thing is that the two savages step lightly, feet on the ground surprisingly noiseless!
What kind of kung fu is this? It’s unheard of and unseen!
The two savages hand holding boulders, walked to the center of the flat cliff, casually threw down the hand on the boulders, only to hear a few booms and explosions, shaking the four mountains buzzing.
Apparently this boulder was strangely heavy!
At this moment, I saw the short savage laughing and saying.
“Bian Tan, the two of us have been practicing hard here for more than ten years, but we have never actually tried it, so why don’t we go over each other’s hands and practice it once today, and try how powerful this kung fu is?”
The one called “Flat Stretch” answered: “‘Penny’! We’ve been practicing here for so many years, we really need to try it out.”
With a pick of both feet, the two boulders, which were deeply inserted into the ground, rose up in response to his feet.
“Hahaha!” The slightly short-built weirdo reached out to catch the thrown boulder and, as usual, picked up the other two boulders with a single pick of his foot.
The two men each caught the boulder and retreated to stand opposite each other at the eastern and western edges of the flat cliff!
I heard “Penny” yell! “Attention!” Right hand boulder with his shout, even flat shot out, aimed at the “flat” chest hit.
“Flat Stretcher” saw the boulder flying to, Huo ground body flying up, hanging in the air a foot to the oncoming boulder kicked, that weighs more than a thousand kilograms of boulder, but also should be foot and back!
“Flat Stretcher” at the same time arms vibration, hands of two boulders together with the flying back that one, immediately finished zigzag shot back, and then floated back to the original place.
“Haha! Penny, it’s up to you!”
“‘A small payment in lieu of a chi’ (a small thing)! Jie Jie…”
“Penny” saw three stones fly at the same time, a Jie Jie laugh, even jumped up, welcome to see the boulder to fly, right hand a pull a pocket, immediately will be above the boulder to catch.
Both feet divided to the other two stone step, the original potential speed force force, flat shot from the two boulders, actually can not withstand the force of the feet a pedal, ring to the ground to sink!
Holy shit! What kind of kung fu is this?
How can this skinny monkey have such a skillful kung fu?
We must know that the boulder weighs more than a thousand pounds, “Penny” can be pushed out, the force is really amazing!
I know that the “flat” martial arts is even more amazing, ordinary people in the feet on the ground, want to catch the boulder, has not been easy, but he even hanging in the air hair feet, hard to kick the boulder back.
After hitting the boulder on his hand, he even fell back to the original place, even if he had practiced his inner strength to the power of “reversing three cars” and “Chao Yuan set top”, he could not do so, which was really scary!
No wonder they say, “Thin people have more cream.” （”Thin people have more energy.)
“After Penny landed on the ground, he replied, “Come on! Let’s practice your palm technique!”
At the end of the “flat” answer, bang a palm, against the “flat” legs to split, palm force is strong, like a huge wave surge, stirring the ground debris flying.
The right palm of “Flat Stretcher” flipped his wrist and launched out to meet the rapid palm force.
When the two shares of the palm party just to meet that moment, step forward, left palm down a press, the strange thing immediately appeared, his forward body shape, has been rushed up to the sky.
Obviously, the “flat stretcher” is the use of both sides of the two different directions of the force, lifting up the body, this borrowing force of the clever, but it is a unique.
Just see “flat” body shape in the air, Huo Di fist leg turn over, people like waterfalls, ten fingers, fierce to “Penny” of the shoulders to grab.
“Dude! Are you playing for real?” Head also end up lifting, “Penny” abruptly slip step back, double palms violently upward flip, this strike is already used full ten percent of the real power.
But see the palm power strange strength, scratching the air wind born, a picking the air like giant waves of strong wind, meet the “flat” that down to pounce on the figure, rushed straight up!
As soon as he saw the strong wind coming, “Flat Stretcher” immediately changed his grip into a palm and pressed it to meet the trend.
Hey! Borrowing power was a trick, let’s see how he borrows it this time.
Just see his palms down a press, welcome to see the air force, the whole body was immediately bounced up in mid-air, the ground “Penny” also dengdeng straight backward!
It’s an even split, and each is at peace!
“Hahaha…”
“Jie Jie Jie…”
“Brothers! We have finally practiced the ‘Mixed Elemental Qi Gong’, that stinking monk really didn’t lie, and didn’t let us waste more than ten years of time for nothing.” “Penny” said happily.
“Flat Stretch” also led the way: “Haha! Ten years east, ten years west, in the past, the “gambling ghost” and the “divine thief”
You can raise your eyebrows from now on!”
“Penny” remembered the past, can not help but be full of anger, said: “Damn! Those guys saw me as a “gambler” and threw me a disdainful ‘sanitary eye’!”
“Flat Stretch” bawled out, saying: “Damn! I am even worse than you! I’m like a rat on the street, everyone is shouting at me! Fuck!”
A time, and said: “Only that old monk to us the most polite, although he respectively to gambling skills and theft skills to convince us, but politely want us to help his favor.”
A long time ago, evoking “Penny” countless feelings, only to hear him say: “Damn, the monk four empty, actually will gamble, and this I gambled more fierce, more clever!
“I’ve always been unconvinced, but I was convinced by that old monk! He taught me to practice kung fu and I practiced, starting with a ten-kilogram stone and carrying it all the way to a thousand-pound boulder, even playing with the boulder in my hands and feet.”
“Flat Stretch” suddenly remembered something, said: “Bite yo! The sun is about to set, let’s go! Let’s go and burn some incense.”
“Penny laughed: “What’s the hurry? The bell has not yet rung! Those monks have not yet begun to do ‘evening classes’, we are just routine, there is nothing to be nervous about.”
“Flat Stretch” and said: “Brother, do you remember I asked the old monk said, when we can go down the mountain, but the old monk said in the ‘Hidden Spirit Temple’ to carry back the baby, how can it be?”
“Penny was also puzzled and said: “Yes! How could there be a child in a monk’s temple? The old monk didn’t have a fever, so he wouldn’t be talking nonsense… but…”
“Flat Stretch” shook his head and said: “Go to hell! Don’t think about these problems anymore! Let’s go! Let’s go to the temple and find out what’s going on and why we haven’t had evening classes yet.”
The two strips were shaped like electricity and sped away!
Pine and cypress cover, a high tower standing in the middle of the tower, the tower around, the temple towering, the roof of the whole system using glazed tiles, the setting sun oblique illumination, flashing with wisps of yellow haze.
The original solemn “Hidden Spirit Temple” is now in disarray.
The second generation of disciples, armed with swords and clubs of cloth were on guard in all directions.
The pair of ten-foot-tall, powerful, invulnerable mountain guardian apes squeaked and squeaked, but unfortunately, the only abbot who understood their “couple’s” speech was busy rescuing a middle-aged woman.
As soon as the elixir was ingested and the abbot waved his fingers in the air, the middle-aged woman, who was seriously injured, woke up slowly and suddenly heard her shouting: “Young Master! Young Master…”
He wanted to stand up, but he collapsed in a crumpled heap, after all, he was seriously injured.
“Amitabha Buddha! Don’t be anxious, female cultivator, everything is fine with the little cultivator!”
“Let me see!”
Master Chengkong, the abbot, nodded his head to the little monk beside him, and the little monk immediately brought the baby in his hand to the middle-aged woman.
The middle-aged woman was in tears and kept whispering, “Young Master…”
The voice is getting weaker and weaker, Chengkong master was shocked to see, do not care about avoiding suspicion, out of the palm to catch the back of the middle-aged woman to cross the gas refreshing, said in a deep voice: “female master, who is the poisoner?”
The middle-aged woman was about to speak when she heard–
“Duck and rice tofu!”
“Now slaughter! Now!”
“Flat Stanley and Penny descend into the arena with smiles on their faces.
They are usually practicing boredom, only through every morning and evening in accordance with the provisions of the old monk to the temple incense burning opportunity, and the temple monks “pulling eggs” to relieve boredom, today is of course no exception!
Even if today’s situation is special, they eat “tofu” as usual!
The middle-aged woman is the baby’s nurse, originally injured too much, relying on spiritual medicine and a spiritual power to support, at this time has been to the point of exhaustion!
She pointed at the baby and said in a broken voice, “Ba… Ba…”
A breathless, regretful death!
“Penny” sighed: “Alas! Another death, I can breathe more air!”
The group of monks could not help but glare at him in unison!
“Flat Stretcher” immediately to the group of monks to sweep a “blank stare”, said: “Stare what rice! How can a monk just ‘stare’ when he is empty of all the four great qualities? It’s a sin! It’s a sin!”
Chengkong master sighed: “two masters do not know, this small master’s life and enemies, only the female master know, just by you a stirring, all broken!”
The two of you are dumbfounded!
What’s with the coincidence? It hurts my brain!
“Penny’s eyes twinkled, pointing at the pair of mountain protection apes, laughing: “I see that Jiji and Mimi have been screaming for a long time, they must know that the person was carried by them!”
“Flatbush” echoed the sentiment!
The pair of protective monkeys since the “holy monks” to subdue after conditioning, has been psychic, although the holy Kai has gone to travel around, but the two monkeys still abide by the “holy monks” precepts, guarding the “Hidden Spirit Temple”.
At this time a see “Penny” pointing at them, immediately body shape like flying to the Chengkong master in front of the big belly of the mother ape, this hand paddling feet “squeak! Squeak!” Said ceaselessly!
Master Chengkong listened with a grave expression!
“Penny” and “Flat Stanley” didn’t understand the language of the apes, once they saw the female ape talking with great interest, while the male ape was listening stupidly, “Flat Stanley” couldn’t help kicking the male ape, saying. “Damn! You’ve also got a ‘long-winded woman’!”
The male ape was inexplicably kicked in the face, and was furious, but when he saw that the person who kicked him was “Bian Tan”, he could only give a low “uh-huh”. But when he saw that the person who kicked him was “Bian Tan”, he only gave a low “uh-huh!
The female ape, however, “Squeak!” She jumped over, pointing and screaming, but didn’t dare to get too close to the two of them!
“Flat Stretch” scolded: “Damn! You monkey mother, what are you jumping, you are not afraid of moving the fetus ah! Good! Let me serve you again to play a good game!”
When he finished speaking, he made a gesture of embracing with both hands!
The twin apes were so shocked that they hid behind Master Chengkong and didn’t dare to say anything!
Don’t look at this pair of spirit ape life tearing tigers and leopards, weighing more than a thousand kilograms, but to the “flat burden” and “Penny” hands, like a toy general let them play with!
In order to practice the “Mixed Elements and Qi Gong”, the two of them, once they met the two apes, would hold one ape, throw it high and low, and fling it east and west, which was simply endless!
The second ape didn’t let them go until they were dizzy!
No wonder they’re scared to death!
Master Chengkong pronounced a Buddha’s name, said aloud: “According to Mimi, the child’s mother and family were killed by a group of masked men for unknown reasons!”
“Where does this child live?”
Master Chengkong said in a deep voice: “I don’t know! Just now the old na was about to continue to ask, but by the two masters an interruption and interrupted, I really do not know where to start looking for?”
“Flat Stretch” said to the little monk holding the baby, “Hey! Little monk, carry that baby over to let me see what he has something to refer to?”
Taking over the baby, “Flat Stretch” shouted: “Damn! Used to hold a thousand pounds of stone, today hold this baby, as if holding a ball of cotton like, strange crappy twist!
After that, he undid the child’s clothes and searched…
“Haha! I found it! Oh… yuck… yuck…”
“Flat Stretch” is in the child to find a “gold lock piece” and laugh, suddenly the “small copper cannon” shot a stream of “water arrows Suddenly the “small copper cannon” shot out a stream of “water arrows”, hitting the open mouth of the “flat-bottomed”.
“Penny clapped her hands and exclaimed, “Haha! It’s so sweet!”
“Shit! Rogue, this is your meet-and-greet gift to your grandpa, huh? Huh? ‘Hen’er Full Moon Memorial Long Life Ba Lingyu’, whoops! So it’s that ‘Badou’ kid’s baby!”
“Penny took the child in a hurry, flipped through the lock, and nodded, “No wonder the nanny said, ‘Ba… Ba… Ba…’ on her deathbed!”
“Flat Stretch” suddenly put away the cynical look, a serious to Chengkong master, asked: “Master, how do you plan to arrange this child!”
Master Chengkong respectfully said, “But let the master decide!”
“Flat Stretch” said resolutely, “Fine! We’ll both raise him!”
“Penny” shouted urgently, “Bian Tan, do you have a fever? Or is there something wrong with one of your nerves? We’re two big men, how can we raise a child?”
“I’m fine! It’s time to take charge, the ship will go straight when it comes to the bridge.”
“It’s time to take charge, fart! Do you have milk for him?”
“Milk? Simple! There’s plenty of deer milk from those wild deer under the mountain, not to mention that we, Mimi, are about to give birth to little Mimi, so when the time comes, there’s absolutely no problem with the milk supply!”
“This…”
“Penny’s eyes glanced at Mimi, but she nodded her head knowingly, and Gigi giggled, “Damn, these two animals like this baby too!”
“Okay! You’ll have to wash your own diapers!”
“Washing diapers? That’s not necessary! I want this boy to soak in the ‘Cui Mei Pool’ all day long! Why would he need to change diapers? What a joke!”
“Damn! The water in that pool is so cold that even you and I, with all our strength, don’t dare to touch the water, are you determined to freeze this little kid to death?”
“Anne! You’ve forgotten! Didn’t the old monk leave behind a bunch of herbs and a bottle of potion before he left? At that time, we didn’t believe it would come in handy.”
“Damn! The old monk really has some skills, and was able to anticipate that we would raise this brat, thus preparing those medicines in advance.”
“Now, OK?”
“Well, OK is OK! Who told me to meet a bad person! Pit you old man!”
“Flat Stretch” to Chengkong masters and other monks said: “The size of the monks, your grandfather from today onwards, to serve this ‘Ba Daheng’, morning and evening, please burn two more incense it!”
“Amitabha Buddha, the Schizo’s merits and virtues are immense, respectfully yours!”
At the dawn of the day, the craggy, flat cliffs, which have always been calm, are crying out for a good time today!
Only to see the cliff stood three people and three apes. A about ten years old, wearing animal skin, hair like messy grass young man and a full body snow white, more than ten feet high giant ape in the circle pushing and pulling each other.
Outside the circle stood the pair of strange people “Flat Stretcher” “Penny” and the pair of protective monkeys, at this time, people and apes could not stop applauding and cheering!
“Ba Daheng! Go… Go!”
“Uh-huh! Woo…” The old ape was also cheering for the young ape.
Obviously, the ape fight has reached a critical juncture!
Only heard “Penny” said: “Brother, our Ba Daheng is really strong enough to hold out with ‘Little Jiji’ for so long!”
“Damn! The strength of this little beast is even greater than that of its old man, I almost fell into its hands yesterday, I think Ba Daheng might lose!”
“Penny said sharply, “Not really, do you want to make a bet?”
“Flat Stretch” said disdainfully: “You “gambling ghost” want to gamble again?”
“Penny blushed and said, “No, it’s not! It’s just for fun!”
“Flat Stretch” laughed: “Good! Today let you have a good time, I’ll bet with you!”
“Penny” laughed happily, “praise! Is that good enough? What about the bet?”
“Flat Stretch” said with a twinkle in his eye: “Let’s do it this way! The loser will be responsible for cooking for a month.”
“Good! It’s a deal! Go Ba Daheng!”
“Penny” yelled at the top of her lungs!
“Flat Stretch” also yelled, “Jiji, go for it!”
Gigi and Mimi looked at Flat Stanley in bewilderment, confused as to why this man, who had originally been working for Ba Da Heng, had suddenly changed his mind.
“Flat Stretch” saw that Jiji and Mimi were just staring at him, but forgot to cheer for little Jiji, so he couldn’t help but curse: “Damn! What are you looking at? Come on!”
“Uh-huh! Umm…”
“Penny” yelled out, “Ba Daheng! Come on! Flat Stretch has fallen on his own sword and is going to cheer for ‘Little Gigi’, so you have to fight for it!”
The teenagers in the field couldn’t help but be distracted by the words!
Yoshitoshi Jr pushes forward with a smooth move and Ba Dae Hyeong backs up to the edge!
Little Gigi made one more push!
Ba Daheng’s feet were rooted to the ground and he was stiffly bracing his backward leaning body!
“Penny” gave an “ah” as her expression changed dramatically!
“Flat Stanley shouted triumphantly, “Man, get ready to cook! Haha…”
“Penny hung her head low, unable to speak.
Steeply heard the young man exhale a huge cry: “Hey!”
Arms out, thrusting outward–
Little Jiji let out a miserable cry and his body, like a kite with broken strings, was not only shaken out of the circle, but also slammed into the cliff wall…
See little Jiji to die a horrible death, Jiji and Mimi body like flying like leaping out – steeply feel a gust of wind around swept, Ba Daheng has been lightning-like copied little Jiji’s body, spinning and diagonally swept out, drifting down on the shore.
“Penny and Flatbush’s mouths were wide open, unable to speak.
Gigi and Mimi were even more dumbfounded.
Ba Daheng carried little Jiji to Jiji and Mimi and laughed: “Hey! What are you looking at! What’s there to see, bring your monkey boy back to throw it!”
Gigi giggled and hugged little Gigi.
Little Gigi happened to come back to his senses and immediately broke free and fell to the ground on his back!
Ba Daheng immediately flashed his body, called out: “up, small Jiji, what exactly are you doing in the rice play two, quickly get up, let’s have a good fight again!”
Just a moment ago, the “flat burden”, joy and sorrow, the thought of cooking for a month, will be dizzy, head down sighing!
“Penny” since the defeat of the resurrection, the mood of the happy, can be imagined, at this time, once he saw the small Jiji convinced kneeling in front of the Ba Daheng, then laughed: “Ba Daheng, pat it on the head to accept it!”
Ba Daheng suddenly realized, immediately bent over and patted Little Jiji’s head three times, Little Jiji jumped up, respectfully and obediently standing by Ba Daheng’s side with his hands hanging down.
Gigi and Mimi were screaming and jumping for joy!
“Penny” saw “Flat Stretcher” that pay downhearted, laughed: “Damn! Eating to seven old, coffins have been drilled three-quarters of the people, but still so down to lose ah!”
“Flat Stretch” glared at him and grunted coldly.
“Penny” laughed again: “Don’t complain! You didn’t lose to the famous ‘Gambler’, so why are you so upset? Haha…”
“Flat Stretch” roared: “Be proud of yourself! You still lost to the old monk, huh? You still have the nerve to brag about being ‘famous’, you really don’t know how long your face has been!”
“You…”
“How am I doing?”
“In a moment of desperation, Penny shouted, “You’ll see! I’ve already taught all my gambling skills to Mr. Ba Daheng, and he’ll win back my face!”
“Haha…”
“Penny” saw “flat” suddenly perverse laughter, can not help but confused: “What are you laughing at, or you do not believe, do not look at his age is still young, Ba Daheng’s gambling skills have exceeded me! “
“Flatulent” laughed even harder!
Tears and snot actually came out all over!
“Stop!” Penny roared hotly!
“Flat Stanley waved his sleeve to wipe away the snot and tears, and held back his laughter!
“Pulling a mongrel, swinging and throwing! Blah blah blah! By the way, what were you laughing at?”
“After flinging another handful of snot out of his nose, Bian Tan laughed and said, “You! You’ve eaten so much rice, but you don’t even know that the kid is messing with you, ha…”
After that, he started laughing again!
“Stop!”
“Tell it like it is, then hide in the bathroom and laugh!”
“Good! That’s what you told me to say, that little kid has gotten the best of me, and I think he might be secretly messing around with the strengths of both families in order to win against you!”
“Flatulent” gloated.
“Whoa! No blame! No wonder!”
“Penny” nodded and looked to Ba Daheng!
Ba Daheng spits out his tongue and makes a face!
“Hmph! Little slip of a man! Ghostly! I’ll never let you get away with it next time.”
“Flatulent” laughed louder!
“Penny exclaimed, “What are you laughing at? Go and cook!”
Ba Daheng asked in confusion, “Gambler! Isn’t it your turn to cook today?”
“Penny” said cheerfully, “You just won against Little Jiji, and I won the bet with him!”
“Flat Stretch” snorted coldly and said nothing.
Mr. Ba Daheng asked “Flat Stretch”: “God Thief, is it real?”
“Flat Stretch” said in a bad mood: “What gold, silver, it is not your little trouble caused by the child, obviously going to lose, why suddenly came so strong!
Ba Daheng laughed: “Bah! Who told you to look at people in the doorway, look down on this tycoon, deserved to see you next time you dare not look down on your young master.”
“Flat Stanley” muttered: “Stink bomb! Hmph!”
“Penny” suddenly asked: “Right, kid, why did you suddenly add ‘divine power’?”
“‘Divine power?’ No!”
“There must be! Think about it!”
“Hey! I have to think again! I only remember soaking in the barrel of medicine and the ‘Cuimei Pool’ every day, cold and hot, it’s not pleasant!”
“Bah! I don’t know what’s good for you!” “Penny scolded.
Ba Daheng spat out his tongue and added, “Right, I remembered, that day when Little Jiji and I were playing in that mountain behind us, we once ate a red fruit.”
“Penny wondered, “Red fruit?”
The Ba’al Tycoon nodded.
“Flat Stretch” urgently said: “Red fruit? Does it look like a tomato, with three green leaves, and taste bitter and astringent?”
Ba Daheng’s eyes were glowing, and he said joyfully: “Old thief, you are really a genius, actually know that thing, when I was thirsty, I thought that it was ‘Stealing Horse Duo’, before I ate it, damn it, live to suffer!”
“Penny” said sharply, “How can you live with that?”
Ba Daheng glared at him and said angrily, “Why not? After eating that ‘Stealing Mateo’, the whole body is hot and painful, the taste is a hundred times worse than soaking in a bucket of medicine! Fuck!”
“Flat Stretch” laughed: “You little kid, really ‘ancient wells water chicken’, do not know heaven and earth ‘ghost catty’ heavy, got a great blessing, still complaining about the sky and hate the ground! You’re still complaining about heaven and earth even though you’ve been blessed with great fortune.
Ba Daheng said angrily: “Wow fuck! You’re the old thief is the ‘ancient well water chicken’ miles, otherwise, you say look, heaven and earth in the end how much it weighs?”
“Bian Tan squeaked, “This…”
“Penny” said, “Okay! Let’s go! Firecrackers in the coffin, you’re making a lot of noise! You’re such a brat, how can you talk to your elders?”
Ba Daheng glared at him and shouted: “Wow fuck! Elderly? Since I can talk, you guys have insisted on being my equals, now why are you going back on your word?”
“Flat Stretch” and “Penny” looked at each other and smiled helplessly!
Mr. Ba continued: “Elders? Based on your behavior and speech, are you qualified to be elders? If it wasn’t for Master Chengkong’s advice, I would have already listed you as a ‘rejected household’!”
“Stretch” and “Penny” hung their heads sadly.
The Ba Daheng was also silent when he saw this!
“Amitabha!”
When the Buddha sang and stopped, Master Chengkong appeared on the cliff with a solemn appearance.
Ba Daheng obediently drooped his head and knelt on the ground!
“Demented child! Get up!”
Master Chengkong bowed to “Penny” and “Flat Stretcher” and said: “The two masters! Good day!”
“Flat Stretch” said, “Good! Good bird! I see you this monk is more and more like a master, today came to visit, what instruction, quickly say it!
“Amitabha Buddha, please calm your anger! Da Heng’s impoliteness is all the fault of the old line, the old line’s supervision is not strict, here to apologize to the two old masters!”
When he finished, he bent over and bowed!
“Hey! We’re going to the mountains! You go up and down the mountain every day, coming and going, counting this kid reading and understanding, it’s us who don’t compete, and who can blame us?”
Master Chengkong said to Ba Daheng in a kind voice: “Idiot child, quickly make amends to the two old masters!”
Ba Daheng tamely apologized to the two elders, saying, “You two… this…”
Always accustomed to nonsense, Ba Daheng momentarily did not know how to address the two old men.
Master Chengkong said in a kind voice: “Call Grandpa!”
Ba Daheng heart although very puzzled, but he has always been the most convinced Chengkong master, do not dare to go against his will, therefore, immediately said in a respectful voice: “Two grandpas, Hen’er to you guys to make amends!”
When he finished, he fell to his knees!
“Flat Stretch” and “Penny” were at a loss for words, and their noses were so sore that they almost burst into tears!
Master Chengkong looked on with cold eyes and could not help but be very comforted by what he saw!
It must be known that the “Flat Stretcher” and “Penny” are highly skilled in martial arts and do not differentiate between good and evil, they act according to their own likes and dislikes, and if there is a little bit of their will, they will kill them immediately without mercy!
The name “God and Ghost Sorrow” refers to the god thief and the gambling ghost, and people are sad when they see them!
More than twenty years ago, the more skill lost to the “holy monk” hands, the mountain for the prison, no longer re-entry into the world, but Chengkong masters are still worried that the two of them will renege on their promise, private downhill.
Fortunately, due to the two people practicing “mixed elements of a qigong” and the coming of Ba Daheng, holding back the two people, so that the world of martial arts to enjoy a lot of peace in the day.
Now, once I saw the two excited look, Chengkong masters know that the two of them and Ba Daheng has created a very deep feelings, as long as Ba Daheng does not go astray, the world is peaceful!
Master Chengkong took out a silver ingot from his pocket and said to Ba Daheng, “Heng’er, you go to the ‘Xinji Store’ at the bottom of the hill.
Go buy two jars of wine and marinades and come back to honor your two grandfathers!”
Ba Daheng was in a dilemma: “This…”
Master Chengkong helped him up and laughed: “I know you’ve never been down the mountain, let alone bought anything, go and try it! Quickly go back, I also want to tell you about that ‘steal horse more’ origin!”
When Master Chengkong said ‘Stealing Mado’, he could not help but pause for a moment, after all, he is a monk how can he learn from the secular people “nonsense”?
“Penny and Flatbush couldn’t help but laugh!
Master Chengkong lowly proclaimed the Buddha’s name without stopping!
Ba Daheng saw the situation, as if from the heavy clouds and fog to see the sky again in general, delighted, shouted: “Good, this Daheng go also!”
The body resembled electricity and perished!
Little Gigi tried to follow, but was pulled back by Gigi and Mimi!
Chengkong master smiled bitterly and said: “This child, just now also sad face, now again cheeky, lively, really red in the heart ah!”
“Flat Stretch” laughed: “You can’t change your nature!”
“Penny” asked, “Old monk, the time for class has not yet arrived, why are you up here, could it be that you have something to tell or discuss?”
Master Chengkong nodded and said, “According to a message from the Shaolin Temple, Heng’s father, Ba Lingyu, has not been killed and is now in Jiangnan…”
“Flat Stretch” said anxiously: “What? There’s news about ‘Badou’! Speak up!”
Chengkong master continued: “Ba Shi master God dragon see the head but not the tail, in Jiangnan appeared after a while, and immediately disappeared, the current mobilization of manpower to look for.”
“Flat Stretch” deflated: “That’s still nothing!”
“Penny called out: “No. Someone has seen him! Someone has seen him, that means he is still alive in the world, this is a great good news, as long as the patience to look for, do not worry about not find his silhouette!”
“Hmph! It’s not easy to find a needle in the sea!”
“Shit! You’re singing the opposite tune again. When I get angry, I’ll…”
Master Chengkong urgently said: “Two monks, don’t quarrel! Don’t argue!”
In fact, Master Chengkong was not afraid of the two of them bickering, he had long been accustomed to the two of them bickering, but today, he would not dare to let them bicker any longer.
Because he knew from “Penny’s” words that if “Flat Stretch” got angry, he would immediately go down the mountain to look for Ba Daheng’s biological father, Ba Lingyu.
Once the “Penny” leaves, the “Flat Stretcher” is guaranteed to follow, and then the world will be in chaos again, which is not what the compassionate Master Chengkong would like to see.
So he immediately dissuaded them.
“Penny” and “Stretch” grunted in silence!
Chengkong master said in a deep voice: “two don’t fight again, the old Na came today, in addition to informing the news of the Ba Shi master, there is another piece of amazing news to tell you two!”
The two old men gazed at him in unison at his words.
Chengkong master said: “Recently in the jianghu suddenly appeared a ‘blood eagle order master’, as long as the blood eagle appeared, within three days, the place will be destroyed, no chicken and dog left!”
“Penny” murmured: “Blood Eagle Lord, I’ve never heard of it!”
“Flat Stretch” also said: “Old monk, what kind of god is doing this?”
Chengkong master shook his head and said: “No one has seen, but ruthless, bloody, has created a wave of terror in the martial arts, everyone is at risk, disputes iterative endless!”
“Penny” exclaimed urgently: “Ah ah! The kid went down the mountain, will not run into those guys?”
“Flat Stretch” also said anxiously: “Yes! Brother, the kid doesn’t know a single move, what should we do?”
Just two people are still in the fight, how a mention of Ba Daheng, two people naturally and make up, Chengkong masters touched, more determined the original decision.
I only heard him say in a loud voice: “Don’t be anxious, Heng’er is lucky and fortunate, he won’t be in danger, I have decided to pass on a few hands of kung fu to him when he comes back!”
“Flat Stretch” said happily: “Praise! Shaolin Temple kung fu is not only authentic kung fu, and honored martial arts, this kid brain smart, this ‘computer’ is also powerful, will be able to quickly ‘master’!”
“Penny” also said happily: “Yes, he can learn all my gambling skills at once! My gambling skills, he simply learnt it right away, if not for the ‘Mixed One Qigong’ is not suitable for him to practice, I would have passed it on to him long ago!”
Chengkong master laughed: “Hen’er lucky man heavenly fortune, the good fortune, many wives and many children, fortunately two did not take the liberty to pass him ‘mixed yuan a qigong’ or else it would be trouble!”
“Flat Stretch” spat out his tongue and said: “If I did not see that he was still young, I would have passed on his ‘Mixed Yuan Yi Qi Gong’!
Luckily I didn’t get into trouble, it’s really duck rice and tofu, now slaughter, now slaughter!”
Master Chengkong shook his head and smiled!
The second old man, however, laughed out loud!
Chapter 2: The Baron Now in the Wind
“Nguyen is the brother of youthful Uchiyama.
Left the house 7 or 8 am. Getting ready to go on a tour of the fields and
With a hoe in his right hand and a dustpan in his left.
The road is easy to travel with energy.
Walking to the edge of my field.
I’ve heard it said that the city is a strange place to live.
Good money then too! Also! Too!”
In the middle of the air, the children’s voices are clear and ringing in the mountains!
In Minnan language, it is said: “Release the cage, Ka Da only buffalo harbor.” Ba Daheng left the mountains for the first time and entered the society, with inexhaustible joy in the novelty!
It’s a great way to fly around and sing at the same time!
Steeply heard a cacophony of shouts and curses, interspersed with cries!
Ba Daheng singing stopped, quickly follow the sound to take a look!
Only to see ten or so villagers dressed as people, holding sticks and clubs, are headless towards a teenage boy with a thin body to beat!
The young man held his head and crouched on the ground and begged for mercy uncontrollably!
“X your mother! A fine man picks gourds, a big man steals a marionette, you monkey boy, you are so young that you can steal, when you grow up, what’s the point, I’ll beat you to death!”
“Right! Fight! Beat this brat to death!”
“Hit…”
Ba Daheng saw the situation, although he did not understand the young man, exactly what he had stolen from others, but so many adults beat up a young man, sooner or later will certainly hit a person!
The road is not a good place to be, but it is a good place to be angry at the idlers, and Ba Daheng is on fire!
“Stop!”
Drinking like thunder, immediately shocked those villagers.
At the sight of Ba Daheng dressed in animal skins and his hair messy like grass, the crowd could not help but murmur!
“Hmph! Another brat, 80% of them are in the same gang!”
Ba Daheng’s inner strength is deep, his ears and eyes are sharp, he has already heard it, he can’t help but say angrily: “Wow, fuck! You are blind, how dare you treat your young master as a thief, bah!”
One of the villagers, who had raised his eyebrows, pointed at Ba Daheng and shouted, “Hey, if you are not his fellow traveler, what are you shouting for? Monkey boy, if you are not his fellow travelers, what are you screaming?”
Ba Da Heng looked at him with displeasure, and immediately scolded: “Wow fuck! I’m barking, you’re barking! Who are you to say that I am his fellow travelers?”
The angry man was scolded by Ba Daheng as a “dog barking” has long been angry “nostrils empty shell”, raised the stick to Ba Daheng a wave, said: “With this stick!”
The stick was so fast that the villagers could not help but applaud loudly!
Ba Daheng disdainful smile, body a flash, to avoid the over stick, right hand a fishing, grab that big man right hand, a throw, that big man body a fly, high hanging in the roadside tree!
In shock and anger, the big man actually fainted!
“Whoa! Someone’s dead! Catch the murderer!”
The villagers swarmed with sticks!
Ba Da Heng used to watch Penny and Flat Stanley compete in the mountains while immersed in a bucket of medicine, so he unknowingly learned a lot of moves, but it’s a pity that he didn’t know what they were called.
Fang just for the first time, immediately flagged off a victory, the courage can not help but a strong!
At this time, once the villagers attacked, the heart can not help but panic, but things have come to this point, only hard-headed flash leap body, at the same time, both hands swing!
Just see the trapeze fly around!
The villagers who were originally angry and cross-fleshed face, at this time, some of them were hanging on the tree, some fell by the wall, and some fainted on the ground, grunting and screaming for pain, so ruthless!
“Haha! Two or three strokes and you’re clean, huh? Adults want to bully children, there is no door, today let you go, next time you do not change, all take off their pants to spank! Get out!”
The villagers, after a moment’s hustle and bustle, went away with their wounded heads hanging down!
The Ba’al Tycoon clapped his hands and laughed more than a little.
Originally beaten, but also by Ba Daheng’s stunner shocked young people, suddenly by Ba Daheng that complacent high laughter “noise” wake up, immediately tend to approach the side of Ba Daheng, respectfully said:.
“This big brother, thank you for saving your life, this grace, this virtue, no less than the parents regeneration virtue, little brother will command generations of children and grandchildren respectfully set up a ‘long life tablets’ worship top salute, to show that do not forget the great virtue!”
When Ba Daheng first heard such compliments, his whole body suddenly shivered!
The young man did not know why Ba Daheng had such a strange appearance, still devoutly said: “Big brother, you are simply more skillful than heavenly beings, heroic and invincible, I believe that it is most suitable for you to serve as the martial arts alliance leader!”
“Please! Brother! Cut it out, look at my whole body’s ‘hen’s skin’ already ‘standing on end’, I can’t take it anymore!”
The Ba’al Tycoon pointed to his left arm, his erect sweaty hairs screaming!
The young man, red-faced, laughed dryly and said, “I’m sorry! I’m sorry!”
Ba Daheng shook his head and muttered, “I can’t imagine that people in the world are so good at kissing ass!”
The young man’s ears were sharp, and he said in confusion: “A man of the world? Big brother is a fairy?”
Ba Daheng slapped the young man’s head and said, “Immortal my ass! I’ve been in the mountains since I was young, and today is the first time I went down to the mountains to buy something, and I never thought I’d run into a character like you!”
The young man said proudly: “There is no one in the world who doesn’t like people kissing ass, a thousand wear a million wear a horse’s ass does not wear, I this set is a hundred times tried and true!”
Ba Daheng laughed: “A hundred times tried, illegal building – chaotic cover: you do not forget just now was beaten all over the ground rolling, begging for mercy!”
That teenager, however, had a thick face and cursed, “Fuck, that group of dirt old bags ‘don’t understand’, it’s just like talking to a cow, count me out! Bah!”
Ba Daheng laughed: “Wow fuck! You steal from others, but also cursing ah!”
The young man said boldly: “Joke! Stealing? I’m just borrowing it for a while, and I’ll return it as soon as I have the money. If I wasn’t forced to do so, I wouldn’t bother.”
“Forced by someone? Who forced you!”
“Fuck! It’s not the ‘Iron Bull’ kid that’s causing trouble, this guy eats, drinks, prostitutes, gambles, everything, everything is loose, fuck, every time there’s a mistake, it’s always me that’s helping him to make things right!”
“Huh? I didn’t realize you were so righteous!”
“There! I, Ma Biqing, have no other strengths, but I am a good friend, Tieh Niu lost his bottom and was detained in the casino, I had no choice but to steal money to pay for his ransom!”
Mr. Bartholomew exclaimed, “Wow, fuck! You love gambling, just die! Why do you care about him?”
Ma Biqing urgently said: “Big brother, although Iron Ox love to gamble, love to play, but has always been not gambling fake, not white whoring, is that casino gambling fake forced people to commit suicide, Iron Ox do not like to go to gamble, who knows trapped into out of the way!”
“Whoa! Casinos betting on fake scams and hating the number! (very good)”
“Hate number? I don’t think it’s a big ‘number’, if we don’t raise the money before the sun goes down today, Tieh Niu won’t be able to see tomorrow’s sun, it’s really ‘hurtful’ ah!”
Ba Daheng said with confidence, “Let’s go! Lead the way!”
Ma Biqing said in confusion: “Go? You have money?”
After saying that, he couldn’t stop looking up and down at Ba Daheng!
Ba Daheng glared at him, scolded: “Wow fuck, what are you looking at that pair of dog’s eyes, safe! (Don’t worry.) I have money with me, let’s go!”
Ma Biqing shook his head and said: “Big brother, don’t be impulsive, I see you in this dress, may not have anything worthwhile, still don’t go looking for trouble!”
Ba Daheng took out the ingot of silver, roared: “Wow fuck! Isn’t this money?”
“Just this one or two silver Yu ah! I’m laughing my ass off! Haha!”
Mabichan bent over in laughter!
Ba Daheng was furious, lifted his right foot and kicked him into a dog’s ass, then angrily shouted: “Wow fuck! How dare you look down on this tycoon, go! Let’s go!
Ma Biqing climbed up from the ground, while wiping his face, while crying and said: “Brother, you spare me, I have not married a wife, so far has not enjoyed life miles!”
When he finished speaking, he couldn’t stop bowing his head!
Ba Da Heng was angry and funny, said: “Wow fuck, aren’t you the most righteous? I volunteered to save Tieh Niu, why do you not dare to go?”
Ma Biqing delayed for a moment, squeaked: “I told you to ‘not enough force’, if not good, the two of us are trapped in it, that is not come miles!”
Ba Daheng said angrily: “Wow fuck, you are afraid of death, I want you to die, go!” The right hand raised, grabbed Ma Biqing collar, dragged hard, open step on the road!
As he struggled, Ma Biqing shouted, “Help!”
Ba Daheng like dragging a dead dog, dragged him on the road, cursing: “Wow fuck! ‘Balls’ so small still come out and others to mix what, screaming what screaming, screaming again will not pay!”
It must be known that Ba Daheng since childhood that is, with “Penny” “flat” this pair of evil and unparalleled, the role of the game dust together, listening to the mouth leak, of course, is also a “weirdo” one!
What he despised most was this kind of character who was full of benevolence and morality but was afraid of death, so he deliberately and nonchalantly tried to fix Ma Biqing.
The villagers heard the sound of the logs and went back to see the embarrassing situation of the horse Biqing, the heart can not help but great joy, simply leave the footsteps to see what happened.
Some even muttered.
“Hush! You see, evil has its own way!”
“Hmph! A dog bites a dog with a mouth full of hair!”
Ba Daheng although in the “repair” Ma Biqing, but he was born elf, when to keep “eyes on the four sides, ears in all directions”, at this time, a listen to those gossip, not secretly fire!
The left hand quietly from the upper garment to take down two pinches of animal hair, twisted into two small round balls, eyes a glance, has watched the object, the index finger a pop, shot away.
“Ouch!”
“Shit!”
The two “long-winded men” were bleeding from their teeth and were furiously looking for the culprits.
Mr. Ba laughed and said: “Fuck, you two old bags of dirt don’t look for it anymore! It’s the work of this mogul, if you don’t like it, come here!”
Those two benevolent brothers, however, obediently dared not say anything.
Ba Tycoon waited for a long time, saw that the two did not respond, laughed: “Since you two are so polite, wood Tycoon still have to go to the casino to ransom, forgive me for not accompanying it!”
The village people heard that Ba Daheng wanted to go to the only casino in the village “Tian Ba Wang Gambling House” to redeem people, the heart can not help but secretly happy for it!
In their minds, the owner of the “Sky King Gambling House”, “Ghost Hand” Cui Ren, is not only a skilled gambler, but also a “powerful” martial artist.
Although Cui Ren, the “Ghost Hand”, usually pits a lot of people, but as long as they do not enter his casino, he can not pit themselves, so the villagers do not like to hate him.
Not so with the Bataholic!
Ba Daheng not only protects the thief Ma Biqing, but also severely beat them up, can be said to be the only enemy of their lives.
Now, Ba Daheng himself is going to his death, don’t you think, they are not happy?
The villagers were happy in their hearts, and Ba Daheng was even happier!
Regardless of the reason why those villagers were following him, in his thoughts, they were honoring him and following him. So he was very proud of himself!
So many people were having fun, only Mabiqing was the saddest!
He has seen the “ghost hand” Cui Ren’s gambling and martial arts, but also learned Cui Ren’s vicious means, but he could not get away, the more he thought, the more sad, could not help but let out a loud cry!
The sound of crying is the most disturbing, Ba Daheng cursed: “Wow fuck! You’re crying about your father and mother, asshole.
Mile! Be bold, okay?”
After a beat, he scolded, “Open your eyes and see for yourself, so many dirt bags dare to go with us, why are you so scared like this? Fuck!”
Ma Biqing cried and said, “You… you don’t know! These people were there to see you and me beaten up. Look closely, they’re all smiling!”
Hey! It’s really good, all gloating smiles.
“Whoa fuck! This mogul is going to show off his skills today!”
Saying that, he lifted his breath and stretched his body as if he were flying forward!
The villagers yelled, pulling their feet and chasing after them!
Upscale, red iron gates, stone lions, so grand!
The five big golden characters of “Tian Ba Wang Gambling House” exuded a domineering spirit.
The left and right door couplets are.
“Go in happy and go home safe.”
Ba Daheng put down Ma Biqing, carefully surveyed the surrounding area, laughed: “Horse’s ass, you do not see this pair of door couplets? An la! “Mo Dai Zhi!”
Mari Qing shook his head and laughed bitterly, “That’s ‘love to joke’!”
“How?”
“It’s a lie! How could Tieh Niu have been escorted inside before?”
“Whoa! That makes sense!”
While the two were having a chat, one of the four bodyguards standing in front of the door with their hands clasped in front of their chests, roared, “Hey! Go away, kid!”
Another said, “Hey! Kid, come here. Aren’t you called ‘Horse’s Ass’? Why, are you ready to pay for the ransom?”
Mabi Qing shook his hands straight up and his body backed straight up.
“Fuck you, I told you to come here, why are you backing off, get over here!”
Ma Biqing rolled over and wanted to run, but Ba Daheng had already pressed his hand and said with a cheeky smile: “Horse’s ass, didn’t you say this place is fun? Come on, let’s go in!”
When he finished speaking, he pulled him along and tried to break in!
“Slow down!”
Ba Daheng asked in mock confusion, “What? You want to buy tickets?”
“Kid! Do you know where this place is?”
“A casino!”
“Right, you want to gamble with others even at your small age! Don’t say you’re not capable, I see you don’t even have a penny in your whole body, go! Go!”
“Wow fuck, you don’t look at people through the door, you look down on this tycoon, want money, simple, what do you see in this ingot of white?”
“Huh? Little ghost, you actually would have a silver ingot too! It’s really a ‘black gangue filled with soybean oil’ with no place to look, I think I’m afraid that you stole it from the Lord?”
“Fuck! Steal, steal your mom!”
The pugnacious man was furious at his words, roaring: “Monkey boy, you ‘down the station did not probe’, actually dared to eat the tofu of this great master , see how I teach you a lesson!”
The bushy palm of his hand swung rapidly at Ba Daheng.
Ba Daheng laughed disdainfully: “Stupid big man, can’t hit, hee!”
Ba Daheng dodged, laughing and cursing, while pulling on the big man, pulling in the west. The big man was furious, but could not hit Ba Daheng!
The other three big men also laughed out loud!
Those villagers stood at a distance and watched with cold eyes!
Ma Biqing, on the other hand, cowered to the side, not daring to move a bit.
Because, originally it was Ba Daheng who forced him not to go, but now the three big men are watching him, so that he does not dare to take a step, it’s really “bitter!”
Ba Daheng asked Ma Biqing while teasing the big man, “Hey! Horse’s ass, these four fools have not bullied you?”
Ma Biqing swept his eyes over the three of them and squeaked, “No… no…”
The man who chased and beat up Ba Daheng gasped, “Yes… your master has repaired this boy before, and you… how can you bite your master’s bird?”
“Good! Turn yourself in and you can reduce your sentence!”
Only to see his right hand exploring, grabbing the big man’s right hand, shaking it smoothly and shouting, “Watch out!” The big man immediately flew over the high wall and fell heavily on the ground.
He “fell asleep” without even a grunt!
The other three big men roared in unison and rushed straight over!
Ba Daheng ripped out his voice and roared, “Wait!”
Sound like thunder, the three big men lost color and were shocked, and stood on the spot!
“Bang!” With a sound, the large golden plaque was shaken to the ground.
Three big men shocked to wake up, see the situation together shouted: “Kid! Damn!”
The iron fists swung over in unison!
After Ba Daheng easily dodged through, his left and right hands each grabbed the right feet of the two huge stone lions, raised them high above his head, and droned, “Then!”
The three big men went, “Holy shit!” With a howl of shock, they turned back and ran!
Ba Daheng smiled at the villagers and said, “This pair of stone lions is worth a lot of money, which one of you wants to carry back, call out, I will go to give him!”
“Ah!” With a cry, the villagers scattered in unison.
“Haha! What’s the big deal? It’s fun!”
Those two respect more than a hundred pounds, the huge stone lion, at this time in the hands of Ba Daheng is like two glass beads, let him play!
Throwing up and down, leaping from side to side, all kinds of tricks…
Not only were the villagers scared, but the fighters who had originally rushed out of the “Sky King Gambling House” in a murderous mood immediately flashed far away in a deflated manner after seeing the situation!
Ba Daheng called out in succession: “Friends, if you are interested, everyone come together!”
“Come on!”
“It doesn’t matter!”
Ba Daheng seems to monkey around with those fighters and villagers, calling out to their parents to run, wishing to be able to grow a pair of feet and run faster!
In fact, it was no wonder that they were surprised and scared. How could a 15 or 16 year old child move a stone lion weighing over a hundred pounds? Moreover, he was juggling two stone lions with both hands.
No red face, no breath, but also Mercedes Benz freely, laughing and joking.
Flowers bloom two, each table a, temporarily put aside the Ba Dahang want treasure scenario, and said the “sky king gambling house” master, Cui Ren in the backyard to enjoy the situation of sexual bliss!
“Lingyun building” is the “heavenly king gambling house” of the first forbidden area, is Cui Ren and his three such as flowers and jade, lewd and charming, concubines Hu Tianhei place.
Cui Ren was originally Jiangnan gangsters on the famous solo thief, since the dry down a big deal, he will disguise to open a gambling house, big earn its obscene money.
The three concubines are all famous prostitutes in Yangzhou, confused by Cui Ren’s money, happy to follow him, but I can’t imagine Cui Ren “that” is not good enough to make them satisfied.
They had once enjoyed eating in the wild, but that brother went to be “a ghost” that day without a sound, forcing them to be even more careful “hunting for wild food”.
The material beauty of life to enjoy, and can not make up for their spiritual and physical emptiness, over time, the three of them have become a “green house complaining woman”.
Tonight, the three of them drew lots privately, Sulan is more fortunate, secretly and Tieh Niu “hanging out”, Jin Zhi and Yu Ye self-sacrifice to wrap up Cui Ren’s “deadbeat”!
The three of them privately called Cui Ren as a dead ghost, is a reason, because Cui Ren “that thing” is not only small, and soft, to tease for a long time half a day before “stand” up.
What made them most furious was that it went soft again in less than half an hour!
It really looks like a skyrocket, disappearing in a flash!
Cui Ren also has a self-awareness, therefore, he is majestic in front of anyone, but only in front of the three petite wives but well behaved like a lapdog, do not dare to say anything!
Can’t think of today, in broad daylight, gold branch and jade leaf will send people to invite him over, Cui Ren hurriedly will field business command, immediately Xing anxious to come to the “Lingyun building”.
Upon entering the room, Cui Ren only felt his eyes light up.
Jin Zhi and Yu Ye stood naked beside the round table with a smile to welcome, the table had already fixed a banquet of exquisite delicacies of all colors and flavors.
Choe In was flattered and said, “This… this is…”
The two women’s lotus step lightly, breast wave hip wave straight attack to Cui Ren, only to see the gold branch chest top Cui Ren right side, hands circled Cui Ren neck, greasy voice: “Master, today is the slave’s birthday miles!”
“Oh! I forgot, I… I’ll go back up the generous gift!”
Jin Zhi’s breasts were explored, her hands circled, and she said in a whiny voice: “No need! I just want to be able to have a good meal with you and talk to you, nothing else!”
“Good! Good!”
Yuha did as she was told, and pressed herself against Cui Ren’s left side, saying in a whiny voice: “Master, come on, sit down! Let’s have a few drinks today and have some fun!”
“This…”
Cui Ren usually can’t cope with just one already, now Yueli even proposed “she wants it too”, isn’t this killing him? How can he not be afraid?
Yu Ye gently topped it off and laughed: “Master, today is Sister Jin Zhi’s big day, I won’t compete with her, don’t worry! Don’t worry, I’ll leave her leftovers for me.”
“This… good… good!”
“Come! Let’s drink to His Lordship first!”
You have a cup, I have a bite, cup and chopsticks, Cui Ren is full of wine!
Jin Zhi Yu Ye since the intention to fulfill the Su Lan and Tie Niu’s “good deed”, will try to hold Cui Ren, the two quickly stripped Cui Ren’s clothes.
Looked at Cui Ren that drooped “penis”, Yu Ye can not help but a stomach of people, “former grievances of the old gas” surging heart, right hand a wave, “head-on” a bit!
“Ouch!” Treyren screamed and jumped around holding his dick!
“Yuye!” Jinie gave her a blank, suggestive look!
Yu Ye knew that their own Meng wave, almost missed the big event, both knees kneel, hands holding Cui Ren buttocks, jade mouth open, containing the “penis”, immediately began to inhale uttered!
She knows that Cui Ren is temperamental, killing people without blinking an eye, she just a moment of anger, beat his “penis”, according to the law of the crime, he has constituted a “capital offense” of the name.
In the heat of the moment, she sucked and licked hard, putting all the “18 arts on the tongue” to use, without even thinking about whether it was dirty or not? Does it stink?
Life is precious after all!
Cui Ren was sucked by Yu Ye for a while, not only is his belly full of fire already disappeared, the whole body bones also gradually soft, he could not help but slightly trembling!
The “second” is gradually “raising its eyebrows”!
“Seeing this, Jin Zhi said in a whiny voice, “Master, I want your ghostly hands…”
Jin Zhi pouted as she stroked her pointed and rounded breasts.
Chui Yan laughed heartily and said, “Good! Good man, you really know what I’m talking about. You know that my ‘Ghost Hands’ are not only great at the gambling table, but also great with women, ha…”
When he finished speaking, he spread his right hand and began to “attack” the body of the Golden Bough… I don’t know whether it was because the “ghostly hands” were really skillful, or whether the Golden Bough was “talking nonsense” and “moaning”… In any case, her whole body was trembling and writhing, and her moans were interwoven with a tantalizing picture of blood. I don’t know if it was because the “ghostly hand” was really skillful, or if it was because Gum Chee was “talking nonsense” and “moaning”, but in any case, her whole body was trembling, writhing, and moaning, all intertwined into a tantalizing picture of blood.
At this point, Cui Ren said it was springtime through and through!
Jade Leaf’s sucking made him sore and fluttery!
The moaning, the light shaking of the golden branch gave vent to his sense of conquering fulfillment!
Years of pent-up psychophobia completely removed, he laughed!
Feeling that the object in her mouth was swelling, hardening and pushing up, Yulia was shocked and moved her mouth, exclaiming, “Sister Jin Zhi, look, it’s… it’s so “handsome”!”
“Handsome?” Thanks to this slutty “cha-so” (woman) for messing with the terminology!
The “Golden Bough” also stroked it with joy and exclaimed, “It’s great!”
Trin laughed even higher!
A man feels the most sad is the heart but not enough power, can not cover, if you can raise eyebrows, and who does not like? And who is not pleased?
The house was immediately filled with joy, spring, and a good show was about to go on.
unpleasant hear (about sth)
“Report, there’s a disturbance!”
The voice obviously came from the front yard, but the words were clear, showing that the visitor was highly skilled!
What a bummer!
Choi In roared, “Who is it?”
“A teenage family!”
“Shit! Where is everybody?”
“At the gate!”
“Tell the ‘Hooker’ to do him!”
“Yes…”
Sound escapes, good kung fu, see Cui Ren discipline under the strict!
“Shit! A little kid comes to break into a venue and panics like this, I really don’t know how these guys, used to be in the jianghu?”
At this time, the golden branch is already on the bed, feet bent legs wide open, “portal wide open” delicate voice, called: “Master, slave has been waiting for you for a long time, come ah!”
“Haha… good! This is coming!”
With a leap of his body, he floated onto the horse and stabbed it!
“Ouch!”
“Whoo!”
I’m sure it wasn’t on target, and my dick hit the front door!
Yu Ye immediately came to the front of the couch, “the end of the gun aimed at the target”, laughed: “Master, penis today cocked higher, you have to correct the ‘angle of elevation’, well! Charge!”
“Haha! Thanks!”
“Zip!” A bang, right in the center of the red!
“Whoo! Good plug, Master! You’re welcome!”
“Haha! Kill you wannabe hooves!”
He waved his spear and stabbed sharply, and leaped his horse to the center of the plain!
Goldie’s lower body was busy as she toppled and rotated!
Tamaha, on the other hand, stared blankly at the side, only “self-touch” is better than nothing!
“Oh… oh… oh! Wonderful! Wonderful!”
“Hey! HEY! Harder! Harder! Yes! Yes…”
“Eh! N… to… to kill… really kill…”
“ha… ha… ha…”
“Oh… oh… Sister Yuye, it’s… your turn…”
Tamaha was so happy to hear that, she climbed onto the bed in a couple of tries and set up her “stance”!
“Oh… oh… Khun Luang, spare me… please…”
“Haha! Good! Let you go for now!”
“Zi!” He drew his gun, turned his horse and attacked again!
Jin Zhi let the waves roam, closed his eyes and recalled the wonderful taste of the party, at the same time, for his own masterpiece today secretly pleased!
Today, due to the success of his and Yulia’s plan, in addition to Choi In-ji’s psychological barriers, with the help of “Aphrodisiac Passion.”
The drugs that finally made it all work.
Jade Leaf due to too much pent up desire, for Cui Ren that stormy intensive attack, not only feel not overjoyed, their body also like a snake like writhing!
Choi Yan “bowed” to the charge!
Tamaha swung like crazy!
“Bibi! Pat!” The sound of meat hitting the ground rang out crisply!
The ragged gasps were even more stirring!
Only to hear Yu Ye gasped: “Master! You’re too hard, let’s swap places, I’ll give you a good show of skill!”
Apparently, she has a big appetite and wants to “do it herself”!
The two of them switched places with a tacit understanding, and the “Topsy-Turvy” came on immediately!
Yu Ye was in the corner of her mouth with spring in it, and when she was so comfortable, she steeply heard!
“Report!”
“What is it?”
“The brat has broken into the hall!”
“What did the hooker do?”
“He… he’s dead!”
“Dead? Where did that kid come from?”
“I don’t know!”
“Shit! Bunch of stupid pigs!”
Cui Ren finished cursing and was about to get up!
Yu Ye is in the “critical moment”, that will let him get up, out of his hand to press his shoulders, drinking: “Fool!
What is that brat currently doing in the hall?”
“He’s, he’s watching people gamble!”
“Go… go spy on him!”
“Yes!”
Why would Cui Ren like the “emergency brake”? Only to see his hands caressing Yu Ye’s pair of plump breasts, while cursing: “Damn! Almost ruined my show!”
Yuye smiled and said: “Yes! It’s really killing me! Huh? You!”
Treyren smiled bitterly in embarrassment!
Apparently, he has “delivered”!
Jade Leaf’s lips were tightly bitten, and she stood up with hatred, going on her way to rinse off.
Jin Zhi softly scrubbed Cui Ren’s body, while softly asking, “Master, I saw that you were still full of vigor just now, why did you fail all of a sudden?”
Cui Ren’s red face, bitterly smiled and said, “I can’t control this thing as long as I’m nervous, I’m really too sorry for Yu Ye!”
Jin Zhi laughed: “It’s okay, I’ll persuade her, I think master you first go to deal with the matters in the field, don’t come over today, so as not to cause Yu Ye’s displeasure again!”
Cui Ren said happily, “Wonderful idea! I’ll go now!”
After saying that, he ran off in a huff!
Jin Zhi followed her to the entrance of the courtyard, and after making sure that Cui Ren had left, she immediately rushed back to the entrance of the bathroom and said with a smile, “Yu Ye, quickly! That old man is gone!”
Who knows, no one answered beyond the sound of heavy panting!
Jin Zhi probed and couldn’t help but smile!
Originally, Yu Ye is feet open, sitting in the bathtub “self-touch self-touch”, apparently, the body of the hot fire of desire has not yet quenched!
Jin Zhi went in and dragged her up, and laughed: “The old man is gone, go! Let’s go to Sulan’s place, that guy is young and strong, he must be good, don’t waste your time here!”
Tamaha gleefully rushed out of the bathroom!
Two white, naked bodies quickly came to the hall, only to see the jade leaf can not wait to force to the left tea on the vase a spin.
“Ka… Ka…” sounded repeatedly, and an underground staircase appeared behind the screen!
The two men swooped in like the wind!
“KA KA KA KA…” The dark passage closed automatically again!
“Huh? How come there’s no sound of Suran’s waves!”
“Yes! She’s the best at screaming!”
In fact, the two of them are just “laughing at each other”! Each other! All the famous prostitutes in Yangzhou are “masters in bed” and “hungry in color”!
“Ouch! I’m going to die! Stop! Stop!
Just see a “tower-shaped” strong man, holding a fit woman constantly “shrugged”, the woman has long been unconscious.
“Yuye, get ready!”
“Yes!”
Tamaha jumped onto the bed and spread her legs in preparation!
Jin Zhi shot like electricity, restrained the strong man, snatched away the unconscious Sulan, laughed: “Yu Ye! Be careful! Enjoy!” She took out the strong man’s acupressure points.
The burly man looked around quickly, searching for a target.
Jade Leaf gently twisted her waist, softly calling out: “Come on!”
The burly man let out a low roar and the tiger pounced!
“Whoa! What a big one!”
Jade Leaf spread her legs again, taking a breath to compose herself!
Jin Zhi, on the other hand, rushes to start the work of rescuing Su Lan!
After a two-pronged approach of medication and massage, Sulan finally woke up leisurely with a long sigh and smiled bitterly at Jin Zhi, “Sister Jin Zhi, it’s wonderful!”
Jin Zhi laughed: “Wow! It’s really not simple, this man can actually make our Su Lan personally say wonderful, quickly say! How?”
Sulan pointed at Yueliang who was fully concentrated, and said with a delicate smile, “Sister Jin Zhi, have you ever seen this kind of cautious expression on Sister Yueliang’s face?”
Jin Zhi nodded, saying, “Rare indeed!”
Sulan sighed: “You pay attention to see, that ‘giant’, thick, long and hot, once inserted, people all over the body trembling, almost breathless!”
Jin Zhi laughed: “Yu Ye was still complaining about that old ghost hanging her in mid-air, so she walked away with a gray face, now it’s too much to handle, right?”
“What about the old man?”
“To the front of the field!”
“Will it come back again?”
“Anne! He’s afraid that Yuye will pester him again, I can guarantee he won’t dare to come back, so you’ll be bold enough to go crazy for a while!”
Sulan smiled bitterly and said: “I can’t do it! Being messed around by that bastard, not only did I lose too much of my yin, but I still have a lot of pain there!”
“Let’s see! Oops! It’s bleeding! Let me put some medicine on it!”
“I’ll do it myself!”
“Forget it! What’s the point of being polite when you’re a sister?”
Jin Zhi helped Sulan to rub the medicine, and asked: “I see that this guy has been silent and ‘burying his head in the sand.
Could it be that you gave him that drug?”
Sulan red face, said: “Do not look at his addiction to gambling, but not good sex, although I have been teasing, he is hard ‘not on the road’, forcing me to give him to take that kind of medicine!”
Jin Zhi laughed and said, “It’s really too early to die.”
Steeply heard Yu Ye call out: “Sister Jin Zhi, I-“
Jin Zhi and Sulan looked at the sound of their voices-
Hey! Yuba the wannabe actually fainted!
Jin Zhi color changed greatly, went forward to push away the still writhing strong man, quickly lay down on his side, split his legs and opened his mouth to meet the “Tarzan” like the heavy pressure!
“Oh! Damn it, you can’t be gentle!”
The strong man didn’t care, he just fired when he had a target, and when he did, he fired a series of shots, “clap clap clap clap…” in a tight and intense manner!
Sulan barely braced herself and pinched Tamaha’s human center.
“Whoo! I’m so happy! Thank you, Sulan! Where’s that guy?”
Sulan pouted and laughed: “There, busy!”
Yu Ye sighed: “Really powerful, that ‘thing’ is too strong, although I am fully concentrated to deal with, but still can’t hold back, I think Jin Zhi sister also can’t!”
Suran nodded approvingly!
Jin Zhi laughed and said, “Wrong! Let’s see how I can restrain him!”
Just seeing Jin Zhi rhythmically retracting and releasing her belly, inhaling and exhaling her true qi along with the strong man’s thrusts, Sulan and Yu Ye couldn’t help but look at the signs!
It was unthinkable that Jin Zhi would have practiced this kind of skill, and the two girls were impressed beyond words!
Sure enough, in less than half an hour, the strong man after a burst of intense pumping silence, the whole body will be as soft as mud like sleep over!
Goldie pushed it away with a smile and rolled out of bed.
Sulan asked, “Sister Kim Chee, you…”
Jin Zhi laughed: “I know what you want to ask in your heart, first wait a moment, this guy’s semen water is really much, bloated me inside this strange uncomfortable!”
Sure enough, as Jin Zhi walked around, water droplets kept dripping from her lower body, Sulan and Yu Ye had seen this kind of picture before, they were even more dumbfounded!
For a long time, Jin Zhi cleaned himself in, came back, said with a delicate smile: “I once followed a foreigner to learn the ‘Vegetarian Girl Sutra’, but unfortunately, until today it was not put to use!”
Yu Ye urgently said, “Sister Jin Zhi, teach me!”
Sulan also voiced a plea!
Jin Zhi laughed: “No problem! However, when it comes to Cui Ren’s useless old man, these secret techniques are not useful at all, so what’s the use of learning them?”
Yu Ye blurted out, said: “The three of us take ‘Iron Ox’ far away, their men can ‘Golden House to hide a woman’, we can also ‘Golden House to hide a man! We can also ‘hide a man in a golden house’!”
Jin Zhi nodded and said, “This plan is very good, however, that old man Cui Ren is very shrewd, and his methods are vicious, we must plan carefully to avoid accidents!”
Sulan and Yuye nodded in deep sympathy!
Jin Zhi laughed: “Don’t think about this problem first, at present it is better to clean up the scene first, and at the same time wake up ‘Tie Niu’!
, sent back to the cell to avoid accidents.”
Sulan lovingly touched the “iron ox” that “words”, sighed: “big sister, you see, he has ejaculated, actually still so thick, really good baby.”
Yu Ye also came over, while looking and sighed: “Iron Ox, should be called ‘Iron Stick’ is right!”
“Hee…”